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Sleep NEXT to a man? naw probs not
have violent sex with a man and then sleep? yes.
you're never gonna believe which option the guy in the video did

@river zealot
what
you sissy liberals with your soft supple hands
bet you want to hug and kiss me you fugging sissy liberal
my stummy a lil grumbly
reddit social experiment
i dont get it
The world gets to decide from red or blue and its consequences
If you pick red and it wins, everyone else who picked red lives and everyone else in the world dies
If blues wins. everyone lives
I would pick blue of course, im such a good person on r/AITA
if more than 50% pick blue everyone lives
This includes babies btw 
if more than 50% pick red, only those who picked red lives
i feel a political subtext
perhaps if you browse reddit then yes, in general its not
it's reddit, it's obviously political in subtext
it's a massive echochamber
They took away the part where if too many people pick red everyone dies or something.
No tf2?
It was not free 
it counts if you stole your uncle's orange box with the code still inside?
ah memories
cool cool
didn't expect valorant to be so not-progressive
I wonder if my trans friend can cause a controversy
oh gg
Curious.
"then hes gone"
lmao
If you complain you get called an Islamophobe is genius
is this 28 years later bone temple 2?
-# "NO"

What the fuck happened?
its pic BIG A
its ban
I found the good ending
Scientology raids are getting even wilder after a man brought over 20 “Christian dwarfs” to raid the Scientology HQ in Los Angeles in an attempt to find Tom Cruise.
20 DWARVES BESIEGE A CULT SHRINE
weird side quest
EA Games will be in shambles soon once their overlords will tell them their woke shit is considered illegal for them lmao

Germania has fallen
It's over
truly
Leprechauns are white goblins
After Ranking both Overwatch AND Marvel Rivals Heroes based on their HONKER size, and Ranking every DBD Killer's CHEEKS, I figured it was finally time to rank EVERY Dead by Daylight Killer's milkers based on how attractive I deem them to be. The Calcium Cannons are the body's second most important feature as we all know. So please, sit back, rel...
Remember that governments will track you down for saying the President's Wife eats ass but wont track down the people who made Roblox Minigames with actual shootings with victims names as NPCs and shit ( and you play as the shooter ) @naive bison

Can't wait for this to be said in the coming great happening
Somewhere, in the back of your mind, you hear a echo. The voice of your father
||"Fuckin pussy"||
what's wrong?
are you okay
I hope you doing fine man
the timing is impeccable
damn why
and he leaves everyone on read
@river zealot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfP7gKslE28
Season 17, episode 19: Girl, Internetted
iedy:
you okay bro?
bro had a second opinion
took a second to process

@narrow lotus are you good man
i am fine , all good , turns out the world will not end
uhuh
are you suicidal?
what the fuck are you saying
xal talm as if he even is in vc
stfu stinkmaxxer
What happened?
The Sun WILL explode in 5 billion years tho

NOO
WHAT
FUCK.. ITS OVER.. ITS ALL OVER
None of us will be alive in a billion years 
Unfortunately immortality is not here yet
Or well cure to aging that is
Shut
Okay
Speak for yourself, I have never died.
Quantum immortality yourself to the end of the universe mf
Quantum THIS!
There was a dick pic here, but ph33r deleted it
It was quantum, too small 

just sent that to my ex
who is this from this server
It was a general shitpost 
I wasn't targeting anyone, lol
i was just asking in general
im asking you to target someone
Have fun (pick it yourself)
I love What We Do In The Shadows.
Matt Berry is a national treasure
What did you get muted for? 
Lemme fix that
giving attention to people i shouldve blocked immediately 
Rookie mistake 

w self reflection ngl
what did you say
93/100 in Civil Procedure, I am going to be high on this for the week until one of my professors humbles me
professors do know how to humble tf outta you
I'm lowkey curious too
Dude reset himself to factory settings with that feat, lmao
heartbreaking
eww
in what
what game
What game?
casualties: unknown
I LOVE CASUALTIES UNKNOWN!!
@naive bison
im sorry for your loss
y'all mfs got me twisted
18
Oh, i am sorry for ur loss
sorry for your loss
that always sucks to hear
yea
@river zealot
my condolences brother
no one portrayed that chronical depression like gandolfini did
You guys relate Tony because he is the strong silent type , i relate to him because i am balding
I relate to Tony because I eat beef and sausage by the fuckin carload
Are you sure?
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Seen a crisp burnt guy's corpse yesterday
Shit's horrifying
high blood pressure gang
New youyou name is awesome
It's more like trauma dumping
I ain't trolling
that guy wont survive a hard drive check
Ive only smelled freshish corpses and they smelled poopy. Was deep fried an improvement?
You know how human hair contains sulfur?
Luckily by the time I've seen it smell went away
It happened outside, heavily drunk guy tried making BBQ
No i used chem period to smoke the grass
Burnt hair vs burnt tortilla chip kinda have the similar smell
Kinda
I say that cuz people void their bowels when they die.
Usually we came in and "tried our best" to get em back
When the pee goes into the poo its like the chemicals from die hard
When the poo meets the pee....
All NTR cucks must be hung
i dont understand ntr bro why do you wanna read about a guy getting cucked do you want it to happen to you too???
cuckmaxxing bro
"fine, i'm gonna rape him myself" said the user
idk internet is fucking disgusting
Why defend the waifu as an Imperial Titan when you can be the waifu as an Imperial Titan https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2rHDCdpbMFk
I'd bet that ntr mfs are worse than cucks
what's the diff
isnt it just cuckoldry
That's an Imperial Knight
I wouldn't know, I kill the Imperium's enemies on foot, in person like the Emperor intended.
More often than not they combine other degeneracy together to make an affront to god
@thick wadi
doesnt he spam slurs now
yeah
Not surprised, mf made an animation where steve straight up rapes a creeper
Speaking of killing enemies on foot, this weekly stratagem is sheer unadulterated bullshit
no that was gonzo the animator
Was it?
yeah
i think this is when trump won
They do have the same artstyle it seems
tobuscus did the song and gonzo did the animation
Reliquary, 75% less ranged damage at 10+ meters, 75% more ranged enemies at -10 meters, lose health after not executing anyone for 20 seconds
What did arrowhead do again bro 
Not awful modifiers, except for the part where you can't fucking shoot the Heldrake at less than 10 meters
Also that vid is nuked off youtube
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Which means you have to let the holy lasers do all the work, but it takes fucking forever
when did he become a sigma
dont
post
the rape minecraft creeper video
youtubers when they reach +1M subscribers and have to decide whether to be racists or pedophiles https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-dance-pretty-girls-gif-8089757801660073284
Xal has traumatic memories related to this video
i think being a racist is the lesser evil in this case
Bro is the new Kanye west
Also If I am ever gonna get a new OS, I am grabbing AtlasOS cause I hated dealing with linux installs
nothing will ever happend
Is that Omori?
Too late, I have already made your computer run off Windows Vista
Better than win 11 
Unironically probbaly more stable than windows 11 nowadays
Holy honkers


Based
Who's that?
tobuscus
@naive bison
god bless
@naive bison
@naive bison @thick wadi
?
does no one know about world war 11
it was so bad we went from ww1 straight to ww11
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Shalom genitals
How i read it first
Ah yes these balls were promised me 3,000 years ago
the "dont commit war crimes" game putting on the most badass music ever while commiting war crimes (how could i resist)
It makes me want to bomb civilians more
is that what she said to you bro
i dont get it
is she just retarded or what

even the vid ending is accurate damn
ok so we know about 1, 2, and 11 but what about 3-10 
Im shipping immigrants abroad
we dont talk about those
good
...Zion? 
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii chat
hiiii
truth nuke
bk and mcd are both overpriced abysmal dogshit
i had 2 burgers for dollars today
for 3 dollars*
how
i got 8 pounds of chicken at the store yesterday for 12 bucks
@vale sand
based
might make the jump soon
but banking apps etc are a big hurdle
the king of pop has arrived 🕺
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I think I will be eating a burger today
crazy url
i dont know exactly how much one dollar is in brazilian currency today
but it was 2 for 15 reais
so i assumed 1 dollar is 5 reais lol
anyways it was fucking delicious
@thick wadi
oh
over here a crispy chicken burger is like 5 bucks at kfc
and a big mac is $10 
yes
The west has fallen
Billions must cook dinner instead of eating out
wow i thought it was like way cheaper that 10 dollars
i barely go there anyway because the food is shit
this burger place near my house is like 10x better for cheaper local businesses stay winning
for a combo yeah i guess its ok
but one burger and nothing else
10 bucks is too much
explaining inflation to an american: imagine expensive burger
local burgers are way better and cheaper
truee
so far kfc is winning to me cuz its super cheap and delicious as hell
say whatever you want about turkish people but those mfs can COOK
Franchise fees are the big kicker, and the boomers want immediate returns
1,50 dollars per burger
They're bad at counter strike, too poor for a personal pc that can play it, never know English, always play in a group, never use discord, always bad at the game
Always playing at a LAN cafe with music in the background that makes it sound like a wedding
furi:
0.79
Those who snow
Internet Crimes Division
going out to eat is a scam
momma was right we gots food at home
anyways I got beer!
I'm not super knowledgeable so feel free to correct me, but can't you just check an ATM for your balance?
And write checks?
@river zealot
It is , everytime i wanna go i see the prices and im like bro i can make myself double at home right now
Like alsing 15-20 euros for 1 burger my man what the fuck are we doing
also can make it however specifically you like it too.
also
fast food prices have caught up to restaurant diner prices. For 2$ more you can just get a full steak dinner at a steakhouse
double? bro u can make urself 40+ with that money
1kg of minced meat is like 3 euro
only time i go out to eat is with friends
usually at small joints that are cheap and well made
but usually pretty far
GoyimOS
That is true
I noticed at Mc Donalds the cheap "combo" is no longer cheap lmao
18$ for shitty grease burger fries and cola or 20$ for steak and shrimp combo with baked potatoes and macaroni
like you gotta be an idiot to get fast food
It used to be 1 euro for fries and a low tier hamburger now its like 3 or 4
just learn 3 easy and fast 2 cook recipes and u never need 2 eat out again
n u never get tired of it unless ur sped
here it's still not as bad as you guys have it
just make an sandwich
turkey and Swiss
u can make chicken n rice in like 30 mins
same as mashed potatoes
or pasta
0 effort
or breakfast food in general it's so quick to throw down 2 eggs 2 bacon and a half cup of hashbrowns
like 6 minutes all together
chicken n rice always hits also try turkey and rice
get on architoke
been getting into turkey recently it's p good
secret technique
@narrow lotus @river zealot you know the scene from the recent season of the boys where homelander bathes in milk
yeah
talk about expensive food then u bring up bacon
bacon is expensive as SHIT
overpriced asf
Well he says its breast milk from an neonatal intensive care unit from mount Sinai
turkey bacon 
gonna get lunch with a friend tomorrow gonna sew a hole in his jacket cause he doesn't know how to sew
idk how people skip basic life skills
Make money to buy new clothes or afford tailor
Broke friendo pal
He's gonna kiss that wall, won't he?
Even homelander bows to Big Ben
Homelander
Which homeland though?

The only land that is worth protecting
@naive bison
Goddamn right 💪🏿 🇮🇱
"Guess who eats pussy tonight"
@river zealot @narrow lotus
The odds of that woman having a child went up by 76% after the allegations
For obvious reasons
76%? 
?
nvm
what you talm about
they had like 38k Applications over night
Yeah sure. All got deleted
likely
Some wonderful news before bed
would be funny if anything actually comes from it
Holy cock chin
Pedofilis simpliaris
the pedo chin
he was fucking gross
thinking it was okay on what he was doing
and tried to hide behind being gey
video out already?
"yeah me and my friends send dick pics to each other all the time
ye its been out for a minute
Probably not the best place to do that
it was the perfect place
brother he was a volunteer for a childs hotline
he had unlimited access to kids
He meant posting the video
why would you say do that instead of post that
Dandy understood me correctly
you need some SUNN O)))
Why ruin people's party coz of a 🇬🇧🚬?
sent this to my brother at work
he called me a nice guy
asperger at very least
how is this disrespectful , its like owning another item and it goes up in price 1year later
yo who wanna buy my pokemon cardfor $5000
Based way to say that 
Fucking expensive
Every time i try to import some shit
There's this massive spike in price
Not to mention the absurd taxes
Mf tryna lowball the dude 
you sneaky bastard you enjoy macroblank
i know that profile picture
or bro just has like a gigantic dangly thing in the back of his throat i forgot the name of
12k for a fursuit is crazy
its like when fat bastard loses weight, he probably were fatter
Damn, i got caught
Uh what is he talking about again?
yo mama
Used car price for a shitty fursuit is crazy
I knew furries like absurd inflation but that's just insane
Listen, as long as suspiciously wealthy furries exist
There will be fart smellas who will take advantage of that
Sart fmellas
Off topic, is it true furries smell like shit
Idk
how hard we sailin
yarrg
YESMATEY
And with that, good night
gn bbg
Buncha scallywags
Yes you can, but the bank charges you, if you withdraw money from an ATM. Instead of using your online banking service. They do this, because they want you get away from the cash system 
But it isn't as bad, as it sounds. If my banking app actually doesn't work on GrapheneOS. I can still just use my PC to do it.
It's at worse an inconvience.
Also, you can no longer write checks in Germany if I remember correctly
thats retarded
in California with mine i only get a fee if if take money out with a ATM that isn't affilated with my bank
It is
But I'm used to it
hello princess @drifting mantle
Hello prince @pale ingot
I can’t believe that AI just got zero-summed
Kek
The bank i have, closed their sac branch
So that means every fucking atm is a sub charge
im with wells so
i dont think theyre gonna leave anytime soon and they have like a thousand atms here
Wells still has a few
Yeah the only place this bank has a location is willow creek or some shit
Northeast bay
💀
Bitches
Joint account
rip
If can open a new one
Credit is fucked probably
Dealing with my mom with im suspecting early Alzheimer's
She's forgetting things and not handling bills properly
Oh come on I MISSED IT AGAIN
Fuck

Just the usual Ambatukam edit
It was just a meme of zionist nation and their orange blackmailed retard in chief you didn't miss much

And so do I
what did he post can u send in dms 👉👈
I'll see if I can find it
thanks original gangster
Falco googling gachi unblurred
Rip I can't get it
It was Ambatukam's face but pirate
1984
Youyou posted it
Post ehat
chicken behat
Sound is having a stronk
bbq chicken burger
i love that the only thing if noticed is that sonukyildiz had dr.house as a pfp
oh i already favorited the gif then
No
what
his profile icon is dr.house and chase
he's also gqy
wheres my fucking money falco
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@grizzled meadow I want my fucking money
that's not it
Who the hell is d_jock
Babekue chicken bugar
@civic zodiac
madirex alt
which one was the "you fucking nerd where is my money"
rus_bot
@edgy abyss post the command
griiiiiiiiim
did I make a command for it?

!falco 2
!facl3
I thought there was a command for it
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He would use teeth
!sex
Sex denied
i'll just go ahead and save it for future use
Ill just do it with you
stalker rp is that way
Its about domination that makes you straight, not the gender you fuck
Not sure if the gf/wife/personal tormentor will approve
That way 🫱🍅🫲

Mine wont either
Fuck it
I mean I can pull out the cucké chair
But
Uh
It'd be awkward
Xalrider got a hold of it for the past 4 months, I'm sorry
the channel that never got moderated
and the first time it was
it got deleted
Then what is this chair then
and the regular users were banned
The one to hang yourself
Ohhh that explains why its slightly shorter on one side
I honestly thought it was shitty fb marketplace find
Salty cunt
xalndoesnt have the cuck vhair
he has the cuck couch
he doesnt fit in the chair
xal the kinda beast to lay under the bed
bro he cant fit under the bed hes gonna rise it up off the floor
That one picture of shaq hiding behind a tree but its just xalrider hiding under a bed
slop
flying victim
fnf fans listening to the worst music ever conceived
its the most mentally retarded meme ive seen in a while
!cat
!birb
Just finished the movie Lucy
what I got out of that movie is women die when they are too smart
Blonde women specifically
totally
Flying foxes are...peculiar.
BRO
some fucking driver got hit by a plane
like how the fuck
bro and his fucking reaction
"oh shit"
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According to local reports, the plane was a United Airlines Boeing 767-400.
Senior vice president of Transportation & Logistics at H&S Bakery, Chuck Paterakis, says the driver was headed from Baltimore to New Jersey when he was hit.
The driver suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore.
"Our maintenance team is evaluating damage to the aircraft and we will investigate how this occurred," a United spokesperson said.
oh he dead dead
...ham
you can read, right?
THE DRIVER suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore.
wanna kiss sloppy style
no
wow
so you hate me
👨❤️💋👨
imagine getting hit by a fucking plane delivering baking shit
bro the way he said "oh shit" sounded like he saw an accident
and not like HE WAS PART OF IT
dude im so fucked up its 3 am
im such a fat fucking retarded chud
i have to GO
i have to go SLEEP
ill still never understand why hes getting streets named after him or whatever
prolly using his death to distract from the epstein files and whatn ot
delicious
I can't link absolute gems that would get me banned
femboy take
THIS IS JUST LIKE GEORGE ORWELL'S... UHH BOOK 1984
that his take is estrogen-coded

This shouldn't fucking relate to me
🫃
sauce?
There is um
a russian slur version 
Im not russian so i dont care
dis u?
East Pakistani? 
kill yourself
no a filthy bangladeshi, kill yourself

Hey look it's my doordash driver
admission that this guy is from australia
...so southeast pakistan?

Eastern Canada
Good guess though
Also known as New India apparently
at the rate the government is approving their visas might as well
But don't worry, I come from a heritage that doesn't eat or throw poop
Prussian nobility
The only time I learned what that word meant is when i was in highschool and I dated this autistic weaboo girl
apparently is a personification of a shy homosexual man
from an anime
thats every day when ur bangledeshipakistanindian
- Australian
ultimate L
💮 🎶 🎻
im making bank in crimson desert
i see
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I come from a heritage of rednecks we are not the same.
those who know
cocaine and prostitutes also help reach nirvana according to thai buddhists
i mean ic an kinda see it
modern day buddist
...Kurt Cobain?
so ignoring just ai alot of articles and threads say they can use tech
thats just an excuse to take advantage of donations by the community
in thailand its rampant
Vibes
people would pose to be buddhist to get donation from the community
and spend it on alcohol drugs and women
get it?
some would even manage gambling businesses
I mean the old bible said you weren't supposed to sleep with other men
darn
and even if they can use technology its not for lesuire but for spreading buddhist teachings
old bible you mean the jew bible
Religion changes more than anything else when culture changes
???
No it's religion
Morals shift around and you're allowed/it's a sin to do different things
in the old testament its ok to kill non believers
look at israel rn
its justifying their killings against non believers
but even tho modern day its frowned upon to commit genocide
and hey guess what
their religion says theyre right
if religion changes with culture then they woudlnt even be killing paletinian children
oh yeah so on the new testment you can be homossexual
I wouldnt know i didnt read that far in the bible
i only read the part where its relevant to the jews
so far i read that the jews dont recognize jesus as their messiah
still waiting on the descendant of david to take back the world or soemthing]
its like a promised world domination or something









