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verbal needle
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Then it just shits the bed and it's like 4in of ice

verbal needle
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This was feb

acoustic surge
toxic sundial
quartz ridge
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how many years of custodes existing and it just happens that they just suddenly exist

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but do you know what that means

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that the entire time female custodes did jack shit

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because there isn't a single notable one

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even the one where they made her mega op and did allat bullshit with teleporting a nuke into the emperor's throne room they made it all uncanon

acoustic surge
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teleporting a nuke into throne room ?

quartz ridge
verbal needle
quartz ridge
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so the custodes have these blood games to test the guards in defending the palace

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and before female custodes were retconned one supposedly teleported a nuke into the throne room

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or into the general palace

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no repercussions btw

acoustic surge
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is this new lore ? even horus didnt make it into the throne room

quartz ridge
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yes it was new lore

acoustic surge
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wtf

quartz ridge
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before it was retconned

acoustic surge
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why are gw such retards

quartz ridge
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because it meant that in all of the custodes history not a single female one was notabale until now

quartz ridge
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there are millions of retcons

acoustic surge
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not even sm females exist

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custodes is NO NO

quartz ridge
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pepperidge farm remembers when primarchs were giants

quartz ridge
acoustic surge
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didnt they make sob just to make way for some females to exist

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and now they put them everywhere ?

visual stirrup
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the setting was made to sell minis of giant space knights riding motorcycles and swinging chainsaws

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who don't seem to carry any extra ammunition

quartz ridge
pseudo robin
visual stirrup
verbal needle
visual stirrup
pseudo robin
pseudo robin
acoustic surge
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thus spoke the big e

visual stirrup
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I love it when fiction is a bit grounded

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and the people act almost like people

toxic sundial
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I wouldn't care about custodes or space marine girls but like it's very clear it was just to cash in on that shit for money

arctic pawn
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feed him with roaches n shit

pseudo robin
toxic sundial
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It was more lazy than anything else

arctic pawn
acoustic surge
toxic sundial
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and I can confidently say that as a guard player because there's always women on the firing line

toxic sundial
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I'm just calling it like I see it

abstract ruin
acoustic surge
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good

abstract ruin
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From what I heard

visual stirrup
quartz ridge
# visual stirrup

the last thing ive seen about the boys is like homelander like showing his ass to his dog or smth

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like some crazy ahhh work

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prime goy show

acoustic surge
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its 3 episodes left and we get firecracka episodes

acoustic surge
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and homelanda showing butt to dogs

visual stirrup
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banned for posting weapon making instructions

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from the Russian film Brother 2 (2000)

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From the first movie (1997)

narrow lotus
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Worst timeline for Invincible

stark gull
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We have to cut your foreskin, my son. Why do you resist me!?

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The black kid in the background knows what's coming

narrow lotus
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Think Mark, Think ! If the Quran wasnt the true holy book why did Muhammad write it !

But dad, i like eating Pork.

Look what you need to mimic a fraction of my power !

high wing
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the h'wat

acoustic surge
visual stirrup
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it's the norm here, yes

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don't know the statistics

high wing
visual stirrup
naive bison
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good morning

dusk sentinel
dusk sentinel
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Successfully wasted 4 months of 2026

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Can't wait to waste the other 8 months

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot

drifting mantle
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And?
What's the point you're trying to make? That it's hot nowdays too?

The point was, that the colors in the weather report, paint a more drastic picture than back in the day.
Same day of the year.

toxic sundial
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I didn't waste it I made 25k peeposmile

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and I'm looking to getting a pay bump at this new job

narrow lotus
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yooo

toxic sundial
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no I'm broke

sacred mountain
naive bison
acoustic surge
toxic sundial
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3 hour "boogie cancer arc" video

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oh yeah baby it's time to work

dusk sentinel
stark gull
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I'd bet on it

dusk sentinel
river zealot
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its so hard to open cans without nails damn

naive bison
visual stirrup
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pull up the mwadi gif

river zealot
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@visual stirrup nice bio omegakekw

narrow lotus
naive bison
river zealot
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dude my forearms hurt for no reason

narrow lotus
naive bison
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if debbie was found with paul omniman would stone her

river zealot
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yesterday the muscle ache was almost gone

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now its twice as strong for no reason

narrow lotus
river zealot
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does O on ominiman suit stand for nOlan

naive bison
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@narrow lotus omniman throwing a rock at her "that's a small one, last time i threw a rock the size of texas at my wife"

coarse bear
naive bison
river zealot
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ill thug it out

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i hate ice baths

naive bison
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ice is proven to not work

naive bison
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actually it works worse

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as it restricts bloodflow iirc

narrow lotus
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Artyom.after he woke up from ice bath

river zealot
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heat does the opposite

naive bison
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can't even do an audible fart anymore

river zealot
naive bison
river zealot
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||

naive bison
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i have some disgusting shit to say

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||test||

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ok

dusk sentinel
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Once it heals a bit, move more (if you sit a lot)

arctic pawn
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what

dusk sentinel
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Doesn't even have to be exercise lol

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Just get up more often

naive bison
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@river zealot @narrow lotus ||speaking of hemmorhoids, i remember a running joke on a podcast i saw was showing guests a video of a gei porn star with a massive prolapse getting fucked in the ass, i guess it's like a sleeve|| insanely cursed message, do not open

naive bison
visual stirrup
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ban

arctic pawn
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no fun saying something vile like this and hiding it

arctic pawn
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or it is

naive bison
naive bison
visual stirrup
coarse bear
naive bison
river zealot
naive bison
arctic pawn
naive bison
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retard

river zealot
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ah

naive bison
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fuck you

river zealot
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right

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sorry dude

naive bison
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it was a funny joke

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and you blew it

river zealot
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im not a fucking

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gooner

naive bison
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you understand?

river zealot
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i was doing uh

arctic pawn
river zealot
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was doing wrist curls

naive bison
arctic pawn
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maybe your kink is having a stable job and good social circle

naive bison
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a man with a stable job

river zealot
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maybe blowing a russian up with a 40mm automatic gl

visual stirrup
naive bison
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idk why he pressed spacebar like 7 times

river zealot
naive bison
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???

quartz ridge
naive bison
arctic pawn
quaint ore
arctic pawn
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specifically russians

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are you ukrainian

quaint ore
arctic pawn
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i see

naive bison
visual stirrup
river zealot
naive bison
river zealot
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join the drone corp

arctic pawn
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why, im sure not all russians agrees with what putin be doing

river zealot
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maybe airforce

quartz ridge
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maybe we swap topic

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to not get raped by mods

river zealot
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maybe even special forces

rocky geode
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not again...

naive bison
quartz ridge
quaint ore
quartz ridge
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im sorry

naive bison
river zealot
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madyar's does long range strikes

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its really sexy

visual stirrup
rocky geode
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mods when u lock it i call first on tick tack toe

arctic pawn
quartz ridge
quaint ore
arctic pawn
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neither do i, i was jsut asking why

quartz ridge
rocky geode
naive bison
river zealot
naive bison
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i dont think artem would like him very much

rocky geode
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XAL SHUT UP

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JESUS CHRIST

arctic pawn
rocky geode
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were cooked now

quartz ridge
slender rock
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@quartz ridge yo

rocky geode
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for sure

quartz ridge
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hello blur

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molchat doma is coming to sac

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but i cant go

naive bison
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anyways moving on

quartz ridge
slender rock
naive bison
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look at the cats

quartz ridge
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lemme check rq

river zealot
rocky geode
naive bison
quartz ridge
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september 19th @slender rock i will be out of country around that time tho

visual stirrup
slender rock
river zealot
naive bison
slender rock
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WHY

naive bison
arctic pawn
visual stirrup
quaint ore
naive bison
arctic pawn
slender rock
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you sonofa

river zealot
fallow trellis
slender rock
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@quartz ridge if I do go, you want a tee if they're sellin it?

river zealot
slender rock
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I am not bullshitting btw

arctic pawn
visual stirrup
naive bison
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cause you dont fuck someone but let someone fuck you

arctic pawn
naive bison
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and you also think they are inferior

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
arctic pawn
dusk sentinel
slender rock
narrow lotus
slender rock
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there's modest mouse too

narrow lotus
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Cigars , bikes and hot women

naive bison
arctic pawn
narrow lotus
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Two

quaint ore
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Kreeg was bitch maxxing

arctic pawn
quaint ore
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Bro was getting GAME

river zealot
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but its prigozhin

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cant find the original

slender rock
arctic pawn
arctic pawn
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damn man dont make me sad with that shit right when im posting cat memes

fallow trellis
river zealot
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i would guess at least 10 terabytes

quartz ridge
arctic pawn
naive bison
river zealot
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that shit used to be like 70k btw

arctic pawn
river zealot
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i used to run loud sa58 with 30 rounders on labs with it

fallow trellis
quartz ridge
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like in dms

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i mean

narrow lotus
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Ggs

arctic pawn
naive bison
# river zealot that shit used to be like 70k btw

40 on flea, i remember it when my pc was so bad i played factory and only factory
i was super happy getting 1 mil, and i was very excited to find scavs to blast that had the mp133 with railed pistol grip and a pk06

naive bison
river zealot
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it took me 10 minutes to load un customs before

arctic pawn
river zealot
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and when that was a thing

river zealot
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the person who loaded first, was the first one in raid

quartz ridge
river zealot
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there was no "waiting for players"

quartz ridge
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i would point fire EVERYONE

arctic pawn
narrow lotus
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The Hk was disgusting i saw

river zealot
quartz ridge
narrow lotus
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There were no armor plates u had a slick it was gg

river zealot
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200k for slick

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200 to 300

arctic pawn
narrow lotus
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Finding Hexgrid was like finding gold

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It was rare

river zealot
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i remember when they added new slick variants

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with different colours

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and reshala guards spawned with them like 80% of the time

arctic pawn
narrow lotus
visual stirrup
arctic pawn
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what you mean gooner

slender rock
arctic pawn
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nice

quartz ridge
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no spots where you are unprotected

narrow lotus
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Yeah but it shared durability

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So getting shot in the arm took torso hp eventually

arctic pawn
drifting mantle
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Tarkov chuds, discussing why body armor shouldn't get the same amount durability damage, when hit to the arm instead of the torso itself

drifting mantle
naive bison
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arm shots are pretty dangerous too

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as having your arm blacked out gives your character an epileptic seizure

arctic pawn
river zealot
river zealot
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it was pretty mild

naive bison
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also that guy is either on pve or cheating his nuts off lmaoooo

high wing
river zealot
drifting mantle
naive bison
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HES GROOMING ME

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HEEEEEEEELP

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

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RAPE WHISTLE

river zealot
river zealot
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its feeding time

pseudo robin
high wing
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What a beautiful moment

high wing
arctic pawn
arctic pawn
pseudo robin
arctic pawn
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its the poopoo face the characters do when speaking to you as the gamera zooms in

pseudo robin
arctic pawn
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camera*

pseudo robin
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if gamma had a cms blacked limbs mod i would use it

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ngl

arctic pawn
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indeed

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gamma by itself is already super detailed

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i never played escape from tarkov once in my life, i probably know about this game because of gamma

high wing
narrow lotus
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Cause there is 0 advantage to big armors now.past drip

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
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Do you guys think i cand find a gf in 8 hours ? @river zealot @naive bison

narrow lotus
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I reach 10k in tarkov

arctic pawn
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you can do it

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definetly

river zealot
pale ingot
naive bison
pale ingot
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honest

arctic pawn
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nah

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he can

narrow lotus
pale ingot
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do it as a celebration for hitting 10k on tark

arctic pawn
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damn iedy dont say that

naive bison
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@narrow lotus whatever you do, don't do a violent crime of some sort
they're gonna blame tarkov

arctic pawn
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keep yourself safe man

naive bison
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the 10k hours will not look good when you're on the stand in court

arctic pawn
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life is not that horrible and agonizing

arctic pawn
naive bison
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woah

narrow lotus
naive bison
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that upper beak is a lil too large

naive bison
# narrow lotus

iedy turns 29 soon and already posting jokes of old people about death

narrow lotus
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Ph33r already accepted it

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I am still in denial phase

dreamy flaxBOT
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🎂 Yìdì (意迪)

🗓️ 22. January (<t:1800576000:R>)

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
naive bison
naive bison
river zealot
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cryon get out of this chat before i

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nevermind

pseudo robin
fossil swan
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went tothe store in the break came back with a giant swastika on my notebook

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@narrow lotus @hamma

fossil swan
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@pale ingot

narrow lotus
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Hahaha

fossil swan
naive bison
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who's "they"

fossil swan
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these classmates are animals

naive bison
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oh

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
fossil swan
drifting mantle
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Orthodox, catholics, etc.

river zealot
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cryon youre old enough

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go get a gf

fossil swan
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my benchmate is a guy

river zealot
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learn from our mistakes

naive bison
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what the fuck does tarkov do to people

river zealot
naive bison
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does it mentally age you like the bug people from invincible or what

river zealot
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and have no gf

fossil swan
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dude last time they drew a whole page full of dicks

river zealot
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wdym

narrow lotus
naive bison
fossil swan
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never forhet

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almost 23

narrow lotus
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Aks who drew a swastika on my notebook

Girl says it was her

dreamy flaxBOT
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💨 Birthday missing

Xalrider has not saved their birthday yet.

narrow lotus
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Cmon cryon go for it

fossil swan
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bro

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it wasnt a girl that drew the swas

drifting mantle
fossil swan
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it was my retard benchmate

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he needs to be executed

naive bison
fossil swan
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get that ass banned

narrow lotus
river zealot
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at least 5 terrabytes

naive bison
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simultaneously victim and perpetrator

drifting mantle
pseudo robin
fossil swan
pale ingot
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come on

narrow lotus
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Rememeber everytime u do stupid shit just say u are autistic

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It always works

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Blaming the jews and on autism always works

fossil swan
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work

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had a classsmate pull it

pale ingot
river zealot
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man im glad i studied at a good school

pale ingot
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uoooogh

river zealot
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and not a gypsy one like cryon

pale ingot
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cryon lives in gypsy central bro where else is he gonna go

narrow lotus
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Or when two planes crash but its always the biker's fault

pale ingot
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WOAHH MAN

river zealot
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who's?

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freudian slip there

pale ingot
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who's caught

narrow lotus
naive bison
narrow lotus
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@stone blade grandma turns on her shitty old radio

Kiss from.a rose.starts playing

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POGGIES1 idk what channel its on but ggs

narrow lotus
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!lock

split canyonBOT
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✅ Locked down 🎪advanced-biology-fart

split canyonBOT
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✅ Unlocked 🎪advanced-biology-fart.

stone blade
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this fucking retard

narrow lotus
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What job

stone blade
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store

narrow lotus
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Nice

drifting mantle
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Manager?

river zealot
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@narrow lotus 50 bucks that he will leave after less than 2 weeks

naive bison
narrow lotus
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I mean what could the interview be

Do ypu have 2 hands ?

Yes

Ok u are hired

stone blade
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its a hardware store

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notoriously one of the biggest in bulgaria

narrow lotus
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Bro is about to bring home a tool each day

river zealot
naive bison
stone blade
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it's not about being a salesman

river zealot
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"hey so what drill is better"
"whats a drill"

stone blade
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I dont even know what it will be

narrow lotus
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Prob restocking jnventory and managing the items on the shelf

stone blade
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we'll see

drifting mantle
stone blade
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Love how everyone is being dickish about it

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love it

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
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You do you

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Is it close at least?

river zealot
stone blade
river zealot
narrow lotus
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Distance

river zealot
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why are you doing random shitty jobs

stone blade
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its far from where I live to walk there

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but a bus gets me directly there

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so its fine

narrow lotus
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Good

drifting mantle
# stone blade I dont even know what it will be

You will show customers where they can find stuff, you will do regular store stuff like filling up the shelves and ordering new stuff...

But the most fun part: you will be answering retarded questions, like "why can't I use metal wire, for my grass trimmer?"

stone blade
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funnily enough my parents love this store

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I've gone there countless times

narrow lotus
naive bison
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bro i just realized

drifting mantle
naive bison
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when a popular tekken content creator did a video breaking down ltg gameplay

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the intro was something happening in the game, the content creator laughing

narrow lotus
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Why do you know this

naive bison
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and ltg watched that and went on a 20 minute tirade about how that guy is gei n shit

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i just realized the guy was laughing at ltg's opponent spamming a move the mains of that character always do

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ltg crashed out for 0

narrow lotus
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Yeah isnt that his thing

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He is a cunt

naive bison
narrow lotus
naive bison
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sit down like a good boy

river zealot
narrow lotus
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Cryon when saying a letter :

naive bison
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artem you can only speak when a fat black woman cannot physically overpower you @river zealot

naive bison
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if you say im the woman you are banned

river zealot
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you are the woman

minor cypress
river zealot
naive bison
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ever heard of sumo

river zealot
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thats hardly overpowering

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thats just clashing bellies

narrow lotus
naive bison
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doing ts after loading into a raid

pale ingot
minor cypress
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She would pneumatic press you easy

river zealot
naive bison
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idk what was in that coffee i drank

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but lord my belly rumblin

river zealot
narrow lotus
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Bro is about to SHET

river zealot
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@fossil swan good job agent

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RTB

drifting mantle
naive bison
narrow lotus
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Drink this then i go back to school ggs

naive bison
stone blade
narrow lotus
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Generational

naive bison
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also FAWK YUO if you drink black coffee

narrow lotus
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Rest is pussy shit for instagram

stone blade
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you like your men black too eh

naive bison
stone blade
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kidding kidding

river zealot
naive bison
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black coffee drinkers pouring up their hot glass of activated charcoal:

river zealot
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drink coffe with milk and enjoy it like a real man

drifting mantle
river zealot
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I WANT TO DRINK AIDS IN A CUP

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SIGN ME IN

narrow lotus
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Calm down before i bring up the tomatoes topic again

naive bison
drifting mantle
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Only the strongest taste lets him feel something

naive bison
river zealot
drifting mantle
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I didn't know you guys were so close

fossil swan
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black coffee

river zealot
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absolutely fucking 0 reason to drink black coffe

high wing
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god i hate these charrraccterrsss

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i hope yann fucking dies

naive bison
visual stirrup
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They need to bring him back for a future game

narrow lotus
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🥀

visual stirrup
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not like integrity is important in resident evil's writing

river zealot
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explosions outside

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but we are vibiiin

drifting mantle
minor cypress
quartz ridge
river zealot
vale sand
prisma venture
stone blade
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@narrow lotus put on jacket

reach in pocket
random money

drifting mantle
prisma venture
stone blade
prisma venture
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True

stone blade
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we go interview

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irs fuckin over

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mfs tryna keep a playa down

drifting mantle
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Garden stuff, paint, electrical stuff?

stone blade
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mom knows a friend who works there they said they need someone and that they'll look into it

drifting mantle
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They will probably ask you, what expierence you have and what would suit you the most

stone blade
drifting mantle
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You will be fine

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Trust

stone blade
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surely

drifting mantle
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Working in a hardware store is chill

stone blade
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i mean people here have a different mentality

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its not like the west

drifting mantle
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I can't imagine it be that different in a fucking hardware store

stone blade
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idk

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we'll see

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its only an interview

drifting mantle
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Just don't be a retard thumbsUp2x

stone blade
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ill tell them i use linux ez instant hire

drifting mantle
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Do you actually have any expierence in any craftsmem shipM

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?

drifting mantle
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Not even painting a wall??

stone blade
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that i do know

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lmao

coarse bear
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Painting a wall with an even layer?

stone blade
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yes.

coarse bear
stone blade
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ive painted before grandpa taught me

drifting mantle
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C'mon bro
Think... Surely, you did SOMETHING in your life where you had to use your hands and do stuff.

If anything comes to mind, speak about that... Maybe exagerrate a little

coarse bear
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"I serviced a standing fan"

stone blade
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WE WILL SEE MAN

coarse bear
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Cleaned the blades

drifting mantle
pseudo robin
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You are a chud @drifting mantle

drifting mantle
pseudo robin
# drifting mantle

@river zealot @narrow lotus this is what lightkeeper sees on the other side of his door

arctic pawn
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@drifting mantle

stark gull
# drifting mantle

Could you explain what was the issue with this man? I've seen memes but I still don't know what the fuck was his problem

pseudo robin
dusk sentinel
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Apparently, he's a reddit mod that is furiously knocking on the door of someone

arctic pawn
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Why

dusk sentinel
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No clue what got him so enraged though

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I'll look it up, lol

dusk sentinel
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"A man named Jason Thomas Nichols, wearing a long coat, went viral in April 2026 for a Ring doorbell video where he claimed to be "Harry Dresden" while attempting to break into a Fairfield, California home. He threatened to end the residents and was arrested on charges including burglary and criminal threats.
Key Details of the Incident:

Viral Video: The suspect, who was acting erratically, was recorded on a Ring doorbell (as shown in this Facebook video) demanding entry while identifying himself as "Harry Dresden," a fictional wizard.
Break-in Attempt: The incident involved the suspect trying to kick in the door and destroying the doorbell camera, as highlighted in this SFGATE article.
Arrest and Charges: Fairfield police arrested the man, 30-year-old Jason Thomas Nichols, who now faces felony charges including first-degree burglary, criminal threats, and vandalism, as reported in this Instagram post.
Context: The incident is described as a terrifying encounter for the family involved, noted in this Facebook post, and occurred in early April 2026, says this Instagram reel. "
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Or so says the clanker

drifting mantle
dusk sentinel
dusk sentinel
arctic pawn
drifting mantle
arctic pawn
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He really bashed his head with a shovel??

drifting mantle
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Cudos to the home owner... Other would have killed chuddy, after making threats to break in and kill them

arctic pawn
drifting mantle
arctic pawn
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Nice, didn't see this part

dusk sentinel
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Chuddos to the owner

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He nailed it

drifting mantle
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"ARE YOU EX MILITARY?!"
CHUDDY: "YEAH!!"

No he fucking ain't kekl

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But he did bring him to calm down

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All in all, based guy

river zealot
drifting mantle
coarse bear
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OH BOY A HEATWAVE AND A SOLAR FLARE?

dusk sentinel
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What a combination

stone blade
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@drifting mantle @narrow lotus 12 hour shifts 3 work days and 2 weekends after training is over about 500 or so euro

minor cypress
narrow lotus
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Wait the pay is 500 a month?

quaint ore
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Mental hospitals should exist to treat people and saying otherwise is retarded

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I sure as fuck dont want to end up on a memorial wall cause some guy is suffering from untreated schizophrenia

narrow lotus
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Pretty much instead its a prison for retards

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But with limited slots so most roam free

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If i run into a guy threatening my life even if he is mentally ill imma defend myself

naive bison
narrow lotus
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Imma get a lawyer after

naive bison
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like full on violent delusional breakdown

quaint ore
drifting mantle
quaint ore
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Bro training to bait FPV drones

river zealot
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heart skipped a beat

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ow

naive bison
narrow lotus
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Tonight i am getting a fat cold beer after im.done with work fuck this

drifting mantle
quaint ore
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Air raid sirens blaring in my city rn

river zealot
quaint ore
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Its a test thankfully

past sparrow
drifting mantle
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I have to work 41 hours a week

naive bison
past sparrow
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yea

quaint ore
narrow lotus
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Must be tough in these times

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Especially in the US

past sparrow
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she was doing 88 in a 55, flipped around on her, and she had scratches all over her body and throat

river zealot
narrow lotus
naive bison
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iedy has been practicing on how to quickly hand your ID to a cop recently

past sparrow
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she wouldnt listen to me, i put hands on her, took her to my patrol car, she started slamming her fucking head on my hood bruh

naive bison
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"HERE YOU GO OFFICER"

river zealot
past sparrow
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monolithia

naive bison
coarse bear
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Iedy "ACAB" Tarkov when some kids in school mention Paw Patrol

narrow lotus
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Hello sir, your licence and registration ple-

quaint ore
narrow lotus
quaint ore
past sparrow
# quaint ore I remember seeing this show in my country where they have a camera guy going aro...

https://www.youtube.com/@FIRST_RESPONDERS this is a great channel, rather than dealing with drunks and shit

narrow lotus
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We had a fat gypsy here, stopped by cops , shot one in the head

Hid for 3 days in an attic before caught

Found "hanged" 2 weeks later in his cell

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Epstein moment

past sparrow
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fuck

naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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a level of planning unexpected

quaint ore
# past sparrow https://www.youtube.com/@FIRST_RESPONDERS this is a great channel, rather than d...

I found an episode of the Lithuanian version on YT

https://youtu.be/fvUM59KvNbY?is=bUYwL6snHCD5HSfL

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narrow lotus
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You are not Reacher

quaint ore
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Always curious to see how other cointries deal with shit

narrow lotus
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Calm down

past sparrow
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oh my god i forgot how different foreign law enforcement is

quaint ore
past sparrow
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until you fight people lmfao

quaint ore
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Yeah

drifting mantle
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All my police encounters were pleasent. Firm and orderly, but in no way did I feel wronged by them

past sparrow
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ill share this from my exploration recently

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i went poking around the woods where i work

narrow lotus
quaint ore
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Damn

past sparrow
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structure with hanging masks

stone blade
narrow lotus
past sparrow
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i got some meixcan dude deported cause he choked his wife in front of 9 kids

narrow lotus
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Cant u find any 8 hour job

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Regular

quaint ore
past sparrow
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thats right mf

stone blade
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like bro

drifting mantle
past sparrow
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This dude fell asleep and rolled 3 times

river zealot
narrow lotus
quaint ore
past sparrow
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he wasnt hurt at all

quaint ore
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Surviving a triple roll like this

past sparrow
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fucking idiot fell asleep going 80

quaint ore
past sparrow
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literally travelled 500 feet before rolling

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airborne

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from what i measured

narrow lotus
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Here they do the same but crash a BMW into a tree instead

quaint ore
quaint ore
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Bro i remember seeing some retards driving 100km/h offroad then flying into fucking oak woods

drifting mantle
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You only live once bruh

quaint ore
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The 2000s volvo looked like it went throigh a trash compactor

past sparrow
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this was his path

quaint ore
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Fucking lucky lol

drifting mantle
past sparrow
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hey im a professional picture drawer

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it comes with texas law enforcement clueless

narrow lotus
quaint ore
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Another car crash of this type which happened three days ago.

narrow lotus
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Middle of the day btw

quaint ore
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"Anyone ask for a BMW wrap with human meat sludge?"

narrow lotus
stone blade
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there is a second option

past sparrow
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before i got on with my place they had a school bus get tboned by 2, 18 wheelers

stone blade
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this carpentry or w/e shop that makes small furniture

past sparrow
quaint ore
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It was empty right

past sparrow
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no.

quaint ore
drifting mantle
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Can't imagine being a cop, the horrific shit you have to see

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No thankies

quaint ore
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Its any emergency services tbf

past sparrow
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same area, school bus crossed, and hit on both ends by 18 wheelers going 70 mph

quaint ore
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I remember seeing a firefighter POV in a commieblock where a man was stuck behind metal grates of a stairwell dueing a fire

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He legit tried to get out but suffocated from smoke

past sparrow
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anyways enough of the dark stuff

narrow lotus
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Bruh

quaint ore
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True

narrow lotus
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What are thoseeeee

quaint ore
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Have a seal

past sparrow
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what yalls police cars look like

quaint ore
quaint ore
narrow lotus
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Police Logan and we have a few BMWs here and there for show

quaint ore
past sparrow
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this my whip

narrow lotus
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Ousskha Dodge Interceptor

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Cruiser whatever is called

quaint ore
past sparrow
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interceptor

narrow lotus
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Did they get shittier ?

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
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Dodge kinda makes junk nowadays

past sparrow
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its pretty shit im ngl

quaint ore
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No seatbelts no nothing, you getting rattled like those bots from that playstation 4 game about inside of a controller

past sparrow
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they cheaped out and its a v6

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they regret it so theyre getting v8s soon.

narrow lotus
quaint ore
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We also had these at some point

narrow lotus
drifting mantle
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No seats

past sparrow
narrow lotus
past sparrow
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and forehead correction

drifting mantle
past sparrow
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i am not admitting this, but i did not know i could made a dodge durango go nose downwards to the earth

naive bison
narrow lotus
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Crown Vic was a good car

naive bison
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wtf omniman cosplay

quaint ore
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Any of you guys also have a gendarmerie

fossil swan
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@pale ingot intreb profu putem pleca acas mai devreme

zis nyet, nu, no, nah
am intrebat daca a auzit de da, oui, ja
profu incepe sa vorbeasca despre nemtii in 1938

narrow lotus
fossil swan
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e chimie industriala

quaint ore
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Like mfs who go oit when shit gets hairy to literally beat rioters with batons

drifting mantle
past sparrow
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if i ever EVER get to my baton

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its to break a window

narrow lotus
past sparrow
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but i have a knife with a window punch so whats the point

quaint ore
narrow lotus
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Ah yeah Jandarmeria

quaint ore
narrow lotus
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Ye they break up football fights after matches by beating everyone to a pulp

quaint ore
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More like police for martial law time