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Yeah, there was a lawsuit apparently
Was gonna reply to your message with a funny gif
Discord mobile has no plans at all
bro
thats it
its timee
i have to kill myself
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Yeah
that would be Colombia
Fuck this stupid fucking app
Discord doing anything but making mobile a decent experience
In comparison to desktop
the desktop app isn't much better either
im sure the glorified chatroom social media absolutely needs to use 1.4gb of ram to function
they dont want you to go outside
using ur phone means u are outside
which is contrary to the discord experience
theres probably some truth to that
why else would you use your phone if ur at home
shitting on the toilet?
you're suppose to be watching tiktoks when shitting
At grandmamas
I browse car marketplaces on the toilet
Life's good
which platform
Surprisingly addicting
thats considered outside, since you are not at home where your pc is
Fb marketplace (sometimes see some interesting deals), 3 other local websites
good
i am relieved
What??
thats where your suppose to look at for (mostly) shitty deals
You are not allowed to deviate from the algorithm
Yeah idk fb is kind of a wildcard
You'll see cool shit cars
On the others you'll see the same 7 cars for 3 pages
it doesnt matter what the deals are, what matters is thats where you look for such deals
You are not allowed to deviate from the algorithm
Wdym
You are not allowed to deviate from the algorithm
They could have easily cached all favorited gifs to load them instantly, but nooooooooo, they gotta load them every time from Tenor or their own servers and not only waste data but also time and energy for literally everyone involved
accidentally took this screenshot
He's not having a good time lol
i cut his arm off but they forgot to put the quit in him
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I already finished progression mode and ive deleted the appdata save multiple times
still finished
dude i dont know what the fuck they did but stabbing feels awful
you always stab way off the left or right
can barely stab with the longsword
right click pose for polearms that have a point at the end are good for stabs too
ive been running the small pavise holy shit that thing is so fun to just launch into someones face
i wish i could do weapon takedowns like in exanima
at the very least they could add a blemmin gif search in the favorites tab
trap a guy in your halfsword put all your weight on them and you fall
Yeah, the fact that you literally have to break ToS for basic functionality like this is baffling (I use that too, lol)
terms of service? i hardly even know her
terms of service? is that some kind of commie shit
Honestly, they don't give a shit as long as you don't do something particularly egregious (like setting up spambots or scams via plugins)
It's just a deterrent and a reason to punish actual offenders lol
The regular folks always fly under the radar
which is good
but i wish they looked at vencord from a different perspective
and incorporated their changes into the main platform
If they banned all clankers, spambots and plugin users, the user count would drop by 90% lmao
That's part of the reason they don't care unless you actively are a hindrance
Bigger number looks good
Attracts investors
Aw shit, radio RNG rolled Rick Astley
I'm getting Rickrolled as we speak
Lol
It'll probably be around for a long time lmao
At least the radio is neat. No ads and usually plays oldies (70s, 80s, 90s, sometimes 2000s and 2010s)
I would have gotten suicidal at work otherwise (it's a part time job, at least)
Modern Talking and Michael Jackson never gets old

I hope you enjoy it lol
yeah ill go with my fuckin lads
Nice
is the full game playable

Then again, the real cost of shit food is paying out the ass for medical bills 5-10 years later (and having chronic health issues)
If you make it yourself, it's not that unhealthy
its starbucks there but caoffe is good
I make it out of instant coffee, cocoa powder and honey myself
Not only it's vastly cheaper (even if I buy imported expensive cocoa), it also tastes better and isn't like 80% sugar lol
The two teaspoons of honey won't kill me in 10 years when that's all my "added sugar" intake in a day
and im good
goybucks
And I also take breaks and make it without honey (or stop drinking it)
stupid coffee flavoured sugar water
It's not even coffee flavored lol
The cocoa completely suppresses it usually
So it's less of a coffee and more of a hot chocolate with coffee instead, I guess
Starbucks is goyslop tho
Literal golemfeed
I meant about goybucks
20 bucks
and it runs worse than the demo
cinema
i mean is it not as ass as in launch
it was actually unplayable on launch
probably still is because unreal engine
@tidal trellis
Espresso with honey or coconut sugar, a bit of sweet cream, pinch of salt, sometimes ground cinnamon sprinkled onto the coffee in the coffee basket.
That sounds pretty tasty actually
it busses
I should try using something other than water once in a while, but I got used to it. Used to use milk as base but I quit (due to minor allergic reactions) and didn't want to pay out the ass for coconut or almond milk, lol
I love the honey and cocoa combo though, even without coffee
wdym base? you put milk into the machine?
I heat it up the old fashioned way and mix it myself lol
It's like rolling your own cigs (I don't smoke, but apt comparison)
The process is part of the experience
oh for the cocoa
Yeah, lol
I made some cocoa coffees too
No machine, so I heat whatever base I'm using for about 5 minutes and pour it over the mixture I made
Since I do it by hand, it's always a bit different
I like it when it's not always the exact same lol
I basically made coffee and cocoa seperately and then poured the coffee into the cocoa glass
Well, that would work too
wonderful drink ngl

I'm not really obsessed with caffeine but I get why cocoa is so good, lol
I even make my own chocolate sometimes

(literally two ingredients, cocoa mass and powdered fructose)
Shari Kork
Shalom
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For the longest time I didn't know where coffee came from, and only recently I discovered that it came from a fruit called the coffee cherry. From what I saw, the coffee cherry itself didn't look very special, and in my opinion, it didn't justify...
liberals would not havee so much holes in their argument if theey just admit that they have doubl standards and their advocacy only benefits the select few they favor
my milk (natural) was left in th counter overnight now its chunky
your milk? 
I mean it's obvious that they are malicious saboteurs of society
there's a million kirks
blud buying a few bags of whole grains and a few fruits does not cost that much tf he on about
the main problem is preparing all of this rather than price
You can make a day's worth of chicken, rice and brocolli for like 5 euros and this is the most expensive store in the country
now compare this and the price of pre-fabricated food
if anything pre-fabbed shit is more expensive
Beans and rice, with a side of steamed veggies like broccoli and fried/boiled turkey (or chicken) just slaps
Not only it's cheap, it's also nutritious
And I jusy make stew with lentils if that gets boring
Red beets, sweet potatoes, carrots, lentils, rice. Toss them in a pot and cook for like 35 minutes lol

I cook every 3-4 days and we're just two people (I eat two meals a day, but the portion size is slightly larger to compensate)
i go with 3-4 but they are a bit smaller and spread out
That's also fine
I just don't get comfortable sleep if I eat past 6 pm or so
So I eat breakfast and lunch, and that's it. In fact, they are already a bit deferred, lol
I usually eat breakfast at 10-11 am and lunch at about 4-5 PM
In fact, I'm eating right now lol (it's a bit past 5 PM)
Boiled 4 eggs since had no animal protein in breakfast (rare occurrence), and munching on beans, rice and stew with olive oil drizzled over it
Then again, I don't have a usual breakfast. If I ate what people usually eat, I'd get hungry within the hour lol
People eat almost nothing as breakfast and then proceed to binge on other meals
i buy 1kg of rice for like 1 euro and it lasts me like a entire week
Then wonder why they are fatasses
1kg minced meat aswell for like 4-5 euro
We are Charlie Kirk 😔
Half of the US is obese
half of the US are women
so the US population is half fat bitches
Fr
i dont want henry cavil to be a liberal
i doesnt conform to my world view
since he is gerald of witcher 3
gerald of witcher 3 would agree on my political views
mainly about india
Genuine excitement
I typed "love fat bitches" on gifs
first thing that appeared
Fr
I do NOT fuck with fat bitches
excitement for femstodes
killing myself

hold on
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY EXCLUSIVELY FEMALE MODELS
or wait
no tis fucking worse
they remade all of the models and now they look even more stupid
WHy the fuck did they make the helmets even more elongated
Also why is the mohawk still a thing
Roman army ahh design
i hate fat bitches
Its not even roman, its just ADHD design
I appreciate slightly more individuality but holy fuck cut back a bit

The ADHD and mental issues of the designers are seeping out
That's why it's like this lol
My friend said:
"(slur for lesbians) mohawk and ADHD design" when he saw it
holy based
So that you can't pretend that they are males under the helmet 
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the alphabet mafia
I wonder if Slaanesh lets you change sexes as a part of the deal lol
Tzeentch would do it for free tho
(his plans are beyond your understanding)
It's just sad to live in a time where you see something you like get enshittified, go to somewhere else which you like and it get enshittified again
i got hit with double whammy of disney-ification of star wars and then the slophammering of 40k
Trench Crusade? Corporatised already
Private servers for dead games are one of the few remaining bastions
chat do i start playing abiotic factor again
im thinking of starting a new save for the 3rd time
sure fuck it
Then again, it attracts more autist and mentally ill people than the colorful (f-word)s
Haha
thats fuckin cheap
here it cost more
like 8€ for one chicken
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i love my yt feed
hold on this retard actualy good
YASSS
Don't be afraid to browse the store a bit more
you will find something for a good price
also free range chickens are usually a fucking scam
why is his name jackoff
oh no
like an actual
i hope he gets well soon
he even talk like retard
i see
Who needs enemies when you have allies like that
is this from the new update or a mod
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I assume the tooltip is from inventory management. Trying to disassemble something.
not supposed to be there on the map
software gore
oh boy
Classic
He's literally me
@river zealot holy shit i heard the word "jew" replaced with an ai voice saying "brazilian" in the wild outside of sam hyde videos 
Whimpered like an abused dog
Didn't even notice
look up old custodes models and the horus heresy ones, you will clearly see the difference
Never been a models guy
liking fat women is a fetish 
Hands arent steady enough to paint myself
@naive bison
discord really the place where u can make ur name literally anything and ppl will call u that. ur name could be doorhandle and ppl will hop in vc talkin bout “yo doorhandle u gonna get on the game” 😭
yeah calling people by their name is weird
i call @river zealot by his name cause that's his discord name 

same with you i call you Xal even tho your name is BurgerEater67
My last name is actually September, so I'm good 
INB4 his real name is actually just Иннокентий
Акакий
doxxed
Shiiiiiii
whatever you say Sergal
who sent you my ID
sergei
Sergey
Sergay
At least it's not Sidorovich
@river zealot @coarse bear
Is that from like might and magic
I havent played the sng boomer games
Im not that old
For a hot second I thought you just ripped it out of the photo
homm3
it's a really good game
pleasant to look at artstyle too
fake slav
newfella
this would be appropriate if cryon said anything
Especially when iedy makes fun of pheer
iedy finally finds someone older than him and attacks like a snake hiding in grass
@stoic girder wake up man why are u sleeping , hard day at work ?
did u pay the bills, mow the grass , take the kids from school
xalrider yells at iedy
iedy yells at ph33r
ph33r hangs himself
what does Cryon do?
runs around, shoots people, steals loot
then comes home and starts Tarkov
he doesnt shoot people
just steals loot

sometimes shoots me instead

Xalrider isn't a person confirmed
you are very bad at that game xal
this is your POV?
classic tarkov comms
4:3 75 vertical
'who shot me bro'
75 vert is about 91 horiz
you kinda shot him 1st, no?
not quite what I asked lol
i missed, but i also do not look like ANY of the very visually distinct bosses, and i also was looking literally AT the bosses direction
oh i had a complete brainfart, i thought that said what is your fov
yes that is my pov

that was baaaad
???????
your boyfriend needs to talk less
he keeps yappin
cryon seems special
Alle and cryon do not shut the fuck up ever

gun that kills you when you reload

why did u reload
Where’s the clip of you blowing my head off
you cant post porn in this server bro
i dont think i recorded it but i wanted to make a homelander meme after it
sir nobody will blowing anybodys head off
Fell over
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i blame cryon btw
i hate cryon's retarded ass
cause this retard drypeeking the fucking lmg

he should have thrown a grenade while running there
you can see us running back
cause he almost died to the lmg
if hej ust naded first we could have ran in and lived
Dry peeking lexos with no lube
Classic cryon
This is why he made a 28/100
Romanian strong 💪
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Did I ever send this one
@narrow lotus @river zealot cryon gets bottom 3 in chemistry contest, we need to melt him down to fill potholes
the way you said "this scav just spawned on top of me" sounded so fertile
is your ovulation cycle up


cryon after his mother said he's working on a construction site for failing the contest

Had to run upstairs and decompress with the med bag
what that mean
oh in the clip

Looting a container as stress relief
cortizol reduction medbag gamba
AAAAAH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
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running to check that corner is a trauma response, like flinching when someone raises their hand
who hurt you?
i'm sorry i wasn't there to protect you...
I’m used to when kollontay and all 4 guards would all be standing in that corner as tight as possible
i had a thing like that once with sanitar, ALL in the safe room of unlocked cottage 
sanitar 3 guards
Ayo they jumping me
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Where’s that one clip of Xal getting killed by a scavs bullet through a bus on customs
that wasnt me
Was it Ivan?
Already know instantly from first image what this one is
@river zealot
thee doing the WIDE and falling
p!cryon
Artyom where’s that clip of me getting my head blown smoove off on lighthouse by tennis
how it feels to load into labs
asian man staring you down
they scattered like roaches
whos the british guy?
british? are you thinking of ph33r who is insanely finnish?
ah
Man these clips are not loading on my phone fuck
Head bent back 90 degrees
stable game
Where’s the one of him getting spawn killed on streets expo and him getting mad at us because he thought we killed him
i remember this one 
@thick wadi
uh oh
just to show how crazy that was
the guy jumped before the shot registered
he died mid air

I know bro was fuming
the frame the guy dies on
notice no glass shattering, it happens later
@naive bison @fossil swan
he died before the bullet even hit it
Even when his teamate is being taken advantage of he still flexes the tracksuit
3 of us have predator, three of us have tracksuit, 4 of us have at least one, who is the one with only tracksuit, and who is the one with only predator? Answer my riddles (2) three
he died
Is this related to cryon running straight for pkpts mid fight

If I had a nickel for every time cryon was shot in the head and took no damage
Lapua dust cloud on his dome zero effect
missed the brain
@naive bison @river zealot @narrow lotus

wild fucking title
throwback

You have The GTA
Brainfart tarkov takeover has ended resume normal duties
I watched this and the guy was saying that this "virus" spreads on solid materials like dust and rat droppings and its ability to spread is very limited. So if it does spread like covid supposedly did, you can be 1000% certain that it is an engineered event
i aint dying from no damned hentai virus
jover?
no
why
idk
i gues
yeah the old world version
thats the thing why it spread
the current one thats on the ship
is the only strain that can transmit human to human
but it happened before
Viruses mutate too 
@naive bison
-# why the fuck is Pi = 5 in the image lmao
Yeah
I actually looked at that for a good 10 seconds before I realized what was wrong
I was like "seems like a normal math prob-HOLD UP"
I didn't read through the whole thing
I just thought you were unfamiliar with π
Sorry
No worries bro
I expect people to not read shit 95% of the time
So you are good (and nothing personal)


i went on a diet starting today 
you only get a couple months of this so ramp this up
Congrats my rotund friend 
thank you
Keep going
i will eat you on my cheat day
small ukranian child
25000 calories
700 grams of protein
@river zealot
"ph33r what did you eat today"
"I don't know, i didn't kill myself today"
Sent the math question that has Pi as 5 in another discord meme channel and some retard tweaked over it
You can read that "suit yourself" as "kill yourself" by the way 
Man... I don't know what to play
And the wishlist front looks bleak, nothing new there
nothing new released
nothing out of early access
nothing interesting on sale
Check Road to Vostok out 
Singleplayer extraction "shooter"
More like "sdalgir-like"
it's early access but the dev sold enough copies to develop the game like three times over or something already
And the roadmap is pretty clear
Looks interesting, I will add it to my wishlist tho
Because it ain't looking like something I wanna play right now
you should wait till the game updates a lil
not much to do rn
Aye, I read some reviews
that's why I keep it on the wishlist where I leave the other early acces games
I COULD get the old Resident Evil games
Unc reliving his childhood trauma
Fellas
I know what I'm getting
It's even on sale
IGN said 10/10
ts released on my birthday bro im killing myself
chinese
my tundra would hit a cop and probably fall apart from rust
lame game
I recommend
black men appropriating the white man's culture
being this down bad is a caucasian trait
smh my head
reminds me of that image where it was a black femboy and some mf in comments was like "being a femboy is a white only thing"
adolf twinkler
maybe he hopes the stripper is a fat woman
I am amazed by how racist so many femboys, twinks and furries are
Check the demo
exactly what I was thinking of
only we caucosoids could invent a society where we twist ourselves into knots like that
"Why are black people and people of color underrepresented in trans statistics?"
Nobody knows, thread locked
mental illness
when it rains, it pours
fetishes are like that
whenever you stumble on fetish porn, it's rarely just one fetish

nick fuentes
"sehr positiv"
what is the goddamn
3.5/5 Good movie but lame game
I recommend
Fuck man, I'm still having tears from that fuentes gif
bullshitting
I didn't expect that
Of course it's bullshit, I'm just amazed that people give gaming magazines ANY kind of credibility in 2026
You know that some of these reviews, are from retards who use IGN or Kotaku as their main source for gaming news
Especially in Germany, we have GameStar

Mental illnesses go together I guess
Wombo combo
Fun Fact: I got banned from GameStar, because I said in the comments of the Dragon Age: the Veilguard Review... That I ain't buying the game, because it has Neo-Pronouns in them (in the German version) and that breaks my immersion.
Gets banned for hate speech
Ooooo
Peener
Maybe you're a bigot
I am, but not because of the disliking of neo-pronouns
Holy fuck. Scrolled up a little bit and this became the official Tarkov channel for a bit.
@pale ingot
hoe
yes
its all over the screen
i already have a master gun
but having both is good to
Build factory
Ends up launching long range artillery warfare against local native
They started it first!

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@pale ingot upgraded to 15
atp when i shoot someone in the head it just violates them
true
whats that vro
looks like......... mayb.. dmr
i dont even know either ngl
no what game is that
@raven python hiii mac
Stalkraft?
a system to make it so youre only in the same servers as people roughly on the same level as you (they might lowkey still be stronger than you anyway)
yes
gg
I tried it once. Couldn't do a single mission. Gangbangers everywhere
just shoot the opps
topvibecoder
imagine pulling up to Verdun with this galaxy brain move
bro asked chatgpt how to win in an internet argument
"Just shoot them"
yeah? easy
Whale gets "rescued" 3 times and dies several week later anyway. For me the biggest joke this year
Dang, this slaps
Trepang2 is a great game
I would have said "fuck it" after the second time lol
trepang² my beloved
Probably the same guy
The more you think about how nobody used common sense, the worse it gets.
Yeah, about 70% of us are retards and I'm not even going to act like I'm in the 30% lol
i am the top 70%
Float above your worries
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The whole whale story was even more pointless than the search in Germany for the dangerous "lion".But that's how we Germans are we spend millions every year for pointless animal "rescues"
I sentence you to an hour of lawnmowering with sever allergies
in apther news I'm sneezing and crying on my kitchen floor
@stone blade
I feel like I'm in a CIA interrogation man
Me when I make a funny remark at the family gathering
But it turned into a moral lecturing and history "lesson"
At least my dad laughed 
@prisma venture
Holy shit, so good
Thanks iedy, what a good laugh
I think I have become retarted

If you want films in languages other than english it makes you learn how like subpar English sounds
And then retailers fucked it up by upcharging for Arizona anyway
I love you nota
MrBeast contestant Ashley got fed up with 6 of her ex-boyfriends while trapped on a tropical island together as they all started bonding with each other instead of trying to win her back for a prize of $250,000 😭
Women don't train their dogs
when will foyims understand that THEY are NOT the prize
white women 
More like shebrews
And we are the boyims to them
I sort them by size and try to guess their gender based on that
Costco makes up for the cheap frankfurter and rotisserie chicken by raising the price of everything else yknow
Besides they started requiring membership for you to be able to buy their stuff at the foodplace
Hey, it's not wednesday yet
isn't it a thing that we still don't fully know how eels even reproduce?
well I know I'm just not telling

Reads as ai generated
dire implications
Good point

if i
put you in a meatgrinder
and the only thing that comes out
is your eyeball
you..
you're probably dead
lol why is JP voice acting always so good
Jerma has escaped containment again
Gattos 
is deadlock even good or is it overwatch 4
It's Overwatch for DOTA players
Overwatch wishes
Bro doesn't know the difference items make
overwatch but made by valve so it's actually good
And still hard af to get into if you don't know what items do
yeah right

i dont trust overwatch games
other than tf2 i guess i have like 1340 hours on it
the original overwatch game
when i say it like that actually valve does have a track record of making not-shit games
that's your prerogative
also TF2 not an overwatch game kys
its close enough
that's like saying stalker is a metro game
maybe if you're retarded
buddy this is #🎪bruh-fart
TF2 being an overwatch game is like saying Doom is just Quake
yeah its close enough
important difference: tf2 has NO WAHMEN
except for your mother
ok true, cant be an overwatch game
im sorry
i retract everything ive said before about tf2
I fucking love that image
making chicken skewers on da charcoal who want me
What the fuck do you mean the apple in the fridge
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he fucked the apple.
On my life I will pay 800 USD to AI generate videos of you doing the most heinous shit
i posted some other coordinates earlier but i realized i cant call his kind that anymore
first beer in a week
But we are only 3 hours into the week
Columbus, Ohio
it is 8 pm
Field of corn
if you subtracted 7 from the current date that was when i last had a beer
hope it's ice cold




