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Even if the examples were like from 7 months ago and were already solved
Maybe thats why we are instantly drawn into tomboys
ill let you guys know my opinion when i manage to get another gf 
Men can control their emotions better, which is why they don't break up as easily, if things don't go their way
Men are problem-solvers, so no wonder.
We want to get shit done and solve problems, not ruminate over some random bullshit we don't even remember anymore from 165 months ago
we do not want the fallout of prolonged conflict that we see women engaged in all the time
actually that's not true, I remember the conclusion of the study that I read was that gae men are much less likely to commit to a relationship so when they actually do commit they tend to be more compatible with their partners leading to less conflict
"men can control their emotions" is a hilarious thought though you should pin that on a wall
Oh, then I must be wrong
We can rephrase "men can control emotions" to "men can control emotions enough to not make it have a permanent effect"
he has a family and is a good father, it doesnt work if he is a nice person
It's more about knowing what you feel and handling it properly than having absolute control over it
While foids don't even know what they feel or want, compared.
wait for real? props and respect if true.
as men we don't feel we can afford conflict the way women can. it tends to come with higher cost and risk and we only engage when we are ready to risk it
woman conflict is so much slower and more diabolical
doesn't this mean men are less prone to some sort of lust or impulsiveness, proving the point? making a logical decision, unlike lesbians (2 women) beating eachother?
In a moment of weakness I have purchased every dlc for gates of hell
he shows his daugher on stream and he is so wholesome when talking about her
UNLIKE OTHERS LTG cof cof

Oh yeah the big issue with women and emotions is the lack of consequences for exhibiting them
for men exhibiting emotions very often means a fight
can't fight = keep your mouth shut and control yourself
@river zealot
I don't watch tyler1 but from the outside he does actually seem like a nice person who plays a character for camera
i had no idea. then again, last i saw a stream was prolly 5 or something years ago.
oh yeah apparently he just walks away mid game if he thinks his daughter needs him
Men have to control their own emotions way more often, than women.
I don't know why anyone would think, women can actually control their emotions better or just as well as men do...
Men do it all the fucking time, while women break down in tears, throw a tantrum and what not...
There is a reason, why stoicism is considered a masculine trait
he said something very profound
But I'm sure, evil patriarchy just invented all of that
I heard someone say this once:
When men fight, if one of them is knocked out cold, the fight is over.
When women fight, if no one stops the other, the knocked down one can easily get killed while unconscious because they don't stop.
KING! 👑
It fell onto this:
(WARNING: GROSS)
T1 biggest controversies are that he is toxic at league and sometimes her spouse tweets stupid stuff
if only stoicism was still a widely taught approach to life instead of being relegated to old books that a few people bother with
He has a kid now too
This has to be a setup for satire
No one has that much hair on the damn thing. It ends up under the keys, not OVER them
Evil patriarchy is when corpo backed consumerism requires women to spend more so they vilvify men
Literally how women started smoking
well, nobody is perfect and as long as they teach their kid that shit is bad and she shouldnt copy it, its all good.
that was like 10 years ago, unironically
i mean if you compare it to anyone else on the internet my guy is one of the better ones
thats what i am trying to say
so very true
like, oof
i don't usually say this about people, especially online personalities
because oyu never know what kind of people do what
also very true
also the bar is very low
type shi

like the ONLY one i am confident in ever
was Jerma985
that guy genuinely never had a single controversy
...was?
he is dead
no, is
lmao
i meant i made those statements in the past
but now he kinda retired i believe
i hope he's fuckoff rich
okay, cool, had me worried there for a sec
my man is immortal af
i mean at this point you just do it for the love of the game
I saw a nightmare yesterday, i was a streamer
That was the nightmare
Jerma House Renovator streams is genuinely the best shit ever
jerma is just entertaining as well
he just boots up the most random dogshit he found on steam or on ebay that cost him $10
i was a streamer (it ruined my life)
and just enthralls you with charisma
Did you quit?
i was a streamer but i was doing art
you do shit you already do and get paid infinity money, what's not to love?
yeah lmao i decided that having a masters is better than being a monkey

is it though? in THIS economy?!
His integrity was more important and I can respect that
i am just delaying unemployment but school is fun (for me)
fair enough
Iunno vro any streamer eventually either becomes a deadbeat spouse, a gambler, a pedo or a scammer, exceptions exist byeah
you can be a monkey with a masters. you can have it all you know


I was lucky to find a job where I do four 10-hour shifts instead of five 8-hour shifts. Even though I functionally spend the same amount of time working, it feels like I have so much more free time.
Time to do sweet fuck all and video game
this shits hard btw
i could only do it until like 10
gawd i fucking hate this video. the fact a monkey can outperform a human just like that...
...i feel even more useless.
monkey outperforms a human in this one specific task
Give me enough rewards and i'll outdone the monkey
yeah, because that monke has better short-term memory than us
dude how about i beat your skull in with a sharp rock on a stick
But we got better long-term memory and learning capabilities
(a lot of people are still retarded tho)
well asking modern man to have short term memory is rough these days lol
unless you got severe adhd like me 
The preferred method of our ancestors, during a more civilized time
i cant remember shit and only learn stuff if my mystery-meat brain finds it funny
no other way
i feel like the unending distractions we have surrounding us act like an environmental-based ADD for a lot of us
Why think when goon
oh the environment thats constantly fighting for attention. dont get me started on that!
monkey in his cage with nothing to stare at can sit there and focus easy lol
whats the difference between that and a shooter ?
idk man feels easy to me
its short term memory
Have you done it?
not just clicking
oh nvm then
i fucked my memory , takes me weeks to remember names of the people i interact
i got
Don’t go in there.
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Quoting Curiosity (@CuriosityonX)
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Japanese probe "Kaguya" discovered a cave on the Moon and it leads to a vast underground tunnel.
10.5 on it
in a shooter, enemies constantly pop out of cover AND you dont need to blast them in any particular order to get a treat. just fire at anything that moves till theres nothing.
Oh, so that's where my Abyss Artifact fell off to
By Solumen, I can finally go get it
eh good enohg
I was going to explain it but I decided to let him find out himself
You can’t, it’s been Taken
lmao
Oh no... Another boss fight then
Every retard who uses one of those things go mad with power
Except for Kliff due to lore reasons lol
I have used 238 of them (maxed-out Kliff) and I'm fine
Surely, he can't go any madder


quoting my favorite movie "its hip to be square" dont beat yourself
OH NOOOO
mental forrest gump out here
id like to see a monkey disassemble and reassemble a 1911
If we actually taught one to do that, they might do it better than us
In fact, they can do it twice as fast by doing two at a time (with feet)

I shouldn't do these tests at 11 PM.

guys need to start brain maxxing
I'd like to see a monkey write the hamlet with a typewriter
What if it writes The King in Yellow
Then we are all fucked 
Unc still got it.
for those that don't know pinnacle whipped vodka tastes like cotton candy and you are a fool for not having a copious amount of it on hand at any time
new personal best
my sister decided to have kids just so i feel old its so unfair FUCK MY CHUD LIFE
lfg
dawg u worrying about shit that got nothin to do with you
your biological clock is ticking have 13 children right now
ok joke didnt land sowy
L
i need a soccer team

im such a fat chud
dont try too hard to make ur life look like shit. it isn't a competition in here, or at least nobody told me about it
life is about who hates himself more
no matter what u can always be glad ur not flop
kids are a social construct invented by big capitalism to secure future labour
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
hey
what did I do?
LOOKING AT YOU, PRAGMATA! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CLANKER PROPAGANDA!
u bring the big gae but u dont even admit it
is the game japanese ? if so you are corrrect lol
yes it is
japan should just give up and freeze their genes its so over for them
the conspiracy that this game was created to incentisive people to fuck and have kids i believe to be very true!
could be worse
my pb is 142ms
cause i started hearing people go like 'aw, i want to have kids now!' BITCH STFU! you dont want kids! you want a fucking play doll that doest cutesy shit and follows you around like a familiar. YOU DO NOT WANT KIDS!
anything under 200 is kinda impressive
LETS FUCKING GO! 
i got it that test
like idk it depends for me
if i'm not warmed up or anything my reactiont ime is ~280ms
but i can get 210-220 when warmed up or even less
Cryon gets 12 points in the Chimp Test 
whats the issue
Do you feel like having a banana?
no
ill take it if he dont want it
i want a kiwi
they say that then they think about the extra hundreds of thousands of dollars they need to support the kids and then they realize they cant afford that shit lol
kiwis are good
EXACTLY!
Lemme tell you somethin
yurr
thats where their propaganda machine falls apart. a swift reality check delivered via utility bills, taxes and car expenses!
still kinda sucks we're gonna lose anime to cost of living increases and people just not gettin frisky
sadge indeed
Just train an AI to do it 
mods, ban this person!
OPAAAAAA
pls go install your cock into the nearest data center
no wait, yer 10 words slower than the previous attempt
im faster than my previous attempt wdym
Didn't bother with typing since I keep making typos lol
OH NO YER RIGHT, i was thinking in SCORE rather than the AMOUNT PER MINUTE
whenever i start fucking up and hitting a billion typos i just restart
my bad, boss
i just roll for this short ass text
I can probably go higher in Verbal Memory if I wasn't sleepy (it's 11 PM)
I seem to have Language 100 for some reason in this life lol
is this shit ranked ?
Nah, we're doing it for the funsies
or why you guys are mid maxing ?
well tbf this is worth more bragging rights than most games
yes bro training for the retard olympics

yeah they get that weird coating on them if u stop huffing. gotta keep it up to keep em fast
damn
I would have gotten a similar score so I won't judge, lol
FUCK
RIP your secretary dreams
meh, id be fired for another reasons anyway
What the hell
Aren't you suppsed to get a high score in that
dude im averaging at 140 hold on
i swear i can hit 150+
gimme a bit
tf yall doing here
Brain games and competitions.
well, im more a long-distance, preciosion, sniper rifle kinda guy
You sit on your ass until someone walks past your reticle. Got it.

i only need 2 bullets one for the enemy and one if i fail
i need at least 25 cause imma gonna start rapid firing if i fuck up the first shot
bro stick to bird shot
You'll be surprised how much I missed with the gl in gamma
IM GETTING BETTER
Tbh my only issue was seeing the enemies in GAMMA for the most part
Their camo actually works, lol
-# when it's not white and grey
I rushed Thermal just for thst lmao
yeah, what was monolith thinking? are they stupid?
Tbh I was only getting jumped by mutants after a while
I legit used the cheap 9mm Aug with the thermal for spotting and then switch
So me not seeing the sdalgirs wasn't a big deal. Just had to learn how to deal with the mutants (and I did)
...yall dont watch out for movement?
That's the only thing I watch out for, and that's how they blend in at a distance lol
They don't move fast at a distance (relative to my PoV), but at least mutants are often pale enough to be visible
fair
I play gamma like a movement shooter
The boyims ep 7 is straight coal there's no saving this shitty show bro
im still trying to mod mine to be as tactical af
Coal mine
Ts so peak
the boys is only being faithful to the source material
like, how do i make the zone punish me for rushing through the fields like im on crack?
all the characters suck and are miserable to watch
main dude is a liitle entertaining tho
Sometimes literally too
i upped the difficulty so i get one-shoted, i up the random squad and mutant spawn rate to a 100. didnt bother with upping the squad size cause i aint looking to fight an army.
(the game has crack lol)
Goated
i want my zone to make me scared and paranoid AF
That only works on the first playthrough
You bet I was shitting myself in labs until I realized it was a bunch of mutants and sound effects
i have enough of that shit outside
ah, good times, good times. if we could only replay those moments once again with no memory.
After I realized, it was just another "just shoot the retards and don't get hit while trying to get to the objective item" section
same fr fr
You can try Road to Vostok (single dev, EA game)
...EA?
Early access
I played the demo for like 10 hours before buying the early access
It's brutal though
Singleplayer extraction shooter lol
you lost me at exctraction but got me back with singleplayer
And two of the maps have permadeath (you normally lose all loot on you if you die on other maps)
more brutal than gamma?
It's a bit basic since it's early access, but I'd say it's comparable
permadeath? so its a rougelike?
It's more of a "you don't get shot at often, but when you do, pray they don't hit you"
die once, start over?
Only if you die in one of the last two maps
You just lose all loot on you otherwise but keep the loot in safe areas (Shelters), in extraction shooter fashion
Check the demo out, I'd say
Dev already got enough sales to finish development lol
Since he's alone, it's just a matter of time now
well, lets see if they actually finish it
Has a good roadmap as well
We're currently in Build 1, at the very start
but its not like a sandbox, right? where you just run around from one point to another hunting and doing jobs. you got one objective to cross the border and done?
from what i heard finish developers usually keep to their word
That's why I'm excited, lol
here's hoping
It is a sandbox, since you can decorate your own place and hoard loot while exploring
cant wait 3 more years for psycho patrol R to be finally out of early acess
But yeah, has some hardcore elements like permadeath in some zones
The current pain point is AI being too smart and retarded at the same time
The aimtrainer lowkey more about reaction time than aiming only giving you one target at a time
It's 700 IQ before you learn that it's actually 7 IQ
lol
The current behaviour is fancy though
If the AI hears you before seeing you, it can go into "ambush mode" and riddle you with holes if you enter a room without peeking/clearing it (usually happens if the AI is alerted while in a room)
Or it might try to locate you instead
THATS what i want in my zone
this is the kidna paranoia im talking about
I got sneaked up on by SIN once
But never again, because the AI in sdalgir is goofy
yeah, NPCs in gamma can sneak up on you. had a few bandits breathing down my neck a few times when i was playing with the pda but that is so fucking rare
I took the teleporter anomaly in Red Forest and ended up near Forester. I was like "huh, neat" and went upstairs
Rookie fuckin' mistake. 7 SIN sneaked up on me and not only killed me but scared the shit out of me lmao
By the time I heard the door open, I was already dead
lmao
They had zero chance to miss, lmao
yeup yeup, this is what i want.
to have to check every rock before i can take a step forward
Bandits are harder than Guards and Military though
Because they get 8 different weapons (including a fucken Mosin) while Guards get 2, and Military gets 1 (standard issue weapons, so it makes sense)
The difference is, the latter two has armor and better AI
So they won't be retarded when they see you
It even has fishing lol
I didn't bother trying, but I do have a fishing rod
no winning condition? what about crossing the border to vostok? aint that the end goal?
The goal is to survive
the raw mental fortitude it takes for the akihabara maid girls to look directly at a balding man in his 50s and say “onii-chan〜♡”
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Scams are evolving alongside clankers
i got called racist TWICE for using clanker
was so odd to me when I was there the first time lol
Let me guess. The folks who have 50-50 odds of survival?
Those are the worst
sooo many girls side of the path advertising
cause they legit thought i had no balls to be openly racist in public so i used clanker as a substitue lmao
with sus clothing
These people are mental
Nah bro I'm also racist (I just hate clankers though; I'm robophobic lmao)
like 'if you racist - just fucking admit it'
We are living the end times

they have terrible culture
ONE TWO DIFFERENT SERVERS
those people were an ocean apart from each other
"Errrm... actually being racist is bad and uhmm... you are literally hitler 🤓 "
I can only aspire to be as great as he was 😔
are you not straight by any chance
I can never be him
Nah bro I'm as normal as it gets
Normal being "straight".
so i was like: i aint racist. i fucking hate everyone equally.
if i speak im in big trouble
i dont discriminate. everyone is guilty of being a cunt.
I'm a man of equal hatred
Russian hackers got access to the Wii U CEMU emulator via a backdoor.
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im a man of love and hatred
Tel Aviv impressed
Clanker with a hard 'r'? How could you?
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didnt spend hours and hours at the pathologist for nothing!
goatse
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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@trim pulsar
i actually spent an hour on this fully locked in holy shit im autistic
and also the target time thing
what i think homeless people do if i give them 5 cent
I will never give them money again
if i were homeless, id be asking for food and water cause who the fuck would let me in a store or anywhere smelling like the walking dead and prolly looking just as bad?
yeah thats about it im done autismmaxxing on the human benchmark @trim pulsar
that was legit very impressive 
well done, king!
i blame osu on all of it
I KNEW IT
good game though
i dont play the regular osu that shit gae
if only i had the patience for map making
cause there are so many songs i like but no maps
gg noob!!
wait tf is osu!mania?
oooooooooooooooooooooh!
the classic rhythm game style
like god intendid
yo this looks dope!
What is this? Dancing game on your phone??
guessing thats a no, just gonna go peep the horror
jarvis kill 7 billion people
lmao
idk join lobby 5 or some bs
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Plot twist: The deaf guy read his lips and knew he would eventually see again
FUUUUUUUUUUU
1245 something streak
also i cant use lobby 5 chat for some fucking reason
so imma comment here
chat, bare with me!
The deaf guy is up to something
He will give the blind guy his sight
I heard he started studying hard to become an ophthalmologist

Impressive
that was the most fucking insane shit i have ever seen @pale ingot
i could hear and feel the keyboard smashing
no no, that was an expression
i didnt hear the keyboard
BUT I COULD HEAR IT IN MY SOUL
i can only imagine
noise supression still works
only heard ONE clack
and then silence
thats okay, go for it
ITS STILL ON LMAO
i only hear it when you talk

okay, those few seconds was enough to get the picture
Can we genuinely slime this guy fr
What does slime mean?
Like a snail?
gg good song good song
and noise supression was still working
i only head the keyboard when you were talking
that those few seconds were more than enough for me to hear the keys and get the picture

aye, now i remember why i stopped 
oooof
okay
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!

That's bollocks lol
you forgot where they add glass wool and sharp object so the people get infected and septic
Can we tell him to kill himself for making a fucken' start menu spike CPU usage

I use w11 everyday in my work place. I don't doubt that this is real
been team penguin for about a year now. no regrets
Holy biological warfare 
take yer time 
Same
LINUX GANG, RISE UP!
Using w11 is the equivalent of applying cock and ball torture to your hardware 
fair enough
I honestly don't know why we use that shit...
We might not fly but we are better than some glass shards that some indians took amdump on it 
I just gut my Windows 10, but they were right. Windows 10 will be the last Windows I'll ever install, because once this croaks for good, I'm switching to Linux 
Microslop peaked with Windows 7 and it was just a catastophic downhill after that
Didn't you want to wait for SteamOS or was that someone else?
I wish every Microslop employee a very pleasant bankruptcy
Cuz they made us a slave to their ecosystem by literally lobbying every single place that has a computer
I remember once that microsoft was found out they were bribing people to get windows used in schools
I forgor
Maybe I was waiting for it but at this point, might as well just go all-in
By the time I bother, SteamOS will likely replace Windows anyway
the main reason they got dominant was cus they got exclusive licenses with pc oem vendors like dell etc back in the day...
God i really hope steamos mogs windows hard
they were never the best at software, just best at buying/obstructing their competition
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I mean steam os is just an arch distro, its not gonna change Linux much
Sounds similar how oracle operates, they sell people half assed "solutions" and run them dry with their legal army
@pale ingot lets fucking goooo!
I just remebered, because I saw Titus on YouTube today. And he said, that SteamOS is configured to work best with Steam Hardware...
So everyone who waits for it, just wastes their time. Because they're better off with Distros that are supposed to be used with any Hardware
Like Bazzite, Mint, CachyOS
was about to say
For now*
I wonder what AI will do once we can literally generate OS and drivers lol
@pale ingot yeup, i can see why 
I think the steam machine will bring in more "Linux" users, simply cuz people will have steam machines. And then some people will install some flavour of linux if they like the steam os experience. And if Linux user base goes to like 10-20% it's gonna snowball cuz then the software vendors will have to make stuff work linux native, because otherwise less monies
Imagine actually getting 100% performance out of your hardware for a specific software instead of having to rely on the shoddy job of devs/publishers
Did you know the Steam controller does the Wilhelm scream when you drop it? Genius, kids will intentionally drop it and need buy a new one.
It will always be developed for SteamHardware
Even if it leaves the handheld thing, it will probably work best on THE steam machine
@pale ingot no worries, ya can stop if ya want
ive seen enough of the madness
Thats probably the end goal tbf
Make linux mainstream enough to get the ball rolling
@pale ingot ONE MORE TIME!
it has desktop mode. there are people who use steamdeck as their portable laptop.
That sounds horrible in terms of security
But yeah, its mainly made to download and play games off steam
You'll likely just see an increase for games that are on Steam and don't need any Anti Cheat, software itself could come to Linux if it hasn't been made with only Windows compatibility in mind
Whats up blood?
Yeah
It will patch itself! Promise!
Keep in mind, many pieces of Software don't even run on newer versions of Windows because the creator abandoned them and Windows 10 does not like to play ball with Windows 7 or anything below
but for that we need more marketshare atm
Not much, what about you?
Cuz like, theres tons of stuff already linux native coming out
with more ppl its gonna get even better
Maybe AI will help with that, for better or worse?
Tired, laying in bed and happy to have tomorrow off
Just spitballing at this point
I use some ancient shit myself and I'm just glad it works on Windows 10 lol
Can't wait for you to join our cult
Yeah no, if the creators abandoned it, LLM's can't do much to bring that piece of software back
I remember there was a thing where some hackers stole info and ransomed some science team to developp catgirls
wonder how thats going
Damn that's nice
Google as well 
Which reminds me, I got the pixel phone...
And I looked at the pre installed google apps.
Who the fuck designed those?? (It was way worse than this image, literally everything was this modern google icon design)
Even the clock and the calculator where google designed
You couldn't see\navigate for shit

Bro, am I tripping or are those icons all the same
From afar, I swear about 10 of them are identical
imagine you're 50 and trying to trying to find some fuckass app
Bro i always need to open an app urgently and have to navigate through this fuckass app logos to find whatever i actually need
Meanwhile Graphene
It takes SO LONG

I genuinely don't know the target audience for these app icon designs
Minimalism and its consequences
I would consider this minimalism as well
it's just a pretty forced unification of icons, + the backgrounds are so that non-google app icons fit in better
Want to gouge my eyes out looking at this
We need a frutiger aero renaissance
no shit sherlock
the joke is hes so small compared to the rat
Yeah, it's insanely forced... By someone who doesn't know what they are doing.
I would never get a google phone, for the vanilla OS.
For the fact alone, that the icons are shit
Increase the frutiness even further
Smh... Another Nintendo L
prob like vitamins
FACTSS
makes me miss alice
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just one bolt
not two
don't want to get banned just yet
decides to return for a 2 week brainfart phase
gets banned literally the next day
really impressive
posting the rune pills was pretty retarded
The who
the rules in gamma are fucking retarded i wont lie
you just have to survive long enough to see what other people get muted for
Newfap tfuy
How it feels updating gamma:
This is highest resolution ive seen this image
Alice, an ancient brainfarter from the past, posted an image that had drug capsules with the SS lightning marks on them shortly after getting unbanned.
She was quickly rebanned.
Owned
But the funniest part is that the image that got her banned the first time doesn't even get you a warning now.
she will be back for her next 2 week brainfart phase some time later this year
It was only because Aldourien was a furry and a retard.
or probably month even if i had to guess
hit her with the MW5 update like its a necronomicon
Its interesting cause you can be literally racist and nothing would happen but if you slip a naughty word or a 1942 german symbol you instamtly get slimed even if you are a goodie two shoes
Whats his fursoña
lmao true
I am fortunate enough to not know
Lame and homo
talking mad shit for somebody in kissing range
I remember pirate software getting outed as a furry and his fursona was straight dog doodie
alice got revived and died for our sins 
Looked like an 11 year old made it
next ressurection will turn brainfart into heaven on earth
I'm over hunting for artefacts, I got artefacts on my belt
I'm depressed as fuuuuuck
I'm a STALKER, fr
I hope this GAMMA update is good
I didn't get into the first State of Decay 3 playtest
and the Space Marine 3 patch is taking a while
@naive bison
@river zealot @naive bison @narrow lotus @sacred mountain
Can you post men instead?
lol i bet people are already living like this
got too much money and spent a bunch on robots of dubious usefulness just to live out their slave master fantasy
nah man. It's not weird to call robots non-human
Then it turns out the robots were controlled remotely by Indians 
Please do not fuck the plants
"yo so I want you to take that thing Jerma said and make it less funny"
"I gotchu"
Makes this bullshit
we should hang you by your nuts and beat you with mallets
Respectfully
that won't bring back delight
you know this
certified serbia moment
wasn't he unbanned?
Was he?
Delights unbanned?
I honestly don't know
no
there was some guy during 1st of april that cosplayed him
that was 2024 i think that was before
I fell for an april fools joke?
well you werent the only one
if thats of comfort
never believe shit in brainfardt™
well, at least it wasn't the mandela thing
that shit is maddening
dementia gaming
updating GAMMA has been taking some time
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@pale ingot time to get addicted again
this game seemed cool until i saw how bad it gets after the first act or whatever
its a 50/50 every person
suicide
i just saw a lot of complaints about getting farmed in forced pvp and tapped out
most of the game
it gets real bad after youre like, out of the swamps
ya
which is really early in lol lmao
after you hit masters you have to play the game or it means you wasted hours of hours of time
also I got half sword
lowkey goated game
Hi ham Hi Charon Hi Masterph33r Hi ledy
When you are not getting a smooth 2 frames per sometimes
British 'person' has salt on his chicken for the first time
WW2 PvP event right now for ez money and session levels
hi catboy that is 5 AM man
bawling do sound like ballin 
yes hello to you too man

what
ive been looking for this video of this guy picking up a sea urchin at a dock, and its edited to look like an artefact with a bunch of random stalker overlays and sound effects. if any of you have it or know of its wherabouts, I'll wire you 10 shekels (or 255 ruble equivalent)
Has ARC Raiders just killed their own game?
ARC Raiders is moving to 2 major updates per year (instead of monthly drops) for bigger changes, while only doing regular balance and big fixes in the meantime.
Next big map update is in ~167 days.
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hello benjamin
enjoyed that game for like three weeks and uninstalled. its fun and bots are cool but ionno i think i just prefer fps
Pokemon White copies are up to 100 bucks
Really regretting losing my copies as a kid
come again?
thats the biggest problem with the game
and they make it even worse
kekw
I mean, can't blame them, saying that you will add big changes each month is just unsustainable if you plan bigger features but still have to keep up with the monthly window
Maps i get , they take a long while to make , now i doubt they are as detailed as Tarkov's and shit but whatever
However if they dont add events and stuff to keep ppl engaged
well
yeah this shit dies with it , streamers played it non stop for 3 weeks , grinded all prestiges and shit , then never opened the game
i guess they just gotta add microtranscations and hire more ppl
oh uh yes quite
(not on main bro you cant let them know)
Artyom
yes?
So, instead of lowering the numbers, they should just kill it in it's entirety lmao
its a fun game but once you did all there is kinda no replayability , compared to tarkov
also , the fact that they made a matchmaking system based on your agression is funny
if u are friendly u only get matched with friendlies , if u are agressive u only get matched with agressive ppl
lol
i mean, unfortunatelly without microtranscations shit like this isnt sustainable
Microtransactions have yet to make any game better, the main issue being that companies just add them and add nothing of value afterwards
yeah just dont confuse vanilla extract with vanillin
made that mistake once
yeaaahhh i was kind of against that, i would rather it just be totally random.
i like a good mix of both
People also asking for PvE mode
, bro all dads want is to shoot two robots and press F for 3 hours collecting metal
Of course
wow game dead
ABI is also releasing a full PvE mode
I mean, I get that point as well, if you have a job and don't want to no-life the game outside of that job, you're not going to have a great experience
well, it wont make the game better, but its what you unfortunetely have to do
but skins like in tarkov arena is whatever
i suppose if it gets you your 40 bucks for the game, it is in your interest in the end
as a dev
sure
doesnt really hurt
They should not make it full-PvE, something like The Division would likely be a better way
Question is, do we little squares or 4 long fuck off strips
bigger stash is eeeeeeh as long as they dont make the game around it
what the fuck are you even making
mhm mhm hardcore wipe
Peanut butter fudge
Look, your game looks way differently to the game of someone with Standard edition, you can just hoard shit you need, standard starts sweating the moment that box of cigarettes can't be transferred to the stash anymore
do squares
Or
if u have EoD or Unheard u dont need to buy anything more , but standard forces you to upgrade at every step
stash upgrades are 5 times the grind of the whole hideout
no space in stash
trader rep is low so u have to do the really shit quests sometimes to get the rep , while others can skip them
container 
It's an indefinite loop as well, you need to hoard the shit for the stash upgrades but barely have space to begin with lmao
yeah hardcore was nail in the coffin really , i had EoD + 14 stash lines and i was fighting with a square in my hideout
i was gonna say battlepass anyway
that was my whole space
to upgrade the vents in hardcore u needed a full junkbox just for that
like 105 slots or shit free
and maybe some small rewards like arena has
It's impossible to actually enjoy the game with the Standard edition, it's playable but you'll have a way worse time than anyone with even just one edition above yours
When I was actively playing the game, the first jump was to like the edition before EOD and then EOD, all within a relatively short time window
Because you just can't enjoy the game without it, it's just annoying to constantly micro manage your stash
well being real, 12.9 you could easily upgrade your stash if you had the money
since no fir for stash
friend was mostly urnning with epsilon container tho
abi isnt even that hard of a game to need a full pve mode
gg
and you used to also put ammo in container before
I did that, a singular time, I saw the time it took for the upgrade and looked up what the next requirements were because I started close to a wipe and was not ready to do this whole bunch of dogshit over again
ye both tarkov and abi AI is baby tier
tarkov's just has the cheap trick of giving them % 100% accuracy to 1 tap you
why do we even talk about hardcore anymore it was shit but now its irrelevant
but that doenst make it difficult , it makes it sit
listen here amerikan, it will return , mark my words
parts of it with seasonal, yeah, but not like it was
one of the seasons will 100% have some hardcore features back
they already showed off no insurance
idk , im not holding my hopes for anything , they just need to add 2x hideout materials and its gg
trueish
yeah the rest of the stuff was fine
all that does is make the repeat grind ass
but some changes were baaad
pretty sure most ppl quit because of the 2x hideout , FIR and no stash space
those 3 made it dogshit , they can do one or the other but not both
and tbf 2x hideout should never be a thing again
my poor stash 💔
FIR as we have it now , with only SOME items
so smal ...
its the best compromise
I mean, from what I can see from the wiki (I haven't booted the game up for months by now), it's just a couple of annoying to find items that require FiR
yeah , like it does require you to look for them , but it's not game breaking
Nothing that actively makes it really hard to upgrade, it's just a bit annoying
and u dont need to hoard half of the items in the game for that
that said , the fact that they promised to rework the hideout build so you can give in the items u already had like quests do to save up space
and they didnt do anything
is scummy af
tarkov devs when they dont do shit
@pale ingot cum e in bus
I mean, I expected nothing less from them to be quite honest, mostly because they constantly say shit like that, which requires deeper rooting changes to be made, and then just don't do them
The Bucharest Nine or the Bucharest Format (B9 or B-9; Romanian: Formatul București, Polish: Bukaresztańska Dziewiątka), or NATO's Eastern Flank[1] (ambiguous as of 2025)[2] is an organization founded on 4 November 2015 in Bucharest, Romania, at the initiative of the president of Romania Klaus Iohannis and the president of Poland Andrzej Duda during a bilateral meeting between them.[3] Its members are Bulgaria, the Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Romania and Slovakia. Due to its separate history, Finland is not a member despite its location and its NATO membership since 2023. @pale ingot @fossil swan
The Nine
Why is there a plane only a few meters away from colliding with the tower
Hardcore 
Super fuckin tedioius mate thats all it was
500k to insure some dogshit from level 1 traders 
that is a very good question , this was in the show iirc

oh its satire i think , its made with AI

like they were making fun of using AI for this and americans buying it
Yeah I know, making fun of Trump
Due to its separate history, Finland is not a member despite its location and its NATO membership since 2023. @stoic girder ptooey
Trump posted a near copy of that image, just with soldiers and civilians praying to him
i remember that , another Trump 26 fumble
i am gonna ask a real question
Who will die first , Trump or Putin
Truly the reality is beyond satire
Look it up yourself, you lazy, pathetic sack of shit. I'm not your fucking personal encyclopedia.
Putin is 73 years old and that orange fuckstain Trump is 79. Now get the fuck out of my face and go do something useful with your miserable, waste-of-space existence.
jesus Putin looks much younger than 73 lol
and trump at 79 still has so much energy
for stupid shit , but still
crazy
Okay, let's be fair at the very least, Trump spends most of his days sitting in a seat, him signing something or talking does not equal a lot of energy
Putin does the same , he prob cant afford to move around anymore 
Which is fine at that age
He goes out for a smoke some Assasin goes for it
Trump does have a lot of assistants , true
that do shit for him and prepare his speeches etc
this shit was so insane to see man trump is a fucking agent of the antichrist no joke
i really thought it was bad AI , then i hoped someoen hacked his account

no mann he actually thought that was him as a doctor maann you dont get it
or back then when he asked Iran to free up some AI generated women
then he deleted the post
I mean, him having a spiritual advisor that weaponizes the belief of christians against them to force them to send her money is also not necessarily a great part of all this

Literally extorts money out of them at her rallies
if i speak - big trouble
and i dont want big trouble

Compares or calls Trump Jesus
She is just as far up there as Trump is, couldn't align more with him if she tried
Firecracker
damn i remember that bitch holy shit
America can be a circus ngl
just gonna put his name out there ykwim
Read a couple of paragraphs and closed wikipedia
Just no
I do have to admit, some of those "A day working at Google" videos of women are kinda wild, 70% of the video is eating or doing fuck all, 10% is actual work and the rest are intro / outro
ye i saw those too , probably most of them are out of a job right now since google did 5 million lay offs or shit since then
Good because they were most definitely just subsidized by the actual workforce
Yeash i mean , if you can afford your employees to afk at a desk doing tiktok videos or shit about their work day , then you probably dont have enough work to give them

so yeah , Covid over hiring finally hit its end
That's the thing, they need developers, quite a lot of them, just those specific videos were likely made from the ones that did fuck all
Google has a fuck ton of projects that are a far cry from just YouTube or something, they need developers but those specific developers were likely just some "I made the button look 1px bigger" type of people
Ye prob interns or shit either , doubt most of them were real devs , they would h ave been working instead
i saw one of those clips , you could see in the background two guys actually typing shit at the PC for the whole duration of the video
those guys were wokring
in that enviroment sometimes u should ask , why are those guys working and i am not
cause u know when the layoffs hit , they wont look at them first
For example this:
https://github.com/google/ml-compiler-opt
They trained a whole ass machine learning model to optimize the output of programs.
They have so many side-projects that just go under in the sheer sea of projects they have, it's insane
So yeah, it was only a matter of time until those people get trimmed from the workforce
economy doesnt sustain this kind of shit either
at some point the numbers will make them do layoffs they will realise how many wages they waste on useless ppl
such is corpo life
And it's not like they couldn't afford those roles, they just trim excess, people that either barely do anything or selectively only have a low number of contributions


