@naive bison come my royal jester
#🎪bruh-fart
river zealot
lost tartan
thorny talon
https://fixvx.com/RykerdaYeen/status/2051264218758779076?s=20
"prosper stupid canine"
lost tartan
yes
pale ingot
hello . user @narrow lotus
lost tartan
pale ingot
hello . user <@146741297875517440>
and one more for good measure @narrow lotus
thick wadi
mid faps
narrow lotus
and one more for good measure <@146741297875517440>
AS a professional goonoseur , i would say ZZZ still has better design
dusk sentinel
pale ingot
AS a professional goonoseur , i would say ZZZ still has better design
if the master says so
im getting tired rn
like straight eepy
from playing this shi
river zealot
naive bison
@stoic girder
narrow lotus
quaint ore
Anything but address the mental health crisis and broken school system lol
dusk sentinel
No pocket clothing when
Clear clothing when
Shutting the schools down when
This is as logical as banning guns only for knife crime to surge by like 7000%
Turns out criminals who didn't give a shit about the law didn't give a shit about the law all along
Who would have guessed?
quaint ore
Anything but address the mental health crisis and broken school system lol
I am fairly certain kids would be less inclined to resort to violence if their school system didnt actively punish them for trying to prevent it
dusk sentinel
At this rate, people will start making stone spears to protect themselves
Back to the stone age
quaint ore
I am fairly certain kids would be less inclined to resort to violence if their s...
or even better: stop wasting their fucking time, boredom creates a lot of problems.
dusk sentinel
There was some news about a guy protecting himself with a tusk in UK, I think
A few years ago, I think?
quaint ore
A narwhal horn
dusk sentinel
Yeah that one
quaint ore
dude got imprisoned for it
dusk sentinel
or even better: stop wasting their fucking time, boredom creates a lot of proble...
Video games saved me from being an alcoholic or a drug addict, so yeah, boredom does create crime and criminals
A bored young man full of energy is a recipe for disaster
quaint ore
make hobbies affordable lol
or even better: give school extracurricular activities more funding, encourage mf's to do exotic sports like HEMA or rock climbing
pale ingot
ok so @fresh rose
the game is okay
it doesnt really.
like.
the core gameplay is pretty much the same as every other gacha game, its nothing special
fresh rose
what a surprise
pale ingot
i might play it again eventually but after 3 hours im genuinely eepy bro
im goin to eep
@naive bison
venn diagram
naive bison
why tf did you post that
pale ingot
idk
naive bison
visual stirrup
im goin to eep
stoic girder
pale ingot
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1500891919553659050...
why is only her nose censored
and her last name starts with a j
pale ingot
dude i was a little annoying freak piece of shit asshole kid in school this shit actually happened
true story
vale sand
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1500891919553659050...
you know, maybe she shouldn't ask applicants any questions or even do the interviewing process for a tech role if she takes screenshots by literally photographing the screen
visual stirrup
you know, maybe she shouldn't ask applicants any questions or even do the interv...
umbral field
This is as logical as banning guns only for knife crime to surge by like 7000%
And for gun crime to not change at all
naive bison
1:25
dusk sentinel
And for gun crime to not change at all
Turns out criminals who didn't give a shit about the law didn't give a shit about the law all along (as I was saying)
prisma venture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnQXslAo34M
YOOO YOU FUCKIN SEND JIRKA AND DONT PING ME
maron
dusk sentinel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnQXslAo34M
N'avi getting him early on was funny lol
quaint ore
N'avi getting him early on was funny lol
him absolutely hammerfisting a xenomorph is wild
this is how I imagine hive gangers fighting tyranids lol
dusk sentinel
If the profile pic is not stolen off of some instagram whore, it's probably made by a clanker
umbral field
fuck me sideways
Mmm yes
I've beaten this game twice
Rush zombie tech
(If you have the DLC)
prisma venture
wot
umbral field
ZOMBIES
Just get in the fucking
Dungeon first
If you have the DLC you'll see him
prisma venture
no dlc
also
how the fuck i get better quality fish
i need like better fishing rod or something
also what food is good at start
@umbral field
dusk sentinel
look at the fuckin plant on that tv
White bitches do some weird shit, so I wouldn't be surprised
It probably is clankerwork though
They can't even be assed to steal pics anymore
Just generate them with GoonerGPT
prisma venture
yup
stark gull
what even are these bots man
prisma venture
https://tenor.com/view/ladaviktor-lada-viktor-viktorstrandbrinklada-ladaviktorst...
my neigbour has lada
the first o ne
umbral field
also what food is good at start
Just focus on getting those points and building up your workshop
prisma venture
Just focus on getting those points and building up your workshop
this is my shop of work
umbral field
You can worry about food and fishing after, I barely fishes at all
umbral field
this is my shop of work
Barebones for now
A great source of green points are going to be the fines on the rocks and walls you can take off across the map
And farming when the game forces you into that
umbral field
Don't worry about money
prisma venture
how do i get this shit
stark gull
the first o ne
Lada Niva
prisma venture
and ink and pen
umbral field
how do i get this shit
Church
Once you unlock that you convert faith and random shit to get science
...No wait
Thats ass-backwards
Either way don't worry about it until you unlock church
fresh rose
how do i get this shit
papers
stark gull
@narrow lotus https://fixvx.com/i/status/2050949655580778899
umbral field
Oh okay so basically it's fuel
fresh rose
you get science from papers
umbral field
Science fuel
umbral field
Use paper and books
umbral field
me no hable english
Make it from bat wings or skin
fresh rose
dude trust me
umbral field
Don't think you do for paper
prisma venture
maron
fresh rose
I quit 6 hours in
umbral field
I quit 6 hours in
I got through most of the DLCs
And base game
Definitely have a podcast or something in the background
fresh rose
shit just becomes oh I need X for Y and for Y I need Z and for Z I need B but B happens only on whatever the fuck day cycle it is in that game but to do B on whatever the fuck day you need to do this thing before it and to do the thing before it you need G
thats the gameplay loop
its so bad
prisma venture
this is my home
umbral field
shit just becomes oh I need X for Y and for Y I need Z and for Z I need B but B ...
The day cycle thing is my biggest hate
If I knew how to remove it I would so I wouldn't have to wait for a certain day to do certain shit
gleaming grove
this is my home
I swear this game has a very ludicrous grind cycle
prisma venture
i like grind
fresh rose
its just a worse stardew valley
prisma venture
AHA i forgor to buy the perk
where in the retard hell i get black paint
and fethers
prisma venture
yup
storm stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023294108864619/1402729078926082098/i...
replace "French" with "Indian"
stark gull
dreamy flaxBOT
stark gull
Who's he flipping off?
prisma venture
idk
some dude
looks sick tho
dont it
the cig and all
when i grow up i want to be like that dude
stark gull
<@84708626911989760>
"Marry me and take me from Russia"
stark gull
Bruh
dusk sentinel
yo wdym
Nah bro I meant the clanker
The clanker can't even lie right
Cool pfp tho (I actually like it)
stark gull
"I'm a bad scammer. I don't know how to scam properly. Could you give your steam acc? P-pweaze 👉 👈 🥺"
prisma venture
arigth bet
umbral field
where in the retard hell i get black paint
The astronomer might sell it
Or the poet
Ink, that is
prisma venture
got rhodie shorts
LAD
gleaming grove
prisma venture
@lost tartan got this shirt
prisma venture
i have shorts
not short enough tho
these
also from helikon
i love helikon
somone could call me a fed
prisma venture
cinema
umbral field
Nice cock bro
stark gull
Not short enough
At this point it's underwear
lost tartan
Nice cock bro
wait until you see my giant calves
naive bison
Why did he post his cum-encrusted shorts
lost tartan
Why did he post his cum-encrusted shorts
glue
naive bison
Sometimes I hate this chat
lost tartan
fuck off
lost tartan
theyre going into the washer now
lost tartan
"The cylinder must remain intact" ass
nope
naive bison
theyre going into the washer now
Just cause I said so? I own you
lost tartan
oiled my table few days ago
and shit got everywhere
together with some repair jobs
stoic girder
lost tartan
beech wood
since its cheap and lookd snice
framing is made from alumium profiles
prisma venture
https://x.com/afish7911/status/2050980767488971258
@drifting mantle @pseudo robin @pale ingot @lapis zinc
prisma venture
moly?
lost tartan
Holy
its like gamerfuel
but like
German
And they use some caffeine Variant that gets released slower
lost tartan
so you dont get big spike or dropoff
no allowed at work
working with 400AC high on meth no bueno
no RCD either usually
storm stream
The mouse can be used only on 1/4 of the mat. The rest is for getting food and drinks spilled on it
lost tartan
The mouse can be used only on 1/4 of the mat. The rest is for getting food and d...
yes
cable too short
prisma venture
working with 400AC high on meth no bueno
sissy
lost tartan
Im also planning a underdesk HOTAS pount
prisma venture
says the guy with skinny legs
lost tartan
why else are you wearing such long shorts
lost tartan
Whats the book about?
lost tartan
Whats the book about?
electrician book
stark gull
The machine spirit craves for oils to run discord properly
lost tartan
Final Exam tomorrow
stark gull
storm stream
nice
stark gull
"We got Japan at home"
stark gull
That explains it
lost tartan
no
dreamy flaxBOT
lost tartan
im marking pages and then shower and sleep
stark gull
That's a weird helmet
lost tartan
Nuclear blast eye protection
stark gull
Is this for pilots?
lost tartan
yes
umbral field
Exellent pfp sir
lost tartan
When you drop the nuke the mushroom would blind you
umbral field
When you drop the nuke the mushroom would blind you
The flash
The flash will blind you
lost tartan
this has some titanium comfuckshitoxide or whatever that blackens to almost fully Opage within like .001s or whatever
this ones for B52 Pilots specifically
it just looks pretty Metal
gleaming grove
she tried meeting up with modern routers?
stark gull
stark gull
she tried meeting up with modern routers?
Yeap
lost tartan
Real
fluid heron
i got downed by melee multiple times but ill take it
fluid heron
so if it was trash mobs its fine
literally got downed by a crusher
stark gull
literally got downed by a crusher
Take it while you can
dusk sentinel
slender rock
lapis zinc
Goyfeed
naive bison
@narrow lotus @river zealot zoomers reinvented the soggy biscuit
lapis zinc
That shit will make you grow tits
slender rock
That shit will make you grow tits
Im fat
slender rock
Welcome to the club
lapis zinc
I love when I'm nice and tired and ready to sleep then I get a calf cramp and suddenly no more sleep
prime zenith
real
slender rock
I've had them for years
Still, you're gonna get closer to death each year
river zealot
Holy fuck im still catching my breath
man i thought you went to bed
river zealot
Im trying to get asleep
then maybe turn off the phone
naive bison
And then get flashbanged by immense pain
naive bison
then maybe turn off the phone
Its playing s video as im falling asleep
I like to listen to stuff while falling asleep
lucid tiger
primal rapids
I can't believe you posted a video of someone choking their chicken
slender rock
I can't believe you posted a video of someone choking their chicken
Cat
@river zealot
slender rock
coarse bear
fluid heron
just reset my config on tf2 and just had my fucking ears blown out
ripped my headphones off
quaint ore
do you guys remember some z tard hoi 4 youtuber challenging Gunther Felinger to a hoi 4 match @river zealot @naive bison @coarse bear
river zealot
he won i saw it
fluid heron
this is what i play on for the game to not be loud as fuck
quaint ore
he won i saw it
some priceless shit doe
quaint ore
You got to be a crackhead to play it competitively
quaint ore
https://tenor.com/view/buff-tf2-engineer-buff-engineer-pyroland-dog-gif-15564964...
i was doing chest, shoulders and triceps like a fucking mentally deranged psychopath today
my face contorted into shapes i do not wish to see
quaint ore
its normal, especially for a newbie
icy apex
my face contorted into shapes i do not wish to see
lmfao
well shit I have jogged 21 thousand steps after work and I feel like my lungs dont have 9 years of smoking damage 
slender rock
just reset my config on tf2 and just had my fucking ears blown out
Hearing loss.
quaint ore
well shit I have jogged 21 thousand steps after work and I feel like my lungs do...
I am able to run through 3km of very hilly terrain in like 15 minutes
so i am HAPPY
fluid heron
like old csgo when you reinstalled and that loud ass menu music would blow your fucking ears out
icy apex
I am able to run through 3km of very hilly terrain in like 15 minutes
very nice
slender rock
Music: 0
icy apex
gotta keep that cardio going 
slender rock
gotta keep that cardio going <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
Single speed bike
icy apex
Maintaining a fit health matters when being an alcoholic fucking piece of shit
slender rock
Maintaining a fit health matters when being an alcoholic fucking piece of shit
Yeah
Can't afford to be an alcoholic rn
icy apex
I'm limiting myself nowadays but damn I need something to get my mind off certain things
quaint ore
I hate the sensation of being drunk, specifically the light headedness
if I feel the lightheadedness I just refuse to sleep or sit till i sober up
icy apex
I dont get those, I rarely even get a hangover
I just like the fact that I dont get anxious after it
quaint ore
I dont get hangovers cause I dont drink that much,and I never mix alcohol
legit if you start with beer and go to liqour, stay at liqour
it will save you horrendous hangovers and porcelain throne prayers
icy apex
legit if you start with beer and go to liqour, stay at liqour
Fuuck I just get a hold of whatever I have in my hands
Thats why I stopped drinking alone for a time because it led to certain events
naive bison
do you guys remember some z tard hoi 4 youtuber challenging Gunther Felinger to ...
Why am I tagged in this
quaint ore
Why am I tagged in this
I cant forgo my favourite israeli-russian
in a very politically funny discussion
river zealot
Why am I tagged in this
3rd hour since Zalrider went to bed
naive bison
3rd hour since Zalrider went to bed
My leg cramped and then I had to get up to pee
Also who are you to monitor my circadian rhythm
fluid epoch
We smokin' shit in a glass pipe blowin the Lord's bubbles
river zealot
Also who are you to monitor my circadian rhythm
im waiting so i can see you sleep
quaint ore
im waiting so i can see you sleep
What xalrider sees in his house at 4 AM
river zealot
What xalrider sees in his house at 4 AM
lore accurate spine
quaint ore
this is an artist rendition of artyom
naive bison
im waiting so i can see you sleep
We making 6 shots of espresso
Where's my baseball bat
naive bison
I got gifted a baseball bat on new year's
quaint ore
and mark into xal
naive bison
We did secret santa
icy apex
What xalrider sees in his house at 4 AM
What xalrider sees at his door daily
naive bison
What xalrider sees at his door daily
He hands me the aipac money directly
icy apex
He hands me the aipac money directly
he hands you lube and tells you to bend over
naive bison
No we do a secret handshake
quaint ore
he hands you lube and tells you to bend over
It turns out that bibi was not bibi, but Osaka in disguise
magic tartan
quaint ore
he stares in horror as he gets pinned to the table
quaint ore
and strapped with handcuffs
naive bison
Me and Big Ben
quaint ore
as his ass gets chalked up
icy apex
No we do a secret handshake
Up the ra butt
naive bison
he stares in horror as he gets pinned to the table
Let's not write out rape fantasies involving me please
fluid heron
was wondering why my mastercomfig overrides werent working
i didnt fucking install mastercomfig
i just assumed i did
quaint ore
Let's not write out rape fantasies involving me please
I shall write a rape fanatsy to rival Low Tier God
icy apex
Let's not write out rape fantasies involving me please
You wrote one yourself bro
river zealot
Let's not write out rape fantasies involving me please
its not rape if youre asleep
naive bison
i didnt fucking install mastercomfig
The issue could also be you misspelling config as comfig
stoic girder
naive bison
its not rape if youre asleep
Ok CeeLo Greene
naive bison
Honestly I have no idea what im looking at
naive bison
https://comfig.app/
Touchè
stoic girder
Honestly I have no idea what im looking at
Poutine.
naive bison
Poutine.
Doesnt look like any poitine I've zeen
It looks like chunks of amber melting
fluid heron
i just use it for null cancelling mouse filtering optimization and explosion effects
so i dont shoot one rocket and be unable to see anything
naive bison
i just use it for null cancelling mouse filtering optimization and explosion eff...
Just making shit up
fluid heron
everything else is just text files with console commands
and null cancelling is goated idk why more games dont have it as a default
makes it so that if you press 2 movement keys the most recent one overrides the last so you dont stop moving
got mfs dropping 200 bucks on a keyboard to strafe faster
grizzled meadow
It will work with some luck, it will take some years because that's basically how it works, it's already a huge thing that I've managed to work for two years straight, I just need the next one to be sure that I'll move on to the next ranking list, then things will be easier, people are called first
quaint ore
Dont even bother with corpo jobs ffs
Go do a trade
Legit saves you headaches
"I dont want to do blue collar work"
I bet you dont wanna work in amazon warehouses either
So go, learn trades, get into construction or something, and live a better life
Then you can go get a proper education and do whatever the fuck
fluid heron
go get an apprenticeship
you get paid to learn to work a job
its like an internship if you werent being exploiting and actually got something out of it
scenic field
Construction places have cushy corpo jobs tho
fluid heron
yeah its called being an electrician
river zealot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvZ8AEFN10c
does a job that requires no education
is suprised it doesnt pay much
scenic field
My uncle has 6 kids and put them all through a good college on factory plumbing job
quaint ore
I legit dont get half of the argumenta bitching about horrid economy in uS
When they literally have BALLER fucking opportunities
fluid heron
only way to queue in this game
verbal needle
scenic field
I legit dont get half of the argumenta bitching about horrid economy in uS
Its difficult for me cuz i have a record. People literally just.. dont call you back.
fluid heron
i take it back
quaint ore
Its difficult for me cuz i have a record. People literally just.. dont call you ...
Just keep searching I guess, go full eastern european immigrant mode and go as far as to move to another part of the country
My uncle worked odd jobs for insane hours till he landed a proper one
Like legit only sleeping for 3 hours to make enough money for rent
scenic field
Just keep searching I guess, go full eastern european immigrant mode and go as f...
I actually just moved into my first place after getting out of jail. Been in motels since last year. Even finding someone willing to rent out a house is rough
Its very gae. Cuz before i got in trouble all my experience was medical related. And now i cant work in medicine
velvet parcel
quaint ore
I actually just moved into my first place after getting out of jail. Been in mot...
Yeah heard about that, i imagine evem worse for mfs who were in prison
fluid heron
you shouldnt
scenic field
see a random woman on my instagram feed
Enraging i know
scenic field
Lol
stark gull
Its difficult for me cuz i have a record. People literally just.. dont call you ...
What did you record?
river zealot
speaking of sex offenders
whats up
dusk raven
speaking of sex offenders
scenic field
What did you record?
I literally have an mp4 of the policecall and the bodycams lol
You know whats fucked up
stark gull
turn on audio on video
Turn off*?
scenic field
Sex offenders have their own jails down here
river zealot
@quaint ore do i have to keep my hands straight when doing wrist curls
scenic field
So they arent in with gp
dusk raven
are you a sex offender ?
stark gull
Sex offenders have their own jails down here
Coz prison is full of sex defenders
scenic field
are you a sex offender ?
Fuck no lol
quaint ore
<@682836813915750411> do i have to keep my hands straight when doing wrist curls
I dont really do them so you are better off giving a gander on google
stoic girder
river zealot
I dont really do them so you are better off giving a gander on google
what do you do for forearms
scenic field
what do you do for forearms
Roll a towel up and squeeze it. Im serious lol. Like 4 sets, 100 reps
high wing
bro applying for unemployment sucks so much balls the website will not let me sign in tells me to call them i call them "were too busy call back later" LIKE WHAT????? lmaoo
god fucking dogshit
river zealot
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DX6poDepgyz/?igsh=cHg2OWE4M2ZrNjNt
this could have been a png
raven python
audio is important
scenic field
bro applying for unemployment sucks so much balls the website will not let me si...
My shit has been pending since july lol
quaint ore
what do you do for forearms
Reverse curls or hammer curls
Two sets till near failure after all the back and arm exercises
stoic girder
quaint ore
Are you into bodybuilding chaplain?
General fitness, i am going to see if I can get into SF.
scenic field
Hell yeah dude.
scenic field
Hope you like running and rucking
quaint ore
Hope you like running and rucking
Love me hiking
And also my brain gets a nice itch whenever i just book it through woods
fading portal
stoic girder
naive bison
https://fxtwitter.com/Perfectgodess11/status/2051022698369708320?s=20
Dead in 10
lost epoch
lost epoch
https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/2051397631998312950/photo/1
Retard forgot to paint the tip orange
Or painted it black
high wing
almost every airsoft gun comes either with an orange tip preinstalled or an attachment for it
sacred mountain
Or painted it black
Painted black?
umbral field
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2051119939361149086
Is it the nice wolf woman or the one that makes me kill myself
sacred mountain
Painted black?
high wing
velvet parcel
the problem with that cosplay its just airsoft tacticool stiff and merc patch, nothing cosplayish about it from an onlookers perspective
umbral field
the problem with that cosplay its just airsoft tacticool stiff and merc patch, n...
I've never seen a terrorist with that much kit though
Fake or not
I'd assume he's actually from the government before a terror group
sacred mountain
Thats probably why they got arrested
velvet parcel
i mean pretending to be from law enforcement also major crime
umbral field
i mean pretending to be from law enforcement also major crime
Yeah but I wouldn't report them
Like did a cop come up to them or were they reported?
velvet parcel
noone would but they could show up anyway
theres enough police in my coty for them to possibly appear even if noone snitches or calls
then again i live basically next to the police office so maybe im biased
dusk raven
i think it's less about that and more about 1 dude showing up to an event with a rifle
high wing
with a rifle with no indication if its a real or fake one
especially with ppl latetly showing up shooting places
proven crown
then again i live basically next to the police office so maybe im biased
Same, I used to go to college basically across the road from the station, so cops were always around
high wing
i did see a picture of someone pretending they had an nerf gun but it ended up being a glock or something
id have to find it again
found it
proven crown
with a rifle with no indication if its a real or fake one
That's why we have oversized barrels painted orange
high wing
this was seized during a police raid
https://www.wral.com/story/authorities-find-glock-pistol-disguised-as-toy-gun-at-nc-man-s-home/19583634/ i aint sayin nothing but.
fluid heron
https://www.wral.com/story/authorities-find-glock-pistol-disguised-as-toy-gun-at...
ew the glock with that fucking kit
wow a portable conveinent hangun let me add a bunch of plastic bullshit to it
high wing
man is more worried about a kit than cops now thinking kids might have fucking guns hidden as nerf guns
fluid heron
man is more worried about a kit than cops now thinking kids might have fucking g...
probably because this isnt a common occurance
proven crown
probably because this isnt a common occurance
As if that ever stopped them from shooting kids
fluid heron
if somebody wants to harm other people theres not much you can do to stop them
if they didnt have guns they would just stab people
fluid heron
if somebody wants to harm other people theres not much you can do to stop them
well you could also just shoot them
but we wont talk about that
the main issue is that these people see other peoples lives as insignificant
doesnt matter if they have a gun or not they dont hold human life to any value
insanely psychotic cant put yourself into anyones shoes
high wing
X
fluid heron
you know shit is moldy when its looks low quality
drifting mantle
fluid heron
somas one of my favorite games just based off the psychological element
fucking amazing game
if you want a game to fuck up your perception of self
its 10/10
using cloning to allow your original character to pass a certain area
but you just end up making a copy of yourself the one that iniated it still exists and thinks
basically just trapped
and it raises questions about how we could even scientifically make teleportation if i rebuild you cell by cell atom by atom is that still you
dusk raven
ready or not training pistol
drifting mantle
if you want a game to fuck up your perception of self
Played it, didn't fuck up my perspective.
It was like... Alright, yeah that makes sense.
And to all that future sci-fi-stuff I can only say:
We will get the answer, when we get there.
fluid heron
Played it, didn't fuck up my perspective.
It was like... Alright, yeah that make...
it definitely hit me in me in my nuts
drifting mantle
Red or blue playdough
All mixed
fluid heron
your whole perception of you the things you experience its all you and hten having it thrown the side after having being cloned you dont become your clone your cloen takes on you while your rot and die
fluid heron
your own perception is insanely personal
but taking your own experiences life and throwing it away for a clone to basically be your double
drifting mantle
No which one was sweeter of the colors
Dude, I'm 30... The fuck do I know, which playdough tasted the sweetest?
fluid heron
thats horrifying
your double is you but you remain fixed still while another being with your every memory and thought walks around
fucking terrifying
drifting mantle
thats horrifying
Ey man, if my intial goal is to get on some Ark... And the twist is, that they will just create a digital copy of me on there. I will happily take that.
And when I'm the one, who is left behind. I try to do the best out of the options I still have.
Worse case, I blow my shii clean off. Knowing that my double still exists in a digital paradies.
fluid heron
but in the end it was never you
thats the whole shit
the current you the one who is experiencing things
its horrific
drifting mantle
It's the closest thing to me. The alternative is to just die
slender rock
Dude, I'm 30... The fuck do I know, which playdough tasted the sweetest?
Mf you remember your childhood right
Bitch
fluid heron
Mf you remember your childhood right
you would have to be mad retarded to be eating playdough
drifting mantle
Mf you remember your childhood right
Not every aspect of it
slender rock
you would have to be mad retarded to be eating playdough
I know
high wing
kliff be lookin a lil different
slender rock
I'm asking those who did eat that shit
high wing
slender rock
Supposedly because of the color red was deemed "sweeter"
fluid heron
i was born in 2005 i aint that old i have vivid memories of nfs most wanted little big planet mlb the show
high wing
i dont think ive ever eaten playdough
i know ive tried dough for making flour torillas as a child
fluid heron
i know ive tried dough for making flour torillas as a child
just tastes like alot of nothing
high wing
just tastes like alot of nothing
yea
slender rock
i know ive tried dough for making flour torillas as a child
Out of playdough?
fluid heron
i was eating raw cookie dough when i was like 4
that probably isnt remotely a good idea
slender rock
i was eating raw cookie dough when i was like 4
Eh
lost epoch
slender rock
Lol
drifting mantle
That was sarcasm
You forgot to add /s like on reddit
fluid heron
i thought this was something drug related but im far too drunk to actually understand what the fuck is happening
slender rock
You forgot to add /s like on reddit
Really?
slender rock
no regular dough
Did you add butter or masa for the dough
fluid heron
im aware of the nature valley bars those shits used to be goaed
fluid heron
Masa itself doesn't have a flavor exactly
what the FUCK is masa\
high wing
what the FUCK is masa\
spanish word for dough
fluid heron
spanish word for dough
high wing
fake ass mehican
fluid heron
what the FUCK is it
fluid heron
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masa
that makes alot more fucking sense
fluid heron
Either way you missed a step in the dough to make it taste like nothing
you missed adding a bunch of seasoning and spices to make it not taste like nothing
yeah no shit
plain dough tastes like fucking nothing
hardtack tastes like nothing because it literally is just flour and water
thats the most basic application of flour into dough
slender rock
plain dough tastes like fucking nothing
Tortillas aren't exactly supposed to be tasting much besides a little salty for enhancement brightening up the fuckin flavor of whatever you wrap it in or dip it in
fluid heron
Tortillas aren't exactly supposed to be tasting much besides a little salty for ...
wouldnt know i put sour cream on my fuckin tacos
the thing is eating just a straight flour product with nothing on it sucks ass
slender rock
wouldnt know i put sour cream on my fuckin tacos
Hunter's the one fucking up the dough
Jackass
We have to reeducate him
fluid heron
Hunter's the one fucking up the dough
i know too many hunters because i live in south georgia
and all of them i have kicked out of my local establisment
slender rock
i know too many hunters because i live in south georgia
Fuck!
Do they have dirty blonde hair too?
fluid heron
if you are named hunter at birth you are automatically programmed to be a piece of shit
fluid heron
Do they have dirty blonde hair too?
wearing camo and driving a lifted truck?
slender rock
wearing camo and driving a lifted truck?
Yeah
slender rock
I hate this place
slender rock
Apparently mine is less common because of one letter change
lost epoch
You can trust me
fluid heron
yeah nah
slender rock
No
lost epoch
You guys are meanies
fluid heron
mine is spelt like the last name version and still nobody here even has the first name version
slender rock
mine is spelt like the last name version and still nobody here even has the firs...
Mine has come up a lastname a few times but more of a middle
Idk
fluid heron
Mine has come up a lastname a few times but more of a middle
my middle name is a first name
slender rock
But change one letter then its common as fuck
fluid heron
my first name is a last name my middle name is a first name and my last name is so fucking common
slender rock
my middle name is a first name
Mine kinda is a hyphen with any trailer trash womans name ending with it
fluid heron
my full name sounds like a riddler riddle
fluid heron
Mine kinda is a hyphen with any trailer trash womans name ending with it
wouldnt know trailer trash
my family does not associate with em
slender rock
wouldnt know trailer trash
Bullshit
fluid heron
deadass
ive lived in the suburbs my whole life
i have a fucking pool in my backyard
inground
only time ive touched an rv was dick deep in the woods on a camping trip
slender rock
And i live in California
fluid heron
i live in georgia
slender rock
And there's a lot of trailer trash here
fluid heron
rural georgia
fluid heron
ive definitely met trailer trash but ive considered them not to be of enough mental acuity to even consider
or remember
slender rock
Knowledge is key
fluid heron
when i was a kid i went camping and my dad told me about the time a bunch of rednecks came down almost fucking killed me in an atv while i was sleeping in a tent and told my dad he fucked his cousin and got her pregnant
told me he was about ready to fucking shoot them got so close to running my head over with an atv
slender rock
Thats white trailer trash moment right there!
fluid heron
we were camping at a river with a fucking train tracks
thats as trailer trash as it gets
slender rock
Indeed
fluid heron
high risk no reward
i almost i died in my sleep
by some inbred hick
only consultation was that my dad wouldve fucking killed him
slender rock
Yeah that's tracking thus far
fluid heron
my dad was a wrestler and a decent gunsmith multiple times i had to talk hm down
otherwise he wouldve fucking killed somebody for fucking with me
my dad can still pin the shit out of me
i have no chance
slender rock
Old man still got the grit
fluid heron
multiple times state champ
slender rock
Aye
fluid heron
recently my dad asked for help on digging some big ass drainage trenches
you know how your dad acts like that shits easy
digging through wet ass georgia red clay 4 feet down fucking sucks
fluid heron
im pretty sure its fucking too shit to make pottery out of
slender rock
im pretty sure its fucking too shit to make pottery out of
You can reenforce it with some other clay
fluid heron
a shovel full holds so much water its like trying to sling 20 pound over your shoulder
do that about 1000 times
slender rock
💀
fluid heron
my dad was like shit talking me second we got in the truck he went yeah that fuckin shit sucked
i get fucked up sitting like a gremlin at work shit had me fucked up for like 3 days
i have straight gamer back
slender rock
fluid heron
thats what i be doing installing windows on some old hags computer
because she doesnt understand that the free speedup tools dont work
im the it guy at a place with 0 programming knowledge and a flash drive with a windows install
prime zenith
i was eating raw cookie dough when i was like 4
that shit is the best
fluid heron
my diagnostic level is me looking up the motherboard model and its error light pattern
prime zenith
would always tell my mother to leave me some before she throws rest
fluid heron
that shit is the best
i had like an inpenetrable immune system as a kid
as a grown ass man i got every strain of covid
fluid heron
never gotten sick since then
prime zenith
im sick rn 
fluid heron
if it aint nic sick
well not even that
recently i smoked 6 black and milds in a row and felt fine
which is around 200 mg of nicotine
per
prime zenith
whats a black and mild
fluid heron
you ever see those cartoons of the villian who smokes a big ass cigarette with that tip
basically what a cigarello is
prime zenith
i see
narrow sorrel
...so what's a cigar then
narrow sorrel
oh a big ass cigarette nvm 
fluid heron
...so what's a cigar then <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
big ass cigarette of tabbaco wrapped with tabbaco leaves
you arent supposed ot actually inahel a cigar tho
prime zenith
never tried cigarette but I have tried cigars a few times
slender rock
fluid heron
you suck the smoke into your mouth
prime zenith
and it hits so nice ngl
fluid heron
i smoked about 4 black and milds that a friend got for me and he went how the fuck havent you thrown up
narrow sorrel
I... don't remember ever seeing a cigarillo in a cartoon actually...
fluid heron
I... don't remember ever seeing a cigarillo in a cartoon actually...
who was the bitch in 101 dalmations
unless im gaslighting myself
she smoked a cigarello
the evil one
slender rock
Cruella Deville
narrow sorrel
oh it's the cigarello on a holder?
slender rock
Spelling?
fluid heron
i dont knowi havent seen that shit since i was like 8
slender rock
Skill issue
narrow sorrel
can you use a cigarillo with the holder anyways?
slender rock
can you use a cigarillo with the holder anyways?
I think or rather believe that was a regular cigarette
Hold on
fluid heron
but they also back then just smoked cigarretes out of long ass pipes
and said it was beneficial
a cigarello is basically just small cigar
one where you can actually smoke it without vomiting
slender rock
fluid heron
oh shit
slender rock
Audrey Hepburn used these
slender rock
Its a classy way for women to hold a cigarette
fluid heron
cigarellos were made in 1830s likely in spain
slender rock
Less "brutish" fits with the higher social class
fluid heron
so it is different
cigarello literally means little cigar
but usually nowadays they are fitted with a tip
those things will buzz the fuck out of you
higher levels of nicotine sign me the fuck up
also they are spelt cigarillos
like an armadillo
the most popular of that shit now are black and milds and swisher sweets
which are smoked by people in the projects
slender rock
which are smoked by people in the projects
Also the wrapping is used to make blunts
slender rock
The paper is more resilient
fluid heron
ive smoked blunts wrapped ina swisher sweet
but man its great to just smoke one normally
slender rock
So you can wrap a tighter more dense blunt using the cigarillos or swishers instead of regular rolling paper
fluid heron
i mean thats how you wrap blunts
prime zenith
higher levels of nicotine sign me the fuck up
do you inhale that shit
slender rock
Well i hate the flavored ones
fluid heron
do you inhale that shit
yes
prime zenith
gg
fluid heron
cigarillos yes
slender rock
Cancer inside you
fluid heron
cigars no
i would vomit trying to smoke a cigar like a cigarette
also you can kinda do half and half with a cigarillo
slender rock
Then you have the old timers who smoke and eat the cigars
fluid heron
half smoking it like a cigar half like a cigarrete
slender rock
Well chew
slender rock
It's more expensive for cigars
fluid heron
free cancer
yeah no shit it gives you cancer
prime zenith
yeah no shit
slender rock
fluid heron
now i just go through a vape in 2 days
prime zenith
vape epidemic
fluid heron
nicotine epidemic
has nothing to do with the vape itself all about the nicotine
if i didnt have to light a cigarrete and have everything smell fucking awful i would be chainsmoking
prime zenith
smell like fucking rat piss
and then put on perfume as an extra
like every smoker
fluid heron
i vape regularly nothing smells i smoke a single cigarette indoors
holy fuck
its boutta smell like straight butt
prime zenith
vape smell is hella nice doe
slender rock
i vape regularly nothing smells i smoke a single cigarette indoors
Smoke outside you fuck
prime zenith
true
fluid heron
Smoke outside you fuck
im a southerner i aint built for the cold
these winters been getting colder
put me in some thermals tho like im up in wisconsin i could smoke a whole pack up in antartica
fluid heron
in the end all that matters is the nicotin
if i could have like a nicotine suppository that would last the whole day i would be shoving that shit up my ass every day
prime zenith
just buy a snus pack daily
fluid heron
if i could have nicotine intravenously
fluid heron
just buy a snus pack daily
cant do snus or anything
shit gets my mouth raw to anotehr level
try to drink a lemonade and shit just hurts
also just how uncomfortable it is to have something packed tightly into your lip
fluid heron
if i quit smoking yall would never hear from me again
spring ledge
if i quit smoking yall would never hear from me again
Im on day 9 of not vaping anymore
¯_(ツ)_/¯
The urge to wanna kill everyone and anything that talks to you dies around day 6
fluid heron
Im on day 9 of not vaping anymore
i get so fucking irritable its not funny
spring ledge
Truth 😄
austere shadow
fluid heron
i went 3 weeks without smoking and i was looking like hisoka
looking for my next buzz
fluid heron
noticed i dont smoke as much when im drunk
fluid heron
probably because i drink to the point where im too preocuppied with the spins to take a hit of my vape
fluid heron
just tried to eat some watermelon out the fridge
could barely taste it consdiering how fucking badly sensitive my teeth are
whenever i eat ice cream i eat it avoiding my teeth
eating anything cold with my teeth is just deep nerve pain
Jus tried to send some shit from my phone
What the fuck is this
visual stirrup
little mirage
verbal needle
higher levels of nicotine sign me the fuck up
I have 2 boxes of cubans
verbal needle
I would smoke all of those in 5 minutes
Its 400 cigars
You gonna a smoke 400 cigars in 5 mins?
fluid heron
Its 400 cigars
verbal needle
fluid heron
You gonna a smoke 400 cigars in 5 mins?
Yes
fluid heron
Don't want to taste em just after that bag
The bag being nicotine
Dawg ain't this Vanoss?
Or is this a different Evan fong
verbal needle
Dawg ain't this Vanoss?
Yes, he's a musician too
fluid heron
Yes, he's a musician too
ok well I listen to him for his 2015 gta not for his music
lusty hazel
could barely taste it consdiering how fucking badly sensitive my teeth are
brush your teeth buddy o pal
and stop drinking syrup
fluid heron
brush your teeth buddy o pal
Fuck you buddy that's how my teeth have always been
fluid heron
Boar looks happy as fuck
Also lots of film grain
I have permanent metal brackets affixed to the back of my teeth because my parents wanted my already good teeth to be straight
shit did not work
Haven't had a cavity in my whole life
Fucking hate the orthodontist
Shit is fused to my enamel
lost epoch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1500654254870757436/gi...
Warthog
Cool guy
lusty hazel
tbh most modern games are already 80 bucks
fluid heron
tbh most modern games are already 80 bucks
80 dollar game could buy a brick of weed for that