🎪bruh-fart

[toxic sundial]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G6Ts71KW8AA-YVr.gif

[rocky geode]

https://youtube.com/shorts/b7k0uQmRENo?si=

[drifting mantle]

@prisma venture @pseudo robin @dusk sentinel

[pale ingot]

fuck you

[pseudo robin]

Lowk its kinda cold today

[pale ingot]

now thats just bait

[pale ingot]

https://youtu.be/YP7Ju0pHxzw

[pseudo robin]

Its not

Feels like 23c

Thats a cool day here

[toxic sundial]

what's that in regular numbers

[pseudo robin]

I dont know ameritard temps

[pale ingot]

500fartenheight

[toxic sundial]

I saw we meet halfway, we ditch inches and yards switch to meters, you ditch Celsius and switch to farenhiet

[pseudo robin]

Ameritards are the like the only country that doesnt use the metric system and they'll be like "whats that in regular numbers"

[pale ingot]

not switching to the retard system

[toxic sundial]

yeah ok libtard keep talking you'll get blockaded alright

[pale ingot]

genuis!

[toxic sundial]

[pseudo robin]

America cant unblockade or blockade shit

Cucked by iran

grim

[toxic sundial]

didn't you hear we won like 17 times dude

nobody ever wins as much as we do

[pseudo robin]

Press x to doubt

[pale ingot]

https://youtu.be/pvP_YJTpt44

[fluid heron]

i can use metric

but for temperature i have 0 frame of reference

i know 0 is freezing and 100 is boiling point of water

anything inbetween no fucking clue how cold or hot that would be

[pseudo robin]

23c is 73 Fahrenheit

[fluid heron]

farenheit was based off human body temperature

on a scale of 100 being standard body temp

then they realised it fucking wasnt

which is why its fucked up

[pseudo robin]

yards + miles and shit is retarded too

[pale ingot]

retarded

[fluid heron]

5280 feet

[pale ingot]

how much is a foot in civilized world units

[rocky geode]

Metric is gae

[narrow lotus]

@pale ingot @fossil swan

Average Bucharest ride

[fluid heron]

its due to a 1592 english law

[pseudo robin]

metric makes too much sense for the retarded mind of the american

[fluid heron]

a mile is eight furlongs

660 feet

its fucking weird

[rocky geode]

Sound pretty gae bro

[pale ingot]

WHAT IS A FURLONG

[fluid heron]

old land measurment

[pale ingot]

??

[fluid heron]

literally 1500s

[pale ingot]

this fuckin guy

[coarse bear]

tf

[rocky geode]

It's about 3 updogs

[dreamy flax]

📚 Furlong / 'fɜrlɔŋ

1. A unit of length equal to 220 yards

[pale ingot]

just use the metric system like a normal person

[coarse bear]

220 yards

[fluid heron]

or 660 feet

[umbral field]

The only one who won is Israel, as always

[coarse bear]

Who the fuck

[fluid heron]

a yard is 3 feet

[pale ingot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/book-reading-meme-sclkGT1Ll8BQPkSG1k

[pseudo robin]

metric system and universal healthcare confuses and scares the ameritard

[fluid heron]

nah the most retarded unit of measurment is fucking stone

actual caveman unit

[pale ingot]

isnt that like for weight

[fluid heron]

yes

fucking stone

[rocky geode]

It doesn't scare us its just gae

[fluid heron]

i weigh uhh 4 stone

28 rock

[pale ingot]

how tf you gon measure shit by stones

[dreamy flax]

📏 220.0yd (yards) is equal to 201.168m (meters)

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-n-roll-happily-yo-im-cool-whats-up-gif-1281446815565499179

[fluid heron]

you cant make this shit up

[rocky geode]

Rock on bro

[coarse bear]

Honestly
Very based of Americans to still be a colony of the British Empire by using imperial system

[fluid heron]

just actual fucking rock

[pale ingot]

depicted here is a 28 year old woman

[fossil swan]

yeo

real and rrue

[rocky geode]

Based and grug pilled

[rocky geode]

Maybe in metric

[pale ingot]

its actually fucking prehistoric

[fluid heron]

farenheit for like weather temp is kind of fucking goated

[rocky geode]

Arbitrary ahh system

[pale ingot]

FYM IN METRIC

[rocky geode]

lmao

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1285483421048508426/1419441091673063445/togif.gif

[fluid heron]

yeah the english invented that one

the fucking tards

[rocky geode]

No thoughts head empty

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-conquest-invincible-invincible-invincible-meme-gif-15483017562278448612

[fluid heron]

aw blimey that weighs about as much as this big rock i found

[narrow lotus]

Based

Also me

[toxic sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780597317355044865/1481992202174464171/RDT_20260313_1327381350488701139627319.gif

[fluid heron]

thought my cat was blind no they just dont care about anything

[toxic sundial]

cat read book on stoicism ain't been the same since

https://tenor.com/view/stoic-stoicism-dog-stoic-dog-this-mf-dog-ate-my-book-on-stoicism-gif-15353800775260019173

[fluid heron]

fucked up that some breeds look like that

[pale ingot]

cant those mfs like barely breathe

[fluid heron]

no they just have horrific joint issues

kinda comes with your fucking shoulders being about half a foot away from your torso

all my dogs are border aussies

[narrow lotus]

Tbf the pitbulls and pugs and stuff have issues yeah

Breathing issues specifically

They need surgery iirc to be able to breathe fully

[fluid heron]

mine are just australian shephard border collie mixes

[narrow lotus]

Ppl crossbreeding them and feeding them shit to sell them are not helping either

[fluid heron]

the people that buy them fucking baffle me

the most fucked up dog of all time

like dude look at this fucking thing

why would someone selectively breed to make a dog like this

theres a breeder in the netherlands trying to make the french bulldog not have inherent breathing issues

[narrow lotus]

Yeah like that is just cruel

It looks deformed

[fluid heron]

wow peak souls 2

remember when this game was free

[narrow lotus]

Demo is

[fluid heron]

25 bucks is a bit fucking much

[narrow lotus]

As u see the main game.has mixed reviews most ppl say its not worth it lol

It is i agree

[fluid heron]

the demo was fun but not impressive enough to be fucking 25 bucks

[narrow lotus]

Its a fun 20 min game for me from.time.to time

[high wing]

i mean the demo was nothing but a demo

the game has a story

[narrow lotus]

Cant see myself play longer

[high wing]

if its worth the 25 bucks that you can argue

[narrow lotus]

Rly

[high wing]

yea

i mean not a great story iirc

[narrow lotus]

Another similar game would.be Hellish Quart

[pale ingot]

hellish fuart

[narrow lotus]

Cf ham

Cat ai luat la mate

[fluid heron]

of course one of my brothers paid 25 bucks for it

theyll fucking buy anything

[pale ingot]

nuș

vedem

[narrow lotus]

E ok , tine minte , tara are mereu nevoie de mineri

[sacred mountain]

https://skibidix.com/OguzArikboga/status/2046376678075580428

Yep eu is cooked, they also antagonized turks

Oğuz Arıkboğa (@OguzArikboga)

Von der Leyen: "We must succeed in completing the European continent so that it is not shaped by Russian, Turkish, or Chinese influence".
︀︀
︀︀I believe this is the first time ever that an EC President has placed Ankara in the same category as Moscow and Beijing
︀︀
︀︀(note the order btw)

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FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 11:53 PM

[pale ingot]

lucrezi ca profesor cred ca salaru meu tot mai mare ar fi

[narrow lotus]

Von Der Leyen should literally be banned from political space

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

Ba eu am luat 4600 luna asta

Ca incepator e bine

Sa traiesti in Bucuresti e la limita

Sa ai si chirie, faci foamea

[pale ingot]

multumesc doamne ca nu traiesc in bucuresti

[narrow lotus]

Hi nota

Here is my cat

[pale ingot]

Bitch

[narrow lotus]

[sacred mountain]

Worse than the fire rises klaus schwab bro 😭

[narrow lotus]

Merkel also fucked germany up

[fossil swan]

piss arc when

[high wing]

angry gato

i feel like playing metro

at the same time i dont wanna

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-homelander-the-boys-exhale-relieved-gif-15406600715060657123

[toxic sundial]

bros manifesting your cat pissing on the bed

evil shit

[naive bison]

Remember when the mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, said that terrorism is "part and parcel of living in a big city" after a terrorist attack

[naive bison]

AAAARE YU REDY FOR ZE NU VORL ORDA

[naive bison]

Why he so mad 😭

[naive bison]

The fuck did Turks do

Pretty much ever

Except for the ottoman empite

[pale ingot]

kebab

[naive bison]

Honestly fuck kebab

[pale ingot]

WHAT BRO

[naive bison]

Burrito >>>>>

[pale ingot]

y

shawarma>>>>

[naive bison]

Idk shit sucks

[naive bison]

Aren't kebab and shawarmwa the same shit

[pale ingot]

i genuinely dont know

i think its the same shit too

[narrow lotus]

No

[naive bison]

[narrow lotus]

Kebab has bread bun , shawarma has tortilla

[naive bison]

Kebab expert logged on

[narrow lotus]

Or whatever is called

[naive bison]

Fuck em both

[narrow lotus]

Meat is good tho

[naive bison]

Fuck pork too

[lean tartan]

Shawarma has lot more vegetable and sauce too

[narrow lotus]

Ironic coming.from.Pork haters

[naive bison]

And lamb

Too fat

Pork is only good for bacon

[narrow lotus]

Both can be customised to your liking

[thick wadi]

man

lamb with mint jelly

mmmm

https://tenor.com/view/milk-tom-and-jerry-the-end-trendizisst-gif-26412653

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/not-amused-cfskn2Ozn7j9K

[naive bison]

Ayo

[minor cypress]

The humble gyro

[narrow lotus]

Sir i am in class

[naive bison]

Wtf is mint jelly

[lean tartan]

Bri'ish...

[narrow lotus]

Gyros and Souvlaki is modern Ambrosia

[minor cypress]

With some fries and baklava

[thick wadi]

wha

[minor cypress]

Fuck now i want greek food

[lean tartan]

Don't try to deny it.

Only bri'ish put mint jelly on meat.

[pale ingot]

gyro was kinda whatever when i had it

[thick wadi]

@narrow lotus truth nuke this retard

[sacred mountain]

Bro genuinely thinks erdogan turkey is comparable with russia and china

Eu is extremely retarded rn

[pale ingot]

hoe ass

[lean tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/parry-nuke-parry-sword-nuke-explosion-gif-9576768970272135833

[toxic sundial]

if you're in love with me you can just say don't gotta be cryptic

[naive bison]

I was like 10 years old when I instinctively figured this shit out

[toxic sundial]

ok gn chat mwuah

[pale ingot]

Wanna fuck 🍆 🍆

typo

mb

[toxic sundial]

np

[naive bison]

I think people who dont understand the oblivion lock picking system should get government assistance

[naive bison]

Stop grooming users

[thick wadi]

it did not take me that long to figure out blind

[pale ingot]

you first

[naive bison]

@river zealot IM A CHUD

IM AN INCEEEEL

[prisma venture]

where can i watch

[pale ingot]

what rhe heell..

[naive bison]

Obligatory reference when radiohead

[fallow trellis]

jew joke aside, why do fists fit the curves of a womans face

like a jigsaw puzzle

[pale ingot]

why did he do all that 😭

[arctic pawn]

tried to steal a bank

bum ass

[pale ingot]

fuckiin dumbass

[arctic pawn]

even sip the cold and old coffee on the table

🥀

to get arrested

[fallow trellis]

https://klipy.com/gifs/repost-if-your-pfp-is-actually-you

[stark gull]

Carma police, arrest this dweeb

[stark gull]

Balding? I feel you

[fluid heron]

cant feel you

not inside you

[fluid heron]

my misfortune is having beautiful hair?

instead of balding?

[stark gull]

[fluid heron]

shit makes women jealous

[drifting mantle]

I think it is on jewtube?

[naive bison]

Tarkov released clothes for the american pmc company that has a confederate flag on it

Also the clothes that have tattoos of Norse or Slavic runes n shit

[prisma venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/paul-allen-willem-dafoe-1

[prisma venture]

based?

show pics

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-and-sun-earth-orbeting-sun-flat-earth-planets-orbits-gif-15150791

Sun do be spinning

[prisma venture]

sometime

[naive bison]

Yeah but why is it black

[fluid heron]

its space

[naive bison]

You don't get it

Chud

[stark gull]

Money bags pushed for blackification

Like cap America or Severus Snape

[fluid heron]

bro thinks hes an an aryan

talking bout black suns

shit looks like a fucking mangekyo sharingan

[naive bison]

I actually dont know what the black sun is

Im not into the weird Nazi shit

[fluid heron]

its like a fucking weird aryan nazi shit

i dont really know

it was made by like an ss officer

[naive bison]

I know what it means

It means you get banned

[fluid heron]

for what reason no fucking clue

[naive bison]

[fluid heron]

it means you get banned if you post it

[naive bison]

Thats what I said

[fluid heron]

now im down a rabbit hole with philosophic alchemy

which is just alchemy

[prisma venture]

what is alechmy

[fluid heron]

idk mfs were trying to turn shit into gold

its basically just retard chemistry

[prisma venture]

i mean

[fluid heron]

you had people boiling their cum in a flask to make gold

[prisma venture]

if i eat kebab and shit my self does it mean im alchemist?

[fluid heron]

no because its not gold

[prisma venture]

hm

[fluid heron]

it was basically trying to make gold the philosophers stone and the elixer of life

by just doing random shit

the chinese did this shit alot

[prisma venture]

what i have shit in flask and then sold it as idk "golden" trincket for health and freedom type shit

am i alchemist then?

[coarse bear]

Open Brainfart
Something about boiling cum to make gold
"Ah, Gothic gameplay"

[fluid heron]

which is why multiple emporerors died to mercury poisoning

[fluid heron]

technically yes

[prisma venture]

hell yeah

i got bussnies idea

[fluid heron]

selling snake oil doesnt work as well now

[prisma venture]

is the oil from snake?

[fluid heron]

no its a figure of speech

[prisma venture]

dang

[fluid heron]

basically someone who sells a worthless product and advertises it as life changing or having health benefits

like fucking shungite

[prisma venture]

ohh

its like

when EA makes nother fifa game

but its just reskin of the older one

[fluid heron]

alchemy was just that but the people who did it were schizophrenic enough to believe it actually did something

[prisma venture]

i played kingdome come

i did potions there

and it helped a lot

[fluid heron]

fuckin the chinese believed in taoism

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/nocontextmemes/status/2046539460616085649

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

https://t.co/Weh8obq3ik

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 10:40 AM

[fluid heron]

and having a golden core

so instead of making the elixir of life you would become the elixir of life

[stark gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZPfrp1z6w8

[fluid heron]

how does that happen

[prisma venture]

ohh that sounds good where can i buy one?

[fluid heron]

you cant it doesnt exist

[high wing]

isnt there a similar gun like that in gamma

[stark gull]

I remember someone posted a picture of a shotgun with three shells stuck in it

[high wing]

like what the p50?

[fluid heron]

basically the chinese just went drink this mercury and you might become immortal

and everyone died

[high wing]

ye the kal-tec p50

[prisma venture]

mercury u say

and i become immortal?

[stark gull]

It's basically Bizon

[fluid heron]

alot of chinese emporers believed that

[prisma venture]

well

[fluid heron]

they aint around

[prisma venture]

nah

how do know

[fluid heron]

that thing is fucking disgusting

[vale sand]

Not even kidding, I am just waiting until the people storm their weird ass palace and overrun it because of these decisions

[fluid heron]

lets make a gun that fires insanely expensive ammo dont make it a handgun or a rifle and make it look ugly as shit

the keltec creed

[prisma venture]

this is real?

[stark gull]

Love it!

[prisma venture]

and not some random shit from blender?

[high wing]

yes

[prisma venture]

what does it shoot?

[fluid heron]

yeah its the p50

5.7

[prisma venture]

ohhh

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JB_UGcuJlg8

[fluid heron]

make your nuts fall off expensive

[prisma venture]

if u have money for that i guess

full mag cost like what

[fluid heron]

i fucking despise keltecs like wafflecone grips

[prisma venture]

300$?

[fluid heron]

idk i dont look into 5.7 prices because i dont own a gun that shoots it

[prisma venture]

ill check

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146205747223466035/1496401606126862436/image-15.png

[naive bison]

With what guns? They already took em all looool

[fluid heron]

yikes

[prisma venture]

nwm

i lost my eye site

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ec06Ef46lOE here it is in full auto

[stark gull]

@high wing

[high wing]

is that fucking round backwards

[prisma venture]

it has switch

lets go

[fluid heron]

pissing away straight money

[high wing]

someone has to

everyone was being all dainty

firing 1 bullet per hour

[vale sand]

Doubt that matters since the ones that are supposed to protect them have family in the UK as well, they also don't want their family to constantly be in danger just because of their stupid ass decisions

[fluid heron]

theres one in the chamber one pushed all the way against the bolt going into the top of the receiver and one that just fails to feed entirely

how

[prisma venture]

imagine somone robing u for your wallet and then u fuckin kill him with that p50

[stark gull]

I'll stick to trusty 9mm then

[prisma venture]

isnt better just giving him your wallet at that point

[fallow trellis]

yes

[naive bison]

Well the UK military is also subverted, they apparently had a controversy in the royal air force where they outright said they aren't recruiting white men

[fluid heron]

the one in the chamber looks fucked up to no end too

[naive bison]

Fuck you I wanted silly cats

[high wing]

you guys like my chode rifle

[toxic sundial]

"I wish bloodborne wasn’t such a glaring signal that you like dudes so I could talk about it more with people" - random chatter

[fallow trellis]

I wish xal would go bald

[fluid heron]

he already is

[naive bison]

That was happening without your input anyway

[prisma venture]

LMAO

[high wing]

i wish for xal to drop his 3 scoop icecream

also i see what you did there

[naive bison]

Thats just rude

[vale sand]

Idk about that one, if it's true, then the country is done for either way

[high wing]

that joke would "fly"

i see waht you did iedy

you lil shit

[fluid heron]

in different times this joke could fly this shit was flying a month ago

[stark gull]

Nepotism

[vale sand]

Only mods are allowed to make fun of Xal with that

[stark gull]

Wait, no

[high wing]

did he tell you he works for blizzard

he rarely ever talks about it

[toxic sundial]

apparently there's werewolves that bite you in re9 so I might have to play it

[stark gull]

When @mod for Xal

[fluid heron]

also all this ammo is mismatched

what the fuck

[high wing]

what

did you mean re8?

[naive bison]

"Useless white male pilots"

[high wing]

re9 is requiem

[naive bison]

Is a direct quote

[high wing]

with leon

[toxic sundial]

Maybe? I don't play resident evil I wouldn't know

[naive bison]

Why would anyone in the UK want to defend it I do not know

[high wing]

re8 is the one with the tall lady

[toxic sundial]

I'm hearing this secondhand

[high wing]

and that has werewolf villagers

[naive bison]

When your government is a hostile entity against you

[jade surge]

Wait what

[vale sand]

[toxic sundial]

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/they-got-him-ted-ted-show-gif-4342699035732514153

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/re8-resident-evil-village-lady-dimitrescu-dimitrescu-vampireza-gif-21509079

[prisma venture]

is this true?

[stark gull]

"Author's barely disguised kink"

[prisma venture]

can somone ask xal if that pic is true

[vale sand]

Mullvad VPN, you really think they paying for shit over there, they're constantly searching for new free ones to rape the ip quality of

[toxic sundial]

[prisma venture]

LMAO im dying

[toxic sundial]

"""""free""""" vpn

[vale sand]

they're like termites, they go in and leave whenever they can't even access google anymore because the ip is blacklisted

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-bear-trap-gif-25679889

[prisma venture]

lmao peak

[naive bison]

Apology and compensation means it did in fact happen and was so egregious

[prisma venture]

i love the fore gore and cp file

[naive bison]

That the perpetrators couldn't lie about it

[prisma venture]

they watch that all the time when they dont have VPN

[stark gull]

I recommend you to avoid Yandex

[vale sand]

Well, it's quite bad then ngl

[prisma venture]

im not russian

[drifting mantle]

What do you recommend sir?

[prisma venture]

i dont watch gore and cp

[vale sand]

But it's not like that'd be surprising

[vale sand]

I would recommend Mullvad VPN, great VPN but it costs money

[vale sand]

Or IVPN, also a great VPN

[naive bison]

Which should tell you how bad it really is

[drifting mantle]

I have money

[vale sand]

Both non-logging

[vale sand]

Then just get Mullvad, you're going to be pretty safe with that one

[drifting mantle]

Noted, thank you king

[vale sand]

They have been raided by the police in the past and they left with nothing, 0 data

[drifting mantle]

Similar to Proton Mail

[vale sand]

Mullvad was also a gigantic driving factor in Chat Control being thrown out

[narrow lotus]

The cock and the balls

[prisma venture]

ass?

[toxic sundial]

where?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[prisma venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gabagool-silvio-dante

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-eyeballs-cat-eye-emoji-eye-emoji-cat-looking-gif-9406810929029867845

[drifting mantle]

Not for you

[narrow lotus]

How is Moscow

[toxic sundial]

damnn..

[jade surge]

russian

[stark gull]

That's a weird stereotype and I don't know where it comes from
I've never watched CP. I have seen some gore, but who hasn't? Shit's everywhere

[prisma venture]

@jade surge can u confrim?

[narrow lotus]

Dont wanna be there

[vale sand]

There I would be a bit more careful, the issue isn't that it's not encrypted or something, the issue is that it's stored, the Emails need to be stored, Mullvad however keeps the entire database of traffic, connections and whatnot in memory

[naive bison]

???

[prisma venture]

idk where it came from but i found it funny xD

[jade surge]

nah its fine for living

[vale sand]

That way, if the server shuts down, everything is gone

[prisma venture]

what else russians do when they come from uranium mines

[stark gull]

Brother you know two languages
And yet you've decided to use neither of them

[prisma venture]

egnlish not work

[narrow lotus]

English or Spanish

[stark gull]

Make out with Pudding portrait

[toxic sundial]

spainglish

[prisma venture]

the fuck

[coarse bear]

Doesn't Proton Mail read your mail? Or was that Nord

[coarse bear]

Каля маля или рашн

[stark gull]

But only after you've done milking your bear

[vale sand]

They both theoretically could, the email protocol isn't really secure by design

[prisma venture]

i get that but pudding? why not cheap caviar

smh

[jade surge]

fortinayti ili babajee

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-old-man-clint-clint-eastwood-ugh-gif-7506146

[stark gull]

Autocorrect, I meant Putin

[toxic sundial]

now who volunteered to get wrapped up for a 10 second joke

[prisma venture]

ahh i see

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/fortinitea-pubg-bubagee-gif-24556590

[toxic sundial]

participants barely disguised fantast

[jade surge]

babajee ili ekes bokes seres ekes

[minor cypress]

Private internet access is good and cheap

[jade surge]

[toxic sundial]

use code to get squixteen dingles off your bexed burger

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/hbomberguy-hbomberguy-can-you-believe-that-can-you-believe-that-hbomberguy-do-you-really-believe-that-do-you-really-believe-that-gif-581002934337260068

[prisma venture]

why gooning this erly

[high wing]

wait so is mullvad bad or what

[jade surge]

no ass protection?

[coarse bear]

Local man can't release video on Adobe because Adobe KEEPS ADDING SHIT TO THE VIDEO

[stark gull]

Harlot!

[toxic sundial]

don't need rear protection if facing enemy

[minor cypress]

You're thinking nord vpn. Hate their ads

[toxic sundial]

actually real fact about most armor

[vale sand]

Mullvad is good, just your average Russian will not pay for a VPN Service, they constantly look for free ones instead

[toxic sundial]

elite ball knowledge

[high wing]

ooooh understandable

arent free ones just selling your data or some shit

[minor cypress]

Leeching locusts, they come in swarms

[toxic sundial]

I'm referencing

[coarse bear]

Your average Russian might not even be able to PAY if they wanted to

[stark gull]

I opted for renting a server instead

[toxic sundial]

A reference

[stark gull]

Not quite there yet

[prisma venture]

man i think my immune system is peak yestrday i puked and had diarrhea all the day and now im fine

[vale sand]

Deservedly so, if I were to offer a free vpn solution, I would gather all your data and sell it to every single 3rd party advertiser I can find

[toxic sundial]

damn I need to go to sleep

[vale sand]

Including passwords, I would sell those on some blackhat forum

Whatever recoups the costs, I will do

Uploaded your granny's passport? Guess who is now the proud owner of a Mercedes C-Class AMG Line Package

[jade surge]

Ehh eventually you just say "fuck it" and you pay, only because paid VPNs are less prone to getting blocked so it's less problems

I pay for a proxy

[prisma venture]

@vale sand u know ahhh sailing the black sea and stuff like that right?

[toxic sundial]

selling advertising data is funny, I get an ad for some freak shit and I know I'm in the weirdo category

it's like that one scene in don't look up except instead it's a disease of the mind

[vale sand]

Well, maybe, why?

[pale ingot]

arrrrrrr

[prisma venture]

idk how to say it with out getting muted

[jade surge]

ask in dms?

[vale sand]

If it's not retarded, you can ask in dms

[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus vin in banca

doamna de franceza ma inteaba dece am 6 pule facute pe caiet

eram la mega

[narrow lotus]

Esti handicapat

[fossil swan]

nici nu am lasat caietu deschis

cand am plecat

nu stiu cine a facut gestul acesta

[stark gull]

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison @stone blade

[jade surge]

ragebait final boss

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-LE4QldsDY

the only funny woman as far as i know

i genuinely am not aware of any genuinely funny women aside from Philomena Cunk

[vale sand]

the ones that lose in court are usually pretty funny

well, temporarily

[naive bison]

not not intentionally either

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sQJE0dNdgDg

[grizzled meadow]

Was it retarded

[vale sand]

Nah, not all that much

[jade surge]

You know it was

[vale sand]

I was once allowed to sit at a table with a mother and daughter trying to be funny, the daughter would constantly just say normal things and start chuckling, the mother started laughing as well, the only issue was, we were about 20 people at that table and those were the only 2 ones laughing

The thing that broke me was the smile on people's faces appearing, waiting for the punch line and then fading again

[fluid heron]

multiple times I've been told I look mad it's just how my face looks

usually it's in those situations

[high wing]

its him the new hitler

[fluid heron]

I'd this metro 2033 redux or am I drunk?

[high wing]

yeah its redux

i saw a video where redux took a couple things out from the original

[fluid heron]

Ok well that was a half guess because I am drunk

[high wing]

so thinking if i should play the original

[raven python]

i played metro and i dont remember any aspect of the game i just know i shot things

[fluid heron]

I just know trying to get the good ending I did not fuck with

[vale sand]

I usually don't laugh at those kinda "jokes" on purpose, just to make it a tiny bit more uncomfortable

[fluid heron]

i never try to fake emotions

[prisma venture]

just took decent shit

[pale ingot]

not even a good one?

[fluid heron]

usually ends up really fucking awkward when meeting new people because my facial expression never changes

[prisma venture]

ive been shiting yestrday all day

[raven python]

ur not sigma bud

[naive bison]

whats the logic behind the chemtrail conspiracy?

[fluid heron]

What did you eat

[naive bison]

the elites are spraying chemicals to do what?

[prisma venture]

just rice and meat

i got flu

[naive bison]

control weather? why? for what end?

[vale sand]

Turn the frogs gay

[fluid heron]

we can make it rain

[naive bison]

if they are spraying harmful chemicals, do the elites not breathe air too?

[raven python]

bro if they could control weather they should make it perma sunny 30 celsius

holy heaven

[fluid heron]

we have been seeding clouds and forcing it to rain for a while

[prisma venture]

dont argue with xal

[naive bison]

not what chemtrails are

[prisma venture]

he just watches cp and gore

[fluid heron]

True and real

[raven python]

no cpa

cap

and plays cs go too

[prisma venture]

probably has rug on his wall

[drifting mantle]

Proton can't read your email, because everything is encrypted

[prisma venture]

this one only tarkov

[raven python]

also is a lil chopped on the side

[prisma venture]

he is the rich one

[naive bison]

no i did, but cs2 is dogshit so i stopped

[fluid heron]

I've become very uninterested in this conversation

I'm going to go jack my shit now

[prisma venture]

lil? nah he is quite lot

[naive bison]

why not do both at the same time like me?

[pale ingot]

proof or it didnt happen

[pale ingot]

[fluid heron]

you would want proof you little freak

[pale ingot]

so mean to me

[raven python]

when u lowk wanna rub one out so u tell ur hbs on vc that youre going to eat but u lowk just beat ur shi offf

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stoic girder @thorny folio

[fluid heron]

It's the opposite I hope on the vc mid beating my shit and blueball myself to go do shit with em

[naive bison]

what the fuck?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2spy-worst-sus-anyone-gif-22434495

[drifting mantle]

He's learning, I remember you posting pictures here and asking if it is okay to post them here

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992118472907698269/1100450228894711828/whisper.gif

[vale sand]

the aftermath of that is also the result in the first dm he sent me

[prisma venture]

thats a lie

[prisma venture]

first muted that u gave me i had to respond

[vale sand]

Sure, sure

[prisma venture]

see

this is our first mute together

so cute

❤️

[raven python]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DW-7kkkjtwY/?igsh=dWxzNzFjczdhYTE3

[prisma venture]

u muted me and i was pissed just like it was yestrday

[raven python]

we should start doing this with xal

[fluid heron]

King assripper my beloved

[raven python]

when he gives an opinion

[prisma venture]

he knows ball

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-thicc-fans-gif-20588518

[prisma venture]

wanna his info?

[vale sand]

Which happened because you posted shit without verifying if it contains something that is against the rules 🥀

[raven python]

yes bro pls

[fluid heron]

8 fucking cheeseburgers slopped in fucking mayonnaise

[raven python]

i heard that guy also got jumped irl

[pale ingot]

thats my goat

thats the KING

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/eight-bacon-cheeseburgers-king-ripper-gif-12137928460481096184

[prisma venture]

i think i just said something bad

[fluid heron]

everytime I've been muted since the first time I've talked my way out of it

[prisma venture]

aha

i remember

this was for no reson

i posted vidoe of renecemnt

[fluid heron]

I think I posted like an IRA meme or something and that was my only mute

[prisma venture]

damn sad

[vale sand]

If it contains a swastika, it should be pretty obvious that you can't post it

[prisma venture]

bro it was reneacment thats why i was pissed

[fluid heron]

I've talked my way out of a mute piss drunk twice

[pale ingot]

bonus to charisma when drunk

[prisma venture]

bonus points

[narrow lotus]

Also bonus to piss making

[vale sand]

The swastika is the issue, not the re-enactment

[fluid heron]

I'm like a bard monk multiclass

[prisma venture]

😡

[vale sand]

[prisma venture]

what

if

WHAT if

i post wolfenstein

its game about killing nazis

so that mean

its okey to post

[vale sand]

We made an exception for games but it is pretty context-heavy, if you just post it as a means of posting a swastika and getting away with you, you're still getting muted

Look at Wind, that dude got a warning yesterday for posting a dude that just slightly resembles Hitler

No moustache, no swastika, dude even had a fully beard

Just kinda looked like him

I still believe that warning was bullshit

[prisma venture]

look dms

[jade surge]

That was just dry tho

Iedy wouldn't have cared, you wouldn't have either

[vale sand]

I only knew because I was pinged with it, I wouldn't have known if that weren't the case

[prisma venture]

now guys

thats crazy

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-bro-what-cant-believe-it-crazy-crazy-meme-gif-11102908753711424935

fucking benjammins

[drifting mantle]

Hope that guy dies of cancer

[jade surge]

Hope he dies of ligma

[drifting mantle]

What's ligma?

[jade surge]

deez nuts

[drifting mantle]

[fluid heron]

Lmao

Any reddit post where they talk about their kid you already know is gonna be a fucking banger

im at the bottle of the label on this champagne

im gonna finish this shit

[jade surge]

unemployed mfs at 9am

[fluid heron]

Shit is 15 percent abv and I'm not even that drunk

[high wing]

brother

you're being a real redditor right now

[jade surge]

Oh boy do I have news for you

To "not even be that drunk" you have to simply not drink alcohol

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-aint-nothin-to-gif-1541848226520831378

[raven python]

mfs who go different after getting drunk are capping

i got drunk and i was just me

but dizzy

[vale sand]

Wait, why the fuck does the 9 year old even have access to anything that can interact with an LLM to begin with

[raven python]

why not

[vale sand]

Because that's how you get ipad kids

[fluid heron]

I've only gotten drunk and not remember what happened once

[vale sand]

You know, the ones that will eventually be nothing more than a burden and lose their shit whenever the slightest inconvenience comes across them

[fluid heron]

To be consistently acting like another fucking person you have to be drinking in insane excess

[raven python]

or they just lie to get away with shi

[fluid heron]

Also that

blaming acting like a piece of shit on being drunk

schrodingers douchebag

[jade surge]

Due to parents who shouldn't be parenting

[fluid heron]

My parents didn't have to think about Internet shit when I was kid because it was basically harmless

nowadays ehhh

[jade surge]

Complete opposite

[fluid heron]

Nah it was basically harmless because I was too retarded to get actually explicit shit

[jade surge]

Internet before was way more "open" than now

[vale sand]

It was far from harmless back then but nowadays you just have way easier access to shit

And it has been normalized

[fluid heron]

and then when I was old enough I knew enough to not be retarded

honestly if I have kids it's gonna be a fucking challenge to even acclimate and control their internet access

[drifting mantle]

Fucks with your congnitive development, if you didn't know

[vale sand]

Nearly impossible unless you want to install some sort of virus on their devices to have fine grained control

[stark gull]

How do you cut it off from kid's phone? Genuine question

[fluid heron]

Pretty much

[drifting mantle]

Inbuild kids protection into the OS

[fluid heron]

The Internet now kinda fucking sucks

[vale sand]

I just said how that would work but you could also restrict access within your home for that device, using your router, only whitelisting whatever they should have access to

You can't protect them from everything and anything

But you should at least attempt to do the bare minimum

[fluid heron]

as a kid i was just getting on to go to new grounds or other flash aggregators to play some bullshit

[drifting mantle]

Apps for surveillance, there are many options to Control what your kid accesses on the Internet

[fossil swan]

or dont give them devices until 13-18

[drifting mantle]

Also a solution

[vale sand]

And that gentle parenting bullshit like "Oh, it hurts the environment and takes away stuff from people without paying them" is not going to do jack shit

[quaint ore]

As a kid I was going on flash game websites and stumbling onto gore sandboxes

[fluid heron]

That has never ended well for anyone I've known that this has happened to

[vale sand]

That kid said "Alright" and now uses it when the parents aren't looking

[jade surge]

Shiet, flash games were the best

[quaint ore]

This is a canon event for every mf who played flash games

[fossil swan]

i miss flash games

ot was fire

[fluid heron]

Still love swords and sandals

actually goated

[jade surge]

I remember playing like a bank robber game where you had to escape cops in a black van

[fossil swan]

i never stumbled upon the gore sandboxes there even though i playrd alot

[quaint ore]

Bro that was goated

[jade surge]

You had to swerve between cars and shit

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/marek-polata-gif-18176366968190915021

[quaint ore]

I loved road of the dead

[jade surge]

It had lore and actual progression

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/john-creasman-road-of-the-dead-road-of-the-dead-john-creasman-road-of-the-dead-john-creasman-loop-john-creasman-loop-gif-10383203800290219184

[jade surge]

I don't think I ever finished it, it got too hard for me

[fluid heron]

yeah I was too dumb to finish it

[jade surge]

Is that what its called

[quaint ore]

Yes

[raven python]

yo mb gn g

[quaint ore]

Its road of the dead

[fluid heron]

Dude what's that one multiplayer flash shooter

Strike force heroes

Holy shit

[drifting mantle]

You just Control what your kid watches on the Internet.
If it tries to get around the protection, you take away their device

[quaint ore]

There is also a second part where you play as the army and then a spinoff where you are doing lab experiments

[stark gull]

Huh?

[jade surge]

Nvm the game i was talking about is not that one

[quaint ore]

Ah well mb then

[vale sand]

They should only have limited access either way, I had unlimited access to a computer, it somehow worked out for me but for completely different reasons, I am the exception of how it goes, not the rule

Usually that shit goes off a cliff, I would never do what my parents did

[raven python]

my bad bro

my bad that its hard

[fluid heron]

I was playing Minecraft and Roblox as a kid

When Minecraft got updates and Roblox wasnt entirely filled with pedophiles

[jade surge]

I also remember a flash game where you played as a car and you had a time limit, you had to destroy the city

It was 3d

[fluid heron]

That sounds vaguely familair

[jade surge]

You'd fly through checkpoints and it would detonate certain buildings

Don't remember the name

[fluid heron]

I remember playing alot of tower defense games

[raven python]

kingdom rush was peak

[fluid heron]

Yes bro

[raven python]

way better than bloons

[drifting mantle]

My parents somewhat watched out, I got access to the Internet when I was 15... And used it mostly for gaming and watching YouTube. That's it lol

Could have been worse.
But unfortunately for my son, daddy watches out what he can access on the web

[fluid heron]

eh

gonna have to stop you there

Kingdom rush was really fucking good but bloons is next level

[prisma venture]

my didnt and look out how i grew up

normal kid

[raven python]

how kingdom rush had all the details ESPECIALLY if u have all the ''dlcs'' all the extra worlds n heroes

r so fkn peak

[fluid heron]

Yeah a degenerate

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

stfu retard

american dog

[fluid heron]

I turned out normal

[fluid heron]

Keep the ied in your pants

[drifting mantle]

Actually, I turned out normal

[prisma venture]

gorwn ass man btw

[fluid heron]

true

[jade surge]

Found it

[fluid heron]

deepwoken is pretty good

[jade surge]

Traffic slam

There were like 3 games

[prisma venture]

ofc

u are like my friend

he is also retarted

[vale sand]

The main thing is just, I don't want to experiment with my child if it works out or not, I would want the best for my kids, so I would likely still heavily limit it

[fluid heron]

So I'm not like him

[prisma venture]

u play deepwoken so that mean u are retard

[fluid heron]

nah

[prisma venture]

yea

[fluid heron]

nah

Tripping

[prisma venture]

its treue

[quaint ore]

My fucking facebook friend suggestions
"You probably know this person"

NO I DO NOT KNOW WHO HE IS FACEBOOK

[fluid heron]

I haven't touched Facebook since 2013

[prisma venture]

u use facebook?

[quaint ore]

Yes

[prisma venture]

geez u old

fosil right there

[quaint ore]

Fossil born in 2007

[prisma venture]

u are fosil

wait

u are 19

[quaint ore]

18

But yeah

[prisma venture]

HOLY YOUNG

man

i can see the milk from your mom tit on your face

[fluid heron]

I can see your mom's fat tits from here

[prisma venture]

true

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[fluid heron]

i was born in 05

[pseudo robin]

grim

I was born in 98

[fluid heron]

god you are fucking old

[pseudo robin]

[prisma venture]

holy young

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-old-mocking-adult-swim-gif-3737782998819593994

[prisma venture]

still kid

[pseudo robin]

i havent hit 30

[prisma venture]

young boy

[pseudo robin]

Its not completely over yet

[prisma venture]

nah u still young

[drifting mantle]

Child
I was born 96

[pseudo robin]

Fossil

[prisma venture]

i might be 20 now but my outside looks like im 40 a lot of people called me that i look like after 3 kids and 4 loans

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

thats reality of my

[jade surge]

Oh my god I've found it

It's called The Heist

[stark gull]

The only thing I ever wanted
The only thing I ever needed

[pseudo robin]

shaved hair bros

[jade surge]

Im so happy I've found it, might replay it again

[fluid heron]

i still look 13

[drifting mantle]

Take steroids

[fluid heron]

nah

[prisma venture]

stop drinking monster

or start taking meth

[raven python]

thats a w

[fluid heron]

havent had an energy drink since my last job

[prisma venture]

sad

[fluid heron]

now i just drink and occasionaly smoke weed till i puke

[prisma venture]

🤮

goynip

[fluid heron]

that netanyahu bud got me tweaking

[prisma venture]

sad story

[raven python]

eu weather is so fkn aids man, just 20 celsius then random 3 weeks of 5 celsius late april like fuck off

[drifting mantle]

Numbing yourself

[fluid heron]

you arent?

what happens when everything you ever wanted to be goes up in shit

so you just do the good enough and be miserable all the time

[stark gull]

I play vidia

[fluid heron]

same

[raven python]

you also take estrogen bud

[stark gull]

I wish you acted more like on RtV server

Gaeboi

[raven python]

rtv is like 50 yr old marines bro

i am not my true self there

[raven python]

also notice how u didnt deny the allegations

[raven python]

when u got a job but ur overworked underpaid

[drifting mantle]

I don't take any substances to numb myself

Highest thing is a drink on special occasions

[fluid heron]

if im not working im on drugs or alcohol

[drifting mantle]

Lol

Why?

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/chortle-gif-11640644691144387194

Lethal dose of gae

[fluid heron]

some sense of almost normalcy

[pale ingot]

now if it were a white van the game wouldnt be about a bank robbery

[drifting mantle]

Not feeling what's actually going on is normalcy?

[fluid heron]

its almost like a nostalgic kind of feeling not thinking about anything

like when you were a kid and didnt think about shit

[minor cypress]

gotta live and enjoy life. My only rule is never get inebriated because you are upset. Save it for good times, preferably with friends.

[drifting mantle]

Easy to achieve without substances

[fluid heron]

at a certain point everythings been one big letdown

[drifting mantle]

Oh for sure! But I think there are valid alternatives, that don't cause as much harm

[fluid heron]

i dont even get upset

[raven python]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXKhLWJiHfx/?igsh=Zmsydnl5bGoyM3U4

[fluid heron]

basically at the point where i drink because it feels good

[drifting mantle]

Don't you think, that the constant substance intake, plays a role in that?

[jade surge]

you can customize the van, I don't remember if you can change the color

[fluid heron]

no this constant substance intake is pretty recent

probably started heavy like last year

couldnt get into an trade schools college couldnt get a job

had pretty much nothing to look forward to

and i still dont

even after finding work nothing changed

[minor cypress]

Could always take a tolerance break, just for your wallets sake

[pale ingot]

thats not what i meant

[fluid heron]

im addictive i get very antsy

[minor cypress]

Thug it out

[fluid heron]

gonna have to put me in a straight jacket to thug it out

[jade surge]

the only good clanker slop

[fluid heron]

stopped smoking weed as much

[pseudo robin]

i abused meth and benzos for like 8 years it's not worth

it's a shit go

[fluid heron]

i probably only smoke weed once a month now

[coarse bear]

No good clanker slop

[fluid heron]

kind of havent enjoyed weed and anything recreational like that since i had a fucking awful trip on shrroms

worst night of my life

[coarse bear]

Blaming plants for the sins of fungi

Smh

[fluid heron]

i like control anything that gets me too fucked up i dont like

[quaint ore]

Man I wish I snowboarded more this winter

might have been my only chance cause next winter i wont be home at all cause army

[fluid heron]

which is why i hated fucking shrooms a lack of control i was just tripping my fucking nutsack off

and there was nothing i could do to stop it

[quaint ore]

Whatever gon do some spearfishing instead

[minor cypress]

When you always clock in at the shit day factory, don't be shocked you had a shit day.

[minor cypress]

Nah, just ball out and realize it all ends eventually. Its cozy

[fluid heron]

im not gonna sit here and make a detailed report on the tripo

but it was fucking bad

the scariest part was not being able to see

[quaint ore]

I do not want to do drugs cause there is enough horrors already

[minor cypress]

silly gaijin i laced your shrooms

[minor cypress]

The fuck do you mean couldn't see

[jade surge]

fuuuhhhhhh

[fluid heron]

dude

i couldnt see

not sure what else to say

i was in a garage and there was like a space heater

and the only way i could tell it was there was because of the heat

and i kept asking if my eyes were open

and yes my eyes were open

i couldnt fucking see

and that was when they started wearing off

it was way fucking worse when they were peaking

so ill never do those again

[minor cypress]

For 8-12+ hours?

[fluid heron]

it lasted only 2 but fucking hell it felt like it lasted so long

[stark gull]

He's sticking out his fingers like he's waiting for a ring

[minor cypress]

The entire thing....only lasted 2 hours?

[jade surge]

is this and ?

[fluid heron]

it did not feel like 2 hours