#🎪bruh-fart

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prisma venture
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and then ate her

stark gull
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If I had kids I wouldn't want that dog

prisma venture
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he had kid and had him

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he was normal to white people

pale ingot
jade surge
pale ingot
stark gull
jade surge
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"Hey everyone look at me! I have a feet fetish!! Look!!! Look I've spent real money to show you that I get aroused by feet!!!!!!"

stark gull
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It's gotta be 1st april joke

jade surge
jade surge
prisma venture
jade surge
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Its right there in the avatar decorations

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On the very top too

prisma venture
jade surge
dusk meadow
deft crescent
deft crescent
prisma venture
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@jade surge

deft crescent
jade surge
tight rune
# jade surge

I live in a realistic world and my life fucking sucks

deft crescent
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Opposition leader named after the people

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Bro just got raped by a black dude and thought hm how do i get karma from this

jade surge
naive bison
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they always look and sound like children...

pale ingot
jade surge
tidal trellis
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Morning boys pepefridge

split canyonBOT
jade surge
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Flopning

visual stirrup
jade surge
dusk meadow
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I don't think they're trying to hide it

jade surge
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Wtf

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Android Zomboid

split canyonBOT
naive bison
stone blade
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it may be fast on land but alytra still gives u the freedom of the height axis traversal

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Ice cold monster after yesterdays tooth stone removal made ouchy ouchy

naive bison
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elytras* are for exploring

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they break and need rockets to be good

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these are to go from A to B

stone blade
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ye thats what I meant

naive bison
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very very quickl

stone blade
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the exploring part ofit

naive bison
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guys how fucked would batman be if Bane wasn't pumping himself full of venom

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but viagra instead

stone blade
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"how fucked"

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pun intended?

naive bison
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no

stone blade
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damn.

arctic estuary
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Already exists, is called absolute venom and batman defeated him by pumping him with more viagra I mean venom

high wing
naive bison
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no viagra in sight

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losers

stark gull
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.Avif?

visual stirrup
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so he's safe

naive bison
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nevermind

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never you mind

pale ingot
narrow lotus
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@naive bison

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i need to chill

naive bison
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plot twist, iedy played only 1 game

stone blade
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no that was only the lobby he didn't even get to the game part

visual stirrup
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It's the meta to make sure there are no streamers in the lobby

dusk raven
fossil swan
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what did xal do to get muted thi swtime lmao

dusk raven
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no idea

fossil swan
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skom muted him lmfao

dusk raven
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but w nonetheless

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how long

fossil swan
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1 hour

dusk raven
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boooo

fossil swan
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he didnt do much but skom is just vengeful

jade surge
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Oh

fossil swan
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look in offtopic

dusk raven
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yea he muted for a day cause someone else pinged him

fossil swan
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inactive? i guess

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but he has a life probably

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like falco

dusk raven
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xal rant on skom incoming in an hour

fossil swan
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Low Tier Xal

dusk raven
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shit always goes down in this server when im sleeping

jade surge
raven python
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are so soy

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in games

jade surge
tidal trellis
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Now that's just wrong weirdge

unborn geode
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sub Comrade, I take the train that is overcrowded like Auschwitz was.That's why I couldn't answer, literally had no oxygen to breathe.

unborn geode
narrow lotus
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What flop just said

split canyonBOT
prisma venture
jade surge
unborn geode
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-0,5%

dense pollen
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Perfection

jade surge
feral kiln
unborn geode
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I do it the other way around

fallow trellis
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trying to run darktide on my 2018 laptop

stone blade
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gotta try and get the remaining animals I'm missing from the compendium as arthur

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well at least the ones outside new austin

jade surge
stone blade
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god damn studying the birds is so dumb

jade surge
stone blade
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WHy dont birds sit on trees in red dead

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instead they sit only on rocks or just fly everywhere

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so dumb

tight rune
# fallow trellis

Yeah this how darktide looked like when I tried to run it during the free week

deft crescent
stone blade
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YOU WOULD THINK

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birds would sit on trees

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so you would LOOK THERE

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not to mention sometimes they fly so high up you can't even study them

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its so stupid

prisma venture
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u are stupid

stone blade
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well we all knew that

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sky is blue ahh statement

prisma venture
prisma venture
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whhats that

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far cry?

jade surge
fallow trellis
pale ingot
narrow lotus
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@river zealot

visual stirrup
jade surge
prisma venture
jade surge
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Who the FUCK unironically eats pickledogs with pickle sauce

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Mungo

From the [video game] Fallout 3.
[The children] in [Little Lamplight] used it as an insult to adults.

"[Get out of here], you mungo!"

rare mica
toxic sundial
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!wormy

split canyonBOT
toxic sundial
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WOOOOH!

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DOUGH!!

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🍞

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@grizzled meadow

tight rune
# jade surge

I know a person in a server I'm in who's into dragons and this is exactly what I imagine them what they want to do

jade surge
sacred mountain
primal rapids
lusty hazel
lusty hazel
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but my local store was out of viking berry

primal kiln
jade surge
glad ingot
abstract ruin
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gobblin on shrek's sausage rn

tidal trellis
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Oh it's thundering outside

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Rather un-ideal

narrow lotus
split canyonBOT
jade surge
pseudo robin
jade surge
sacred mountain
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Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth
︀︀
︀︀And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working
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︀︀This scene is now canon 😭

Quoting Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

**💬 679 🔁 17.9K ❤️ 150.1K 👁️ 5.93M **

▶ Play video
primal rapids
smoky frost
sacred mountain
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Afaik all astronauts eg are ham radio certed and thats like not a mandatory training, they do it cuz they like it

lusty hazel
river zealot
grim sparrow
tidal trellis
sacred mountain
lusty hazel
split canyonBOT
lusty hazel
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what he look like after healing

sacred mountain
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He lost his eye? 💔

lusty hazel
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yup

stone blade
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IT"S DONE

jade surge
lusty hazel
jade surge
lusty hazel
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operation cost me like 800€

stone blade
narrow lotus
stone blade
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ok this time youre outta line

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the fk did I do to you mate

coarse bear
visual stirrup
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what kind of gigachad would have this setup?

fallow trellis
fallow trellis
sacred mountain
# fallow trellis

My geidar is working crazy rn, something is fishy with this gal (?)

jade surge
jade surge
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A monitor for short content

coarse bear
jade surge
upper shore
tight rune
# jade surge

Born in a wrong period of history to be in your early 20s

stark gull
jade surge
stone blade
dusk sentinel
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no chin

pale ingot
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it just slides off

narrow lotus
gusty heron
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blesss

grizzled meadow
jade surge
dusk sentinel
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LOL

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My pattern recognition is tingling

grizzled meadow
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I'm missing the original reference

dusk sentinel
grizzled meadow
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Nah man I can't believe it's actually that

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I even watched the video

dusk sentinel
grizzled meadow
primal kayak
stoic girder
jade surge
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Hamburg

City State; A diverse mixture of cultures in the North of Germany with more [millionaires] per capita than any other city in Germany. It is a unique wonderland with a reputation for shit weather and constant wind. The police in Hamburg have leather jackets, making them tougher and uber cool. The biggest cemetery in Europe is in Hamburg, with it's own dedicated bus service.

Famous and well known for many things, including: Sankt Pauli, the Beatles, and Gina Wild; Some [German rap] stars have [originated] and reside within Hamburg. A media centre. Many homeless people live in Hamburg.

Q: Where were the Beatles first [established] as a popular band?
a=They started in Hamburg on their journey of world [domination].
Q: What are [hamburgers], the food item, named after?
a=not Hamburg.
Q: Why do people say Hamburg isn't the best?
a=they are in denial, or jealous, or both. Cops with leather jackets, Mann! Who wouldn't be jealous of that?

primal kayak
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@pale ingot burger

prisma venture
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ill do it once

pale ingot
primal kayak
prisma venture
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damn

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u let that slide ? @primal kayak

pale ingot
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because its true...

prisma venture
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DAUMN

primal kayak
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It's not true

prisma venture
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like that ham

prisma venture
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@pale ingot what will u say to that

dusk meadow
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bro got shit on once and now he's trying to take it out on an inactive chat omegakekw

prisma venture
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he insulted u like that

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and u gonna take it?

pale ingot
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i dont talk with retards ignored

prisma venture
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woah

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man banderaz is fucked from that one

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good shit ham

primal kayak
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What's the command that pulls up your server statistics?

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Uhhh

icy apex
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log?

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or

primal kayak
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s?user @primal kayak

fringe orioleBOT
prisma venture
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s?user @prisma venture

fringe orioleBOT
primal kayak
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s?user @pale ingot

fringe orioleBOT
pale ingot
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#strokingit

primal kayak
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Absolute yapper

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@pale ingot whore

pale ingot
prisma venture
primal kayak
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Yea

pale ingot
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Bet

hot solstice
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s?user @hot solstice

fringe orioleBOT
hot solstice
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YES MAN YES

prisma venture
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what?

hot solstice
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only brainfart

prisma venture
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same

hot solstice
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looking back at my ancient messages and i mourn Delight

dusk meadow
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s?user @dusk meadow

fringe orioleBOT
tight rune
toxic sundial
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somebody was rude to me at work

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for NO reason

tight rune
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Punch them

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OHKO them

toxic sundial
naive bison
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holy shit

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@narrow lotus @river zealot flat earthers STILL exist btw

fossil swan
jade surge
naive bison
naive bison
river zealot
naive bison
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you know the one

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i love flat earth because it's one theory you can physically disprove yourself btw @river zealot

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you can actually test the earth and disprove proposed models of a flat earth irl yourself

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like they literally went to antarctica and filmed the sun going in a circle above for 24 hrs

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something impossible on a flat earth

naive bison
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their solution? say its fake and the flat earther that went along with other globers a shill who was captured by the global elites

river zealot
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And it's actually the sun orbiting around the flat earth

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Huh liberal

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Haven't thought of that one have you

naive bison
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that earth is a disk and the sun is much smaller and much less far away

stark gull
naive bison
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floating in a perfect circle above earth

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which still makes zero sense because how could the earth cast light on exactle half the planet at any 1 time

naive bison
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should happen more often

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you deserve it

stark gull
naive bison
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idk where he gets them from

naive bison
stark gull
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Israel is so wrong for that

naive bison
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loser checking blocked messages

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🖕🏿 peepostarechamp2

naive bison
naive bison
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?????????

stark gull
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You have to be an absolute Homo Habilis to pay big money for some barely living thing

toxic sundial
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I'm going to stop at the gas station to get gas and I'm not going to get any little treat or anything and you guys need to know the strength that is gonna take

solar breach
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Game x change had a dreamcast today but I was out of money PepeHands

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Had an almost mint copy of ET though

naive bison
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nvm 9 doler

stark gull
scenic field
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They were all big breeds and made it over 10 years

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Oldest one died at around 17 or so

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Poor dude got full of tumors. But he was active and liked interacting with the horses

storm stream
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Mby he's trying to tell you something...

hot solstice
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mewgenics lookin ass cat

jade surge
high wing
jade surge
solar breach
dusk meadow
stark gull
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Where's that meme about aliens burning the whole planet with laser while mocking "human indomitable spirit"?

jade surge
stoic girder
stone blade
dense pollen
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Ugonma

Ugonma means beautiful eagle. She is radiantly beautiful and the definitely one of the best woman a man can wish for as a wife. She is well equipped in a managerial sense. Ugonma is [realistic] and practical. She is a goal getter. If Ugonma loves you , she loves with her heart. She is very dependable and determined.she is honest and loyal. She likes the [good things] of life and often tagged as a minister for enjoyment. In summary she possesses positive qualities and can be tagged as an amazing wife, mother and [business Partner].

[Do you] have an Ugonma [in your life]?

crimson crag
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Sugonma nuts

naive bison
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HEEEEEEEEELP

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HELP ME

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WHAT ARE THESE RECOMMENDED

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@narrow lotus @river zealot

high wing
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youtube bases on what you watch

naive bison
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LIKE

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HELLO?!!!?!?!?!

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wtf thius looks like peak

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HELP ME BRO WHAT THE FUCK

fading portal
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I think you only have one option left

naive bison
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TRIPLE T

stoic girder
tame halo
thorny folio
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then

dusk meadow
# naive bison ?????

xal giving himself away when he realizes the youtube recommended gives more of what you already watched

naive bison
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@river zealot injecting my with ozempic while im not looking

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@thorny folio @narrow lotus

dusk meadow
tame halo
naive bison
fossil swan
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it doesn't

dusk meadow
fossil swan
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the algorythm feed thing was changed like 20 times again because of some new ownership shit

tame halo
fallow trellis
tame halo
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xal forgot to use incognito mode and this is the result

naive bison
dusk meadow
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LMAO

fresh rose
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now we know what xal watches

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besides food videos that is

dusk meadow
naive bison
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WHAT EVEN IS THIS BRO????????

thorny folio
naive bison
fresh rose
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NETANYAHUUUUU YOUR SON HAS ARRIVEDD

stoic girder
dusk meadow
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xal trying to salvage his aura kekl

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you're not escaping the toy chica sex allegations

naive bison
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??????????????????????????????????????

fossil swan
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i dont even watch ron

naive bison
thorny folio
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BROO

naive bison
solar breach
naive bison
solar breach
naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot

fresh rose
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Bro got a video about himself

naive bison
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gem

fresh rose
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pot calls kettle black

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fucking hell

fading portal
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fight

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fight

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fight

naive bison
solar breach
naive bison
sleek zinc
naive bison
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whats up

storm stream
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muted for noticing

naive bison
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oh shizz

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@river zealot @narrow lotus
i talk to @thick wadi for the first time in days and this is what i see in my rec

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@river zealot @narrow lotus @thick wadi

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 glazed

Having been [covered] in [sperm].

He glazed the girl's [face], then [immediately] [went] soft.

jade surge
jade surge
naive bison
stoic girder
narrow lotus
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fuck that guy

fossil swan
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that fat fuck

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Thee

'Thee' means its the official one of [something], and that its 'thee' original, rather than 'the' original. its a way of saying [something] is unique and is unike [anything else].

~Thee one and only Charles [walked in] our class today!
~Thee [official] kill Justin Biebers parents group.
~Thee one and only... ...Blair [Ritchie]!

naive bison
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NEURON ACTIVATION

pale ingot
naive bison
fading portal
# naive bison

you think he would be good at fighting games after playing them for years

toxic sundial
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fard

naive bison
gusty heron
broken pebble
gusty heron
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Damn

jade surge
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Foid

A [hemorrhoid] with many folds
Foids ([Plural])

[Hemorrhoids] Folds

I [developed] severe foids after shoving a [cucumber] [up my ass] for week.

gusty heron
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Oh so Nancy Pelosi, got it

paper schooner
swift scarab
tame halo
tame halo
jade surge
storm stream
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incredible

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@stone blade

stone blade
jade surge
storm stream
pale ingot
jade surge
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Cat reposts are welcome

fluid heron
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bruh the first fucking raid 1 guy completely different ideology her fucking husband somehow

storm stream
jade surge
jade surge
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Translated from Turkish

pale ingot
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literally nothing else to do

jade surge
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how about having FUN

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like getting covid and going outside to spread it more

pale ingot
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true

jade surge
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i remember those mfs who used to cough on groceries to keep covid going

pale ingot
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mega based

drifting mantle
thorny talon
high wing
jade surge
hot solstice
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bitches be thinkin i'm CRAZY when i tell them about that spot bro

drifting mantle
fresh rose
thorn bluff
high wing
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Ummm

fresh rose
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Based

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So fucking based

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
high wing
jade surge
storm stream
drifting mantle
high wing
tidal sonnet
drifting mantle
tidal sonnet
stoic girder
dusk sentinel
drifting mantle
# dusk sentinel Mental age of that femoid is like 3 lmao

You would think that, but then you hear about the story. Where someone drove inside a wall of a McDonald's. Because a sign said "drive in".
Guy won the case if I remember correctly and they changed it to "drive through" or something

primal kayak
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Time to drive through some mcdonalds and win the jackpot

dusk sentinel
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We can't have nice things because of retards and malicious folks who try to take advantage of shit, lmao

jade surge
jade surge
primal kayak
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Already in mind

jade surge
stoic girder
dusk sentinel
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Me lowkey using 2-hander as Kliff in Crimson Desert, lmao

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(it has the coolest moveset)

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Didn't even test the femoid character the game gave me lmao

drifting mantle
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You know of all the cases, people made a fortune in the US by winning stupid law cases.
This lady probably thought the same thing

primal kayak
drifting mantle
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@verbal needle @vast wren

primal kayak
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Crazy work Hal

gleaming grove
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Pekomama

drifting mantle
smoky frost
primal kayak
drifting mantle
primal kayak
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Couldn't find the english version sorry

drifting mantle
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It's alright, rabbi

primal kayak
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Thanks thumbsUp2x

gleaming grove
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Oh my god young man

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Kill yourself

smoky frost
gleaming grove
primal kayak
drifting mantle
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Bro will be part of the slave camp

smoky frost
primal rapids
gusty heron
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the foreskin being the male G-Spot thing?

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The frenelum as it's called

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that funny thin line that goes from your pee hole to about midway to your balls

gusty heron
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ummm, when you are uncut you have way way more nerve endings for sensation

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you lose a fuck-ton of those when getting circumcised

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but on the flip side, your chances of catching any kind of infection involving your pee-hole decrease by 80% just by not having a foreskin

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you win some you lose some i suppose

fresh rose
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Hold on

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Found it

gusty heron
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this spot. the "frenelum"

little mirage
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You can also hide things there like a mini pocket

lapis zinc
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Those little mini m&ms

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Bitches love my mcflurry

little mirage
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They dont tell you this but thats where most male protaganist huge storage space is

dusk sentinel
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Dang, that's a descriptive drawing

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Side view, right?

gusty heron
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I shit you not, in sophomore year of high school

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I used to get called to the front of the class by our 'health' teacher

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to draw all the anatomy shit for the sex ed portion of the year

lapis zinc
little mirage
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I save millions of dollars from lotion because the foreskin dont need that

lapis zinc
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Drybeaters:

little mirage
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You cant beat him, he has mod control

lapis zinc
gusty heron
storm stream
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I saw that shi lol

gusty heron
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yeah then i remembered there's more people in this server than live in my entire state

storm stream
gusty heron
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no

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only MUSLIMS do that

lapis zinc
storm stream
gusty heron
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welp

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now i'm on the hook for someone's therapy

lapis zinc
gusty heron
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oh

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SAFE

storm stream
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That wasn't even that bad

lapis zinc
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i doubt that mf has the attention span to read 1 (one) whole sentence, let alone follow a text convo

dusk sentinel
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Remember, folks

It's scientifically true that there is no dedicated "reading center" in the human brain. Reading is a modern cultural invention (only a few thousand years old) rather than an innate biological skill, the human brain did not evolve a specific area to handle it. That's why you have to actually train yourself to read and do it as early as possible, or otherwise you end up as an illiterate retard who can't even process words, lmao

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Something something "illiteracy and crime rates" something something, too

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Good thing the folks who frequent here are autistic enough to be able to read, lol

pale ingot
gusty heron
dusk sentinel
gusty heron
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ergo, if you can't read you're going to crime

lapis zinc
gusty heron
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all you need is a little paint stripper

dusk sentinel
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I guess they got the street smarts

gusty heron
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take them to those saturday markets

dusk sentinel
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Even a retard is right once in a while

gusty heron
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maybe i shouldn't say this

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i don't need the $ecret $ervice at my fucking door

dusk sentinel
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LOL

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Right.

gusty heron
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they are oddly enough

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the ones that bust money counterfeiting

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and that is what people that counterfeit do

gusty heron
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is take their fake hundreds to local mom and pop markets

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to have them broken into real change

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was locked up with a guy that got busted for it

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that's how i know

lapis zinc
gusty heron
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weird isn't it?

lapis zinc
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irs was just created in 1862

lapis zinc
gusty heron
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for some reason whenever i tell people the Civil War was over property rights and not slavery, people give me worried looks

sacred mountain
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Something aint right

gusty heron
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broke someone's ribs and strangled them while drunk

high wing
gusty heron
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not professional spy behaviour

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my bad homies

sacred mountain
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Bro is not james bond 💔

gusty heron
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💯

high wing
sacred mountain
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Thats alright, you are still oue favourite resident mossad agent

gusty heron
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lmao, i love that it's just accepted that i'm mossad here

sacred mountain
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❤️

gusty heron
high wing
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@naive bison count your days buddy

gusty heron
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you guys like my hat?

high wing
gusty heron
lapis zinc
gusty heron
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it really was over property rights, and not in the way you think

high wing
gusty heron
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abraham lincoln was not the bed of roses everyone makes him out to be

gusty heron
lapis zinc
high wing
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this is like 8k

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meanwhile a fucking magazine case

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cant have shit in la mang

gusty heron
high wing
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🥀

gusty heron
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you mean in a game

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.....

high wing
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i was mostly joking

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but the fact night vision is more affordable than gun case is hilarious

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i get why they do it

gusty heron
high wing
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gray zone

gusty heron
#

ah

spring quail
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gray zone wifi

high wing
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weefee

spring quail
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ill get to play sunday

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im excite

sacred mountain
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Why is like everyone glazing the shit outta gzw lately

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Did an update or smtn came out?

spring quail
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better than tarkov

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yes

sacred mountain
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Huh

stoic girder
high wing
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it still needs fixes mostly with the ai

gusty heron
high wing
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but its been really good so far

spring quail
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and they dont jew you for a pve mode

high wing
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i disavow that statement

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but yeah pve mode doesnt cost you an additional 20-30 dollars to access

sacred mountain
stoic girder
high wing
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i have not tried the pvp cause im a chud

sacred mountain
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If they were fixed and its linux supportrd i may consider throwing it a bone ngl

high wing
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dunno about linux

high wing
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dont tell anyone

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it plays so much better than tarkov imo

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performance wise*

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especially since the optics use picture-in-picture

sacred mountain
gusty heron
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so wait, what do you mean

high wing
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in most games when you can zoom in the whole screen zooms

gusty heron
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that's FOV zoom

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that's not PiP

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"in most games when you can zoom in the whole screen zooms" = FOV zoom

sacred mountain
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@high wing which bundle you'd recommend?

high wing
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but thats up to you since its on sale

gusty heron
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Tarkov also uses PiP

high wing
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yes and it lowers your frames

gusty heron
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ah

lapis zinc
high wing
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unless they fixed it since then

gusty heron
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lol, no

high wing
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i hated that shit

gusty heron
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i fucking hated the overlay

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as soon as Insurgency mod for Source engine had a PiP scope my balls dropped and i started cumming

lapis zinc
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main stalker game scopes were peak

high wing
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its why i downloaded the separate gamma mod that added PiP

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it was a bitch but worth it

gusty heron
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what about next gen gave you trouble?

lapis zinc
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nah im talking about soc

high wing
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compared to either the physical animation or that it takes a while

high wing
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i couldnt find a good gif

gusty heron
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please stop reminding me lol

lapis zinc
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kino

gusty heron
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please just let this die

high wing
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beloved fish gun

lapis zinc
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no its funny as hell

high wing
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god i fucking love this thing

high wing
# gusty heron

imagine if someone made a fun game "is it an ingame optic or an overlay"

gusty heron
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Really making me feel my age seeing all these old SoC mod screenshots again

high wing
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ak-12 my beloved

sacred mountain
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Im boutta make a horrible financial move

summer flame
high wing
summer flame
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ye

gusty heron
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get with the times

thick wadi
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that game ran like DOGSHIT when it launched

gusty heron
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oh here we go

high wing
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but it does not anymore

thick wadi
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if the game still has the "three exfil and infil" zone shit

thick wadi
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where everyone shares the same points and theres only a few of them

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like, for the entire map

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i swear there was 3 total

high wing
thick wadi
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im assuming the lzs are all exfil and infil point

high wing
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yeah

thick wadi
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so they fixed that dogshit mostly too

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neat

high wing
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yeah i dont have access to LZs that are near the other factions

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and vise versa

gusty heron
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YAAAAWN

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FUCKING BORIIIIING

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Anyways an F15 got shot down

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hoo whee, what is that 8 million down the drain?

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I was waaaaay off

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fuck

quartz ridge
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that and an a-10

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a helicopter was also shot down but they crash landed in iraq in friendly lines but idk if thats verified true

gusty heron
quartz ridge
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so like the other guy is just missing

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rip

gusty heron
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not my beloved fart plane

quartz ridge
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f-15E is 2 seater btw

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a-10 pilot also recovered?

gusty heron
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but the plane

quartz ridge
gusty heron
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yeah i know

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lol

gusty heron
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so probably hostage situation soon yes?

gusty heron
icy apex
gusty heron
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ugh

icy apex
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Its a meme

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Its not ment to be taken seriously

gusty heron
icy apex
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-# though in this case it could be

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Up to personal interpretation

storm stream
gusty heron
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i have taken the o'hare checklist...

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👀

gusty heron
storm stream
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also, why did you do it?

gusty heron
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They slapped me

storm stream
gusty heron
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I don't think so

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For inviting a friend that they didn't like over to drink?

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no i don't think i deserved it

storm stream
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I see

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Served again by the Injustice System

gusty heron
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I mean

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my response was grossly dis-proportionate to what started it, lol

storm stream
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it is what is it type shi

gusty heron
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was also over 9 years ago, lol

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word of advice to anyone lurking though

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If you are at all at risk of binge drinking. like if you ever get so drunk you black out or don't remember anything?

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do not learn any kind of martial arts.

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that muscle memory will kick in at the worst possible time

gusty heron
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when your brain is that poisoned, it just flips the switch bro

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lol

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i'm not claiming to be some kind of billy-badass, anyone here, with enough alcohol and adrenaline? is capable of incredible things

sacred mountain
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Can confirm as someone who had night shifts in ER

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Peoplr can get absurdly strong

gleaming grove
storm stream
gusty heron
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their bony little granny fists will fuck you up

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though, their knuckles will probably be swollen and purple the next day, probably have skin tears

sacred mountain
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Dont forget their half of bones in their hand broken like a twig omegakekw

gusty heron
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one of my worst blood draws was on an 86 year old lady that was skin and bones

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no arms veins to speak of

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couldn't do an ankle stick

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had to go for the back of her hand

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and those little fuckers kept rolling like wet spaghetti noodles

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and when i finally got my tubes filled her shit popped

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she had a big purple egg on the back of her hand for 3 days

sacred mountain
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Eeyikes

gusty heron
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worked at Texas Health Resources

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the hospitals that let one of their nurses die of ebola back in 2014

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yeah we remember that tiny nightmare don't we

sacred mountain
gusty heron
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sometimes i'm kinda glad my violent felony precludes me from medical work

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the pay was amazing but goddamn that shit was aids

sacred mountain
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Oh you know it

gusty heron
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Teenage pregnancy rates in texas are way too goddamn high

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and the fat people there are retarded

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yeah, too many times i had to 'break the glass' on my assignment start of shift

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iykyk

quartz ridge
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never would have guessed it

gusty heron
sacred mountain
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Lowk i started to understand why some of the doctors in here trying to specialize in labs instead of clinics

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People are assholes

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They simply dont wanna deal with em and thats lowk understandable

gusty heron
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i'd rather centrifuge tubes all day than talk to people yeah

stoic girder
gusty heron
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yes that's... how it happened