#🎪bruh-fart

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storm stream
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what if the task is fishin for grouper?

fluid heron
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i am aware

frail kettle
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Meguna still clears though CluelessBlind

toxic sundial
summer flame
fluid heron
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im saying he had that before he became a cursed spirit

fresh rose
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No lol

fluid heron
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it deadass is

frail kettle
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Heian sukuna wasnt a cursed spirit

fresh rose
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He was a sorcerer that became a spirit that became a cursed object

fluid heron
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPLIT YOURSELF INTO 20 CURSED FINGERS IF YOU DIDNT HAVER 20 FINGERS

toxic sundial
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no you're supposed to get mad and call me a slur, you need to go back through orientation

fluid heron
toxic sundial
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see raccoons got it down

fresh rose
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Before that he became a spirit he was literally just normal human

fluid heron
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yeah with 4 fucking arms

frail kettle
fresh rose
summer flame
fluid heron
frail kettle
# fresh rose No lol

The entire reason sukuna developed his ideology is because he was born disfigured. Its literally the entire reason he's friends with uraume

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He wasnt a cursed spirit, just a disfigured human

fluid heron
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he had 2 mouths and 4 arms before he became a curse

fresh rose
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The entire reason hes friends with uraume is cause hes using her as a disposable freezer

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Thats it

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Otherwise he wouldve killed her

fluid heron
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uraume is a man

toxic sundial
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this mfer

fresh rose
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Woman originally

fresh rose
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New host is man body

toxic sundial
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this gif worked THIS morning

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bro

fluid heron
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new host is a female body

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exact opposite\

spring quail
toxic sundial
frail kettle
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Minor mistake, entire argument is over ignored

spring quail
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I read the jjk mango after season 2

fluid heron
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ive read that shit 4 times

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waiting for the sweatshop animation team to release new episodes

frail kettle
spring quail
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I had more fun reading the comments and memes on the website I was reading it on

spring quail
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You can only have so many asspull moments before I give up

fluid heron
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all im saying is from the lore it is stated that sukuna had 4 arms before becoming a curse

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and thats why his power was split into 20 fingers from kenjaku

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otherwise there would only be 10 fingers

frail kettle
frail kettle
fluid heron
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also the death painting wombs were kinda skimmed over and still goated

fresh rose
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Same fucking reason that doesnt make sense how kenjaku escaped a black hole using gravity when it shouldve instead just had the opposite effect

frail kettle
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Plotarmormaxxing

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Kenjaku is just goated like that though

fluid heron
frail kettle
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Bro could take over any body and do better than the host sorcerer

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With the sole exception of satoru gojo of course

fluid heron
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bro was taking fat loads for the sake of the culling games and ressurection of sukuna

frail kettle
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Ok bud

fluid heron
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when fuckers figured out that shit like a year later that shit was everywhere

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i already knew

frail kettle
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Be around the jjk community for long enough and youre bound to see it

fluid heron
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you had the original death womb paintings which is when kenjaku took over the head of the clans body and had multiple women get pregnant

frail kettle
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Literally cant have a convo about kenjaku and not have some mf pull that image up anymore omegakekw

fluid heron
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then you had one of the death womb paintings deadass called yuji their brother when they can subconsciously feel eachothers presence

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that death womb painting being choso

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pretty fucking obvious

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its just that instead of kenjaku doing the fucking on the other death wombs kenjaku birthed yuji

stoic girder
frail kettle
fluid heron
stoic girder
frail kettle
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Fellas does this mean kenjaku is straight or nah? He was a woman after all

fresh rose
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Anyways fuck cares

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New manga when

fresh rose
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Hang gege

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Kill gege

fluid heron
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hes a cursed spirit

fresh rose
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Run over gege with a car

fluid heron
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they technically have no gender

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hes deadass just cursed energy

frail kettle
fresh rose
frail kettle
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At like the same era as tengen

fresh rose
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No they kind of do

fluid heron
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oh yeah he was

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how long ago even was that

frail kettle
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Shoot

fresh rose
frail kettle
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Before heian era I believe

fluid heron
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shit just says ancient

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and he lived as a normal person until becoming a cursed spirit

fresh rose
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Cause theres a higher chance hes before tengens era even

fluid heron
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after about 900 years i would probably be getting fucked by dudes

fresh rose
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??????

fluid heron
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fuck else he got to do

frail kettle
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You know what? 900 years does that to a person omegakekw

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You get bored

stoic girder
fluid heron
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then yeah

fresh rose
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He found out hes 1% greek so now hes cosplaying ancient greeks

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Except that he is the femboy getting bent by philosophers

stoic girder
fluid heron
frail kettle
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Positive opinions right?

fluid heron
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no

frail kettle
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Ok

fluid heron
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how could you ever think that?

fresh rose
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Chud

fluid heron
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said that shit and you thought "must be positive opinions"

frail kettle
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I was looking at the bright side

fluid heron
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damn he must be talking about how woman make 75 cents for a mans dollar

fluid heron
storm stream
arctic pawn
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i wonder whats the whole plot of this

fluid heron
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but if i was kenjaku and being a male after many life spans

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fuck it might aswell try being a woman

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and then kenjaku birthed a goated ass character

stoic girder
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Only reason to be a woman would be to yoink their technique.

fluid heron
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its the same technique he used against choso and yuki

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where he just said fuck all that shit and just summoned insane gravity

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and yukis technique aint even gravity its density

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which turns into gravity without enough density hence her turning into a fucking black hole

stoic girder
arctic pawn
frail kettle
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I swear, if some clip of somebody bringing a speaker and blasting judas by lady gaga at the gojo vs sukuna movie doesnt appear

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Im going to be shocked

stoic girder
solar breach
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They call me the niche internet micro celebrity

fluid heron
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ok you have my address are you gonna pull up and get shot?

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i genuinely cannot understand the thought process of these people

stoic girder
frail kettle
fluid heron
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i just bit into the softest hottest tomatoe of all time

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shit was like tender lava

fluid heron
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all of my tastebuds are gone

frail kettle
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Were you grilling it or something

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Tomatoes grilled over charcoal go crazy

fluid heron
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its got cherry tomato halfs over it

frail kettle
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Sounds like something those eye-talians would make

fluid heron
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and it gets insanely tender in the oven and also insanely fucking hot considering its cooked at 425 farenheit

frail kettle
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We all know American pizza is TRUE pizza

fluid heron
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so around 220 celcius

frail kettle
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And american Italians are the true romans

fluid heron
solar breach
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Just like the romans

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Oh he already made that joke

fluid heron
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only that we remain

frail kettle
fluid heron
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italian mozarello buffalo spinach pizza

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i can eat the entire thing at a solid 115 pounds

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20 bucks

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and its worth it every time

solar breach
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You are 115 pounds??? Sending you a cask of beer

fluid heron
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im also a solid 5'7

frail kettle
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I was just about to ask

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Bro is emaciated

fluid heron
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yeah

solar breach
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Wait you arent kidding are you good bro

fluid heron
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perfectly healthy

solar breach
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Did you get starved in a basement for 6 years

fluid heron
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nope

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weighed this since i used to body build in sophmore of highschool

solar breach
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Even when I was younger I was never that low at that height

fluid heron
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cant gain weight or lose it

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maybe you were fat

solar breach
fluid heron
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and i took vyvanse

solar breach
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Or maybe you've just got a colony of tape worms clue

arctic pawn
solar breach
fluid heron
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mhm

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and im completely fine

fluid heron
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my dad was a state champ wrestler and he weighed less than me

solar breach
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Crazy

fluid heron
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shit is crazy

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my grandpa used to get caught in beaver traps in the wisconsin winter and the only reason he didnt die was because he had a bucket with a stick in it nearby

solar breach
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I'm glad im holding at 165 5'7 now, ive been trying to hit this mark for a while now

fluid heron
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that happened 3 times

solar breach
fluid heron
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i come from a family of fucking survivors

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recently ive sustained off of oatemeal and egg salad and havent gained or lost a pound

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and even when i engorge an eat alot i stay the same weight

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im at a perfect plateu

frail kettle
fluid heron
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115 to 120 when at water weight

fluid heron
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and also some jews

arctic pawn
fluid heron
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they died when i was young and i dont have a golden calf in my closet

arctic pawn
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half my family has jewish roots

fluid heron
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there was alot of tension between christians and my jewish great grandparents

arctic pawn
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but no religion practicers in a long time

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btw they are spiritists

fluid heron
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considering my entire extended family lives across the country the only shit ive heard is that my oldest boy cousing had a dui and my youngest female cousin is pregnant in highschool

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and i got expelled for smoking a lot of weed

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so i think i made it out hte best

solar breach
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At least my dads side dosent give a fuck what I do

fluid heron
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i dropped my vape and im very drunk this has turned into a survival horror

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shit came on right as i dropped it

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the japanese can play a good piano

arctic pawn
fluid heron
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we still hang out and go on trips out of state

arctic pawn
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lmao damn

fluid heron
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i remember when i was expelled i was brought to a different school and we were fucking xray scanned at the front

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the way i got around it because i was still a stoner was smoke a fuck ton before school

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and i would be geeked the whole day

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one day we were there to for like a community service typa thing

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we were interacting with the special ed kids

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at the gym i crossed one of them up so bad he hit his head on the floor and i didnt know what to do from then

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i never got in trouble

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he hit his head on the floor and started wailing like siren head

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im not even fucking joking

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and that is why i still feel uncomfortable around disabled people to this day

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then i took some tests there went back to school and graduated

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never did a single piece of homework

lost epoch
frail kettle
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I've graduated with people that had less than a 1 gpa

fluid heron
frail kettle
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How do they pass you

fluid heron
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the teachers knew i was kinda goated

frail kettle
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Ah nah im not blaming you or anything

fluid heron
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i wouldnt do a single piece of homework sleep in class and would still get 90 on tests

frail kettle
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Im just wondering the logistics

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Oh so you graduated with decent grades

fluid heron
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fuck no

frail kettle
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Passing grades

fluid heron
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they made me take remedial because i never did homework my test grades were very good

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i was global elite in cs

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couldnt give a single fuck about homework

frail kettle
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Aura

fluid heron
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every week i was being pulled aside high as fuck talking about how i knew all the material but i wasnt applying myself in class

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couldnt be fucked to do homework

frail kettle
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Dude honestly i feel like when a teacher sees that they should just let you pass

fluid heron
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then they gave me a week of online over all my classes and finished that shit in 2 days

frail kettle
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Busy work is bullshit if you know everything already

toxic sundial
fluid heron
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only reason i could sit through middle school was because i was insanely medicated

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highschool i couldnt sit through any of it

toxic sundial
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I wasn't medical enough

fluid heron
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i would just show up do my test and not wanna do anything else

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teachers would get pissed handing me back 90s on tests

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while i slept through all their lectures

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i would smoke at home find the rubrick and testing times look up the shit on the internet before the test and ace it

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got into a loud ass argument one time on a project for using wikipedia when every other source corroborated it

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with the teacher

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or the time a teacher when i handed in a project said i didnt do it and i brought it up with the principal and they got fired

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because i never engaged in class

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this is how i felt the entirety of highschool

fluid heron
frail kettle
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ah

fluid heron
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mostly just her being a massive fucking bitch

frail kettle
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english teacher?

fluid heron
frail kettle
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so second worst omegakekw

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yeah to be expected

fluid heron
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my brain is too fucking rotted to remember hwat its called but it was about atoms

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covalence electrons and shit

frail kettle
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chemistry

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i hated that shit

fluid heron
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yeah but it had nothing to do with chemistry

fluid heron
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one time she just brought in a bunch of basic ass electrical kits

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basically just a battery wires and led

frail kettle
toxic sundial
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electricity is chemistry

fluid heron
toxic sundial
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btw

fluid heron
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i just cannot fucking identify what the fuck she was trying to teach

fluid heron
frail kettle
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btw

fluid heron
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but it had nothing to do with chemistry

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it was just basic circuits

toxic sundial
fluid heron
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im gonna stick my tongue so far down your throat youre gonna vomit

toxic sundial
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you're lucky I haven't been drinking I'd make this way weirder

frail kettle
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do i dare try to install the new update for gamma

fluid heron
fluid heron
toxic sundial
frail kettle
frail kettle
toxic sundial
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so it was about time to

frail kettle
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fair i guess

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kinda wish I purchased them on gog

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so no steam drm

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but oh well

fluid heron
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if only they taught about protons and neutrons and nothing else

toxic sundial
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and after installing gamma 12 times to prove I can do it the gog install is just objectively better

fluid heron
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no structure or anything

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so it ended up being a class with a big fucking waste of time

visual stirrup
toxic sundial
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you can go up to anybody and they've atleast heard of a proton neutron and electron

fluid heron
toxic sundial
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yeah so idk what that has to do with what I said

fluid heron
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nothing

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its just that i learned jack shit

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and instead learned when i was a grown ass man

toxic sundial
visual stirrup
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gamma would be better with only the installation process that requires at least two IQ points and gatekeeps the retards

fluid heron
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and while i knew jack shit was still able to pass

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all it was, was parroting back the shit she had posted in the online documents

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there was nothing else

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i used to just read ahead cuz she would just read out of textbooks and just take pictures

visual stirrup
fluid heron
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and then copy and paste it into a slideshow

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fucking hated group projects

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would always just rather do it on my own

toxic sundial
frail kettle
# toxic sundial

this implies the existence of a very benevolent and homosexual riff

visual stirrup
fluid heron
frail kettle
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i only know one song of his and it's his most popular song

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i'm too much of a zoomer

fluid heron
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bennie and the jets

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that shit bangs

toxic sundial
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I was named after my father, as he was his, and his, and his

fluid heron
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all my grandparents are named after a bunch of jews

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so no clue

toxic sundial
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legally I get to put a V after my name for the fifth

fluid heron
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i have trumps middle name i think

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no i dont

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eh john close enough

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both start with j

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and my first dog was named jet

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think my parents liked that song a little bit too much

solar breach
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Elton John is so cool man I remember when he shut Ellen DeGeneres (Satan's messenger) up

fluid heron
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elton john is kinda goated

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i remember when he shit on ellen degenerate whatever her fucking last name is

high wing
fluid heron
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elton john told her to shut up and be funny

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and she has never been funny

solar breach
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He's so peak

fluid heron
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hes goated as fuck

solar breach
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Mf cracked the code on how to not he gae and insufferable and people still struggle with it to this day

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Yall gotta get rid of the automod for ga y

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Its ridiculous

fluid heron
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cant stand fuckers who are inssuferable

fluid heron
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true

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but those specific group of people who i cant say anything bad about because they are perfect in every way or some shit

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those people who just make it their entire personality

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cant fucking stand it

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their one personality trait is their sexuality

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ive met so many people like that and i want to fucking strangle them to death

solar breach
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I can't mention that im bi without feeling like one of those people. Curse them for 10 billion years

fluid heron
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if you degrade yourself to the point where you being a homosexual is the only interesting thing about you

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it just seems obssesive and almost like praise baiting dont know how to describe it

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trying to put yourself into a position where you can only recieve praise

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and etlon john said that said when ellen was just saying she was a homosexual constantly to almost farm engagement

solar breach
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Virtue signaling or at least something similar

fluid heron
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pretty much

solar breach
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Idk if there a term for it specifically

fluid heron
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guys ive done one of the easiest life decisions that i can take back at any time

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this shit isnt in the 1800s where you would get hung

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coming out as a homsexual is easy

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unless you live in a country where that hanging shit is still considered justified

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not naming names

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just cant stand people who make excuses or virtue signal

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based off their own determined personality trait

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god mental health excuses with shit like adhd that makes my fucking blood boil

fluid heron
fluid heron
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diagnosed by 3 doctors

solar breach
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And seeing people add it to their

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"Quirky personality traits"

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Is

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So

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Idk man

fluid heron
solar breach
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It degrades ADHD itself and makes people take it less seriously

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Its a mental disorder

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I can never think completely clearly ever, and I twitch often

fluid heron
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with adhd i can barely commit myself to anything if i dont find it interesting

solar breach
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Exactly

fluid heron
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fuck if ill find myself drawing furry porn and acting like i have 20 mental issues

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im GETTING MONEY

solar breach
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"I have PHANTOM PAIN"

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ANOTHER condition

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Degraded

fluid heron
solar breach
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Phantom pain is a real thing with amputees

fluid heron
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yep

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and amputees i feel great symapthy for

solar breach
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It works completely differently irl than what vr chat losers claim

fluid heron
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couldnt imagine living without one of my limbs

frail kettle
fluid heron
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and having bouts of pain

solar breach
frail kettle
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it's a weird ideology of wanting to be the victim

solar breach
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They just saw the name

fluid heron
frail kettle
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in something

fluid heron
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a tale as old as time

solar breach
fluid heron
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i heard that helps in some

solar breach
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Next up on the quirky personality traits: Tinnitus

fluid heron
solar breach
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I swear when people get bored of one condition they swap just like that

fluid heron
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ive shot probably 10k plus rounds of ammo in the past 8 years and i dont have it

solar breach
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I got so unlucky

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Duck hunting when I was like 12

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Got it then.

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Not horribly

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But enough to where I struggle to sleep without white noise

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Well ADHD also affects that

fluid heron
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shot a deer perfect heart lung when i was 13 in a rickety shack tree stand

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shit fucked up my ears for like 3 hours after that was fun no issues

solar breach
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Went to a death metal show last year

fluid heron
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ive always heard the ringing in quiet areas

solar breach
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Couldn't hear as well for like 3 days

fluid heron
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as far as i can remember

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never been to a concert

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can stand being around too many people

solar breach
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Didn't make the ringing worse tho

solar breach
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Lots of sweaty bodies

fluid heron
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let alone a hundred sweaty losers

solar breach
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I was next to a pillar and a chill oldhead though on the edge of the pit

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So it was fine

fluid heron
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concerts are mega hearing damage zones

solar breach
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Bass zombies are insane.

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Fuckers are gonna go deaf before 30

fluid heron
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ive shot alot of guns and forgot to put on ear pro and gotten insane ringing my ears are fine

solar breach
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I really dont know why like

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One hunting trip and now I have tinnitus

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None of my family remembers either that I have it

fluid heron
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shot a 50 cal with the right muff of my comtacs not on all the way

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shit woke me up real fast

solar breach
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Although my best friend and cousin is deaf in one ear, hearing damage buddies!

fluid heron
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glad i have no hearing damage

solar breach
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Be glad

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I've had several problems with my body for years now

fluid heron
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i havent been to a doctor in 8 years

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never had any weird pains issues or nothing

solar breach
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My nose walls are too thin and can expose blood vessels leading to constant nose bleeds from minor movement

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A genetic thing

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My teeth are really really tight

fluid heron
solar breach
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Something is wrong with the muscles in my neck

solar breach
fluid heron
solar breach
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I woke up last night at 3 am to a nose bleed

fluid heron
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stopped happening last year

solar breach
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THIS WAS AFTER I GOT THEM CAUTERIZED

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THEY CAME BACK

fluid heron
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never had them bad enough for that

solar breach
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It got to the point where I was getting light headed and starting to choke a bit on my own blood flowing backwards into my throat

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It was rough

fluid heron
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but man i would wake up go oh fuck and have to run to the bathroom to plug up my nose spewing blood

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then for the whole day everything tasted like blood because it had been running down my throat all night

solar breach
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yeahhhh

fluid heron
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and i would feel ill all the time

solar breach
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my burps tasted like blood today

arctic pawn
solar breach
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nasty

arctic pawn
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damn

fluid heron
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nowadays my burp tastes like beer

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because im an alcoholic

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nothing deep or revealing in that one

solar breach
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based and addictionpilled!! (hope you get better)

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my mother was an alcoholic

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almost a year sober

fluid heron
solar breach
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lol

fluid heron
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alcohol has had me quit every drug other than nicotine

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and i could quit alcohol with nicotine

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think i would go into a coma if i tried to quit nicotine

solar breach
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reminds me i need to bug someone for a pack

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i generally dont drink often but i will never ever turn down nicotine

fluid heron
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i turn down cigs now

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cant stand em

solar breach
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i love em

fluid heron
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unless its a black and mild or cigar

solar breach
fluid heron
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i will smoke 4 of those fucking things and ask for another

solar breach
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i love black n milds

fluid heron
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so fucking smooth

solar breach
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idc those slap

fluid heron
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i went on a camping trip

arctic pawn
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my first cig was black mint

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worst mistake of my life

solar breach
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we had a quest one night to find something to smoke after midnight

fluid heron
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a buddy got 12 of them i smoked all 12 in 2 days and a whole vape

solar breach
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regular place we go was closed

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went all across town ended up with 3 packs of milds

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was fantastic

fluid heron
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i just cant stand ciggarette taste

solar breach
fluid heron
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but black and milds barely taste

solar breach
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Reds are overated

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but turkish royals

fluid heron
solar breach
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goddamn i love them

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smells great and tastes great

solar breach
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still like royals more tho

fluid heron
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primarily what i smoked because i never buy cigarretes and its what my friends buy

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just dont care for cigarretes

solar breach
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fair enough

fluid heron
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if i havent smoked in like 2 days ill smoke a fent laced marlbaro gold

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i dont give a fuck

solar breach
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everybody else in the group prefers vapes im the only one who likes cigs more

river zealot
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@vale sand hows backend doing

solar breach
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prob cause growing up i was surrounded by smokers

fluid heron
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my dad went cold turkey when i was born

solar breach
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nice

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unlike my family my personal rule is no smoking around the kids

fluid heron
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i dont think they should call it cold turkey because cold meats are fire as fuck

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and that shit is hell

solar breach
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Dad and your older brother is smoking? shit might as well pick up smoking

river zealot
vale sand
river zealot
vale sand
fluid heron
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just saw a fat bitch on instagram cosplaying mina from deadlock

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shit fucked up my whole night

vale sand
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You can still see some of the aftermath

vale sand
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spoke a bit too soon

river zealot
#

Well, today

vale sand
river zealot
# vale sand wdym jump

More people going to download, since its weekend, and yesterday a lot probably couldn't download

vale sand
fluid heron
#

Real ones don't even play gamma

arctic pawn
arctic pawn
#

completely disattached from gamma

fluid heron
#

Most of the time I forget I'm in the gamma server

arctic pawn
#

true

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me 100%

fluid heron
#

most as in when I'm drunk which is all the time

arctic pawn
arctic pawn
river zealot
#

The egirl I was plotting on for consecutive months finally agreed to have esex with me. Towel on my chair, extra tissues to my right I was getting ready for what would've been a session to remember. I press the call button, she answers instantly. Before I can even utter the words, "Are you ready for this e-cock?" I suddenly disconnect and I'm staring at the pale grey loading screen with my 4 incher still in hand. My face went from eagerness and excitement to sadness and anger. @discord I will never forgive you for the pain you just made me experience. #ihatediscord

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@naive bison

visual stirrup
fluid heron
#

I got a baseball whipped into my face hard as fuck at bat when I fouled it into my nose

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Enough force to break it

fluid heron
#

anyways moral of the story getting your nose broken kinda fucking sucks

lusty hazel
narrow sorrel
#

how does this actually work?

fluid heron
narrow sorrel
#

No I mean the fire selector clueless

fluid heron
#

it most likely doesnt

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i would be very surpised if it does something

lusty hazel
#

if you go below safe, a piece blocks the trigger from moving

fluid heron
#

does the burst work reliably

lusty hazel
#

yes

fluid heron
#

suprising

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considering they cant get that to work well on actual guns

narrow sorrel
#

...clueless

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So you cheated with electronics kekl

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(legit and valid)

fluid heron
#

just how it works

lusty hazel
#

all of my airshit guns have ETU MOSFETs

fluid heron
#

you cant really get a bolt to cycle when your projectile weighs almost fucking nothing

lusty hazel
narrow sorrel
#

switch to tungsten balls clueless

lusty hazel
#

no reason not to use ETU's unless you're a BROKIE

narrow sorrel
#

or whatever they shoot in Metro

fluid heron
#

great idea

lusty hazel
narrow sorrel
#

mb

fluid heron
#

a bolt cannot function in an airsoft gun considering their entire kinetic force is based off of co2

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or pressurised air

lusty hazel
#

playing with this today, not my gun but I need to test if it works and owner was like give it a whirl

fluid heron
#

a bolt just does not even function

lusty hazel
fluid heron
narrow sorrel
#

inb4 regular air

lusty hazel
#

green gas (pressurised propane)

fluid heron
#

wow another pressurised gas

narrow sorrel
#

what Hwat

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why clueless

fluid heron
#

was not expecting propane

lusty hazel
lusty hazel
#

with green gas you load the propane into a chamber in the magazine

lusty hazel
narrow sorrel
#

is it just the volume/gas constant?

lusty hazel
#

yes

lusty hazel
fluid heron
#

this airsoft shit sounds retarded

lusty hazel
#

I just stick with electric powered ones for now

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cheap to operate

fluid heron
#

your carpet looks like dry mulch

fossil swan
#

fn fal

lusty hazel
#

just a regular ol' carpet

fluid heron
#

your carpet freaks me the fuck out

fluid heron
lusty hazel
fluid heron
#

i guess technically the fn fal has 4 kind of rivets

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but they are more like flush screws

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and i dont know enough about the fn fal to deduce the fucking point of them

#

upon 5 seconds of research it seems to be with aftermarket dustcovers

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seems to be with the dsa dust cover

lusty hazel
#

yerp

fluid heron
#

dust cover optics bad so skip

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only ak i like is when they dont mount a fucking optic to a dustcover

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which is kind of negative points for the ak because if you dont have a half dustcover option

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basically where around the gasblock it extends to basically be half the dustcover it sucks ass

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(if it doesnt)

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yeah im seeing a few

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these are practically total conversions

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considering its almost one solid upper

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but it would definitely hold an optic well

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god thats fucking ugly looking

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ive learned that i fucking hate an fal that isnt wood furniture and has an optic mounted

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shit looks ass

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so basically the sa-58 is ass

lusty hazel
#

except with zenitco, pdc etc

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you can do it with the fal though, tention it so it doesn't lose zero

solar breach
#

What the FUCK

#

Is that

lusty hazel
#

carpet

solar breach
#

Its time for some new carpet gang kekl

river zealot
#

Yellow mini bus getting towed somewhere, and 12 other yellow minibuses following the tow truck

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???

lusty hazel
#

I live in a place where the carpet isn't an integral part of the floor

solar breach
#

Thats called a RUG

lusty hazel
#

carpet

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same shit different smell really

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thank god I'm not an amerimutt

solar breach
#

The fibers are so long and scattered

lusty hazel
#

imagine having to replace your carpet when it gets dirty instead of being able to wash it

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still wouldn't pay for carpet cleaning, insanely expensive

solar breach
lusty hazel
#

yeah exactly stupid

solar breach
#

So we are able to clean them

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Got it thanks.

lusty hazel
#

I just bring mine to the carpet cleaners, 20 bucks to clean

#

amerimutts when they complain about the economy being ass and still pay for overpriced services because United states of amerimutt was designed around it

#

Oy vey!!!

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throw dumbbells at these fellas

lusty hazel
fluid heron
#

which is why dust cover mounts always fucking irk me

fluid heron
lusty hazel
#

also to attach the top cover you also need the handguard

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and at that point might as well get the stock too

fluid heron
#

im talking if you got that one zentico handguard that extends into the dustcover and you have like a half dustcover

lusty hazel
#

tbh zenitco isn't insanely expensive either

fallow trellis
#

the guntards are talking

fluid heron
#

they are down in price

lusty hazel
#

but you could get away with mounting your sight to the gas tube

lusty hazel
#

not the best option but works with rds and holo

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for anything else you may as well get a side rail mount

fluid heron
#

its so fucking far

lusty hazel
#

tbh low mount rds it's peak

fluid heron
#

when i was looking about 2 years back holy fuck

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zenitco was insanely expensive

lusty hazel
fluid heron
#

like for a handguard you could buy an entire nother ak

lusty hazel
#

yeah

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nowadays Ukrainians made their own version

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for aksu, ak and rpk

fluid heron
#

ill just rock my fun time ak with irons

#

feels more rooted that way

primal rapids
lusty hazel
#

I don't run ak's 😎

fluid heron
#

i dont either

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i just have one for fun

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zero self defense purpose or carry purpose

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just to shoot it

lusty hazel
#

yea

fluid heron
#

yeah that is horrific

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starfield ass gun

primal rapids
fluid heron
#

second you put a g36 optic onto any gun it just becomes awful

#

the germans cant make a reliable car or a decent optic

primal rapids
fluid heron
#

im fairly sure the g36 carr handle optic its just a 1x red dot

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or a 3x not sure

stone blade
fluid heron
#

like this shit looks crazy

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and its ass

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what an epic sight picture

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i would rather use an elcan spectre than the hensoldt dual optic

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the bottom is a 3x optic and the top is a 1x red dot that is so high over the bore its fucking isane

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ugly ass gun fuck the g36

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if you cant put your cheek into the stock and see the optic its a bad optic

stone blade
fluid heron
#

people have the idea tanks are slow

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shit is fast as fuck for how much it weighs

#

and m1 abrams weighs 73 tons and its top speed is 45 miles per hour

abstract ruin
#

Tanks used to be slow

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But even then you had shit like BT tanks that were insanely fast

fluid heron
#

tanks are quick

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also i was wrong im not an armored vehicle autist

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its 55 tons

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which is still insane

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and before reactive armor

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so 50 thousand kilos

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and it can move at 45 miles per hour

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fucking crazy

gleaming grove
#

BT5 was pretty light

abstract ruin
#

Yeah

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Back then they needed to be light to be fast

fluid heron
#

lil tank

abstract ruin
#

That's why nowadays you don't really have a distinction between light and heavy tanks, because modern tanks are both heavy and agile

fluid heron
gleaming grove
#

But its funny that

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A lot of old tanks were way lighter

fluid heron
#

in the 30s it was how do we get a big gun in the frontline

gleaming grove
#

And MBT is wayy heavier

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Yet its speed is way faster

abstract ruin
#

We got better at making engines

fluid heron
#

true

gleaming grove
#

Like an abram is around 2 Sherman heavy

fluid heron
#

and tanks nowadays have gone from an almost inpeneratable vehicle to being a mobile artillery emplacement

drifting mantle
fluid heron
#

aint nobody taking a tank to the front lines you are going to sit 3000 meters and snipe and people with he

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because your 20 million dollar tank will be completely fucked by 200 thousand dollar javelin

abstract ruin
#

Or a bunch of 500 dollar drones

fluid heron
#

that too

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a 500 dollar drone with a grenade becaus the commander is hot

#

and needs to open the fucking hatch

gleaming grove
#

IFV is more fitting

fluid heron
#

tanks are becoming almost irrelevant

gleaming grove
#

City is worst battlefield for a tank

fluid heron
#

we just fly massive drones with bombs on them

gleaming grove
gleaming grove
#

But ppl still need iron beast that smash fortification

#

We cant do that with IFV

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Tank seems to be the only way

abstract ruin
#

Well you gotta remember that while we're also discovering new ways to counter drones

fluid heron
#

considering the us killed people in the middle east with missiles with no explosives just blades

abstract ruin
#

Like US has essentially a microwave that can destroy swarms in seconds by frying their electronics

fluid heron
#

deadass just a drone with a rocket with only blades on it

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no explosives

gleaming grove
fluid heron
#

like a fucking samurai cutting you in half and you falling apart only when he sheathes his blade

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but its a 500 pound bomb instead

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dropped from a uav

gleaming grove
#

Just a very fast god damn missile that has blades

fluid heron
#

no explosives just sharp metal

#

well i guess it was a bomb platform that you could put anything in

#

made it pretty universal but there was a few high moments where they said fuck it drop a bomb with 6 blades accurately enough to kill someone

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which is fucking crazy

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like bro this was launched accurately enough to fucking kill someone

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from an insane height

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the us used it to kill an al qaeda leader

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through a building

#

fuckers were wall hacking

fallow trellis
fluid heron
#

and it was launched accurately enough to kill a fucker in a truck

#

actually fucking insane

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if i was an iraqi poppy farmer i would call it wraps then

#

if only the us military didnt tell them they could grow as much opium as they wanted and we would pay for it

narrow lotus
fluid heron
#

1.1 trillion gets you alot

narrow lotus
#

Mornin gladiators

fluid heron
#

born during the invasion of middle east living during the invasion of the middle east

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old enough to go invade the middle east

cyan coyote
fluid heron
#

over 100 thousand pounds being able to move at 45

#

fucking crazy

cyan coyote
#

new abrams getting a new hybrid engine with better torque-to-weight ratio so it'll accelerate faster

coarse bear
#

I don't think we should be posting the aftermath of a missile strike in this server, y'know
There's plenty footage out there of test dummies and shit :]

fluid heron
#

true

narrow lotus
fluid heron
#

i think its just fucking insane that the us was just launching these fucking things and making accurate hits

#

alot of shit like that they just load it up with a bunch of fucking he and call it a day

#

it had none of that

narrow lotus
#

their missiles are top notch but also very fucking expensiove

fluid heron
narrow lotus
#

p!Prime

foggy mantleBOT
fluid heron
#

which the fucking us also made

#

soon we will probably have a liberty prime

#

they are already experimenting with augmented reality thermal systems for fucking INFANTRY

#

that gives you fucking outlines of people like you are using cheats

#

and they were experimenting with combining it with an infantry tracking sytem like a fucking irl minimap

fluid heron
#

i thought arma 3s full screen thermals were fucking ridiculous

#

shit might become a reality

#

And to think all this shit is being made because you can't see thermal signatures through glass

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Or use any optics that aren't iron sights through thermal goggles

fallow trellis
river zealot
#

Never scrolling brainfart in public again

narrow lotus
fluid heron
#

Iedy consistently finds a way to 1 up himself with goon material

#

Somehow finds gladiator goon material and posts it here

split canyonBOT
dreamy flaxBOT
#

The protagonist was a 74-year-old woman from Surduc commune. While trying to park her car in the clinic yard, the driver failed to secure herself properly and plunged into the parking lot below.
-# gtranslate Translated from :flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan to :flag_gb: English

narrow lotus
#

driving on the upcoming traffic on highway , smashing through a paper store and now this

coarse bear
#

Lead poisoning finally shining through

narrow lotus
#

A 72 year old woman caught an Indian Delivery driver with her car and dragged him half a street before she realised

#

He survived but lol

fluid heron
#

A paper store shouldnt be as funny as it sounds

coarse bear
#

Paper store hmm
Like a pen and paper stuff?

narrow lotus
#

Like a store that sells comics , magazines and newspapers

#

a little shack thingie on the side of the road

#

that grandma decided to vaporize it

fluid heron
#

we all outta paper suspiciously paper shaped throat

split canyonBOT
tidal trellis
#

Get out of my sight madge

narrow lotus
#

Flop is the launcher still dead

tidal trellis
#

Ngl its hard to tell, but most probably maybe.

narrow lotus
#

Shiet

tidal trellis
#

Well less of launcher and more of

fluid heron
#

Fufill your helper role you fuck

tidal trellis
#

Moddb

tidal trellis
narrow lotus
#

Yeah their servers just vaporized too

fluid heron
#

Don't know and don't care havent touched gamma in over a year

#

Just in here to get drunk and rant

tidal trellis
fluid heron
#

No shit?

#

helper role for what

#

Every time the god forsaken mod pack updates mod db fucking dies

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
#

I've been just trying to get onto 0.9.5 since yesterday so I can help more pepefridge

fluid heron
narrow lotus
fluid heron
#

That shits gonna be my eulogy

narrow lotus
fluid heron
#

simply just have other games to play while waiting for the servers to not be getting nuked

fluid heron
#

I already know I can't suggest a game to play to a tarkov player

#

just go stand outside I guess

primal rapids
# narrow lotus

Did you know the popular and award-winning STALKER mod named G.A.M.M.A. recently received a major update?

fluid heron
#

I've been playing hunt showdown arma reforger arma 3 and darktide and sometimes deepwoken

#

Having a fucking grand time

narrow lotus
#

hunt showdown is cool but i have 10k in Tarkov so for my health i cant play it

fluid heron
#

Why it's just way more fun than tarkov

coarse bear
fluid heron
#

That's true you always have TF2 to play if you have nothing

#

But I still play when I have something

#

That's because im a fucking real one

naive bison
narrow lotus
narrow sorrel
#

whomst?

naive bison
narrow sorrel
#

whatsdts?

naive bison
#

achilles i think?

narrow sorrel
#

No I mean

#

who are those two in 2026

naive bison
#

fucking losers in a movie no one is gonna watch

#

oh wait

#

i think

#

bottom right

#

is elliot page

#

aka ellen page

#

a trans man

narrow sorrel
#

...isnt the nomenclature "trans woman" clueless

primal rapids
narrow sorrel
#

but since you mention it

fluid heron
narrow sorrel
#

does that mean Elliot Page was 🫃 ?

#

@naive bison thinkaboutit

fluid heron
#

Not gonna think about it

#

Actually no thoughts from now on

#

just gonna go bask on my heat rock and let the lizard brain take over

coarse bear
naive bison
#

@river zealot

austere shadow
stark gull
naive bison
#

what a terrible day to have eyes

gleaming grove
fallow trellis
gleaming grove
fallow trellis
# stark gull

i have lost generations of children to this fictional woman

naive bison
narrow lotus
#

this is double than Concord

raven python
#

Don't these retards know if a game fails it won't come back

#

Esp a multiplayer game

pseudo robin
gleaming grove
#

Goon night, people

stark gull
sacred mountain
# stark gull

Someyhing something cia psyop making nerdy girls look sexy in cartoons

stark gull
sacred mountain
stark gull
#

Who also ain't completely out of shape

sacred mountain
#

I lowk had a nerdy gf who lowk loved me back

Then we broke up all of a sudden for no apparent reason

pale ingot