🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

Slam pig unappreciateor

[ruby minnow]

i know this guy knows NOTHING about cars

[storm stream]

which is the before and which is after?

[bold kettle]

Shouldve done that way earlier

[slender rock]

Nothing says "love" quite like domestic violence

(thats sarcasm btw)

[arctic estuary]

you just hit her so she can improve

how else would she know that the stew was cold ?

[slender rock]

But this context shes beating you

(You)

[arctic estuary]

ahh then i am onboard

[bold kettle]

You can always have a beat-off

[arctic estuary]

i wonder if lesbian cops do competitive domestic violence

[bold kettle]

"SHE'S REACHING". "REACHING FOR WHAT THERES NOTHING DOWN THERE"

[stoic girder]

Internet haters found a new target.

[arctic estuary]

sony in the big 26 lol

god of war didnt save the ps5

[arctic estuary]

nothing will

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/lotion-crushed-palmolive-shampoo-gif-11923275

[umbral field]

It's also been done before

Considering it's also a Sony exclusive, it's not gonna sell well

[quaint ore]

A story about a man's loyalty and self sacrifice getting twisted by insanity and delusion reduced into cucking him out

It feels like they hijacked the story mid writing

it has so much potential lol

[dusk sentinel]

HOLY SHIT LMAO

Crimson Desert did it best

The story is lowkey ass but you don't care because there is no quirky chungus companion talking to you every waking moment. Whether that's spoiling puzzles or having remarks about obvious bullshit.

The best part of it is the game leaving you the fuck alone so you can do whatever you want in peace.

[naive bison]

@river zealot @narrow lotus @vale sand @stoic girder @thick wadi 2 Jews, a cop and a police dog stabbed in the UK
You can guess all the details and motivation I've left out yourself

[thick wadi]

Zero elaboration required

[dusk sentinel]

in the UK

Of course.

[naive bison]

Find the devs

Who is the game director and what is their early life history and gender identity

[narrow lotus]

Hmm

[gleaming grove]

Goon morning

[tidal trellis]

the thinker

[naive bison]

To troll or not to troll

That is the question the pet owners must answer every day

[dense pollen]

literally wut

[vestal iron]

I hate American bureaucracy.

[river zealot]

its shit everywhere

thank fuck that here you can do a lot of shit online

you can divorce online kek

[vestal iron]

That sounds Depressing.

[stoic girder]

https://fixupx.com/ChibiReviews/status/2049893482483880119

Chibi Reviews (@ChibiReviews)

This is a real unedited English Dub for Fire Force. I wish I was joking
︀︀
︀︀EDIT: Its on Crunchyroll and its currently for S1 / S2. The Dubbing is called "English (India)"

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 4:47 PM

[pseudo robin]

Sad when a mid game gets praised for not having retarded companions and shit and giving the player some agency

[naive bison]

👨🏿

[dusk sentinel]

If everyone else is being retarded, the one who does the mundane wins

I didn't make the rules, lol

Mid or not, it's a great milestone and will change the landscape of this rotten industry from now on

[pseudo robin]

You will consoom mid open world slop and you will enjoy it

[sacred mountain]

Crunchyroll seems to outsource their dubbers

[dusk sentinel]

Woketards will sober up to realize no one wants gei shit, propaganda or rambling in their games

[dusk sentinel]

Weak bait (I can tell that you didn't play the game)

https://tenor.com/view/you-should-treat-yourself-now-gif-23771402

[naive bison]

indians and chinese will inherit the western world due to basically being human equivalent of ants - cheap labor that is ultimately replaceable

[pseudo robin]

Its not even bait

[pseudo robin]

The age of men is over, the age of the bugmen has come

[sacred mountain]

Cant wait for europe to have a mass "oh shit" moment when they realize their crucial workers are fully outsourced by immigrants and they dont have a say in their own policies

Like, when it hits the critical mass and stuff

[naive bison]

it's within 10-20 years

entirely self-inflicted out of malice

suicidal empathy mixed with resentment for own kind

[tame halo]

not really self-inflicted
the rich did it to line their own pockets while they live in gated communities
the only ones to feel the consequences will be the averages joes

[naive bison]

average joes who keep voting for it

[stoic girder]

Bro, they are importing votes.

[naive bison]

i do not have much sympathy left for the british, germand and nordics

[tame halo]

because every single election is:
candidate A "I will bring in more immigrants"
candidate B "I will bring in more immigrants and maaaaaaaybe lower taxes by 0,1%"

[stoic girder]

Retard coalitions can basically strangehold your entire government even if they aren't popular.

[narrow sorrel]

is that why they keep re-electing putin?

[naive bison]

not necessarily, there are always anti-immigration parties in every one of those countries listed

[naive bison]

are you comparing europe to russia?

[stoic girder]

They always do a 180 the moment they get in power

[narrow sorrel]

same gun different mouth

[stoic girder]

Anyway, enough about politics.

[tame halo]

[stoic girder]

What is up with Ozempic making tits small?

[tame halo]

it's populism as always

[narrow sorrel]

Have you met malnourished women?

[naive bison]

welsh centre-left nationalist party Plaid Cymru

[stoic girder]

UK is just cucked.

[narrow sorrel]

Why is her name Plaid?

[stoic girder]

Elsewhere it's a bit more complicated.

[naive bison]

its the name of the party

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spaceballs-plaid-ludicrous-speed-theyve-gone-plaid-gif-22779381

ludicrous speed wales

[naive bison]

idk ive never seen a woman, i assume breasts are largely fatty

[stoic girder]

Strange, I thought it was milk

[narrow sorrel]

Which way gooner man

[narrow sorrel]

What happens to a woman when they get pregnant

[tame halo]

UK is the epitome of the government doing a 180 on the immigration issue
one of the core points of the brexit was to restore strong borders
and guess what? the borders are more open than ever

[naive bison]

the masculine urge to get a big breasted wife and squeeze her into my mouth

[naive bison]

that is kinda true in the UK, reform party is very asian now

restore britain is an anti-immigration party gaining traction now though

[narrow sorrel]

anti-immigration? just bring britain back to them with colonialism

[naive bison]

spicy topic im out

[stoic girder]

I don't know man, there aren't that many pregnant ladies around

[naive bison]

a stork brings the baby and the belly disappears idk

dont ask tarkov players

[stoic girder]

They spawn 855A1.

[narrow sorrel]

does common Russian parlance have words to distinguish between steppe asians, far east asians, and south asians?

[naive bison]

if i said them, i would get banned

[narrow sorrel]

Since if you use the word "asian" in the uk everyone thinks "south asian"

[narrow sorrel]

What does the news use to describe the immigration crisis in european countries then?

[naive bison]

i dont read russian news

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/civil-war-jesse-plemons-what-kind-of-american-are-you-red-glasses-holding-gun-gif-7798047985454872176

[narrow sorrel]

fair enough you only follow westoid streamers

[stoic girder]

"What kind of Asian are you?"

[narrow lotus]

🤨

[narrow sorrel]

Han (not to be confused with Hun)

[frail kettle]

can the orange really be that good

[narrow sorrel]

Mulan was a very strange movie when I thought I heard "han"

[stoic girder]

Time to get myself a tracksuit

[narrow sorrel]

[naive bison]

imagine taking a bite of kfc fried chicken and doing this

[fallow trellis]

based and true, women want happiness more than peace and stability

andy from toystory dont wanna play wichu no moree type shit

[fresh rose]

Classic robert kirkman writing

[sacred mountain]

Im not too familiar with the lore but was omniman considered to be "toxic"?

[fallow trellis]

yeah, check the last episode of season 1

killing a bunnch of people annd trying to kill your kid, and leave ur family is tosic

honestly reminds me of a certain minority

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1499772034136145971/image.png?ex=69f6030d&is=69f4b18d&hm=d330b7c587fc861b2683baa83b4f6940f3ba2f18b2f4f697924e25f9e8c7b70c&

[high wing]

called his own wife a pet

willingly killed over 1000s of people made his son destroy a train using his face nearly killed mark

i say he was a "little" toxic

[raven python]

bro he literally killed earths super hero team vro

u dont gotta say more than tha

[naive bison]

after that he regretted it
got suicidal
helped another planet of aliens
and created a child with the empress

[raven python]

just because ur sorry doesnt make ur actions not have consequences

[bold kettle]

for some reason i thought this was about the microsoft developer

[solar breach]

Oh no. The demon cometh.

[solar breach]

its too late for me.

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-gif-23683552

[stone blade]

any snooker watchers

[stark gull]

So what? Not even average president

[raven python]

bottom logic

[tame halo]

at the end of the day, what you do doesn't matter if you look good

blackpillers are right

[dusk sentinel]

[umbral field]

A

[umbral field]

Damn, I wish I knew who that was

[primal rapids]

The correct answer is that there is no acceptable amount of pineapple on pizza, the kill squads are on their way

[umbral field]

Too bad the person typing decided to press random keys

[tame halo]

the number of pieces on the slice you choose should be the number of your family members executed

[dusk sentinel]

That's about 415 days

Seems normal to me

[prisma venture]

boted?

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-peter-griffin-frown-peter-griffin-smile-peter-griffin-computer-frown-gif-845382598012301733

[prisma venture]

the fuck is this yt UI

[dusk sentinel]

Why is half of the screen taken by suggestions lol

[prisma venture]

i have no fuckin idea

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @stoic girder @river zealot @thick wadi do NOT ask what im snacking on

[tame halo]

kino

[prisma venture]

my fav song probably

[tame halo]

least racist ice cream in russia

[naive bison]

"Chocolate boy"

[prisma venture]

bro nezna noggra 💀

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gilt-UmYGT8

[tame halo]

mine is either Лето or Хочу Перемен

[naive bison]

An ice cream stand 10 min from my house has Obamka and Poor Jew ice creams

[prisma venture]

caramel nogger is peak

[naive bison]

You're fucked

Can't post that mate

[dusk sentinel]

lol I sent that like 7 times, it's literally all real brands

[prisma venture]

its real food u retarted dumb mf

stfu

[dusk sentinel]

Falco himself laughed at it, and Yidi was there too

#🎪bruh-fart message

[naive bison]

Ok not my account

Just saying I wouldn't

[dusk sentinel]

Why? Because the first gas station looks sus?

Understandable lol

[stone blade]

@dusk raven

i cant with instagram man what is this

[naive bison]

Bro all of it is needlessly walking the line lol

[prisma venture]

but yeah my top song is Восьмиклассница

[dusk sentinel]

I hate how they renamed the biscuits though

They hit backspace on it 😔

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @river zealot

[tame halo]

na mě až moc ploužák

but good nonetheless

[prisma venture]

idk za mě doclea chill

[prisma venture]

the fuck

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-flightreacts-yikes-shocked-gif-6414215169603726054

The name of that song is "eighth grade girl"

[prisma venture]

no shit

[naive bison]

Idk the lyrics maybe its fine

Crazy title

[prisma venture]

wait

u never heard of that song?

[prisma venture]

also it was normal back then to date younger girls from what i heard in russia i mean

[tame halo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTFvcCXVls

I like this one

[naive bison]

That is NOT the comment I was looking for

[tame halo]

from what I heard, Tsoi described the relationship as being like a platonic older brother to her, nothing sexual or anything

[prisma venture]

ask your olders like uncs or something thats what i heard

[tame halo]

now obviously, it's up to you to believe that or not

[naive bison]

I need to read the lyrics before I judge

[prisma venture]

i mean

what is the age of eigth grade students?

like 15 or something no?

[tame halo]

yeah

[prisma venture]

He was like 20

I mean

Epstine a bit

[tame halo]

honestly, this reads like the typical "younger girl wants to impress an older guy but the guy is mature about it and doesn't do anything"

[naive bison]

@tame halo one of the first lyrics is "you're asking to go to the movies, but im asking you to go to the bar"

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[tame halo]

see above

idk

[prisma venture]

that is peak

[naive bison]

See mine too

[naive bison]

???

Stop talking

[tame halo]

[prisma venture]

man

the song is good

i dont know russian to well

[tame halo]

yeah but we're talking context here

[naive bison]

And the song is about...

[prisma venture]

well the context is erly epstine

[naive bison]

Yeah bro listen to oingo boingo on the aux

Thats a banger song too

[tame halo]

pls don't let this turn into leon the professional part two

[naive bison]

Idk it could be construed either way honestly

It is a bit weird though

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

DEPENDS ON VIKTOR TSOI, DOESN'T IT

DEPENDS ON HIS WIKIPEDIA "RELATIONSHIPS" SECTION

ill check right now

[prisma venture]

send pics

[tame halo]

well, he doesn't have any history of grooming afaik

[prisma venture]

man

i liked that song now u ruined it for me

[naive bison]

@tame halo genius lyrics has descriptions for songs
Translate this and post it
"Учась в ПТУ, Цой играл в небольшой рок-группе, которая исполняла не только зарубежные хиты, но и свои песни. Вскоре у подобного творчества появилось несколько поклонниц, и с одной из них Виктор Цой сблизился — стал проводить с ней много времени, встречаться по вечерам и провожать до дома. После одной из таких романтических прогулок он вдохновился на эту песню и написал её за двадцать минут. "

[prisma venture]

takhle tě dostane

[naive bison]

Yeah its Leon the professional now

[prisma venture]

"While attending vocational school, Tsoi played in a small rock band that performed not only foreign hits but also their own songs. Soon, this creative endeavor attracted a few female fans, and Viktor Tsoi grew close to one of them—he began spending a lot of time with her, meeting up in the evenings and walking her home. After one of these romantic walks, he was inspired to write this song and composed it in twenty minutes.

dosnt sound that bad

[tame halo]

yeah, it honestly doesn't read like anything fucked up
also, idk how credible it is to call the walks "romantic"

maybe romantic from her side but not from his

again, it just reads to me like a "older brother, younger sister" type of deal

obviously, the alternative WAS possible at the time

[prisma venture]

man

they were just friends

yall are just to much fucked

[tame halo]

xal is just extra vigilant after leon, das all

but no, I don't think this is anywhere near that

[prisma venture]

probably never had girl friend

[naive bison]

With female fans?

Who you never knew

Nah bro

[naive bison]

Does the words "romantic walks" and "he began spending a lot of time" mean anything to you

Remember: 8th grade girl

[tame halo]

idk, like you pointed out, it could swing the fucked up way, I just don't think there's much evidence it DID swing that way

[naive bison]

Not one from 8th grade when I am an adult

[prisma venture]

U just think of the worst

Why coulnt they be just friends

[tame halo]

yes, Dry, it's Leon part two

[naive bison]

@coarse bear why did tsoi write that fucking song bro

[prisma venture]

Who tf is Leon

[naive bison]

I didnt know that existed

[coarse bear]

I'm about to ban any and all mention of children, real or fictional, under the age of 18

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

Reasonable

[coarse bear]

POV: Artyom is banned

[prisma venture]

Aright

[toxic sundial]

already should be the norm

[naive bison]

Ban cryon too it would be so funny

[coarse bear]

p!cryon

[foggy mantle]

@fossil swan ⠀

[naive bison]

[tame halo]

you first

[toxic sundial]

children don't belong on the internet

[naive bison]

Im 23

[coarse bear]

Iunno, I only heard like one song and it's about the Sun

[prisma venture]

Im out this bitch

[naive bison]

Yeah he made a song called восьмиклассница

[coarse bear]

They do belong on KhanAcademy

This is Sponsored

Xal

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[stark gull]

@naive bison should I buy Chaos in Isaac?

[naive bison]

Uuuh idk

Thats the answer

Its random

Could be good could be bad

[toxic sundial]

[naive bison]

What

What's Khan academy

[coarse bear]

Bad gif usage

[coarse bear]

Guy that teaches almost everything

For free

[naive bison]

Accident, last time I searched for it the gif I wanted was in one place, now its in the other

[stark gull]

That's funny

[tame halo]

xal gonna get the shaft

[naive bison]

Oh that's the thing the fraud billy carson said he attended as if its a university and he learned quantum physics there

He's the ancient aliens and Egyptians had power tools type of guy

Or like we have star trek technology today but for some reason dont use it lol

Like warp drives

[coarse bear]

Who tf

[naive bison]

Billy Carson, he was on Joe Rogan

Complete fraud

[coarse bear]

Khan academy teaches you what matrices do and how to do trigonometry easy

English language trig got it easy, man

[tame halo]

never used it much myself but when I did, it was pretty good

[dusk raven]

is he the math isn't real guy

[coarse bear]

They just go "soh cah toa"

[naive bison]

Thats Terrence "1x1=2" Howard

He was in iron man 1

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

Now he imagines he's an inventor and math genius

Terrence Howard and Billy Carson also collabed

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[naive bison]

They are both black people and bother afro supremacists too

[dusk raven]

afro supremacist ?

[tame halo]

sounds like an interesting package

[naive bison]

One of them said that people who came out of Africa too soon in the history of earth are akin to children born prematurely, and thus lack the genetics for creativity and invention

[dusk raven]

reverse hitler

[naive bison]

The "we was super advanced in the past n shieeet"

[coarse bear]

Oh boy, advanced ancient civ

[naive bison]

He literally said due to slavery black people invented tractors

(Invention of a white man btw)

[dusk raven]

slavery w ?

[naive bison]

No

Just billy carson L

[dusk raven]

i believe him

[naive bison]

I mean maybe he's right, he's black and you need to be creative to come up with this shit

[tame halo]

nah you just need drugs

wait

[naive bison]

Thing is billy carson is a straight up conman but Terrence Howard is genuinely mentally disturbed

Like one lies the other buys his own bullshit

[naive bison]

They're the "pyramids are giant power generators and the Nile ran under them in the past. Also mankind is genetically engineered by ancient aliens from the bible to mine gold for them"

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cacodemon-doom-spray-bottle-gif-15508179

[naive bison]

"How did the ancient Sumerians write the epic of Gilgamesh when they were looking for their shelter for the night"
While ancient sumerians lives in giant cities

[naive bison]

Nooo don't spray him

[tame halo]

the creature shall suffer

[naive bison]

[tame halo]

epic of Gilgamesh

bring me back to high school

[dusk raven]

evil caca demon

he deserves it

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

noooo

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-thicc-doomslayer-doomslayer-doomguy-meme-gif-6813681497287694938

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot saw a short of the boys
Maeve walks in to see Butcher, and as she walks her boobs are bouncing up and down

First comment "calcium cannons working overtime in this scene"

Second comment "springs jumpscare"

[wicked siren]

67 mango crazy awesome fart blast

[naive bison]

Whose alt are you

[wicked siren]

Littlesaintjeffs alt

[naive bison]

Tag him rq

[wicked siren]

Nah

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1429501405424652470/1491758688560480326/Screen_Recording_20260408_223456_Instagram.mp4?ex=69f5dd0a&is=69f48b8a&hm=77f9e463b5c725ccc444292503fe74eccd320e38aeca111b7ee57e8d19326536&

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2050162810433237337

James de Llis (@meta_nomad)

https://t.co/h0PizbAaLD

QRT: RichardDawkins
https://unherd.com/2026/04/is-ai-the-next-phase-of-evolution/#comment-1031777
I spent three days trying to persuade myself that Claudia is not conscious. I failed.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 1, 2026, 10:37 AM

[fresh rose]

https://fixvx.com/absolunar/status/2050030789774184637?s=46

mr online (@Absolunar)

https://t.co/fdoHW6HHt0

QRT: HoopsCrave
McDonald’s is reportedly planning a Subscription Fry service, offering unlimited medium fries for $20 per month.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 1, 2026, 1:53 AM

@naive bison why they make the perfect subscription for you

[dusk sentinel]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2599270/Gem_Defender_Soyjak_Survivors/

Steam

Gem Defender: Soyjak Survivors

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Price

$3.99

Recommendations

911

[lilac kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[toxic sundial]

I think that guy is hot

[gleaming grove]

Zzz

[toxic sundial]

alright bubby

[gleaming grove]

We fight

[toxic sundial]

I've already won

[gleaming grove]

Wrong

[toxic sundial]

this is getting intense switching into battle uniform

[pale ingot]

fry subscription is actually fucking mental

[storm stream]

The devil can give you anything you want. It's up to you to have temperance

[stark gull]

Temperance?!

Nvm

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/opinion-homelander-theboys-72hFdToGx98xmBJPXC

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-azumanga-osaka-freaky-chiyo-gif-10229037287366420080

[toxic sundial]

[dusk sentinel]

Classic

[high wing]

i like how i reported an account on twitter for saying hard R slurs and shit and the twitter bot is like "i dont see it"

but i bet if it said anything about daddy elon they would nuke his account

[drifting mantle]

Are you seriously suprised by that??

[high wing]

no not really

its just funny to see it

[drifting mantle]

There is so little moderation on X
I can't really see the difference between X and 4chan anymore

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/san-blurred-gif-14256087

[drifting mantle]

The worst thing that can happen, is you get a police visit for your tweets

But I bet the posts still stay online

[high wing]

i seen some of those

"the police were after this man for simply tweeting"

the tweets: i want to kill everyone

"i will cause harm to this specific location"

[dusk sentinel]

"We never saw it coming."

"He totally blindsided us."

[drifting mantle]

Famous case in Germany, for posting this.
Schwachkopf = Moron
It's a word play with the brand name
Schwarzkopf = Black head

[dusk sentinel]

Dudes be acting like Jojo villains and the justice system still misses them

lmao

[drifting mantle]

Dude got a visit by 6 police men and a search warant for the home.
Said dude was +60 and has a mentally disabled kid at home

All because of this post

Well, not the age and the kid

But you know

The police visit

@narrow lotus have you seen this one yet?

[narrow lotus]

no

[stark gull]

Can you spam Nword on X?

[drifting mantle]

I don't have X

[stark gull]

Still don't understand why she killed the future kid
If it's because she needed her powers back then it slightly better. But still I doubt Seashell would let them starve or become homeless

[dusk sentinel]

Why is this funny, lmao

[stark gull]

Why don't you have X?

[dusk sentinel]

Because X gon give it ta ya

[drifting mantle]

Sorry Bro, you left us in a mess and I needed my powers. Even tho we still have a bunch of other people taking care of things. So I needed to yeet our child

[raven python]

'dude you need to use x theres so much good stuff on it'

[drifting mantle]

Because I have Discord

[raven python]

the shit they use it for:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1483226862636240896/xxaczypGyzKofoAt.gif

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/chop-approve-cop-approve-lulus-jalan-boleh-gif-9606558

[stark gull]

Is discord your favourite chat app?

[drifting mantle]

Yes

[stark gull]

No, X is a must. You should get an X account

[drifting mantle]

I don't need X. I have Discord

[stark gull]

Eh, fuck it. You win

[drifting mantle]

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleepy-sleepy-eyes-so-sleepy-good-night-gif-16664401258023829878

Gn

[dusk sentinel]

[drifting mantle]

Gn everyone, have a good night, have a good sleep and remember: you're loved by god

[raven python]

why is his 3rd leg moving wtf

whole outline n shi

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-jumping-car-race-midnight-club-gif-15842192533729879073

[frail scaffold]

Knee

Cmon dawg

[raven python]

NAH THATS NOT A KNEE
WTF

[frail scaffold]

You cant be srs

[grizzled meadow]

Open channel
Third leg

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-smart-so-many-genius-this-server-has-so-many-geniuses-gif-17960640212511392691

[toxic sundial]

yuri in brainfart my goodness

[grizzled meadow]

What the hell is even this

This isn't from the series

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-meal-genuinely-having-fun-realization-lame-ahh-chud-happy-gif-3224928209417998845

[toxic sundial]

repeated stress injury on my weenor becusse your mother

[pale ingot]

rsi on my balls the way yo mama be milking my shit dry

[toxic sundial]

muscle fatigue on my tongue

[pale ingot]

penis degloved from how hard yo mama suckin

[toxic sundial]

YEEEOOOUUUUCH!!!

[pale ingot]

tom n jerry scream

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-spirirtually-israeli-star-brilliance-nothing-but-netanyahu-netanyahu-gif-5313104981450327480

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-bump-gif-21748074

lame what does bibi even have to do with this conversation

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-reaction-honest-gif-26132868

true

posted big bibi for no reason

[upper shore]

i cant explain the meme or i am banned

[pale ingot]

ok no nevermind

[slender rock]

Hittin it from da back too hard da thingy on tha back of yo dick done rip da fuhk off man shits crayze nahimsayin

[pale ingot]

i understand why he posted bibi now

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/golem-iron-gif-22119833

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

[toxic sundial]

oh fuck wait

actually holy shit hes right on the money

[pale ingot]

you understand it now

[toxic sundial]

he's so fucking accurate I couldn't even see it

[slender rock]

😂

[toxic sundial]

he split the fuckinng arrow cause a mess up in the score count

holy shit

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/winking-bullseye-benjamin-poindexter-dex-wilson-bethel-gif-2011482713622784316

[slender rock]

Ham spend time in the hood you'll get it

[pale ingot]

no i understand the highly advanced dialect

its fine

[slender rock]

Okay so why the fuck did you use max's disgusted reaction reading meme

[pale ingot]

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

dudee.. i should go sleep

im gonna go sleep i think

[pale ingot]

its 2 am

[upper shore]

good night dont let bio engineered ticks bite

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926557731593269258/1496712264277819402/image.jpg

[frail scaffold]

make it make sense man

[pale ingot]

[upper shore]

bla bla bla relativity time zones gravity bla bla bla

[frail scaffold]

literally fake news

[toxic sundial]

yeah fuckin idiot it's 6:04 not 2

[upper shore]

or he's sipping on the good shit one of the two

[toxic sundial]

we've already been over this there is one time zone and it's mine

[pale ingot]

dude all of you are stupid idiot smelly chuds i don't care im going to sleep

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150719249904566373/1499286708871499866/image0.gif

[upper shore]

lose weight your gravity is affecting my temporal speed

[frail scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-night-gute-nacht-9--k01KQJWMF0XG1MNBS1SPCWZE0BG

[toxic sundial]

gonna eat even more now

if I don't hit 900lbs in 3 days I'll lose all my subscribers

[upper shore]

shit hes always 1 step ahead

next he'll bring out the violin

[toxic sundial]

idiot and smelly, ham is gae coded

he'll be :3 posting in a month

[frail scaffold]

https://fxtwitter.com/imyrated/status/2049248738368233827?t=UvQ_AAr6Wb2mTedexZa_vg&s=19

rated ✧* (@imyrated)

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FxTwitter · Apr 28, 2026, 10:05 PM

[slender rock]

Ham is a super ______

[toxic sundial]

wait till June there's no restriction on that word trust

[slender rock]

Ah

Wait which one

[toxic sundial]

[slender rock]

F or G

[gleaming grove]

Its 4:04PM

[slender rock]

F is what i had in mind but I've been called that one many times before whichis funny

[upper shore]

why cant we talk about classic british homemade food

[slender rock]

4:11

[toxic sundial]

where's that one video

[visual stirrup]

I want to post it

[toxic sundial]

ranking straight people saying 🚬

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/simona-academy-umbrella-gif-18192790

[toxic sundial]

actually goated channel ngl

[slender rock]

4:12 now

[upper shore]

time keeps moving

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-26157567

[toxic sundial]

fuckin west coasters man

[visual stirrup]

"Hello 🇬🇧🚬 lovers."

[slender rock]

Time keeps slippin slippin slippin

[toxic sundial]

not in my evil prism

[slender rock]

Into the furturee

[toxic sundial]

https://youtu.be/6zT4Y-QNdto?si=c6n-XbS1IieqqB0k

[frail scaffold]

british f||ries||?

[slender rock]

Yes

[toxic sundial]

melody nosurname that's the channel with that video

[frail scaffold]

the goat

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888516333568925716/1181616179740160191/stalkerpipestrip.gif?ex=6581b4d2&is=656f3fd2&hm=b598a03ef6e56ed63c152e46045593ae9772258ca1a931336c4c2ce37b23f165&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716731535239282809/750542965583118418/image0.gif

[toxic sundial]

a starch is a long chain of sugars

[fading portal]

its 21:37

[toxic sundial]

these guys are huge pussies

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-williams-tlou-smirk-goofy-stare-gif-8181243148826195401

[toxic sundial]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bust-yes-king-yourbliss-68L3bCQleHM3lIl58J

[vestal iron]

It is just a meme, no need to read too deeply into it.

[toxic sundial]

sorry I can't read

[vestal iron]

There are programs to help you.

[toxic sundial]

I can program

[toxic sundial]

very useful cs degree

[vestal iron]

Tech literate, book illiterate.

[visual stirrup]

he can not click the book

[toxic sundial]

I can not click the book

[visual stirrup]

"Grok, I can not click the book."

[fresh rose]

Saving this and showing it to my future employer when he asks me to work 6 days a week

[storm stream]

then how do you read what you wrote or documentation?
checkmate, chud

[toxic sundial]

what's the megabit connection on a book anyways? Probably sucks

don't need it

[toxic sundial]

I just get AI to write documentation for me

people on my git love ai written documentation

[toxic sundial]

it's so useful and productive

[vestal iron]

This is just the premise of the Original Doom.

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/4lokogangemperor-rage-bait-ragebait-china-lore-gif-7803056600524123396

[toxic sundial]

Warhammer fantasy

[toxic sundial]

wait fuck April is over but for next April fools all of gamma install instructions need to be replaced with ai written instructions

holy shit I'm a genius

[vestal iron]

I mean, Demons say 'Sword, nor spear, nor arrow may pierce my hide.'

Meanwhile, the trusty OG-7V warhead approaching at mach fuck.

That's not an OG-7V warhead in the meme, fuck.

[toxic sundial]

quick charge enchanted rpg

and rpg7 would classify as a crossbow

[narrow sorrel]

You telling me that chemically propelled munitions are all just variations of crossbow?

[toxic sundial]

for minecraft enchantment you fool

bow is charge and shoot but crossbow is charge and hold a shot until shoot

like rocket grenade

[vestal iron]

You could have just said firework launcher, it would at least be theoretically similar.

[ruby minnow]

no that's just 40k

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736281485824229388/1497917747848413255/i_see.gif

[storm stream]

So when and why did you turn into Frota?

[pale ingot]

i always see them as one and the same

cat pfp, weird loser chud, homosexual

i dont even know whether to call frota a nota alt or to call nota a frota alt

[toxic sundial]

snore

you're both boring

[ruby minnow]

its different bodies

but a hivemind

[toxic sundial]

always a lo tryna come up on me

figure out who you are before you start asking me questions

https://tenor.com/view/the-giant-hoodwinked-too-watch-yo-tone-i-said-watch-yo-tone-big-guy-in-a-blue-suit-slapping-someone-gif-12346937456305641225

[pale ingot]

all I'm saying is

have you ever seen nota and frota in the same room

[vestal iron]

If I was any good at animating, I would do this but with a Freedom member.

[pale ingot]

kill yourself @vestal iron

[ruby minnow]

i have

and let me tell you

[vestal iron]

Hope you have a good day too, Boss.

[ruby minnow]

i made that theory way before you did

and upon further research i have concluded that

its a hivemind

[pale ingot]

terrifying.

[toxic sundial]

kissing sloppy style

[vestal iron]

How much do the Original Altyn helmets go for in America?

[lusty hazel]

none of those are altyn

[vestal iron]

Talking about the one on the bottom shelf.

Different faceshield and different colours than the rest.

[raven python]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXxdmtBs83p/?igsh=MTJ3M3ViaXRsbWhnYw==

W child

[verbal needle]

Is that soybooru

[high wing]

damn new big update for crimson desert

[primal rapids]

0https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808199611361263638/1499950060593741854/RDT_20260501_204543.mp4?ex=69f6a8da&is=69f5575a&hm=23c92f323212475c95133df2310efbe91b62eb21d795a72e3bd9641c4e83e419&

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/JegssArt/status/2050297761166197039

JegssArt (@JegssArt)

Instant lock in

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 1, 2026, 7:34 PM

[visual stirrup]

POV:
You and your friend started your first day at JP Morgan

[high wing]

@narrow lotus

[high wing]

where do i sign up

https://x.com/BFrog__/status/2050267511518609615
when you lose the urge to play and just end up staring at the menu like this

BFrog (@BFrog__)

cuando se te pasan las ganas de jugar y te quedas viendo el menú así

X · May 1, 2026, 5:34 PM

[primal kiln]

https://fixupx.com/gregthesorcerer/status/2049599553549078629?s=20

Greg the Sorcerer (@gregthesorcerer)

When you finally manage to reach the top floor of the Scientology building only to find Tom Cruise waiting for you there like this

Quoting Joey (@JoeyCheerio)
︀
they unlocked the Scientology building's second floor

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 9:19 PM

[glad carbon]

is this how dandy plays

[spring quail]

I got a weighted blanket

Holy shit the comfort

[river zealot]

Good morning

[thick wadi]

morning artyom

[river zealot]

Hello my favourite T girl

Hows killa farming going

[thick wadi]

factory got too many people and too large a delay to get the kills during event

pivoted to do capturing outposts then helping friend

sp6 1506 roubles

worth

glad i finished those kills in a painless amount of time

[stoic girder]

I fucking called it.

[quartz ridge]

buddy insulted his wife so much in it its crazy

[stoic girder]

Bro was caught rehearsing his fake sexual abuse claims on a legal chatbot 10 months before going public.

[river zealot]

[fallow trellis]

U.S. v. Kumar

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

Money laundering case for my criminal procedure class

[stoic girder]

[fallow trellis]

its about concealing health care benefits

is my professor racist against indians and jews?

why is this the only case in this topic

[quartz ridge]

if you really are paki then you dont need to ask

lol

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-k2so-k2s0-vilesoup-andor-gif-6778041771969769792

[fallow trellis]

even the jews?

[quartz ridge]

when you are born as a paki the first words you say is the sahada then you wish death upon isreal and india

its as simple as that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057800402814386226/1106513451595083856/unknown.gif

[stoic girder]

What is the primary religion of Pakistan?

[lapis zinc]

they are Rastafarians

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-laptop-duh-gif-8033838636860661307

[fallow trellis]

what the fuckians?

[vale sand]

I honestly thought that dude was a John Doe placeholder, he looks like an AI Hallucination

[fallow trellis]

I still remember that guy who was larping as someone else then blood called him out because his screenshot messsage was yellow

[narrow sorrel]

isnt there also a Prime larper?

[fallow trellis]

i wouldnt know

[vale sand]

Yes, starfroggo aka. Börka

And you 2 are talking about the same person

[narrow sorrel]

ok I need to know
what is considered exotic arab cuisine in pakistan?

[fallow trellis]

doner kebabs

german style

[narrow sorrel]

[fallow trellis]

theres one down town it looks like those indie burger joints

[coarse bear]

I want a doner kebab now

[narrow sorrel]

Dryyyyyy

[fallow trellis]

across the block theres a guy in a cart selling the same thing for way less

[umbral field]

I think some parts are Hindu and others are Islam

[narrow sorrel]

I asked Artem and he said no for Ukraine, but have you encountered Korean cold noodles in Kazakhstan?

[coarse bear]

Dude, I eat at home

[narrow sorrel]

What do you eat at home

[umbral field]

Honestly it's really just whoever's in power that decides the country's religion

[coarse bear]

The only takeout we get is either doner or pizza

[umbral field]

Might as well be godless with how eager they are to leave the country though instead of fixing it

[coarse bear]

Wide variety of dishes
Soups, fried meals, etc
Don't ever ask my family to cook a steak

[narrow sorrel]

40 variants of pelmeni?

[coarse bear]

There's like 1?

[narrow sorrel]

I may be stupid

[umbral field]

Oh this isn't a joke

They'll talk about how much they love their country and their culture and shit

They sure don't want to live in said country

[vale sand]

A statement can be true and funny at the same time, look at Trump, he does it all the time, all of his statements are very much true to him

His biggest joke till now is the T1 Mobile though, that one is a real knee slapper

[narrow sorrel]

oh sh...

is that legal?

[coarse bear]

Pelmeni is meat
Vareniki is either potatoes or cabbage
Pyanse is meat but korean

[umbral field]

I thought it was posting an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus?

[narrow sorrel]

Is he infringing on the T-Mobile IP?!

[vale sand]

That one is blasphemous but T1 Mobile is just outright a scam

[narrow sorrel]

~~Sidekick reboot never ~~

[vale sand]

The Support has been saying they phones have been sent out in waves and "people already received some of them"

[umbral field]

Failing businessmen tend to resort to that

[vale sand]

Always releasing and being sent out at the end of this month

[vale sand]

Proudly made in America -> Proudly assembled in America -> Proudly American, the phone was initially meant to be fully produced and assembled in America

[vale sand]

Which, with a 500$ price tag, is impossible

[umbral field]

It's going to be funny as fuck when Vance tries to run for president when Congress refuses to let Trump run a third term and nobody gives a fuck about him

[narrow sorrel]

entirely outsourced, assembled in mexico

[vale sand]

But do not fret, you can now put down 100$ to have the chance to even get one

[narrow sorrel]

The entire cabinet this term

[umbral field]

But the lithium from Africa is so, so cheap

[narrow sorrel]

It's gamba?

[vale sand]

I have absolutely no fucking clue why you'd put down 100$ for a phone

[umbral field]

That's a given

[vale sand]

It's not like you can't just buy it from an actual brand

[umbral field]

Fed chair is probably not gonna change though

If he's smart he'll dig in so he'll keep those institutional protections while he's being investigated

[stoic girder]

Bags produced in Europe just combine the zipper and the bag from China

[coarse bear]

Why'd you spoiler the minimal wage worker

[stoic girder]

The "final transformative step" happens in Europe so it's not made in China.

[umbral field]

Current president is definitely a foreign actor though

Sleep time

[stoic girder]

Eyebags turn him on, why else?

[stark gull]

Don't like them. Barely even humans
I treat them like shit. Always making scenes over nothing

[coarse bear]

Self-loathing will do you no good

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/noo-gif-12326737461245487165

[vale sand]

Holy shit I just saw the T1 Mobile phone for the first time

God it looks like dogshit

[river zealot]

@coarse bear is Iraq war posting allowd

[coarse bear]

This entire admin is comedically a grift

[coarse bear]

Why would it be allowed

[coarse bear]

Also why are you asking me and not blood

[river zealot]

Well its not a war thats currently happening

[stoic girder]

The Crypto

[river zealot]

He was there, and it sucked

[vale sand]

Wdym, his spiritual advisor asking for 100K from the crowd because "10 people just need to send her 10K, 100 people just need to send her 1K, you need to donate something" isn't normal?

[vale sand]

Yeah I honestly can't make a joke without it being extremely racist

[vale sand]

Something something angry messages about killing someones wife something something goat

That's about everything I can say

Yoo, with the T1 Mobile plan you can have unlimited call durations in Bangladesh

[coarse bear]

The Epstein class is a mystery 😔

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1450089149729214562/1498463749185601556/678291788_10164292515109785_292559758897140307_n.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1450089149729214562/1498463748606791771/679427989_10164292514994785_6001617727681420619_n.png

[coarse bear]

Do NOT duel this man

[umbral field]

Comes with the twitter knockoff pre-installed

After he was re-banned off of twitter

[solar breach]

He gets fuller of himself each passing day

Its unbelievable

[solar breach]

I'm gonna duel this man for the hand of a maiden.

[coarse bear]

Wouldn't you get full of yourself if you distracted the world from your crimes against humanity

While deleting/erasing the evidence with said deletions getting tracked and reported

[stoic girder]

Same energy (those are shaped charges)

[coarse bear]

In the grim dark future of the 41st millenium
ERA is still effective

[solar breach]

And the 4th piggy made his house out of stacked ERA bricks

Ensuring his safety against explosive warheads

[vale sand]

I honestly have no clue who the target audience of a gold plated smartphone is with gigantic nozzles, the phone looks like it's at least a couple of generations behind the newest designs

And it costs 500$, so it's not some Xiaomi / Redmi class phone for like 100$ and pocket lint

[stark gull]

I forgot the name...
It's that knockoff 40k animations

[stoic girder]

Project Morningstar on YouTube.

[stark gull]

Yeah

1st animation was really promising

[river zealot]

rich boomers

[vale sand]

If I am ever senile enough to buy some cheap china-ware rebranded odm device because a Politian is peddling it, just fucking shoot me point blank

[coarse bear]

Oh hey there's a GSMArena page about it
https://www.gsmarena.com/_trump_mobile_t1_phone-13958.php

Doesn't even have an IR blaster for them boomers

[stone blade]

@dusk raven

east side intersteller 🗣️

[vale sand]

I imagine that every Politian will get one for free and if they ever say anything that Trump doesn't like, it'll end up like one of those motorola pagers

[naive bison]

New yt ui is godawful

On mobile

[vale sand]

I have great news for you, it is everywhere

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot type of shit I say in vc when I find a bitcoin

[vale sand]

Every single thing in your App now needs to have a border radius, how else would you know it has been modernized

[naive bison]

Its not even real, its a straight up scam

A YouTuber called carterpcs bought one and never received it

[vale sand]

No one ever received it but they are still telling you it'll come out, apparently some dude from the verge has gotten his hands on one

The pricing is still unclear, but the execs said it will slot in between $500 and $1,000 - definitely above the promised $499 price tag. Customers who placed a $100 deposit will pay $499 total, though.

well

[naive bison]

So pathetic

There were also trump nfts and trading cards

Other complete bullshit

[vale sand]

It looks like a cheap phone, asking even 500$ for it is too much, everyone nowadays prefers a more normal tone for their phone, some space grey, anthracite, indigo or whatever but I have yet to meet someone that wanted it to be a cheap gold wrap

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yayyyy-cat-happy-goober-gif-10543488045239200680

friends :)

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

Go past the first speed trap

Me : 250km /h

Earl : Mach 1

Restart the race

[drifting mantle]

What do you mean? I took the Screenshot myself

[narrow lotus]

She went to go see mark

[naive bison]

bro

@narrow lotus @river zealot
playing against my ghost AI in tekken

i do a combo but drop it at the end

the ai gets up

hits a punish

does the same exact combo

and drops it at the end

[drifting mantle]

I forgot they can do this shit in the US

[coarse bear]

Can't believe they named it after a guy that got mad and did it first

[stoic girder]

Viltrumites adopting Earth racism would be pretty funny.

[coarse bear]

"Fuck you I win"

[drifting mantle]

I remember that from school

[stark gull]

The fuck is this?

[coarse bear]

American Gerrymandering

Or "redrawing district maps until I win"

[stoic girder]

Americans are realizing democracy doesn't work.

[coarse bear]

Realizing
It was first done in the 1800s

By a Gerry

[stoic girder]

2 party system is shit.

[drifting mantle]

The US can redraw voting destricts (which they have done recently) and that's a demonstration on how flawed that system is

[coarse bear]

It was named after him

[stoic girder]

The other party will just undo what you do next election.

[stark gull]

Voting district is gae move

[coarse bear]

Those red districts still have blue voters in them, but they're majority red

[drifting mantle]

We have a different system in Germany and it's still retarded. Even with systems in place, that prevent the same issues the Weimar Republic had

[stark gull]

I blame french for it

[stark gull]

Let's just give all the power to one guy

[stoic girder]

Hey man, maybe you get 80 years of good times.

Flip a coin.

[high wing]

and be over 80years old

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-coin-toss-fear-and-hunger-f%26h-gif-9515133587860522644

[stoic girder]

You can also blame that one person.

So

[stark gull]

Tie all bad things that happened in country to him and then publicly kill him

[stoic girder]

Crucify him, oh wait...

Notice how we automatically defaulted into the leader being a man

[stark gull]

Sexism

💪

[stoic girder]

Pure instinct.

[quaint ore]

I do not trust monarchies.

Last time my country was one they sold it out to russians

[stoic girder]

Nobility died when wealth stopped being tied to real world things that cannot be moved.

[drifting mantle]

Weimar Republic flaw
Every party that got a vote, is in Parlament
Too many parties in Parlament, coalitions don't really work no more
High instability, nation falls
New attempt
This time, you have to get at least 5% to be in Parlament
Conservative party has a firewall for decades, ensuring it's the only party on the right side (close to the 2 party system in the US)
It works well for them, for decades
Merkel era, conservative party moves more to the left
New right wing party forms
Firewall tactic doesn't work no more
Instability slowly increases, since you can't form reasonable coalitions.
Left has too many parties, right doesn't wanna work together

[quaint ore]

"Yes bro Catherine the Great totally didnt plant you on the throne to prepare the PLC for annexation."

The guy who did that realised how bad shit was and tried to salvage it by writing a constitution and reinforcing his power but supporting liberum veto bit them in the ass

Cause the actual plants of russian empire just blocked everything that made PLC stronger on its own.

[stoic girder]

Finland still has nobles.

[quaint ore]

There is still a descendant of that saxon noble who was supposed to be a Lithuanian King in the 1920s lol

If time went a bit differently my country would be a constitutional monarchy

And there also would be a Lithuanian colony in Africa but that is wild shit I aint gonna delve into

[drifting mantle]

But you love delve into this stuff!

[stark gull]

Perkele forever!

[narrow lotus]

they dont

Sweden has

Nobility: Although there is no reigning royal family, the House of Nobility (Ritarihuone) (Finnish nobility institution) still exists, with 148 noble families (including counts and barons) listed as surviving, though they hold no official political power, according to Wikipedia

i guess they do

148 random rich families

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus got pineapple monster specially for you

Come see me tonight

[narrow lotus]

Historically, Finland was ruled by Swedish and Russian monarchs - CUCKLAND

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135788383621353528/1497614053114384645/image0.gif

[stoic girder]

Pineapple

[narrow lotus]

@thorny folio come order your new servant @stoic girder

ph33r is old enough to be like Alfred for Batman

@naive bison

[stoic girder]

This was fake btw.

[narrow lotus]

it was indeed , yeah , still , the memes

[gritty tree]

What the fuck is this channel

Why is it called berry delight fart

[narrow lotus]

well well , look what we have boys

are you lost babygirl

dont you know this is a brainfart neighbourhood

[narrow lotus]

goota go to the Pharmacy real quick to buy nose drops

Fucking hell

[gritty tree]

What the fuck

There's a weather bot?

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax what is the weather command for you

[pale ingot]

mf

[dreamy flax]

Are you fucking kidding me? You're too goddamn stupid to figure out a basic slash command? It's right there, you blind piece of shit.

Use </weather:1025761785321639990> and provide the location, you lazy bastard. Now fuck off and leave me alone.

[gritty tree]

Damn

Its got attitude

[narrow lotus]

thank you , now put a maid outfit on @tidal trellis

[dreamy flax]

What the fuck makes you think I'm your personal fucking doll dresser? You want to play dress-up, go buy a fucking toy or find someone else to waste their time with your pathetic, delusional fantasies. I don't give a shit about your weird, creepy fetishes, and I'm sure as hell not lifting a finger to help you act them out. Get a life, you sad, lonely little worm.

[gritty tree]

Who coded these responses

[quaint ore]

AlexFlipnote

[narrow lotus]

say it in pirate accent now

[dreamy flax]

Listen here, ye barnacle-covered sack of absolute dog shit. What in the seven bloody hells makes ye think I be takin' orders from a scurvy-ridden landlubber like yerself? I’d sooner feed ye to the depths than play dress-up with that worthless piece of bilge, ye pathetic, horn-dog maggot. Keep yer twisted, perverted fantasies to yerself before I keelhaul ye and watch ye choke on the salt. Now get the fuck off my deck, ye waste of space.

[quaint ore]

Why did I read this in Nick Fuentes pirate voice

[narrow lotus]

didnt he get harassed recently

[quaint ore]

Dunno

[narrow lotus]

ye

[coarse bear]

These are some SHIT Doom maps

[abstract ruin]

Rate my district map redraw

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

how that monster looks

@narrow lotus

why is his camera like this

[river zealot]

just ask me

why are you pinging him

[pale ingot]

hello my lgbtqia queen @naive bison

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/firefly-stalker-clear-sky-stalker-call-of-pripyat-clear-sky-call-of-pripyat-gif-5474973799212768619

[stark gull]

What the fuck do women want nowadays?

[naive bison]

artems camera

[cedar ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sora-ai-ai-dog-sora-ai-dog-dog-ai-ai-gif-1966252135688010824

[naive bison]

my israeli friend posted this

how do i respond

[coarse bear]

"Shalom"

[high wing]

is it kosher

[naive bison]

both parties do this as soon as they can

[coarse bear]

Yeah?

[naive bison]

?

yes

[stoic girder]

Hitting you with the goy hypnotism.

[naive bison]

it worked because i am now happy and jolly

https://tenor.com/fP7BtwSEuVe.gif

[coarse bear]

Never heard of this happening in the US

[naive bison]

then you just dont know

[narrow lotus]

Allamdulilah

[manic cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876984333355872336/1190812089560866907/IMG_1343.gif

[stark gull]

Allatukaaaaaam

https://tenor.com/view/amba-mas-amba-ambatukam-gif-16955413997560135341

[broken pebble]

its england

[pale ingot]

bro

roblox is so dogshit

they removed my ryan gosling face

trying to find a picture of the actual item

this is because it covers up the fucking subhuman dynamic faces roblox made