🎪bruh-fart

[jade surge]

xalrider went to bed 10 minutes ago btw

[naive bison]

2025 btw

[sharp loom]

https://x.com/i/status/2043462163843752319

Warhammer 40K (@WH40kbestof)

X · Apr 12, 2026, 10:52 PM

[naive bison]

its 4:30 am, i drank a double espresso and like a liter of cola

i have about 300mg of caffeine in me

[drifting mantle]

Classic Xal quote

[visual stirrup]

somebody else (better/worse) would have taken advantage of the kairos
not like hitler was responsible for the previous 20 years of german history or the political environment in germany

[naive bison]

i am just simply not tired enough

[hot solstice]

so called "Emperor's Children" when a primaris marine shows up

[wooden harbor]

dawg wat the hell are you trying to do lol

[naive bison]

i also still stand by my condemnation of Kanye West and his support of Hitler

[jade surge]

another xal lie, said he's going to sleep but he played us all like a fiddle

look at this guy

how could he do such a thing

[hot solstice]

easily?

[naive bison]

nothing i just had guests over and socializing while celebrating easter

[wooden harbor]

ahh that makes sense..

[visual stirrup]

@drifting mantle
but that isn't really relevant for your question
"what would have become of him"

[drifting mantle]

Oh for sure, Germany flipping the fuck out after WW1 was bound to happen no matter what.

[jade surge]

clinical death speedrun any%

[naive bison]

yeah i had a delicious espresso machine coffee with melted milk chocolate in it

i melt chocolate by filling a metal jar with hot water from the tap and throwing the choco bar in, packaging still intact ofc

[quartz ridge]

most of the blame should be put on how awful the treat of versailles was and how it basically ruined any chance for the country to recover but like people dont want to put blame on the big 3 (America, France and the U.K.)

[visual stirrup]

bro wonders why he's such a miserable angry bastard

[naive bison]

im not angry

[drifting mantle]

Aye, but it is a question no one can answer

[naive bison]

i am very luic

[visual stirrup]

lol

[hot solstice]

i was about to say gross but i remembered you're not american so your milk chocolate doesn't taste like actual vomit

[wooden harbor]

sounds delicious

[naive bison]

lucid

[quartz ridge]

America's food is lije slop now

filled to the brim with billions of chemicals and whatnot

[hot solstice]

yessir

[quartz ridge]

eat kosher or halal its the least fucked with food

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930831646909927454/1013452402059391028/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[drifting mantle]

Exacly, which is why they didn't do that shit after WW2.
They learned from the mistake

[naive bison]

isnt that the prison strat

[wooden harbor]

if you obsessively read the ingredient labels on everything you can avoid the worst of it, but i end up feeling like a weirdo about it lol

[toxic sundial]

the other day I said I got halal chicken and got a lecture here about how actually that's fucked up because they kill the animal to make food

so maybe brainfart is just retarded idk

[quartz ridge]

different way of slaughtering

thats about it

[naive bison]

@quartz ridge

[quartz ridge]

yeah in cali it sucks so much dick

more expensive because the food corpos raised min wage to 22 per hour

like competitve wages

[drifting mantle]

Water is wet, fire is hot

[quartz ridge]

went from like 7 - 8$ per hour then exploded in covid to $22

[visual stirrup]

this is bullshit
we need to fuck with the religious people so that they're miserable

[toxic sundial]

[wooden harbor]

wuuut things gotta die for other things to eat? no way man that's like just the man trying to control yoouuu

[naive bison]

i thought they went to 15 first

for years

[pale ingot]

@arctic pawn

[quartz ridge]

thats around the current min wage but fast food corpos who could afford it would pay $22 per hour in covid

[naive bison]

do increased wages even fucking do anything? if you earn more, your employer must spend more, means everything is more expensive, means you have mostly the same amount of money in your pocket (same purchasing power at least)

[visual stirrup]

the first time shit like this seriously annoyed me was beards in the army

I don't know why I had to be clean shaven every day for a professional appearance when sikhs, muslims, and pagans were allowed to have beards

[quartz ridge]

only the fast food resturants did this

[stoic girder]

I read about the Weimar Republic

[naive bison]

also increase in min wage = small businesses are harder to run so big corpo slop rapes everything now

[wooden harbor]

this is a good question, and one to which i still haven't figured out an answer

[visual stirrup]

the shaving cuts on my face don't lend to a professional appearance!

[quartz ridge]

they could afford it and nobody else could so then small shops went out of buisness aswell as people being like "why would i work at a grocery store for X when i can earn $22 per hour at mcdonalds along with a $500 sign up bonus"

[arctic pawn]

[quartz ridge]

like during and after covid

[toxic sundial]

beards are gross just shave idk man

it's a hygiene thing probably

[naive bison]

sign up bonus like its the fucking marines

[quartz ridge]

RIGHT???

like bro you're working in a mcdonalds

[hot solstice]

when i worked at chipotle they had 200 bonuses for "recruiting"

[naive bison]

LOCK IN YOUR WENDY'S CONTRACT FOR 5 YEARS AND GET A FREE DAILY BACONATOR FOR LIFE

[visual stirrup]

doesn't make religious beards any less gross or more hygienic

[stoic girder]

Then you see a bunch spec ops guys with full beards and they look cool as fuck.

[wooden harbor]

i think they look good if kept trim, but at the same time i get a lot of acne when i grow my beard out so i dont like to do it lol

[jade surge]

nice deal, im in

[visual stirrup]

no they do not

[naive bison]

wopper is burger king

[toxic sundial]

well they are probably more clean than you

holy n all that

[quartz ridge]

50/50

[naive bison]

bro we literally have this in russia but for the military

you get someone to sign up you get 100k roubles

[jade surge]

heeyyyyy xal

[toxic sundial]

sign up for ice get 60k

[hot solstice]

fast food is equivelent to military service in the states

[jade surge]

темка есть брат

[toxic sundial]

keep getting those ads

apparently they aren't paying that though it's a scam

[naive bison]

bro if you hear the mcdonalds beeps its actually like the army gas chamber where they teargas you

[wooden harbor]

fast food is how we stay outta the military. unfit for service baybee!!

[naive bison]

mcdonalds beeps are actually an MK ultra programming code

[toxic sundial]

start smoking fent

[jade surge]

Its like that verywhere

[naive bison]

a sequence of beeps that say the fries are burning and nuggets are done in 10 minutes will activate a kill command

[quartz ridge]

if you tattoo a swastika on your chest you are unfit for service btw

[jade surge]

Working fast food is literal misery

[wooden harbor]

unfit for literally anything at hat point lol

[jade surge]

I don't understand people who willingly work in fast food

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-sigh-phew-gif-5752975

[toxic sundial]

any service job

[quartz ridge]

or any other hate symbols

[drifting mantle]

Play that clip of the ICE agent, who said "I would do it for free!" to some demonstrant

[toxic sundial]

wait until they open up the chem corps

[hot solstice]

i have some genuinely awful stories about working at chipotle including, but not limited to: drive-bys, gang loitering, drunk crowds shouting and screaming by the dozens

[toxic sundial]

Warhammer style

[naive bison]

where the fuck do you live, i wanna google the demographics by race rq

[wooden harbor]

i think it's mostly due to not being presented better options in a way that makes them believe they can do it

[quartz ridge]

MLK blvd

[stoic girder]

They will throw those restrictions out at the first sign of trouble.

[jade surge]

drive bys? Like for who, Chipotle employees? Who were they driving by at Chipotle?

[hot solstice]

https://giphy.com/gifs/benjammins-gem-alarm-FstbhqbLzlu0OITmS1

[naive bison]

they would have blond blue eyed women doing the recruiting

[hot solstice]

the gangs

[jade surge]

Chipotle lore goes crazy

[stoic girder]

Once you start seeing white guys in the ads

[hot solstice]

and also employees who were affiliated with gangs

[naive bison]

so whats the city and state

go on

[hot solstice]

No :3

[naive bison]

you can dm it to me

i am genuinely curious

[jade surge]

I guess there are good sides to living in russia

[hot solstice]

double No :3

[fossil swan]

bruh probably flint michigan

or some shit

[naive bison]

ok buddy

[quartz ridge]

which coast thats it

west or east

calling it east coast

[visual stirrup]

Special forces guys are the biggest concentration of fucking chodes in garrison

They never show any respect to the normal grunts. Fresh graduates won't take any advice from veteran infantrymen.

When I was in Europe, the special forces guys kicked all the infantrymen out of the MWR so that they could have it to themselves to watch a football game. (the present leadership among the infantrymen acquiesced to avoid a conflict) They got drunk and trashed it, and then blamed the mess on the infantry.

[naive bison]

listen man, you can google the city yourself, i am betting at least

mmmmmm

[hot solstice]

ohio, i will say no more

[naive bison]

55% black pop

[fossil swan]

straight 99% black pop

[jade surge]

Zesty, do not give in to these doxxing attempts

They will find you

[hot solstice]

they genuinely won't :3

[fossil swan]

xals banned from.entering the US

[visual stirrup]

A year of special forces training
you should still listen to the guys with a decade of infantry experience

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ohio-respect-foxy-gif-17451501218491172722

[fossil swan]

hes a threat to all fastfood chains

[naive bison]

would you say it if i name the city? if so, how many guesses do i have

[quartz ridge]

i mean which sof group were they?

[stoic girder]

Don't taunt them.

[hot solstice]

no, fuck off with that

[quartz ridge]

for Americans ive only heard good things about rangers and delta

[wooden harbor]

but he is also yahu's strongest soldier so he gets a special pass

[quartz ridge]

calm down big man

[jade surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1493042971694596266/xalpie.gif

[hot solstice]

there was actually a ranger who would come in and he was super chill

[naive bison]

bro i dont care where he lives

as in specifically him

[fossil swan]

ohio is enough to know

[naive bison]

i wanna know where fucking chipotle gang shootouts occur

[fossil swan]

just hit every city

[naive bison]

its prolly like cleveland or cincinatti or columbus

[jade surge]

Yo can you tell me the street you live at? I wanna check its demographics, nothing else

[hot solstice]

literally all three of the big C cities in ohio are fucked

[naive bison]

wanna know what trait they share

ok thats ACTUALLY enough

[fossil swan]

50% black pop?

[naive bison]

keep your secrets

im going to bed

[wooden harbor]

dang if they are hittin up chipotle they must be making more money than most

[hot solstice]

real, mask-off racism

[drifting mantle]

Maxmustermann Allee 23
24938 Musterhausen

[naive bison]

no, they are all in ohio

[fossil swan]

close enough

[jade surge]

Competitive racism

[naive bison]

you talk about gang shootouts
name a white gang

name 5 white crips

[pale ingot]

@hot solstice putting you in this contraption

[fossil swan]

wtf is ham doing here

[hot solstice]

ah, vacation at last

[fresh rose]

Name top 5 competitive racists

[naive bison]

why arent YOU in bed

[pale ingot]

this is brainfart fuck you mean

[fossil swan]

i havr stomach pain

i cant sleep

[fossil swan]

its 4 am

[pale ingot]

3 am

[fossil swan]

pula

[fresh rose]

Stroking session in brainfart at 3 am

[naive bison]

Jesse Lee Peterson
Uncle Rukus
Nick Fuentes
LowTierGod
Asmongold

[fresh rose]

Be there or be square

[jade surge]

forgot about Xalrider at #1

[naive bison]

i'm the dark horse pick

i might win it all this season

[hot solstice]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brazil-brazil-numero-uno

[naive bison]

CAMPEO DE MUUUNDOOOO

[jade surge]

Estonia takes the W once again

[naive bison]

I love how braziliand say the word Brazil

"BRRAAAZIU"

[naive bison]

L addicts

Rolled

L dance fortnite

Proud to say I dont smoke, drink or do drugs

All that shit is for fucking losers

[hot solstice]

go to bed

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

hes right you know

[wooden harbor]

(meanwhile bro is absolutely tweaking on caffeine

[jade surge]

He will after 5 more "ok going to be now"

[jade surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1493025361842405426/truthnuke.gif

[visual stirrup]

I don't remember. And they weren't at all related or attached to my unit stateside, so I can't look it up.

[naive bison]

I wouldn't say im addicted, I just drank things that taste nice that also contain it

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428684505927385098/1492750560640634911/RDT_20260412_0657324673341079469783221.gif

[naive bison]

Like I drank a coffee at around 7 or 8 pm

Just for the taste alone

[visual stirrup]

god, imagine if xal's noooticing powers weren't so narrow

[naive bison]

Not cause I needed it or was sleepy

[jade surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1493033683630821447/coalalert.gif

[visual stirrup]

the only reason he isn't the biggest antisemite in the channel can be found in his family tree

[wooden harbor]

please spare me the bullshit lol

[naive bison]

I am capable of searching the early life history

[wooden harbor]

you did a bunch of a drug named caffeine to get hyped up for company. yeah it's a relatively harmless one but u use substances to alter ur mental state too

[naive bison]

That's actually true I have a single non practicing jew in my family tree, which is my dads grandfather

[hot solstice]

"social drinking" (caffeine)

[naive bison]

Bro I didnt take it for a purpose or desire of caffeine

I wanted to taste coffee

And also cola

[jade surge]

"Was in Europe"? Aren't you still in Europe? Thought you're in russia

[visual stirrup]

born and raised by russian parents in america

[quartz ridge]

ahhhh that makes sense

[hot solstice]

xal you should go to mongolia

[visual stirrup]

far away from an internet connection, preferably

[naive bison]

I don't even know where it is geographically speaking

[hot solstice]

holy shit

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-jesse-breaking-bad-wire-gif-2990102113339743712

[jade surge]

Should learn throat singing

https://tenor.com/view/pushsupreme-mongoliamode-mongolia-supreme-mongolian-gif-25189013

[naive bison]

When I ask my Chinese student "in English what is another word for "during" "?

[visual stirrup]

oof

mods

ban him

[hot solstice]

holy shit the mask is broken on the floor at this point

[visual stirrup]

no, man

xal isn't racist

[naive bison]

Bro what fucking mask

[visual stirrup]

it's just a massive fucking coincidence that he complains about black people and makes jokes about other ethnicities all day

[naive bison]

I am not, all that genetics shit is retarded

[hot solstice]

my heritage

[naive bison]

Theres plenty great black people in all walks of life
Also racial jokes are plain funny, I dont make malicious racial jokes

[jade surge]

@pale ingot

[naive bison]

Bro.

[visual stirrup]

damn, bro
so it's cultural and due to, maybe, like, some sort of socio-economic factors?

but what happened in american history that caused black people to turn out like abused children?

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-chin-scratch-hmm-think-gif-9438567

[visual stirrup]

no, no
I enjoy a good racial joke
you just shit on other people all day

[high wing]

oh boy brainfart is gonna get locked down again isnt it

[naive bison]

I dont think you can perma lay off responsibility on someone else

[naive bison]

When did I shit on anyone here over their race

Its usually just done to me

Well, over nationality specifically

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/thierry-henry-smile-thierry-black-guy-funny-gif-20849730

[naive bison]

A guy with a my little pony avatar was telling me that im a bad person because im not in a guerilla movement waging war against the russian government

[fossil swan]

mind you he was/is in his late 30s too

[naive bison]

I would make a joke about him and then he'd start going on about the russian government and Ukraine for zero reason

[fossil swan]

he hasnt chatted since

[naive bison]

[wooden harbor]

russia derangement syndrome

[naive bison]

I mean yeah literally

[fossil swan]

@naive bison he was so offended he hasnt sent anything in 6mos

[naive bison]

I've never made a positive claim over Russian or even Israeli government on this server

[wooden harbor]

i have seen it too. not as common as trump derangement syndrome, but not exactly rare

[naive bison]

Positive as in asserted anything

[hot solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844709044702412800/1331387808883019847/attachment.gif

[visual stirrup]

you do some noooticing

[naive bison]

I had a guy in another server that I love the Ukraine war and that I glaze Netanyahu

[wooden harbor]

doesnt matter what u say at this point tho. ur still goyrider

[naive bison]

1st I dont even know where it came from

The second just cause of my profile and I think cause I made jokes like calling him "Big Ben"

[naive bison]

Such is life

[fossil swan]

went outside something was being moved went back in

[hot solstice]

benjamin kirkanyahu

[fossil swan]

not this time skinwalker

[quartz ridge]

blacks were on the rise but then around the time vietnam happened they (the CIA) started introducting crack and other drugs into black neighborhoods which caused gangs to be created due to families being broken up due to said drugs because people wanted to feel united and in a community. The japanese also did this post ww2 because when they were in the internment camps their parents decided to not teach thema lick of their own culture because of how bad they were treated

people forget asian gangs were a big thing on the west coast espically

vietnamese kids post vietnam aswell

[naive bison]

Oh I think I know why the second part, its cause I was arguing with him that Hamas and the houthis are bad and are terrorist orgs

Which means I love Israel

[quartz ridge]

i mean is he wrong though?

[naive bison]

Yes because I've never made a positive claim about israel bro

[jade surge]

it's over

[naive bison]

Positive as in asserted anything

[naive bison]

BOOOOOOOOO

[quartz ridge]

ruined my day

[naive bison]

Gonna go to bed fucking mad now

Also

I hear birds outside.

Its so fucking over.

My brothers friend came over and he brought his wife as usual

[wooden harbor]

go punch a bird

[visual stirrup]

rest in cortisol

[naive bison]

I made her a double espresso

[jade surge]

iirc its not gonna like respond to people, it will summarize tickets so employees will have an easier time processing them

[naive bison]

Cause I did it before I asked her how she sleeps after

[jade surge]

Gabe stays winning

[naive bison]

She says she slept fine

[naive bison]

Mind you she's like half my height and weight

[naive bison]

Then maybe its not as bad

[naive bison]

I drank it and now up till 5 am

[wooden harbor]

yeah some people are hypersensitive, some are hyposensitive. some are just average...

[naive bison]

Maybe cause I didnt have any for a couple days

[stoic girder]

Pretty much how AI is supposed to be used.

[wooden harbor]

cant generalize reactions to drugs very well without being full of shit

[naive bison]

I like ai for FINDING information

Like if you ask it something

It will give a link

Then you go through the link and confirm what it says

Its defo good for that

Its also really nice for formulating ideas

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1406862461168128051/1492771138198048830/caption-157.gif?ex=69dd33b5&is=69dbe235&hm=fdb1753ab4307e0d09d94e11b2b55556f588906bd1a29ea59ce0b530096a514b&

[naive bison]

Ever since I was a kid I had trouble adding fluff and filler to essays n shit

I am always very matter of fact

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-k2so-k2s0-vilesoup-andor-gif-6778041771969769792

[naive bison]

If we ever talk IRL you'd know I like one word answers

And hate repeating myself

[jade surge]

Yes, for analyzing big amounts of data

[wooden harbor]

only a problem to people that dont like to get to the point

[naive bison]

My mom is like that

[visual stirrup]

does this motherfucker sleep?

[naive bison]

She likes to fucking meander verbally

[hot solstice]

go to sleep holy shit

[naive bison]

Id tell her to get to the point already

And that would reset her progress bar

So now she would talk for 30 seconds about how rude that was

[fresh rose]

I see why food and more are your favourite words now

[wooden harbor]

good communication doesnt need a lot of words. words are like a currency. too many makes them worth little, but not everyone teaches that very well

[naive bison]

Its a fluke

I would have been in bed about 5hours ago

I simply do not feel tired rn

[jade surge]

Hi

[naive bison]

Yeah my most hated fucking thing is if you ask someone a yes or no question

They start fuckinf yapping

Or like

OH

I hate this shit

If someone asks tou a request or sth

You say "yes ill do it"

After you already said yes they would start talking about how important it is to do

[hot solstice]

you all night

[naive bison]

Like you already agreed

Why do they have to sell you on it?

[wooden harbor]

yeah that shit never made any sense to me either

[naive bison]

Also my mom does shit like start talking about something and literally switch topics about irrelevant shit mid sentence

[quartz ridge]

i guess to make you do it more urgently or so you dont forget ig

[naive bison]

Like she would be talking about something important and then be like "you have something on the table right there"

Literally interrupting herself and my train of thought

[fresh rose]

Someone

[naive bison]

But I already said yes, and its not even a thing of urgency

[fresh rose]

Anyone that isnt me

Im on cooldown

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-meme-dexter-morgan-dexter-shrug-gif-17573758742145132133

[fresh rose]

Please the opportunity is right there

[naive bison]

?

[quartz ridge]

got no idea what you're on about

[naive bison]

Even if it is important shed be like "do this important thing you need to do"
"Okay"

"Welcome to watchmojo.com, here 5 things on why you should do that thing"

[wooden harbor]

ive always chalked that one up to just woman brain being made differently

[naive bison]

Being made WRONG

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-sad-walk-away-walking-gif-8556737310204776218

[wooden harbor]

a bunch of random shit happening in parallel vs man brain typically being focused on one or two things at a time

[naive bison]

Girl math is term that is an insult to women, invented by women

Its the thing where they literally and actively delude themselves into justifying a purchase they dont need or cannot afford

[wooden harbor]

i believe it has its uses in maintaining the world, but god is it awful for communicating about anything that takes more than a couple sentences

[stoic girder]

Have you heard about the term "pick me"?

[naive bison]

Yes

[stoic girder]

Woman who is nice to guys

[naive bison]

Its like imagine you wanted to buy an Xbox controller

Its usually $60

But its on sale for $30 right?

[thick wadi]

i love these kinds of people

[naive bison]

Instead of buying it for $30

You instead also pick up a game for $30 so the total is $60

Since tou were ready to spend $60

Girl math dictates the game was free

Thats girl math example right there

[thick wadi]

high level retardation that capitalism benefits greatly from

[stoic girder]

That's retarded.

[naive bison]

Its safe-edgy

[stoic girder]

Sounds like some psy op made up by capitalists.

[thick wadi]

only safe because theres some kind of "common opinion" usually

[naive bison]

Its xenophobia lefty people can engage in safely

Same with shitting on Jews and Christians

[quartz ridge]

they make fun of all religions since 99% are irreligious

[naive bison]

Like you'd never see a Quran torn in half nowadays, but a bible for sure

[naive bison]

Not Muslims.

[quartz ridge]

[quartz ridge]

we see it constantly

[naive bison]

Lefty people wouldn't, not in a MILLION years

[thick wadi]

?

[naive bison]

Its the safe religion somehow, while going against every left wing progressive value

[naive bison]

Easter event maybe?

[naive bison]

Literally some dutch comedians had a skit of smashing a statue of virgin Mary or sth, and they were asked if they would do it with an Islamic religious symbol and they outright said no

[quartz ridge]

mary is a promenent islamic figure though?

[thick wadi]

i think its that other random ass game nikita has been posting about

[naive bison]

Not when she has a Christian cross on her

[stoic girder]

Did you watch the Caleb Hammer show where a woman said Islam is the most feminist religion out there?

[naive bison]

No one cares about it

[thick wadi]

infinite warfare but tarkov

like

[quartz ridge]

because it does actually have more rights than women than christanity but most christians dont really practice it anymore

[thick wadi]

idk im good

[stoic girder]

I can't

[naive bison]

While her husband is explaining all the finances over her?

[wooden harbor]

the greatest deception of modern times is the left believing they are the culture of inclusivity and understanding

[naive bison]

[stoic girder]

I think Alex might be a bit biased.

[naive bison]

Best joke today

[quartz ridge]

yeah i am

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-jumpscare-deadpool-and-wolverine-wolverine-jumpscare-car-gif-15589033231483828784

[naive bison]

The bastions of women's rights are clearly Muslim majority countries

[quartz ridge]

most christans are christians in name only

they dont practice their religion 9/10

[naive bison]

As if the religious aren't hypocrites literally everywhere?

Non argument

[quartz ridge]

yes there are but more often than not its christians

most muslims pray most fast

none of the people that i know irl who are christians fasted for lent or anything like that

[thick wadi]

[wooden harbor]

christianity is good at conforming to different culture's norms it appears to me. so in a way it gets watered down, but at the same time it spreads almost everywhere

[naive bison]

As if those are the most important parts? Wasn't king von a Muslim at the end of his life?

[quartz ridge]

??? no he never was?

[visual stirrup]

I can't get involved because I don't like sharing a trench with Xal.

[naive bison]

Are these serious allegations now?

[visual stirrup]

Xal, go the fuck to sleep

[quartz ridge]

his mom is veanment about how he died as a christian

[thick wadi]

i have zero idea but its fucking hysterical that this corny ass tarkov streamer drama has gotten to this point

[naive bison]

I could 99% swear he was in Islamic long garb standing next to lil durk doing the same thing, and I think durk actually claims islam

[naive bison]

Try googling a photo

[quartz ridge]

idk about that

if he did convert at the end of his life good for him

[naive bison]

Even so even if king von isn't, lil durk is, and if lil durk is, I bet his ass always on that "NO PORK IN MY FOOD" shit as if that's important

[stoic girder]

What is the drama even about?

[naive bison]

Nooo not good, he died in a gunfight he started, he taints your religion if thats true

[visual stirrup]

antisemitic rightoid vs zionist rightoid arguing about islam

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

Zionist is such a non word nowadays

😭

[quartz ridge]

not everyones a perfect muslim and in that case still his fault he died

[visual stirrup]

it has a rainbow of meanings, I know

[naive bison]

It's like calling someone a Nazi, everyone has a diff definition for it

[quartz ridge]

the problem with the internet every word gets watered down

[fossil swan]

theres

no way

[naive bison]

My point for mentioning that is you mentioning praying n shit that makes you supposedly a good religious person
If durk or von never ate a single piece of pork or missed a single prayer, that doesnt mean they are good Muslims or representative of the faith

[wooden harbor]

when they are in charge of ur foreign policy it stays kinda relevant

[naive bison]

Mine?

[wooden harbor]

idk about you, but they are in charge of the USA's

[thick wadi]

sheefgg is pretty well known as someone who is "most likely to be viewbotting", gets super defensive ab it too. he responded to some randoms for some reason on twitter getting super heated about it, and then desmondpilak, a newer tarkov streamer but also probably one of the most skilled players in the entire game, also got called out by sheef for some reason. he was like lashing about to random other streamers including desmond, and now supposedly desmond is going to fly sheef out somewhere and they are going to have a boxing match over this

[naive bison]

Desmond isn't rly new, he's just more niche

[thick wadi]

as far as tarkov streamers, he kinda is

[visual stirrup]

oh, that

[naive bison]

If sheef is reddit, Desmond is 4chan

[thick wadi]

only been streaming for a year or 2 now

[visual stirrup]

I need to scroll up sometimes before answering questions

[naive bison]

No way

[quartz ridge]

desmond pilak right

funny fella

[stoic girder]

Does he play with HyperRatTV?

[naive bison]

Check his channel existence

[naive bison]

Yes

Desmond been around for ages, no?

[thick wadi]

he is niche only because hes extremely competitive and kinda unlikeable because he gets toxic

[fossil swan]

desmond sounds like hes always dead

from the 5 mins i listened to him

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/lucid-blocks-sausage-gif-11679738848213495472

[stoic girder]

Cryon please, don't talk.

[naive bison]

Desmond playing tarkov feels like he's in prison doing pushups

[quartz ridge]

like 2 years i think

[thick wadi]

deadass

[fossil swan]

i watched him for arena drops

[thick wadi]

mand sold his soul to be good at the game

[fossil swan]

and base game drops

[naive bison]

Zero chance he's that new

[fossil swan]

bexause normally tigz didnt stream early for me

[naive bison]

Ill check

[visual stirrup]

Xal, don't go to sleep

[quartz ridge]

i rememeber something like "8500 hour tarkov pro" like either last year or the year before

[visual stirrup]

continue to engage in unhealthy habits

[thick wadi]

hes played a lot i dont think he has always been a streamer

[quartz ridge]

i know i saw his yt videos years ago

[naive bison]

In my head he has existed for like 5years now

[thick wadi]

i think its actually around 3 years

again maybe he was around before then

but im not sure he was as active?

[high wing]

whose excited for space tarkov

cant wait to be no scoped from the moon

[thick wadi]

i have seen nothing worth getting excited for

[quartz ridge]

99% sure he did stuff like "spots to rat in" like 4 years ago or something like that

[naive bison]

His most recent video is 3 years ago

Damn maybe im wrong

[quartz ridge]

didnt he release one like a week ago?

before that it was like a 2 year gap

i must have either rewatched a vid or im tweaking'

[thick wadi]

there is actually a twitch clip im watching right now from 6 years ago, 12.7, where he uses GL to get his 100th killa that wipe

[naive bison]

Sorry I meant oldest

[quartz ridge]

[naive bison]

Yeah his yt oldest vid is three years ago, he has like 4 videos of random shit and the fifth is a duo with veritas

He must have been a twitch only Andy for a long time

Cause veritas is an old head

Idk why he would play dith Des if he was a random

[umbral field]

Reddit

[naive bison]

@thick wadi his first time streaming is in 2018 but he got a lot of traction in mid 2020

So im right

He's an oldhead

[thick wadi]

damn

[naive bison]

I checked in a twitch stats site

[umbral field]

Isn't Durst a commie?

[thick wadi]

see i didnt know about him till more recently

and uhh

onepeg called him a late bloomer

[naive bison]

He's a weeb btw

[quartz ridge]

he loves evangellion

[umbral field]

Yeah but he's a commie

Big Russia fan

[dusk meadow]

they tend to overlap a lot

[naive bison]

Being a weeb should revoke human rights apriori

[thick wadi]

genuine question

person shopping for underwear

[naive bison]

Its called boxers

[thick wadi]

complains that womens underwear doesnt fit them, trans woman btw

[quartz ridge]

dont they need to wear diapers because fluid leaks from the place where they yk get rid of their dick

[thick wadi]

also complains about mens underwear for some reason

?

[dusk raven]

just wear a boxer and panties

[naive bison]

Replace "they" with "you"

Be respectful

[fossil swan]

dont they make boxers for women too

[quartz ridge]

im sorry thee

[thick wadi]

yes

literally

[naive bison]

Yeah those pants from the 1960s

[fossil swan]

i dont get that one so i cant laugh along

[quartz ridge]

me neither tbh

[naive bison]

They probably would be too tight in the crotch

[fossil swan]

its 5 am bro

[naive bison]

As men's underwear is designed to accommodate the penis

[thick wadi]

so apparently

[naive bison]

It has a triangular shape pocket

Where it would sit

[thick wadi]

the mens underwear is too wide for their waist

so they had to buy boys underwear

????

[fossil swan]

???

[hot solstice]

i took a fucking bath and this fucker is still up holy shit

[fossil swan]

shut up bro

random guy

[naive bison]

My favorite trans discussion was trans women saying they are having menstrual cramps (requires uterus that they lack to occur)

[hot solstice]

make me, pookie :3

[fossil swan]

[naive bison]

[visual stirrup]

using "commie" to mean "pro russia" is some 80's shit

retards with all sorts of beliefs are casually pro russia now

[fossil swan]

any excuse atp

[thick wadi]

im sorry but i dont think any sort of transition thing would

require

you to need kids underwear

[fossil swan]

and it shouldnt ever

[naive bison]

What if im trans age

Im actually 6

[thick wadi]

little saint james impressed

[visual stirrup]

american conservatives? pro russia
american communists? pro russia

[naive bison]

Imagine how scammed epstein would feel

[fossil swan]

what if im trans race im actually black

or trans species

i think i saw that one before

[naive bison]

There was a woman high up in the NAACP

National association for advancement of colored people

[visual stirrup]

a friend of a friend, a grown ass woman, was so small that she could only find her size of underwear at the store in the kids section
she wasn't any kind of rainbow individual

[naive bison]

That claimed to be white

Wasn't Elizabeth Warren

A presidential candidate

[fossil swan]

god knows

[naive bison]

Claiming native american heritage

[thick wadi]

im not saying that specific cases dont exist

because like that, they do

[visual stirrup]

yeah

[naive bison]

And getting like affirmative actions benefits in college

[thick wadi]

but what was this trans woman wearing before that doesnt work for them now

[naive bison]

While also being 1/1024 native american

[visual stirrup]

I kinda get that these types of individuals are often weird on anything concerning children

[naive bison]

Which means she's statistically one of the least native American people in all of america

Like its statistically improbable to have that little native blood

[umbral field]

Yeah but I haven't found a derogatory term for 'pro-Russia' yet

[naive bison]

Most people are like 1/32 or sth

[visual stirrup]

I just add "cuck" to the words conservative or communist

conservicucks or commicucks

they just sit back and let russia fuck their bitch

[storm stream]

why tf are we still awake

[umbral field]

Yeah but we circled back to the issue of using the term 'communist'

[primal rapids]

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

[umbral field]

I'm an unemployed loser

[storm stream]

whats the time at your place?

[wooden harbor]

finished my calisthenics and goyrider still awake, damn dawg is goin till the sun comes up

[naive bison]

It already is

I dont want to be awake

I just cant fall asleep

[wooden harbor]

read a book u arent really interested in

works every time for me at least

[thick wadi]

twitter is so fucking hysterical

[visual stirrup]

is this somehow related to the caffeine and screen time?

[fluid heron]

go into your garage and turn your car on at some point you'll go to sleep

[naive bison]

Genuinely reading is for retards

[visual stirrup]

god, everybody on this hell app is miserable

[naive bison]

I like listening to things more

[wooden harbor]

you know what retards get that you aren'? sleep

[naive bison]

Women are actually like this

[storm stream]

qrt?

[fluid heron]

What the fuck does qrt mean

[naive bison]

Some of them are allergic to the concept of responsibility

[thick wadi]

quote retweet?

i think

[naive bison]

Quote retweet

[storm stream]

ah

[wooden harbor]

a lot of them in my experience

[fluid heron]

I don't interact with Twitter at all

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-bait-or-low-iq-bait-or-low-iq-call-it-call-it-bait-or-gif-11665902714889208022

[wooden harbor]

'modern woman is just a fancy slut' is fun quote i heard recently

[fluid heron]

I havent read a book in 10 years but manga got damn

[summer flame]

I fucking love reading

reading is awesome

[fluid heron]

I just can't dedicate myself enough to read a book

[summer flame]

audiobook while driving

[fluid heron]

I would rather watch a video or read manga cuz it has pictures because I'm fucking retarded

[wooden harbor]

if it's that hard then u really havent found anything you like much

[wooden harbor]

or maybe you just cant read easily and are kinda tarded

[naive bison]

the most baffling concepts ever is
Women leaving successful men because the relationship was "too perfect"
Or
Women hitting men and then being surprised they are hit back
Or
Women going into onlyfans or porn and then saying nobody wanted them that their reputation would be tarnished

[fluid heron]

I can read easily it just doesn't Interest me as much

[summer flame]

understanding you have a problem with shortterm dopamine is the first step to fixing it

[fluid heron]

unfortunately I have access to way more fun shit and books don't cut it

[naive bison]

I genuinely believe this
While the action of reading itself is positive, the medium itself is worse at conveying information than listening to it

[fluid heron]

so I'm not gonna stop

[summer flame]

you just have an inactive imagination

[naive bison]

SEE THATS NOT READING, DICKHEAD

YOU AIN'T READ SHIT.

[fluid heron]

30 years down the line when they perfect nueral implants and I can have porn projected straight to my brain I'll be the first one lining up

[naive bison]

IF YOU'RE DRIVING YOU'RE NOT READING

YOU'RE LISTENING

[summer flame]

I read on my phone all the time

[visual stirrup]

you can read and drive if you're not a fucking pussy

[wooden harbor]

finding a book to read for fun has always been difficult but finding a book that informs me of things i would look to know has always been easy, and learning is fun ( but to be fair i have been out of school a long time and the fear of enjoying learning has finally worn off)

[summer flame]

I have READ stories and LISTEN stories

[fluid heron]

I just type slurs into here while I drive

[naive bison]

Tesla drivers using their dumbass bigass iPad to find Spotify

[visual stirrup]

I didn't realize what a massive fucking retard Elon was until the first time I got into a tesla

[naive bison]

How the consoles that control the entire car with important functions hidden by 7 menus aren't illegal is beyond me

[fluid heron]

I have an mp3 player with songs for my car pussys indulging in modern stereo systems

my shit has a cassette player

[visual stirrup]

I hate digital controls with a passion

[wooden harbor]

i used that shit till i wore it out lol

[fluid heron]

It has a fucking cassette to aux I'm not even joking

[visual stirrup]

I want to confiscate every physical keyboard in Elon's life and replace with a touchscreen keyboard

[naive bison]

The goyim will take his eyes off the road to find the button on touch screen and they will like it

[wooden harbor]

yeah only a dipshit would pick touchscreen operation for something that you would want to be able to do without looking since looking could cost you your life

[visual stirrup]

mods, ban him for noooticing

[naive bison]

Does a Tesla wheel have buttons?

Most cars I've been in had important controls on the steering wheel

[fluid heron]

My parents had a Tesla at some point

That shit blew up

[wooden harbor]

idk never been in one

[fluid heron]

The battery fucking blew up

The 0-60 on Tesla's fun as fuck tho not even gonna lie

[naive bison]

One of the most gei things on earth

[fluid heron]

they accelerate so fast cuz there's a single gear

[naive bison]

Geier than fucking men

[summer flame]

yeah same I get not liking digital displays but my car has everything with a physical backup button on wheel

[naive bison]

Is electric car drivers making their car make combustion engine noise through software

[fluid heron]

Disregarding everything else about Tesla's they are fun to drive

[wooden harbor]

i keep hoping some day soon someone will make small, cheap, and lightweight sodium battery EV's in this country...

[storm stream]

ehhhhhh not really fuck this stupid car

[fluid heron]

Dude it feels like you are ina spaceship

There's no noise

It kinda rocks

[naive bison]

Ok im actually feeling sleepy now

[summer flame]

sleep

[thick wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453219181037228189/1492981958664392825/twitter_2043175490324697303.gif

[wooden harbor]

the big yahu needs you rested

[fluid heron]

The only sound is from the tires and battery whine it sounds sick

and honestly with gas prices rn shit doesn't sound half bad

[summer flame]

yeah I fucking love my hybrid with gas prices rn

shit saves me so much money

[fluid heron]

Hybrids are way more practical but evs just feel fucking magical

There's so little feedback from the car it's kind of scary

[wooden harbor]

yeah and as a pedestrian it's scary too

gettin flattened by something u never heard coming

[fluid heron]

Well just don't run into people

retard

[wooden harbor]

easy to say, but it happens constantly

[fluid heron]

fuck kind of statement is that you shouldn't be running into anyone

[fluid heron]

Auto accidents happen all the time driving is the most dangerous thing a person does

People get hit by cars and cars hit other cars grass is fucking green

[wooden harbor]

yeah automobilism has been a scourge on the human race lol

[fluid heron]

nah driving rocks I just fucking despise everyone else that shares the road with me

[wooden harbor]

exaaactly lol

[fluid heron]

I have never been in a accident that has been my fault

[wooden harbor]

congrats. want a cookie?

[fluid heron]

Dude sometimes I drive down the I Interstate and peoples fucking wheels are wobbling

[umbral field]

10:52pm when you messaged me

[rocky geode]

sup fuxkerssss

[rocky geode]

we hate you too

[fluid heron]

Speaking of driving an amber alert and a vehicle description

[rocky geode]

i have those off on my phone

fuckin waking me up and shit

[wooden harbor]

damnit xal u said u were going to sleep...

[rocky geode]

thanks android dev mode

[fluid heron]

90 percent of the time it's a custody dispute

Tried to root my phone once just stopped giving a shit because android basically gives you full freedom anyways

Realised rooting my phone does literally nothing for how I use it

[wooden harbor]

it text, it call, it do web browse. phone 100% functional as far as i care

[fluid heron]

I can install programs with dubious legality

shits great as is

[wooden harbor]

yeah but engaging on things of dubious legality on a literal govrernment-hacked tracking beacon is pretty stupid

[fluid heron]

why would they care

Genuinely

[wooden harbor]

they dont, until you do something that makes them care

[fluid heron]

I'm not building pipe bombs or culturimg anthrax Im just not paying for streaming services

[fallow trellis]

ts goes hard, happy easter infidels

[solar breach]

Can't convince me he wasn't the real barney

[fluid heron]

He is barney from half life

[fluid heron]

This video looks like an unreal engine game

[little mirage]

Its modern runescape.

[rocky geode]

you dont need to root it to turn off android amber alerts fyi

https://youtube.com/shorts/NyHhdf6aVJM?

[fluid heron]

Oh I don't care it doesn't happen enough for me to disable it

[rocky geode]

once is too much

fuck dem kids

[fluid heron]

It's like windows asking me to finish setting it up

It's never gonna happen

I just simply hit remind me in 3 says

[rocky geode]

yeah so i mute that too

pathetic

youre a slave to the notifications

smh

[fluid heron]

clearly not because i dont care about them

also this is off windows just still does it because they are zionists

[thorny talon]

good morning brainfart

[fluid heron]

where i live if you were pounding on my door like that you would get fucking shot

https://youtu.be/PU0T6AHk8Yo?si=-5X2Bth0BJObY1gl&t=835

[rocky geode]

god bless america

https://youtube.com/shorts/faDLUSYb6ak?si=l08zITW-eWOQ5_ai

[rocky geode]

me when

[fluid heron]

frog like features

heath ledger joker looking ass

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[fluid heron]

pouring a can of beer into a glass and beer started running down the fucking can didnt stop too dedicated to the pour

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-kermit-the-frog-meme-worried-kermit-sad-kermit-gif-2908512056935738589

[stark gull]

Tilt beer glass next time

[fluid heron]

it was very tilted

poured it the same way i always do

[fluid heron]

just this time a bit of beer ende up on my leg

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/momo-lamomo-scary-creepy-knife-gif-12740787

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/anfisa-cat-toes-paws-cat-licking-gif-11736231081328281865

[sacred mountain]

Would

[stark gull]

Do this

[stark gull]

Ain't that a man?

[fallow trellis]

idk all i know is this person is brazilian and does heroin

[stark gull]

[fluid heron]

they look it

[fallow trellis]

he she looks like the goth chick i fumbled in law school

[fluid heron]

im not one to talk i look like enki from fear and hunger

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sick-bible-enki-de-piko-enki-ankarian-enkiussy-funger-gif-6380494883265149267

[fallow trellis]

that a dude or a chick

[fluid heron]

dude

[stark gull]

Dude

[fluid heron]

and hes a follower of basically magic satan

[fallow trellis]

looks like giffin with a wider and stronger facial bone

[fluid heron]

i have enkis hair and not his chin

fucked up ass chin

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/black-phillip-gif-23462160

[fluid heron]

hes also kind of goated

[fallow trellis]

im gonna assume its joever for you

[fluid heron]

he makes the skin bibles in termina

[fluid heron]

altough cahara ushers in the god of fear and hunger which is pretty goated

[fallow trellis]

proof, he she often has lighters around his her raggady ass apartment also idk this looks like a brazil jersey

man or woman

idc i would

raw

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cahara-fear-and-hunger-crowmauler-terrifying-presence-gif-11660160882700055465

[fluid heron]

having his chin is joever

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847083291315273739/1479542598002806955/fa8a51d8f780714f7422280208979b43.mp4

[fluid heron]

my favorite part of my pc is when i plug my phone into the usb-c port to take calls and my keyboard lights turn off

dont know why it happens but it does

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-funger-daan-fear-and-hunger-daan-pocket-cat-gif-10104121606879066011

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-termina-fear-and-hunger-funger-fear-and-hunger-olivia-fear-and-hunger-pipe-bomb-gif-2301574188335924039

gonna be real i only like fear and hunger for the lore actually playing the games

im a straight larper for funger

the finnish finally made peak

[jagged sentinel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393855596998164540/1457473902056964106/G9wgFReXgAAyp8x.gif

[fluid heron]

the finnish are good at making mobile games and niche games im learning

[stark gull]

Blobjob

[fluid heron]

yep they are very good at making mobile games

i still got clash of clans on my phone

fuck royale

fucking hell they even made hill climb racing

and noita?

the finnish really are good at making mobile and niche games

[dusk raven]

finnish make good schizo games

cruelty squad too

[fluid heron]

holy shit you arent lying

[dusk raven]

yea

[fluid heron]

what in the fuck

[dusk raven]

fear and hunger too iirc

[fluid heron]

NEED FOR SPEED CARBON? THAT GAMES GOATED

[stark gull]

Most wanted is better

[minor cypress]

Cities skylines 🔥

[fluid heron]

its true but carbon was also great

[fluid heron]

cant even read the bottom but i feel like thats the point

[dusk raven]

yea

also made max payne

[fluid heron]

dawg they made containement breach?

the finnish truly are innovators in niche games

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-panopticon-live-panopticon-reaction-live-reaction-ultrakill-live-reaction-gif-9147875870853660310

[fluid heron]

the finnish are goats at making games that are talked about for half a year

my summer car that was obvious

[fluid heron]

nobody has ever played my summer car and went yep this was made by saudis

[dusk raven]

i thought it was polish at first

[stark gull]

There is a funny car trader simulator made by poles

[fluid heron]

dead island and dead island riptide are polish

thats pretty cool

green hell is polish

[stoic girder]

Alan Wake 2 was a flop

[fluid heron]

cyberpunk is polish i forgot about that one

[dusk raven]

polish people making games with the worst worlds to live in

[fluid heron]

real

every dying light game

[dusk raven]

w3 and darkwood too ofc

[fallow trellis]

dying light 2 was based of bejing china

[dusk raven]

that one new game that i forgot it's name

the idles or something

[fluid heron]

corona really escalated

[dusk raven]

corona if it was cool and they let you do parkour

[fluid heron]

what if in the next dying light they revealed the huran virus was originated from the wuhan wet markets

with this rating i wouldnt be suprised

[stark gull]

Cause they have a great example?

[fluid heron]

great\

i shouldnt have even looked this up

fuckers had it coming

[fallow trellis]

horror game concept: cooking in wuhan market

[fluid heron]

theres a joke that if aliens ever invade the chinese would eat them

considering that eating a bat here would get you sent to get molested prison here

if bats are taking refuge in your attic you cannot legally remove them

[stark gull]

Imagine if CCP didn't forbid them from having multiple kids

https://tenor.com/view/scary-gif-5758720719353263277

[fluid heron]

you ever play a horde shooter?

[stark gull]

Nope, only Hatred

[fluid heron]

if they didnt forbid them from having multiple kids it would be like the ussr 1 rifle per 4 men but quadruple it

[stoic girder]

Did you know that the Chinese population count might be inflated?

[fluid heron]

and even after they removed it their population is on a down spiral

pretty much the same for japan too which is why they started giving out fuck visas

[coarse bear]

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[fluid heron]

italy being an 8 sounds like fake news

[stoic girder]

Who can afford drugs these days?

[fluid heron]

france a 7? no fucking way

[coarse bear]

Estonians clearly can

[fluid heron]

went from wifi being in the forests to overdosing on fent

only one of those is true tho

[coarse bear]

Overdosing on antidepressants NUMBER 1!!!!!!

[stark gull]

I had that doubt, yes

[stoic girder]

Some theorize they do it to lower the pollution per capita.

[stark gull]

Sadly, those are fake

[stoic girder]

Yeah bro, they aren't cucked enough for that.

[fluid heron]

i just smoke weed and i now i just vomit whenever i smoke weed so i stopped doing that

so now i just drink

[umbral field]

Must be from the middle east

[drifting mantle]

So you smoked weed, even tho you just sayed you stopped?

[fluid heron]

i had to stop because i violently turn out my stomach every time

[stark gull]

Minor spelling mistake

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[fluid heron]

ive been drinking off my nuts

[drifting mantle]

Stop numbing yourself

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-19451148

[drifting mantle]

There are probably reasons why you do it

[grim sluice]

It isn't substance abuse, I love my alcohol.

[stoic girder]

Raw dog life, be a man.

[fluid heron]

sounds boring

[drifting mantle]

Would, next question

[fluid heron]

ive been eating these fuckers raw without knowing htey have 200 eyballs?

all i knew is that they deadass swim like in spongebob

https://tenor.com/view/scallop-swim-shellfish-escape-ocean-gif-11891573618890999284

[fluid heron]

never played bloodborne

get that shit out of here

[fallow trellis]

i just realized what blood borne is because of the mods from darkest dungeon

apparently bloodborne fits in the dd1 aesthetic

[fluid heron]

the 10 billion porn mods?

not sure what you could deduce from that

[fallow trellis]

they got knights of cainhurts, choirhunter, powder keg, sawhunter, warrior of light

theres a bunch more like abysswalker and something something reaver

[fallow trellis]

i avoid chinese mods

[fluid heron]

never go on the darkest dungeon nexus

[fallow trellis]

there are games for that aesthetic, i think lobotomy corp

and some other anime aesthetic dd1 clones

no need to turn dd1 into an anime mod

there are furry classes in dd1 workshop, it makes me want to edit their furry art out because the classmods are good like the arbiter

[little mirage]

But always go to the monster hunter rise nexus

[fluid heron]

dont if its not a charm editor or a reshade

you will see the sin of lust in full effect

[little mirage]

Hunt together is a good mod though

[fluid heron]

every mod is just making every character have big tits and hte next mod even bigger tits

and so on

[vast wren]

hello

[fluid heron]

you still making your kids watch artillery videos and feeding them outta cans?

stopped typing real fast

concerning

[vast wren]

they have Body slider mods for that game?

[fluid heron]

No just adding huge tits

[vast wren]

whats the point in that

[fluid heron]

Dunno

Im an ass man so I don't even get it

[vast wren]

one twin is a full great war autist

[fluid heron]

You are gonna be on a documentary one day and not a good one

[vast wren]

one twin is a semi-autist also having a fixation on great war stuff

[vast wren]

its fine, they've been digging trenches in the back yard instead of watching the TV all day

[little mirage]

Help my steak is extra juicy and my lobster too buttery

[fallow trellis]

sir he is the big gae and does not like those things

[fluid heron]

When I was a kid I would cross the street and play smash bros brawl on the Wii and pick meta knight Everytime because I knew he was broken as fuck

And then when I moved I would go to country clubs and be forced to apologize for shit I didn't even know about

[vast wren]

I taught them the proper way to build trenches, the sump most importantly so it won't get flooded and they wont get diseases relating to soggy feet

and I dont feed them canned food, homecooked stuff mostly

[vast wren]

I dont even tell them to,

the moment they wake up, I make them breakfast, they get to their little trench in the backyards and on their own free will too

[quartz ridge]

what does this even mean

one says dig the trench

[minor cypress]

"Dig the fucking trench" "Mom i want to watch TV"

[little mirage]

Why do people say random made-up sounds when they could just speak english.

[vast wren]

french predates english

[minor cypress]

What kind of progress have they made?

[quartz ridge]

you are the prime reason brainfarters shouldnt be able to
have kids

will send you a war edit in dms show it to the kids

that was a lie btw

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-check-kellanrockssoccer-gif-2569170256995872124

[fallow trellis]

so instead of sending them to school you make them dig trenches

[minor cypress]

Crazy how fast we went from "my children are staring at the ceiling for hours like devil children" to "Autistically digging trenches in the backyard."

[vast wren]

not old enough yet

[minor cypress]

Dont worry, it is larp. We will never see photos of the great french trenches.

[vast wren]

when they turn 5 I'll enroll them

[fallow trellis]

you live in france right, why dont you want them to go to school with the moroccan and islamic children?

[quartz ridge]

i would send an edit but it would have the confederate flag in it

[little mirage]

Isnt that a given?

[fallow trellis]

like the french founding fathers intended

[vast wren]

I'll spring out for an expensive school aye

private school

[quartz ridge]

gets the rich arab children in it instead

[fallow trellis]

implying the islam majority in france cant get into private schools

https://tenor.com/view/taking-notes-bj-novak-the-office-gif-10700649

[quartz ridge]

i know a french french muslim guy here in cali and i love him his son is chill also

they lived in some sort of mountain range in france that has no wifi or anything

[fallow trellis]

these are two sons right?

[quartz ridge]

they go back from time to time to spend time there

[fallow trellis]

you have two biologically male children