🎪bruh-fart

[fresh rose]

Robert Kirkman and good management dont go together unfortunately

Hes still begging Bryan Cranston to get on the show

While he has declined every role he has been offered for the show

And kirkman is still begging

Budget anywhere else besides the shit that actually matters

[naive bison]

Nolan was like 2500 years old

And he almost got packed up

By pure blunt force

[river zealot]

im talking more like low level managment

[naive bison]

Which viltrumites are resistant to

[river zealot]

animation episodes

[fresh rose]

Yea kirkman oversees that

Literally everything in every department for the show goes to him and if he doesnt like it he can just veto it

[river zealot]

fair enough

[fresh rose]

Cause hes a child

[wooden harbor]

lol bryan aint gonna take no lame ass side char

[fresh rose]

He just doesnt wanna be in invicible at all

Its that simple

You think they haven't offered him any of the main roles?

Shit he has probably even been offered to be cecil since season 1

[wooden harbor]

as soon as seth rogan's character showed up i felt like the show shot itself in the foot so probably a good idea to keep away heh

[drifting mantle]

Everyone knows the power scale is all over the place in that show.
Eve's constructs could hurt and stun conquest... But can't do anything, to weaker foes prior.

That's what happens if you have way too strong characters... The power scaling is inconsistent af

Can't write yourself out of god like characters

Only fix: don't make them OP to begin with

[raven python]

idm the power scaling im there to see mfs fist eachother anyawy

[drifting mantle]

Same, it's still entertaining

[wooden harbor]

just have mark go psycho and murder most of the cast. that'll fix a lot

then he an daddy can trade stories of murdalizing everyone

[drifting mantle]

I personally, am in full support of team Thraag

[wooden harbor]

hmm i havent seen the newest season so idk

[drifting mantle]

@naive bison @narrow lotus @river zealot @quaint ore

[fresh rose]

"The power scaling is how I want the fight to be written" -Kirkman

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/jiminoreo-gif-4884042028109983039

[fresh rose]

Or maybe it was his assistant writer that said it

I forgot

Point is they dont care about the power scaling

[drifting mantle]

[wooden harbor]

going full autist about power levels is a anime/manga thing. here in 'merica shit just happens

[dusk sentinel]

I'm glad the banshees who shouldn't be breeding are actively not breeding

[wooden harbor]

precisely the reason why none of this is worth worrying about lol. this is a problem that solves itself after a while

[drifting mantle]

I mean, it's still fair to call it out. Shitty writing is shitty writing, even if you say you don't care

[fresh rose]

Anyways now talking about real world issues

[dusk sentinel]

[fresh rose]

The store hasn't had the peach iced tea I love for a month now

The person in charge of that has to die

[dusk sentinel]

Should have learned how to cook

Goy retard lol

[fresh rose]

But every other flavour which is mid they have actively had

Kill everyone

[drifting mantle]

My ice tea company, sells sirup. So I order that shit instead and mix my own

[naive bison]

Honestly its cause she wasn't trying that hard, and to be fair she is useless in most fights of the show anyway
Small spikes that hurt no one
Walls that get instantly shattered
Couldn't even lock down multipaul

[fallow trellis]

she deserves to be in a metal band

[fresh rose]

As I said

Kirkman dont give a shit

The spinoff episode she has shows she has the most broken ability ever

Its just that the writers dont give a shit

[naive bison]

Bro even when she almost died
Her blast of energy only stripped skin off conquest

[wooden harbor]

it's a shame none of the female characters in that show feel even remotely compelling. one of the major flaws imo

[fresh rose]

Like she genuinely goes crazy in the spinoff episode btw

I suggest watching it

[naive bison]

I should watch it, I didnt

Its the second episode

[drifting mantle]

Bro, she just got out of the hospital in the conquest fight.
That would mean, she is literally asleep in every other fight where she is healthy and fit.

[fallow trellis]

living proof that leftists are not that smart they just jump on the hottest bandwagon

[drifting mantle]

Eve OP and the writers can't handle that

[fresh rose]

They just dont want to write it

[drifting mantle]

Truth Nuke

[fresh rose]

Cause whats stopping her from just changing the oxygen atoms to mercury and killing everyone in every single fight like that

Think about it

Just changes the air in your lungs to mercury

[naive bison]

Yeah she made oxygen more dense when fighting conquest and made him stop mid flight

[fresh rose]

Live bro

[wooden harbor]

yeah it's a lot like how the chick that can make ANYTHING in my hero academia could have been massively more powerful but most of the time she just gets shoved into support roles

[naive bison]

A character that can do anything is only as creative as the writers

[drifting mantle]

They can't

"I am not dumb enough to have a master degree in math, I just don't wanna get one!"-type shit

[wooden harbor]

and lack of limitations tends to kill creativity so it's just a fucked situation

[fresh rose]

I mean the limit is that the writer would need to draw a child naked for this to happen

[naive bison]

The part of eves character I liked was her getting an architecture degree after fucking up to repair nolans damage sufficiently

[fresh rose]

[naive bison]

???

Where did this come from

[prime zenith]

Boy what am i reading

[wooden harbor]

no idea

[river zealot]

I JUST OPENED THIS CHANNEL

[drifting mantle]

[fresh rose]

The MHA power is that she needs to have objects come out of her skin to create them

[drifting mantle]

I lost the plot as well, after reading that

[naive bison]

Oh you're on that

[fresh rose]

I did reply to that no?

Holdon

[wooden harbor]

idk they managed to have her pop a lotta things out while being clothed

[fresh rose]

Yea i did

I thought phone discord fucked me over

[fresh rose]

Small objects but yea

Idk the power there doesnt make sense either cause somewhere they said she cant make objects bigger than herself and then she just created full scale medieval sieging cannons

So just writing inconsistency for the shits and giggles of it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[drifting mantle]

[fresh rose]

Oh also her making panels in the last season which are like 3 times her size for the arena

[narrow lotus]

Fuckin finally

2 more gyms opened in my town so my current one had to do a 30% off to keep ppl in @quaint ore

[fresh rose]

Absolute win?

[narrow lotus]

A small W for capitalism

[drifting mantle]

[fresh rose]

Gym memberships are discounted now iedy

Its time for you to spend all your time inside playing tarkov arena

[naive bison]

OJ Simpson, author of "IF I DID IT"

[wooden harbor]

gym is just wasting ur time going to and from it

[drifting mantle]

[fresh rose]

Walking outside is time wasted not queueing for tikarov

[wooden harbor]

u can tarkovmax by just doing exercises between raids lol

[fresh rose]

Use xals routine

[naive bison]

Btw reminder to Tectone dickriders
OJ won in criminal court
But lost in civil court
By logic of Tectone dickriders that means OJ didnt do it

[fresh rose]

While queueing walk from PC to fridge

And back

[naive bison]

OJ Simpson was civilly liable for murdering his wife

[wooden harbor]

what does that even mean in the end

[naive bison]

Why not buy your own weights

[naive bison]

He paid money for killing her but didnt go to prison forever

[fresh rose]

Everyone in that case was incapable of being intelligent

[wooden harbor]

oh basically it means two tier justice system. durr i shoulda realized

[drifting mantle]

Why not steal them from the gym??

[naive bison]

He wrote a book called IF I DID IT which talked about how he didnt kill his wife, but here's how he would do it if he did

And the family sued for the proceeds of that book and won

[fresh rose]

This is like

S tier rage bait

IF I DID IT not saying that I did but heres a book about it

Rappers can kind of do the same thing where they can rap about murdering someone but the song cant be used as evidence

[naive bison]

Now the cover of the book looks like instead of IF I DID IT
its:
if I DID IT in big bright letters

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-incredibles-meme-gif-16420601608203719621

[naive bison]

The family changed it. They cannot legally rename it to I DID IT

So they made the IF as small as possible

[drifting mantle]

Tbh, this is quite comedic

[naive bison]

Bro my workout routine rn is
👑 "Five whoppers...and five...more whoppers"

[naive bison]

I find it grim, a limpwristed response by a family failed by the justice system

Everyone ever who isn't an African american knows oj killed his ex wife and her boyfriend, but he lived the rest of his life in luxury

[wooden harbor]

they managed to make some money and fuck with him. not too bad imo

[naive bison]

Cause the oj trial had a lot of racial undertones at the time, which could have been why he won

[arctic estuary]

He only got away with it because lapd was incompetent as fuck and managed to taint the evidence (also race card but we don't talk about that)

Nvm

[naive bison]

They would have liked it better if he rotted in prison

[wooden harbor]

well yeah but that wasnt up to them

[arctic estuary]

Oj Simpson broke into a pawn shop to get his football trophy back lmao

[naive bison]

Its like instead of the murderer of your son getting the electric chair, you shit in his front lawn of his gated community mansion

[arctic estuary]

Bro was butthurt he had to pay the family

[wooden harbor]

... while the murderer pays you to do it

[naive bison]

As I said, money isn't better than justice

[wooden harbor]

a pretty decent strike back. cant go much further without possibly putting themselves in prison

[drifting mantle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Bachmeier

[wooden harbor]

justice is great and all, but it isn't everything. sometimes u just gotta decide it aint worth throwing ur life away and let karma take its course, lest you make one tragedy into two

[drifting mantle]

You can always do a Marianne Bachmeier

She walked into the court room and shot the guy

[storm stream]

iirc, the "if" was put inside the dot of the "i"

[wooden harbor]

only 3 years. damn she made out pretty well

[wooden harbor]

lol it's still some years too early, but those things are gonna be gold mines one day

[narrow lotus]

Nah dont rly want to clutter my room with that shi

[naive bison]

No garage

A set of dumbells isn't that massive

[narrow lotus]

I live in an apartment

[naive bison]

Or a barbel with some plates

[fresh rose]

cant you just get one of those adjustable weights

[naive bison]

Fits in a cupboard / closet

[fresh rose]

idk how good they are but you see them everywhere now

[wooden harbor]

or even some resistance bands

[drifting mantle]

Me too and I bought some

[river zealot]

Mobius strip walks into a bar.
Barman says, "You look miserable. What's wrong?"
Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"

[river zealot]

Me too and i bought some

[wooden harbor]

or u can just be a true chad of economy and just do bodyweight exercise

[narrow lotus]

Idk feels like a chore to me, i have an old set but the weight is kinda small for me now

[river zealot]

Actively spending money on the gym and having to drive there is not a chore, but doing it at home is

[wooden harbor]

there are plenty of awkward positions you can put yourself into that will make you a lot stronger without any equipment...

[river zealot]

Are you retarded?

[drifting mantle]

Do a whole set, every time you die in Tarkov

[narrow lotus]

How about you deal with it and leave me do my own

[naive bison]

Buy more plates

[narrow lotus]

Didnt ask for opinions rly

[river zealot]

Ptfuy

[fresh rose]

nevermind

HOLY SHITTTT

[narrow lotus]

Lol

[arctic estuary]

You go to the gym to watch buff sweaty dudes

[coarse bear]

[drifting mantle]

We need you strong, king
Like Romanian Arnold

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[naive bison]

Isn't that still less expensive than a set of individual weights of that set?

[wooden harbor]

what it's all about lol

[coarse bear]

Just buy a rusty set off a garage sale smh

[naive bison]

Duh

[fresh rose]

bro fuck off with rusty set

just like

make molds and get cement

[naive bison]

40 kg bag of rice

[fresh rose]

and make cement weights like they do in africa

[narrow lotus]

How to tell you are Serbian

[wooden harbor]

if ur going to the gym JUST for exercise then i think ur kinda wasting ur time. no need for a gym for that lol

[naive bison]

And then film workouts on social media while taking steroids in secret

[river zealot]

I have one dumbbell and a rubber band, I can literally hit every muscle

[arctic estuary]

Just become a work mule at that point Jesus

[naive bison]

Hit the bed with a woman

[fresh rose]

nah bro its not steroids

[river zealot]

Same goes to you

[fresh rose]

they eat lion ballsack and get superpowers

[wooden harbor]

call that hip day 😉

[river zealot]

But at least i do exercise

[naive bison]

It's 1-1

Does not make you the victor

[naive bison]

Or glute day
Right @river zealot ?

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

Everyday is glute day brother

Hulk Hogan

[narrow lotus]

Eating protein in advance

[fresh rose]

arent you supposed to eat it after

and carbs before

[slender rock]

Depends what protein

[drifting mantle]

The biggest iron

[dusk sentinel]

[arctic estuary]

I want that grip strength

[drifting mantle]

Train with iedy

[slender rock]

Fucking that'll do her right bud, fucking have a fuckoff battery on the job ya

[arctic estuary]

Soy protein is good for chest muscles

[naive bison]

Man im such a fat chud, I should work out again

I have a barbel and I dont use it cause im so busy

[naive bison]

HH*

[wooden harbor]

this is what i read too, but tbh i aint a body builder so idc about any of that shit and just make sure to eat my eggs every day

[naive bison]

He put HH at the end of every post

[drifting mantle]

[dusk sentinel]

Stands for "hee hee", right?

Right?

https://tenor.com/view/michael-michael-jackson-jackson-michaeljackson-jackson-dance-gif-9008961718383680599

[river zealot]

You can legit do curls while sitting and watching a video

[naive bison]

"Someone told me it's Trayvon Martin's birthday
No, it's arm day brother
HH"

[river zealot]

Minimise moving

[naive bison]

Actual hulk hogan tweet

[river zealot]

We are fatmaxxing

[naive bison]

My chair will snap bro

[drifting mantle]

Hansestadt Hamburg

[slender rock]

Handle Hog

[arctic estuary]

My goat would never be a sellout

[river zealot]

Sit on two

[naive bison]

I already had the welding on my old cheap chair crack and my brother fell after trying to sit on it, even when I put it on the balcony to throw out later

[slender rock]

He needs a whole fuckin sectional brother

[naive bison]

Cause I would recline and swing on it

Rock and lean back like a fat chud

Hope I can get in shape more in summer when ill work

I am disgustingly grotesque rn

[fresh rose]

this with no context

[naive bison]

Not happyat all

[narrow lotus]

Embrace chud

[river zealot]

The sun is above, it must be 12

[arctic estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/k-keptax-fettsack-keptax-fat-peter-griffin-peter-griffin-gif-20203363

[wooden harbor]

challenge: keep feet on floor. difficulty: impossible

[river zealot]

Think about the sandwiches mom made you

[naive bison]

Bro

[slender rock]

Lean wit it, rock wit it. Go on put ch'yo back into it

[drifting mantle]

[narrow lotus]

What keeps Xal coming back home from college everytime instead of stopping on the bridge

[naive bison]

I am not even kidding, I was behind on my PE classes and had to attend for some restitution, I attended normal classes hungry and dehydrated and I genuinely almost passed out

I am so fucking out of shape

[river zealot]

Iedy's mom*

[naive bison]

I literally almost lost consciousness

[raven python]

fat self report

[naive bison]

I walked out of class and had to lay on the steps to not black out

[narrow lotus]

Happened to me too yeah, going to the gym on empty stomach is kinda

[naive bison]

It is, I admit it

[wooden harbor]

well yeah dehydration will drop you regardless of how fit you are

[slender rock]

Iron deficiency

[wooden harbor]

working out on an empty stomach aint bad at all imo tho

[arctic estuary]

My boy gets enough meat

[drifting mantle]

Bro, just do some basic excercises. No need to get in shape, just do something in your routine

[slender rock]

Apparently not enough

[narrow lotus]

I mean it also depends on the workoit u cant expect someone that doesnt do PE to just run like 3 laps of a field without stopping

[slender rock]

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[naive bison]

Nah I need to fully restructure my diet, start counting calories and do cardio again, I used to walk a lot

And I mean a lot

[arctic estuary]

Reduce fats and carbs slowly

[naive bison]

I used to do 2 hours of biking when I gymmed

At max setting

Burn like 1k calories

[arctic estuary]

Not go 0 to 1000

[narrow lotus]

Kick your brother out of the house or ask Ukrainians to bomb your McDonalds

[tidal trellis]

why!

[drifting mantle]

You can walk and argue with people on brainfart

[wooden harbor]

shoving a little exercise into whatever moments you get into the day is an effective way to get more fit. you dont HAVE to dedicate big chunks of time to exercise if you can spread it out throughout the week

[narrow lotus]

A random girl just said hi to me

[arctic estuary]

Do 10 push-ups for each ragebait you see online

[narrow lotus]

[fresh rose]

you dont even need to count calories

[arctic estuary]

She wants your liver

[fresh rose]

just eating potater and meat is literally equal calories

[naive bison]

I used to just have the willpower to refuse, I used to genuinely starve myself on my first weightloss journey
Eat once a day, bowl of ramen noodles, nothing else for the day, eat literally nothing next day, just drink tea

For like a month

[river zealot]

Did you manage to respond

[narrow lotus]

I dont remember

[river zealot]

???

[fresh rose]

just not eating mcdonalds means you can stop being a fat chud

[wooden harbor]

resorting to starving yourself sounds like setting yourself up for failure

[arctic estuary]

Bro that's not a diet, that's being retarded

[narrow lotus]

Yeah i said hi and waved but i never saw her

[slender rock]

@narrow lotus welcome to normal human social interactions

[river zealot]

What the fuck does that mean

[narrow lotus]

Dont like it too many unknowns

[naive bison]

Foid contact established, cutting oxygen to the brain

???

[river zealot]

Do you use echolocation to navigate

[narrow lotus]

Never saw her before idk who she is i meant

Its not someone i know

[wooden harbor]

one meal a day is probably super effective for weight loss. was it for you?

[drifting mantle]

I am disapointed
Should have said "piss off, foid"

[narrow lotus]

Anyway she is just being polite i guess doesnt matter

Doest matter

It doesnt matter

[raven python]

if you eat rice and any sort of meat u will be normal weight in like a year tops and that shit fills u up even if u go for a big portion thatll make u feel like ur gonna explode its still very little calories

its very easy to not be fat

[naive bison]

Oh I totally agree, my second weight loss stint was much healthier, I just hurt myself while doing it, unrelated to exercise (hurt my knee after slipping on ice) and couldn't work out or do cardio and ballooned to my worst

[arctic estuary]

Fucks your metabolism and makes cravings harder to resist

[slender rock]

Ignore it, just realize it was just kindness, probably you looked like you needed someone to acknowledge your existence for 0.3 seconds

Idk

[naive bison]

I know I can get in shape again, I have good willpower when I commit

But its hard rn, very busy and stuff

[wooden harbor]

bonus points if it's whole grain rice!

[arctic estuary]

Legit you can lose weight just with calorie deficit and not skipping nutrients. But is slow and people don't like it

Also food is addictive as fuck

[narrow lotus]

[drifting mantle]

I wish bro... I need to eat way more

[naive bison]

Yes but it was very mentally and physically taxing
I was actually upset at myself a lot of the time, and slept a lot to pass time while not eating, because being awake when hungry was very difficult

[fresh rose]

is this what you tell yourself before you get on tarkov, that its willpower

[naive bison]

So I just fast travelled in time

[narrow lotus]

😭 no burger ????

[arctic estuary]

Imagine not having a soda addiction what a loser.

[naive bison]

My brother brought me a shawarma once in the middle of the night because he felt bad at me starving myself and I still refuses and yelled at him

[narrow lotus]

It is a fight with urself yeah , jokes aside

[drifting mantle]

I have an ice tea addiction

[narrow lotus]

Same but ice soda

Ggs

[wooden harbor]

ahh damn that sucks. you could try a kind of middle ground in the future where you eat two meals withing a few hours of eachother and spend like 18 hrs a day fasting. should help with the craving and you still get most of the day to drop insulin levels

[arctic estuary]

Like for real try to skip on carbs or reduce their portions. Proteins stay longer on your stomach and make you less hungry

Sugars just go straight to your blood and makes you hungry again

[fresh rose]

[drifting mantle]

Tried to drink ice tea without sugar...
I started to feel weird
So I drank sugar ice tea again

I am a slave

[arctic estuary]

I am 10 %artificial sweeteners.

[raven python]

xal is about to hit the holy trinity of being fat black and gei

[river zealot]

There are some food that will fill you up but also has 0 or near 0 calories, water also

[wooden harbor]

if u ever find an iced tea that is good without sugar, i want to know. as a southerner, that would legit be the holy grail

like diabetes would be cut in half in the southern USA if we could have iced tea that tastes good without sugar

[arctic estuary]

Think about the corn farmers losing all the syrup revenue

[river zealot]

you can ween yourself off sugar, non sugar drinks will have better taste

then just make your own ice tea

[wooden harbor]

fuck the farmers, the govt will look after them

[arctic estuary]

Monsanto has a monolopy to protect

[wooden harbor]

dawg i drink unsweetend tea all the time. i rarely drink soda or even juice. the vast majority of liquid i consume has no sugar. STILL, iced tea without sugar just tastes like shit

[arctic estuary]

I do red hibiscus with my black tea, the acidity makes me forget the bitterness

[naive bison]

Honestly to eat very few calories you dont need to starve yourself, you can eat rice and chicken nuggets

[drifting mantle]

This one was pretty good

Literally just a tea bag that you throw in water and shake

[naive bison]

Nuggets are like 300 calories if you airfry em

Per 100g

Put like 6-8 nuggets and some rice on ur shit and you're doing wonderfully

[arctic estuary]

My brother in christ, nuggets are coated with oil

[wooden harbor]

ahh yeah i actually tried that and it was pretty good, but i drank it with sugar as well.

[naive bison]

Airfryer

[arctic estuary]

How do you think the bread stays in the chicken?

[naive bison]

So? Who cares, as I said its 300cal per 100g

[wooden harbor]

i got a feeling getting that in the USA aint gonna be cheap lol, but thanks

[arctic estuary]

Do you realize how small is 100g?

[raven python]

how much do u have to eat to start being fat

like if i eat one meal im full for the day

[wooden harbor]

varies considerably per person. metabolisms can vary a lot

[drifting mantle]

Isn't there a tea shop or something?
I learned that you Americans, don't even have water boilers in your kitchen

[naive bison]

About 5 nuggets, the 500g bag I get from the store is 28 nuggets on avg

5 nuggets its def enough to stretch over a plate of rice

Add some ketchup

You're goldeb

[raven python]

if u eat 1 boiled potato ur full for the day

[arctic estuary]

....

[raven python]

ong

[arctic estuary]

Ketchup is mostly sugar

[wooden harbor]

yeah for some reason electric kettles have not caught on here. as for me, i have a keurig-like coffee maker that i use for both coffee and tea since it's convenient and fast

[naive bison]

Actually might be even less, 5 MCD nuggets internet says is 250 cal

[naive bison]

So?

[arctic estuary]

The truth is that eating healthier is just expensive

[naive bison]

Doesnt matter what sth us made of, jf you count the calories

[raven python]

sugar has a lot of calories

[drifting mantle]

I doubt you have a tea shop in your area then

[dusk sentinel]

Sugar is a lot of calories

[naive bison]

Skinny doesnt mean healthy either

[naive bison]

Ketchup is like 40 cal for 100g

100g is a third of a bag of ketchup

[arctic estuary]

Yeah I know. I weight 53kg and I am mess

[wooden harbor]

i don't. i have to drive into the nearby big city to find one (~40 mins)

[drifting mantle]

Blasphemy

[drifting mantle]

Yikers

[raven python]

r u ok bro

[arctic estuary]

But think about how small your portions are. Is just hard to eat something and still be hungry

[dusk sentinel]

61-62 kgs here and I'm actually feeling great

[arctic estuary]

Well I am short so is aight

[drifting mantle]

How tall

[dusk sentinel]

I wish everyone fatso was slim at some point to realize how good it feels

[dusk sentinel]

175 cm

If anything, I should probably gain more weight in muscle

[drifting mantle]

70Kg and 187 cm

[dusk sentinel]

Fat isn't an issue anyway

[arctic estuary]

I have more fat than muscle somehow

[raven python]

170 and 62 kg

[narrow lotus]

Twink?

[dusk sentinel]

Seems normal to me unless your fat % is high

[arctic estuary]

Oh no

[raven python]

nah im good asf

[dusk sentinel]

Hell yeah

[naive bison]

@river zealot we found a man you can pin down

[arctic estuary]

I don't wanna be flop 2

[drifting mantle]

The dwarf kingdom of brainfart

[dusk sentinel]

Stay based and healthy

[arctic estuary]

Fuck

[river zealot]

@naive bison make that 2

[raven python]

dwarf? 170 is the perfect peak height bud

[naive bison]

Why is everyone so fucking skinny here

[dusk sentinel]

We're fatphobic (and based)

[naive bison]

Or am I just disgustingly far

Fat

[dusk sentinel]

specs?

[arctic estuary]

165 is normal for my country ok!!!!!!

[raven python]

62kg is literally normal weight

[wooden harbor]

182 cm/95 KG. yall are little people

[naive bison]

Smurf village?

[dusk sentinel]

60-65 is basically normal, unless you are really tall (then 70+ is fine)

[narrow lotus]

I wish i had 70kg i would be in my peak

[arctic estuary]

Latino

[naive bison]

No thats actually pretty underweight

[raven python]

nah it aint its pixel perfect

[naive bison]

It was a funny joke but you didnt getjt

[dusk sentinel]

yeah I agree

[raven python]

• ngl being over 178 cm just seems uncomfortable

[drifting mantle]

Exacly, taller = better

[dusk raven]

wrong

manlet cope

[dusk sentinel]

I'm 175 and I still have issues fitting into regular furniture and seating

[naive bison]

Double cope combo

Holy

[arctic estuary]

Same thing just that brown instead of blue

[dusk sentinel]

It's as if they were made for 150-160 people lol

[wooden harbor]

it's pretty great until you start hitting your head on doorways and cieling fans

[dusk raven]

never happened

do you guys live in a toy house

[river zealot]

170 62 is normal are you retarded

[dusk sentinel]

It's more like a shoebox but you can say that

[arctic estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/masongf-masoncs2-masonsgf-gif-3251964583056463537

That's gonna be me just wait

[river zealot]

i tihnk its this one

[dusk raven]

only downside to being tall is that most women are shorter than you
no tall mommy 😔

[naive bison]

I think a good body metric is like 180 75

[drifting mantle]

The upsite of being a small dude
You get BIG women

[naive bison]

170 is below average

At 75 you're not skinny twink either

[raven python]

being under 180 is only upsides

name one downside

[dusk raven]

manlet cope

[raven python]

name one downside

[dusk raven]

being short

[wooden harbor]

it's not a problem i have. i'm really referring to my cousin who is like 210 cm and has to worry about getting whacked by fans

[naive bison]

Downside of being a small dude
You get NO WOMEN

[raven python]

name 5 black ppl and 1 downside

[river zealot]

thats like 6 kgs away from being overweight btw

[raven python]

yea foids are retarded old news

[naive bison]

Which means it isn't

[dusk raven]

fair
i have a friend who is also like that

[arctic estuary]

My cousin got a Ukranian bride and bro is so happy

[raven python]

real downsides now

[naive bison]

"I think its time for men"

[drifting mantle]

True, I know A LOT of women who take issue with that

[river zealot]

meh if a foid cares that much about height

[arctic estuary]

I mean I can't defend women for shit

[raven python]

if u care too much about getting a foid to the point ur insecure about ur height cause of that

thats just kinda sad

[drifting mantle]

But don't worry dwarf kings, I stand up for you every time they say that

[arctic estuary]

I like my height, I just hate women

[wooden harbor]

is VERY common. man does not inspire much feeling of protection when u can throw him like a lawn dart

[dusk raven]

it's a natural filter

being short is seeing things for what they are
that most women aren't worth it

[naive bison]

sadly they very much do, it's just a fact, wether they like to admit or not
it's a subconcious caveman thing from 3000 years ago

[river zealot]

a blessing in disguise

[raven python]

its genuienly unreasonable to care about height unless the person is actually under 150

[raven python]

truth asf btw

[wooden harbor]

reason has nothing to do with it

[naive bison]

thats kind of a reason why murderers get female fan letters creaming over them

[arctic estuary]

Same with men and huge tits

[naive bison]

because a murderer is subconciously seen as strong and can protect them

[raven python]

90% of dudes dont rlly care about big tits in a relationship

[naive bison]

honestly, big ass is way better personally
something about tits doesn;t do it

[arctic estuary]

You clearly don't have a porn addiction

[dusk raven]

gengis khan had the biggest rizz

[river zealot]

im gonna be honest, im as tall or taller than most people

[drifting mantle]

It's evolution, but that doesn't mean I can't scold the foids, for discriminating against my fellow dwarfs

[raven python]

dont ppl with porn addiction fuck anything

[naive bison]

lying and coping

coping and seething

[wooden harbor]

maybe, but i bet a lot of relationships got started in part because of big tits

[raven python]

taller people also have higher % of being gei btw

this is actually documented

[arctic estuary]

Function over everything. Child beating hips are a thing lol

[river zealot]

bro i had like 5 people in my class that were taller than me

[dusk raven]

i think tits are like a modifier
if a women has great body and no tits it's fine

[naive bison]

big ass is also a subconcious thing

[naive bison]

artem living in Liliput

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-vril-ashtar-sheran-gif-10695907235911658484

[river zealot]

shmaloogleville

[dusk raven]

im taller than every ukranian

[naive bison]

yep, that's the reason

[raven python]

caring about tit /ass size and height is like so shallow idk bro

[naive bison]

idk what breasts are for

[arctic estuary]

Better milk storage

[dusk raven]

hell yeah

[naive bison]

how tall are you

[dusk raven]

184

[naive bison]

im like a good healthy height i feel confident in at 181

i dont feel short

[arctic estuary]

Like how bigger balls means more fertile

[naive bison]

i never felt undermined due to my height

[drifting mantle]

Don't care, big ass is a must

[arctic estuary]

Science

[dusk raven]

it's not defining
just nice to have

[naive bison]

except my mom once said like 5 years ago why im short, and my dad was smaller
(my mom is like 160 cm)

i am like 3 times bigger than my mom and she dropped that on me

[dusk raven]

my younger brother is taller than me
he's like 190

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[arctic estuary]

Idk man I still need to find a girl that wants to talk to me without paying her money

[drifting mantle]

How tall are you xal? Or have you told already and I missed it?

[dusk raven]

181

[drifting mantle]

I legit cant

[naive bison]

my dad was like 4 cm taller than me, i also look practically exactly like him

[naive bison]

181 cm

[drifting mantle]

Ah

[dusk sentinel]

And how heavy?

[dusk raven]

we gotta find the tallest person and make him king

[drifting mantle]

[dusk sentinel]

I had to step away for a bit lol

So I didn't catch his specs

[naive bison]

my father also had a good hairline, i guess i can blame my mother's genetics, as her father was bald

[wooden harbor]

good luck wit that kek

[river zealot]

we shall have a dual kingdom

[dusk raven]

thank god i got my father's hair

[river zealot]

we need a tall king and a dwarf king

[dusk raven]

true

wasn't there a dude who was like 160 here

[river zealot]

iirc the hairline is a female dominant trait

[arctic estuary]

No

[river zealot]

so look at your mother's father

[frail scaffold]

I am like 162

[drifting mantle]

Got my mother's fathers hair as well and it is strong

[naive bison]

women to blame for bald men

[naive bison]

i will steal it

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/skid-manlet-short-gif-20800456

[naive bison]

why

[arctic estuary]

My dad is Norwood IV

Is so over

[dusk sentinel]

You can't just ask why someone is short lmao

[frail scaffold]

Idk

[dusk raven]

skill issue tbh

[frail scaffold]

Homo genes

[naive bison]

@river zealot you will be ground up and used as a hair product

run little artem

[wooden harbor]

WHY are you gae?

[drifting mantle]

No way

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[river zealot]

lets do a cool training montage with tarkov vc

[naive bison]

when will they isolate the homosexuality gene, we need to get that chinese unethical doctor and get on that

[dusk raven]

@tidal trellis how tall are you

[naive bison]

it is quite sad that things like that arent allowed to be researched

[drifting mantle]

Literal hobbit

[raven python]

being gei is a bell curve, the smallest and tallest are gei the middle are straight

[naive bison]

the homogae gene

[raven python]

holy

[wooden harbor]

the idea of passing down the homosexuality gene is kinda hilarious

[raven python]

science

[dusk raven]

he's either 150 or 220 cm

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

training

[arctic estuary]

Someone said that there was a gene mutation that makes males smell better and that's the gene

[drifting mantle]

What gene

[arctic estuary]

Is all the soy in my opinion

[arctic estuary]

Pheromones receptors

[naive bison]

then china would be insanely gei and not have that many people

they would die off from all the soy and starvations

[frail scaffold]

define smell better

[naive bison]

or did they slam puhh through gritted teeth to survive?

[drifting mantle]

Don't have those yet

[naive bison]

did no one ever tell you that you smell nice

but you didnt even shower for 3 days

and rotted in your room

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[river zealot]

what do you think is the minimal height to spin a small vietnamese baddie on your dick like a helicopter rotor

[naive bison]

there you go

[arctic estuary]

Yeah you know how sometimes women just smell nice. Imagine that but between dudes

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

what would height do with anything

[drifting mantle]

180 cm

[river zealot]

harder to balance if she is way taller than you

[dusk raven]

weight also helps

i don't think you can do that

[naive bison]

harder to do it if your cock is 3 inches too

[dusk raven]

it's easier

it's like spinning on your lap

[river zealot]

i mean

that was never an issue for me

[naive bison]

yeah cause you were the one being spun

https://tenor.com/view/fake-spin-gif-13792455

[drifting mantle]

Artyom is vietnamese?

[tidal trellis]

idk 5'11?

I think so I am 5'11

[dusk raven]

in cm

[fossil swan]

178

[naive bison]

for $20 he can be anything

[fossil swan]

cm

[naive bison]

[fossil swan]

or smth

[naive bison]

5'11 is 178?

[river zealot]

if i clench my asshole i could do a friction circumsision

[arctic estuary]

Don't tell me Im shorter than flop

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.11ft (feet) is equal to 155.753cm (centimeters)

[drifting mantle]

Bro, you ain't an Americanoid.
Use normal numbers

[dusk raven]

bruh

[tidal trellis]

why are we asking about heights

[naive bison]

wait huh?

[river zealot]

thats not right

[naive bison]

i kept saying im 59

[wooden harbor]

lol you fucked it up

[arctic estuary]

?

[dusk raven]

5'11 didn't work

[naive bison]

.11 as in 5.1 feet

[river zealot]

yeah i know

[drifting mantle]

[dusk raven]

bot is retarded

[arctic estuary]

Why not use meters like normal person

[wooden harbor]

remember bois. 2.54 cm/inch

[naive bison]

cause americans are disgusting animals

[arctic estuary]

Don't care

[naive bison]

ok that sounds xenophobic

[river zealot]

so 10 inches huh

[naive bison]

i apologize

i love everyone

[river zealot]

not bad

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

your personal record?

[drifting mantle]

That would mean, American women want 6'0 feet tall men... So 160 cm

[wooden harbor]

memorizing a few conversion ratios makes life easier

[river zealot]

yeah, was jelqing for 3 hours in a row

[drifting mantle]

Easy game for you all

[naive bison]

hanging yourself by the tip

[river zealot]

but i think it retracted back a bit

need to get back into it

[arctic estuary]

I memorize the size of nails not the conversion lol

[naive bison]

artem's genitals are a bump out the back

looks like a vestigial tail

negative cockge

[river zealot]

like a turtle man

retracts back into the safe space

[naive bison]

tagilla splitting the shell like thragg splitting the meteor

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-angry-viltrum-vilt-ru-mite-gif-1887216231996431779

[dusk raven]

this gif gave me ptsd

[naive bison]

why

i didnt watch season 4 yet

[dusk raven]

🫱 🍅 🫲

[wooden harbor]

tfw ur autism is upset that the tear drops arent just vaporizing

[naive bison]

its viltrumite tears

tbf i did have a moment like that today btw

last episode of season 3

long fight of mark vs conquest

[wooden harbor]

ahh yeah they're probably made out of like uranium or some shit

[naive bison]

mark punches conquest into the orbit

and they are between space and the atomsphere

and mark is panting

even though viltrumites are established to hold their breath

he;s heavy breathing nothing

[wooden harbor]

lul

[naive bison]

that actually took me out a lil bit

[wooden harbor]

they play reaalllly loose with space physics

[naive bison]

also a small moment from that too

after the mark breathing in space scene

conquest dives at mark

and flies with him into the earth through the thermosphere

and you can see like a shell of heat around them

that disappears in the next scene?

that was also weird

like how spacecraft have a shell of plasma upon re-entry

[wooden harbor]

im sure we can find problems with every single space scene

[naive bison]

those ones stood out like sore thumbs

[drifting mantle]

I CHOOSE DEATH

[naive bison]

there arent very many silly scenes in invincible, just some weird power scaling issues most of the time

like why is duplikate not folded by every enemy ever

she's not stronger or more durable

idk how duplikate is a super hero

she's basically the equivalent of bringing 20 dudes to every fight the guardians might have

[wooden harbor]

lol pretty much

[raven python]

bro when she got 'slimed' but it was 🤓 "actually i kept a copy of myself-"

that made me so mad

like fuck off

slime people out bro dont be afraid

[naive bison]

or how bulletproof's strength still wasnt established in a single scene

he might be even weaker than immortal

[drifting mantle]

There doesn't seem to be a limit to her power... She could just create a big ass army in every fight and win with numbers.

But the budget doesn't allow more than 4 versions of herself on screen

[naive bison]

i mean, makes sense? genuinely does, criticism for her ACTUALLY dying would have been "why not keep 1 kate in a bunker at all times"

and it would be valid

[wooden harbor]

the show started off in a way that brings the expectation of a lot of chars just getting deleted, but does not quite deliver on that

[raven python]

yea but i want her dead

[naive bison]

or she is just way worse at her powers than multipaul

which seems to be well established too

its crazy how in the invincible war ONLY REX died

fucking shapesmith lived

idk if darkwing comes back

but he's presumed dead

[wooden harbor]

my hero academia didnt have that issue with Twice... heh guess they had a proper budget

but dawg actually died in that show

[drifting mantle]

She also cried, of how she has gone through so many tough things... Like the rest of her team.

Bitch, you literally chill in a safe location and have your clones do all the work

[naive bison]

well the implication is every death feels real to her

as her conciousness is split among the clones

makes sense to me, i can wrap my mind around it

just like how immortal dies every time and they bond over that fact

[drifting mantle]

Still retarded of her to bitch to those, who literally could die at any moment and don't have that luxery she has

[naive bison]

idk if she "bitched"
she just didnt come back for a while cause she was tired of dying over and over, i bet the events at the nuclear silo were also very traumatic, i assume she thought Rae and Rex were both dead

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[tidal trellis]

Damn what he say

[naive bison]

also remember when the writers of invincible tried to guilt trip you to side with villains

[drifting mantle]

He said you a twink flop

[naive bison]

the lava guy + guy with tentacle ribbons from his chest that battle beast summoned

like oh boohoo we went to prison and boohoo we have no money or job boohoo

not once did they try to make a living as superheroes

they worked at some fucking kitchen

they just went back to robbing and stealing

[coarse bear]

The Y is right there

[naive bison]

they shoulda been split in half when invincible got angry in the machine head episode

[wooden harbor]

wasnt how i felt about it. more like just exploring the other side a little (and not very well)

[naive bison]

he screamed "you're dead" and then punched the ribbon guy full force into his face after pulling him towards himself

[coarse bear]

My guess would've been "Wyrds" but the S is out

[raven python]

bro i love machine head

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

that would have exploded his skull but didnt

[naive bison]

It had sad fucking music bro, and a gei relationship subplot

It absolutely was made to make you feel bad

It's objective fact.

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-dio-brando-wryy-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-15566845

[naive bison]

I will not argue this point forward

[wooden harbor]

i'm too autistic to fall for that kinda shit

i didnt even notice lol

[naive bison]

Autism cap
"You are IMMUNE to propaganda"

[wooden harbor]

this convo is making me realize how MHA actually did some things a lot better than invincible...

[raven python]

wait who r u talking about

[naive bison]

also how the guardians are fucking frauds

[raven python]

ur talking about the stone guy

[river zealot]

2 more hours to survive

[naive bison]

through and through

[naive bison]

no

[raven python]

who r u talking about then

[naive bison]

remember the villains machine head summoned

along with battle beast

[drifting mantle]

Viltrumites

[raven python]

oh yea whats up with them

[naive bison]

it was ike a lava guy
a lava guy in a metal suit
guy with ribbon/tentacles out of his chest
electricity guy

ribbon tentacle guy and lava guy were the gei ones

that had a sobstory intro to episode

before invincible and oliver stop them as they rob a bank again

somehow they rob banks but run out of money and are broke?

[wooden harbor]

the blow and hookers add up fast i guess

[drifting mantle]

Maybe they spend it all on Disney World on gae dates

[naive bison]

basically a backhanded way to take responosibility away from people who irl steal and commit crime
because boohoo i am broke and poor

when i didnt have money to buy bread, i didn't steal

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

i once had to skip a day of uni because i had no money for the tram ride back

[river zealot]

well you got nutrients a different way

and money too

[drifting mantle]

Should have robbed a tram station

[wooden harbor]

if u got to uni then u really shouldnt be talking

[naive bison]

shame on you PTOOEY

[naive bison]

wuh

[wooden harbor]

being there is normally the result of privilege

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/does-this-trolley-go-to-tahiti-i-hope-so-rdr2-rdr-2-red-dead-redemption-gif-1511705353965612746

[naive bison]

one income household + my mom can't keep a job, idk about privilege

[river zealot]

you can get free into uni in post soviet countries

if you have good enough grades/results on finals

[naive bison]

yeah if your grades are good
mine arent

[wooden harbor]

well yeah this is an american perspective i;m giving hehe

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/hCxaXN0jUJV.gif

[river zealot]

who did you suck off to get in then

[naive bison]

you know you get into uni for free if you have good graids
but if you have okay grades you pay?

[river zealot]

i think i might be the first person in my close family to get higher education

[river zealot]

okay i dont know how much you pay there for contract

but here for my uni

its 80k hryvnas a year

[naive bison]

your family profession was to sit under a bridge and demand payment for crossing?

[dreamy flax]

💱 80,000 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 1,814.89 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[naive bison]

holy shit that's insane
my bill rn for half a year says 71k? i think?

[river zealot]

well my sister has teacher education whatever the word for it is

[wooden harbor]

that's less than 1/10 the cost of my college lol

[river zealot]

my mother couldnt afford uni

[naive bison]

a billionaire pays for my education

[drifting mantle]

Manageable

[river zealot]

my grandma worked on a factory

[naive bison]

if that wasnt the case i would be hunting you down rn @river zealot

[river zealot]

неШТУРМ

[drifting mantle]

Bibi?

[naive bison]

any male relatives you know?

[naive bison]

no

friend of my late father who reconnected with my family

[drifting mantle]

Privileged @wooden harbor

[river zealot]

idk about my grandpa, my father doesnt have one, but he was a warrant officer in the army

[naive bison]

i mean im not gonna disagree there, he did some literal lifesaving bailouts for us

i am eternally grateful

[river zealot]

my mom is pretty smart

[naive bison]

he owns the construction project me and my brother work at

but its not like nepotism, really

[river zealot]

it shows, opened a good business, payed well for years

[naive bison]

cause you cant claim nepotism when your job is the lowest rung possible

[drifting mantle]

Oh no worries, I don't care if someone is privileged or not.
That's life

[naive bison]

my brother has a more managerial role though, but that's from past experience

maybe thats slightly nepotism

[wooden harbor]

yep u cant control where you start

[drifting mantle]

Good for you and your family tho

[river zealot]

i would do that if i get rich

[narrow lotus]

Returned from gym

Had a shower

Cold drink

Friday

Never kill yourselves guys

[naive bison]

why dad no job

[river zealot]

id support my friends

[naive bison]

is he chud?

🤔

[wooden harbor]

gonna do it now just to spite you

[drifting mantle]

So true bestie

[river zealot]

they work(ed) in the family store together

but he did uh deliveries in my city

for smaller stores

[naive bison]

funny thing about insanely rich people
like you go meet them and they have the newest chinese premium class EV that's worth like 40 mil roubles
you ask em about it
they say "it was a gift"

type shi

[thick wadi]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619690317620183064/796604490487824404/image0.gif

[naive bison]

why in past tense

[river zealot]

since its an active warzone, like 1/3d of the people are left

[narrow lotus]

are you at the pissge factory

[thick wadi]

no

[river zealot]

so not many customers

[thick wadi]

i am free

[river zealot]

barely pays off

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-pray-guy-praying-OmqRHI3lSX7jR97WjZ

[river zealot]

mom got a maneger job in a different store because she got experience

fatha is solo managing the store

[naive bison]

are you gonna relocate or what

if things are that dire

[river zealot]

after im done with my finals

mom wants to move to dnipro with me

[naive bison]

artem turns into a newyorker for 1 word

[naive bison]

when is that

[river zealot]

a month

no

2 weeks

[naive bison]

well good luck

[narrow lotus]

imma buy a chewing gum

outta respect for Artem's fawtha

[naive bison]

study and dont play tarkov you fucking chud

[river zealot]

i planned some lessons

2h x 3 a week

prob gonna do 2 x 4

for history

[naive bison]

5x40

[river zealot]

and maybe do 1h x 3 for math instead of 2

[naive bison]

do you only do it with a tutor

do you not do like

idk watch youtube

no way its not expensive

[river zealot]

uhh

300 hryvnas a lesson

for everything basically

[naive bison]

for 1 hour or?

[drifting mantle]

Don't know if this saying exist in other countries, but in Germany we say
"Wer hat, dem wird gegeben. Wer nicht, dem wird genommen."
"Who has something, will receive. Who doesn't, will get nothin"

Crude translation lol

[thick wadi]

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[dreamy flax]

💱 300 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 496.87 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:

[river zealot]

per hour

yeah

[naive bison]

not THAT great

considering travel and all that

[river zealot]

i will probably start studying myself next week

[naive bison]

from the perspective of the tutor

doesnt seem that good imo

[river zealot]

its online

all of it

[river zealot]

since thats when my semester ends

[drifting mantle]

Good luck

[river zealot]

im kind of hands full with homework i havent done right now

[naive bison]

yeah it is what it is, my brother telling me stories about him buying entire apartment blocks while eating dinner at home n shi

[river zealot]

i have like 2 days to finish all my shit

[narrow lotus]

3 bucks

[naive bison]

during lent as well so it was some fuckass bowl of buckwheat

[river zealot]

i get year grades on monday

[drifting mantle]

[thick wadi]

buckwheat and mcdonalds

[naive bison]

oh i guess that makes more sense, how it used to be was the tutor coming to your home

[narrow lotus]

i gotta study as well i have an exam in july fuck my chud life

become teacher , still have to take exams

[thick wadi]

how to achive xalrider physique

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

500 rub an hour all online isnt that bad imo then

[river zealot]

like 7

[narrow lotus]

cheap af rly

[river zealot]

its not bad but i do

uhh

5 hours a week right now

and it will be like

either 11 or 13 hours next week

[narrow lotus]

damn well

better to grind now

[wooden harbor]

to become teacher is to accept being eternal student. rip

[naive bison]

training regiment:
5 whoppers
5 more whoppers

[river zealot]

probably the only good thing about the war, everything is online now

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[naive bison]

tarkov kicking you out of EU lobbies so you sometimes just dont play tarkov that day

[thick wadi]

fpv drone that just blows up into confetti when artyom passes exams

[river zealot]

its some sort of russian PTFU thing

because my russian PTFU friends have the same issue too

[naive bison]

bro you have that exact issue but for russian servers

are you retarded

[stoic girder]

I thought that was Covid.

[thick wadi]

thats been years ago unc

[naive bison]

that's how they do gender reveal parties now

[river zealot]

eh russian servers are dogshit anyway

its all skoofs

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[river zealot]

and chinese

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pera-algorand-algo-hopium-copium-gif-16765445473855345349

[river zealot]

becuase its close to china

i only played ru servers before the war

when i had to go on dead servers

i used to do like murmansk or vladivostok

to abuse shooter born for a friend

[river zealot]

100 meters kills before btw PTFUY

[naive bison]

at least you could use any gun

[wooden harbor]

i remember trying to fight russians in mordhau with 150 ping. it didn't work

[naive bison]

idk if it was THAT bad, maybe on SOME maps

[river zealot]

i remember twice getting shot by igolnick and bs by my friend

and just eating it

[thick wadi]

i did the quest naturally back then

[narrow lotus]

tarkovfart

[naive bison]

that's because you were still a man back then, fast twitch muscle fibers were stronger

[thick wadi]

it was one less bolt action task in a world of shitty tasks

[naive bison]

i think genuinely that + the guide are the only quests that filter people off kappa

genuinely

all the rest are okay

[thick wadi]

thats like backwards, long range kills are about patience

[prisma venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/angry-thiago-mad--k01KRNY0904X3KHSE8HMQ77X5RT

[thick wadi]

the big three bolty tasks do yeah

sbih, psycho, tarkov shooter 8

[naive bison]

women cant do it without opening snapchat or insta or making false SA allegations on twitter

[narrow lotus]

the guide now that they fixed transit

[naive bison]

it didnt really affect it imo

[thick wadi]

just marathon the transits for the guide takes like half the time that way

[river zealot]

guide is whatever

psycho and shooter born 8 are fucking mega ass cancer

you want to do kappa until you get those 2

[thick wadi]

factory-labs-streets-gz then go like,interchange-customs reseve woods or whatever

all transits

ggez

[naive bison]

basically squad-only quest or you contract HIV and slowly pass away in a hospital bed if you die near the last couple maps

[river zealot]

i did it solo this wipe i think

[naive bison]

you dodged HIV

[river zealot]

i mean its ass clenching

but its pretty easy

[narrow lotus]

have u seen his arms

[river zealot]

just run to extract and lie in a bush for 5 min if shitty spawn

[naive bison]

it grazed him

[narrow lotus]

bush explodes

67h account with an m67 outta nowhere

yes i've been thre before

[thick wadi]

get on steam button for tarkov in discord

[river zealot]

i dont ge that