🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

yeah a lot of those greenhorns also over- evaluate themselves , a real senior dev with good projects under his belt has so much more value

and even those guys sometimes get the boot cause the company is doing rly bad financially

if its a smaller one

[vale sand]

I mean, google got rid of actual developers when they did layoff waves but apparently they are currently boomerang hiring

Which is essentially just rehiring the people they fired at better terms

[narrow lotus]

i guess thats a way

Google can afford to do that tho

[vale sand]

I mean, I get it to some extent, it’s just a whole bunch of layers crunching through the numbers and doing one big sweep

Nothing more than collateral damage for companies at that scale

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/winkycat-winky-yawn-yawning-tired-cat-gif-26717242

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/try-me-gun-shoot-gunpoint-gun-meme-gif-9939823087129104373

[pale ingot]

chudslop

[terse delta]

This is a murder case

[terse delta]

What a bizarre cat

I hope you don't mind if i download that image

[river zealot]

Its all yours

[quartz ridge]

evil ass cat

[grave bronze]

The way my most trusted royal advisor looks at me after I start coughing shortly after taking a sip of wine from my goblet

[drifting mantle]

@prisma venture @pseudo robin @dusk sentinel @arctic pawn Happy fathers day

[austere shadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYSdr9Ov5Lw/?igsh=ZzdhZ2o0MWM2dGVx

[grave bronze]

god what ive seen of that show it feels reddit, thats the only way I can describe it

[umbral field]

The best jokes tend to write themselves

[naive bison]

good morning racist chuds

[naive bison]

"nyeheheheh"

[umbral field]

Take it from here, Xal

[dusk raven]

what the fuck is this bruh 😭

[naive bison]

the work is done by the men who can't be asked to do that shit

[naive bison]

fitting the the word that was coming up in the song is "revolting"

perfectly describes this dogshit

[fallow trellis]

bloodsuckers

[naive bison]

the audacity of some women in this aspect is genuinely shocking

very many examples of stuff like this

[fallow trellis]

some women?

you mean all women

[naive bison]

woman who doesn't deserve something, sues, thinking she does deserve it

[naive bison]

no, i said "some" women

[umbral field]

Would 6 million cover lost wages?

Over 24 years I mean

[naive bison]

250k a year

[dusk raven]

[fallow trellis]

should be

i think that makes sense

were tackling damages next week

[dusk raven]

i saw the formula and i connected the dots

[fallow trellis]

once the ex attaches to wife

its all women

[naive bison]

yeah probably

i have rarely seen men as greedy as a woman doing things like child support / alimony

[coarse bear]

Grima Wormtongue before stabbing Saruman

[austere shadow]

Ive read about it and that's for the time spent doing legal battles fighting the original conviction, legal fees and child support

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/AdamKinzinger/status/2054739117393514978 you guys excited?

Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger)

OMG Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha infinity

QRT: TrumpMobile
The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start shipping this week!!!

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[austere shadow]

And she only wanted 150k for that

[high wing]

the trump its hereee guysss

[austere shadow]

So I'd say she deserved it

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[naive bison]

it's his perogative to give her anything

and i personally would if she was instrumental in getting him out

i dont want the court forcing anything

[austere shadow]

He didn't want to give her anything so she asked the court

[austere shadow]

He did not

[naive bison]

well she gets nothing

fuck that guy then

[austere shadow]

I hate america

[naive bison]

why

[austere shadow]

bringing humanity down

Only redeemable quality is it's free speech-ish

corrupt crazy bad

full of uneducated fat people

[naive bison]

name 5 countries on the planet that aren't like that

[austere shadow]

I can only speak for europe and north america and australia

And among them it's nowhere as bad

[drifting mantle]

https://fixupx.com/_SatanWatch/status/2054585604063498741

SatanWatch 👿 (@_SatanWatch)

There was a guy who took such a massive dump that it caused the arteries in his brain to explode and when he woke up from surgery he was an artistic genius with the urge to paint for 19 hours a day. www.newscientist.com/article/dn23523-mindscapes-stroke-turned-ex-con-into-rhyming-painter/

Quoting Klara (@klara_sjo)
︀
Imagine shitting this good

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FixupX · May 13, 2026, 3:32 PM

[icy apex]

afghanistan, nigeria, mexico, columbia, north korea

[vale sand]

Do you think the phone / part imports are getting hit by the same tariffs that Trump announced not too long ago?

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-bro-hand-on-shoulder-gif-11963500747147243380

[austere shadow]

is it

[drifting mantle]

It is, it's just done more intelligently and scummier

[austere shadow]

I kinda disagree

[drifting mantle]

You may, but we still suffer the consequences

[austere shadow]

Mostly because of america

[drifting mantle]

Europe would belong to Russia or China, if it wasn't for the US

[austere shadow]

Definitely not

Maybe if US stopped existing after 46

[drifting mantle]

Then there shouldn't be a problem, having the US leave NATO

[austere shadow]

I'd say the current state is US' fault so leaving now is like leaving a single mother with 4 kids

But I'd have to explain my mental gymnastics to back it up

[naive bison]

no it would belong to me

but id take good care of you guys

[drifting mantle]

Europe is fucked either way

[fossil swan]

damn wtf

renegades hit hard

[coarse bear]

Europe Dissolution 2027

[naive bison]

FUCK YOU

[fossil swan]

garbage?

[coarse bear]

Observe, an emission has killed his game

-# probably

[fossil swan]

and i died wtf

bro

bandit peeks a wall and instantly magdumps me with his shotgun

2 shells 1.7 seconds im out

[coarse bear]

Classic sawed off

You cannot approach a bandit if they're holding a sidebyside

[fossil swan]

i didnt approach him

he approached me

i didnt know there were even residents within this camp but they're evil

raaaah

[austere shadow]

Still could be worse
You could get spotted 20m away, shot in the head with a single slug and die instantly ending your ironman, even though only a small part of your head was visible

[fossil swan]

healthgate moment

i got headshot by a kar98 and it didnt kill me so

[austere shadow]

Healthgate was introduced 2 patches ago so

I think

[fossil swan]

yea

i shouldve bought more fmjs not hollow points for my mp5

i thought id kill mutants not rabid bandits

[austere shadow]

I got hsed with a mosin 40m away and died
But also with kar98 and survived

Shouldnt kar deal more dmg

[fossil swan]

there's more than 4 bruh

from full hp to like 30% in 1 shot

[austere shadow]

More than 4 what?

[fossil swan]

bandits

there's likke 5 or 6

[tidal trellis]

Still don't know how people are dying to shotguns

I've never perished once from them

[fossil swan]

bro

that was from like 30 meters away

he took 70% of my hp

with 1 shell

[austere shadow]

Didn't gork say he would nerf incoming slugs to 40

[tidal trellis]

Yeah that never happened to me, every shotgun shot I've ever taking playing this period so far has been like being hit with a nerf dart

Never done significant damage

[fossil swan]

idk atleast i got a joint from them

[tidal trellis]

Anyway gotta finish another game and finally start new gamma run

[naive bison]

@river zealot

he's still alive

w

they keep multiplying bro

[coarse bear]

Dima should get some fuckin' moisturizer

[pale ingot]

kill yourself never goon

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=6a064b21&is=6a04f9a1&hm=8fdc3f8a39a62148126334dafbfd6a9a8f108328b41cb39e499cd0f0720084bb&

[prisma venture]

Im not dad yet bro

[scenic field]

Good morning brainfart

Are mods asleep?

Can we say it?

[grim sparrow]

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/yearncel/status/2054752505880289483

mogii এ (@yearncel)

https://t.co/o3THx1uQgO

QRT: P0PKULTURE
POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF

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[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cafe-manhattan-cafe-uma-umamusume-fish-gif-14960122862341011468

I like posting horses

[terse delta]

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/fariscoyg-farulez-gif-21298659

Like this?

[scenic field]

https://youtu.be/xoHh5HDLSDI

Mommy

[terse delta]

Is there any other way to?

Is that you,Obito?

[gleaming grove]

@pale ingot

[vale sand]

Who the fuck

[pale ingot]

interesting

[quaint ore]

https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/2054624122618200242?s=20

The Halfway Post (@HalfwayPost)

BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

X · May 13, 2026, 6:05 PM

[high wing]

color me shocked

[quaint ore]

American Protestants are mentally insane

[vale sand]

That was one rollercoaster of a post

[gleaming grove]

Well

Thats an overwhelming amount of info

[quaint ore]

This post has several heretical claims lol

[quartz ridge]

i dont think prtestants are the same as evangelicals are they?

[quaint ore]

Teleevangelists are usually protestant afaik

[vale sand]

And for the most part, ineffective, I have yet to hear about a protest that actually resulted in any favourable outcome for the protestants, look at the expansion of AI Datacenters in every single county

[quartz ridge]

idk how some people can be so mind raped to think trump is like some sort of like 2nd coming

https://tenor.com/view/white-pharaoh-egypt-meme-blingee-picmix-gif-14343753012449453700

[quaint ore]

Reminder: the arianic heresy started for way less than shit said here

[quartz ridge]

he has that demon eyed woman who claims god gives her visions and that trump will save isreal and destory all non christians and non jews

[quaint ore]

[quartz ridge]

trump himself has said he has a feeling hes not going to heaven LOL

"all evangelists are protestant but not all protestants are evangelist"

[pale ingot]

a feeling

right

dudes going to superhell

[high wing]

https://x.com/CSGO500/status/2054652903185694912/photo/1

CSGO500 (@CSGO500)

Valve has rejected GameStop’s offer to purchase Steam

X · May 13, 2026, 8:00 PM

[pale ingot]

boutta be clapping margaret thatcher cheeks together with hitler down there

[high wing]

i dunno how true gamestop trying to buy steam is

but they made an attempt to buy ebay, an ebay laughed at gamestop

[naive bison]

He is a televangelist, why? They are rich

[naive bison]

Superhell

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/Realestwhilz0/status/2054627657870868705

The Abuja Konnect (@Realestwhilz0)

Wtf?😳😭😂

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 13, 2026, 6:19 PM

[naive bison]

Remember when trump deadass with a serious face, when asked what his favorite book is, he said "the bible"

[vale sand]

I have heard about something that pretty much explains why the CEO of Gamestop is trying real hard to acquire any company above their annual revenue.

The CEO apparently gets some multi-million or billion dollar package if he manages to get Gamestops annual revenue over a certain threshold

[pale ingot]

THATS WHAT IM SAYINN

[vale sand]

Which is impossible to achieve with the company itself since Gamestop is a useless hunk of junk nowadays, so he's just looking for ways to cheat the statistic by "buying" a major company

[naive bison]

The offers get shut down because GameStop keeps offering store credit as payment

[quartz ridge]

hes even selling his underwear and socks for thousands of dollars on ebay

[naive bison]

The CEO?

[vale sand]

The offers have a dropdown of 50 different options you can choose from in which state he should send them

[pale ingot]

gotta do what you gotta do to get that bag i guess

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092642796780933142/1503367504469299271/attachment.mp4?ex=6a066358&is=6a0511d8&hm=0302f4ff3652f6dfe1d9f8b765847ef2a276f8a400055d6e15489a0acd241380&

[quartz ridge]

yes

[tidal trellis]

Anyway, mornin boys

[quartz ridge]

what a evil fella

[high wing]

i refuse to believe thats real

how his legs looking normal

meanwhile he looks like a snowball

[primal kayak]

He looks like how I used to draw fat people when I was a kid

[dusk sentinel]

yeah lmao

Rotund body but stick legs

He looks like a caricature

[primal kayak]

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394724383708414084/1503949325523353660/i-have-already-won-v0-gofBgSFJN-x7-zwEiTOS8i0eUIxFrCm8ONTDB0VkU4w.png?ex=6a0686f5&is=6a053575&hm=f2324fa8619a09e7708a4525b345349a159e90cc6f1b44ac9dc16c8fc2091bbe&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1157404248716349470/1503559955247140884/VID_20260511_174650_763.mp4?ex=6a066dd4&is=6a051c54&hm=eda4763b1b268be892a178631045a505d4ddb0999d69f91518d26db45cd2ced0&

[sacred mountain]

I didnt realized at first but when i did it hit like a truck

[dusk sentinel]

"I want wings."

[pale ingot]

bro is not grifif

gijf

ith

[slender rock]

Gritty Griffith

Fucking phone is losing its glue keeping the screen on

[fresh rose]

This reminded me of those granny videos on youtuber where the dude is just staring blankly into the camera with 0 reaction speedrunning and try harding back in like 2017 or whenever that game released

[pale ingot]

bro just bought the trump phone

[slender rock]

Its a OnePlus

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1485785579080781845/1485785614237438084/its_hot.mp4?ex=6a065dae&is=6a050c2e&hm=622498773b5b572fb414c694c60a4c6a99e107ae71efe717c4d58beca6ff52ae&

[slender rock]

Ching Chong MF

[fresh rose]

MALEQ

[pale ingot]

-2

[fresh rose]

FUCK YOU DOIN IN MY FREEZER

[pale ingot]

its hot

[slender rock]

I mean

[slender rock]

Brotha is sweating his African off bruh

[pale ingot]

i love that video so much

[dusk raven]

cousin to the 6 bombaclat eggs video

[quaint ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2054356815215829311

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

The new Steam Controller sometimes does the wilhelm scream when dropped while in Big Picture Mode.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 13, 2026, 12:23 AM

[fossil swan]

real

[thin trench]

What should we do with a drunken sailor

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-door-jumping-happy-excited-gif-14554367

One more hour

Dobby going stircrazy

[tidal trellis]

Always fun whn you run out of water during a shower

[narrow lotus]

STINKYYYYYYYYYY

ptooeeyy

[tidal trellis]

Hey I still managed to do it

[raven python]

well welll weeeeeeeeeeeell

[tidal trellis]

I had to resort to filling water bottles with whatever water was left in the tank for washing the shampoo out of my hair, I am in the trenches

[naive bison]

We have to find jewlander before he rebuilds the second temple

The supes are man-made like golems

Lots to notice

@narrow lotus @river zealot saw 2 Africans today and even got fatigue

I sat next to one, but why in a tram with a 2 seat system

Why did he sit on the seat close to the isle

And when I pointed at the other seat close to the wall

Instead of him sitting there and I sit where he was

He just moved so I had to shimmy past him

Day starting with minor annoyance

He'll learn I guess

[naive bison]

Describe the video in 3 words or less, please

It won't load

Now it did

What the fuck

[narrow lotus]

[frail scaffold]

:3

[naive bison]

Is that thumbnail

[narrow lotus]

axaxaxaxxa

:))

[frail scaffold]

whats wrong withh some butt painting

[naive bison]

What the fuck is the content

Of that video

[naive bison]

Im gonna do some when I get home and drink some coffee

[fresh rose]

Reload your discord

Its so stupidly funny

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-kitty-bleh-vPzbDN4rBxuvtpSpzF

[fresh rose]

[naive bison]

My ass is he brush and he toilet is the canvas

[frail scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-writing-2--k01KRK3ZX294AJVT5QGMMY4MW3W

[naive bison]

Somehow Armstrong saying "I got you twin" seems in character

@narrow lotus @river zealot turned on UK VPN on accident and got demoralized

An ad of an African man teaching an Indian man on how to use Google ai

[little mirage]

Thought you just posted a woman shitting

[naive bison]

You do not know that he didnt

[little mirage]

I immediately assumed they were french

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853703417461211148/1503844862212964352/Pidge_Stare.gif

[naive bison]

Only if the "woman" was 15 or sth

Then for sure

Like in a famous French movie called Leon the professional

[naive bison]

I for the first time in my life saw 2 of them laying down

[fluid heron]

took a shower and got on the game instantly got stinkier

[naive bison]

What game

[fluid heron]

battlestates hit game escape from tarkov

[naive bison]

Holy shit kill yourself

[fluid heron]

and it wont fucking launch

[naive bison]

Praise be to Yahweh

[frail scaffold]

if they were by themselves and didnt want to fly away its cus theyre sick

[fluid heron]

just getting insurance

it is twice the size of my stash

SOMEONE STRIPPED THE LEVEL 1 SKIER HANDGUARD

THERE IS NO FUCKING SHOT

[naive bison]

Saw an ad for women's stand-up concert

[frail scaffold]

still better looking than picatinny rail furniture

[fluid heron]

there is so much shit

im just gonna sell all of it

[tender karma]

I've had people completely take apart my gun but not take anything from it before

[fluid heron]

dude i literally only want the bags

[raven python]

picatinny/mlok rail hate is so forced

[fluid heron]

everything else is ass

[tidal trellis]

oh no my glasses are missing

Oh no

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lego-batman-the-movie-l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY

[naive bison]

Or you added it and forgot to re insure

[fluid heron]

it was insured

i always build then insure

[naive bison]

She was mind broken into some gobblediegook terror group

After being held up by them

Stockholm syndrome face

[fluid heron]

i have fucking 12 m32 headphones

i dont even know why i insured them

[naive bison]

Earhood spectrum

[raven python]

m32s are so bad gng

liberators are 40k on flea

[lean oak]

its her btw

[feral kiln]

Must've been colored folk

[slender rock]

https://geoduels.io/

free geoguessr

uh

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

if only i had flea

ill be in my bag in 2 levels

i fucking hate auto sort in tarkov i wish it just shoved everything to the bottom

so when i ctrl click something out of my inventory i dont have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt for it

[sage pond]

lot of fern, unfamiliar electrical posts, north america

[slender rock]

that was estonia

[sage pond]

well... at least hit the north part

[slender rock]

and because of crazy dutch bastards I guessed this

[slender rock]

I chose south amer

💀

but I redeemed myself knowing africa was gangbanged by Brits, dutch, french. everyone

ah fuck

[slender rock]

Missed getting a screen cap of a "hair salon"

it was a shed

[minor cypress]

We are not winning TS

[slender rock]

lol

I LOVE RURAL AREAS

said no one

[fluid heron]

idk some middle eastern country

just lock in some bullshit

[slender rock]

White people

[fluid heron]

just for it to be north florida

[slender rock]

poor white european kids

hm

[fluid heron]

kinda looks like italy

rural italy

[slender rock]

Direct TV

[fluid heron]

where the fuck is this

[storm stream]

probably somewhere in the Romania, Albania region

[slender rock]

no

that's probably not

[fluid heron]

mexico?

[fluid heron]

its puerto rico

[slender rock]

Argentina

[storm stream]

Argentina?

[fluid heron]

dawg what

[slender rock]

yeah

I was off by 2k KM

close enough

[fluid heron]

pretty much there

[slender rock]

reality just STRETCHIN

he's safe

south america, again but fuck if I know where

uh

where's our brazilians here in fardterlandia

they'd know

Its on the equator so

North America most def

[atomic grotto]

is it geoguessr?

[slender rock]

that's american plates

[quaint ore]

They are building halal markets in the historically most ethnically lithuanian part of the country

[atomic grotto]

or canada

[slender rock]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[atomic grotto]

oh, free version of geoguessr ?

[slender rock]

it's eastern

hm

[atomic grotto]

not sure

[quaint ore]

@river zealot @narrow lotus @fossil swan allen we are fucked

[fossil swan]

gg

muslim takeover

[quaint ore]

Jan sobieski rolling in his grave rn

[sacred mountain]

What about kosher markets

[quaint ore]

Only Vilnius is really know for having them, but then again the city was literally founded by inviting the jews in

[sacred mountain]

Fair nuff

[quaint ore]

I think its census during early 20th century was like 60% jewish

Our capital city btw

[dreamy flax]

📚 cockmongler

A man who ([given] [opportunity]) -will- suck [your cock].

I'll [suck] [your cock]!

[storm stream]

damn

[slender rock]

close enough

[sacred mountain]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9Ez8z_fiwhI

[slender rock]

terrible this run

fuck me

so that's not helpful

[narrow lotus]

thats a pretty good road to floor it

[slender rock]

Portuguese?

so south america, again

[minor cypress]

@naive bison

[atomic grotto]

look like flag of brazil

[slender rock]

yeah

fucking where tho

lol

[atomic grotto]

near capital mb

[quaint ore]

30kg barbell curls got me PUMPED

Feeling baller

[slender rock]

hm

[atomic grotto]

almost all of south america looks like this

[slender rock]

this makes it harder just because its

so

[atomic grotto]

[slender rock]

well the road name gives it away

Netherlands

but

maybe not

[atomic grotto]

Netherlands and yellow line ?

no

[atomic grotto]

canada or usa

[slender rock]

hm

[atomic grotto]

and wooden pillar

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1504411263206424668/RDT_20260514_10330563978430177975126842.jpg?ex=6a06e3ab&is=6a05922b&hm=9534b088769341b152566c1fbf8132d0429e3e7c9ba1c9bc0293050ea5483f55&

[atomic grotto]

its typical for america

[sacred mountain]

Nah, light armor and parry-dodgemaxx

[slender rock]

Wy?

[atomic grotto]

[minor cypress]

Newfoundland, south coast

[fluid heron]

i am pubstomping so fucking hard as spy

[fading portal]

xcom mentioned

[sacred mountain]

Do people still fall for trickstabs?

[fluid heron]

no people forget spy has a gun

i dominated the same medic 3 times in a row because they dont have the fucking neuroplasticity to realize that running at me with an ubersaw at 40 health they are gonna get shot

[sacred mountain]

Tf2 players are truly a specimen

[fluid heron]

found something thats not a weapon

found a hat last week

this pile of shit

[sacred mountain]

I only once got dropped with non weapon stuff and it was useless

[fluid heron]

i sold all my cosmetics in 2018 and never ran any since

[narrow lotus]

wait this isnt the og one

what was it called

Killer Kabuto

[fluid heron]

no thats for soldier

this is the ugly ass skinny pyro one

[slender rock]

they're both fucking called st johns okay

shit

[fluid heron]

that shit looks like ass

and this was the first hat i crafted

never crafted a hat since

[slender rock]

desert

[atomic grotto]

ew

south america 100%

maybe peru

[fluid heron]

big ass mountains

perus a good guess

[atomic grotto]

[slender rock]

hey sandwiches there tho

touristy trap

[atomic grotto]

guess peru

or chilli

[atomic grotto]

or argentina

[quasi cloak]

Clearly youve never been to South America

The dust tastes and looks different in different regions

Smh

[atomic grotto]

ofc

[atomic grotto]

i cant smell dust from screen

[quasi cloak]

Then you should learn the flavour profiles

Bolivian dust is the fine stuff

[minor cypress]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DU8nRB1kWIa/?igsh=MWhjMmV3N3c4MXlrbQ==

[atomic grotto]

[slender rock]

Farmlaaaaaaaaaand

[atomic grotto]

[naive bison]

i don't. she's ugly and looks like a man

[slender rock]

i couldn't go far

fuck it

good enough

OH COME ON

[atomic grotto]

russia

[naive bison]

mmmmmm

homemade airgrilled chicken sausages
plain white rice
italian ketchup

🤤

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

we (yes WE twin)

[atomic grotto]

oh, ukraine

100%

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[minor cypress]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DUTcBBvD0JJ/?igsh=MThqOG1peWd0MzE3NA==

[naive bison]

EDP outside a kindergarten

[slender rock]

yeah

[atomic grotto]

why didnt you believe me

[atomic grotto]

[slender rock]

I just read this after clicking the answer

😐

[atomic grotto]

its were easy points

[slender rock]

were they though?

oh shit

[atomic grotto]

duel ?

[slender rock]

my ass is hurting from this chair

[atomic grotto]

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-vein-thrombosis-martincitopants-gif-23560105

https://tenor.com/view/deep-vein-thrombosis-martincitopants-gif-22443577

[old vigil]

are we sure the chair is the only thing you're sitting on?

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1504347308974931988/photo_2026-05-01_01-59-28.gif

[broken pebble]

evil ass cat

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[fluid heron]

cant have fucking shit on tf2

played 1 good close match

and then i just joined into roll after roll where i outfrag the entire fucking enemy team but my teamates are so mentally defecient it doesnt matter

[naive bison]

bro is complaining about losing in tf2, a casual game

[fluid heron]

its fun to win

[coarse bear]

That's mostly better than going against a soldier whose only source of kills is the Market Garden
And he's got over 300k kills on it

[fluid heron]

thats respectable

if i see someone with a botkiller rocket launcher with 30 thousand kills that fucker is mentally deranged

[coarse bear]

"He can't get me here"
HE CAN

[primal rapids]

I wouldn't feel ashamed of getting killed by someone that fucking committed to a playstyle

[coarse bear]

Ashamed, no
But it is tough when he jumps so good you need to focus fire

Or catch him in a bad spot

[pale ingot]

if someone is fully commited to trolldier then he's probably a fucking beast

or ass

[coarse bear]

He was

[fluid heron]

i used to trolldier so much

[pale ingot]

1 or the other

[fluid heron]

i probably had like 500 hours of trolldier

and i was doing jump maps

[coarse bear]

I think I landed two airshots on him in the match and he fucking got someone off one

[primal rapids]

Or someone who's played Demoknight long enough that he knows how to calculate charge distance and timing instinctively

[fluid heron]

i play exclusively hybrid knight

i dont like stickies

[primal rapids]

See that fucker zooming around the corner and just think "guess I'll die"

[fluid heron]

tide turner and the claymore are my goats

and the iron bomber

[naive bison]

i dont know what that is

[quaint ore]

"Soviets are not coming"

[naive bison]

that's a fuckin

risky collar puller meme bro

[quaint ore]

we'll see

[storm stream]

during what?

[quaint ore]

During world war 2

[naive bison]

what is the name of the event where so many jews died they still haven't recovered population-wise

[storm stream]

right

[quaint ore]

The reason why the percentage is so high is because the germans played off a lot on the seething anger locals had against the jewish population cause they were one of the most avid supporters of soviets during the first occupation in 1940

which saw mass deportations, executions, forced seizure of private property etc.

[naive bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angry-birds-ear-earmeme-pleaser-9wIBbiHK7mM7AwfGZK

"mixtape is awesome"

translation:

[pale ingot]

well of course, he doesnt have to play this one

[storm stream]

if I speak, BIIIIIIG trouble

[naive bison]

that's pretty good

i didn't chuckle

but i did smile

it's pretty clever

a 7/10

[sacred mountain]

TIL wordle porn exists

[naive bison]

what

how?

[quaint ore]

Fun fact: The last Kamikaze are kinda worshiped as heroes in Japan, especially in the far right nationalist parts. In the 60's a far right porn actor got so mad at a politician who was caught taking bribes from lockheed he flew a plane into his house to kill him. A surviving kamikaze instructor said "His motives were not as honorable as ours, as it was mostly a self serving act. However his technique was good and executed well. A fine kamikaze dive"

[storm stream]

what sites exactly should I avoid to not see it?

[sacred mountain]

Twitter

[storm stream]

ah nvm then

they put age verification on my porn site

[naive bison]

kamikaze: cool and based
islamic suicide bomber: cringe and lame

lots to think about

[quaint ore]

islamic suicide bombers are so radical even ther muslims hate them lol

[naive bison]

and as you said the kamikaze are revered

[quaint ore]

different motives

one was a fanatic for an empire and monarchy, others do it due to religious fanatcisim

[pale ingot]

thx queen

[quaint ore]

but then also

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yayyyy-cat-happy-goober-gif-10543488045239200680

[quaint ore]

especially in the far right nationalist parts.

this is same for every country

Russians had the 28 panfilov's men

and that one SF dude in syria who called an air strike on himself

[storm stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mn8WFr0GV4

[fossil swan]

ma ce plm se intampla la uniri

@narrow lotus @pale ingot

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1501506077668147240/clideo_editor_74909102679e4f3db1eab26640e2f8fc.gif

[fluid heron]

they buffed the fucking blaze force sword?

fucking why shit is crazy

and they buffed the inferno staff

the single best weapon in the game

and they nerfed combat knives

[minor cypress]

Theres also r34dle, where you guess which characters have more r34

[naive bison]

ive seen that one

i just dont understand what the other one means

[minor cypress]

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[dusk raven]

ms porn

[fossil swan]

which actor is more famous on the orange black

[naive bison]

ah

[fossil swan]

idk its the only choice

that makes sensr

[naive bison]

never underestimate the power of groomed children with early internet access

[naive bison]

what

p!cryon

[foggy mantle]

@fossil swan ⠀

[fossil swan]

read below bro

its the onyl.choice out of many that makes sense

[minor cypress]

Bruhh

Never underestimate the furrys i guess

[dusk raven]

here's a tip

always click on tohou related things

and pokemon

[naive bison]

stfu cryon

[raven python]

ye the futa community on touhou is insane bro

unironically crazy

[dusk raven]

why do you know that

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-בנימיןנתניהו-בינינתניהו-reaction-נתניהו-gif-16464717

how do you know that

[minor cypress]

Fuck

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[naive bison]

probably top?

more human looking?

[dusk raven]

[dusk raven]

that's the twist
it probably isn't cause of that

[pale ingot]

TWILIGHT SPARKLE CLEARS

[naive bison]

holy sweep

[dusk raven]

26k

[naive bison]

we know how strong the pedophile community is, right side, clearly

[pale ingot]

told you

[raven python]

common baal knowledge

[minor cypress]

This shit not looking good at the pearly gates

[naive bison]

jesus oh no

oh no jesus christ

"NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, ZOE'S TOES MUST STAY UNRESTRICTED BY CLOTHING. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR HER LORE"

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[naive bison]

alright i am out i dont wanna part of

whatever is happening

[dusk raven]

a single pokemon is more than an entire franchise

[minor cypress]

Always bet on ZZZ

[dusk raven]

surely

cmon

[minor cypress]

Nevermind god is fucking dead

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-superman-flying-tongue-meme-ai-gif-12285929760681474519

killing myself

[minor cypress]

DK pulling 2k

[pale ingot]

grace howard sweep

WHAT

FAILED??

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaTZ6bHY0NDY2ZDF4dmtqazUyanMwZzVxeDM2bTcwMHNrY3BhZGg3dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud/giphy.gif

[minor cypress]

Failed

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-no-woahwoahwoah-hey-gif-20535449

[pale ingot]

lemme get on this shit rq

boutta hit a 999x streak i dont play around with this shit

we going comp

[minor cypress]

Fuck

[dusk raven]

best i got was 20
i just got lucky it was no name characters vs pokemons

[minor cypress]

Im at 7 rn

[pale ingot]

never heard of it before in my life run the jjk character

[minor cypress]

Series off

And ai gen off

[dusk raven]

enable franchise

it's funny

[minor cypress]

Yo big b0ss

[dusk raven]

you get like an entire franchise with 1k vs a pokemon with 20k

[minor cypress]

Yeah but that gets too easy

[dusk raven]

fair

[minor cypress]

Like 20k of pokemon is just eevee

[dusk raven]

i bet it's much higher

[stoic girder]

"Do not fuck the Eevee!"
"Shit!"

[pale ingot]

8x streak off rip

lemme do a few more

[river zealot]

Just like you

[pale ingot]

dude

im underestimating pokemon

how come these fucking things all have a minimum of 1k

[narrow lotus]

what are we talking about

[minor cypress]

The furry masses have sway

Literally go look at #🎨arts-and-crafts

Holy fuck sonic

[raven python]

sonic 1000%

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cbtJYrR0HaxXCjqGU5

[pale ingot]

site where you get shown 2 characters and you have to pick which one has more posts on rule34

[minor cypress]

https://rule34dle.vercel.app/

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[pale ingot]

[minor cypress]

Need to see your high score gooneryahu

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yayyyy-cat-happy-goober-gif-10543488045239200680

[minor cypress]

I've hit 7 streak so far

[pale ingot]

i just hit a 9x

pro tip

theres a very low amount of posts on men

unless its chris redfield

[minor cypress]

Except sonic and naruto

[umbral field]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-chris-redfield-banana-resident-evil-resident-evil-village-gif-24141491

I don't know why tbh

[pale ingot]

oh my god i just pulled ashley graham vs vaporeon

SWEEP

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-jill-costume-gif-24224544

[pale ingot]

fucking vaporeon SWEEP

holy shit

rouge has 37k posts

[pale ingot]

highest ive seen so far

[narrow lotus]

[pale ingot]

helltaker has a deceivingly low amount of posts, actually

[minor cypress]

I told you bro, sonic fandom carries

[river zealot]

Its still funny to me that its called that

[narrow lotus]

holy goon

[river zealot]

Protestants are fucking gae

Both figuratively and literally

[pale ingot]

NASTY WORK

I JUST PULLED A 14X STREAK

[narrow lotus]

i have nothing to say

[minor cypress]

Im phoning in an answer on this one

[pale ingot]

youre really not a seasoned stroker huh

[dusk raven]

bibi in brawl stars

[pale ingot]

marisa

run it

[narrow lotus]

marisa 100% , pedos are everywhere on the net

hang them all

[dusk raven]

i told you bro touhou is a click

[pale ingot]

touhou characters have THOUSANDS

[minor cypress]

God damn

[river zealot]

Why is she called after benjamin

[pale ingot]

so i just hit a 14x streak lemme do a few more see if i can get further

[minor cypress]

Hell nah

[narrow lotus]

Subnautica 2 Leaked And Cracked 2 Days Before Release

[pale ingot]

fucking top tier difficulty wtf

[pale ingot]

gura, call it

[river zealot]

Genshin

The character looks underage too

[minor cypress]

Probably. Also sucrose.

[river zealot]

Has to be

[pale ingot]

wrong

raphtalia

off by 100

[minor cypress]

Off by 1k

Damn

[river zealot]

Fuck

[lusty sonnet]

shepard is a freebie as well

[umbral field]

Bullshit

[narrow lotus]

raphtalia has that low amount ?

[minor cypress]

Easiest roll of my life

[narrow lotus]

NVM its against a Genshin impact

nvm

[river zealot]

RaPTHFUlia

[pale ingot]

the genshin had 1.4k

[umbral field]

You guys are ass at this, show me the site

[river zealot]

Bro my phone autocorrects ra to rape

[minor cypress]

https://rule34dle.vercel.app/

[pale ingot]

THE JOKER ONLY HAS 664

WHAAT

WHAT

YOURE JOKING

[lusty sonnet]

[pale ingot]

noel i think

idk the image didnt load

[lusty sonnet]

nuh uh

[pale ingot]

cant recognize the vtuber

[lusty sonnet]

kill la kill is a freebie

[pale ingot]

ok true its up against kill la kill

[narrow lotus]

ryuuko because again , pedos are thirsty af

sigh

[lusty sonnet]

12k

[narrow lotus]

12 K

EYOO

[dusk sentinel]

LOL

[lusty sonnet]

shit's tooooo easy

[river zealot]

Man she does not look underage

[minor cypress]

PYRO

[lusty sonnet]

i folded

back to gaming

[river zealot]

BRO HER TITS ARE HALF OUR IN ORIGINAL ART

WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNDERAGE

[naive bison]

@river zealot save it yourself

[pale ingot]

easiest pull ever?

[umbral field]

FUCK

[river zealot]

I meant the one with the glove

[naive bison]

that one is bad

this one is better

[umbral field]

I can't deal with any anime shit

[minor cypress]

Highschool dxd is cheating

[umbral field]

Because I have better things to do than listen to women talk

[pale ingot]

alr nasty streak

[river zealot]

That shit made offtopicers hptfu cope

Its funny

[umbral field]

You should've went with the pokemon

It's a safe bet

[pale ingot]

i shouldve

but the other one is a one piece character

[minor cypress]

Bro no way yuumi pulls 1k votes

[lusty sonnet]

vtuber

go

[umbral field]

FUCK

[lusty sonnet]

cp

[river zealot]

Do not the cat

[umbral field]

Wrong

[lusty sonnet]

aint no way

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

theyre fucking joking right

im supposed to pick one

fuuuck

ok

remilia

[dusk raven]

clash of the titans

[pale ingot]

fumbled off by 300

[naive bison]

you have 2 choices
1 is a child
2 is a child
you are going to prison

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/primevideo-the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-nzsWN8iSDwSlhCDokc

[pale ingot]

you see i tell people to never goon but i myself suffer from the hex of the bruised tip

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/big-yahu-tel-aviv-impressed-netanyahu-israel-gif-13606388048953703900

[naive bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angry-birds-ear-earmeme-pleaser-9wIBbiHK7mM7AwfGZK

[naive bison]

????????????????????????????

[pale ingot]

what

did i say sm

anyway pro tip older franchises are very likely to have more posts just because of the age they got over others

[raven python]

not always

i had some old ass popular series n theyre still like 600-800

[pale ingot]

sure but generally

and also mostly the western ones

and cartoons

[storm stream]

at what point is this going to be another Grim situation?

[raven python]

also the more illegal they look the more posts they have

and no i dont make the rules

[pale ingot]

minus the pokemon

kind of

anyway i give up

top streak remains 17x

im done playing gooner olympics

[lusty sonnet]

beat my record

19x

[pale ingot]

i dont think i wanna

i dont wanna beat anything rn im good bro

[naive bison]

@river zealot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135788383621353528/1497614053114384645/image0.gif

yes, you

[river zealot]

Look i feel the difference in weight between us, is way bigger than the difference in height

[storm stream]

[narrow lotus]

baller

[river zealot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyviltrum/s/Ka7vwjAKZ0

@narrow lotus

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-so-peak-praying-hands-praying-black-guy-gif-9969548697603007069

[narrow lotus]

no AI in big 26

[river zealot]

[umbral field]

Pakistan's finest

[uncut torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099283055350403073/1504500944342089828/tenor_4.gif

[arctic pawn]

Banana fish is a great anime but uh......

I've seen like 2 females but one is a random scared old lady who appears for 5 seconds and a lesbian who also appears for 5 seconds

The rest is big and/or hairy guys trying to molest a 17 years old blonde dude who's a gang leader

And tongue kiss a Japanese twink

[pale ingot]

true true

that shit happens like 1 episode in

[arctic pawn]

The gaeness is large and hairy w this one

But the animation is so good

The story aswell

[fallow trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh2rNqV2H-c

[river zealot]

Supposed to have a free tutor lesson to check if i like it or not

Get called 3 hours before saying he cant make it

Got like 3 weeks before finals

[solar breach]

Something something s'wit

[narrow lotus]

[dusk raven]

if i type the kiss sound would that be filter bypass

[naive bison]

what

[solar breach]

Hey you haven't told me NOT to say that one yet

[narrow lotus]

Uber moment

[river zealot]

Does it also sound like a slur from elder scrolls

[dusk raven]

maybe

[river zealot]

Yeah it is filter bypass

And its bullshit

[dusk raven]

can't say the word of my people

[river zealot]

I just realised

I am a child of war

I even have the papers for it

I gave the documents to get the status in 23

I completely forgot

[solar breach]

As a high ranking telvanni wizard, I make sure all my slaves are dressed in the latest fashionable Balenciaga.

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus cashier girl asked me if i smoke e cigs

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison she saw how skinny and pale bro is

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

"too healthy looking for AIDS, must be cancer"

@river zealot 🚬 да не курю я

Idubbbz getting sued

[raven python]

y is idubbz getting sued

what did he do

[stoic girder]

Are you getting rizzed up by the cashier girl?

[pale ingot]

get cucked or sm

[raven python]

what kinda rizz is that to ask if u smoke a ecig

ecig is most soy shit ever bro

[naive bison]

put up this message from someone else as a watermark on his stream, basically one guy calling the guy who he is being sued by, a pedophile

who touches his own kids

[river zealot]

Gulp

[naive bison]

and was saying like "he should address this"

[river zealot]

I think she has a kid but she is very young looking

[stoic girder]

M-M-Milf?!

[river zealot]

Gulp

[raven python]

ye i know destiny

[river zealot]

Benjamin doesnt want me to quit drinking monster