🎪bruh-fart

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789106617407766548/1051999382637129758/caption-16-1.gif

[little mirage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OnceInHollywood-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853703417461211148/1493282545536602182/b80d1b37e9823479d6c93de2547ca3a3_1.mp4?ex=69de673e&is=69dd15be&hm=b59c1a6dc0215b6a59fcf651600c51c2b85460e2bec3a1b0b51cbb21074725f1&

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1435705077074628680/1493268122168463469/pondering-over-the-hydration-orb-v0-9frd25vx2yug1.jpg?ex=69de59cf&is=69dd084f&hm=2d8ebcb58549fe086014c614847037f6648a094d344585b3590258d22f4ccdf9&

Fuck bottles we eating orbs

[toxic sundial]

lucid blocks

one of the games of all time

[primal rapids]

A lot of things we make right now take next to nothing to manufacture. The cost of manufacturing has never been the problem. It’s the markup from both the manufacturer and the seller

[stone blade]

telling my dad I didn't expect these 90's shooters to be as hard as they are since I'm used to modern ones
dad: ahhh I told you , when there's no things on the screen to help you now you understand what I had to deal with when I played them

[visual stirrup]

yellow paint mod for DOOM when?

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/11zP4CeABts?si=QecECH9ymDSAZo3n

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ascend-ascension-music-spongebob-music-gif-12623289653326522061

[arctic estuary]

tfw the paid soundtrack is worse than the free one :(

[stone blade]

wym

[arctic estuary]

sigil has 2 soundtracks

buckethead made one but you need to buy it

[stone blade]

it does?
only one version was in game

the midi one

[arctic estuary]

6.66 get it ?

[stone blade]

hilarious

[river zealot]

haha get it 666 get it demons get it im so edgy

[stone blade]

it's doom so

yes

[arctic estuary]

the only dude that can pull it up is jhon romero

[solar breach]

what

[stone blade]

oh it's the megaton bomb

[solar breach]

Its not that big

[stone blade]

that's what she said

[solar breach]

Its a tripod launched nuclear bomb

[stone blade]

tbh doom eternal is also edgy especially with its hell bullcrap levels it just doesn't have the 666 stuff

same with 2016

oooh cages with corpses

oooh spikes everywhere

ooh skulls

oooh lava and the souls of the damned

[primal rapids]

Dang, I could’ve owned a nuclear weapon for only 13k

[arctic estuary]

dont you worry he did it TWICE

[arctic estuary]

lowkey the stupid one up in the middle of all the gore is funny lol

[stone blade]

because ofc he did

[blissful canyon]

Make it turn into a crack pipe with weed in it

[sacred mountain]

https://d.vxtwitter.com/i/status/2042676486789042373

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj91gEeY29g

[visual stirrup]

He turned himself into a crackpipe

funniest shit I've ever seen

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/tsoi-viktor-tsoi-tsoi-jumpscare-viktor-tsoi-jumpscare-gif-9632753874073379077

[tidal sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-tsoi-wiktor-tsoi-kino-kino-band-abosolute-cinema-gif-145938644915306323

[deft crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-car-crash-gif-9388562661726532947

[jade surge]

It is a one time game tho

Eventually it becomes boring

[toxic sundial]

honestly I'm not sure time applies to this game

[arctic pawn]

guys am i brianrot bc i let family guy compilation run while o work?

[jade surge]

yes

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/alijr-baki-baki-ali-baki-ali-jr-ali-jr-cry-gif-12603625643514798085

[toxic sundial]

YOU'RE BORING

[prisma venture]

oh yeah

i like it

i dint knew u was this chill rus bot

just dont have time to play it rn

[visual stirrup]

in an infinite sea of entertainment, you chose retard slop

yes, you are cooked

[jade surge]

Same

[tidal trellis]

Power outage again, yeah this sucks

[jade surge]

J*b...

[prisma venture]

sorry to hear that

[stone blade]

no ups?

[tidal trellis]

no

Its battery ran out

[prisma venture]

guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DaMhTzZwk

something might be happening

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/6A4-SVUHQYI?si=ANtuc7LU2pAFPnO3
video might be 10 years old

but man is it fucking cinema

[tight rune]

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[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @jade surge @prisma venture @dusk raven
translation: I told you to eat my ass you deaf mf.
What?

[solar breach]

Environmental story telling

[stone blade]

oh hey mid console

[prisma venture]

PSP hate was forced change my mind

[solar breach]

They had a gameboy advance sp and a dream cast

And an og xbox

Already have on og Xbox tho

[solar breach]

I havent used the vita or psp so I can't speak on it

[stone blade]

doom guy so op in doom 1 his speed is aproximate to about 80/90 mph

[umbral field]

Godamn, they still sell those at bargain bins?

[solar breach]

Its a game x change

They take trade ins

I go in like weekly to see if they get anything new

Had a model 1 genesis too

Been looking for a fat DS and an SP Model AGS-101

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2eVzDUfVgQBdmYMc7T6dBK?si=ec9c602c37944c0f ahh yess
Bajno Slam metal

[prisma venture]

it was peak for its timeline

[broken sand]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/748992989849845780/1492834181200478358/0241161675230_twittervideodownloader.biz_pIQ11pZhncKFCzB_.mp4?ex=69de172c&is=69dcc5ac&hm=9c2d8a4468a773951c969784d5571d756ffd4cd58ae17793a899cb7660fcf617&

[solar breach]

real

[stone blade]

most based meeting

https://youtu.be/tuYSeJA24qc?si=ninU3dZxLFoGs6YB

[stone blade]

it's not him

[river zealot]

it cant be him

becuase i am him

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-dziadyga-can-i-get-uhh-gif-18443317180470660474

[dusk raven]

woman tries to spike cortisol
high level sigma uses ignore move to keep cortisol in check

well played kind sir

[stone blade]

woman talk useless bullshit
man ignore

[fallow trellis]

id fuck her clankussy

[dusk raven]

can we leave raiden out of this

go dress as a retarded gacha character

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-thraggin-invincible-gif-gif-12423240024526844481

[slender rock]

You go dress like a villager from animal crossing then if you wanna bitch youyou

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/old-guy-on-plane-gif-2711627329977081615

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-bald-mark-mark-перестрелка-олега-gif-4614177389859033441

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[stark gull]

Fake news
They gonna start arguing who's more racist and it'll end up with blood bath

[tidal trellis]

Go away!!

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[dusk sentinel]

Nah bro, racism is for everyone ❤️

[gilded blade]

Flop, when's the last time you asked a women out

I just still don't believe you when you say you're not gae

[jade surge]

Close enough

[stone blade]

well

that is the guy

from the meme

fucking imbecile

[jade surge]

But you said it isn't him

[stone blade]

its not him from YOUR meme

the one YOU posted

[jade surge]

Thats what im saying

Close enough

Looks similar enough to get mistaken for the original

[stone blade]

i go bed

gotta finish forgive me father tomorrow

and start blood

gn

[jade surge]

Goon night

[tidal trellis]

Well wdym out

Hang out or what

[tidal trellis]

Oh and

[gilded blade]

On a date

[tidal trellis]

Never lol

I never ever been on a date

What gave you the idea I could possibly mentally process and be able to do that

Too scary, my brain it just doesn't

[gilded blade]

Man you don't help your own case at all... you gae ass mf

[tidal trellis]

Work it isn't built like that, I can be friends with everyone easier

That's it

look my brain isn't made for romance or dating, it's too scary, I can more easily be friends with people, my brain comprehends that the best

And most

[stone blade]

hey man

as long as you're happy

[tidal trellis]

Plus NO interpersonal drama and me likey no interpersonal drama

Exactly! Ivan gets it

[gilded blade]

You know, back in the day they used to call being happy being....

[tidal trellis]

Me and him on the same wavelength

[dusk meadow]

yeah, definitely gae

[stone blade]

rare thing

[tidal trellis]

I'm not!!

[stone blade]

but no improbable

[lusty hazel]

me neither yet i've had a girlfriend

[stone blade]

dating kind of isnt a thing in this day and age

[lusty hazel]

it most def is

[stone blade]

it happens but way way less

LET ME FINISH MAN

[lusty hazel]

me and my ex we just fell into eachothers laps basically and just agreed to be

[stone blade]

IM TALKIJG

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1442233333684637727/1493239017309868115/larp-plaqboymax.gif

[gilded blade]

I went on about one before we officially became a couple

[lusty hazel]

ur larping

[stone blade]

kys

[lusty hazel]

larping

feeling ur larp rn

[lusty hazel]

i just talked to mine from school and then invited her over to my place a couple times

on the first day she got a call from her social worker about her parents

not even 2 weeks into our relationship she was put in a psych ward for like a week

[tidal trellis]

Good for you

[gilded blade]

Damn man. What did you do to her

[lusty hazel]

she'd stream over discord the conditions, literally green room with a mirror on the ceiling

also in psych wards you don't just sit around and do nothing, they make you join group activities

such as drawing

[icy apex]

its a sweet thing

you should try dating sometime around

[lusty hazel]

many things

[gilded blade]

And chatting in brainfart

[lusty hazel]

true

i mean yea you got to keep your phone for the most of it

[dusk meadow]

psych wards are different depending on the ward and severity of the reason you're there

[lusty hazel]

well yes some are locked away and under supervision

the one she was in was like gen pop

[dusk meadow]

I know someone who was in for a month, he didn't have any phone or any contact with the outside world

[lusty hazel]

toaster bath risks

[tidal trellis]

My brain cannot comprehend

[lusty hazel]

the weirdest part about the whole experience was like at midnight when they'd have a member of staff come into the room and observe on the cuckstuhl. writing notes before leaving

[tidal trellis]

I know how to be a friend better than be a partner and or bf and no risk of interpersonal drama

[icy apex]

So what, there are plenty of girls that cannot comprehend it

you just need to hunt for the right game

[lusty hazel]

bf
you a twink, BOYS will make you into a gf

[tidal trellis]

You got any idea how long that'd take

Forever

[icy apex]

I thought the same

And look, in a 30k person city I found a dozen great people

[tidal trellis]

Plus gals probably have a better option

[dusk meadow]

yeah of course it'll take forever, you can't when you're dead

it'll be a lot quicker when you actually try

[icy apex]

Nahh

You have no idea how many girls seek someone just like you

[tidal trellis]

I doubt I am someones type

[icy apex]

Sometimes all a person looks for is someone cute with a good heart

[tidal trellis]

Look I am a nervous ball of ... nerves who gets easily frightened like quickly scatter type stuff who outside of studying likes playing games

That's about it

[icy apex]

Still doesnt disqualify you from being an interesting person

[visual stirrup]

who has the meme of the girls ignoring the muscular guy and hitting on the twink?

[icy apex]

You have hobbies, interests, you are probably smart, those in itself are good parts of a human

Just because you dont find yourself attractive doesnt mean someone out there doesnt

Maybe someone has been waiting most of their life to find someone like you

[dusk meadow]

do you know how many girls will actively try to seek out twinks to peg

[storm stream]

dont bother with this guy

genuinely

[tidal trellis]

Wait I count as interesting?

[icy apex]

Yes

Definitely

[tidal trellis]

Huh

More you know

[icy apex]

Come on

[tidal trellis]

even then there'd probably still be (1) issue still despite all that

[dusk meadow]

flop has embraced being an incel chud

[tidal trellis]

A what now

[icy apex]

I was close with a few girls that were grounded kinda like you, those people still have kindness behind their eyes

Some of the best people I met in my life honestly

[grizzled meadow]

Too bad he's from Pakistan

[tidal trellis]

Exactly

Falco gets it

[grizzled meadow]

Pakistan is in da bag

[icy apex]

Ehhh, I think there are pakistanis that are similar anyhow

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-man-gif-25512832

🍇

[lusty hazel]

for real though you'd have amazing luck in pakistan, i heard older men liked boys there

[icy apex]

I dont encourage long distance relationships but that exists too

[grizzled meadow]

He was gay? Soundtrackj?

[icy apex]

I knew a pakistani guy when I was 15 or so that tried to groom me

[dusk meadow]

was?

[grizzled meadow]

It's the quote

🧥 🤌

[lusty hazel]

nahhh... they wouldn't do that

[stark gull]

Glory to Pakistan!

[icy apex]

and believe me or not but he had roots in italy

I havent heard from him for years but I've read pretty interesting messages

[tidal trellis]

Eitherway besides all those issues, the last problem is I'd more than likely be far too affectionate? Idk of a person that it'd probably get really annoying late in so yeah another thumbs down

[stark gull]

Are you sure he wasn't Indian?

[grizzled meadow]

After all these years I'm still ignorant to what "groom" actually mean

[icy apex]

I'm hell of a fucking affectionate person, literally borderline obsessive

Some people like that

you just gotta know boundaries

[jade surge]

tun tun orban

[icy apex]

I got messages about my looks and how he loves me

[jade surge]

You were supposed to go to sleep

[ashen dome]

This sounds like the "my only weakness is that I care too much" bit from Michael Scott

[grizzled meadow]

...okay

How is that grooming, how does it work

[icy apex]

I was underage

[grizzled meadow]

Aaah okay

[tidal trellis]

I mean, it's true!! It'd get really annoying

So yeah

[icy apex]

and he knew it

[tidal trellis]

I love giving hugs to people I care about

[ashen dome]

Oof yeah that's a no go

[visual stirrup]

there's no reason it should be so warm this early in the year

this summer is gonnna be fucking miserable

[icy apex]

Shit will be awful, yeah

[visual stirrup]

RIP in pepperoni, my homies who live near the equator

[grizzled meadow]

You only miss the shots you don't take

[tidal trellis]

isn't it supposed to be ticking over to summer soon

[icy apex]

tbf same

[visual stirrup]

and other warm climates

[ashen dome]

I'm joking ofc. Hugging people is a good thing

If they want it

[icy apex]

nothing beats a good cuddle

literal peak of comfort

even better when you are 2 drunk cunts next to a lake

[sacred mountain]

Suicide watch?

[visual stirrup]

How should Brainfart mourn you after you die the great Italian heat wave of 2026?

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-happened-there-sopranos-carmine-brother-billy-gif-17568523

[jade surge]

Noooo

There will never be a Flop Jr

[lusty hazel]

packwatch

[jade surge]

The Flop dynasty is over

[visual stirrup]

pasta will boil in the pot with the fire turned off

[jade surge]

How will the Guh market recover from this

[icy apex]

never too late

[visual stirrup]

gazpacho will be served warm

[lusty hazel]

very early in our relationship, i fixed her

[icy apex]

I believe in that mofo

somebody will love him one day

[dusk meadow]

millions of years of evolution

[sacred mountain]

[jade surge]

Speak for yourself man

We had snow in Moscow like 3 days ago

Again, after the temps hit +18C 2 weeks ago

[icy apex]

we are supposed to have snow tomorrow

[icy apex]

im fucking tired

touristic season is over, we dont need the white shit anymore

[tidal trellis]

and there shouldn't be

[visual stirrup]

Russia is like the only country which stands to gain from global warming
their entire northern coast will become relevant

[tidal trellis]

this world isn't big enough for two of us

[icy apex]

you will die during labor then

[tidal trellis]

guh?

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[jade surge]

He said the thing

[tidal trellis]

WHY

[icy apex]

you ever watched game of thrones, flop?

[tidal trellis]

no

HA

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[icy apex]

this dwarf guy called tyrion lannister got his mom killed during delivering him

[jade surge]

celebrated too early

[ashen dome]

We're finally talking about mpreg

[icy apex]

your son will be a tyrion lannister

a dwarf with a big ass dick

[tidal trellis]

the who the what now

[dusk meadow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.gif

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/got-birthday-game-of-thrones-dancing-peter-dinklage-gif-17890228

[tidal trellis]

cute cat

[jade surge]

Russia wins once again

[stoic girder]

How does China benefit?

[visual stirrup]

their desert gets bigger and their water crisis gets worse

[stoic girder]

Taiwan goes underwater

Jk.

[visual stirrup]

is trump blocking iran's oil to china?

[stone blade]

shit sorrey

[tidal trellis]

anyway so yeah thats my ted-talk for why I haven't been in a date now how's everyone day going

good? bad?

meh?

[grizzled meadow]

Who pinged me

[ashen dome]

I think imma bout to have a bf, so pretty good for me

[grizzled meadow]

Pussy

Show yourself

[stone blade]

wasnt me

[visual stirrup]

having a bf is pretty fucking gae

[visual stirrup]

me

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165458243259220018/1236194197552238643/caption-17.gif

[visual stirrup]

@grizzled meadow
?

[grizzled meadow]

I honestly don't see it in my mentions

[ashen dome]

oh I didn't realize that thanks

[grizzled meadow]

Anyway, we had many of those, last summer was hell but it was manageable, I'm sure the next one will be the same but probably less hell, we had a lot of rain everywhere, including tornadoes and hurricanes

[visual stirrup]

oh sure, when I have sex with men, I'm gae
but women do it all the time and nobody calls them gae!

I'm so sick of these double standards!

[stone blade]

@visual stirrup @grizzled meadow

[fading portal]

saving this one in the gem folder

[grizzled meadow]

@icy apex

[stone blade]

@dusk raven @icy apex @grizzled meadow

BIG MAN DIS ONE FAYA

[stone blade]

do you talk like that irl?

or is it just jamaica

[dusk raven]

sometimes

it's funny

[drifting mantle]

@pale ingot

[drifting mantle]

https://fixupx.com/FrameIP02/status/2043202163694784831?s=20

IsaiasPereiro (@FrameIP02)

Quoting flitzy (@fflitzer)
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[jade surge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/benjammins-gem-alarm-FstbhqbLzlu0OITmS1

[lusty hazel]

true

[drifting mantle]

Bro even wears an anime shirt... Holy Shit this is cinema

[thick wadi]

negative texture quality

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/1007559.mp4

[golden stratus]

i thought i knew that name..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dresden_Files

[toxic sundial]

dude

I'm hungry

[austere shadow]

https://fixupx.com/grimble22988/status/2043438347205718437

Shank (@grimble22988)

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FixupX · Apr 12, 2026, 9:17 PM

[drifting mantle]

Hello hungry

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-you-crab-kills-you-gif-9951043006402904384

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-drag-help-me-screaming-scared-gif-22862413

[jade surge]

Weaponised autism

[restive juniper]

lol

[fossil swan]

@naive bison take notes

[golden stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjLl9NDCO08

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1493376886766698626/RDT_20260330_0957013144932944032359423.jpg?ex=69debf1b&is=69dd6d9b&hm=a2006e6f3c88d861adf9efb0ac59dabfcaca830dbe0efb6e3db79bb53ee8728f&
Grok nerfed isg nosorog, redline, hybrid armor

It's all mid now

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uPfHylISxWA

[frail scaffold]

i thought those were nuts

i just clicked it

[pale ingot]

[fading portal]

what does it even do

there's already a blockade there

[visual stirrup]

Iran has been able to export their own oil to china
is trump blocking that?

[fading portal]

I mean I guess?

that's a reasonable deduction

[visual stirrup]

trump escalating rather than taking the L

yet again

if china was able to get their way with the "trade war" , they probably have levers they can use to pressure trump here

[rocky geode]

they might just let him continue to take the L tho

never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

[visual stirrup]

they, like fucking everybody else, are dependent on cheap oil

[visual stirrup]

if china criticizes trump or applies pressure on the US, he might be able to get the "rally around the flag" effect to justify this conflict

and distract from the PDF files, of course

[fluid heron]

4 dollars a gallon for gas the gas station owner better come out and suck me off after i fill my tank at that point

[wooden harbor]

how does that work? china has nothing to do with reasons why u would invade iran

[solar breach]

yeah he was deranged asf and thought he was dresden

[golden stratus]

looked into it a little more and yeah, he seems he can't tell fantasy from reality, he did the same shit in 2015 apparently

[visual stirrup]

nothing to do with anything
but everybody has to pay for these mistakes

trump is slow mo walking into a blunder way dumber than the invasion of iraq, and it's costing america's credibility and reputation while making things difficult for everybody

[wooden harbor]

he's doing his best to destroy the empire

[visual stirrup]

which empire?

[wooden harbor]

the american empire

[visual stirrup]

fucking oracle of delphi shit

[wooden harbor]

idk if he's doing it intentionally or not but he's certainly doing it

[visual stirrup]

destroying america to own the libs

[wooden harbor]

u gotta destory the empire to save america imo so i'm not too upset lol

[visual stirrup]

lol

21st century dark ages incoming

[wooden harbor]

the 20th century was one helluva hard party and now comes the hangover

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/nocontextmemes/status/2043759150648217745

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

https://t.co/Ai2lBHrEY9

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 6:32 PM

[toxic sundial]

here's something embarrassing about myself please don't make fun of me

[toxic sundial]

I hate the spray tanned dumbass but this shit was the move hilariously enough

I mean the real move was to not engage in any of this bullshit anyways because none of this was happening two months ago but blockading a blockade is hilarious

[dusk meadow]

bro reposts the fucking meme I post and gets more reactions

[dusk meadow]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[toxic sundial]

dead fucken chat

anyways chicken skewers

on da charcoal grill

oh yeah babey

[dusk meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165458243259220018/1236194197552238643/caption-17.gif

[toxic sundial]

[fluid heron]

fucking crazy how broken glass tastes exactly like blood

[toxic sundial]

they should make alcohol that doesn't taste like the nearest person to me needs head

[visual stirrup]

if you throw up on my dick again, we can't be friends

hold you liquor or control your gag reflex, I don't care which

[dusk sentinel]

Whipped this one up real quick (all my homies hate the Antumbra Order)

[toxic sundial]

you don't know who I am

[visual stirrup]

no gag reflex?

like a real slut

[toxic sundial]

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/boi-spongebob-rage-gif-1079789998347984343

[vast wren]

alcohol doesnt make you do that

[gleaming grove]

@dusk raven mfw when TOC to Entry Team

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/berm-ron-ready-or-not-swat-explosion-gif-8532084739413819645

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-or-not-hop-on-los-suenos-los-suenos-needs-us-gumnetgear-gif-1706128796879367021

[gleaming grove]

Los Suenos?

More like

Los Sussy

[toxic sundial]

let's kill this fuckin guy

[spring quail]

He walks among us

[toxic sundial]

find the hardest to see red stop and press it 5 minutes before you clock out

[spring quail]

Casually dropping a package on the pull-stop is easier

Sometimes I do it if I need to shit and it’s busy because it takes 5+ minutes to restart the line

[toxic sundial]

radio rme for a stuck roller on the other side of the building

[spring quail]

We don’t even have to sabotage shit they do it to themselves

The building has one belt, and it’s a smaller facility so recently they’ve been overloading the fuck out of it to see what they can get away with in 8 hours

Two sorting lanes broke completely and some ops guy came and yelled at people like it was our fault their system can’t handle the load

[storm stream]

What does it do, then?

[vast wren]

it makes poeple drunk

it depends on the person to act on their impulses though

so it doesnt directly make poeple want to give head

I'd prefer if it did, all it does for me is it makes me feel my meds aren't working

[storm stream]

voices and such?

[vast wren]

no, being very tense, being uncomfortable at all times, expecting voices to speak out any second

[storm stream]

that's unfortunate... and strange

[vast wren]

what product is this

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/nO7z1xv.jpeg

[toxic sundial]

I want to buy another gun but I have to be financially responsible

[minor cypress]

Hipoint

[toxic sundial]

no like a good one

collector of sorts

[gleaming grove]

You should return to HQ

N O W

[quartz ridge]

beretta 92fs

that or a hk

[toxic sundial]

okay but

money

[minor cypress]

[gleaming grove]

HK VP9 is like

700 ish USD

[toxic sundial]

oh shit actually I don't have one of these

I don't really collect specific models but more operating systems and mechanical workings

[gleaming grove]

MAC

Can be shoddy

[toxic sundial]

and I don't have a 1911 of any kind

[gleaming grove]

They are Turkish knock off

[toxic sundial]

no 45 hammer fireds either

[minor cypress]

I don't know a damn thing about MAC or 1911 brands, but i know $300 discounts.

[gleaming grove]

MAC is Turkish Company that makes that 1911

1014 clone

And uh

I think a Spas12

[minor cypress]

All you had to say was turkish bro

[toxic sundial]

turkish

[gleaming grove]

No shit right here

They make some cool stuff

Like

[toxic sundial]

G3 but shotgun

[high wing]

i want it

[storm stream]

Is that the pistol-shaped throwable?

[gleaming grove]

That'd be ZIP 22

[storm stream]

That one's hardly pistol-shaped

[minor cypress]

The problem solva

[toxic sundial]

if ever I spawn in receiver 2 with a hipoint I immediately blow a hole through my leg to reset

[quartz ridge]

turkish shotguns are dog shit but their pistols and rifles are built to NATO standards

well some turkish shotguns are dog shit

their benneli clones arent so bad ive heard but take it with a grain of salt

better to just buy benneli and know your gun wont explode or smth

[umbral field]

Yeah that one isn't easy

Took me a few tries on my solo run

[fluid heron]

I forgot hanayama dead ass just folds people

[high wing]

must feel so much better afterwards tho

[fluid heron]

Also he's like fucking 15

[high wing]

isnt baki like 16 or some shit

the anime is so fucking weird

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hanayama-kaoruhanayama-gif-1832569379318663048

This what a 19 year old looks like in baki

https://tenor.com/view/baki-anime-fight-fighting-gif-14039012

Still probably the hardest character

In one fight gets bullets shoved into his mouth that basically blow his jaw off gets both his knees shot out and still wins

And the guy he fights is like fucking 90 years old and is a solid half foot taller than him

That's also a Florida man

[high wing]

baki feels like this is all the perspective of how a 5 year old explains why hes so strong

[fluid heron]

And punches holes into the statue of liberty

[high wing]

and that his dad is literally unkillable and can beat up your dad

[visual stirrup]

is helldivers 2 worth getting into right now, or is it fucking joever?

asking for a friend

[fluid heron]

It's fucking joever

[visual stirrup]

fuck

[fluid heron]

the devs do not play the game on higher difficultys and keep nerfing the only shit that makes it somewhat bearable and not buffing shit thats fucking useless

[visual stirrup]

is there any hope of it being barack?

[fluid heron]

nah

unless the devs do a complete 180

Which considering all the new shit is just outsourced and not balanced

The new cyborgs and all the annoying fucking terribly designed enemies were outsourced

They don't play their game and don't develop their game

It's fucking over

[visual stirrup]

reminds me of Space Marine 2

[fluid heron]

Thankfully we have darktide

Even if that had insane problems the devs at least fixed them

[visual stirrup]

there are some very confusing choices that suggest that not only do the devs not play the game, they don't think too hard

[fluid heron]

All the horrific rng has been just basically removed

Trying to get a god roll before the mastery update

Holy shit

That was aids

First you would need to roll perfect max stats on the weapon

Then you would roll your blessings and modifiers after that

And if they were shit start over by getting another God roll perfect stat weapon

No fucking clue what they were thinking when they launched the game

Killed most of the games momentum it was really fun at the start then when you wanted to start optimal build making for the highest difficulty there was no point

[stoic girder]

The game is only PvE, I don't get why they hate people having fun.

[fluid heron]

Because they are fucking retarded

They try and justify these fucking changes by saying it's lore accurate or realistic

while being in the single most unrealistic scenario

[stoic girder]

Who cares about realism, just let me play a pyro guy and meme around.

[fluid heron]

Dawg they made flamethrowers splash back because it's realistic

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/wings-of-redemption-wings-i-cant-take-this-no-more-gif-23668816

[fluid heron]

really all it did was push flamethrower to being a super unpopular pick

because the close range melter now melts you at close range

Actually fucking troglodyte game balancing

[stoic girder]

I think the play would have been buffing guns instead of nerfing anything, but what do I know about game development.

[fluid heron]

Yes

This is what I don't fucking understand just make everything strong

who the fuck is gonna be mad the AI can't fucking complain

Darktide has similar issues but most of your power comes from your build and some from the weapon so even if it's a shit weapon if you build around it it's good enough to do havoc 40

[solar breach]

so many elder scrolls memes today that arent just skyrim

its nice

[fluid heron]

Helldivers is not like that

there's no skill tree to compensate shit weapons and strategems they are just shit and you can't do anything to make them better

It's just fucking frustrating there's no build variety

Payday 2 is a prime example you can make even objectively terrible weapons good with enough build planning because most of your power is from your build

All the power in helldivers is from your weapons and when 90 percent of them fucking suck it feels awful

So no don't buy helldivers the game is fucking shit

[high wing]

metro reveal in 3 days

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[fluid heron]

They making another metro game?

[high wing]

yeeeee

https://www.deepsilver.com/games/metro2039

[fluid heron]

I fucking hated exodus so if it's anything like exodus I'm out

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-gif-4268195663049291933

[high wing]

exodus was good

what cha mean

[fluid heron]

I just did not like it

[high wing]

i mean thats fair

it kinda went open world

but as soon as you went back int othe metro

[fluid heron]

I never found It as engaging as the first 2

[thick wadi]

[high wing]

it hit so hard

[fluid heron]

I really tend not to enjoy linear story games but the first 2 metro games is an exception

they were just good fun in a good setting

[lusty hazel]

if it's well done then it's fine

[fluid heron]

my friend tried to get me to play the gears of war games and I had to stop like 4 hours into the first one

[stoic girder]

Let's be real, it's probably going to be dogshit.

We can't have nice things.

[fluid heron]

it probably is

unfortunately I've come to not expect anything from a sequel to a good game because it's all a big letdown

We aren't gonna talk about stalker 2

fuck that game

Payday 3? Fucking ass

[solar breach]

i almost rant every time i see it mentioned

[fluid heron]

Wouldn't be surprised if gta 6 sucks

[thick wadi]

i uh. enjoyed it. for what it was

[lusty hazel]

DEI game

[thick wadi]

the story was enjoyable

[fluid heron]

Actually fucking horrific game

[thick wadi]

thats about where the good things i have to say end

[fluid heron]

Dude day 1 sucked even more shit

having to repair your weapon if you shot a single mag

[solar breach]

i didnt like the story

i hated all the endings im ngl

[fluid heron]

the story fucking sucks

[solar breach]

zone was also too pretty

too saturated

compared to the original games

didnt feel like I was home yknow

[fluid heron]

It looked like every unreal engine game shit pissed me off

[stoic girder]

Everyone was too happy.

[digital shard]

• Stalker game

• story

[solar breach]

too clean

[high wing]

no one even remembers the story for the original stalker games

[solar breach]

what

[thick wadi]

yeah luckily for me the game softlocked right before the like, ending stretch

[digital shard]

But it's PEAK you just don't get it you stupid wokie

[fluid heron]

But you remember the jank ass yet solid gameplay in your loins also I do remember the story

[thick wadi]

[high wing]

reee

[solar breach]

shocker

[thick wadi]

i stopped playing at that point

[fluid heron]

Dude day 1 release I soft locked myself 4 times

[solar breach]

i had so much jank happen, fights were a slog in the endgame, artefacts get trapped under terrain and dont despawn

[fluid heron]

actual pile of ass

[high wing]

before the major patches i beat it like 3 times

[digital shard]

The og game is perfect dude there's nothing wrong with it. Ignore the bugs

[solar breach]

enemy patrols in endgame literally just like 6 exoskeletons that spawn in front of you

[fluid heron]

Don't even mention mutants I'm gonna start losing it

[solar breach]

how did they fuck up mutants THAT BAD

i avoided as many mutant fights as possible

[fluid heron]

I've had this rant too many times

[solar breach]

Ungodly

[fluid heron]

Shit makes my fucking blood boil every time

[digital shard]

Stalker 2 is just like og, a shitty bug filled game

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dun-gif-22194842

[digital shard]

And there are people who love and hate both

Truly w woethy sequel

[solar breach]

except it dosent feel like the originals did at all

i wont ever consider it not terrible.

[digital shard]

Game released after over 15 years is different?????

I am shocked truly

[stoic girder]

UEslop

[digital shard]

Sloppy u

[solar breach]

also I don't know this person, clearly an off topicer plant

[fluid heron]

Game released over 15 years is somehow worse in every way than a game that released 15 years prior

[solar breach]

mods chemically castrate him

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[digital shard]

Yeah like the ai and the uhhhh, uhhhhh

It's not like og has peak ai lmao

[fluid heron]

Let's not talk about the "remasters"

Fuck it just run all the textures through an ai and remove anything remotely Russian

And then put taa over all of it

[digital shard]

The biggest con i have with stalker 2 is alife

[fluid heron]

I fucking despise taa actual dogshit anti aliasing

[digital shard]

I LOVE AI UPSCALING I LOVE DESTROYING ARTISTS WORK

[fluid heron]

What if instead of making corners less jagged because of aliasing we should instead just make everything blurry as shit so you cant see any aliasing

[digital shard]

DLSS 5? AWESOME SHIP IT OUT

[digital shard]

PLEASE INVEST IN OPEN AI OR 6070 WILL COST A CAR

[fluid heron]

I consider cyberpunks shit ass release better than stalker 2s release

[digital shard]

YOU'RE ALL WRONG ABOUT DLSS 5 IT'S NOT AI SLOP IT'S FILTERED AI CONTENT

[digital shard]

Unplayable vs buggy game

[fluid heron]

And surprisingly the unplayable game was more enjoyable

[digital shard]

Bias is strong with this one

[stoic girder]

Uh, that reflection doesn't make any sense.

[high wing]

https://x.com/Photoshop_Gy/status/2043852704292675929

The Photoshop Guy (@Photoshop_Gy)

@wulfeart Careful, they Invincible

X · Apr 14, 2026, 12:43 AM

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-variant-tracksuit-mark-invincible-edit-invincible-gif-16907687914240760559

[stoic girder]

I thought the POV from an Elite.

[solar breach]

ODSTs are so cool

[naive bison]

[frail kettle]

I mean there are a lot of questionable decisions, but it does arguably the most important thing to an fps better

The gunplay

Gunplay in the originals was utter dogshit

[fluid heron]

Yeah and fallout 4s gunplay is the best in series is it better than new Vegas? Fuck no

the gunplay unfortunately does not make up for the rest of the game

[frail kettle]

Not really a great comparison. Fallout 4 was a monumental downgrade in story as well, and fallout is an rpg. Stalker 2s story was pretty poorly written at times but still solid imo

and yes I do think some of the mechanics are crap

not saying its a masterpiece

[fluid heron]

stalker 2 just leaves a bad taste in my mouth

[minor cypress]

I'm still upset PD3 flopped

[fluid heron]

hyped as shit the trilogy is solid and it just doesn't even come close

[fluid heron]

Starbreeze is so fucking pathethic they have a subscription for payday 2 now for the dlc because they lost so much with how shit 3 was

[minor cypress]

The formula was there, and they pissed it all away. Years of watching PD2 do well, and zero attention paid to it.

[frail kettle]

my main gripe with the game is the performance tbh. its gotten a few "optimization updates" since launch but is still requires a pretty chunky pc to run ""well""" (and look decent at the same time)

also the lumen and TAA implementation were shit

[fluid heron]

Making gripe I have with mh wilds it runs like ass and looks like shit

There's really no upside

[dusk raven]

my issue with the visuals of it is that they hold off the best season until ass

after you kill the doshaguma it looks actually good

[fluid heron]

If not still washed out

I don't know how they manage

[naive bison]

i love watching LTG call people "mashers" as he uses the exact same move like 3 times in a row

[fluid heron]

they could add a contrast and saturation slider into settings and it wouldnt be shit on as much

Not even gonna talk about how editing your character with mods on launch could potentially get you banned

[dusk raven]

the fix is making the seasosn dynamic
but then the story doesn't make sense since it's tied to the changing seasons

[fluid heron]

Because it was a paid feature for no fucking reason

[frail kettle]

Fun fact stalker 2 runs like shit without even utilizing the higher settings for lumen. I tried a mod that changed the settings to improve lumen and it absolutely murders performance

[minor cypress]

Has stalker 2 cooked at all? I rage uninstalled after dealing with 900 flashbangs and 3 fps drops dhring a bossfight

[dusk raven]

capcom have been doing retarded shit like this for a while

since dmc5 iirc

at least that's the first one i remember

[fluid heron]

Also not gonna talk about how on launch the game would check for dlc EVERY FRAME

[minor cypress]

Whatever the teleporting mind controlled assholes name was

[fluid heron]

And made the game run like complete shit

Even if you had the dlc

[frail kettle]

It's worth a try again, imo. I've heard theres been some AI changes but last time I finished the game it was like a year ago or more

[dusk raven]

"dlcs" for world btw

[fluid heron]

And it didn't check every frame

[frail kettle]

Faust if I remember correctly

Pretty fun boss fight if he's not tweaking

[fluid heron]

and they are all cosmetic or items you could get in like 10 minutes

[frail kettle]

Are we deadass

[dusk raven]

bro i remember fighting him at launch

[fluid heron]

Same thing for wilds but for some reason they decided to have a fucking iron grip on it

[minor cypress]

Does it still have magical spawns where if you go in a building, turn around, enemies spawn out of thin air?

[fluid heron]

Dead fucking serious

[naive bison]

i thought the game would run much better with all dlc

[dusk raven]

unironic power point boss fight at 15 fps

[naive bison]

cause it would stop checking

[fluid heron]

It woudlnt

[minor cypress]

Plus everything being a bullet sponge

[fluid heron]

It's why wilds was an overwhelmingly negative because even with a nasa PC it would run like fucking garbage

[dusk raven]

when i played fps was ok but still use more work
however the game still crashes a lot

[frail kettle]

Don't know tbh. Last I checked was 1.5.2 and it was still happening, though that was summer of last year

[dusk raven]

and you have to restart the hunt all over

[frail kettle]

What was he like at launch? Didn't play then

[dusk raven]

i played a bit again last year and that is mostly gone
it can happen if you really look for it but in a much bigger radius

[dusk raven]

15 fps

[frail kettle]

Ah

[dusk raven]

it was the worst part of the game fps wise

but i did like faust

[frail kettle]

Yeah pretty compelling character wise

How did you feel about the korshunov fight

[dusk raven]

didn't get there yet

i originally stopped after meeting strelok

[frail kettle]

Oh mb, was that spoilers then?

[dusk raven]

nah i knew

and it was obv

[frail kettle]

Lowk yeah

[fluid heron]

This was dead ass a problem for WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

If you are missing a single dlc that's a 20 fps drop

[dusk raven]

i do like korshunov

no bullshit mfer

[dusk raven]

I LOVE DRM

[fluid heron]

Now it only check on game launch

really fucking stupid they somehow didn't realize how much of a fucking problem it is on launch

[frail kettle]

Worst part of Denuvo is that you have to use hypervisor to bypass it. Aint doing that shit

[dusk raven]

you have to wonder
they have to be making insane bank from micros to go all this way

[dusk raven]

plug and play soonish matey

[minor cypress]

Maybe i'll give it another go. I just remember performance and lighting being shit. Game felt soulless.

[dusk raven]

personally waiting until dlc drops

[fluid heron]

dlc better be as good as iceborne

[dusk raven]

my guess is they want to mostly fix the base game before releasing dlc

im talking about s2

but for wilds yeah

[minor cypress]

Seemed like the game fell apart right after SIRCA

[dusk raven]

hot take
i didn't like iceborne allat much

[fluid heron]

The game has such fucking aggressive modding checks you can't even mod in charms go grind you fucking tard

[dusk raven]

at least the new shit it brought
monsters were obv the best part and that what mostly matters

[fluid heron]

Go spend 200 hours grinding to get an extra attack 1 on your build

[frail kettle]

Still kinda dislike the fact you couldn't save noontide in any capacity no matter what you did

Feels like a bit of a fuck you to striders whole character

[dusk raven]

my biggest complaint is they took the worst part of world and rise and mixed them
world had random decos
and rise had rng charms

like at least make decos craftable like rise

[fluid heron]

And even in rise it was already a bit too much

Charm mods were number 1

[dusk raven]

yeah

[fluid heron]

A lot of weapons are way less unique with the new moves

[minor cypress]

I still miss the white pina colada sobe so much

[fluid heron]

There is no point in doing zero sum discharge with swaxe

[dusk raven]

shit take

that's the best part of wilds imo

lots of weapons feel good to use

[pseudo robin]

Fps dlc is devious

[fluid heron]

That mostly comes from an optimal play sort of viewpoint

[dusk raven]

yeah

this is why i no longer look builds up

[fluid heron]

I could use the move that takes longer has more endlsg and does less damage

[dusk raven]

you see that you play unoptimal and feel like shit

[fluid heron]

or use the new move thats just better in every way

[dusk raven]

zsd is safer tho

[pseudo robin]

Stalker 2 was so cheeks

[fluid heron]

Compared to uncharged unbridled slash if you go oh fuck and uncharged unbridled is way faster and you can go into your offset faster

Or just dodge

[pseudo robin]

Feels like it was only playtested up to sirca

[dusk raven]

i do the full one cause it looks cool

[fluid heron]

Its cool and optimal

And lance once again is still boring as fuck

[dusk raven]

tbh even in world i didn't use zsd much
it was kinda boring

idk this is the only game where lance felt good to me

[fluid heron]

and hunting horn is a top 3 weapon

which I love

[dusk raven]

focus mode and the finisher moves make it much smoother

[stoic girder]

Time to do the most horrendous crimes and walk within 100 feet from the White House, I guess.

[dusk raven]

don't have to hop around like a retard to reset

[fluid heron]

I'm not gonna talk about palicoes they make the game so fucking easy and have no personality or customization

On release you never had to heal

[frail kettle]

Anybody here played crimson desert yet? Is it any good?

[dusk raven]

yea palicos are overtuned

and making them talk was so retarded

[pseudo robin]

Not really iirc

Its been what like 2 years and no dlcs or anything

[fluid heron]

They had to add a setting that reduces how much noise your palicoe makes

And the fuck ass seikrets fuck those things

[dusk raven]

nah they are working on the game

[minor cypress]

Good, i will keep waiting then

[fluid heron]

they just couldnt add palimutes back

[frail kettle]

Game should have got 2 years extra development time lowk

[fluid heron]

actually fun form of travel

[pseudo robin]

Yeah it should of shit was beyond disappointing

[dusk raven]

this was the most annoying shit from the beta

[pseudo robin]

I saw the new Metro game got announced

Metro 2039 or some shit

[dusk raven]

they feel like complete ass

[pseudo robin]

Looks kino

[fluid heron]

They still fucking suck

[dusk raven]

ik

[fluid heron]

I've posted in here a few times just ranting about them

[dusk raven]

i meant that i hated them since the beta

making them autopilot was complete overkill

[fluid heron]

And their autopilot FUCKING SUCKS

[dusk raven]

you have to fuck around 3 pages of settings and shit to turn it off

[fluid heron]

I HATE IT SO MUCH GIVE ME FUCKING CONTROL

LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE AT THE PERFECT ORIENTATION AND POSITION TO GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE OF THEIR SHIT ASS PATHING AND IT STILL DOESNT WORK

https://tenor.com/view/angry-coach-buzzcut-gif-8246850653753537154

[dusk raven]

it's also so funny seeing people genuinely say that world was harder than wilds

[fluid heron]

AND THE UNINTUITIVE ASS CONTROLS

WHY THE FUCK IS Z AND Z HOLD TO SLOW DOWN AND STOP

[dusk raven]

and they bring up shit from iceborne to compare

[fluid heron]

AND WILDS WHOLE FUCKING KEYBIND SYSTEM YOU CANT UNBIND ANYTHING

[dusk raven]

on keyboard ?

[fluid heron]

YES EVEN USELESS DOGSHIT

LIKE Y AND B INPUTS

NAH YOU CANT JUST USE MOUSE 1 AND 2 AT THE SAME TIME YOU HAVE TO HAVE THEM BINDED AT ALL TIMES

ITS FUCKING DUMB

[dusk raven]

can't even change it in some text file ?

[fluid heron]

NOPE

YOU HAVE TO MOD THE FUCKING GAME

[dusk raven]

that's so retarded

[fluid heron]

gonna burst a fucking blood vessel

Fuck it have 3 separate keys to call your sekret

whatever dev made the controls I hope they get a fucking blood eagle execution

[fluid heron]

TAB Q AND V ALL CALL YOUR FUCKIKG SEIKRET

AND NONE OF THESE CAN BE UNBINDED YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE THE KEY

WHAT FUCKING RETARD DESIGNED THIS SHIT

AND YOUR FUCKING ITEM BAR AUTOMATICALLY USES ITEMS SO ITS FUCKING USELESS

IF YOU WANT TO HOVER OVER SOMETHING TO USE NOT RIGHT NOW GUESS WHAT FUCKO YOU ARE USING IT NOW

OR WHEN YOU USE THE F1 MENUS TO USE AN ITEMS AND IT JUST DOESNT

Play with a controller its somehow better and 10 times fucking worse than world

[spring quail]

About world

Low rank anjanath was a wall for people?

[fluid heron]

He was pretty difficult but fun

In wilds they just make you do double hunts as walls

[spring quail]

He seems way bigger in world than rise

He’s such a pushover in rise

[fluid heron]

in wilds don't even try to hit his fucking tail

[spring quail]

My swaxe will sever all

[fluid heron]

I've used swaxe against him when he stands you literally can't hit his tail

[spring quail]

I need to fucking get to g rank in world and rise

[fluid heron]

Gs can't even hit the fucking tail

[spring quail]

There’s so much game in these games

[fluid heron]

With its entirely vertical attacks

[spring quail]

Knock him over and smash?

[fluid heron]

Not down long enough to do your main combo on his tail when you spend the entire fight hitting the head

[spring quail]

Wild swing go brrr

I have touched wilds yet I don’t know how much I’m talking out of my ass

But that would be my strategy

[fluid heron]

You press y in axe for

Form

Never a reason to press b

In world it was more nuanced and sometimes better to press b

Here nah

[spring quail]

I do y + b to b and back and forth until I get a knock in world

Then I wild swing to y and switch

[fluid heron]

You press y till you get spiral slash then go into sword modd

[spring quail]

Is that a new move

[fluid heron]

you get an automatic double slash

No it's just swaxe mode switch but on switch you get 2 slashed that build meter

The you press b and y and b

To do full release slash

hunting horn is sick but it's also repetitive

[spring quail]

I have yet to touch that thing

In any game

[fluid heron]

in wilds

It's a top 3 weapon

And sns is top 2

Sword and shield is genuinely fucking busted

[spring quail]

I love Sofie in soulcalibur so I must sns

[fluid heron]

You have perfect blocks on demand and the shield slide that has iframes for about 90 percent of it

So you almost never get hit

Also perfect rush sucks so even less depth to sns

An already simple weapon

[spring quail]

I wanna figure out how to charge blade correctly

[fluid heron]

it's easy

[spring quail]

I feel like rise made it easy

[fluid heron]

It's just learning buttons

same thing for gunlance

You are just learning buttons

[spring quail]

I like gunlance

Especially in rise you can just

https://tenor.com/view/mha-bnha-my-hero-academia-my-hero-boku-no-hero-academia-gif-9753832257697878946

[fluid heron]

Hbg is one of the worst weapons and light bow gun kicks its ass

and lance is still bottom tier

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-T2FsChv8H0?si=UoAV1trkckC1_G38

[fluid heron]

I'm talking about speed run stats btw

hbg either is upper echelon or fucking at the bottom

and lbg in all those speed runs is just better

[spring quail]

I got my hr Anja in rise down to like 10 minutes

With swaxe

[fluid heron]

dude lbg on release was fucking crazy

3 minute tempered arkveld

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-gun-gif-18791242

[fluid heron]

hbg is so fucking niche now

y'know wyvern heart the machine gun mode?

lbg just has that constantly

And twice the mobility

[spring quail]

What even is the flagship in wilds

[high wing]

arkveld

[spring quail]

I own wilds, I don’t know anything about it besides I want to eat Alma’s ass

God said play world first

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/guardian-arkveld-mh-wilds-monster-hunter-wilds-monster-hunter-gif-9897137647154987808

[spring quail]

Faraam armor if it was a flying wyvern

[dusk raven]

wait what

it gave iframes ?

[fluid heron]

Yes

[dusk raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288579194732675143/1288584427722510458/em.gif

[spring quail]

I think glavenus and valstrax are my two favorite monsties

[fluid heron]

and it bypasses unblockables

Supernovas and shit like that nah

[dusk raven]

for me it's glavenus and brachy

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/palico-food-monster-hunter-world-gif-19939229

https://tenor.com/view/you-cooked-cooked-cookin-cooking-cook-gif-14277058821570219383

[spring quail]

Ultra Chad kitchen squad

[dusk raven]

the fucking shrimp sticks make me legit hungry

[spring quail]

Rise made me sad with the food

[dusk raven]

nah it was fitting

[spring quail]

I want gigantic meat platters

Yeah, but still

[dusk raven]

yea i get it

[spring quail]

The animation is cute

[dusk raven]

but i don't mind it

[naive bison]

all it takes is a bottle of shampoo and shower gel

SAAAAAAAR DO NOT SCRUB AND RINSE

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[dusk raven]

type mfer to get shot by jim john with a 1911 in a resident evil game

[stoic girder]

They dissolve like the Wicked Witch of the East.