#🎪bruh-fart
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so far im still fighting lady boys with no to light armor
seems to be alot better now
been getting hit here and there but not literally a-10 warthog shot to death
fighting what
no the armored ones are ladymen
im not prepared
^
you shoot at brown southeast asians
ie ladyboys
it is based on vietnam but
we know better
im running around shooting up the ladyboys while listening to jidion debate against loli defenders
these ppl are so fucking lost
sit in your faction spawn at like 3 am est in joint ops, tryhards will just kill your faction base guards and drop their (perfect condition) loot
im in pve
oh really??
yes
me and like 5 dudes kept playing medic for two guys that were just destroying our base guards and giving us their loot
if they go down you can, despite being from an opposing faction, in joint ops, medic them
the joint ops community is very wholesome 100 chungus
yeah i ran across a differnt faction
i thought he was a regular enemy cause there was no icon above his head
or on the compass i mean
you'll run into your own faction in the field and have the same thing
one of my own guys came up on me while i was clearing out the logging yard in the starting town and scared the shit out of me
put half the glock into his face
(no damage)
i just turned around and he was there
like secure boxes?
or like weapon crates for stash
like mags and what not
Turning this on with my grandfather in the room and he starts having flashbacks turning on his P-40 Warhawk
yea
oh based i wasn't sure they had those or not
i got a few in tarkov spt they're nice
im still new to the game per experience but i just like it better than tarkov
i still like tarkov per spt but not live
they'll probably stop wipes once 1.0 is out
i've never liked a game enough to just wanna wish to drop millions on the team to get it done
prolly
be cool to have multiple dudes across factions
i heard later it's supposed to get stalker-y once you're able to go into the radiation area
cant wait for that
oooooo
would be cool to have crysis nanosuits in a tacsim shooter like this
would be overkill
but that would be cool
itd be like super endgame shit in my head
like "bro just make a new profile" tier
but with the type of stuff they're going for i don't think like stalker exos are too far out of question
they got exos irl now
Yeah so they can carry more heavy artillery shells
i heard its more for combat fatigue with all the standing/stopping/squating
its not power armor
In demonstration, I only saw them carrying shit
Another JRE classic
i mean yeah it helps with that for sure, they're usually used for the construction field
Im almost 30, considering Ukraine is getting low on manpower, it makes sense to give something like this to the older personnel
we have these now
i don't imagine we'll have full fantasy power armor but physical enhancement "suits" are very real and very cool
I love how they kept trying to adapt handycam rigs to military but it's just heavy and impractical, all we got was the aliens smart gun
the armature is a stat boosting equipment in fireteam elite lol
you're talking about these?
Yeah but this is the modern one
My dad has one of the older ones from 20 years ago and it's for a heavy camera
big yikes
Damn, the organ baron
that neck brace tells me everything, like why just a nikon babycamera in the image
It's called steadycam
backproblemcam
I wore that shit, you have no clue
My dad still uses it but took off the weights and uses a small camera now
well this is my pc setup but im not bearing any load on my back besides my own fat ass
credit @minor cypress for the drawing
fucking ell man
Neck problems?
nah just back pain
how many times will we fucking post this pic
as many as it takes
the dogs are out bro
takes for what u ape
Bros tarkoving it
spt, chosen on purpose
even bigger L
i will escape with this setup
do the headsets give different benefits or is it all the same?
not everybody enjoys getting their asshole gaped so they can shove a tank battery up it
they do give benefits
i know they do give benefits
audio magic stuff
but DIFFERENT
afaik its like
they are yes
like some are better audio filtering than others
yes.
the Veritas video on audio is probably super outdated now
even difference in frequencies with some headsets
lvl 1 rat -> level 2 audiophile -> level 3 studio master
which one is the best that you use
You should try to consistently use the same set so that you can consistently judge the distance, direction, and quality of sounds
in escape from duckov, the headsets also provide a major benefit
so that a footstep on the other side of a wall always sounds the same
back in the day comtac 6's were the best
idkabout now
maybe new ones were released
im trying to find out which ones i wanna buy irl
lots of walker's models but they're mono sound
preview images
unbelievable
idek why i need comms anyway i dont have friends
howd you get this video of me
hidden cameras under your foreskin
nah that's me
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what
woah woah woah
genuinely blow your brains out
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOAH

you cant say that
mods laughing at my messages right before they ban me
@narrow lotus ALO , MR HITLER
GESTAPO
classic
i took image editing in preschool
I'd say you're ready for pixar
i'll call them up rn
this just came back in stock
what do you mean
its already sold out
not even 2 days
fucking tax season
stock of 1
i can buy it on their website for $100 more with iron sights tho
i wanna do this tho
- FRT
I mean I'd just wait instead of getting something you might not use as often
home defense .308?
whatever i shoot doesn't get back up
the pipes leaking is not my problem
(i rent)
but that speer gold dot cartridge is designed for ar pistols
max performance out of 10.5"
personally I'd get the shorter barrel for home defense
tell chuds to stop buying the thing i want so i can buy it
lol
fuck you now i want a kitkat
i had a kitkat the other day
Ready for a classic everyone hopes to find in the candy selection? These bulk full size KIT KAT candy bars are individually wrapped for optimal convenience, easy sharing and lasting freshness. Whether you gift them to friends, pass them out in the office or hold onto them for snacking moments, yo...
when i was a kid kitkat was treated like a fucking super premium bentley rolls royce bugattii ass candy bar
Just go to Costco and pick up a pallet of Kitkats
not paying for admission to the goymart when i have free amazon prime
I just find it hilarious that Costco has essentially turned a warehouse doubling as a store into a successful business model
if only others would follow suit, i'd be game
others being like my local ammunition national superstore, lucky gunner
i can drive up to their warehouse in half an hour
costco is looking bleak
shoutout to gordon food service being open to the public without requiring a goyship pass
rdr2?
it says the name of the game there brother

fuck sake i was about to get back into it and finish the story
same
I love fishing and hunting
dutch needing more money
my arthur with 13 grand in his pocket from fishing hunting and gold bar hunting

you should have been able to swiss cheese that guy during that quest
the coof quest
rockstar will never have another arthur morgan
i wish you could take jack fishing or hunting more outside of the quest
maybe i should have kids

ahhhh helllll nawwww

im glad kids are still kids
i understand now, growing old and not understanding what makes kids so happy
this is the dumbest shit iv e ever seen
what about the wife
it's so bad
calling CAS on innocent village cuz im bored
that's a part of the daily routine
uselessly overengineered, a simple saw system does the job easier and better lmao
It's cool

That looks like a dragonfruit
das what im sayin
Make the enemy more scared
It's pointy
65% more bullet per bullet
how the fuck does this have anything to do with war of the worlds
isnt this the same ice cube that made a song called "arrest the president"
and then went to speak with djt's team about "the future of black america"
this is footage from his acting role in war of the worlds
read the caption you dumb cunt
no
im drunk
ill kill you with the can opener my gf ordered
eat shit
fuck you im gonna play monster hunter
spread my dr gaz ass all over your game
that's all you're good at
keep me out of your weird ass spreading fantasy
bad screencap

but it has the message highlight thing
fuck
here
use this one
sorry its not in magic european time
im making this a sticker
fox can smell the slim jims in his pocket
fop :)
NOT LUGER 
please donate your brain to the nearest university medical branch
9x19mm
you think it tastes good? like i could pluck and rotisserie that?
you could, barely any meat on a bird that pretends to be a plant for a living
seasoning before cooking
std soon
imagine man size bird
thankfully i do not live in australia
a child when they see a disabled person in the supermarket
who is this fella?
dinner
my faction lost the fucking war and now theres a civil war and im getting molested
when hunting, is there a particular reason why people don't go for headshots outside of a smaller target
like im not gonna pepper the hell out of a bird's center mass
sometimes you just blow their jaw off and dont kill them immediately
why is brainfart up here
always wanna shoot for the lungs and heart
@narrow lotus killing u
brainfart is now in text/general
fuck you you havent been here in months
yeah why is brainfart next to newbies chat and screenshots
inside job
ohhhh
april fools day
have to cull the reddit gamma crowd
AI or not?
shadow of ps4
very early for april fools
is it even april 1st for the french yet
elaborate
"GROK IS THIS AI OR NOT??"
i dont think it is
its 5pm est
its 11 pm in france
so we got an hour
dawg im so fucked
that is too much for one game
just win>
you say that till you boot it up on ps4 and get molly whopped with 30 fps and no anti aliasing
i just am not going to boot up a ps4 in 2026?
i have a 5070ti, games can catch up to me
i actually could have won i just found a hill to put my troops on then i realized the enemy infantry is doing the same thing
brother paid for it while i financed his macbook
Who the fuck moved channels
bro gonna use dlss5
still too much for nvidia
cope
i hate that you reminded me that the "sub 60 fps is fine" crowd exist
depends on the game
for an fps no
dwarf fortress be at like 5fps sometimes
My RTX 4060 has a weird ass phenomena where it fucks up anti aliasing making shadows look mega grainy and hair fucked
its peak
Turns out its just how TAA is nowadays
glad you're enjoying it
loving more than i loved tarkov
I like the new update ngl
they hella fixed it
during the preview bots were still hella destroying
now the fights feel more fair
and HELMETS WORK
when i log in later ill give you my player ID and we can squad up or some gei shit
Vits are ez work if you use cover and dont stand out for too long
can we link if were not in the same faction?
i love rbm it makes cavalry actually usefull against infantry because despite taleworlds insistance a horse slamming its entire body weight into you hurts
probably, i mean with the wipe ill have to make a new dude
I've said this before, but its because nvidia sabotaged the use of proper MSAA in favor of TAA and other shit
vibe coding
i chose the faction that gave a 5k signing bonus
game did say the faction choice didnt matter other than where you start
iirc
That's a field, buffoon
thatll change probably by the time i log in considering the update and player veterancy
Rape all vibe coders with pears of anguish and fill in their prolapsed anal cavities with carolina reaper sauce
everyone has the some starting town, its just rotated to reflect faction base map area
true
Dropped the fucking text of primordial truth
yeah if its a spreadsheet type game its whatever especially if its a stable fps but those same people will tell you that the human eye can't tell the difference in frames after 60fps
delusion
I should have went for a fucking intel arc and not a RTX 4060
if i didn't know that they are just that retarded id think its just a elaborate psyop to troll me
I would pay the same and get 12gb of vram and better cooling

Correction
I would pay LESS
It costs 300 euro vs 360 for an rtx
I found one for 277
Euro
Nvidia is a fucking scam
Lull them on cradle of Judas
why the fuck is brainfart adjacent to newbies chat
What day is it?
hivemind
its march 31st
we dont wanna be close to them
you dont want us close to them
the call is coming from inside the house
hope you have horse archers
we are sturgians so no
hello brainfart
im pretty sure sturgia doesnt even have horse archers as a troop
r e c r u i t
HAAHAHAH
the desert people also have a very nice heavy calvary unit
iidk
!p8ball did iedy or dry do this
its march 31 no?
oops
Oh no.....
OH NOOOO

i am NOT opening this mental hospital tomorrow
you, romanian
FK NAW
contact the bird
then you are complicit
sweet order
It would be really funny if just for April fools blood removed the rage quit bot
it would be hilarious if we banned xal for april fools
would be golden
where are the memes, why are offtopic users putting their slop in my brainfart
what a terrible world we live in
real pic of xal btw
@naive bison
wyd bro
why the fuck
was brainfart moved here
i got flash banged into looking at general offtopic
twitch drop @spring quail
Its essential in reuniting the community you see.
finally the tyrants recognize our worth
the rifle? nice
yes gave us a rifle, helmet and a few other things
you only have 3 days
as of today?
yes
no worries
i HAD to swap the barrel and pistolgrip
they were bleak
i went north from mithras and got green tips from fallen enemies
Why!
What game is that?
grayzone
Ty, goated
@tidal trellis
The people trying to sleep!!!! Shoo!!
found ts on Facebook marketplace and I have no idea why this cat looks so fucking funny to me
Must need my beauty sleep so, shoo!!
they moved my brainfart
i just never leave brainfart 🙂

wait what the fuck
why is brainfart in text general
who did this
I remember when mods used to accidentally move channels
but this seems deliberate

I started panicking I thought today was the day the strength of brainfart failed
https://tenor.com/view/it-is-not-this-day-not-today-lord-of-the-rings-gif-14797074
why the fuck do i have the say in if my brother gets married or not
shutka k 1 aprelya pohodu
whatever you said yo ucant say that
does this mean I finally get XP if I only post in brainfart
no
Pipnik is still a prime suspect, just from sheer shitpost quality
@high wing i shot an AI from far away and his head bugged, looked like he had a severe case of norwood
upclose he was normal again, full head of hair
the bug that makes enemies tony soprano
we're conquering the server
bebe
spoiled
Fortinajt ala pabagi
idk why
have any of the mods explain it?
open phone
president commits xth crime of the day
close phone
nope
good luck bud, don't want to get too into politics next election you're gonna deal with jd vance
atp lucky to have next election

What next election
The world ends in 2 years
the fall of man is tomorrow
Get ready to deliver shit to the last fortress' of civilization so you can get a piece of bread to not starve
its not ww3 yet I hope
bruhhh @spring quail
mf thinks inbred palantir rat is gonna win next 💀
America is fucked either way lmao
They all come from the same island
ye but its proven that economy runs better under a certain party
mfs see all the shit happening n still belike
'ye but kamala wouldve been worse'
True that, but at the same time I think those guys over there are going into times where genuinely nothing they do will change the outcome in a meaningful way
Too much puppeteering
Also
clearly but i wanna go to the store n buy cheaper shi gng
affects the whole globe too
Oh you're american? XD
Guuuuud luck gng
well not globe just allies
no im not american but this shit got me so fked up shit in my country is exploding
cause of it
self sabotage btw
4
Ohh? Where are you from that its this directly linked to American economy?
My favorite character from part 7
every nato ally is directly linked to american economy
how
Some more than other though
Honestly america needs to peace out of nato if this umpaloopa pedo and his cabal of retarded fuckwits
Aight I gotta go snooze
Good luck out there
shit is retarded as fuck
good night
i got the mosin and one of the aks with me
hei hei gaz
two people got on my helicopter thinking i was one of their friends
they left him behind 
hoowdy
i have pizza and a gf i have to leave this chat
be safe tards
take care fam
boat rental gun
Another man's steak is juicier and lobster tastier
booba gun
Perkele or something
PERKELE!
whar
if america peaces out of NATO nothing will stop russia
hate to be that guy but like except for turkey and poland nobody is ready to fight for europe
germany and the UK only have enough ammo for like 2 weeks of fighting
the UK only has a single week of defensive AA missiles before the place just gets bombarded by nonstop drones and missiles
if you ask anyone who knows jack about NATO they all will tell you America is THE biggest contributor
the reason why ol don wanted to leave nato in the first place was because he saw (understandably so sadly) that the rest of the allies are barley contributing
Yeah I know
I mean currently a non NATO nation is stopping russia
all that matters is the more profit for the tech bros and rich folks
just sayin
work til you die
kinda a massive cope
yeah they barley are with the support of the west
like without NATO support it would have fallen a while ago
I think nato might be fine
French nuclear warning shot 
thatll do it 
average Delta operator
I want to say something but then if I mention the funny yellow trident country bad things will happen from mods
"yellow trident"... wat
oh it is a trident 
Had no idea that was a trident on the Ukraine flag
real
and true
huge cope
truth bomb
Im sorry when did brainfart get moved so far up
Gonna attract the "desirables" instead of the preferred crowd
no its gonna attract the non ones
We use to be a channel..... brainfart has fallen
Why i put it in quotes
the next gun in fallout
why was brainfart moved into general offtopics spot
We need to crucify the staff 
just gotta tell every newbie to kill himself until then
Brainfart losing a lot of regulars
Solution: move channel up
Cons: off topic 2

Now the ethical goon sessions will be ruined by the ai slopfest, I am so angry right now
"👍 for iran. ❤️ for america."
April firth
this is too far for an april 1st joke
I remember them discussing about merging off topic with brainfart like weeks ago.
That'd be criminal
Fuck everyone in offtopic
we will slaughter the filthy offtopic
Can we negotiate for peace
Ok brother tedious
we're killing them
slipped on a banan
I forgor
Skull emoji
@river zealot @narrow lotus

Yes its exactly what you are thinking

i see
fuckass rain
Filthy splitlip bowlegged hinge head.
Skill based matchmaking
You are a fat shisno
Ouuuaouiiouai wort wort ouiuuuioiiiii
"I'm from New Alexandria, and I say kill em all!"
wait is that 3 out of 32 or something?
cuz im kinda scared to know who the guy on a drip had to beat for 3rd 
No fucking clue
coughing baby vs coughing toddler
RIP ASS NOW @pale ingot
kill yourself. posthaste
nuclear baby vs. coughing bomb
im too tired to reach for my gun
i need you to do it for me
It’s right there next to the donkey Kong capri sun
I know a bro like @pale ingot has my back
holy peak
fuhckck yuo
Lazy ass
Bum ass
$500 and I’ll make the slide close on my balls
Reach for the caprisun first
No, I will relish stealing memes in here
how about $2 and a big mac
we dont even care aboutr that
You drive a hard bargain
99% of the gifs and shit are recycled anyway
There’s another fucking crane fly in my room flying into the walls mindlessly
Bad luck to kill a cag chud
Flashback to that cursed image of a dude crushing his tip in a m1 garand on /k/
I’ve already had this thing close on my thumb webbing
I can’t imagine
why would you remind me
dude i can imagine that shit rn
Bay Harbor Spreader was an inside job to justify taking our image perms
amassing the army of alts rn
US is also a joke
Exactly
The nuclear powers are rotting
Maybe its radiation poisoning 
Time to bombard offtopic with frogs
Bro i lack the crucial brainfart lore, can somebody fill me in
good morning everyone
DO NOT WORRY, THE BRAINFART PATRIOT ACT IS JUST A TEMPORARY MEASURE
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi
ABIILITY TO BREATHE OR PLAY TARKOV AREN-
Cant wait for mid April its gonna be so exciting 👐 👐 🫶 🫶

+15 roubles
for that message
@narrow lotus me checking arena getting a patch 4 months after wipe:
Battlepass lvl 2 
USA lost the war so everyone else can win
Thank you , Donald !
kys
Those who want respect
Give respect - Tony S
Get off my car before u flip it over u fat fuck Also Tony S
this is like batman calling the cops
I will never look at the right man the same.now
Thank you Kelly
ah so this is the people who liked plate gaps and pve
finally out 
Look date
April 1st
U get 1 day mute

That's a you problem
I don't see it, I'm too dumb to understand it
I guess we are uphere now
why is brainfart moved up in gen chat
and offtopic is in social
what kind of alternate universe is this
evil woke universe
https://youtube.com/shorts/bhhFQ9DiCtg?
you ever watch someone who makes way more money than you and still be glad youre not them
imagine having this guy as a fucking team member
That's some dumb reasoning considering ppsh, sks and mosin all weigh close to garand
a ppsh and a mosin carry that weight so differently tho
Are you talking about mass center?
Dude hoarded 29k worth of ram in China, prices plummeted 
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi happy trans visibility day, my valid queens
🏳️⚧️

@stone blade first ever d20 break
poverty

pretty funny
It do be iedy tho
IF BATMAN DOESNT SAY I AM A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN... Gotham burns...


@stone blade greed just tried to overwhelm me
first time doing a d20 break on greed mode
spent like 40 mins minmaxxing
the thing is
You wanna know how i got these rolls? Well, you see, my father.....was a baker.
Yeah it is quite easy to do on greed its pretty fun
i came into the fight with a wheel of fortune card
and with my high luck i donated all 99 pennies to the greed machine
bomb a hanging keeper
he gives me 1 penny
use it on the slot machine
get a sack
open sack
Exam today
use d20

i tried to fucking d20 break AT THE GREED MACHINE @stone blade
thing I like the most
after 999 coins
if u donate 1 more the thing just explodes
live xalrider trying to fucking break after beating greed
greedier mode 
is there a point in playing it
are there any unlocks
oh shit there is
eye of belial
yes.
each character has greed and greedier unlocks
u unlockit after 500 coins in donation machine
do u get both if you beat greedier
nice
I'm pretty sure
@prisma venture @pseudo robin @dusk sentinel
this is proof that god is either powerless, or unaware of the atrocities that happen in his kingdom
He gave humans free will, and with it the power to corrupt good
No point in taking seriously people who gave up their reproduction means willingly
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I agree, to the asylums with them 
Give me two
What is the japanese equivalent of "Bubba"
Nah, just keep them away from youth
They won't stay away and we know it
30 years and they're gone
Give them 10
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didn't know Midifying songs into 8 bit doom songs was something i needed
@narrow lotus @river zealot
I hate it
Imagine making tactical a gun that costs 20 bucks to produce, stock alone is more expensive than entire gun
(Nvmd its 2 not 20)
(Bruh)
when they arent in contact with children their ideology disappears
their main thing is grooming children so like never gonna happen




