#🎪bruh-fart
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no idea tbh
oh i know
i told him that he is retard and he cant even flush his toilet
that made him mad
true story
I'm not blocked and I'm a major pain in the ass for him
I've said way worse 
idk that makes him really angry
like everything
oh that makes sense 
kamo
so true oomfie
what is red dead rp even about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63TsORG6t7Y
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More colors
so?
still no beer
but nice weather
today is warm
are we allowed to send images of women with huge breasts in a bikini
what the fuck @stone blade ??
got 20/20
then got mutant spider after
and didnt get a tear down modifier??
"NOOOOOOOOO I HATE KILLING PEDOPHILES AND TERRORISTS, IM GONNA KILL MYSEEEEEEEELF"

@river zealot
SWAT in Ready or Not deserves less
in life
Trained professional somehow needs therapy after doing the job they signed up for

poop planet
the worst thing you can possibly do is break traffic laws
You're allowed to DM those to me

what a puss
u cant even drive
guys
house flipper is free
Ready or Not commander mode
The most arbitrary aspect of the government is its traffic laws
It has a mechanic where your temmates can get ptsd if you kill everyone
On paper its clear cut, stop at a stop sign. On practice its the most arbitrary shit, like a woman deciding where to eat
i said the worst thing you can do is break traffic laws as a criminal is because 90% of the time in these videos is how people get caught lmao
I see
Too bad they don't hire psychos
"my tail light is out, i dont have a license, i am a felon with a gun in the car, time to shoot at cops"
thats true
most criminals can get away if they just follow traffic rules
which is actually very hard to do
so dont commit crimes in the first place
I remember a US case where the police officer was racist against spanish people so when he stopped at a truck with a hispanic driving, he immediately looked at the back of the truck and found a body
@naive bison why did u snitched on @deft crescent cunt
racism saves lives, this is proof
The defendants argument was there was no reason to search the car since there was no probable cause therefore fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine
yo mam
But the court said because the motherfucker had an expired registration on the truck
the police officer would have searched the truck anyways
the inevitable discovery rule
what
Oh i forgot the hispanic guy killed somoene and stuffed the body in the truck, drug deal gone bad
in the US, you can't search cars without reasonable suspicion
yes
because if you find anything without said suspicion, the evidence is basically worthless in court
so was there like a trail of blood on the truck or something
no the truck was stopped since there was an ordinance on out of state deliveery trucks
oh
when the police officer who was racist stopped the truck to just ask (not search) where he was going
his racism kicked in
pulled him off the drivers seat
and forced him to open the back of the truck
the court trashed the fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine becuase the police was legally obligated to check if his papers where in order like asking, drivers liscence, registrtion of the car
the court said because his registration was expired, the police, if he did his job proper and run the number
he wouldhave known that it was expired therefore there could have been reasonable suspisicon to search the truck
i forgot the fucking case name all white people have the same name
that's kind of a problem tho, no?
yes
so who won?
state won
The case of Lucas Robert Cooper
Thank you
Or Luke Rob Daniel
altho thats not a very spanish name
Lol
i know the guy was hispanic
You said white so i just though of most white name
Roberto Sanchez
oh the police officer was white
Ruan Sanjuan
the accused was hispanic as fuck
Juan roberto delacruz
fair enough in this case ig
then again, this can open a huge pandorra's box whereby a police officer can force search you etc.
Sanmiguel hydá
semen khaydenko
US justice system is so retarded bro
I still remember when some news outlet got sent this with the text "soldier dead in ukraine" and they just ran with it 
"hey look i found a fucking body"
"did you had a warrant"
"uhhh no but there is a fucking body"
"lol sentenced to jail"

US as a whole is
the inevtiable discovery doctine, if the arresting officer COULD have discovered the crime/ evidence if he she did proper prrocedure
it can be admissable
but yes the entire US legal doctrines are a huge pandoras box
Also i thought police in america can take initiative if they have a hunch something is wrong
theres an old case where the employer paid an employees taxes for 5 years until he died, the IRS said the dead employer still had to pay taxes (out of his estate)
There was that case where a police officer stopping two robbers right before they could even rob the place
yeah that's what "reasonable suspicion" means
the only good thing about america is floridaman
the court agreed with the IRS and said anotehr person poaying for your taxes is no excuse not to file ur taxes
as far as the government is concerned somoene paying for ur taxes is considered income tax
the court agreed with the IRS
of course

are you trying to tell me something
naw

it was one paragraph, the rest of the court decision was whether the court of tax appeals were a regular court or an administrative government office
@narrow lotus @river zealot @vale sand @stoic girder this guy needs to calm tf down

this is moot now since tax appeals courrts are now considered judicial courts
boobie
"I can't wait to go to college and learn about myself."
cover those up whore
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@narrow lotus @stone blade @river zealot raw or suit up just in case?
wut?
rope or bullet
thanks for the spoiler
unlucky!
piece of shit
are you regarded
can anyone tell me whats the deal with invicible memes where its mark jerking off violently
weird sentence structure
"like the va"
no, ivan is
I know what like means
i instantly understood what you meant
either way sad the va passed away
would have a valid point if it wasnt a woman speaking
rereading it I understand that it could be interpreted "the character is dead like similar to how the va is also dead"
exactly
thats why I got confused
i know what you meant, i just dont understand why
women are some of the most tech illiterate mfs ever
reminds me of doom 2016 music 
interesting
have you met every woman?
im saying in general
basically everyone born outside of 1990-2008 is tech illiterate unless they work in tech
u cant attack other groups if ur group specifically is like bottom tier type o shi
naah id say tech literacy is if u can use any sort of electronic without a tutorial
which is a lot of fpeople
says the brainfarter

ur also here buddy
I'm a tourist
you have waaaaaaaaay more messages than me
it's about the mindset
bro has never been outside of brainfart
With all due respect, problem solving skills are cool but if you need to build them out of necessity, then maybe whatever you were using wasn't that great to begin with
but u are here since start unc
true
isn't learning problem solving done fundamentally out of necessity?
@river zealot in the doctor's office after he tells him that he can't eat pizza anymoe
We're talking about software in this scenario
If your software requires people to do the trial and error process that you should've done, then you might want to rethink how you've built it in the first place
I guess linux would be a better choice because unlike windows, it actually rewards you instead of punishing you constantly with even more bullshit
me when my AMD drivers get borked because windows said so
Heavy disagree, I used Linux and I used the most friendly version of it too, Linux Mint with Cinnamon, some of the gnome settings literally are not functional, they do not work by design and some of that stuff has been known for years
no longer a problem for me but back in 2020/21, every single windows update broke my shit no matter what
I meant like less system reqs, completely optional updates etc.
also no spyware
but yeah, it's not perfect
You may have more control but that only matters if you want to actually go through troubleshooting if something doesn't immediately work or stopped working, for the majority of people that just isn't viable.
I am back on Windows after using Mint, I could've tried CachyOS or some other flavour of Ubuntu but they all come with different challenges, I could've also tried KDE but at the end of the day, I need my computer to function when the time comes
idk
Where funni?
for the majority of people that just isn't viable

main reason I bought a windows laptop for uni
But the most stupid shit was that I had to write my own startup script for caps lock, there was a very minor delay between the toggle process, I have no clue why, maybe it's just the Mint Keyboard Controller they use but that shit was annoying
cuz even if an issue arises with some school shit, I can just fix it like everyone else in class
You have no idea how many details this game has
Have you ever seen wolves playing with eachother?
#rdr2 #arthurmorgan
I'm aware it has a lot of details
its just that I never managed to catch an eagle catching a snake
Yeah its super cool
I saw a bear catching fish once
Literally looking for herbs near west elizabeth and I eyed him out by accident
Judging by how much shit they put into RDR1, then GTA V, then RDR2, I am seriously wondering how GTA VI is gonna go
Since rockstar definitely will cook
Update: All pilots were recovered lol
they haven't missed so far
apart from their habit of always managing to leave funny bugs in their games they dont miss
only took a f15e 2 black hawks 2 c-130s and a little bird 🙏
literal pocket change for US military budget
a single pilot costs millions to train
but i was told the war is over
its not my fault trump is a spokesperson who has no clue the fuck he is talking about
Remember when the meme "Born too early to be deployed in the middle east, Born too late to be deployed in the middle east, Born just at the right time to be deployed in the middle east" (or something like that) was just a joke?
yeah
They had some minor flops in late 90s/early 00s but thats about it
Theyve been doing banger after banger post bully or so
I would honestly give up half of them for changes to the movement i.e. less inertia and the complete removal of gun condition and most of the stat bars
also something something every mission is a 20 minute horseride + 5 minutes of actual combat
Max Payne was before gta 3
other than that, I liked RDR2
oh max payne too

sir
enough with the L takes
enough.
Nahhh they are cool
Also I liked the slow pace
ya breakin ma hart tony
The dialogues and everything filled up the missions very well
And there was enough action to keep you entertained
yeah but max payne was mostly Remedy until 3
the horse rides are there to give a more natural feeling to the missions
HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN I TAKE??
its cinematic pacing
gets tiresome after 40 hours
I wish for companion activites like there were in gta v
Quick travel is boring
Go to hosea and just go "old man wanna go fishing?"
in the beginning, yeah, it's cool as fuck
tiktok kid spotted
but eventually, it's just "holy shit, shut the fuck up, I wanna shoot shit"
Its funny cause GTA V was mostly packed with action shit, but that horrid fucking mission where you are moving the containers SUCKED ASS
gta5 has a lot of these random ass filler missions
I will probably do a second playthrough of RDR2 with mods in the summer
Mods for RDR2 are fucking great
the game is paced likethis for a reason spartan
if your tiktok fried brain gets bored after 5missions and u can't stand a nice chill horse ride that is entirely on you man
One to each own

I was completely fine with Witcher 3 btw
a nice chill horse ride
that's the problem
it's not singular
it's every single mission
eating peanut snacks rn
nobody has an issue with a little relaxing horseride
but I don't need one for every single mission
only thing I need is a propeller hat
it's just not necessary
and?
nothing
explode
@river zealot
@stone blade this is the actual tiktok brain
snow section was easily one of my favorite parts tbh
we gotta kill that retard
peace triety?
@tame halo
but as a first timer, it's totally fine
i hate rdr2 and love tarkov 
so you're retarded?
yes
Yes
we have to eliminate this heretic
nah straight up brainless
man, maybe I should play something retro
need for speed underground 1
U can find it on abbandonware

yes.
I was thinking UT99 but that works too
both are retro
idk, retro begins in 1999 for me
Whats before 99
So retro ends at 99?
as in, anything older than 1999 is retro
interesting logic but ok
Okay
Retro ends at 2002 for me
I would still consider deus ex retro but that's more of an exception
Morning boys 
because it's still in the 90s SOVL
being tortured is prefertable to this
NVM LMAOOOO
@stone blade
WALK RIGHT
KILL 1 CHARGER
BOSS ROOM
DELI
LMAOOOOO
u think delirium is getting good head?
I too would prefer Xal be tortured

i dieded

@narrow lotus @river zealot you guys know who DSP is right?
the retard that cant play games
this guy
I remember himas the guy jerking off and fogetting his stream
i didnt know sony used his dogshit gameplay to showcase that the level design in god of war 2018 is retard-proof, cause even DSP could play them

that's his webcam blurred topright

and apparently basically DSP is why the puzzles in God of War Ragnarok is why the npcs will tell you solutions to puzzles after a while of attempting

they went a bit overboard with that in the sequel
sometimes, you solve a puzzle in your head immediately after looking at it
and the companions will repeat the same clue two or three times before you're finished executing the solution
its everywhere
wish this was a setting you could just turn off
main thing keeping me from playing the games

How/what does he even stream at this point, lol
If I was as stupid as him, I would be consumed by shame
Maybe he's too stupid to realize how stupid he is, lol
@naive bison do you ever juke around the fires in teh angel room to help you kill gabriel/uriel quicker
sometimes
einstein is fucked up for what he did on that island.
zeus if you can hear me, give him monstrance and breath of life
mind is not bad at all
I never noticed having such a problem on my Mint
bad rng
Across 2 systems with different specs, I would wager it's not on my end alone
@uneven schooner (tlenekpotasu1) has been banned for reason: acc breached by scammer
@stone blade is lead pencil any good with techx
Mint recently did release 22.3 so mby it got accidentally fixed
or the German layout is to blame
techx fires slowly
yeah it says once every 15 shots
yeah
stuff like brim works diff its like tick based
it does work
Now we're just reaching
u get multuple shots
yeah but not well
not well cuz its too infrequent
just a guess
pandoras box
open inside chest level
1 coin
hilarious edmund absolute cinema
@naive bison
time for the homie mega stanley
I show you how ice cream can transfer both ways when two flavors touch. I explain the difference between mixing and stirring and how it relates to entropy.
Mixing vs Stirring sources:
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/327455266_Mixing_Versus_Stirring
mm yes yes

coughing baby
I fuck with this so hard
the weather these last few days has been great
that just looks depressing

@naive bison
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1459175608578740402/1490088419517403237/89186a5f77894c0a82fe9b061d069c6f.mov
A bit cruel and rude. ||But I confess it still was a tad funny||
not a single copper wire on the aurora was left unscaved
holy cognitive dissonance
im so scared to continue my gameplay

my friend goes there to watch videos where indians get into fatal accidents
ai, retar
oh shit its the jerma game
do not be scared

for the leviathans are not scared of you
but you can kill them
humanity triumphs once again
4546B is mine to strip of all natural resources
dont get mad
Triumphs with a human that has the capability to respawn fr
but
Oh I’m absolutely in rage
dying is real hard in this game
Would butcher the first person I see
hes true
i think in the last 2 years
i have only died once in this game
and i have had at least 4 full playthroughs
Maybe, maybe not. Doesn't matter, still funny and people did this kind of shit as a short-lasting trend:
https://www.facebook.com/paulieepaull/videos/the-moment-a-man-in-a-giraffe-costume-greets-a-wild-giraffe-an-accident-happens-/1483766270042277/
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keylogger
No. Not how keyloggers work, either.
keylogger
Doubtful.
Yes just login with ur account and it will keylog
apperanty there is a leviathan boss fight
I don't have facebook account and could watch that stuff.
cool
this is the exact lie a person posting a keylogger facebook link would say
frr
Seen better baits but if you don't want to watch the vid 
also thats 100% how keyloggers work lol
you input your facebook login info into a fake facebook
and get ur shit stolen
@vale sand am i wrong
Would have to be fake facebook. I don't use FB but IIRC www.facebook.com is the official site
So no.
@prime zenith what do you think about the base
Close but not quite, what you’re talking about is Credential Phishing
Keylogging is recording every single keystroke you do (every letter you type on your keyboard) and sending it to a remote server, which many of those sites also do, that way they have the data, even if you have never clicked “login”
A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.
well isn't that basically done to steal stuff like 1) login info or 2) credit card info
@vale sand do this
i bet xal has a keylogger
Excellent
for his strokes
even got turrets setup on there
Is that a turret
incase a leviathan decides to follow me back to the base
wta hell
i got a mod that does that

Yeah but keyloggers are usually installed to capture systemwide information, like I said, some websites that are credential phishing do it as well but that’s just for that very website, not global
I am German, what can that website tell me that I don’t already know 🥀
this title is not a fucking lie
someone asked him to name 5 african countries
bro said
south,west,east,north africa
not only is that wrong, it's not even five...
😭
How do you like Germany? Do you think it has changed for better in the last years?
It’s Sunday, I can’t be bothered to talk about this shit lmao
as a resident of tarkov vc the answer is no
as a resident of evil,
@ruby minnow
i live in the belgian city of istanbul
Given how he didn't differentiate FB from one, probably
adds up to 101% which is epci
lovely even
no german nor autist would make such a mistake
stolen valor
Alternatively someone making a quiz distinguishing autists and Germans would know that rounding percentages would piss both groups off and it would be extremely fun y
I'm not german or autistic , I'm bulgarian
nevermind it's not your fault you're the way you are

__1
44
- 47
91
just type 44+47=91 lil bro
@visual stirrup
i love when your outfit just refuses to load in
there's a reason why one of the most common Czech surnames is "Němec" which literally means "German"
@toxic sundial
you are the false german autist I was referring to; not the guy who made the test
Dexter, but Doakes is really autistic and can't pick up on social cues
elementary school ahh
rus_bot case in a nutshell
but doakes and dexter are the same person
cause falco is rus bot
If anything doakes called it
I mean I don't think Dexter can either
@lunar goblet why hello there
Hey.
Rusbot whenever somebody talks about Madi's cringey femboy behavior
I am just joking
pov: you gave pam another beer
Rusbot doesn't comment on it
some real'd the "i am just joking" and removed
What compels somebody to create this image?
A MUSKRAT BIT ME
defo aids
I dont think thats how the light is supposed to work but ok
@narrow lotus

he HAS to have a public humiliation kink
cuz with his money, why wouldn't he just pay a professional dominatrix to do that in private
cause he is da foot fetish goat
Kojima:
okay I kinda understand ig
greatest foot fetishist of today vs greatest foot fetishist of history
i mean Tarantino had the chance to do that scene with a very young gorgeous Salma Hayek , prob once in a lifetime
yolo
golf fucking sucks
ur mom sux
my dih
driving a golf club through your forehead
I would parry ut
No, the shine of my massive five head would distract him
careful there, he has the homer simpson armor
Slow down the swing. Open up for a parry
u think this because u suck at it
mang
how do you suck at golf
golf fucking sucks
is that even possible
it's just another game where guys try to put balls in holes. hardly much different from the popular shit
i dont know about that
considering the greatest golf player is a fat fucking chud who would play golf drunk as shit and high as shit on cocaine and such
disagree, contact sports are always cooler
so you just like men touching each other
exactly, it's a dei sport for fatasses
hes just chudmaxxing
home of sexual

i enjoyed wrestling, but golf has a certain appeal to me as well. the struggle to maintain every little part of your body in perfect composure to get that perfect hit is magnificient and incredibly difficult
Baseball also kind of sucks but not as much as golf
or you can just drink 17 beers and let that shit fly
I mostly did football and wrestling
stopped soccer and baseball pretty early on because they suck
Dad tried to get me to do golf when I bounced right off
what do you think about african americans
cause golf fuckin sucks
those are fun for sure. golf can be a lot of fun too, but it requires a different mindset a bit
my mindset was I wanted to fucking kill the guy across from me so
contact sport

next question
soccer does suck
fake balkaner
well when you grow out of just wanting to kill everything maybe you'll understand the appeal
mang
I don't want to kill everything I just liked contact sports
no
I'm not like a violent person
in golf the only opponent you struggle with is yourself. it's actually brutal in that way. nobody to blame when things go wrong but you
huge fan
oh please spare me the bullshit idc if u want to tear people to pieces
it's a perfectly normal teenage behavior imo
well
you said it
I don't know why fencing isn't more common, it's just like a rich people sport which sucks
I vote we replace all golf with swordfighting of various types
i looked into a fencing a bit and my take is it's too far removed from actual swordfighting to keep the appeal for most
tiger woods was drafted into the asian community in the Chapelle Show race draft
i would bet $2 the entire movie exists because he could include that scene
@river zealot @narrow lotus
"CUT. TAKE 23"
"Quentin, what was wrong with that scene? It went fine"
"I. SAID. CUT."
Have you heard the good news?
He has risen.
@icy apex
I need to make that Sopranos list
True but not all of them have watched it
I should remove their Kino role until they do
falco breath
Random voice message 
I actually fenced, its lowk fun af
It looks fun and I think contact/martial sports are way cooler than anything else
Definitely got to be cooler than golf
it looks so absurd with how the bendy swords are wobbling all over the place lol
any combat sport that doesn't permit grappling probably doesn't have much to do with combat
Literally right now
yeah not here

what are you weirdchamping at me for
Where do you live Xal
guess
Hell
I fucking wish

that's objectively true 

hows isaac going our fvorite lgbt queen
Cockrider
why is he like 4'8
So where do you live
Share it with the class
No one will knock on your door
he lives
Support the original Artist:
https://telephunken.bandcamp.com/track/01-west-coast-east-coast
He has risen
what door bro he probably has gates

cant fit thru a normal door

someone will
it won't be the Avon lady
but Osaka with a dufflebag full of fun
I missed the lore
What's going on between him and Osaka
FROM WHAT i heard allegedly osaka was doing rape jokes (?) but im not a credible source
nothing new
im pretty sure ii was inactive when the osaka happened
Ah
what have I done
I guess it's what cryon said
she apparently tried to join on an alt
ah so yeah
i almost was victimized
I'll face myself
Bruh
Ping me in it
Ah right
To cross out what I've becomeeee
I'll have to investigate in brainfart 2
I want to see it too, lol
also I have an idea for an edit
Shit I gotta watch
I'll ping the Kino role when Sound will post the video
I need the launchcodes man
gib

how do u get kino role
i never really understood why it exists

Call me J.F Kennedy cause I'm bout to start the nuclear crisis
hmm
you still have it bro
You ask for it
Sound is basically our meme maker, he does funny videos about funny moments in this server, since a lot of people are always involved, it's a nightmare to ping every user
Kino role is the solution
ah that makes sense
sound is a chill guy
Whoever asked for the role now has it
he's not meeting jidion
he's gonna meet one of those pred catchers that beat the life out of preds
Diddy mankind evolved
bro...
kinda your fault for being both good and editing and fucking hilarious
He's gonna get an email from little st james
even if it was jid the entire time he's still going to prison

One day I'll make a private channel with every possible video/meme/gif
golden MAGA hat trophy
for 100
We need to preverse the kino
screwyou wanted to make a thread before
he's gonna buy the trump brand condoms
before pins got increased to 250
need a gamma historian
where's the brainfart museum
and what happens when discord goes bankrupt and shuts down
A thread, a channel, whatever, just something to keep everything in one place
all the famous ban messages on podiums
the meme archive
At that point everyone will have the files in their hard drives
we rest our kekws at the bases
who else
the brainfart files
schleppa isnt human so
brainfart history is sitting in a premiere file since 10 months
maja

Oh boy, I sure hope this area is well designed and fun to explore
p!cryon
we need to make a new brainfart lore doc
it would be crazy if I edited my message, would make a insane screenshot

Another gif I have to save
peak
need to find the screenshot of the 7 jostas in mod role
Fucking gem
@oblique spire explain yourself
Let's put this thing to rest once and for all 💀
don't remind me of stalker rp
dyde
Don't ping him pls
fucking mental flashbang
such a shame that #stalker-RP is gone and unrecoverable
bro needs to be shot aswell
true
If only the archive wasnt only in falcos porn folder...
Well syno's original goldmine with stalker rp screenshots is still here
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Underrated
here are the only two other screenshots I was able to find
I swear on The Sopranos I don't have anything
wait no way busy was participating in it
He's perfect
original maja acc is gone
The makeup is incredible
@narrow lotus @river zealot new hasan piker clip
denying that Iran government killed 30k people in the protests
bruh




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