🎪bruh-fart

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, everyone thinks the 2 party system of the US is retarded. Then you look at Germany and it works best, the less parties there are in current gov

[lost epoch]

Lmao some wild guys in that party

[naive bison]

Shoot the maulers on the spot
GDA Candidate announcement
Cecil Stedman

[stoic girder]

Or when the parties stay in their lane.

What the fuck do Greens have to do with immigration?

[prime zenith]

what

[drifting mantle]

Greens are basically the antithesis to the AFD

[naive bison]

pendulum kept being pulled back, the elections released it, only the people who were the ruling party are at fault for this reaction

[drifting mantle]

Look up any point of one of the parties... The other wants the opposite

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/vibrate-vibrations-good-vibes-vibes-creepy-dolphin-gif-6194816561921037288

[prime zenith]

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-adeptus-mechanicus-mechanicus-warhammer-tech-priest-gif-14919800332216808310

[dusk sentinel]

[drifting mantle]

Don't tell @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

get out of my sight flop is occupied

[dusk sentinel]

With what

We know you are just making up excuses

[tidal trellis]

support!!

and also eating

[dusk sentinel]

Classic

[river zealot]

@stoic girder arena?

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/b-illy-gif-19207337

[river zealot]

it wont load

ok it did

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/chace-crawford-the-boys-the-deep-wink-gif-14839780402090172878

[river zealot]

get innnn

[naive bison]

black king uploaded

[spring quail]

Who even watched Gen v

[spring quail]

Like 5 people worldwide

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/Shadoo_creeture/status/2053493517175976112

shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) (@Shadoo_creeture)

He got beaten up by the locals and was forced to leave Hawaii, got every piece of info about him doxxed and is now receiving a lawsuit of over 50,000 dollars. you really love to see it

QRT: pubity
A 37 year-old man is being federally investigated after throwing a rock at a monk seal, an endangered species with only around 1,500 seals left.

He got beaten up by locals and quickly fled Hawaii.

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/2 · May 10, 2026, 3:13 PM

[ruby minnow]

i watched it with a friend

it certainly was filmed

[high wing]

what a fucking retard imagine attacking a sea creature that isnt bothering you

[storm stream]

LTG 🥀

[naive bison]

he should serve jail time, brazen piece of shit, he's lucky he left with all his limbs on him

disgusting psychopath

[high wing]

dude said hes rich so they are doxxing all his business info

[stoic girder]

Imagine looking at the dog of the sea and wanting to hurt it.

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-cute-seal-seal-cute-gif-25869508

[high wing]

shoulda let the sea take him

[drifting mantle]

I watched the first season, then maybe parts of season two... Then stopped all together

It suffers from the similar problem, the boys did:
No stakes

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-luck-to-kill-a-seabird-seabird-lighthouse-the-lighthouse-willem-dafoe-gif-17722290

[vale sand]

I have seen the compilation of clips, first of him throwing the rock and nearly hitting the seal and the council (including a judge) showing a certificate for acknowledgement of the people that beat him up, basically calling them heros

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/TheGeneral_0/status/2053187053760737552

General™️ (@TheGeneral_0)

A Texas judge called out a man in court for wearing a 'Black Excellence' shirt after revealing he has 5 kids with 3 baby mamas. "Thats not Black Excellence sir, Don't wear it if you're not showing it".

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 9, 2026, 6:55 PM

[high wing]

the are heros

[drifting mantle]

Bro fucked around and found out BIG TIME

[sacred mountain]

My shift starts at 5 am tomorrow and it's a 24 hr shift

[vale sand]

They most definitely are, I support them beating the shit ouf of him

[dusk sentinel]

What is that hellish job

[river zealot]

i hate his mug

[drifting mantle]

What do you mean 24 hour shift?
You cant work 24 hours

[sacred mountain]

Its my general surgery rotation

[dusk sentinel]

Good luck out there

[sacred mountain]

tell that to turkish govt

[stoic girder]

He lives in Turkey

[sacred mountain]

We were working 36 hrs in the past

[drifting mantle]

Holy retardation

[naive bison]

well fuck you too

[river zealot]

when?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-tron-rape-whistle-funny-gif-12434534

[drifting mantle]

"Why is your work quality so dog shit?!"

[naive bison]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelpa

[storm stream]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGANulXWoAAxT1J.webp

[naive bison]

aren't there some like... laws or regulations against that?

[sacred mountain]

Nope, not until recently, by recent i mean till 2020 or smtn when a doctor died in a car accident after his 36 hr shift

[ruby minnow]

oh i didn't know you were a doctor

what do you do

[naive bison]

who has more agency:
A turk
or
an ant?

[drifting mantle]

What a lovely country to live in

[sacred mountain]

Im intern, hopefully it'll end around late august and i'll be a GP

[ruby minnow]

that's nice

what department

i think that's the right word for it

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @memetg

@river zealot

[sacred mountain]

Im in general surgery rotation rn 😭 i heard our lecturers were ASS

[naive bison]

also tell your mother i wish her happy mothers day @river zealot

[storm stream]

hard to tell. Ants supposedly also live ina society

[sacred mountain]

I had to shave my 2 month beard for this fuckass rotation

[naive bison]

do interns get paid?

[ruby minnow]

well i mean at least it becomes easier to get out of the country as a doctor

[sacred mountain]

Minimum wage

[naive bison]

which is

[ruby minnow]

400 dollars or 300

[sacred mountain]

28k turkish monopoly money, which is around the number syno written

[naive bison]

@river zealot @narrow lotus @stoic girder @thorny folio @vale sand @fossil swan how it feels to enter tarkov vc as a plus-size individual of circumference

[drifting mantle]

All your cheese will belong to us!

[ruby minnow]

i mean good luck to all the university students man

[fossil swan]

just say fat you friend

[naive bison]

you're in the gangbang rotation brother

[ruby minnow]

its bad out there

i'm real thankful that i don't have to go through allat

[dusk sentinel]

[sacred mountain]

Bro i swear to god a car mechanics' job is way easier nowadays than a college grad 😭

And they actually are getting paid

[ruby minnow]

and pays more

[sacred mountain]

Wallahi we are finished

[vale sand]

I just remember a single clip from cuffem, it was basically him being on one of those omegle sites and a bunch of girls said "eww" and laughed before skipping, ended with him screaming "stop"

[ruby minnow]

i got generational wealth man i got myself covered

[river zealot]

do me a favour, ignore the loud moaning coming from your mother's room tonight

[ruby minnow]

oh that reminds me i have to get a truck license

[naive bison]

i remember him showing swastikas to jews on omegle

[river zealot]

turk*

[ruby minnow]

why would i get a turk license

i got that at birth

[river zealot]

@thick wadi what the fuck does this mean

[stoic girder]

@river zealot

[naive bison]

the cart is pushing Rem towards pedophiles

i dont think the doorman likes Rem very much

[river zealot]

OH THATS A CART

OH NO

OH NO NO NO

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[naive bison]

EWWW i searched "Rem" and its just anime pdf shit

[sacred mountain]

Bro i'd invest it to make it a stable income and do whatever i wanted if i had generational wealth

[spring quail]

I’m gonna do the Jackie Chan thing and donate all my generational wealth

I will continue the war on nepotism

[drifting mantle]

I thought some medical stuff will show up

Now I remember

Rem in terms of sleep

Your rem phase

[vale sand]

found the clip

[sacred mountain]

But what if you make your wealth a stable income and donate that income

Infinite donations

[storm stream]

Didn't his son turn out to be not the best character? I vaguely remember him being in troubles or something

[naive bison]

looking very chromosomally blessed

[stoic girder]

That is rough.

[spring quail]

I’m just not giving them kids a free ride past 18, like you can live here for free but by god your ass is working like I did

[spring quail]

No idea

[naive bison]

i remember him and gypsy crusader hurling slurs at eachother

him saying he's gonna "fuck his bitch"

i dont think cuffem could fuck a goat tied down to the ground

[river zealot]

@vale sand the uni i will go to, has internation acreditation, so i wont have to verify my degree, if i move to europe

[stoic girder]

Bro missed downs by a millimeter.

[drifting mantle]

The gates of mordor are closed, stay out

[naive bison]

wdym missed, that shit hit him like a like a 6.5 Carcano hit JFK

[spring quail]

I’ll give them a free ride to whatever field they want to be in but after that you’re on your own

[ruby minnow]

i'm a evil ass guy i'm not donating shit

[river zealot]

gotta share with a real one

[vale sand]

bro got overzealous in the womb from the henny and took one more chromosome for good measure

[vale sand]

Damn nice, hope it all works out

[ruby minnow]

i haven't seen a bit of the money for 20 years once i get access to it i'm living in luxury man

[river zealot]

there is a high enough chance, that europe will be worse than ukraine by the end of my education

[naive bison]

last genuine nice message for the next 2 months

[spring quail]

My kids gonna have a job at 15 while they’re still in school

https://tenor.com/view/snapping-fingers-angie-wilson-harlem-period-prime-video-gif-9668198229369064248

[sacred mountain]

Sounds like a plan lowk

[drifting mantle]

Exacly

[stoic girder]

Anything to get out of Eastern Europe

[river zealot]

gotta live and see

[vale sand]

Gotta be supportive to someone that doesn't have a roof over his head

[naive bison]

i am going to be 100% honest i do not think i will learn a single informative thing from this video bro

not even trying to be racist or anything

[spring quail]

I’ve been looking into portable solar generators

[naive bison]

if i click on this guy's channel and don't see biology courses related videos

[drifting mantle]

Blood supports the homeless, what a nice guy

[vale sand]

You likely will, the dude likely just has an informative video playing with him somewhere in the corner saying "That's crazy" every 15 seconds

[naive bison]

first time ever this has been used literally

[naive bison]

das crazy*

[sacred mountain]

I had someone who got raiswd like that

Dude had a captain grandfather with insane assets on his name and he literally made them work like slaves but taught them so well

Now all of his grandkids are filthy rich and getting 5 digit numbers in $ and actually keeping their wealth instead of wasting it in 1 year

[naive bison]

he gives them a one way train ticket out of the country

[vale sand]

"ring that bell ya heard"

[spring quail]

Is plan, I’m not raising “do you know who my dad is” types

[naive bison]

btw just realized something

[drifting mantle]

So they can see the world? What a great guy!

[spring quail]

I’ll perform an abortion at age 23 if need be

[naive bison]

when watching the boys, the actor for MM reduced in muscle mass so much i literally thought it's a new actor

[naive bison]

the world (minus germany)

[spring quail]

Mother’s mid

[naive bison]

he legit looks like standing next to Butcher taking Temp V gave him aids

he looks like gei Eddie Murphy

[spring quail]

Did he just not eat for the entire time between seasons

Like at all

[vale sand]

Yeah, I am just genuinely trying to help

[spring quail]

MM and starlight have the worst glow-downs possible in tv history

[naive bison]

if i had to bet, some medical injury, winded down on steroids

CRAZY downsizing

[naive bison]

alright bro calm allllll the way down

plausible deniability wearing thinnnnnnnnnnnn

[spring quail]

If it wasn’t voluntary I can get past it, but starlight is just eeeeEEEEWWWW

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[vale sand]

Yeah, says mr. "windows logo"

Just genuinely a fan of microsoft

[naive bison]

that's still less bad

[spring quail]

like I’m not that much younger than Erin moriarty but I know people much older than her that look way younger than she does now

[vale sand]

I am talking about the heros of the red cross, what are you implying?

[naive bison]

oh, like Donald Trump?

"it was me as a doctor"

[spring quail]

“Hmmm yes I will surgery my face to become a crackhead”

[vale sand]

I said red cross, not jesus

[naive bison]

it's blood generating an AI image of himself as Charlie Chaplin

[spring quail]

I hope she regrets looking in the mirror every morning

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, thats EXACLY who also came to my mind

[naive bison]

yeah he said he was generating himself as a red cross worker, not Jesus

[spring quail]

In the boys season 6 Antony Starr will have bogdanoff surgery

[vale sand]

Ah that was his explanation for it, I mean great way to save yourself, we all know that the heros of the red cross usually are clothed in robes and such when searching for people that are hurt, they also heal you by emitting a weird light from their hand

Really cool what technology can do nowadays

[naive bison]

do you guys see a single red cross

just asking

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-23900521

Why is gwyn there

[vale sand]

Maybe he just installed a firmware update for his neuralink

[naive bison]

another red cross worker

any similarities are unintentional

[drifting mantle]

All I see is a saviour

[vale sand]

But it is pretty funny how Trump has selectively only chosen conmen for his Party, even his spiritual advisor is a conman

She literally rips off people by promising stuff for a donation

[spring quail]

Not the presidential spiritual advisor

[stoic girder]

Is that Baal?

[sacred mountain]

Aka "6 digit govt payroll position"

[naive bison]

idk the second trump term i think is a litmus test for people who are spinless cocksuckers

he can scam you, rape kids, spit onto your religion, and some people still support him

[river zealot]

its okay, my family can afford an apartment

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-the-deep-boys-angry-gif-17484443382225121615

[vale sand]

drone tetris

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

hit the mole

[vale sand]

what are you looking at

[river zealot]

there is always an apex predator

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pointing-finger-finger-point-finger-point-you-gif-5066682164646235146

[vale sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135788383621353528/1497614053114384645/image0.gif

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/cm-punk-entrance-wwe-crown-jewel-cult-of-personality-gif-9278510837822491174

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481241021487517810/1481673812054380554/togif.gif

[spring quail]

NEON LIGHTS

NOBEL PRIZE

[naive bison]

the student overcame the master

[stoic girder]

Epstein had Island level Attack Potency

[vale sand]

It honestly is a bit surprising, yeah

[spring quail]

Within 10 years someone will make Epstein analog horror where little Saint James is just Alcatraz island from monument mythos

[river zealot]

in the end you gotta look at his political desisions, and i dont think ive seen a bigger retarded desicion streak

[naive bison]

it's like a logical sunk cost fallacy

[naive bison]

but guys trump tweeted an ultimatum (third one this week)

[vale sand]

I always thought that nothing like this would ever commence in the USA because most of the states allow you to bear arms but I clearly was wrong

[river zealot]

mister president, trump sent another ultimatum

[spring quail]

Putin’s trump’s 98th crossing of his red line???

[naive bison]

let's check what the top trump cock polishers are doing

[sacred mountain]

Its kinda because the frog was boiled slowly i think

[naive bison]

Remember, UFO evidence when biden was in office = bullshit distractions

[river zealot]

people will rebel if he fucks up the country, he didnt really do much that fucks up a normal peasants life, apart from the tariffs maybe

[naive bison]

this retard did 2 videos

[river zealot]

is she allowed into agartha?

[stoic girder]

Do they? Half of the stuff is illustrations based on eye witness reports.

[naive bison]

idk and i dont care

[vale sand]

I would argue that jumping from "everything is fine" to "he called epstein a pretty close friend, was on his island pretty often and seems to be pretty fond of getting maxwell out of maximum security and into a low security prison" is a bit more than "slowly"

But hey, that is just my interpretation

[naive bison]

the aliens could have erased a city off the face of the earth and i still wouldnt believe it or look into it

[spring quail]

I don’t have time to care for politics anymore

Politics get in the way of me locking in to save money and buy a lot of land

[stoic girder]

They didn't stop Epstein.

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[sacred mountain]

Its more of how the republican voter mindset was slowly devolved into "its either red or dead"

Republicans will lowk look at whatever trump did and say "but dems are worse they chop balls"

[naive bison]

Трамп дал весне срок - 20 дней чтобы закончится

[naive bison]

sadly the old saying of "you might not care about politics, but politics cares about you" is still true

[sacred mountain]

I'd argue if the old republican mindset was there there would be much more backlash

[naive bison]

this is not false for the other side either - they wanted to vote for Kamala Harris

[spring quail]

I won’t argue against that it’s just fucking stupid these days

[vale sand]

I mean, I have learned over the years that common sense is just what you call simple logical assessments, it doesn't mean that it's actually common.

So who knows why they still support him, I do not know

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/rvb-halo-caboose-confetti-gif-12642904

[naive bison]

anyways im going to bed

gn

[spring quail]

Give a group of people a test of deductive reasoning and see how many pass

[storm stream]

"idc about politics" is a psyop to decrease opposition to evil people in govts

[spring quail]

Let them all go spend their workday in the streets getting maimed and hospitalized I’ve got a job and family to take care of

[vale sand]

I mean, I understand why he wouldn't care for it anymore.

Being up-to-date with what politicians get away with but having no repercussions has basically no value, it only depresses you even further

[spring quail]

I’m locking in to buy a shit ton of land and build a silly castle-like house complete with a moat

[sacred mountain]

In a healthy politic sphere, voters would criticize all the sides and would pick the most objectively best party

Sadly with how much power does media has over how people think, this isnt real anymore

[vale sand]

And then there's California that wants to limit operating systems and require you to verify your age before being able to even use it

It is going to be pretty interesting to see how that one will fare because I can't imagine that any company will play ball with stupid ass laws like that

[storm stream]

I meant moreso getting into office and participating in the system, but idk

[spring quail]

I’m old manmaxxing

[stoic girder]

Any election you miss is an election retards have 2 times as much voting power.

[sacred mountain]

How tf they even want it to happen anyway, i dont think it is possible to age verify someone without like, launching the os properly

[river zealot]

i saw a The onion skit

[storm stream]

politics is mostly old men

[river zealot]

of like americans not being able to remember an object when they close their eyes

i swear to god i actually believed it for half a second

[spring quail]

Alright grandpa planmaxxing

[river zealot]

american education is so bad i could believe it

[vale sand]

I mean, they could definitely implement something, straight from the bootloader, having you verify your identity through some mobile app but I don't think this will actually work

It can't be more than a simple flag somewhere and people will find it and set it themselves

[river zealot]

i mean its just too autonomous

[vale sand]

Essentially bypassing the entire thing

[river zealot]

the oc is too autonomous to be able to do shit like this

[spring quail]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdVN4ZiJUTE&si=OP0-jUGXC2OcIIwO

This makes me want grandchildren like you wouldn’t believe

[vale sand]

I mean, I would chalk that one up to imagination capabilities, some people just aren't imaginative enough to have an Apple spin in their mind, I get it but that doesn't invalidate the statement, the education situation over there is really dire

[sacred mountain]

Did linux distros cave in?

[vale sand]

No, it's impossible to implement there, quite literally

You can't have a safe authentication procedure while the source code is public

[sacred mountain]

Redhat probably is rubbing their hands

[vale sand]

That's the equivalent of installing a lock on your door but the keys are always inserted on the outside of the door lmao

[vale sand]

That one is enterprise anyways, I don't think they'd have much of any reason to verify the age

[spring quail]

https://a.co/d/0hbVxVoT

We’re going into debt with this one

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-sun-praise-gif-22248258

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-arc-reze-rain-csm-gif-15825657779504732061

[umbral field]

It'd be funnier if they weren't trying to gut disability aid

But that's my only gripe

[stark gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZNwOfAT_XA

[spring quail]

If I had one leg I’d lean into the pirate thing so hard

[lost epoch]

Wish i could become a dad just to carry my children like bags

[spring quail]

It’s like when I wear my cowboy hat out and some kids go “woah he’s a cowboy”

[lost epoch]

The leonardo DiCaprio one works better

https://youtu.be/2nF6XC6C_6g

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823272248882233384/1503156391660228648/ProgrammerHumor-1t8ra1r.jpg?ex=6a0252fb&is=6a01017b&hm=9735aed7fa5df4c246089cc5e3fc9f920dcf0cbd202a09303820885ed20ee30f&

Sending this to grok to get instantly banned

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-low-tier-god-gif-12876054388891925297

[high wing]

finally got the black and white dye in crimson desert

[stark gull]

White is the way

🙏

[high wing]

@naive bison i have a video for you

[fossil swan]

skars song

immediate dogshit

[solar breach]

pheer posted a skars song

its so over.

[stoic girder]

What the fuck is a Skar?

[fossil swan]

ai song band shit

tjey need to be gutted

[solar breach]

dogshit slop "band"

[stoic girder]

That song is AI?

[solar breach]

dude behind it is also kinda weird

apparently flirted with a minor

[solar breach]

they pay indian meme pages to plaster it everywhere

same with Devin Lucas

[stoic girder]

Am I going to have to start purity testing my memes?

[river zealot]

barely sentient

tbf i got a 9 on the numbers test but i mistyped

[high wing]

https://x.com/equine__dentist/status/2053505436075032676

horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

they’re like the two goofy villain henchmen in a disney movie

X · May 10, 2026, 4:00 PM

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[stoic girder]

Artyom and Xal

[umbral field]

Is the lower percentile better?

[river zealot]

i think its the other way around

i hate percentiles

yeah the higher the better

[stoic girder]

99th Percentile means you are better than 99% of people.

🤓

[umbral field]

Ohhhhh

Wait, what's the chimp test?

[raven python]

testing if ur from baltimore

[lost epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/baltimore-azur-lane-baltimore-my-beloved-gif-26177521

[pale ingot]

i hate this fucking chat

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-osu-monkey-touch-monke-gif-21145770

Probably.

[umbral field]

That's not that hard

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628760647211024390/1501163866070061176/downloadfile.mp4?ex=6a02538b&is=6a01020b&hm=a6ac8b61ac91e123fa8be12665eea776b26644e2d3515cf98f1fff8b008df25c&

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[pale ingot]

Optimal

new overclock method

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/shitpost_2077/status/2053588389710954916

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

https://t.co/iQsjL5IEih

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 10, 2026, 9:30 PM

[stark gull]

Borb and Bir

[stark gull]

@pale ingot hit him with your special!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360686951736279261/1503015461179363388/VID_20230228_231349_762.mov.mp4

[arctic pawn]

a 2 yo baby put her inside her toilet and closed it

my gf came to my house asking for help cuz she didnt knew how to bath a kitty

[fluid heron]

pull up to the function racist

[arctic pawn]

she took a baffy and ate whiskas

[lusty hazel]

wtf is this dude saying

english please

port of geese channel is elsewhere

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/once-again-asking-gif-18234786473894858127

[fluid heron]

took a bath and ate a brand of cat food

[lusty hazel]

thank you for translation

whiskas is ass, latz only in this house 💪 😤 🍤

[fluid heron]

my cats eat that ark kibble

[raven python]

spending money on cat food is soy ngl

just give leftovers

[lusty hazel]

i have a maine coon, scottish fold and a normal retard

gotta give em slop

[fluid heron]

never bathed my cats

bathed my dogs alot

[lusty hazel]

cats clean themselves

[fluid heron]

yes

exactly

dogs dont care

and dogs when under any kind of cover smell like tostitos and its funny

[storm stream]

This is why a good way of giving cats medicine (only if it is in liquid or paste form) is putting it onto their fur somewhere where they can clean it

[high wing]

eepy pubby

[fluid heron]

i couldnt give a fuck about any of that i would just shove the medicine with my finger down their throat and force them to swallow

[storm stream]

sure

[high wing]

they smell like doritos

[fluid heron]

they smell like corn chip

[high wing]

yeah that

[fluid heron]

its because of the yeast on their paws

it smells like corn chips

[high wing]

dogs are made of corn chips

[fluid heron]

he sleeps like this everyday

he prefers sleeping on his back

when i used to let my dogs sleep in my bed before i realised having people in a bed with me gives me horrific nightmares

he would just lay on his back and use my fucking pillow

[fluid heron]

realised after my second girlfriend

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleep-dog-sleeping-w-goofy-sleeping-sound-gif-5498863985254423453

like this

[arctic pawn]

we only have hiskas here, never seen other brand of sachet

a baby took this kitty and put inside a toilet, probably with piss

[fluid heron]

put the baby down

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[fluid heron]

i deadass used to sleep with 180 pounds of dog on my body

never had sleep paralysis or waking nightmares after that

like a nightmare when you open your eyes and it doesnt end and you are still in it

and your room is turning into satans asshole

the ai is describing what it felt like scarily well

i would have my eyes open percieve my actual surroundings and then have a second eye opening

shit was fucking terrifying

like believing you woke up and go on with your day to then actually wake up and the day hasnt started

but instead its just horrific lucid dreaming

i still remember one of those dreams i had

i was sitting on a couch in pitch black room with a coffee table and old crt box tv

with a vhs i put it in and then like instantly cut to me at a table with like eldritch beings

like shit without a definable shape

and then i woke up

like being at the end of the table in your own chair with the fucking new gods from fear and hunger

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2053220153219793247

×͜×¹⁷ Killua🥤 (@Zzol_dyck)

Aang the moment they muzzled Appa

X · May 9, 2026, 9:06 PM

[fluid heron]

aang was on demon timing

the second they muzzled appa it was fucking over

[high wing]

Btw young thragg looks like aang

[fluid heron]

he does

[fluid heron]

the craziest part about avatar tlab is that zuko had a hot ass girlfriend and was still chasing after aang even though he had his banishment revoked

i wouldve said fuck all that

[high wing]

\

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[arctic pawn]

more than enough

[fluid heron]

I MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN BACK UP BACK UP

[toxic sundial]

wa

[fluid heron]

BACK UP BACK UP TELL ME WHAT YOURE GONNA DO NOW

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

https://tenor.com/view/fred-durst-limp-bizkit-sistertonin-stan-twt-nu-metal-gif-2303758824583766409

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=f6z2dS5KHgc

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/freddurstfriday-gif-21207666

[arctic pawn]

belly ful of almoço

[fluid epoch]

I can’t wait for Fred Durst Friday

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/numetal-movie-limp-bizkit-nu-gif-18141622

[fluid heron]

Just went on a schizophrenic googling session to try to remember a single lyric from this fucking goated song

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kOFVsn6U9L8

I found it in the end

TELL MY MOTHER TELL MY FATHER IVE DONE THE BEST I CAAAAAN

Shinedown is one of those bands I only fuck with like 2 of their songs and I forgot what one of them was

Second chance and 45 are goated

[lusty hazel]

are we posting russian bot music now

[fluid heron]

No posting your dad played this shit and you dad is also a southern fuck

[lusty hazel]

translate this from hoodspeak please

[fluid heron]

Christian rock simply goes hard

[fluid heron]

I do say sir this is the genre of music my father and his father would play on the gramaphone

quite merry indeed

[lusty hazel]

russian bot music 🙏

[fluid heron]

Russians listening to this shit?

They got gore videos to watch

[lusty hazel]

no, fred openly supports putin

[fluid heron]

why the fuck would I care

the songs good don't know shit about the band

[lusty hazel]

you openly support putin

you sick fuck

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586588921614303233/1503193792600211588/rigbi-cat.gif?ex=6a0275d0&is=6a012450&hm=9c33b99be101eb4059423fa0fff9ba658f19a8bae92ad055b88e5675e9e3ad7d&

[fluid heron]

if he gave me 10 bands then I would sit there and argue with you about him being goated

[lusty hazel]

sick individual ova here

[fluid heron]

fred durst supporting Putin is a very fred durst thing to do

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/things-have-learnt-walk-that-gif-11089140048080542662

[fluid heron]

dick shaped scratching post

[arctic pawn]

wrong sticker

[tough hemlock]

🫃

[fluid epoch]

Gonna blast Creed in the work parking lot tomorrow at 5am

[arctic pawn]

HELLO MY FRIEND WE MEET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SBEEN A WHILE, WHERE SHOULD WE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/creed-arms-gif-13274517192620303770

[little mirage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OnceInHollywood-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-me-now-stop-me-keep-me-help-me-scared-gif-14431631

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/respectable_lad/status/2053500623656460727

sagu made of wine (@respectable_lad)

How it feels to tell a joke on the gc and have it immediately pinned

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 10, 2026, 3:41 PM

[narrow sorrel]

No
I will not forgive them for making noise in the parking lot outside my dorm on a Friday while I had an assignment due that night

[fluid heron]

and that shit went hard

[solar breach]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWV_K-nib6B/?igsh=MWI2MTJ6Mng5czhqZA==

KRICKETUNE :D

[fluid heron]

Hate tying my hair up for the whole day and when I untie it has a fucking perfect line of wet around it

Shit smells good tho

shit smells like my shampoo and conditioner which makes sense and also I fucking love the smell of my shampoo and conditioner

[minor cypress]

While drinking a white monster after slamming 3 vodka shooters?

[fluid heron]

It also kind of rocks letting my hair down and it smelling good and keeping moisture

Also makes me hate when it gives me fucking curls

My hair runs down to my ass crack and it looks better when I ignore it

Pisses me off

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-crying-tears-gif-5336862

They call you cheif chugabeer

[fluid heron]

And I instead forget about it because I'm chief beer

And I still have longer hair

I put my hair in a dirty bun and shit still reaches my lower back

I can't fold a hairtie more than once without shit hurting

And I can't bring myself to trim it because milfs fuck it with too much

Used to get straight molested by milfs for my hair at my old job

[fallow trellis]

Never look up works of C. S. Livingston & J. G. Lewis in the year 1886

[fluid heron]

Last time I had a haircut was in 2020

Love having long hair too much

[high wing]

i hate it

[fluid heron]

Fucking love it

Now matter how annoying

[high wing]

my problem is my hair is naturally wavy/curly

[fluid heron]

or how much it gets in my fucking way just knowing my hair is better than 90 percent of women's hair

And getting constant compliments

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fofo-freaky-cat-meme-1zZ9IIFeFEVLaeqzOq

[fluid heron]

That shit gives me an ego to another level

0 split ends no thinning just fucking thick moisturized hair

[fallow trellis]

So Darkest Dungeon 2 is 5K rubles here, theres a bundle for DD1 and DD2, but since I already own DD1 the bundle is just for DD2 and its priced at 4K. So basically I can buy DD2 for 5K or get the bundlee which only contains DD2 at a 20% discount

[solar breach]

Rubles? Woah like the stalker money

[fallow trellis]

Pakistani Rubles

[fluid heron]

All I know about darkest dungeon is never go on their Nexus page

Just tits and ass by Chinese uploaders

There nothing else

[fallow trellis]

I would say this is some sort of exploitable discount but steam alrady has regular sales

[fallow trellis]

thats the currrent state off dd1 workshop also

they learned enough english to post their garbage in the workshop

[fluid heron]

They realised men fuck with boobs and ass

[fallow trellis]

top 10 mod collections on the workshop

[fluid heron]

Yep

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079449400440541206/1471608511988498452/caption.gif

[fluid heron]

nothing in English as expected

[fallow trellis]

i had to cut out the bottom because the next collection images is literally anime women finger banging themselves

[pale ingot]

me everytime after the lobotomyyyy

[fluid heron]

Alright don't say that the Chinese at least know what a gweillou like me desire

Fat tits and ass

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-understanding-understandable-listening-he's-right-gif-8747338278130277175

[fluid heron]

They got it figured out other than their failing birth rates and suicide rates

They got jacking off figured out

[fallow trellis]

Im so glad that the china affect left barotrauma workshop

before it used to be all chinese mods

[fluid heron]

There's that one social deduction game that was just taken over by the chinese

[pale ingot]

they got gooncaves figured out

[fluid heron]

you were part of a ship that crashed in the Arctic and there was sus impostors and regular fuckers

That game was taken over by the chinese

[fallow trellis]

Sounds like barotrauma multiplayer

[fluid heron]

Fucking dread hunger

[fallow trellis]

says here game is dead sincee 2024

[fluid heron]

It's because every Chinese prisoner was on it

And the people who wanted to play would queue into a us lobby filled with Chinese that would vote kick you on the slightest hint of being from the us

the Chinese killed the game

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bW8CTmL3Eb8

[pale ingot]

god bless the chinese communist party

[fallow trellis]

I dont play the game, I dont know how the mechanics work

but this is very accurate for chinese players

[fluid heron]

Yep

I was not capping in my rapping

If aliens invaded the Chinese would eat them

And their military can't develop a rifle that doesn't keyhole a target

Fucking pathethic

[pseudo robin]

The age of men is over, the age of the bugmen has begun

[fluid heron]

The age of human wave tactics is over the age of human wave tactics has begun

[shadow comet]

it's literally rubber rounds that don't stabilize

[fluid heron]

In their own next gen infantry like the us did

Their fucking paper targets where keyholed to shjt

[summer flame]

time is a flat circle

[shadow comet]

no they're practice rounds for shoothouses to reduce risk lmao

[fluid heron]

We would shoot wax rounds that still shot straight

[shadow comet]

you can tell they're rubber rounds in the fudd video everyone loves to post

[summer flame]

still kinda dogshit for your training rounds to be wildly inaccurate and keyhole

suboptimal

[shadow comet]

it's for indoor shoots

[fluid epoch]

We do a bit of ketamine

[shadow comet]

regular 5.8 does not keyhole

[summer flame]

I wouldn't imagine

[fluid heron]

It costs 1,900. Bucks to equip Chinese Infantry and send them out to battle and the average infantry kit costs around 17 thousand

[summer flame]

but having any of your rounds do it isn't good

[fluid heron]

For the us

[summer flame]

how up to date is that

[fluid heron]

fuckers are doing scav runs in real life

[summer flame]

the PLA has and is modernizing at a scary rate

[fluid heron]

Last time I saw it compared was with their new military rifle

[summer flame]

do not underestimate China dawg

[fluid heron]

the one that was keyholing

Recently they had an APC shoot a smoke grenade into politicians

[shadow comet]

qbz191 does not keyhole with propper ammo

[summer flame]

imma be so fr the QBZ series look so dogshit ergonomically

like they all look really uncomfortable to hold and use

[fluid heron]

Would rather have a drunk fucker make an ar-15 weapon platform than use a qbz

out of your fucking mind

[shadow comet]

the 191 is basically a 416 with some ak elements

[summer flame]

yeah THAT ONE is ok

[fluid heron]

When the Chinese were using bastardized aks it was better

[summer flame]

but all the bullpup shit is ew

[fluid heron]

Nowadays you don't need a military if every developed country has hydrogen nuclear weapons

Unless you wanna swing your dick around and take land

[summer flame]

yes please disband your national defense armies

very intelligent ideas

[fluid heron]

We'll get rid of the hydrogen nuclear bombs and let's kill each other from 300 meters away like civilized people god

It's why we simply invade the middle East they didn't have anything nuclear until now

And all of a sudden instead of killing farmers we are making peace agreements

The nuclear option is just way worse in every perceivable way

Either they have developed hydrogen bombs that create mass devestation or they don't and the bomb spread fissile material everywhere making a large area uninhabitable

Same reason Chernobyl can't be fucking lived in

Never has a nuclear reaction it was a steam explosion that send control rod material into the atmosphere

Same reason you can still find pockets of radiation in nagasaki

And why Hiroshima is just a normal town now

[summer flame]

what is your point

you're kinda wandering

[fluid heron]

The effects of nuclear explosions vastly depend on technology and testing

[shadow comet]

no dude he has a very WIDE and THOUGHTFUL understanding he really should CONTINUE

[fluid heron]

It either devestates and area but still remain habitable despite being largelt unresearched and optimized and only remain habitable due to its detonation

Only 1 percent of the uranium in the Hiroshima bombing actually reacted

[summer flame]

less

[fluid heron]

I think out of like 100 kilos if uranium about 1 kilo reacted

[summer flame]

no

it was about the weight of a bank note

so a lot less than 1kg

[fluid heron]

There were 64 kilograms I was wrong

And less than 1 kilo reacted

And despite the insane amount the was u reacted Hiroshima is perfectly hosptiable

Chernobyl is not due to the way fissile material was spread

It was closer to a dirty bomb than a nuclear detonation

Meant Chernobyl my fucking bad

It was basically a steam explosion that just spread an insane amount of ceasium 135

[pale ingot]

just kill everyone

[fluid heron]

Real

anyways this ceasium 135 then coalecsed into what we call hot particles

Its insanely fucking small nuclear material

like smaller than the size of a pebble

[summer flame]

continue

[fluid heron]

Anyways they produce thousands of roentgens

Which is very very bad

And gives you mega cancer

fukishima still has many hot particles of ceasium

but not to nearly the extent

[fluid heron]

and the only reason Hiroshima isn't a nuclear exclusion zone is because of the method of detonation

because it was exploded in the air rather after impacting the ground

Hiroshima is still nuclear to an extent but spread out enough to be background radiation

so a nuclear war would either be the fucking fallout universe or bombs thats effective distance is over a thousand kilometers

Which is why it's not even considered

But imagine if the fallout universe instead of having deathclaws and shit your DNA would be scrambled and you die a horrific death

so yeah nuclear bombs not very fun makes em a pretty good bargaining chip

[pale ingot]

noob alert

[fluid heron]

Noob vs hacker

Noob vs oppenheimers terrible possibility

[shadow comet]

lol

[fluid heron]

second we started launching modern nukes even if other countries refused to join in

We would still lose countries

They are that fucking insane

[pale ingot]

m.a.d. when

[shadow comet]

skill difference

[fluid heron]

So we instead use nuclear weapons as a dick measuring contest

and the us is winning baby

[narrow lotus]

[fluid heron]

168 hours

So jack shit

[shadow comet]

according to who?

because the US, Taiwan and China agree taiwan is china

behold strategic ambiguity

[pale ingot]

slap on the wrist
next time he says something the ccp doesnt like he gets kidnapped and forced to work in the chinese WoW gold farmer prisons

[fluid heron]

Don't give a fuck because Taiwan has hella ladyboys

[narrow lotus]

p!monday

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[fluid heron]

the us troops must've been fucking cheesing to be deployed there

[pale ingot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sadness-yellow-emoji-floating-NQ5aPNX1cQjxT7KP9M

[shadow comet]

A very thoughtful heuristic for your understanding of the world I am sure

[fluid heron]

Its also due to that fact I don't give a fuck about Taiwan and the only memorable thing I know about them is they have hella fucking femboys

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1496407411156586536/RDT_20260422_015640.mp4?ex=6a022940&is=6a00d7c0&hm=20c206895e717f10785c96865ee38472ac68558025c4b2fee3343b9e941eb9e0&

[visual stirrup]

ain't that thailand?

[fluid heron]

It's both

kinda freaked me out when I learned it was both

[pale ingot]

its both? gg

[visual stirrup]

the lion is taking a trip to thailand

to do

thailand things

[fluid heron]

It's wraps

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

Fucking love monster house

https://tenor.com/view/drag-monster-house-gif-11210526055016666372

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2053694429647847828

Zack 🇺🇸🇺🇳🕊 (@SumDudeNamedZac)

↪️ Replying to @swooqp

@swooqp

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · May 11, 2026, 4:31 AM

A new true

[fluid heron]

I love games that beat my ass do you think that correlates with my taste in women tall and dominant?

[pale ingot]

i think u r gae

[fluid heron]

no I'm just short and all the women I've been with have been taller than me

And also rode the fuck outta me

And I fuck with it

[high wing]

Imagine if you had a thing for tall women but you were over 7 feet tall

[fluid heron]

You would have zero options

[high wing]

Exactly

[fluid heron]

But if you are a solid 5'6 like me

You have a fucking whole ocean

https://tenor.com/view/krillion-a-in-one-im-gif-18283586406368826605

[high wing]

I cant find the 4chan post rip

[fluid heron]

Enlighten me

I hope this shit is real because it's been down and fucking me up bad

Crunchyroll hit a fuga on that shit

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-gif-4563588234089923120

[summer flame]

its real

me and a friend were watching on it last night and it died

[fluid heron]

FUCK

Guess I'm just gonna stay that one guy who goes yeah the manga is better

Even though I haven't seen the anime

And despite not seeing it it is infact better

[fluid heron]

Shits depressing I went through around 20 legal hosters and could not fucking find any episodes

[summer flame]

just go find another anime site

theres like 50 trillion

[fluid heron]

Unfortunately I'm picky and the ones that covered in Russian moon runes I do not fuck with

Nevermind we are so back one click and it just works

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-it-just-works-bethesda-this-all-just-works-gif-20598651

And it is Infact anime kai

[high wing]

https://mp1st.com/title-updates-and-patches/crimson-desert-update-1-000-271-adds-extraction-new-mounts-version-1-06-00

Added the item “Sigil of Valor”. When equipped, pet dogs will attack enemies.

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-11742735383203550293

[fluid heron]

Crimson shitert

Phone charger was pissing me off so bad usb c to usb c and second I went to Amazon to replace it, it started acting right

Shits actually charging instead of turning my phone into a glorified vibrator

just on and off charging

[fossil swan]

bro

@narrow lotus im so fucked

my prof plays league

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464208370478088194/1497700108257591376/togif.gif

[fluid heron]

Send him anthrax it's over

[prisma venture]

Kill him

[fossil swan]

he showef me his laptop since i did some prep work for my olympiad

cs2

dota

WT

LoL

[fluid heron]

cs2 can be considered based dota is ass don't know what wt and league is fucking awful

[fossil swan]

warthunder is pk

ok

[fluid heron]

Ah war thunder

[fossil swan]

yea

[fluid heron]

he probably has a manifesto

[fossil swan]

i didnt see anytjing more

its jhst he has i tall mect to theessons

lessons

he has skyrim

aswell

[fluid heron]

Yeah he has a manifesto

[fossil swan]

[fluid heron]

If you consider these games good enough to have as shortcuts to play the fucking second you have your computer on

[pseudo robin]

This mf talkin gibberish

[fluid heron]

Yeah you have a fucking manifesto

[thick wadi]

82/100

[fluid heron]

my shortcuts consist of my trash Nvidia steam and discord

And Firefox

But that's also pinned to my taskbar

[pseudo robin]

I kneel before your mental illness sire

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[thick wadi]

it was casual farming until recently

casual meaning i was on the map and so was he

even now tbh its casual

[fluid heron]

I'm not autistic enough to understand explain

[thick wadi]

i literally have the mandate of heaven for finding him too

[pseudo robin]

Farming tracksuit

[fluid heron]

Tarkov?

[thick wadi]

he just runs straight too me no matter what lmfao

[pseudo robin]

The son of heaven mandates this to be true

[pseudo robin]

Yes

[fluid heron]

Completely fucking insane

[pseudo robin]

Yes

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/disgusted-homelander-theboys-XRHZOQHd8dym7jKLMV

[fluid heron]

What in the fuck is actually wrong with you?

Why the fuck would you even attempt that quest

[pseudo robin]

Hes the least mentally ill killa farmer

[fluid heron]

Shit is butt ass

rogue and cultist farming was the most degenerate shit I've ever done on a game

[pseudo robin]

Yes and

[narrow lotus]

Its easy now, he is almost every raid

He has 75% and that character will never wipe so

Its permanent achievement

[fluid heron]

but interchange is peak cheater area

actually that's every map

[minor cypress]

Ok but which lane

[fluid heron]

the game sucks ass playing normally couldn't imagine playing a map over and over with no goal as retarded as it is to eliminate killa with an rfb

shit sounds like fucking hell

[thick wadi]

by far

[fluid heron]

I knew bosses were retarded when that lighthouse boss came out

Whatever the fucking bridge guy is

[wooden surge]

Tarkov live™

[fluid heron]

Real

[fluid heron]

Killing tarkov bosses that aren't tagilla is either a dice roll of getting head eyesed or following a guide like a fucking destiny 2 raid

shit fucking sucks

[pseudo robin]

retard alert bosses are easy as fuck

[fluid heron]

Bosses are easy if you follow my 12 step guide

that makes them trivial

new flash the game is easy and you'll know everything if you watch guides

[thick wadi]

well if you just play whatever gun you want

[fluid heron]

if you play whatever gun you want that doesn't have good ammo you should just go fuck yourself

Bosses have enough health that in the time you could leg meta them you are already dead

Tagillas easy because his AI is completely fucking braindead

and the fact he runs at you with melee

Every other boss is fucking Chris Kyle and can snipe you before you even peek an angle to get a shot on them

[stark gull]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYK43o7RyzZ

[fluid heron]

Having a boss that is intentionally nearly impossible to kill unless you had pure luck if you aren't following a guide to kill them is shit game design

Let's spawn an enemy 95 percent of our playerbase can't kill

[thick wadi]

not even a real boss

just a sentry gun

why do you act as if he is?

[fluid heron]

having to bait out claymore if you didn't have a quest item

ITS FUCKING STUPID

[thick wadi]

are you retarded?

do you understand that killing and looting him requires literal exploitation of the landmines

i do not think bsg planned for him to be looted

[fluid heron]

I think that the only way to do so for a boss than can molest you across the map and is a boss

[thick wadi]

why do you act as if it is a problem that he cannot be killed and looted like any other boss?

[fluid heron]

Is fucking dumb

It's a boss

[thick wadi]

so?

[fluid heron]

all lighthouse is a farm map

[thick wadi]

well if you want to do it with a ppsh thats up to you but you could totally kill him with it

[thick wadi]

a bad* map

[fluid heron]

You either go kill rogues or zyachiy

There is jack shit to do else

[thick wadi]

no one does zryachy

[minor cypress]

I was absolutely expecting slurs as soon as he talked about voice modding the bot

[fluid heron]

and the boss they decided to add has the least engaging method to kill

[thick wadi]

again why do you act as if he is a boss that is meant to be killed

[fluid heron]

having a boss npc and intending it to be unkillable is fucking stupid

Why even add it then

tarkov players caring about lore can you fucking believe that fuckers are too busy learning retarded strafes

[fluid heron]

And being able to turn 180 instantly

[thick wadi]

because its something more unique than just having a border sniper? and can also allow some players through but not all? and makes sense for lightkeeper to have defending his area?

[fluid heron]

Yeah but if you have none of that it's just an area that exists

[fossil swan]

ion play league im mentally sane

[pseudo robin]

Leg meta

[fluid heron]

it's fucking boring

[pseudo robin]

[thick wadi]

dude

[fluid heron]

Yeah can you imagine

the thing they have fucked over

[thick wadi]

this is the average tarkov player

jfc

[fossil swan]

i wanna kill zryiachiy

[thick wadi]

this shit is why im banned from official channels

zero brain activity

[fluid heron]

exactly

[fossil swan]

oh no i can

[fluid heron]

A boss you aren't supposed to kill is fucking stupid the bosses are practically there to kill

[narrow lotus]

Why are u arguing about tarkov in brainfart man

[fossil swan]

its judt im laxy to do it

[fluid heron]

I can

[pseudo robin]

grim isnt it

[fluid heron]

it's boring as fuck

[narrow lotus]

No, Zryachy is there to punish ppl breaking the rules

And to look cool

[fluid heron]

And it doesn't work

[pseudo robin]

This retard has never been to memekeepers island

[fluid heron]

so why the fuck is he there

[narrow lotus]

It doesnt most of the.time, who cares

[thick wadi]

this dude just be saying shit

[narrow lotus]

Lore reasons and it looks cool

[fossil swan]

iedler

[thick wadi]

yeah bro stay outta tarkov channel i will have you killed

[fossil swan]

can u still go on lightsteins island after zryiavhy dies

[thick wadi]

yea just cant visit lk himself

[fluid heron]

Yes

[pseudo robin]

Not if you kill him

[narrow lotus]

He doesnt have to have any purpose but sit there and look cool

[fossil swan]

ah alr

[pseudo robin]

Doesnt killing him decode the buttplug

[fluid heron]

If you don't have the shit required to cross the bridge he just exists to head eyes you

[fossil swan]

i js hope a chester kills him

inwant tje balaclaba

[narrow lotus]

If you run a party with ppl that dont have lk , no

[fossil swan]

the balaclava

[pseudo robin]

[thick wadi]

yes, unless you (what iedy said)

[fluid heron]

I just find it to not be engaging having a whole area that you can't access and that drags on your performance

[fossil swan]

can u js not bring the buttplug

aswell

or does lk decode it from ur stash

[pseudo robin]

This retard just be sayin shit

[narrow lotus]

It might work but no clue

[fluid heron]

if you don't either have the quest items or do a garuntee raygun out the box method

[narrow lotus]

Wouldnt risk it unless u dont care

[thick wadi]

its how i did snowball without needing to do the recoding for lk buttplug

[narrow lotus]

Thats just not a good argument rly

[fluid heron]

I've killed zirachy alot

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[fluid heron]

he's easy just fuckign annoying

[fossil swan]

i might farm for kappa and prestige nect month idk

[narrow lotus]

The outskirts of the maps being detailed lose more performance than LK island

[fluid heron]

this was before 1.0 where I just didn't want to play the game

[fluid heron]

The hard part has never been zirachy

it's the inconsistent claymores that might kill you might not

[narrow lotus]

With the lh spawns rework, it seems getting to LK can be dogshit

[fossil swan]

isnt there a evil ass strategy to avoid them

[narrow lotus]

Getting far spawns now

[fossil swan]

5 rogue spawns in a row

[thick wadi]

yea

[fluid heron]

idk flying maybe

[fossil swan]

[thick wadi]

i had southern once in like 13 raids

[fossil swan]

i havebt gotten southern in 20 lh raids

[fluid heron]

The rogues rework made it so easy to farm them

[fossil swan]

i got rogues 80% of the time

[fluid heron]

Was the only reason people played lighthouse

[fossil swan]

deadass spawned chalet ONCE

and landing stage ONCE

[fluid heron]

Run in kill one and guess what npcs and players can't shoot while running so just hold and angle

[fossil swan]

i got pushed by 3 ground rogues when i had a bolty

its evkl

evil

[fluid heron]

Shit went from you may die from peeking this angle to go run into a room and kill all of them

[fossil swan]

and i kept being crossmap beamed by some rando

green tracers flying after me

[pseudo robin]

he thinks rouges can't shoot while in the running animation

[fossil swan]

ghost of lighthouse

[fluid heron]

They tend to not do it

There is definitely the rare actually common times you get tarkoved

where they just head eyes you while full sprinting

I still remember the fucking scav ai being able to head eyes you with a toz through 4 bushes

[pseudo robin]

@fluid heron how many hours do you actually have

[quartz ridge]

does he know

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057800402814386226/1106513451595083856/unknown.gif

[fluid heron]

1100 and it's been fucking awful every time

[thick wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

blud just finished the tutorial

[fluid heron]

I've been trying to play the 1.0 release

God damn

that shit just drains all my hope

Either nothing happens or a guy shoots me through 4 walls

[fossil swan]

idk

i have 800 hours

almost

[narrow lotus]

Go in class

"Teacherr my collague punched me in the balls"

[fluid heron]

Back in the day farming reserve holy shit

[fossil swan]

and its not even thursday

[fluid heron]

That was so fun

still love reserve

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[fossil swan]

i hate reserve

dead map

[fluid heron]

hate woods

Love reserve

[fossil swan]

[quartz ridge]

reserve was better with no d2

[fluid heron]

I will admit reserve gets fun once you have flea

[quartz ridge]

*once you get RR

[fluid heron]

Yep