🎪bruh-fart

[stoic girder]

The GOAT of stoic normal gameplay videos.

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2038012618208628865

Clipnewz (@Clipnewz)

Twitch reveals that they are introducing a new feature where viewers will automatically get unsubscribed from a streamer if they do not stream for a month. This is due to streamers like Kai Cenat making $8 million from paid subscribers despite not streaming for 6 months.

X · Mar 28, 2026, 9:57 PM

Insane bruh

[jade surge]

are you saying men can't be bad and can't be bitches?

[fresh rose]

Infinite money glitch patched

Good

[high wing]

gray zone is a pretty cool game

.4 update with the audio is so good

[solar breach]

Rare twitch W

[high wing]

very rare indeed

i wonder what the limit will be

like if you dont stream for 2-3 months

nvm im retarded

a month

[jade surge]

😂

[high wing]

i hate it

[solar breach]

ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE A SPACER

[primal rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/mintsoir/status/2037865848103465150

mint 🩵 (@mintsoir)

this but unironically. wiki games are the greatest thing that video games have to offer and im NOT kidding.

Quoting The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 (@greatestbkfacts)
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FxTwitter · Mar 28, 2026, 12:14 PM

[lusty hazel]

waiting for the update to drop for everyone 🙏

[pale ingot]

why is the sims a wiki game

[lusty hazel]

hopefully the performance isn't as aids as it was before

[pale ingot]

i thougt you just watched silly little characters do shit and maybe kill themselves

[high wing]

yep 31st

i decided to get the supporter edition since on sale

[lusty hazel]

broke...

only 54 bucks but broke...

[high wing]

if you already own it

[lusty hazel]

otherwise i would but broke...

yea

[high wing]

you might be blown away by the audio alone

once it releases to public

[lusty hazel]

i already own it so

[solar breach]

i found out that the 40k game on the sega saturn was originally a 3do game, what was GW thinking

[high wing]

.4 audio is really good

[primal rapids]

Bold of you to assume GW thinks

[high wing]

ive played for 73 minutes lol

[high wing]

bold of you

[lusty hazel]

keycard collector award

[primal rapids]

Bold

[high wing]

🅱️

[lusty hazel]

i sell duplicates to vendors

[high wing]

play cargo hunters

[visual stirrup]

Gae Zone Warfare
men looking for men

[high wing]

youll be farming keys for days

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-gif-22770755

[primal rapids]

🅱️oneless pizza

[lusty hazel]

i mean in this game it's kinda forced to progress

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

NO MY GAME IS NOT GAE

i shoot men in the back

very manly

[lusty hazel]

I ♥️ epstein corner of the map (blue lagoon)

[high wing]

backshots

i sometimes unload onto their face

[visual stirrup]

do you get blacked?

[high wing]

or their chest

[visual stirrup]

♠️

your limbs, I mean

[lusty hazel]

unload center mass

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/sometimes-only-sometimes-gif-7734026

[lusty hazel]

🙏

[high wing]

i was being stupid when i tried to extract

cause it was like "youre too far from extract"

but i had to click where i wanted to go and not the extract itself lul

wish that was part of the tutorial

[smoky frost]

You couldn't even make something more cringe and unfunny if you tried

I deadass thought that was a parody or photoshopped post for a solid 3-ish second s

[visual stirrup]

mostly because modern games fail to teach the player nowadays

product of games being very diverse and having more complicated mechanics than they did 20 years ago, and the fact that devs don't prioritize teaching the player because they know that they'll use the internet as a crutch

imagine learning Tarkov with no wiki, youtube, etc.
that would be such a shit experience

more shit than it is now, I mean

but because online communities exist for the players to accumulate knowledge, games can be more complicated despite the failings of the developers

gotta take the good with the bad

[lusty hazel]

imo the wait time is the dumbest shit

like you'd have to wait 15 minutes to extract because the heli is taking so long

longest i've had was 23 minutes

[high wing]

it was like less than 2mins

i think its all depending on distance

[lusty hazel]

nope

[high wing]

https://x.com/pdLucky13/status/2038026094104682777/photo/1

Biggest Boy (@pdLucky13)

HUGE PLAYER SPIKE AFTER RECENT PAYDAY 3 UPDATE

X · Mar 28, 2026, 10:51 PM

[dusk meadow]

that's all fixed now lol

[high wing]

oh

[lusty hazel]

it's when there's only 4 heli's to use, players extract from across the map

takes like 5 minutes to get to them

[pale ingot]

you literally cant learn tarkov with no outside sources to guide you

[lusty hazel]

then there was a cooldown on it too

[pale ingot]

the whole scav rep thing is NEVER EXPLAINED

[high wing]

i also hate the tarkov map

like

why do i need to fucking google that

[pale ingot]

on top of so much more shit

[high wing]

that and dayz were dogshit for doing that

[visual stirrup]

fucking shit game that only survives because of the patience/hunger of the community and the lack of alternatives
they may have pioneered the extraction shooter genre, but they won't be at the top forever

[lusty hazel]

chafing nutsack

[pale ingot]

regular tarkov really is shit i should get spt and never touch the base game ever again

[visual stirrup]

imagine how Tarkov would've worked out were it not for the streamers who advertised for the game and helped spread information

[high wing]

yeah and at the time it was the newest thing

that wasnt cod or battlefield

https://fixvx.com/brainrotpostig/status/2037710411361829172

brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)

https://t.co/x3mSxyVrcq

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 1:56 AM

[pale ingot]

still thinking about my beautiful baby boy
his nose looks like a fucking nail on the top

[solar breach]

https://youtu.be/Oawgws1Prl0

its still peak

[spring quail]

Gray zone is getting a major update in a couple days, has a pve mode built in

[high wing]

that they dont charge for

just buy the game and boom

[spring quail]

Imo it’s the better game just because I REALLY like the damage system, terminal ballistic simulation

Yes

[high wing]

unlike shitov

[spring quail]

It’s called joint ops and you can switch on the fly

[high wing]

and change servers too

[spring quail]

You just don’t get scav runs

Yes

Iirc it’s on sale right now for the update

[high wing]

yeah

i got it

[spring quail]

Basado

Update drops on the 31st

It’s out now if you have the supporter edition

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-johnson-what-the-ladies-like-i-know-what-the-ladies-like-gif-15782897

[spring quail]

You can also get upgrade your secure box sizes and shit without buying it, idk if tarkov lets you do that but ye

[solar breach]

i love invading planets and disrupting millions of peoples ways of life

[high wing]

still very new so im not sure

waiting on food s o i can play more

https://fixvx.com/AvarageSerbian/status/2037862076392030601

Serbian Man (@AvarageSerbian)

https://t.co/b4K9pzBQYQ

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 11:59 AM

[spring quail]

well if you play now your gonna get wiped on the 31st but you probably wont get super crazy loot

but play during the night with nvg its super fun

they only wipe for major updates

[spring quail]

which is every 4 to 8 months

[toxic sundial]

pusy

[little mirage]

Gae leon be like: "Wheres everyone going? Gae bar?"

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-leon-kennedy-fortnite-fortnite-resident-evil-4-gif-17255832290404764259

[atomic crane]

NO THANKS, "BRO"

why are all the villagers so mean to me...

[visual stirrup]

RE4, but the european villagers aren't zombies
they're just homophobic

[drifting mantle]

What if they're actually heterophobic and think Leon wants to hook up with Ashley?

[spring quail]

no sex before marriage

[visual stirrup]

heterophobic insular community?
would have the approximate longevity of a femboy ethnostate

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-big-garf-funny-cyankip-gif-9501511221528721942

[jagged sentinel]

It needs some sunplate blocks

[proven crown]

That depends entirely on whether state-mandated goth dommy mommies are considered people and you know it.

[pseudo robin]

Yes you can do that

[pseudo robin]

if you're retarded you can't

[high wing]

tarkov is absolutely learnable without a guide but obviously will take much longer since it does not hold your hand at all

[strange harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958058230804795392/1487245187800367224/IMG_7718.png?ex=69c9c204&is=69c87084&hm=437b6e929c3bbd058c8428934148f4274e2921ec3958eca3da113866658ff430&

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-back-to-the-future-bttf-marty-mcfly-ive-seen-this-one-gif-19802188

[little mirage]

CHAZ and CHOP participants acted like literal RE4 villagers

Only thing they were missing was the capability to actually do farm work

[sacred mountain]

Oh my god still crazy chaz was a thing bro

And i remember how they tried their own little potato farm that was like a small minecraft farm 😭

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-4-ganados-mob-pitchfork-torches-and-pitchforks-gif-27510148

[quartz ridge]

their police force / miltia would give you a gun if you said you knew how to use one

lowkey kinda based but like it caused one of them to magdump an innocent man in his car

i dont even think the shooter was ever caught

[solar breach]

Tried to cancel an ebay order cause the seller was taking hella long to get it shipped but dragged his fat ass to the post office once I filed a cancelation

102k orphans made

new PB

[stark gull]

Rookies numbers

Wipe out all of himanity

[spring quail]

Cheat and create your own super faction

Literally take over everything

Editing the config file in starsector

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-christoph-waltz-reward-gif-19314746

When your smallest fast picket is 4 battleships and 3 super carriers lol lmao even

[solar breach]

i did that in an earlier version

[solar breach]

sometimes I do sat bomb everyone into oblivion, not this time, gonna finish wiping out the perseans and then work on some planetary projects

[fallow trellis]

day 2 since my gaming laptop died

[spring quail]

Pakistan has fallen

[fallow trellis]

darktide killed my laptop

hitting rock bottom has changed me

[tight rune]

A 40k fan would say you didn't pray enough to the clanker god or whatever Roman thing they call it

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-anger-mgsv-gif-12596324

[tight rune]

But, my condolences

[fallow trellis]

i dont usually ask forr my money back from direct family members like my mom or my brother

but when my brother declared it motherboard dead

[tight rune]

Lock in and grind

[fallow trellis]

i immediately asked for the 500 dollars i loaned him

not in cash but in a gaming pc

[little mirage]

Someone forgot to clean their computer

Did the graphics card die?

[spring quail]

My brother makes six figgies but still asks my Amazon associate ass for loans quarterly

[fallow trellis]

motherboard shorted out

[little mirage]

How long you have it for?

[fallow trellis]

needs some parts replaced which req soldering

[fallow trellis]

5?

5 years

[little mirage]

Mine is currently at the 4 year. Its getting slower

[fallow trellis]

pred helios 500, hand me down from my brother, he frankensteined it before he gave it to me

[little mirage]

Frakensteined?

[spring quail]

I remember my first mobo failure

[little mirage]

Thought it was kinda mega suicide to modify your gaming laptop

[spring quail]

I ship of Theseus’d the whole thing before I changed the board

[fallow trellis]

yes, but hes uh technincally inclinded (autistic)

[little mirage]

Having 0 knowledge but successfully adding more ram to my laptop was definitely throwing all my luck

[fallow trellis]

My older 2018 gaming laptop is with him but hes soldering the charger back because his stupid cat bit into the wire

he owes my mom alot of money and my mom owes me alot of money

so I told him he can reduce his loan from mom and owe money to me isntead

[little mirage]

Ah the classic family problem

[fallow trellis]

I wouldnt ask money from any of them

like loans

repay the loans

[spring quail]

It’s why I never loan to family anymore

[fallow trellis]

i wouldnt ask themto pay me back

but I am gameless

and desperate

[spring quail]

What kind of phone do you have

[little mirage]

Loaning money to family tends to be pointless. Your better off either being charitable or just saying no

[fallow trellis]

a xaiomi phone

[spring quail]

Slay the spire is nice

[fallow trellis]

yeah im on the charitable route

[little mirage]

Chinese bomb

[spring quail]

Gameboy/ds emulator

[little mirage]

Family loaning tends to just be too dramatic

[fallow trellis]

i just bought darktide and i get cucked by my laptop dying

Idk what my brother did to that laptop but it heated up to 90c on a hot day

[little mirage]

Its really just darktide bro

Game hasnt been better performance wise since release

[fallow trellis]

i dont even want the money

I just want something to play darktide on

[spring quail]

Underhive tweaker

[fallow trellis]

cant ask mom for the loan since shes gonna ask what im gonna do with the money

mom is a boomer who doesnt like videogames (she believes its from the devil)

[spring quail]

I’m at a point I’d take my mom to small claims court over refusal to pay

[fallow trellis]

also im on probation in lawschool so shes gonna say no on the cash

[fallow trellis]

ah well uh...thats easily dismissable

since family members need to have a certification on earnest effort to settle amicably

[spring quail]

I don’t do anything without a notarized piece of paper anymore

[solar breach]

Machine God

[spring quail]

Thankfully I have a friend who is a notary so I can just whip up a contract real fast

[solar breach]

Omnissiah is different, kind of like God and Jesus

Same but different

[fallow trellis]

this rule probably isnt in the US but in countries like pakistan they dimiss bickering family members without a certification that you guys couldnt settle amicably outside of court

which is like another court but not a judicial one

its like akin to alternate dispute resolution systems for corproations

[spring quail]

I just tell a lawyer “hey I have a contract for a loan that isn’t being honored, I need payment and damages”

You can throw a lawyer at anything in America

[fallow trellis]

all in all they owe me like 800-900 dollars

which is i think enough to get me a decent pc from microcenter

[spring quail]

I should get an LLC and never personally loan money again, which would make the contract thing air tight through my company

I wish my nearest microcenter wasn’t 250 miles away

[tight rune]

https://fxtwitter.com/greatestbkfacts/status/2038073660817481802?s=20

The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 (@greatestbkfacts)

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FxTwitter · Mar 29, 2026, 2:00 AM

[little mirage]

starsector update coming very soon, I can tell based off my desire to play it again

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired-gif-14029153

[spring quail]

This wouldn’t be funny not even 5 years ago

[toxic sundial]

life hack you don't need to spend money repairing a vehicle you plan to wrap around a tree anyways

[jade surge]

life hack you don't need to spend time wiping your ass if you plan to shit again anyways

[naive bison]

Killed a kid

It's kinda funny how they speedran society

Set up as an anarchist commune and abolish police, had no food or social services, a warlord took over and installed a tyrannical police system

I saw a video of one of the armed Chaz goons harassing a guy and assaulting him, because he thought a cancer awareness pin was actually some right-wing thing

[river zealot]

[spring quail]

Never give an inch, got it

[naive bison]

Marathon

[river zealot]

what if we had our own police to stop capitalists from ruining our le wholesome chungus anarchism

and dude, since the disabled people cant help themselves

we will have a ministry support them

[naive bison]

Why are people criticizing wikis and not games who dont explain much, like noita and Terraria?

[river zealot]

and we will have laws protecting minorities

[river zealot]

minecraft doesnt explain shit either

thats how sandbox games work

xalrider discovers sandbox games

is shocked

[naive bison]

"But they can't have guns"
"We will send a social worker"
"But what if its a dangerous call on a comrade experiencing a violent psychotic outburst"
"Okay maybe they can have a gun"

[naive bison]

anarchist
laws

It's always like this

[river zealot]

it feels like anarchists are closer to extreme right wing rather than left wing

[gusty heron]

they don't want anarchy, they want to be the ones with the stick

[spring quail]

Did soviets just hand out guns Willy nilly to people that said they know what they’re doing

[gusty heron]

[river zealot]

you know, because if it happens

[naive bison]

"We, as anarchists, should organize" is still one of the greatest tweets I've read

[river zealot]

all the disabled peoples are getting thrown under the bus

the strong survives

[gusty heron]

Portland was fucking awful during that time too

[naive bison]

No they didnt hand out guns

[river zealot]

the superior race will prosper

[gusty heron]

I remember watching them light the east precienct on fire with people still in it

[naive bison]

Which one is that

Super curious

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-bro-sure-nick-fuentes-njf-nicholas-j-fuentes-gif-8996782605629735174

[naive bison]

Aaah mexicans

[gusty heron]

also had a friend get shot in the head in Portland over being 'a trumper'

[river zealot]

gey mexicans

[gusty heron]

The whole west coast is just cooked

[spring quail]

They’re moving to my state now

The no kings protest today was funny, we had 35mph gusts, signs were flying out of their hands as I drove by

[naive bison]

Nicholas J 🪇 🇲🇽 🌯 FUENTES

[gusty heron]

all of this shit

[naive bison]

La cucaracha starts playing

[gusty heron]

just do what i did. Flee to middle of nowhere South Dakota.

[spring quail]

I choose BFE Montana, cheap cheap cheap ass land

[gusty heron]

oh, yeah Boseman is shot

[gusty heron]

Montana is getting the retard migration pretty bad

[spring quail]

Of course

I’ll build my sidorovich bunker somewhere more secluded

[naive bison]

Guys what's your favorite larp

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/сидорович-сталкер-консервныебанки-хабарпринес-меченый-gif-27171195

[naive bison]

Chaz was pretty good

@river zealot remember when there was some gei protest or strike at a university

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[river zealot]

do you know how litlte that narrows it down

[naive bison]

And student protestors were demanding the uni buy them doordash because its "humanitarian aid"

[gusty heron]

OH I REMEMBER THAT

[naive bison]

They need to buy a dictionary or sth

[gusty heron]

Portland would've had a lot more protests if it didn't rain there 9 months out of the year

[naive bison]

First doordash is humanitarian aid

Now throwing bills at poor Cubans is humanitarian aid

[naive bison]

Theres plenty to criticize Jordan Peterson over, but the thing where he said he stopped having lefty hecklers at his talk

By scheduling them at 8:00 am

[gusty heron]

[naive bison]

Was so fucking funny

[naive bison]

[toxic sundial]

idk how this got in my camera roll

[spring quail]

There aren’t enough kek emoji variations

[gusty heron]

JBP needs to stop blue-balling everyone and saay if he's athiest or not

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

[stark gull]

Fat on forehead

[naive bison]

"Fascism is coming to our town and we need to fight back"
"The meet is at 8 am"
" "

Maybe thats how Hitler won

[toxic sundial]

65 bmi activity

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/beluga-beluga-whale-rihanna-rihanna-forehead-forehead-gif-2621224692164565796

[toxic sundial]

Oh shit new bot idea, tracks all your mistypes and calculates bmi based off fat finger

[spring quail]

At least the beluga has a biological function for it

[toxic sundial]

ai powered of course

[toxic sundial]

time to put cs degree to use

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22354984

[spring quail]

2018 is back

[spring quail]

I wish they lived longer than 3 years

[high wing]

handsome lad

[toxic sundial]

Elysian drop troop update for gates of hell warhammer mod

[toxic sundial]

rus when are you getting a cat pfp?

[spring quail]

Don’t join the cult

[spring quail]

https://www.russellssteaks.com/

You will reserve

RUSSEL’S, OF COURSE

[naive bison]

stop bothering him

[spring quail]

I want to take a month vacation at his hotel, go down to Atlantic City and gamble, and be home in time for Russel’s, of course

https://youtu.be/JjjTlThFP88?si=moNewTwqimzlNnmd

https://youtu.be/S_83lyguDNs?si=vVEk3Zr_gocLMo1c

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1487704634633093140/uzireels_1739255199_3565453358316889448_5430802783.mp4

[stone blade]

2017 meme ahh

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413447271097438278/1487505211659518173/image.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1487714176376770580/cryingobiyt_1745404276_3617035593248211947_24320840540.mp4

[primal kayak]

@prisma venture

[stone blade]

showing my dad cute cat meme

one scroll accidentally and he sees the furry baddies

and we lost

[naive bison]

@stone blade glowhing hourglass saved my run

wanted to go for the beast

picked up polaroid and jumped down

realised im a retard

used glowing hourglass

got teleported from the womb back to necropolis 2

[stone blade]

was an amazing item before the nerf

[clear vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739656790521938020/898825728605450290/image0.gif

[stone blade]

false we love fat bitches

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/gorlock-gorlockthedestroyer-jabba-the-hutt-pretty-girl-optimus-prime-gif-15021847607777839017

[high wing]

jamie pull up gorlok the destroyer cod skin

[stark gull]

Who "we"?

[high wing]

thank you jamie

[stark gull]

There's no "we"

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-hand-rise-hand-rise-up-cat-me-too-gif-24649542

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @stoic girder https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1487721841618321489/RDT_20260329_0954164061001036444446038.jpg?ex=69ca2c6f&is=69c8daef&hm=034e5c69b8a0cc3cdf5e300002265f12156e1852596e957bbf3d33a3f0614b33&=&format=webp&width=654&height=824

[clear vapor]

Chubby chasing is ill advised

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-kirk-charlie-kirk-druski-trending-memes-gif-14643756387548707787

[primal kayak]

Noooo Druski cosplayed as Erika Kirk

?

[naive bison]

wdym that's erika kirk

[high wing]

yep

[primal kayak]

I was wondering where fat Erika was from

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-schizobox-erika-laser-eyes-tp2lzxwG3OfMRyn5B5

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-concert-jump-gif-7333607640150981348

[high wing]

no one is more happy about kirks death than his wife

[naive bison]

i disavow that statement

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-big-trouble-if-i-speak-prefer-not-to-speak-interview-gif-16725048

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2038149406873243743

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Borderlands 4 is facing huge Backlash Over $30 DLC That You Can Finish in Two Hours

The first story DLC titled “Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned” was released this past week

X · Mar 29, 2026, 7:01 AM

2 fucking hours

[naive bison]

@glad carbon defend it

[primal kayak]

I thought people dropped it

[high wing]

women smh

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[thorny folio]

broo

[narrow sorrel]

ghetto power strip

[naive bison]

https://fixupx.com/shitpost_2049/status/2038126957519413710?s=20

Shitpost 2049 (@shitpost_2049)

**💬 9 🔁 42 ❤️ 741 👁️ 30.4K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Mar 29, 2026, 5:31 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slq2CUQdjBQ

@thorny folio

when xqc is the smart one

it's wraps.

[river zealot]

bro and these people have 100k+ people watching them daily on streams

probably caring about their opinions

[river zealot]

or?

[naive bison]

yes

[river zealot]

unrelated

but its funny to me when people argue that the big bang theory refutes god

[toxic sundial]

just got out the shower who wants to rip my throat out with their teeth

[sacred mountain]

Funny you mention, there was a reason why atheists at the time tried to refute big bang theory because it literally would mean their entire logic would collapse if the static universe theory was proven to be false

And nowadays they are asspulling shit to compensate for it

No hate to my chill atheist guys, this is directed towards the militants

[naive bison]

CAN IT STOP LOGGING ME OUT

[stark gull]

Bait?

[pseudo robin]

Yeah fr everytime

[stark gull]

Mods, ban him. He posted black person doing white face. THaT iZ RaYZisT

[jade surge]

Good idea

Give me a good one

[toxic sundial]

you have to find one that speaks to you

go on a vision quest, your pfp will pick you

[river zealot]

https://www.kkkinstagram.com/reel/DWXGP79jpDY/

@naive bison

Where embed man

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[sacred mountain]

Bro is selling my info directly to mossad

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-gif-1395281550763039649

[tight rune]

What parking in Downtown Atlanta looks like

[prisma venture]

4 fuckin mentions

crazy

neat

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-gif-17784237642811266057

[pale ingot]

fuck yuo

[prisma venture]

i love u too

nice base tho

[pale ingot]

thx

we're post golem now

[prisma venture]

ahhh

[pale ingot]

probably finishing it today

[prisma venture]

how was plantera?

[pale ingot]

piss easy

[prisma venture]

finidng it?

[pale ingot]

uhh

i wasnt the one fonding the bulb

i was doing other shit

i was only there for the bossfight where plantera died in like, a minute

4 people each one a different class (melee, ranged, mage, summoner) absoloutely fucking decimated it

[lilac kelp]

post plantera is super fun since you unlock all the events except martians

[prisma venture]

peak then

[prisma venture]

@pseudo robin u seen the shit that canada's federal gov funded some shit agints TFR

like 300k of their shekels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwBUgp98my0

[visual stirrup]

they also funded some weird anarchist Fallout 2 mod

[prisma venture]

yeah canada is sad

[visual stirrup]

because nothing says "fuck the system" like needing it for art

not just needing it
the system goes out of it's way to support you

[pale ingot]

ok but then you do the cultist and moon lord and the games over

[prisma venture]

fuck canada

sad people

[naive bison]

playing tekken 8

this is by far the most fucking complicated fighting game ive ever played

wtf are these buttons

why does every character have 120 moves bro

😭

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k433iBVN8CQ

[fossil swan]

ltg could never

his character has 1 move and its the one he can spam

[naive bison]

he plays the character with like the only projectile in the entire game

[river zealot]

is there an xcb comic for this

[prisma venture]

peak

[naive bison]

he plays a guy that has a gun

cause ofc he is

DAWG WHAT THE FUCK IS THE STAR INPUT

😭

[river zealot]

they said its not dangerous btw

[naive bison]

okay bro

theres a system

where you hit left bumper

or l1 on ps controller

and it legit gives you simplified inputs

[naive bison]

i did this in 1 press of Y

why did they make ts for casuals

i just did an 8 hit combo mashing Y

[river zealot]

sourdought bread with chicken

[naive bison]

????????????????

[river zealot]

and some nice delicious water

[pale ingot]

holy beast

fucking star input

[naive bison]

fighting style
martial arts

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-american-psycho-oh-obviously-donald-kimball-gif-10547554943860686477

[naive bison]

class
cleric

[visual stirrup]

xcb?
do you mean xkcd?
I doubt it

[river zealot]

yes

[visual stirrup]

I dobut it

[quaint ore]

daylight saving over
woke up realising that its 1 PM

[visual stirrup]

While there are comics about how he follows elections closely, Randall stays away from politics (in his comics)

as far as I remember

It's been years since I caught up with xkcd

I should read XKCD and SMBC

[pale ingot]

why did you pull up bonnie blue

[toxic sundial]

incorrect, as there happens to be an xkcd for everything

sympathetic nervous system fucking me up dude

[fallow trellis]

wanted to speedrun having sex with everything in BD3

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 3220

[foggy mantle]

Comic #3220 - Rotational Gravity

I don't get it. The peak acceleration for passengers was WAY lower than in the giant-waterslide-loop-the-loop incident the other cruise line fired me for.

Published 3/16/2026

[pseudo robin]

Mod too based for this world

[prisma venture]

true

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 3202

[foggy mantle]

Comic #3202 - Groundhog Day Meaning

Originally, the ceremony used a variety of rodents and mustelids, but over time most people agreed it made sense to standardize on a specific individual ground squirrel in Pennsylvania.

Published 2/2/2026

[visual stirrup]

One of our weirdest holidays, now that I think of it

[toxic sundial]

p!xkcd 6969

[foggy mantle]

An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: 4d84db725e5646929031cbeaab422f08

[toxic sundial]

[stark gull]

Of course Warlockracy made a vid about it

[dusk raven]

p!xkcd 67

[foggy mantle]

Comic #67 - Nerd Girls

Nothing personal, high schoolers.

Published 2/22/2006

[naive bison]

holy shit

@narrow lotus

[radiant bear]

@austere shadow

[austere shadow]

classic

[river zealot]

https://fixvx.com/yungprzemek/status/2037936857808327167

yungprzemek (@yungprzemek)

-The Amazing Digital Circus
-Hazbin Hotel
-Helluva Boss

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 4:56 PM

@naive bison

[naive bison]

why did i click on it

dude

my credit score

how the fuck am i gonna buy a house

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-tadc-7-episode-7-tadc-shark-gif-13680646319817848701

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 3154

[foggy mantle]

Comic #3154 - Physics Insight

When Galileo dropped two weights from the Leaning Tower of Pisa, they put him in the history books. But when I do it, I get 'detained by security' for 'injuring several tourists.'

Published 10/13/2025

[jade surge]

I wonder why

[tidal trellis]

Xally posted tadc stuff? More unlikely than u fink

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[prisma venture]

@pseudo robin

u had plague

just so u know

[prisma venture]

here u rest

[tidal trellis]

I ain't the one who posted it, that was you though!!!

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[tidal trellis]

Bunny

Or is it a rabbit

Idk

[dusk raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267057004386713610/1445162093862060134/G63DD95XYAEQRuE.gif

[toxic sundial]

Anyone else feel like getting drunk and playing with high voltages

[tidal trellis]

no

[toxic sundial]

well you're no fun

[fossil swan]

@thorny folio

[thorny folio]

?

[naive bison]

🕋

[stone blade]

if he eats tushonka during ramadan teamkill him for me please

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6O3WfmAQIgnLBGVzZJVS40?si=5hns2etuTKqE3RAu55aWNA

[stone blade]

[naive bison]

mooooooooooooodsa

i see a coooooocka

[visual stirrup]

mods

ban them both for posting cock, thank you

[paper schooner]

WELL GUYS

I GUESS THAT'S IT

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/so-guys-we-did-it-gif-20414020

[naive bison]

bro nothing ever happens

i was joking

[naive bison]

bro kill yourself

😭

[paper schooner]

always bet on nothing

[stone blade]

right year the entirety of the lotrs books
in the left year chief keef albums

[paper schooner]

IMAGINE LISTENING BOOKS

[stone blade]

some audio books are lowkey nice

[paper schooner]

5 year old child before bedtime mindset

[stone blade]

yes

ive only listened to the lotr book tho

[pale ingot]

chudddyyy

[jade surge]

@narrow lotus almost forgot

[pale ingot]

you love coque bro

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/save-saved-image-saving-file-gif-3667455389443010223

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

I'm doing something, shoo!

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-gosling-i-drive-nightcall-gif-6272351900556304946

[tidal trellis]

oh you got a pfp

neat

did we ever figure out who rus_bot is

[jade surge]

@toxic sundial forced me to at gunpoint

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553728388486004738/1242218020915384340/attachment-3.gif

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[thorny folio]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

[thorny folio]

get on tarkov

we are opening rusted

[tidal trellis]

why|!

[narrow lotus]

i did it with thee and xal

[narrow lotus]

i would love to but i have to mine copper in Valheim

good luck

[thorny folio]

cuck

[stark gull]

Welcome to the internet

[naive bison]

that's not a gator retard

that's a cat

fucking idiot

[thorny folio]

clearly a gator u retard

[fresh rose]

fatass gator matching xalriders BMI

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @worldly elm @stoic girder @fossil swan

@thick wadi

[thorny folio]

bro pinged the wrong alle

[plucky void]

rare iedy W

[thorny folio]

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-1

[thorny folio]

valheim gets turned into a slogfest in mistlands

actually disgusting

[plucky void]

I haven't reached that part yet

was co-oping with wife and she ragequit when our base was attacked and our wolves died

[thorny folio]

same but i know how bad it is so havent been asked to play more

its really bad

[fresh rose]

plays tarkov instead

holdon now

[thorny folio]

ripge

[thorny folio]

playing with the homies

[plucky void]

I was out in the swamp building a teleport outpost and she couldn't defend our main home base while I was away

[thorny folio]

not about the game its about the company

[fresh rose]

you can also play valheim with the homies

fuck I lost my gif of that stupid ass chinese thing scratching its head

[thorny folio]

no, no one plays valheim except iedy and hes already with his friends

[icy apex]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCYPVEBWwAAagEn.webp

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-meme-i-just-made-some-bullshit-gif-15690632352507439130

[austere shadow]

@narrow lotus Is everything ok with this video? #🎪bruh-fart message
Just got muted for that on other server, I need an expert opinion

[fossil swan]

there's no slurs in it

so its ok

im a expert slur identifier trust

[icy apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1408158301727883264/kick_that_offtopic_bitch_off_the_chat.mp4?ex=69ca1a5d&is=69c8c8dd&hm=15d784915bdda1e7b7d8d3659736f2e6cd09b2a0183acb1c36cd34fe97930a0b&

[austere shadow]

I agree

[dusk sentinel]

[narrow lotus]

Its a joke so there is nothing bad with it

[thorny folio]

[narrow lotus]

U got muted cause 1984 , there are worse servers than this

You should be thankful for we are generous and in good spirits

[austere shadow]

I thought so

[narrow lotus]

🥮 here have a cake

[austere shadow]

Thanks

[dusk sentinel]

Diligently stolen and reposted for future use

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/circle-game-circle-game-smoke-sink-gif-15044991

[storm stream]

no board

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @jovial haven @naive bison @river zealot @thorny folio @coarse bear @vale sand @gusty heron

[river zealot]

just let him ping everyone at this point

[stone blade]

mo

no*

i only ping the ones that will get the meme

and because we're in tarkov channel all day

[prisma venture]

i do get that

and u didnt ping

[stone blade]

gj shifty

[prisma venture]

why u like that

[stone blade]

idk

next one i ping

[prisma venture]

[gusty heron]

okay, who's who

who's the king, the old man, the two gaes and who's gollum

[stone blade]

king is blood obviously

[stone blade]

hes the main gestapo

[gusty heron]

interesting, i thought you'd say Iedy

[stone blade]

blood has more authority over iedy

so no

[gusty heron]

i had no idea

[stone blade]

explode

[cunning lance]

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smiling-smile-happy-smiling-dog-gif-466450360347810840

[jade surge]

Type shit

[storm stream]

Budy

have you gotten better?

[thorny folio]

[gusty heron]

i'd rock the fuck out of those

what

[jade surge]

what

hehe peenor

[naive bison]

performative male final boss

[storm stream]

Are you still prostituting yourself or whatever you were doing?

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[gusty heron]

That's based af

[jade surge]

What

[storm stream]

Dont what like you dont fuckin know

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437571447617884277/1454267741254193266/RDT_20251220_0839303775736367077307077.gif?ex=69ca6aa0&is=69c91920&hm=3fc431ce14d2e5c7aca7835677de8efcf8186a817f5ee659c34fc8ba7edd1d73&

[gusty heron]

[naive bison]

💪🏿 🐘 🇷🇺

[jade surge]

What are you saying

[gusty heron]

wait, lol wtf?

bro why Finland???

[naive bison]

@river zealot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCZ9sIrjXpM

[austere shadow]

big education

best schools in the world or whatever

[river zealot]

do you think it includes the siberian minorities

[gusty heron]

so you're saying IQ can be taught?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/idgaf-smug-smug-monkey-lion-beta-gif-2814800372123763926

[gusty heron]

man, Africa needs more schools then

[jade surge]

[austere shadow]

yeah

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-komaru-everyday-chat-чат-gif-4512764524835641491

[paper schooner]

I mean that's template for every statistic in the world

[austere shadow]

Unless you want to go the race route

[gusty heron]

my favourite part of this map?

[jade surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307381095704166410/1315673806412578947/concept.gif

[gusty heron]

you know the only reason Australia is blue is

[river zealot]

not really

education allows you to hit your iq limit

youre still limited by genetics

[austere shadow]

What is this limit
Is there like your max IQ and your current IQ

[river zealot]

basically what im trying to say yeah

[gusty heron]

This map also tells me that the hotter your country is, the dumber the populace is

[river zealot]

youre still gonna have a limit of things you can learn/comprehgend

but you might not even hit it in your life

[gusty heron]

stupids end up living in places where the sun is trying to kill you

[paper schooner]

im such an iq incel
im in my lowiq era

[gusty heron]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[dusk raven]

open my door for 5 secs and my uncle's cat runs in

this mfer gonna become my cat

[stone blade]

embrace it

also show the fucker

[dusk raven]

he just runs away

he comes in
takes a tour and fucks off

[stone blade]

based

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/echou-black-cat-gif-12183945772816991633

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jade-alert-gif-7000981203890400371

[fallow trellis]

day 3 no gaming

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/TerribleMaps/status/2038233467410862132

Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)

Europe if it were invisible

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 12:35 PM

[jade surge]

bro posted an empty map

[coarse bear]

Yeah, what of it

[fallow trellis]

why did ishowspeed dress up as a monke

[coarse bear]

Can't believe twomad died on the OW menu screen

[fallow trellis]

who mad?

das speed

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/00wormwood/status/2037917402424304056

wormwood 🦄💐 (locking in) (@00wormwood)

Netflix ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን「 STEEL BALL RUN 」በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይይን አታውቅም ፣ 2nd STAGE የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ኃጢአቶችህ Release Date ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ 「 DEVIL'S PALM 」የኃጢአት መርከቦች

QRT: NetflixAnime
A desert crossing spanning roughly 750 miles — the land that Johnny Joestar and Gyro Zeppeli must challenge is home to the area that is feared as the “Devil’s Palm.”

STEEL BALL RUN JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 2nd STAGE is set to premiere in 2026.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

[primal kayak]

Not every black person you see is the same person

Same with most asians

[dusk raven]

glorp

[toxic sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033785083343151197/1099054369506345120/freeze-1.gif

nothing worse than a coworker who won't stop complaining and being pissed even though it's a fairly light workflow day

[stark gull]

💎?

[naive bison]

also blood donor is not an occupation

its like saying semen donor is an occupation

its a side hustle for the love of the gam

e

[toxic sundial]

W game

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-catstor-gato-castor-cerebrito-sabiondo-gif-12002557139688614332

[toxic sundial]

2 was pretty good too. legion sucked balls

[stark gull]

But you are right

[toxic sundial]

you cannot nerd react an objectively true statement

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-feeling-evil-plan-masterplan-gif-120341860965623954

working full time at the cum factory

[toxic sundial]

alright who wants my ssn

[gusty willow]

Me

[gusty willow]

Gimmie gimmie gimmie

[naive bison]

spat on the floor irl

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[river zealot]

jesus everyone is coming back

ted now you

[stark gull]

It was ment for Xal

[gusty willow]

I never left

Im always watching and lurking

[toxic sundial]

need gtanil

[river zealot]

yep

[fallow trellis]

peak

[fallow trellis]

Borutos dad if it was actually good

[fallow trellis]

My friend would get verbally abused by his mom when she helped him with his school work when he was a kid

everytime he said the wrong answer his mom would threaten him with public school

[gusty willow]

Isnt that normal

[fallow trellis]

He is afraid of public school

[thorny folio]

@naive bison @fossil swan @river zealot who asked

out of nowhere

[fallow trellis]

why are you including your boyfriends in this

[river zealot]

i am a sad lonely fella

[thorny folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-smart-goat-thinking-down-syndrome-gif-9905812555411606126

[naive bison]

i gotta ponder on this info

[river zealot]

here is some embarrasing information about me

please dont make fun of me

[storm stream]

Outdated

[fallow trellis]

shit was so bad his mom had a public school uniform in the closet so she could threaten him with it

He is the highest in my class

he was never in any public school

shit worked

[gusty willow]

No that uniform was for her to wear for me

[fallow trellis]

I wish my mother just threatened me with public school when i get my homework wrong

she would just beat me senseless until i got it right

[fossil swan]

bro dropping crazy lore like we wont use it against him

[fallow trellis]

I trust you guys

[fallow trellis]

thats why im always truthful and I never lie

unlike xalrider

[toxic sundial]

that's I've never seen toaster say anything

[fallow trellis]

Benjamin Netanyahu isnt dead

[naive bison]

im right here

[fallow trellis]

and the 5 quadrillion dollars to Israel was necessary for the US

[toxic sundial]

I've noticed nobody actually from the region calls him Benjamin it's bibi

[fallow trellis]

Big Yahu

[visual stirrup]

That's what he calls his dick

[fallow trellis]

little yahu

sometimes i eat too much and my belly so bloated i cant see my own little yahu

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/abigail-shapiro-abigail-shapiro-khazar-khazar-milkers-gif-25364300

here

this should help

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fbi-fbi-open-up-gif-293416153668306594

[pale ingot]

fatty fat fat

[fallow trellis]

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-phone-licking-smartphone-licking-smart-phone-josh-hutcherson-tonge-gif-6443196244577992308

[stark gull]

תהילת עם ישראל!

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-girl-cow-milk-gif-7951230212948810470

[stone blade]

almost shitmyself

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

[stone blade]

insane ping rigjt after i say that

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-milk-skeleton-skeleton-dead-drinking-milk-gif-14831354378381964287

[jade surge]

I wonder if 🔥 react for you means "fire meme" or "this meme is so ass I want the poster to burn alive"

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/hardcore-henry-gif-21745519

Nice jacket

[jade surge]

Классная куртка! Где купил?

[stone blade]

it means fire meme retard

vomit face means the second

[stark gull]

"Gqyest jacket I've seen"

[coarse bear]

Open chat
Xalrider
Close chat

[stark gull]

Раньше были русские анимации на Ютубе и 2х2 вроде как, там уже было подобное

[jade surge]

Depends

It means whatever you want it to mean

[smoky frost]

Brainfarters trying not to hornypost for one day challange (impossible)

[jade surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[smoky frost]

https://tenor.com/view/melting-melt-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-19186896

[stark gull]

Do you wanna see pregnant Clippy?

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-ladybug-fly-wings-zoom-in-gif-8070841

[stone blade]

sanest decision

https://open.spotify.com/track/4YzzeycRmg12c4SzgJDrFx?si=sXe8pstPQtyvyHXVQxtIbQ
underappreciated red dead 2 song

[jade surge]

Beetleposting

[jade surge]

Open chat
Ban Xalrider
Be happy

[gusty heron]

Nah, he has a dead mans switch

[scenic field]

Good mornin brainfart

[gusty heron]

Soon as Xalrider gets banned, he has an alt that joins GAMMA and releases the ’Xalrider files’

Which is all the dirt on Iedy and Dry

[scenic field]

Would explain why hes never been banned.
.

[gusty heron]

@narrow lotus care to refute these allegations?

[stone blade]

youre no better

like the angel of death calling out hitler for being evil

[visual stirrup]

It's just a compilation of iedy's fuckups in tarkov and shouting slurs

[river zealot]

wait do you have the spawn one

where he shot you in the back and you merc a random guy

[naive bison]

he should

not me

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[thorny folio]

who could this be

[thorny folio]

[river zealot]

thats just the most tame ones

[stone blade]

saying it with a straigjt face too

[thorny folio]

LMAOOO

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[thorny folio]

💩

[thorny folio]

see how theres no clips of me

[stoic girder]

"I cannot be clipped "

[thorny folio]

[river zealot]

i dont get it

[naive bison]

you said you are leaving

you disconnect

ph33r says "fuck thjat guy"

after you leave

[thorny folio]

sorry i got attacked

[naive bison]

he is rude and not nice

[river zealot]

can barely her him

[thorny folio]

sit down mister epstein

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/meanie-mean-cat-car-cat-meme-gif-17423710227943295387

[river zealot]

i remember that one

[thorny folio]

1 clip is all u ahve of me

have*

[coarse bear]

Straight up just a video of every time iedy dies like a 5h noob and it flashes his playtime each death

[thorny folio]

dont post the knight clip bro

scarring experience

[naive bison]

@thorny folio

[thorny folio]

big and fat just like you

[thorny folio]

NOOOO

NOT THE STROKE CLIP

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[thorny folio]

fake

[naive bison]

ME LAYING STRAIGHT PIPE ON ENEMIES AND ALLE IS DOING THAT IN VC OVER THE CLIP

GOD BLESS

[thorny folio]

u needed him 😭

i had to escape him like escaping epstein island

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot