#🎪bruh-fart
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ok and
Cocksucker
wtf
rip @tight trench
I want to live like this
No neighbors, just me, the grass, the sky
And the ticks on the grass
touch grass
@stone blade

ill pay you 50 euro to not open your mouth about the situation

@prisma venture @pseudo robin @dusk sentinel @arctic pawn I offically hit my 30s
Thank you Falco
I have no idea what you're talking about.
my bad playa I was not familiar with your game
Bro is just coming here and slapping his dick on the table.
with that amount of hours I imagine its less a slap and more a clink
Great game, but holy shit 
i sneel
Big Iron? 
I once did a run with only the Ranger Sequoia. It was an absolute bitch getting .45-70 in the early game
9er iron
The big iron is indeed big iron
I wouldn't share that publicy

At least I don't have 10K hours in Tarkov, like iedy
Pulled a muscle in by back today by angering god.
I am ageless and perfect
couldn't image being old
I think it simply won't happen to me

nah I just won't let it
did a physical the other day blood pressure was 117/72 suck my dick
@drifting mantle Don't worry big man, I'll catch up soon enough
in about 7-8 months or so
6 seasons too late
it's always the trash that gets a bunch of seasons
thank god
this GOYSLOP got multiple seasons when most shows get like 1 or two
Smiling friends 💔 
smiling friends dies from 1 joke abt israel thatbshow lived
kill it
see this is all part of big bibi's plan
to flopify the western world
wake up sheeple
no way they got some fuckin dude from kentucky
worst she can do is say no
welcome. it's all downhill from here!
I like how asians don't show their faces because they are narcissistic, only for comedic value
theres this local pirate series streaming website
when their url gets blocked they just increase the number counter at the end of the domain
its at 2063 now

last week it was 2045
i wonder if they pay for all those domains
My girlfriend does this every single time, definition of insanity
Bro, the first time women picked what to eat it cursed the whole of existence
What do you expect
yum
if you're buying assorted donuts for some thing atleast 25% or more have to be regular plain glazed donuts
piss me off I open a box and it's all bullshit
like yeah dude let me just eat a chocolate covered jelly filled 800 calorie fuck you and demolish the rest of my day
I just wan a regular lil glazed guy and not to kill myself
i always eat 2 chocolates and glazed
thats it
i dont need more nor do I want more
the chocolate frosted ones count as regular imo
ik
there's glazed and frosted with hole in center and everything else is a "specialty"
fckn cinnamon roll long john jelly filled whatever
gotdamn cronuts
piss me off
Honey cruller is clearly superior
listen as like a dessert or something you prefer, that's fine. I'll fuck up a bear claw alright, but when someone says "donuts on the counter help yourself" and I open the box and ain't one fucking donut in there I'm mad
this ain't about which is best this about there are donuts and not donuts
and there wasn't one fucking donut in that box
Was there timbits?
yeah we don't call them that alright bubby they's donut holes and there were some in a separate box
but again thems ain't donuts
are you canadian or something?
@toxic sundial Hey

doxxed himself
what did you want
id even know if its a canadian term it just really sounds like it
timbits?
that's what Tim Horton calls donut holes
trying to be different
Tim's bits
oh what a shitty name
tim's frosted nuts? idk
the European urge to have some dumbass fucking name for a regular thing
it's a hangover from when they were under the queens heel
something like that but I thinks it's
you call them fries? we call them golden salted rind crackers
Tim Hortons. Timbits
is like
fitting the theme of TIMinsert shit here
like Mcdonalds with McCafe
or McGriddle
never getting over the Aussie golden gaetime
especially because I quite like eclairs
and I like a gaetime
but Id like them separated preferably
there's never enough in pack
who me or?
yeah you shouldn't be spelt like that change immediately thanks
@toxic sundial happy now?
it's the polish version
pączki
Scheiße, he figured it out
Kurwa
and these
fuck
I want curry bread now
GODDAMN IT
😢
4 more days
texas is deepfrying batter and coke
Fried Batter
snagging the res's auntie for the frybread aho
I love fried batter
you just gotta worm your weenuk in the right way
Wait... This shit actually is being made? I thought pilot has flopped... The fuck?!
the joy of being oblivious
seeing a single pixel of movement and flooding an entire treeline with fragmentation in reforger
@drifting mantle happy birthday, oldman! Stay strong, stay healthy and smash bitches!
So true, bestie. That's why I chase women at night
When will france have its first sharia courts
when i pass the bar, i can defend stella in the future for not wearing her burkha in public and without being accompanied by a man
lower the penalty from death by stoning to life imprisonment without parol
nah bro being baby is for babies
p!monday
Monday
I have 7'3 long laminate planks to lay this week
Its like flooring companies want us to suffer.
9 inches wide too.
p!monday
cumlander
Go on
Just 5 more minutes
Yeah, its tradition to shit on any IGN review at this point
I still wonder why are they still on business
bibi money
@quaint ore
They get paid to rate games certain way ofc
@quaint ore russians will bomb your country, then make a movie how their soldiers got really depressed by doing it 20 years later
Every war film ever
Show me a war movie about warcriminals who enjoyed it
that says coocie you stupid fuggin nimatoad
its nematode you dumb fuckin mongoliod
its mongoloid you stupid fucking blblblblblblblblblb
Unc
https://fixvx.com/Dailybuckdoodle/status/2048477076035100751 @toxic sundial
Does this count as a daily buck- i dont think it does HAHAHA but im sending here as well XD
#regretevatorbuck #regretevator
haha nolan you bailed on the viltrum empire
Haha nolan you're argall's son
I really respected argall so I have to kill you
who was the guy then in the flash back sequence in season 4
Idk i don't watch invisislop
Happy birthday mate
i think cause that would make nolan king instead of thragg
so kill off the competition so they never learn the truth
fu k yuo @narrow lotus
and to say someone is being a bitch we say they have a stick up their ass 
holylander
Haha, Nolan. You're making more Viltrumites

Viltrumite flashback? It was Nolan
pls dont stick ur pp in scurvy
feed her a lemon
"I can cure her"
@stone blade wtf? Necromancer in isaac sucks + it's hard to get
Not worth it
arrg
is the extent of Mark's viltrumite status ever explained?
in what way
He'll be the strongest
@narrow lotus @pale ingot la chimie industriala
vorbim de ce estrogenu face pestii incapabili de a se inmultii

romanian babble
Can you speak in the new metro game ?
im not in it
theyre turning the frogs gae
also i did speak in all the games before
Po russki, po russki govori, huj mamin!
Well, I never liked you anyway 
Like, does he still struggle with the funny noise? Will he make more viltrumite babies?
da da
i dont think the noise was ever mentioned after
iirc he doesnt get any more kids but i might be mistaken
no no he does
he does get a daughter later
Idk why it wasn't used in V war but that shit is retarded anyway
do they have viltrumite ears tho?
never mentioned
no sound in spejss
They fought on planet
what?
(how do they yell at eachother?)
you mean necronomicon?
Necromancer transformation
Why didnt they just lure the viltrumites to a really bad concert?
Is cecil stupid? 
aaah
U need necronomicon, missing page 2 and A missing page
Wrong! I want Brimstone+techX+sacred heart each run
🤡
you can't always expect goated stuff in isaac
You probably drink bottled water instead of electrolytes
because it will ruin the balancing and rng aspect of the game
Should drink juice
they dont really sell electrolytes here
Morning
but youre right
How we doin
i do drink bottled water a lot
have you tried adding salt to your water and eating a banana
dumbass
that's basically it
electrolytes are more than salt
and potassium that is in the banana
Yeah it's slop
You don't get hydrated well by slop water unironically
idk man people who drink water seem plenty well hydrated to me
sounds like youre tryna fucking min max drinking water of all shit
pipe the fk down
its water , it can hydrate you well enough
that's because ivan only sweats when he takes a shit
unless artyom is actively body building or some shit to look like Ronnie Coleman he doesn't need all that regular water can hydrate a mf plenty
ivan doesn't know body loses electrolytes through sweat because he never had a job outside of 2 weeks
not even when jerking?
you dont break a sweat in 2 minutes
i do
oh look xal being a complete dick again
see a doctor
@river zealot like do you deadlift , do do 200kg squats?
do you do 150kg bench press or w/e?
you sweat plenty when you do basic exercise
that I'm aware of
my shirt is already somewhat wet, i only really did biceps, triceps and shoulder
but for basic exercise
squats make me sweat like a motherfucker
@river zealot yeah dont listen to him

ive had my BEST days at the gym when the only thing i had was water and a banana
i felt fucking amazing
bottled or tap
Depends what water
our gym had a filtered water dispenser
well yeah kinda but i dont think it's significant
like the extreme of distilled is best you dont drink
unbelievable
the elements in your body bonds with the distilled water and you pee them out
Real
Imagine drinking pure water, distilled
It would harm you, very simple
Bottled water is very low in minerals
yeah
drinking bottled water will straight kill you dude
be careful
you'll explode or something will happen
well, if you dont exercise, probably not, if you hit the gym every 2 days and sweat 2 liters
Yeah ivan is a bellend
i assume its going to add up
like its fucking water people jesus christ
why are you afraid of water
artyom does basic exercise at home
he doesn't lift 200kg in the gym
distilled is best not to drink ever
Right? Water is water
Food is food
Why don't you eat grass
Food is food
its not about if exercise is basic or not
regular water will literally hydrate him well enough
its about sweat
exercise or not, distilled is bad for you
Dont drink distilled water ffs
Apparently not because he has muscle spasms
oh yeah chap i was gonna dm you
is 3 reps till failure enough
everytime?
Idk
you should go to failure
After training
that's when you build muscle
One rep till failure is best
muscle build up is micro tears in your muscles due to exercise being repaired by protein you eat
thank you captain obvious
Going full failure and 1 rep till failure has the dame effect xal.
Distilled water isn't that common, the fuck are you talking about
Also drinking it is unpleasant because you don't have the impurities you usually get
the lion has such a low attention span so he goes to failure
The only time i see distilled water is in textile industry
i mean just one rep till failure seems pretty low
listen artyom his name ends in berg do you really wanna listen to him?
When I say one rep till failure i mean you got 1 rep left before you shit yourself
Ultrasonic washers get to use it too
honestly artyom should go to the chemists in university and ask them for the water they use 
i heard he destroyed the Titanic 
thats what i mean but with a couple of minutes of break between them
also go do pullups artyom
i dont feel like going out
Then yeah keep going like this
So, really
Just drink Borjomi, the naturally carbonated mineral water from the springs of Borjomi Gorge of Central Georgia!
<ad read over>
As for water, if you got hydration issues just mix in some salt and sugar with your usual water.
Bottled water is not distilled water but it is closer to distilled than something humane like spring water
Humane?
humane
Bottled is clean on purpose, so you drink more

Yeah, unironically

holy shit Big Bottle is making you drink more by cleaning the water
this water is very humane
📚 Humane / hju'meɪn
-# aka. humanist, humanistic
- Pertaining to or concerned with the humanities
- Marked or motivated by concern with the alleviation of suffering
- Showing evidence of moral and intellectual advancement
not that they are cleaning it so you dont die
Haha yes
Morally advanced water
this is the dumbest fucking thing i've heard all day
Posting the hardest image i got in my gallery rn
This is the type of shit @quartz ridge posts.
ow man my wrists
Shiver me timbers... 
kys
I don't get paid enough to talk to xal
going STRAIGHT into my saved folder
@naive bison
seriously hydration isn't that complicated.
I need to start selling all natural borealis distilled hydro water
$30 a bottle
True hydrationmaxxers would just learn how to setup an IV saline drip
Popularized broni shit
fat cow
I don't think thats real
hi twinkius @tidal trellis
That look painful
Why!!!
forgot these kinds of jokes dont sit well with some people lol
hiii haiiii kill yourself!!

ughhhh >_< life is so hawdddddd im gonna killl myswfffff
fuck you doing here
Ggs
bro dodged the brainfart draft
Some people dodge brainfart draft
i volunteered
Yeah dude joke
Surely he is joking
Yes
Yes
@slender anchor (sniffedherbutthole) has been banned for reason: underage femboy poster , get help
No he is not
Literally Madirex in his prime, but at least he waited until.he was 18
This guy is a weirdo
Get help

Yeah no i dont think he is joking
lmao what
retard forgot the golden rule
Don't tell your age if* it's below 20, lmao

Idk man
Femboy posting is bannable here
Madirex got muted for it
And he was a mod
What was the actual reason though
GAMMA is meant to be 18+?
Or did they post some nasty shit?
This guy is definitely a fucking weirdo if not a groomer
femboys are not allowed yet we still keep xal
Ok so, something funny
this guy is in another discord
Which one
dude i didnt even know this guy existed literally who bro
The Sarcophagus
what did he post
Doesnt ring a bell
and the mf is legit talking about him being gae at 17 and talking about femboy posting
it's a small youtuber community from a friend of mine
Yeah i dont think he was joking
How much are you guys willing to bet he is a groomer or got groomed
i bet on the latter lol
mfs belike ' i got groomed' and its just a mf talking with them

this one?
I checked the profile because i thought it was someone from rusfart iust trolling 
So called online femboys when they meet in person
I guess I got confused due to some other conversation on another server, lol
40k fandom wiki is fucking ass btw
lexicanum is leagues above
It's the first one I found (I don't even read that shit site)
This one has reliable info, even if slightly dated in places
By the Emperor, bless you brother
chuds^
i mean, i do look like one so you aint far from truth 

He absolutely does
tbh not hard to attain this phenotype
just get osteomyolitis and myopia and you are set
I dont think u should post that

I mean, it's a TFR reference but ok.
Whats that


Canadian government wants to ban it for extremism even though it's just schizo on all sides no matter where you look
hey Yidi, how's Pepi doing
you can turn joe biden into an AI which ends up thinking it's caligula
I love birds but I never owned one (we had a cat that lasted 15 years though)
Oh wait, birds are pretty short-lived
is bibi in the game
I asked the wrong question didn't I
uhh, i dunno actually
Nah
go check
Israel doesnt have a tree
damn
Ukraine is going to get one soon afaik
LOL

Cant wait to see what insane shit they come up with
Events of Metro started becsuse Middle East started bombing each other first and allies , it was not the US or RU who launched first
Can we nuke India and Turkey too
U find out in Exodus
No more middle east
fuckers couldnt behave


india still untouched
Yeah that's an issue
fucked by trillions of tonnes of nuclear fallout
We still gotta be safe just in case
Us did launch first when attacking russia
And russia only responded like a day later
probably wouldnt change much about how they live have you seen india
Would be cool to see what happened to america in metro
Well yes but the first launches and start of the domino was from Middle East
True, but already a washed idea prob

Iedy
Look at the abck of the car
Bruh
This shit is always too good to be true remember
Nowadays , Trust but verify
NUMBER ONE: STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN
ALL THEY WANT FROM YOU IS YOUR MAN JUICE
NOW, IF YOU DON'T GET ANY URGES YOU CANT SUPRESS WITH HARD LIQOUR, IT DON'T EXIST

Incident at an LPG station in Bucharest. A taxi driver got angry with another driver for refueling too slowly and stabbed him
-#
Translated from :flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan to :flag_gb: English

justified crashout
"An uncovered manhole sent a Plovdiv woman to the hospital with a broken arm; the municipality faces a hefty fine"
@narrow lotus
Did you see the bad dragon sponsored rally speed run competition from the same guy?
yes
the mutant turtles forgot to close their hole
Bruh , i would be mildly upset if i walked down the street and fell down a hole

Watch your step?
I legit cringed when he said that the thigh highs event was not 18+

Woodchipper
I think we should go back to calling these people mean names
And beheading them
They like it
slurs even
Oh, we'll find some colorful words they won't like alright
No one is immune to the entire dictionary

lmao, now that would work
Just call them boring ass mf's with no personality
"Oh look at me i am a flamboyant sex freak"
Get in line, sodom and gomorrah is not a new concept.
We old... 
metal pipe up the ass
chaplain do u have woods unlovked
no not yet

otherside of the same coin
raaahhh
i am suffering from an evil ass digestive virus which fucked me up for the past 2 days
Thank you! 
wait im gonna steal a joke
get better soon
Too old for this world...
🇮🇱
BE A TINY NUMBER OF PEOPLE
DICTATE POLICY OF ENTIRE NATIONS
CONTROL SOCIAL MEDIA, TECH INDUSTRY, MEDICAL INDUSTRY
TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'T SAY
BE TRANS
PIC UNRELATED
anyways i guess imma play warno with army general enhanced
Thank you Aussie!! 
happy birthday
Thank you
or y'know what
lemme do shooting cans and unlock woods
Thanks for ruining wolfenstein new colossus. I hate you
@drifting mantle Happy birthday by the way (got sidetracked earlier and forgot to say it)
happy birthday mechahitler
Thank you!
Thank you!
ok so i got woods unlocked @fossil swan
p!cryon
I'm an obsolete model now
Crackhead loadout
You'll always be relevant, HAL 
optimal
all i gotta do is dome a scav and grab his gun
this man is in the depths of poverty
It might help you @drifting mantle https://youtu.be/m9iYXg8Y-W4
Rather paradoxically, this coffin was designed to save your life. So why aren't they popular anymore?
"A safety coffin or security coffin is a coffin fitted with a mechanism to prevent premature burial or allow the occupant to signal that they have been buried alive. A large number of designs for safety coffins were patented during the 18th an...
if i killed you i'd dump your shit
i am just doing a budget run for the shits of it
Thank you, this is very relevant for me now!

oo
a double tap shot to the face from a sawed off is a death warrant usually
Unrelated but dropping this here so y'all can use it on other servers, lol
chaplain when they're in a tagilla mask 
i'll see to it
Who tf runs tagilla mask in GZ
scrumptiousnlegs
me doing test drive 2
yeah but you are a continent away
saddam hussein hiding spot
"You have no mental health issues, your unemployment is revoked, your parents want you to move out. Get a job normie."
Rookie mistake whilst pondering the orb at bedtime lol
I use a strap for my orb
i feel like i would of been one of hitlers elite shocktroopers with my sheer physical prowess
lmfao
love that skit
One of hitlers top guys eh?
woah i'm hitlers top guy

i got your back hitler
Can't even play shit without use of aircooler or my pc will implode

got murked but i did the quest i came here for
free will modders be like
Its okey thats why god invented alcohol
how dare u post this inferior edit
When thragg came to earth and pretended to be a discord mod
@fossil swan @pale ingot
@narrow lotus you home beautiful?
Yes
arena?
unde ajungi cand adormi in tren
no
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CEO of.. 
aa ron
so we're lyinhg
@river zealot "oral fixation"
WHICH IS NOT GOOD
hell yes
watching a critical video of The Boys
i didnt know Eric Kripke said that the scene where Hughie gets raped by the batman wanna-be was supposed to be hilarious
You silly, men can't be molested check your privileges
Also starlight got mad at him for sleeping with a body clone of her
Like wtf how is he supposed to know
14 not bad
and there was a scene where like "starlight forgives hughie"
Starlight actress fucking shat on her face im ngl
for doing what?
She looks so fucking ugly after that surgery
He apologized lol
based?
Flop is.. Hitler's top guy?
Attracting audience at any cost
i thought this words was banned
NO ITS ME
SIT DOWN, THERE'S A NEW TOP GUY IN TOWN, HE'S GOT THE UNIFORM FOR IT
tbh the guy is literally known for hosting a DiRT Rally 2.0 tournament in collab with bad dragon, so no shit he is going to be a degen
this is MY neighbourhood.
im psure she has graves disease
or something\
why does the uniform have a skirt

thats y shes so decayed
Mild freedoms in outfits of choice, just gotta have the 🤝 insignia
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a juice box is such a good way to describe that
it doesnt for me
Damn
I do like Dirt even though I've played only 2nd part
does not
nice
does he not have a main game ?
VeryBadScav
i meant its juicy with info
not anything else
the goat
Damn u IQ mogging rn
how u remember that?
u been through something?
or a dictionary
if i ever become cat, you will see signs
beast mode

Kane went "I know a place" and led production team into the actual backrooms
QRT: DiscussingFilm
Kane Parsons says they created 30,000 square feet of liminal spaces for the ‘BACKROOMS’ movie.Some people would end up getting lost in the sets.
(via: @screenrant)

true

Iceland is heaven on Earth
what if instead of ice it was green and it was called greenland
What a young fine looking man
3
have fun with samonella
20
4 or 5
Thats how u gonna die
14 for me because I like mine alittle rare

@vale sand Guten Tag, Sniper. What is you take on google fixing to ban all 3rd party / non-approved apps from mobile platforms?
you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱
QRT: shadoweave1
I’m sexting with this girl and on my life she’s using ChatGPT
forgot the ** **
fuck
the asterisks
Niko Bellic got AIDS @narrow lotus @river zealot
@river zealot @narrow lotus i need a second opinion btw
this is a pic of my mate
does he look like Nikocado Avocado? because ive been comparing them for years https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1428287285958545530/IMG_20251016_093746.jpg?ex=69f06531&is=69ef13b1&hm=94802f17ba086481d249bea09fa91e3defd10c2aae604fe8d56acd1e1069fd09&=&format=webp&width=355&height=785
kinda
\* so it doesn't format the text 
Nikocado if he wasn't balding
Yo holy shit, it's Nikocado Avacado!
0
silly clanker, you cant eat food
Very halal of you
Your Pakistani larp is wearing off
Dealerships in US are overflowing
2026 Chevy Tahoe SUV full lineup - 100k
Me : hmmm...interesting
Piss off
idk what to tell you
People keep thinking we cant enjoy normal things infidels enjoy
they keep using it as a way to demonize Islam
gg noob
yeah no shit 
idc that you eat bacon, but nobody believes youre Pak
i literally give advice based off pakistan federal law
youre like californian or something no? @fallow trellis
idk its like this
Pakistani
im larping as Xal
californian
yeah thats why I leave school at 6-7am now and just stay in the library
You can enjoy bacon in Islam?
IT'S APRIL
uurg
the weather is insane rn, and the gas prices arent letting up
we got online class every thursday
fuhh...
yes but its not pork
exactly!
because of obvious reasonss
so if you're not having fun and I'M not having fun then who IS having fun
Get a real immune system nerd
Bro probably washes his potatoes
oh okay ill just devolve my guts back to the days before we discovered fire
@hollow fog why does your pos bot also have a slash weather command now
lawhore
dont say that
y
Tf is wrong with having a better immune system
i live there
now youre telling me i cant be mean on the internet
Yall will literally argue anything its astonishing
fuck you bro..
Salmonella having ass
I want to eat the pig, let me eat the pig
literally asking me to be indian ok bro
????????
youre 99% of the way there already
no
If i speak im in big trouble
lol im watching a video critical of the boys
by a british guy
and him saying "Soldier Boy"
makes yt auto captions say "soulja boy"
like the rapper lol
YOUUUUU

Excited for Soulja Boy Console to come out
Wdym waiting room, go play the fucking game
gg
why isnt he charlie kirk
its weird




