#🎪bruh-fart

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stoic girder
dusk raven
spring quail
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Me watching the animation every single time

naive bison
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i love how far phones have advanced

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my $150 budget chinese xiami redmi note 13 (not even pro or anything) playing gta sa for like an hour and losing 5% battery

dusk raven
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my brother got a new phone

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i check the app store on it

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how is warframe on mobile

spring quail
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Black magic

naive bison
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it looks amazing as well

dusk raven
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yea i looked it up

spring quail
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My iPad can play re4 remake

naive bison
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well it looks like a really really low res version of the pc version

dusk raven
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cause i thought it was one of those buddy apps at first

naive bison
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but its still an amazing achievement

naive bison
spring quail
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Yeah it used to just be like the foundry

dusk raven
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also app store is riddled with gacha slop and ai games

naive bison
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imma be honest if you are able to use mobile warframe to trade people

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that shit is S tier

dusk raven
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even subway surfers man sadge

spring quail
dusk raven
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look at ts

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spring quail
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Some dude bought my old ass frost prime relics for 50p per 3

naive bison
spring quail
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I had like 60 of them

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Then frost came back to prime resurgence

dusk raven
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i was anti auction house user in wow
i did my trades in chat

naive bison
spring quail
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I love spiral knights and its auction house

dusk raven
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cause most of the time you post something and some retard posts the same shit but with -70% price

naive bison
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guys frost relics will go to the moon

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trust

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warframe remains the best free to play game out rn

spring quail
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People will engage in insane bidding wars over trash cosmetics

naive bison
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people will say cs or tf2

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cs2 is complete dogshit

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tf2 doesnt get updates

spring quail
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I listed a party hat for 5 cr bid start and it went up to 45k

naive bison
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warframe to this day receives regular updates

dusk raven
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warframe has grinding
tf2 doesn't have that

naive bison
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and warframe basically has 0 microtransactions

dusk raven
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so retarded comparison

naive bison
dusk raven
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if you like it

spring quail
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I got burnt out on warframe like 5 months ago, I’ll get the spark again maybe in November

dusk raven
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both games are good for their own reasons

naive bison
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tf2 will have no updates for 10 years soon btw

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jungle inferno was 2017

dusk raven
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heavy update in may

spring quail
dusk raven
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gaben told me

naive bison
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but funny thing is

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the second banana is the best item out of all the jungle inferno additions

dusk raven
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did it add the metal fists ?

naive bison
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no

dusk raven
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no that was probably mvm nvm

naive bison
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that shit existed since like 2010 lol

spring quail
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Fists of steel is old as fuck

dusk raven
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really ?

spring quail
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Fists of steel can drive soon

stoic girder
arctic pawn
naive bison
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bro fists of still was added in 2010

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in the australian christmas patch

dusk raven
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damn

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i gaslit myself to thinking it was mvm

spring quail
high wing
spring quail
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I need a AU spinoff resident evil game where you just have to cook better food that the umbrella corporation’s chain restaurants

feral kiln
spring quail
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“7 dollars, 7 dollars is all my combo meal costs”

high wing
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id try it

spring quail
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This image has me obsessed with perfecting steak and gravy

naive bison
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how i start moving after my 7th sip of the smoked tea

spring quail
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Capcom also has a monster hunter cafe

fluid heron
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Being drunk sucks hate getting hiccups when I'm eating fast as fuck

sacred mountain
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Is hitler pictures allowed here or is it insta nuke like the spicy windmill symbol

fluid heron
spring quail
fluid heron
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He's the real wesker

sacred mountain
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Albert wanker

fluid heron
# spring quail

Bro if they ever serve you food in those mini cast irons shit is gonna be next level

spring quail
dusk raven
fluid heron
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Rare steak is about all I can identify

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And rare steak is fucking goated

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I would eat a steak raw

high wing
dusk raven
spring quail
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The way I would bbq a real aptonoth

sacred mountain
fluid heron
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Hitker made secure boot so every windows support forum can tell you to boot into it

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And it does fucking nothing every time

naive bison
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you cant post hitler

fluid heron
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Yeah probably delete it but that's funny

sacred mountain
naive bison
fluid heron
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If you keep posting funny shit like that I won't snitch

sacred mountain
fluid heron
high wing
spring quail
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I need to get my grills and boiling pots

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I need to create a monster hunter feast

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I’ll get some convoluted air fryer that also has a rotisserie

fluid heron
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All secure boot does is make your screen resolution complete dogshit

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Can't convince me it does anything else

high wing
arctic pawn
fluid heron
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Sometimes I just wanna eat 20 eggs

visual stirrup
fluid heron
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but then I remember I'm not a fucking animal and don't do it

arctic pawn
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where did you get that from

spring quail
fluid heron
arctic pawn
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lmao

fluid heron
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I'm not fucking feral

arctic pawn
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im just horsin around

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i get what you mean

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youre civilizes

fluid heron
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Sometimes it's tempting

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Cuz I love eggs

sacred mountain
arctic pawn
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but if you like eggs that much its not uncivilized if youre doing it by yourself like a satani ritual

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dont need to eat in front of others

spring quail
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Mmm scrambled eggs and sriracha

sacred mountain
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I had a friend who literally ate eggs raw in a cup and drank raw milk

fluid heron
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Nah I make em over medium

arctic pawn
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but damn 20 eggs, i can barely eat 8 and im big

fluid heron
arctic pawn
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i mean tall, im not fat (not yet)

spring quail
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I like cooking my eggs til they got that gold brown crust

fluid heron
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Even when I was at my most fit raw egg is fucking disgusting

spring quail
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Cover them in black pepper

fluid heron
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I just ate how I always did I just ate more

spring quail
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I only like them scrambled

stoic girder
fluid heron
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That's when I weighed 150 and had a 6 pack

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then I stopped and weigh 110

sacred mountain
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Idk i only like to eat the yolk when i boil an egg

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Even then its repulsive

arctic pawn
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and i fry it with butter

fluid heron
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Fucking delicious

sacred mountain
fluid heron
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Pain in the ass to cook tho

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Always worth

spring quail
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I usually make my scrambled eggs in bacon grease from the bacon I’d just fried

stoic girder
sacred mountain
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I add melting cheese on the scrambled eggs whenever i have cheese along with the butter, its peak

fluid heron
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If I scramble eggs I'm putting milk in it and dipping Texas toast in it

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Fucking love French toast

arctic pawn
spring quail
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My favorite breakfast is :
-scrambled eggs
-cheese grits
-bacon
-sausage
All mixed into a bowl

fluid heron
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I just bought 3 cartons of eggs

arctic pawn
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imagine eating bacon at breakfast

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what a weird culture

fluid heron
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might make some French toast

spring quail
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I eat bacon at all hours

fluid heron
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I'm a master at making bacon egg and cheeses

spring quail
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If I’m feeling dangerous I’ll throw in some roasted potatoes

stoic girder
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Eggs in bacon grease, mmm.

fluid heron
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cum worthy amounts of non stick

naive bison
sacred mountain
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Try making scrambled eggs with fried potato that's chopped into small cubes

stoic girder
sacred mountain
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Its also a kino breakfast shi

fluid heron
spring quail
arctic pawn
naive bison
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you disgust me

arctic pawn
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i also like bacon

fluid heron
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My brothers burn fucking hamburger helper fuck if I'll let them touch my cast iron

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if I hear they made any food I refuse to eat it

visual stirrup
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boybreakfast

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boyfast

arctic pawn
fluid heron
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I can't fucking stand grits

sacred mountain
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Also if you have curry powder, try it when you make food with eggs, it also makes it next level if you throw just right amount

fluid heron
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actually fucking gross

stoic girder
fluid heron
spring quail
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Boy dinner would be :
-yellow rice with Cajun seasoning
-black beans
-ground beef and sausage, seasoned to taste, maybe steak
-red onions
All mixed into a pot

fluid heron
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Oatmeal and preserves on the other hand

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shit is fucking tasty

sacred mountain
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Man i love cooking shit but not doing the dishes

fluid heron
spring quail
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Real

stoic girder
fluid heron
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I just throw that shit straight into the dishwasher and just run it until they are clean

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can't be fucked

arctic pawn
fluid heron
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Cast iron tho I treat that shit like a first born

spring quail
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I like stainless steel

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I’m a cast iron noob

fluid heron
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I only cook eggs on stainless if I cook bacon on it before

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Could sit there and oil the fuck out of it and it still sticks

stoic girder
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It needs to be hot enough that when you put water droplets on it they ride.

spring quail
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I’ll have to invest in cast iron

fluid heron
spring quail
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I want a fuck ton of it, I just am out of space to put stuff

fluid heron
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Never wash it with soap

stoic girder
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Water and sponge.

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When it's warm.

fluid heron
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You wash a cast iron with soap and everything you cook on it tastes like soap

spring quail
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Euch

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I need to learn the seasoning process, I have a vague idea from a few videos

fluid heron
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I have an air fryer with a cast iron and fuckers in this family somehow don't taste the soap

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shits why I never use it they love to use soap on it

spring quail
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I require this

fluid heron
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Wash it

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Do it a couple times

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then cook on it and just wash it with hot water and a sponge

stoic girder
fluid heron
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you season it the same as a wok

fluid heron
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I mean you can oil it with any oil

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as long as it's edible

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You get it hot as shit rub in oil cool down wash repeat

stoic girder
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Olive oil has a lower smoke point.

fluid heron
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Then once the oil takes you can cook on it

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The oil seasons the food adds nonstick and protects the pan

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It's like putting a stain on wood

stoic girder
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I guess it depends if it's refined olive oil instead of extra virgin.

fluid heron
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it depends

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But if it's edible and an oil it will work

spring quail
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If I wanna pan fry steaks and such would I use evoo or refined

fluid heron
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you can season a pan with butter if you are fucking dedicated

fluid heron
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Basically whatever's convenient and isn't fucking crisco

spring quail
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What if I wanna use wagyu beef tallow

fluid heron
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You could

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It will Infuse into the iron

stoic girder
spring quail
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I have an idea

fluid heron
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a cast iron basically adds a bit of flavor from everything you cook in it

lusty hazel
spring quail
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How do I avoid rust

fluid heron
lusty hazel
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season it

fluid heron
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Season it and dry it

lusty hazel
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if it rusts you can always remove it and reseason

fluid heron
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Season it and fucking cook on it it's not as complicated as you think

prisma venture
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Morning yall

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How we doin today

spring quail
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i wanna make this

stoic girder
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I'm not clicking that.

minor cypress
spring quail
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fine let me go get a link for your sissy ass

fluid heron
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Fuck gritz

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hate grits so much

spring quail
stoic girder
fluid heron
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everytime somebody has told me these are the best grits you have ever had it's always fucking terrible

spring quail
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I grew up with them so I really enjoy them

fluid heron
spring quail
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I did not however grow up with Mac and cheese, so I dislike it

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Garbage slopfood

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I like my breakfast slop

fluid heron
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Love Mac n cheese

stoic girder
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It's cheese.

fluid heron
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Yeah and I'm from Wisconsin so what did you expect

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Cheese is great

spring quail
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I don’t like cheese shrug

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Well like

stoic girder
spring quail
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I do, but it’s preparation depends

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And what kind of cheese

minor cypress
spring quail
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Mac and cheese? Bleh, nacho cheese? Vomit

fluid heron
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blue cheese any cheese man

spring quail
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Philly cheese steak, American, provolone, pepper jack, euuuuuugh I’m cumming

fluid heron
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im like that guy on tiktok talking about having every fruit

minor cypress
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Bro we are hanging whoever puts nacho cheese in mac n cheese

stoic girder
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I could eat only cheese for the rest of my chud life.

fluid heron
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But instead it's just cheese

minor cypress
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Zero hesitation

spring quail
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For me it has to be melted

fluid heron
spring quail
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That nacho cheese sauce makes me wanna vomit

minor cypress
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Its not real cheese.

spring quail
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There’s far better options than that slop

stoic girder
fluid heron
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Y'all know that maggot cheese that's banned

minor cypress
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Best method if you are lazy

fluid heron
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I would fucking try that idgaf

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Ill try anything once

spring quail
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When I make my nacho dip I use a 4 cheese Mexican blend

fluid heron
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I'm probably only good at cooking because I'll try fucking everything

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so I have a pretty refined pallete

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If it's edible I'll eat it

minor cypress
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1 can evaporated milk. 2 bags of preshredded cheese(chedder, swiss, guyere, mozz, munster, etc)

Cook noodles until most water is gone, add evap milk, simmer, mix in cheese. Season as needed.

spring quail
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This shit is crack

minor cypress
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Skips having to make a bechemel, or shredding your own cheese, and still comes out gooey.

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If you are feeling extra, slap it in a oven for a bit with breadcrumbs in top

fluid heron
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Shredding cheese is easy after you sheer your knuckle skin off like twice

high wing
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friend sent this during his shift

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moron backed up the truck too hard under the plane

fluid heron
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I don't even know how you could get into this position without realizing something is wrong

minor cypress
fluid heron
minor cypress
fluid heron
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I used to suck shit too

minor cypress
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Food is the lowest risk easiest thing to improve getting good at.

spring quail
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You follow the directions like installing gamma

fluid heron
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yep then once you are comfortable you can start free balling that shit

spring quail
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Then when you get good you can do it off rip

minor cypress
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Half the time, i don't consider anything i slap in an oven, dump/mix/season as even proper cooking.

fluid heron
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Some of my best meals have just been me bullshitting together shit I like

minor cypress
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Steak? Cooking.

Soup? Not cooking.

minor cypress
spring quail
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Speaking of soup

fluid heron
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I feel like if you aren't willing to try different foods you probably aren't even close to willing to make food

minor cypress
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And end up making something like kimchi spam grilled cheese sandwiches

spring quail
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This is so fucking good

fluid heron
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love kimchi

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if it's pickled and not fish I'm down with it

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I love fish but as soon as you pickle that shit fuck no

coarse bear
quartz ridge
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i feel so happy when she brings me food

fluid heron
spring quail
coarse bear
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Soup
Soup, Japan HyperPogFish

spring quail
fluid heron
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the Japanese make good soup man

spring quail
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Yeah but you can buy it out of a vending machine that also serves chilled drinks

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And it’s hot

fluid heron
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you can buy cigarettes and alcohol out of vending machines in Japan without an id

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That shit wouldn't fly anywhere else

spring quail
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The old ones didn’t tho lol

fluid heron
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A more moral society that respect rules and boundaries

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recently eh

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If I was a kid in Japan I would have lung cancer and liver failure if I could get that shit out of a vending machine

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Now I just gotta do that shit as a grown man

spring quail
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In yakuza 0 there’s a side quest where you have to buy a porn magazine for a child out of a vending machine and you have to avoid the gaze of nearby women or else you have to start over

fluid heron
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it only takes a few people to ruin a good thing and I'm those few people

naive bison
fluid heron
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dude if I lived in a time where porn magazines were the only material and a guy bought them for me

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dude he would be my new uncle

spring quail
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No wonder all the kids at his orphanage call him “uncle kaz”

naive bison
high wing
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uncle lester

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first name moe

naive bison
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@river zealot @narrow lotus

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fluid heron
vast wren
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hello

naive bison
fluid heron
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My uncle used to torment my dad and died in a car accident in the 90s

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Along with the 3 others in his car

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we don't talk about him

vast wren
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whats this about

fluid heron
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And on my mom's side not a single boy

spring quail
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We were talking about cooking

fluid heron
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don't talk to Stella about that

spring quail
fluid heron
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Nah but if you suck at cooking just start doing it

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I used to be fucking terrible and now I make food thats good

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if you can't cook your own food I feel like you should be weeded out of the gene pool

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It's so easy

sacred mountain
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When you start eyeballing the spices and salt and stuff, u know ur getting good

stark gull
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Danu nahui!

fluid heron
sacred mountain
fluid heron
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it's always to taste you gotta realize

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season to taste

spring quail
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I have to measure with yellow rice or else I just end up with mushy mush with water leftover

river zealot
spring quail
fluid heron
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yeah if you aren't cooking rice in a rice cooker that's when you start measuring

spring quail
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This is that good shit

fluid heron
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when I was bad at cooking holy shit the amount of times I turned rice into mushy dogshit is next level

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pastas fucking easy compared to that

spring quail
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I wish to create spaghetti yakisoba

fluid heron
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All pasta is easy

naive bison
fluid heron
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If you arent sure it's done take a noodle out and eat it

river zealot
fluid heron
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always salt the water before you put the pasta in

acoustic surge
sacred mountain
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Rice water measurement is so hard bro

I use my spoon as a measuring tool but it's inaccurate too

spring quail
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Good ol glass Pyrex measuring cup

sacred mountain
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Like lowk dip it and measure what is the water level looks like

spring quail
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Tho I get dangerous with measuring cups

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I don’t wait for it to level out

naive bison
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just do it after

spring quail
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I eyeball it when it’s still sloshing around

fluid heron
naive bison
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raises the boiling point by like 0.01 c

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you would need literal lethal salt doses

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for any significant effect

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its just false

spring quail
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New on food network

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Cooking with xalrider

fluid heron
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cooking with some Russian fuck

spring quail
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Canceled after one season of 6 episodes

fluid heron
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today we make boiled rust

naive bison
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58 grams lowers the boiling point by 0.5 celcius

fluid heron
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some Italian guy told me to do it so I just do it

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I don't Google this shit

spring quail
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Xalrider is not allowed within 3 miles of my stockpot

sacred mountain
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"lowers"

Oml

fluid heron
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If an Italian guy tells you to do something with cooking you do it

naive bison
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why trust anything else he says

fluid heron
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he makes a good noodle

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And you type in here and have no effect on my life

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So get fucked?

spring quail
high wing
minor cypress
spring quail
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The best

fluid heron
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Bro when I was learning to drive I had an Italian instructor like from italy a migrant bro the shit he would say while teaching me to drive

spring quail
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Will put you the fuck to sleep after a bowl or two

fluid heron
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it was so fucking funny

spring quail
sacred mountain
fluid heron
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He would be like take a left here yeah anyways they ran simulation on the twin towers and the planes wouldnt have made them collapse

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He fucking rocked

spring quail
fluid heron
sacred mountain
fluid heron
spring quail
fluid heron
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if paprika gave me violent seizures I would still cook with it

spring quail
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I never eat there and never will again

fluid heron
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Jimmie johns better

acoustic surge
fluid heron
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fucking love a good roast beef from Jimmie johns

spring quail
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I like their #13 Cuban sandwich thing

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If I want a real Cuban I know a place

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But that’s my favorite cold sandwich

minor cypress
spring quail
fluid heron
sacred mountain
fluid heron
acoustic surge
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you get prebiotics from the store

fluid heron
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shit sucked

muted nimbus
fluid heron
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And I couldnt eat

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Fuckers had me taking straight meth

sacred mountain
acoustic surge
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yeah yogurt is mostly enough

spring quail
fluid heron
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Love a good smoothie

spring quail
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My favorite steak sandwich fast food

sacred mountain
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I began adhd meds with fuckass ritalin 10 mg 1x1

fluid heron
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taco macs philly cheese steak probably the greasiest most unhealthy thing I eat shit is fucking good

coarse bear
split canyonBOT
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Temporary role added

@muted nimbus has been granted the <@&1199129351770353764> role for 4 years, 11 months and 31 days.

acoustic surge
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get something like this

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minor cypress
fluid heron
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Shit was fucked up

spring quail
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I take Prozac and hydroxyzine

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Shit turns me into

fluid heron
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Was in and out of doctors constantly because my eyes got worse around then

spring quail
fluid heron
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I was on some new adhd med like every month that just turned me into a zombie and made me unable to eat

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Then I stopped and turned out fine

sacred mountain
# fluid heron Shit was fucked up

Bro thats straight up insane 😭

Adhd meds should be increased slowly in order for patient to get adjusted with drug, i finally switched to concerta 36 mg after 3 years of in and out of meds 😭

acoustic surge
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adhd is a big fat lie

fluid heron
spring quail
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ADHD is just ultra instinct

dusk raven
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false

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autism is the real superpower

spring quail
sacred mountain
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I remember crashing out on concerta 28 mg once a few years ago and they made me return to ritalin for a quite while before i mustered courage to try again

spring quail
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I have both

fluid heron
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And I've been unmedicated and fine

sacred mountain
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Also thank god amphetamine salts are not in turkey, shit'd prolly wreck my shi

acoustic surge
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i have never used any of those stuff mentioned, am i in the wrong fucking place lmao

dusk raven
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amphetamine salt fries

quartz ridge
fluid heron
quartz ridge
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ive never taken any medication like that in my life

fluid heron
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if you have it severely and can barely function without meds then yes

sacred mountain
dusk raven
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only med i took was the black pill

fluid heron
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But it was also when I was a fucking kid and didn't want to sit still because I wanted to go home and play little big planet

acoustic surge
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once, i had bad gallbladder pain cuz stones

fluid heron
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Because what fucking kid wants to be in class

sacred mountain
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Meds literally made me actually functional and i regret not being diagnosed early

fluid heron
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I'm completely non functional on meds

acoustic surge
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this psycho doctor gave me morphine, told me "at least you will be able to sleep now"

quartz ridge
sacred mountain
dusk raven
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hell yeah

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w doctor

sacred mountain
acoustic surge
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not only i didnt sleep and the pain didnt subside, my blood pressure got to 22/15

fluid heron
minor cypress
quartz ridge
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im glad im not on meds

fluid heron
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Glad i fucking stopped

quartz ridge
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i thug it out and im glad

fluid heron
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one day I just refused to take my meds and my parents just stopped getting refills

minor cypress
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I fell into the trap of "doc needs labs, never get labs done, never refill meds" loop, and its been months

acoustic surge
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that fucking psycho nearly murdered me

quartz ridge
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kinda sucks

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but its whatever

sacred mountain
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Btw fun fact, the real reason why men live shorter is men are bound to seek less medical attention than women

quartz ridge
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went to the doctor and he said i have a SCAR ON MY FUCKING EYE

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oh well

fluid heron
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I just wear them when I'm driving

acoustic surge
#

and just once, i tried the smoke stuff, weed i assume, my head hurt so fucking bad it felt like my brain was about to explode, probably blood pressure got fucked again

fluid heron
#

Too used to everything being a big blur

acoustic surge
#

so i learned my body doesnt like drug stuff

quartz ridge
#

so i think i might legit be legally blind in that bitch

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sitting at my desk and cant read what im tuping rn

fluid heron
sacred mountain
#

Thank god i never started weed

quartz ridge
#

i never did none of that

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no weed no smoking

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nothing

fluid heron
#

it's fun to do when you are surrounded by all your friends

quartz ridge
fluid heron
#

I wouldnt do any drugs with people I don't know

quartz ridge
#

i dont want stoner friends because of you know what it does

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its a gateway drug

acoustic surge
quartz ridge
#

seen friends go from weed - acid - heroin

fluid heron
sacred mountain
#

It fucks your neuroanatomy so hard that if you smoke that shit when you are younger than 24, it doubles the chance of having schizophrenia

fluid heron
#

Also if you've never smoked you usually have to smoke more

spring quail
#

I’m 3 months off weed, it’s nice

fluid heron
#

the first time I ever got high I had to smoke alot

dusk raven
#

talking to people who are high on weed is so fucking lame

fluid heron
acoustic surge
quartz ridge
dusk raven
#

they just say the unfunniest shit and start laughing / overreacting

stone blade
#

@dusk raven wagwan big man

dusk raven
#

wagwan general

fluid heron
acoustic surge
#

nah i defo wont try that shit ever again

quartz ridge
#

i feel like osaka like most of the time

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fluid heron
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And usually I was high because I hated my fucking job

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Then one of my regulars would come in and I would just talk to them all night

acoustic surge
#

caffeine+nicotine is where its at for me, anything higher than that and its nuh uh

sacred mountain
#

Caffeine is based

fluid heron
#

Dude I was bad with caffeine

spring quail
#

Caffeine started giving me heart palpitations

fluid heron
#

I used to drink 6 red bulls a day

sacred mountain
#

Coffee and tea owk decreases ur chances of having alzheimers

acoustic surge
fluid heron
#

While I was smoking a vape

quaint ore
#

I just rawdog life

sacred mountain
fluid heron
quaint ore
#

Nothing gives you more energy than spite

fluid heron
#

had to stop

acoustic surge
#

ANYTHING that says "dont take this with alcohol" is fucked up

fluid heron
#

started getting concerned from the amount of times I could feel my heartbeat

sacred mountain
acoustic surge
#

just drink coffee, no sugar, milk optional

quaint ore
fluid heron
#

I drink coffee black

dusk raven
spring quail
#

Black coffee best coffee

acoustic surge
spring quail
#

Dark roasts my beloved

fluid heron
#

Mostly because I worked at a cafe and the creamer was so shit

stone blade
#

feeling your heartbeat is notmal

fluid heron
#

so I just drank it black

stone blade
#

normal*

quaint ore
#

Artem out the ulcer maxxing

acoustic surge
#

if you feel it, its 120+ bpm

fluid heron
#

Like if you are doing nothing and feel your heartbeat that's not normal

acoustic surge
#

and it shouldnt be 120+bpm unless you are doing some strong physical activities

narrow lotus
fluid heron
#

I worked night shift

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I worked from 8pm to 8 am

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

I got scurvy once I'm not even fucking kidding

dusk raven
#

THATS ME MATEY

spring quail
#

Holy shit iedy is now a ccp member

fluid heron
#

because I would just wake up go to work and only eat the food at work

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Had 0 fruit

stone blade
#

yeah go ask the guy from Africa all about burning the Ganja

minor cypress
spring quail
fluid heron
#

I would wake up go to work go to bed and repeat

acoustic surge
#

didnt they at least have some meals with peppers onions etc in it

fluid heron
#

0 free time until I was off

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Cuz I need so much sleep

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One time I woke up and saw I slept for a full 24 hours was wondering how it went from Monday to Wednesday

stone blade
acoustic surge
#

stop eating and drinking shit bruh

narrow lotus
fluid heron
narrow lotus
#

getting scurvy without being stranded at sea is a skill issue

acoustic surge
#

thats not sleep, thats losing conciousness

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fainting

fluid heron
#

never again

narrow lotus
#

same

fluid heron
#

It's why I can't have anything peach flavored Jim beam ruined that for me

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

Woke up covered in vomit

narrow lotus
#

last time i threw up from drinking was years ago and it will stay that way , i can drink without getting sloshed

stone blade
#

@narrow lotus ok question I need to know this cuz my parents are like that but I'm not
do you get the urge to shit after morning coffee?
I never do not once
but my parents always do

fluid heron
#

shit sucked

narrow lotus
fluid heron
acoustic surge
#

coffee makes you shit, its a fact

narrow lotus
#

my dad goes to the toilet 3 times after a coffee

stone blade
fluid heron
#

When you wake up and realise you could've died in your sleep

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Haven't done that since

stone blade
acoustic surge
stone blade
#

yes

fluid heron
#

my stomach tends to turn inside out

stone blade
#

the balkan/east european side of this server is natural to have multiple near death experiences
it's part of growing up

acoustic surge
#

i mean ive never even heard of anyone getting scurvy irl

fluid heron
#

Realised I stopped being tired as shit after having some fruit

acoustic surge
#

what

fluid heron
#

and then I realised I had fucking scurvy

acoustic surge
#

you fucking

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idiot

fluid heron
#

Thankfully I didn't get to the point where my gums start bleeding and my teeth fall out

minor cypress
acoustic surge
#

its not scurvy you fool

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probably had low blood sugar or something

fluid heron
#

Lack of vitamin c

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What scurvy is

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

wasn't thinking about a balanced diet

#

scurvy is kinda horrific

acoustic surge
#

read all this crap just to find out you "self diagnosed"

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fml

fluid heron
#

it was pretty obvious considering I was basically eating nothing but flour based food

sacred mountain
fluid heron
#

I was eating hardtack in the gallows

sacred mountain
fluid heron
#

vitamin deficiencies are very common

sacred mountain
#

Nearly half of world population has vitamin d deficiency omegakekw

coarse bear
minor cypress
#

Super underrated. I take a multivitamin and d3+k2

sacred mountain
#

I had 5 when i checked up, lower limit is 20

high wing
#

you got some explaining to do @coarse bear

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minor cypress
#

I especially need vitamin D because night shift suffering

acoustic surge
coarse bear
coarse bear
#

Show me that JavaScript IDE boah

fluid heron
minor cypress
eager igloo
high wing
fluid heron
coarse bear
narrow lotus
river zealot
narrow lotus
#

might be AI

river zealot
#

Its not

eager igloo
#

Oh its shadow

fluid heron
#

He looks like a dwarf too

#

Lot of weird shit going on in this image

stoic girder
spring quail
#

Yes the rat

narrow lotus
stoic girder
fluid heron
#

Gooners in chat can't have shit

acoustic surge
#

goddamn

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fluid heron
quartz ridge
acoustic surge
#

i mean isnt things like "i like learning new information on the things im interested at" true for everyone ?

minor cypress
spring quail
minor cypress
fluid heron
minor cypress
#

Game was rigged from the start

quartz ridge
#

i hate you all

#

total brainfarter death

acoustic surge
fluid heron
#

It's a fucking online test

acoustic surge
#

i didnt claim anything, just posted an ss

fluid heron
#

I would love to hook you up to an mri machine and see the lack of brain activity in your skull

minor cypress
#

I'm surprised brainfart doesn't have a token DID or phantom pain faker

river zealot
acoustic surge
#

lol. lmao.

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fluid heron
acoustic surge
#

i do it here for free

fluid heron
#

2 thousand fucking euros

river zealot
fluid heron
#

actually next level

river zealot
#

A phantom pain?

acoustic surge
#

BRAVO KOJIMBO

minor cypress
river zealot
fluid heron
acoustic surge
spring quail
fluid heron
#

kojimas next villain will be called evil villain

#

I have insider knowledge

minor cypress
scenic field
#

Im glad my date had to cancel. Ive got reaply bad diarhea tonight

fluid heron
minor cypress
spring quail
# minor cypress

These types of people usually are teenage girls and this is an 18+ channel

scenic field
#

End up shitting my bed

acoustic surge
scenic field
#

Or just having to poop while shes here in general

#

These arent just poops. These are advanced poops

fluid heron
#

imagine having thin ass walls and going gotta go to the bathroom real quick and it's just the loudest fucking shit of all time

river zealot
#

And bullies them out

acoustic surge
#

phenomenal show btw

river zealot
#

Or used to

minor cypress
river zealot
#

Not anymore

scenic field
fluid heron
scenic field
fluid heron
#

No self consciousness just blasting porcelain

minor cypress
scenic field
#

Its those kinda poops

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

You know it's a good one when you are completely naked with your head in your hands

minor cypress
#

15 minutes of struggling. You finally wipe. No color change on TP. You check the bowl. Totally empty.

scenic field
#

Sounds like an idling harley

naive bison
fluid heron
#

the ones you aren't sure you are gonna be alive in the end

fluid heron
naive bison
fluid heron
quartz ridge
# minor cypress

the only thing mentally i struggle with is enough sleep lowkey

minor cypress
#

The ghost shits are a menace.

quartz ridge
#

im like running on fumes 24/7

spring quail
quartz ridge
#

like im NOT at all mentally ill or anything i am a normal person

scenic field
fluid heron
#

Must have did it to himself

naive bison
minor cypress
fluid heron
naive bison
#

barnet

fluid heron
#

Yes t is next to y on a keyboard

quartz ridge
#

lol!!!

spring quail
fluid heron
#

Dude lol with ! Pisses me off and I don't even know why

minor cypress
quartz ridge
fluid heron
#

Most 2010 shit of all time

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
fluid heron
#

Twitter when it's logo was a t type shit

quartz ridge
fluid heron
#

Had fuckers like this posting

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quartz ridge
#

toss and turn for 3 hours then sleep

#

alarm set for 7:30 7:40 7:50 7:52 7:54 7:56 7:58 8:00

minor cypress
#

shrug talk to a doc about it

quartz ridge
#

nahhhhhhh

fluid heron
#

Start taking drugs

arctic pawn
quartz ridge
#

it'll be fine

minor cypress
#

Insomnia is a thing.

quartz ridge
#

last time i went to the doc

#

he wanted me to do an MRI

#

because i lost 50 pounds since the last visit (like 6 months before)

fluid heron
#

Concerning that he wanted you to do that and you didnt

arctic pawn
quartz ridge
fluid heron
#

If my doctor said he wanted me to take an MRI I would be in that shit that day

quartz ridge
#

if i go 100% silent in this server then im dead or smth

#

NOOOOOOOOO

#

ITS GONEEEEEEEEE

#

THUG HUNTER REACTION SI GONEEEEEE

fluid heron
#

thug-hunter-thugs-thug-shaker-thug-hunter-reaction-gif

#

Shit rolls of the tongue

quartz ridge
#

if i like end up with any more problems

#

then ill get an mri scan

fluid heron
#

Where even are you at

quartz ridge
fluid heron
#

are you us or like eu

quartz ridge
#

california

#

if i get an mri it might be covered might not

#

i never got an answer by the doc so like

fluid heron
#

trying not to say welfare will cover it

spring quail
quartz ridge
#

whatdafuckman

spring quail
#

peak has been found

quartz ridge
fluid heron
#

Asmr doesnt do anything for me

#

I heard fuckers get like a tingling

quartz ridge
#

another luigi happen so i can get a free mri scan :)

quartz ridge
#

even when listening to it from like reels cause its like

#

im curious

fluid heron
spring quail
fluid heron
#

I sleep to shine on you crazy diamond

#

Fucking goated song

#

Fucking love pink floyd

spring quail
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIN3emL37V4

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▶ Play video
#

this is peak

minor cypress
#

https://youtu.be/zzBmOeYmN_M?si=PjRPfDtnt6tzFPcx

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▶ Play video
#

Throw this on, fall asleep to destiny lore

fluid heron
minor cypress
fluid heron
spring quail
#

i usually use it as backround noise with singleplayer games

#

makes me eepy

fluid heron
#

I was playing destiny 2 daily and that's how I know I was high as fuck the whole time

#

I was

#

Going back to that game relatively sober it fucking sucks

quartz ridge
#

i turn my fan on to fall asleeo

#

asleep

#

lowkey i dont even notice tinnitus unless its late at night rn

#

and im on my pc

fluid heron
#

I have my phone plugged in max volume playing some vaatiividya

#

Dude gwyns theme tuckers me out

#

if I can't sleep I put that on

quartz ridge
#

i listne to chief keef then fall asleep agfter wigging out in my room at 1 am

#

that or metallica lowkey

fluid heron
#

Every time I see a chief keef gif I can hear 3 chief keef songs at the same time

#

My brain like fills in the gaps

#

Number one going to bed song just put this shit on loop

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#

Nah this one is next level

wooden surge
fluid heron
#

One time recently I forgot to put a song on loop before I went to bed and thought my house was flooding cuz it played a stream of a rainstorm

quartz ridge
#

imma sleep noiw

#

gn

fluid heron
#

It's a solid 3:43 am so I'm prolly gonna sleep too

#

Gn yall

prisma venture
#

Gn

fluid heron
#

One last thing pink floyd really can make a song as fucking long as they want I'll listen to it all

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lusty hazel
prisma venture
#

Thats nice

#

What bbs u using?

coarse bear
lusty hazel
#

parts list
outer:
Classic Army XM177E2 front end
G&P M4A1 gas block and tube
E&C M16A1 colt receiver
random buffer tube
modified Classic Army stock
Cyma M16 pistol grip

inside:
SHS 16:1 gears
NBF 33K brushless motor
Gate Titan advanced
Specna piston
Lonex piston head
Gate EON cylinder head
Lonex cylinder
Specna Edge gearbox shell
4 Specna bearings and 2 Retroarms bushings on the bevel gear
SHS G3 nozzle
ZCI 340mm inner barrel, steel
Begadi Fly5 bucking
Maple leaf omega nub
ZCI hop up chamber

lusty hazel
#

bls clogs up my barrels and speedloaders with fine dust

prisma venture
#

Gat fuckin damn

wooden surge
prisma venture
#

That is sleeper

#

Truly

lusty hazel
#

also get this: i only paid around 200 for all those parts

prisma venture
#

Also decent Price

stone blade
lusty hazel
#

i started the whole project with just the receiver alone and collected parts along the way

stone blade
lusty hazel
#

bought guns from my friends to take parts off of, sold the rest i didn't need

stone blade
lusty hazel
#

i do have a RO653 pencil barrel

#

but i put this in the XM177E2 config since there's a vietnam game coming up

#

going there as SOG probably

prisma venture
stone blade
prisma venture
#

U got tiger?

lusty hazel
#

i've got type 1 jungle uniform for now

#

but i'll either get erdl or if i find a decent tigerstripe repro

#

gonna have chicom for 30 rounders

prisma venture
#

think i see

#

So u gonna rock just GI

lusty hazel
#

then i need to get canteen pouches

prisma venture
#

Or got some vietnam kit?

lusty hazel
#

fyi 1 canteen pouch can hold 7 20 rounders

prisma venture
#

Oh really

#

I mean

#

It should

lusty hazel
prisma venture
#

M14 yummers

lusty hazel
#

now that i have a xm177e2 i'll probably start doing late war with erdl

#

m14 sucked to carry

#

not because it's heavy, because it's so fucking long

prisma venture
#

Oh it sucked back then

#

Even airsoft is shit to carry

#

Its spear long and weights like bus

lusty hazel
#

was really accurate though

#

also vietcong side had the worst camo

#

some dudes wore just beige shirts

little mirage
lusty hazel
#

laid down in bushes trying to ambush us

little mirage
#

You dont know real war until you go to roblox bootcamp

prisma venture
lusty hazel
#

button up ones

#

the dark colored ones were harder to spot ie. brown

prisma venture
#

Yeah i got rice hat for larp

little mirage
#

Werent vietcongs usually just locals

lusty hazel
#

the ones who wore light shades i saw them through the bushes

prisma venture
#

Viligers with army training usualy

lusty hazel
#

more like guerilla fighters

#

some training, most have background in farming and whatnot, basically just villagers

prisma venture
lusty hazel
#

thing about guerilla fighting is that the doctrines taught in the army against them don't work

little mirage
#

I assumed the only training they needed was how to handle a weapon, everything else was kinda just acquired by their lifestyle

stoic girder
lusty hazel
#

i mean yeah if they spend years defending they're gonna learn something

prisma venture
#

U cant deafet guerilla figthere

little mirage
#

Afghan a bit different

lusty hazel
#

fyi early mujahideen only had basic shit like enfields to fight the soviets

prisma venture
lusty hazel
#

they just captured so much shit that they could reliably use the enemy's stuff

prisma venture
#

And also they had samurai

#

If u know u know

#

Its question time for me cya

austere shadow
river zealot
#

@naive bison @stoic girder

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#

"at least im not a normie"

#

@narrow lotus

stoic girder
stark gull
stoic girder
dusk meadow
stoic girder
high wing
#

"her stank ass feet was near my food possible hazard"

stone blade
stoic girder
naive bison
stark gull
#

Coz he looks badass

high wing
stark gull
high wing
stark gull
#

Good

#

Skin runners and make trophies out of them

naive bison
high wing
minor cypress