#🎪bruh-fart
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np
idk what you're talking about

pretty sure this has been posted over 5 times in the historu of this channel
maybe more
peak meme
@river zealot
drank pickle water and ate a piece of cheese damn that was a weird combo
i cast diarrhea
naw
arent yu gonna shit urself
dairy and pickles
They also say fish and yogurt causes issues but I never had any issues when eating them together
my laptops motherboard finally died
RIP
my condolences
das gotta be vile to eat
why the fuck are you eating fish and yogurt you fucking freak
flipping the ram doesnt work anymore, wont power on or accept battery charge
People who get diarrhea from weird food combinations are weak sperm

are we going to see you less here
piece of shit was what i used to play gamma with, and it fucking killed it
have u tried turning it on and off
it is permanently off now
no i have a phone
unfortunate
you are weak sperm me greek god
I don't, lol. I just never had issues when I did, though
It has been years since I last did that
You guys are not getting rid of me that easily
And it wasn't just plain fish and yogurt. More like some fish dish and some other side dish with yogurt in it
sadge
You look like gypsy... You lose
soon you will immigrate into UK like how you are destined to, and you will be online 24/7 from luxury hotel wi-fi

doge is the turkish ice cream guy
I could have went to my law school party but I spent the entire evenning trying to fix my piece of shit laptop
Wife
Blanca Soler
@naive bison
📚 Cockelgänger
When [one man's] penis looks [identical] to [another] man's penis. They are cockelgängers.
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.
Daniel was [pissing] in [the urinal] when he [noticed] the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
silent hill
my ear went life half deaf for a moment but it popped and now I can hear in 8k UHD HDR oled again
@dusk raven @frail scaffold @dusk sentinel

"The hills are... silent. The residents... evil."
we mined , and thefore we crafted
also
in the span of my 23 year life I'm happy I've NOT developed tinnitus
Etnon feat Lyrical Son & Dj Blunt - Albanian
[Mc'M]
Une jetoj kuq e zi marr frym shqip
shoh kuq e zi gjaku m'rrjedh shqip
jetoj ktu me plis me tradit e bajrak
me kanun e me ligj me fis e me gjak
[Groph Monte]
Ku dhe guri osht i amel ku dhe vendi ka fjal
dhe ku nihet pushka kur n'konak lind djal
dhe ku shtrohet sofra fillon nxehet votra...

Feels good man
i had some mods on that broke this mission and his eyes came out of his skull
@drifting mantle
btw this is the app that has generated $5000 in just 3 days, organically. it uses your Mac’s accelerometer sensor to moan when you slap it. we’re in the peak era of software.
Quoting anul agarwal (@anulagarwal)
︀
You all are overthinking your app ideas.
︀︀This app makes your Mac moan when you slap it -> it made $5,000 in 3 days.
︀︀
︀︀Just ship it.
the amount of ai slop in varying degrees of quality for the new harry potter is off the charts
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2037371581228372013
Lgbt flag is missing on the left picture, but then it's accurate 
Left guy looks a little bit like Philipp Amthor doesn't he @vale sand ?
Genug Schabernack für heute
go go gadget labubomb
The system supports vehicles with any number of wheels, more conventional cars are also supported
QRT: Angel_foxxo
I'm adding fully physics driven vehicles to #CS2It calculates realistic tire friction and suspension forces, then applies them to the vehicle to make it move like a real car
Soom™ to a racing map near you

ts is like horses for fnv
Drivin' down Long A
care for subaru on mid
kill all popcap
69 hours and 30 minutes until the way to having a girlfriend is closed
that closed 7k hours ago 
I think that way already closed a loooong time ago
folks got muted for ts

now he can't find his own dick beneath his fat rolls
dry told me its ok
and even if... whos he gonna tell? The mods?
low bodycount

Your body counts for 3
killa, tagilla, partizan
i cant find that tarkov pic with the BEAR guy at the pc and Naked partizan behind him

YEP
thats what i was thinking of
mentally projecting tarkov gei porn
physically projecting spit onto your ancestors
i just realised those are achievements as medals
come enjoy my company man
this is a good fucking meme man
get in vc man
he wants to suck you off man
come my jester
imma go play valheim with a friend
||jk||
glad that it is
enjoy the game man
get the mod that lets you transfers ores thru portal
its a must have
whoah
get those mudflaps out of my eyes
the exagerated godrays cover them
bro god is nowhere near ts
thats the only ones i really used
same energy
collect my 8 ledx
why need light from outside when i can play Customs during Foggy Weather
nvm apparently you have a setting now in main game where u can select portals to give u unrestricted
this mod is dead since 2023
splendid
good devs
Notice how there aren't more than about 3,5 colors
God bless balkans
the pattern is recognitioning and i want to cry
They didn't even censor Fr*nch lol
what is fam posting
kill yourself
saw this on insta yesterday

Yeah why not 
WOAAAAH
cba to speak just watch gameplay
worlds biggest printer cartridge leak
billions lost
Also
You've been coated in poop
rare
What does the unfit for help role mean?
It means I cannot type in newbie chat
goat
That's all mostly
Ah
banned from newbie chat
yooo
cant become helper ever
these are so goated
Yea, I used to have those, they're good
probably eligible for brainfart exile too
Guy said he couldn't switch ammo by holding Y, turns out he had a German keyboard where Y and Z are swapped so he was holding onto the fucking quick swap wheel bind
Shit fire
I guess telling someone to reinstall GAMMA is not a good idea but to be fair I did straight up go to work and didn't check Discord for a while after that
ppl do that with teslas
why u do that to me

the weak should fear the strong
is that even a thing
what the fuck
Honestly I told them to reinstall because I had the same thing happen the second time I updated GAMMA
oh
This is the first time I see Flop send a message
hi 
Ghost of evil death
Based taste
what
when youre young , you laugh at what your dad listens to
when you get older , you understand WHY he listens to it
I'm alive
my laptop died
his laptop died
yeah what he said
I think your laptop died dude
His laptop is no more
The last stroke making you nut didn't means the first one is useless
success is achieved through continous effort
read 3 words
man shut the fuck up
hes right tho
#meme #funnyvideo #funny #wouldyourather #funnymeme #funnyvideo
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@stoic girder
!1984
Fanta 😐
Fanta, Japan 
Your average Swedish soldiers 
Chat did I do this right
without the japanese text I would've assumed that was new york lmao
Shit like this pisses me off
"Place: Japan" ahh post

"Its residents... evil."
Most emotion I've ever seen Charlie produce
MANNNNNNNNNNNN
oh lord
I just took a colossal shit
what the fuck is this nonsense now

@river zealot Artem swearing on his entire family that this is how the npcs were moving for him to miss entire mags point blank
@narrow lotus
fucked up evil creature
This is the kind of video I was looking forward to
i wish they were that scary
@narrow lotus @river zealot
Love whatever this fucking thing is
It’s a fish
Ts would unironically convince Terrence Howard
These side missions were always fun
almost every side mission I've played in red dead so far has been fun
well the stranger ones at least
cuz I think there were some story optional missions , no?
or maybe thats the money lending stuff IDK :D
Burn your original birth certificate and all copies to remove the spell
they done killed помни
my work has this evil thing called vto where if the system predicts that more than enough people will be on shift they'll let you click a button and get to not go to work but then you don't get any money and it takes so much willpower chat
You have no idea how strong I'm being
Then again more people are on shift less work you have to do.
do it
spend the day looking at funny animals
incredibly important photo
holy shit you're right
honestly, i think you should be allowed to just
not go to work if you dont feel like it if they have enough staff with zero consequence
Yeah but think about the money

ragebait successful
Oh my fucking god bro fucking sovereign citizen bullshit became mainstream 😭
you just think that because your energy is being drained through a sorcery template in the form of your birth certificate
What flavor of schizoposting is this
the good kind
I love it, lol 

Good song but the group is armenian, sorry chud
@toxic sundial @fluid heron @solar breach
BIG DIP CERTIFIED
i dont think ill ever understand smoking or chewing tobacco
Nicotine is euphoric
i remember smoking a cig once and i didnt feel nothing "oh you gotta do it a few times"
instead of smoking cigs i sold them to ppl for like 50cents a cig
made a few bucks
Fair enough
Nic pouches give you a lot more nicotine per
Gotta be careful not to overdo it though
Be curled up on the floor feeling like you are about to puke everything inside out
Ew
I once overdid it lmao.
I think I left it in too long bc I didn't feel much of an effect
unlucky
MANNN I LOVE Red Dead 2
can tell
is good game
Hilarious that some animals are only domestic and if u wanna get 100% compendium u have to kill and skin ranch animals

tho not all of them
for some reason
rockstar moment
red dead 2 is shit because flop likes it
no dont go back through my chat logs when I was playing the game
@naive bison
just like how you dont take finishing games seriously
thats why you started red dead 4 months before me
and finished it a year after me

minus blackwater and new austin ofc
I stopped , as I personally dont care WHEN or HOW FAST i finish a game.
I went on to play other games that I had on my bucket list , crysis 2 , witcher , gta5 , far cry 4 , tomb raider , the batman series , cyberpunk and some others I cba to look up.
Now I am continuing the playthrough
I legit dont care wether or not I put a game I'm playing on pause
to play something else
if u do , thats ENTIRELY on you
classic
HOW HAVE I NOT STUDIED A POODLE
They got the Valve account recovery guys looking for dirt. She's fucked.
Some people deserve to get beaten to death with hammers
um, 🤓
She was also investigating donald trump for something
inb4
Game x change actually had decent nes games for once
inb4 no NES
Mandarines mhmm...
retroslop
You ever think about how they made the NES stupidly bulky because they thought it'd sell more that way?
No?
No ive got one
I found one in my grandmas closet when I was a kid
Kickstarted this whole thing
Still have the same one
do you guys enjoy ASMR before it sexualized and gooned
those nearly went extinct by me doing the cougar hunter challenge 
But not the cougars you think
Dang, didn't leave some for the fellas, I see how it is
didnt that basically happen day 1?

300 different cougar and panther variants
and it always spawns like 1 per 3 days
do russians really? 
russians? no
me? yes
i like it
soy sauce I could believe

i like that too but it gotta be with sth
i like frozen fish patties from the grocery store
they're breaded and crispy when airfried
dont forget a bread sandwich
slight drizzle of teriyaki on top too
actually i wonder
fellas what typa weird shit do YOU eat
cause a lot of judgemental mfs in caht
chat*

i eat your mom out

why do i think i know who you are
@stone blade
doing the challenge that unlocks jera
get loads of hearts first floor
spam sac room
angel deal teleport
sacred heart first item

5 trillion to Vatican
deus vult or something
got crown of light too
and I'm only getting flodira panthers
even tho regular ones should spawn too
why make 1 area spawn both animals man that's so ass
what
in rdr2
Me when I the when them.
came back to starsector to find an uncolonized terran planet i saved near that begins with B
this freaked me the fuck out
as my main planet is also a terran planet that starts with B
@naive bison @narrow lotus
It's always either you gaslight the ai and it just folds, or the ai gaslighting you. Nothing in between
mods pls its been over 2.5 years can i please get unbrainfarted 🥹 🤞
🐟
😞
I need to get some easter shopping done, you think if I buy some kindasurprise eggs and put real eggs inside the wrapping that the kids will get the joke or nah?
@drifting mantle @pseudo robin
me when i pet my cousins male cat vs woman cat
she wanted to kill me
male was like yo lets run and play
📚 blap
refers to [the sound] that a males [penis] makes when he hits it against a [females] face
She was [talkin] [dirty] so I [blapped] her
I got lost halfway through

This can't be real, can it? 
what is that
@thick wadi
why!
@narrow lotus @stone blade
p!repost
Iedy would sniff the weights after
he'd steal the weights and put it in his goon cave
@naive bison do you also play tekken?
No
Damn
I dont think its possible without a fightstick of some sort
Maybe possible on keyboard
On regular controller
Hell naw
I've seen those move lists
What's this move called?

tagilla when he sees a pistol runner
Full auto glock with the drum and leg meta ammo
real men only play solitare
Be fr, have you ever actually played solitaire?
Yes.
on windows 7
spent quite a few hours playing it when internet was down
The last good Win os
I refuse to reply to this due to me not wanting a ban
vintage story do be like that tho
🇱🇹 ?
Teisingai 👍
I've seen two players use these against each other, one was a blue/green token deck and the other was a blue/black merfolk/zombie deck
Is americs deteriorating?
That sounds so goofy, lol
The merfolk and zombie deck was about getting as many trash mobs out to overwhelm and the token deck was about ramping up large token monsters
what makes you a weapons expert? (referring to your bio)
Before i answer that, why are you snooping in my bio?

writes public shit
is annoyed when people want to discuss it

it's literally meant to be snooped in. Why else would you be able to write on it?
Too much truth in one message mate
Unwholesome posting in my brainfart? More likely than you think
Me rn
Kral's Chosen VS One Funny Boi
SIX DOLLAR SRIMP SPECIAL
entire culture revolving around cult of war vs funny bug with weaboo squad
Oh no I forgot about big man's birthday
it's in like 22 days

this chat sometimes i swear
only 4 capitals instead of ten, im losing it smh
umamusume is a thing based off of japanese race horses turned into anime girls
something (horse racing) i am autistically into
My n word
What
Dont do drugs
It aint for u
I love my sega saturn
"we should moisturize the mice with yogurt"
What the fuck are you talking about
Ayo wait why that mouse looking kinda
too late, my n word with the soft a because im not racist
Yes u are my n word with hard B
@primal rapids there was a 40k game released on fucking saturn 😭
Sup Falco
hi!!
The fuck is that?
Why is activating my gag reflex?
Cause its gray meat
probably because it has the color of moldy bread
resident evil kebab
resident evil kebab
thought those were edits
Nuclear sirens outside at 5:45
Is it over
It stopped
Who the fuck does nuclear siren tests at 5 am
fuck you thats why
I hope you're next buddy
we are both cooked pal
Its tru
NICE BRO
Woken up at 6 am
On a fucking weekend
Scared to shit
Now cant go to bed
Fuck this man
Me
Go grind tarkov
deadass why so early? like it makes no sense
if you want people to be ready do it in the middle of the day ffs
waking people up is just a dick move
6 hours of my life gone award
22 very cracked enemies and lots of traps and one way bottlenecks
and the level is huge
I know
their skill is insane compared to any other AI in the game
Did u know that there are infra red traps?
I knew this yes
Lore wise they are MK ultra type shit schizo
they alert nearby enemies and they'll stack up on doors and use flash bangs to wash you
They are people who trained judge the main character
I know
I know
Ive been there
I'm doing it completely solo so it's fairly sucky
Fuckin cunts
aiming for S next
:/
Good luck
Ill do S rank like in a month or so
When i feel good
Anyway time to go to sleep
See ya cunts gn
@prisma venture time to do achievements
thank u come again!!
time to do rust belt with a snubnose .357
The only difference between beef wellington and a corndog is the economic background
What meat is this from? a lich?
lord of the ring or something
and the everything else of course
beef Wellingtons fucking suck tho idk why they are considered like high dining
@pale ingot birdfucker
they should make an energy drink that doesn't make you sleepy
Have you tried not having adhd
Have you tried zero sugar ones
Might be having a sugar crash
I already drink zero sugar everything sugar is really bad for you
Not really no
Have you tried licking these nuts?
Just dont eat a copius amount of sugar
Real talk if you don’t move around and get the blood flowing with major caffeine and bcaas you’re just gonna crash
It's not a crash. It's immediate. If I resist it for 30 minutes then I feel fine after
Pretty much yeah
You wouldn’t need to resist if you did some kind of physical activity for that time
Physical activity with your mother
I don’t drink them when I’m off work, recipe for anxious sleep crash

"oh, blueberries... That would make for a perfect first house spot! I will always have plenty of berries to eat"
they should add credit card debt to vintage story I think
Taxes for property
When are we getting 15% tariffs in vs
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2037714944888803418 @naive bison
@quaint ore
cant believe they are adding @naive bison
what about bzeek? 
they are also adding dwarves
really excited about the orcs tho
and a map expansion fuck yeah
the map was already about twice the size of bannerlords map
and theres a fuedal japan mod i havent seen before in the workshop
aspirational levels of fucking up at work
QRT: AFVRec_
Chinese ZBD-04A IFV on a demonstration exercise accidentally discharges a smoke grenade into a mound full of observers, likely officers and politicians.

I also got this one 
Too bad it was only smoke

Pretty sure Ragatha also wouldn't know
necesarry mod endgame armies get to around 2k depending on your faction
trying to micro 2k troops in third person is next fucking level
this shit is so peak
Cuck Observation Deck
sounds like something sneako would say
oggi...
post the other half of the image
what do you mean by that
🤨
@stark gull @river zealot
Did it go that bad since I was last here? 😂
So we gooning
Thats his actual heritage btw
Epstein was a Litvak
Jarvis, remove their balls
Jarvis, hydraulic press Cup's balls
Do you actually believe I want to see gooner shit in a public server 
this is rich
Absolutely
ginger hitler
Nah
"hey what's up gu-"
"HITLER!"
"NOT WHAT IM CALLED"

There is not a single reaction going on in his brain
It is as still as basement puddle
forgot it takes 10 years to compiling the 10 billion shaders
pringles have some promotion in kaufland
@narrow lotus
for games
WoW and fallput76
they couldnt put any more mid games imagine
"ChatGPT how do I make doom scrolling sound cool in reddit format"
"Go FUCK yourself!"
Large Penis P-Positive?

Greyzone?
bannerlord warhammer mod
Oh nvm
How
"scientifically possible"
literally definition of schizoposting in science
Maybe we are funding the wrong scientists
There is a warband version of that mod which lets you to ascend to becoming a daemon prince
Warsword conquest
mfs will ask a physicist if it's possible to create a black hole on earth and the autistic sperg will be like "uhhh yeah but it's like a 00.000000000951285% chance" and then there will be a news headline 20 minutes later by chatgpt talking bout some end of the world
They found it inside of him
Aight goon night
In celebration of another tramp stamp Leon mod
:(
@naive bison
man blow your head off
cute cat man
but if he posted a man
Thats called masturbation sir
you would be saying different things
i would still say it
yeah but your cock would be out
he would say blow my head off
Well it's not like they call him boobrider
would you ratehr have 1 dollar or 2 dollars
would you rather 1 million dollars in a year, or 1 dollar in 1 million years
1 dollar over 1 million years + the stipulation that I am guaranteed to live until I collect all 1 million
I interpret how i like so i always win teehee
no it's just 1 dollar in a million years
dont care
enjoy your dollar
nuh uh my toy soldier beats your toy soldier cause he's wearing an eye patch and that gives him +10 cool points which is a bonus to all stats
Id get the smart one bub 
@river zealot @narrow lotus kill all weebs
why did you ping me man
what do you mean by that
so you see this degeneracy
whats degenerate about it
why are they drawing children
what you cant draw children anymore
please consult the graphs
holy stonks
thirsty
vladimir and his enemy volodymyr
@river zealot
this is how you know you are fucked





