#🎪bruh-fart
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If I had kids I wouldn't want that dog
yummers
discord, why
put those on...
Anything but bug fixes
"Hey everyone look at me! I have a feet fetish!! Look!!! Look I've spent real money to show you that I get aroused by feet!!!!!!"
It's gotta be 1st april joke
thats why i hate april first
nah, came out on the 2nd
@prisma venture
And fuck u mods its not on there
@jade surge
llama
@narrow lotus or @naive bison, call it
I live in a realistic world and my life fucking sucks
This u
Opposition leader named after the people
Bro just got raped by a black dude and thought hm how do i get karma from this
dude doesnt know about the secret pedophile meta
Morning boys 
Flopning
Why!
secret?
I don't think they're trying to hide it
Wtf
Android Zomboid
Someone did it
gm
backshots as a method of travel
it may be fast on land but alytra still gives u the freedom of the height axis traversal
Ice cold monster after yesterdays tooth stone removal made ouchy ouchy
which is why highways exist, dumbass
elytras* are for exploring
they break and need rockets to be good
these are to go from A to B
ye thats what I meant
very very quickl
the exploring part ofit
guys how fucked would batman be if Bane wasn't pumping himself full of venom
but viagra instead
no
Already exists, is called absolute venom and batman defeated him by pumping him with more viagra I mean venom
.Avif?
Well, Batman's cape is already kinda like a birka
so he's safe
has this ever stopped a
nevermind
never you mind

holy speed
behavior score maxxes out at 12000 and you lose 1 point for every N-word said in voice chat
plot twist, iedy played only 1 game

no that was only the lobby he didn't even get to the game part
It's the meta to make sure there are no streamers in the lobby
why does dota have social score
what did xal do to get muted thi swtime lmao
no idea
skom muted him lmfao
1 hour
boooo
Wtf did bro get muted for
he didnt do much but skom is just vengeful
Oh
look in offtopic
yea he muted for a day cause someone else pinged him
yeah skom is like
inactive? i guess
but he has a life probably
like falco
xal rant on skom incoming in an hour
Low Tier Xal
Replace S5 with xal and Falco with skom
shit always goes down in this server when im sleeping
Now that's just wrong 
sub Comrade, I take the train that is overcrowded like Auschwitz was.That's why I couldn't answer, literally had no oxygen to breathe.
why didnt u called police?
Gestapo was already on
What flop just said
Why!
good
-0,5%
Perfection
His face lol
I do it the other way around
gotta try and get the remaining animals I'm missing from the compendium as arthur
well at least the ones outside new austin
god damn studying the birds is so dumb
WHy dont birds sit on trees in red dead
instead they sit only on rocks or just fly everywhere
so dumb
Yeah this how darktide looked like when I tried to run it during the free week
Unplayable garbage, 0/10 realism
it's the one gripe I have with red dead 2
YOU WOULD THINK
birds would sit on trees
so you would LOOK THERE
not to mention sometimes they fly so high up you can't even study them
its so stupid
u are stupid

80 fps
mf is like "but its portable tho"
@river zealot
I need a bitch like this to blow my shit smoov off
this one good
What the fuck is Poland even about man
Who the FUCK unironically eats pickledogs with pickle sauce
📚 Mungo
From the [video game] Fallout 3.
[The children] in [Little Lamplight] used it as an insult to adults.
"[Get out of here], you mungo!"
when you explain what a vegan is to the polak and he come back with this
!wormy
I know a person in a server I'm in who's into dragons and this is exactly what I imagine them what they want to do
Fed honeypot
you mean relish
it sucked
but my local store was out of viking berry
Shrek sausage
gobblin on shrek's sausage rn
awww fwoppy is scaweeed

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth
︀︀
︀︀And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working
︀︀
︀︀This scene is now canon 😭
Quoting Polymarket (@Polymarket)
︀
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
Solution: switch to linux
Ngl im bewildered that nasa actually uses fucking microsoft out of every other option considering nasa personnel are usually ultra nerds
Afaik all astronauts eg are ham radio certed and thats like not a mandatory training, they do it cuz they like it

Am not!!
Pls tell me its ok 
he's snoring in the other room rn
what he look like after healing
He lost his eye? 💔
yup
Why!!
How
poked it out somehow
operation cost me like 800€
good show
shut up
what kind of gigachad would have this setup?
how come when i sahre it it sonly 3 3hrs
My geidar is working crazy rn, something is fishy with this gal (?)
Ah yes, the Reelsitor
A monitor for short content
dedicated 24/7 subway surfers monitor
Born in a wrong period of history to be in your early 20s
Is that like reference to Ape stain or something?
@naive bison
inb4 ai
its actually optimal because you cant uppercut him or anything
it just slides off
@gusty heron
🪱
Explain
I'm missing the original reference
First: #🎪bruh-fart message
Then look at the background image lol

@naive bison look silly cat
/kill @primal kayak
📚 Hamburg
City State; A diverse mixture of cultures in the North of Germany with more [millionaires] per capita than any other city in Germany. It is a unique wonderland with a reputation for shit weather and constant wind. The police in Hamburg have leather jackets, making them tougher and uber cool. The biggest cemetery in Europe is in Hamburg, with it's own dedicated bus service.
Famous and well known for many things, including: Sankt Pauli, the Beatles, and Gina Wild; Some [German rap] stars have [originated] and reside within Hamburg. A media centre. Many homeless people live in Hamburg.
Q: Where were the Beatles first [established] as a popular band?
a=They started in Hamburg on their journey of world [domination].
Q: What are [hamburgers], the food item, named after?
a=not Hamburg.
Q: Why do people say Hamburg isn't the best?
a=they are in denial, or jealous, or both. Cops with leather jackets, Mann! Who wouldn't be jealous of that?
@primal kayak whore

because its true...
DAUMN
It's not true
like that ham
@pale ingot what will u say to that
bro got shit on once and now he's trying to take it out on an inactive chat 
he yapping more than me tbh...
i dont talk with retards 
s?user @primal kayak
s?user @prisma venture
s?user @pale ingot
#strokingit
Wanna fuck?
Yea
Bet
s?user @hot solstice
YES MAN YES
what?
only brainfart
same
looking back at my ancient messages and i mourn Delight
s?user @dusk meadow
https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DWlz651EqTS/?next=%2F @primal kayak

the one community that refuses to die out
does anyone know this cat's name?
raw while singing china's national anthem
Every conspiracy theory proven true BUT flat earth
they are literally hanging like that one wojak
you know the one
i love flat earth because it's one theory you can physically disprove yourself btw @river zealot
you can actually test the earth and disprove proposed models of a flat earth irl yourself
like they literally went to antarctica and filmed the sun going in a circle above for 24 hrs
something impossible on a flat earth
What if goes under the earth
their solution? say its fake and the flat earther that went along with other globers a shill who was captured by the global elites
And it's actually the sun orbiting around the flat earth
Huh liberal
Haven't thought of that one have you
thats what they actually believe btw
that earth is a disk and the sun is much smaller and much less far away
Honestly ain't bad wisdom
floating in a perfect circle above earth
which still makes zero sense because how could the earth cast light on exactle half the planet at any 1 time
good
should happen more often
you deserve it
Where do you keep finding these inbred cats?
my israeli friend sends me them

idk where he gets them from
how did you see my messages, i thought you blocked me
Israel is so wrong for that
what da hel
?????????
All I'm saying is selective breeding in pets is retarded at this point
You have to be an absolute Homo Habilis to pay big money for some barely living thing
I'm going to stop at the gas station to get gas and I'm not going to get any little treat or anything and you guys need to know the strength that is gonna take
Game x change had a dreamcast today but I was out of money 
Had an almost mint copy of ET though
My best dogs were all mutts
shouldnt ts be rly expensive
nvm 9 doler
Were they breathing normally? Did you have to pay for C-section when one them was pregnant?
They were all big breeds and made it over 10 years
Oldest one died at around 17 or so
Poor dude got full of tumors. But he was active and liked interacting with the horses
xal pov

Mby he's trying to tell you something...
mewgenics lookin ass cat
Nope, but its still cool to have
this is better than jerking off
Where's that meme about aliens burning the whole planet with laser while mocking "human indomitable spirit"?
only active after apply
Transformative editing by: Lenspovd
#planecrash
#aviation #pilots #ytshorts #funny #viral #viralvideo #shortsvideo #viralshort #viralshorts
#breakingbad
#pilot #pilotmeme #aviationmeme #pilotlife #airplanememes #aviationhumor #pilotjokes #cockpithumor #pilotshorts #youtubeShorts #funnyshorts #aviationlife #airlinehumor #pilotpov #funnyaviat...
📚 Ugonma
Ugonma means beautiful eagle. She is radiantly beautiful and the definitely one of the best woman a man can wish for as a wife. She is well equipped in a managerial sense. Ugonma is [realistic] and practical. She is a goal getter. If Ugonma loves you , she loves with her heart. She is very dependable and determined.she is honest and loyal. She likes the [good things] of life and often tagged as a minister for enjoyment. In summary she possesses positive qualities and can be tagged as an amazing wife, mother and [business Partner].
[Do you] have an Ugonma [in your life]?
Sugonma nuts
?????
HEEEEEEEEELP
HELP ME
WHAT ARE THESE RECOMMENDED
@narrow lotus @river zealot
LIKE
HELLO?!!!?!?!?!
Wishlist on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3810050
Rabona is an online multiplayer soccer game with physics-based gameplay. Take total ball control with precise touches. Join the real football action with your friends. Feel the game.
—
It’s official, the game finally has a store page and identity!
There have been lots of impro...
wtf thius looks like peak
HELP ME BRO WHAT THE FUCK

something something you are what you eat
xal giving himself away when he realizes the youtube recommended gives more of what you already watched
@river zealot injecting my with ozempic while im not looking
@thorny folio @narrow lotus
no he's a dick
just not fucking true btw
no
it doesn't
cope??
the algorythm feed thing was changed like 20 times again because of some new ownership shit

LMAO
I didn't expect anything less

NETANYAHUUUUU YOUR SON HAS ARRIVEDD
Kratos comes out of the fight wearing a Kippah.
BROO
my friends when i leave my packs out
10000% a porn "artist"
@narrow lotus @river zealot
get on my level, cloutless bitch ass mf
stan booty poppin to Lil John
gem
"Keeping one's attitude positive, especially when the world conspires to make us mad, is one of the great accomplishments of life."
TND (Total Negativity Death)
i love this vid so much
I used to watch this guy play RTS games all time time. Good ole rolfeness.
whats up
muted for noticing
it is what it is
oh shizz
@river zealot @narrow lotus
i talk to @thick wadi for the first time in days and this is what i see in my rec
@river zealot @narrow lotus @thick wadi

📚 glazed
Having been [covered] in [sperm].
He glazed the girl's [face], then [immediately] [went] soft.
what
is this a bad tiem
@narrow lotus
that fat fuck
📚 Thee
'Thee' means its the official one of [something], and that its 'thee' original, rather than 'the' original. its a way of saying [something] is unique and is unike [anything else].
~Thee one and only Charles [walked in] our class today!
~Thee [official] kill Justin Biebers parents group.
~Thee one and only... ...Blair [Ritchie]!
kill yourself activation
you think he would be good at fighting games after playing them for years
xal, you have some strange tastes in men.
📚 Foid
A [hemorrhoid] with many folds
Foids ([Plural])
[Hemorrhoids] Folds
I [developed] severe foids after shoving a [cucumber] [up my ass] for week.
literally me
30 fps gaming with drops to 15 fps
Nothing ever happens

real
♻️♻️♻️
bruh the first fucking raid 1 guy completely different ideology her fucking husband somehow
expires in: 30 days
Inflation or something

Translated from Turkish
cant blame the man, it was 2020
literally nothing else to do
wdym nothing else
how about having FUN
like getting covid and going outside to spread it more
i remember those mfs who used to cough on groceries to keep covid going
mega based
Friends, slap me with so much love that I also want to eat it.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️
YES MAN VALIDATION AT LAST
bitches be thinkin i'm CRAZY when i tell them about that spot bro
I would be angry too, if I learned to be part of a Religion that removes my g spot 
The sword master who practiced the same slash 7000000000 times
And dulled his sword
Ummm
They also mutilate girls, right?
No idea, I don't engage in these barbarish activities
……
Quoting Polymarket (@Polymarket)
︀
BREAKING: Health officials warn that dinosaur chicken nuggets sold at Walmart may contain high levels of lead.
Mental age of that femoid is like 3 lmao

You would think that, but then you hear about the story. Where someone drove inside a wall of a McDonald's. Because a sign said "drive in".
Guy won the case if I remember correctly and they changed it to "drive through" or something
Time to drive through some mcdonalds and win the jackpot
We can't have nice things because of retards and malicious folks who try to take advantage of shit, lmao
Next time he'll try to go as fast as possible to fly straight through the building and win another case
Already in mind

Me lowkey using 2-hander as Kliff in Crimson Desert, lmao
(it has the coolest moveset)
Didn't even test the femoid character the game gave me lmao
Well, I think the sign also wasn't on the wall anymore. But instead on an overhang sign, were you literally can drive through lmao 
You know of all the cases, people made a fortune in the US by winning stupid law cases.
This lady probably thought the same thing
Just like that mcdonalds story where some soil used to grow vegetables got contaminated by dangerous chemicals
@verbal needle @vast wren
Crazy work Hal
Pekomama

ALWAYS goon
I have a new book rec for you
Classic
Couldn't find the english version sorry
It's alright, rabbi
Thanks 
Me?
Do you want to?
Bro will be part of the slave camp
No
I prefer Purple Comatose Prevarication
kinda true
the foreskin being the male G-Spot thing?
The frenelum as it's called
that funny thin line that goes from your pee hole to about midway to your balls
ummm, when you are uncut you have way way more nerve endings for sensation
you lose a fuck-ton of those when getting circumcised
but on the flip side, your chances of catching any kind of infection involving your pee-hole decrease by 80% just by not having a foreskin
you win some you lose some i suppose
I got a rlly good one
Hold on
Found it
You can also hide things there like a mini pocket
They dont tell you this but thats where most male protaganist huge storage space is
I shit you not, in sophomore year of high school
I used to get called to the front of the class by our 'health' teacher
to draw all the anatomy shit for the sex ed portion of the year
I'm glad you did your part for penis inspection day
I save millions of dollars from lotion because the foreskin dont need that
Drybeaters:
You cant beat him, he has mod control
We will have to advance to bloodbeaters

I saw that shi lol
yeah then i remembered there's more people in this server than live in my entire state
btw, do they mutilate girls too?
i looked away for 3 seconds to give my little brother some pizza what did you post
hopefully your little brother can't read

nah he is a lost cause because his mother let him have a smartphone before the age of 7
That wasn't even that bad
i doubt that mf has the attention span to read 1 (one) whole sentence, let alone follow a text convo
Remember, folks
It's scientifically true that there is no dedicated "reading center" in the human brain. Reading is a modern cultural invention (only a few thousand years old) rather than an innate biological skill, the human brain did not evolve a specific area to handle it. That's why you have to actually train yourself to read and do it as early as possible, or otherwise you end up as an illiterate retard who can't even process words, lmao
Something something "illiteracy and crime rates" something something, too
Good thing the folks who frequent here are autistic enough to be able to read, lol

kill yourself
nope. I have a record IRL and I'm in GAMMA discord where the in-ability to read amongst the average end-user is legendarily common.
cant read but they can counterfeit 20's
all you need is a little paint stripper
I guess they got the street smarts
take them to those saturday markets
Even a retard is right once in a while
they are oddly enough
the ones that bust money counterfeiting
and that is what people that counterfeit do
average gamma user
is take their fake hundreds to local mom and pop markets
to have them broken into real change
was locked up with a guy that got busted for it
that's how i know
^Me when i got real pip installed
its because thats what they were originally founded to do in 1864 or some shit
irs was just created in 1862
iirc its because counterfeiting was super common during and after the civil war
for some reason whenever i tell people the Civil War was over property rights and not slavery, people give me worried looks
Holon how did a mossad agent got busted
Something aint right
broke someone's ribs and strangled them while drunk
Bro is not james bond 💔
💯
Thats alright, you are still oue favourite resident mossad agent
lmao, i love that it's just accepted that i'm mossad here
❤️

@naive bison count your days buddy
you guys like my hat?
OOOO This is the track i use to set up EQ on any new speakers or headphones
reminds me of a meme i saw where it says "A state's rights to what?" with the next panel being "Property."
it really was over property rights, and not in the way you think
how much are night vision goggles usually
abraham lincoln was not the bed of roses everyone makes him out to be
L3 Harris GPNVGs are like 14 grand
i used it on that one guy breezy and it stopped him cold
OH
🥀
i was mostly joking
but the fact night vision is more affordable than gun case is hilarious
i get why they do it
ah
@gusty heron
gray zone wifi
weefee
Why is like everyone glazing the shit outta gzw lately
Did an update or smtn came out?
Huh
.4 update came out on the 31st
it still needs fixes mostly with the ai
but its been really good so far
and they dont jew you for a pve mode
i disavow that statement
but yeah pve mode doesnt cost you an additional 20-30 dollars to access
People were mainly concerned about ai and performance
Isn't it a PvE game?
pvp pve game
i have not tried the pvp cause im a chud
If they were fixed and its linux supportrd i may consider throwing it a bone ngl
the performance has improved like 110%
dunno about linux
vibrator
dont tell anyone
it plays so much better than tarkov imo
performance wise*
especially since the optics use picture-in-picture
Dude be quiet you'll alert the horde 
uhhhhh
so wait, what do you mean
that's FOV zoom
that's not PiP
"in most games when you can zoom in the whole screen zooms" = FOV zoom
@high wing which bundle you'd recommend?
ok?
so its still zoom
uhh i got the supporter edition
but thats up to you since its on sale
yes and it lowers your frames
ah
i miss when games would just lay a jpeg over the screen instead this larping garbage that looks worse and eats frames
unless they fixed it since then
lol, no
i don't
lol
i hated that shit
i fucking hated the overlay
as soon as Insurgency mod for Source engine had a PiP scope my balls dropped and i started cumming
main stalker game scopes were peak
its why i downloaded the separate gamma mod that added PiP
it was a bitch but worth it
what about next gen gave you trouble?
also i dunno how i feel that i can add ammo into mags quickly
nah im talking about soc
compared to either the physical animation or that it takes a while
kino
please just let this die
no its funny as hell
god i fucking love this thing
imagine if someone made a fun game "is it an ingame optic or an overlay"
Really making me feel my age seeing all these old SoC mod screenshots again
Im boutta make a horrible financial move
ak-400?
ye
oh here we go
if the game still has the "three exfil and infil" zone shit
what that mean
where everyone shares the same points and theres only a few of them
like, for the entire map
i swear there was 3 total
im assuming the lzs are all exfil and infil point
yeah
YAAAAWN
FUCKING BORIIIIING
Anyways an F15 got shot down
hoo whee, what is that 8 million down the drain?
I was waaaaay off
fuck
it was the legacy strike eagle so just F-15E
that and an a-10
a helicopter was also shot down but they crash landed in iraq in friendly lines but idk if thats verified true
one pilot recovered from the f-15E
so like the other guy is just missing
rip
not my beloved fart plane
but the plane
dawg that shit is so gone
so probably hostage situation soon yes?
bro, he is not alive, stoooooop

Is he though
ugh

agencies pick sociopaths anyway
wait, what are you implying? 
not much. I don't think doing an assault would disqualify you
also, why did you do it?
They slapped me
did you deserve it?
I don't think so
For inviting a friend that they didn't like over to drink?
no i don't think i deserved it
it is what is it type shi
was also over 9 years ago, lol
word of advice to anyone lurking though
If you are at all at risk of binge drinking. like if you ever get so drunk you black out or don't remember anything?
do not learn any kind of martial arts.
that muscle memory will kick in at the worst possible time
when your brain is that poisoned, it just flips the switch bro
lol
i'm not claiming to be some kind of billy-badass, anyone here, with enough alcohol and adrenaline? is capable of incredible things
Can confirm as someone who had night shifts in ER
Peoplr can get absurdly strong

bro, 95 year old ladies can deck you in the mouth with some freight trains if their delusions make them scared enough
their bony little granny fists will fuck you up
though, their knuckles will probably be swollen and purple the next day, probably have skin tears

Dont forget their half of bones in their hand broken like a twig 
one of my worst blood draws was on an 86 year old lady that was skin and bones
no arms veins to speak of
couldn't do an ankle stick
had to go for the back of her hand
and those little fuckers kept rolling like wet spaghetti noodles

and when i finally got my tubes filled her shit popped
she had a big purple egg on the back of her hand for 3 days

Eeyikes
worked at Texas Health Resources
the hospitals that let one of their nurses die of ebola back in 2014
yeah we remember that tiny nightmare don't we
"yo bro look ur vein is ruptured u gotta press on it"
"oh dont worry anon its fine"
2 hrs later
"OMG HELP I HAVE A HUGE MASS"
sometimes i'm kinda glad my violent felony precludes me from medical work
the pay was amazing but goddamn that shit was aids
Oh you know it
Teenage pregnancy rates in texas are way too goddamn high
and the fat people there are retarded
yeah, too many times i had to 'break the glass' on my assignment start of shift

iykyk
a violent felon
never would have guessed it
kinda surprised with how much xal and his little prison bitch bring it up
Lowk i started to understand why some of the doctors in here trying to specialize in labs instead of clinics
People are assholes
They simply dont wanna deal with em and thats lowk understandable
i'd rather centrifuge tubes all day than talk to people yeah
That's rich coming from a violent felon 
yes that's... how it happened







