#🎪bruh-fart
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DAMN
I got bath tab in which I can't fit
Basedpilled
I finish work then smoke bongs in the hot tub 

That's when you know, you made it 
Perfect day for it 
grim
this weather forecast is always wrong
idk where xela gets its info from
it's right for where i am
@naive bison @stoic girder @river zealot Guy makes artsy grafitti over swastikas and shit
Top comment : You should have left the first one as it was

yk what W larps
my culture isnt your costume
foid and larp have become too mainstream
chinese pyrocynical
You deserve the shooting squad for that
must really like looking at my pfp
im like jesus, they hate me cuz im right
Theyre all fat now
What are some of your angrsty teen music choices lol. Im in a music mood rn
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Heres my pick.
What're the other guns? The G11 is the only one I recognize
One day you'll call your wife "foid" by mistake but it will be too late
Im not homosexual. I obviously want brainfarts opinion.
Honestly the only opinion thst matters in this whole server
Give me THE chair
i forgot that channel existed
i hate it hidden for so long
Warm up ol sparky
I think were just shooting people or fenting them to death for death penalty now
First off, I will probably never get a wife (no reason to marry)
Second, she probably wouldn't know what it means
Third, we talk German and won't use English slang 
Unless I find an American women (lmao imagine
)
Youll meet a life ruiner. Its in the works
me when my foid (gf) asks me to get off tarkov

I wanna marry a japanese woman and live in japan and say ohayo gozaimasu and play final fantasy 7 together
The old one not the dumb and new one
It a die Christmas
"When the boss checks up on you to see if you are working" ahh video
I hate when its 0130 in the am and i cant ask my dad about a conspiracy theory without being asked if im drunk
Note it down and ask like 10 hours later lol
would
I think his TID boomer stance will still stand
The gut, kneejerk hate is still funny

Cant say hes wrong
Goon Nite 
Too much goon today
The fact that there are people like this... Crazy
Post good memes

Here, you need this
never goon kys
hi queen 

Mfw US diplomats want my country to negotiate with Belarus
Go ahead, talk to your trustworthy friendly neighbours

Yeah totally trustoworthy
They totally didnt kidnap dozens of our citizens, forcefully intercept civiliam airliners and send in combat trained illegal immigrants to our borders
The sit down:
"so uhhh... This is awkward"
Play with neighbour kid
The neighbour kid:
But the real kicker would be to see a reflection of yourself in that kid
They also totally dont fund a illegal smuggling network meant to also sabotage the working order of our most important airport
They also TOTALLY didnt send out kamikaze drones over our capital city before crashing next to a military base
"The residents are... evil"
we are scavengers , tresspassers , adventurers , loners , killers , explorers and robbers
I guess that makes us...Stalkers.
In this world... You either rim or be rimmed... This truely is a Rimworld.
ayooooo
pauseee

rimworld is good game

I love rimming
you steal a bunch of cars and drive em around?
Its almost like a grand theft auto
no
I hate when Rimrim got full release everyone made rimjob jokes
I hate it
Sounds like a squeaky toy lol. I never thought caterpillars could make noises like that
The dead had their redemption... But why are they all red?
Seems like a red dead redemption
gg
Morning boys 
isn't it like 3pm in pakistan
Try to rim me
Sky is the rim
this one dont work
it is 12 hours ahead of PST so only an hour or so off (1:50 PM )
this mf really wakes up at 2pm and says good morning
hmm... challenging with a rim job...
he went to sleep at 4 AM and woke up at 2:00 pm
morning
i still aint coming to that butcher house
TY CLIPBOARD FOR NOT WORKING
bro's teeth
i actauly have 0 bad teeths
i went to the butcher house the other day
he said zamn really good teeths but the 8s are growing bad or some shit
so your a liar
i went to check after 8 years
becuse my mom told me
I swear Discord can't copy shit these days too
I copy images and it says "image copied!" and doesn't copy it
did ur mom really say that or are you lying to me
she did
she said i found us a new dentist u coming with me
i was like "nah im good"
and she said " i aint asking boy"
fuck mossad
last time i actauly went to dentist to pull teeths out i was like 9
and bitch pulled two teeths at the same time
since then its no no
300,000$ on making sure far right extremists can't use a Hearts Of Iron 4 Mod for recruitment... Thank god Canada has nothing else to spend it's money on!
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@pseudo robin
man fuck yourself
is he wrong tho?

Whatever, it will fail anyway
you shouldnt give a retard a platform
i like this one
Max low cortisol King while drivign 300km/h in a corner
he dont care man
winner winner
how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)
Wait what
How tf xal can speak while muted

Oh nvm his mute is gone
24
mods, pull up the global IQ chart by country and triangulate this retard
Fuckass discord updating late
product of incest
cousin marriage
@river zealot
...
the jokes write themselves, i just read them.

Write this down, xal will have to marry his cousin cuz hes a fat incel 

I'm trying to eat!! Shoo!!
we knew that
Its starting guys'
Do not kill yourselves yet
The bubble is starting to make noises
What
class 6 plate best in slot for 2 ram
2 per reset
@river zealot
a white momma's greatest fear
Black Man : helps a woman cross the street
Also the woman : Yes officer , this man right here

Cant believe it took the ai bubble burst only one article about efficient ram usage
My genuine reaction
dude i didnt know it was updating today
IT SAYS RIGHT THERE
What article was it?
Some article by google about effectively compressing data in rams or smtn, should be somewhere in brainfart lemme check
imagine they rollback what they did to the attadchments
no, not happening
what are they even gonna add anymore
more bugs?
Say gex
What else can they add other then ong like
I beg
i would not mind a hk417 its nice
Like the xcr realistically could exist in tarkov and would be a interesting concept bc it's like
anything new
3 different guns
Which each can shoot like Irl 9 different calibers
w/b the revolver that can shoot like 6 calibers
Thee literally told you yesterday
imma go find i rq
But in tarkov ik they fucked the game up so bad that you cant swap cals w mods
Yeah ik
i do not remember i went off at like 9 30
i got pissed off at lighthouse and went to sleep
understandable
the command when
p!cryon
p!cryon
@narrow lotus make it ping him too
p!cryon
ughhh
a friend of a friend of a friend
p!cryon
guy is like a big ass black man
like 6 foot
tries to help a grandma over the street
gets pepper sprayed

DISAVOW
UN
REASONABLE

maybe grandmother saw that scene in the movie "Брат" and took it to heart bro
Brother
-#
Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English
Ebat
a no its Brat


rape scene or what
grandma before upping that "Bear Killer 9000000 scovile units"
no it's a scene where a black guy is calling him "brother"
brother this brother that
he says

"you're no brother of mine, you (words i cannot say)"
"DON'T SHOOT, I SAID DON'T SHOOT, THIS MAN ISN'T BLACK"
so from what i read in tarkov they say they upped marked room loot
allegedely
welcome back 4 mil marked keys
godb less i have like 3 or 4 marked keys
I dont know what changed since like 1.0
i can(t) profit
But on spt it's legit horrific
more bugs
Like you open 314
i cant really diss 314, i opened the room 26 times so far
i think ive made over 10-20 or so mil from it
And you find like Mc fucking the g36 but 762 51 sniper
all from keycards and rebels
Can't remember the name rn
and bitties
And a glock
G28
Or like a as val and like a ak102
iedy tell xal to see this
It IS dying bruh
Ai bubble collapse
Its happening RN
i hope we see general artificial intellegence soon
have u seen what rtx or some comapny is working on rn?
"General AI, how should we solve the iranian crisis"
nuke em
some company made general AI
im not sure what youre talking about
General AI how can i solve this math problem
Idk but you should kill yourself
ive seen it mentioned
what are they making this time
some chinese company
raytheon
a couple actually
dont know who
but its not open to public
but i know its fucked up
me i am chinese
another scamming attempt
and we dont have much intellegence on it
damn
Because it doesnt exist 
Just a day in the life of my Ring Cam ! Nothing but love and Laughter
We found AGI bro trust me
Updoot incoming
Youtube almost made me an alt right qtard starting from a feminazi-trump pipeline, this is so real
IF YOU DON'T LAUGH - YOU'RE A LIBERAL COMPILATION #8
dude how
Back in 2016 where youtube fucked their algorithm, it suggested literally everyone anti feminism stuff
I was a young anti third wave feminism guy so i start watching, then my algorithm shapes into an alt right echo chamber
When i realized i was in it, i was in 3 subscribed alt right qtard channels deep in misinfo
Man went right into the rabbit hole
it's good that you didn't get radicalized
I probably would end up more neo nazi than terrorist ngl
He gets it
aren't you muslim
actually who knows, the nazis take literally anyone nowadays


Turkish neonazis exist
Xal , a 3rd mute this month would really look bad on your record
LOL
tf i do 
can you pull up his audit and mine
don't
Look up MHP and ülkü ocakları
📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 10 entrie(s)
ID: 1947645
Action: WARN
User: 1049089806715596810
Responsible: 64340825659678720
Reason: Limit your use of nazi dogwhistles, young man, joke or not
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 27 October 2025, 07:26 (UTC)
ID: 1174961
Action: UNMUTE
User: 1049089806715596810
Responsible: 161206746902167552
Reason: you were unlucky and got caught in the crossfire of retard-talk, quoting history. However, with your record on infractions, i would advise you to thread lightly in terms of politics in this server. this is a warning.
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 04 April 2025, 20:13 (UTC)
ID: 723248
Action: UNMUTE
User: 1049089806715596810
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason: No reason...
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 21 May 2024, 18:50 (UTC)
ID: 723247
Action: MUTE
User: 1049089806715596810
Responsible: 267941509272174592
Reason: [ AutoMute ] Advertising too much...
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 21 May 2024, 18:50 (UTC)
it floods the screen

can you give me perms to audit, i wanna pull up my own when there's tits on screen and im at uni

crazy how the cleanest motherfuckers are Cryon and Thee
fuck Josta
📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 24 entrie(s)
ID: 1340376
Action: KICK
User: 292700214492397568
Responsible: 237635783249494016
Reason: THIS IS A TEST (this time), let me know if you get this in your DMs, if you can't, join and let me know
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 05 June 2025, 18:17 (UTC)
ID: 1264858
Action: UNMUTE
User: 292700214492397568
Responsible: 237635783249494016
Reason: As Blood said, one last chance
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 01 May 2025, 02:39 (UTC)
ID: 1264840
Action: MUTE
User: 292700214492397568
Responsible: 235148962103951360
Reason: Autorole assigned on joining
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 01 May 2025, 02:22 (UTC)
ID: 1264500
Action: UNBAN
User: 292700214492397568
Responsible: 1135549387817373756
Reason: One last chance
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 30 April 2025, 22:08 (UTC)
cryon on brainfart: 😇
cryon in vc: 
24 whole entries
I saw a "Reason: Test" lol
half of them are meme shit
yeah half are test dummy
life without parole
we use xal as test bitch
good question, does it work?
i love my cats slightly retarded and ugly

@river zealot
@narrow lotus
dude you have fucking 24?
you have double mine
and ive been here since fucking 2022
James 3:16 (NIV): "For where you have envy and selfish ambition, there you find disorder and every evil practice."
yes the selfish ambition of getting more warns
@narrow lotus can you audit me real quick
Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...
Dang 
i went into a ranked dota , if i lose , you will get your first entry in audit @dusk sentinel
sad
It better be a funny entry, lol
inb4 he wins

same here lol
@narrow lotus i think this warrants a false 7 day mute for racist slurs and homophobic rants

unban ry if you win
brainfart could use some bullying
After all what is a brainfart without mod abuse
i prefer my brainfart lawless
"if i win this bet on this soccer match, you get to pick the arm that gets the cigarette burn"
xalrider with 0 audit entries
@river zealot
"i found this fella in the terragroup ground zero office"
you tried finding loving family yet?
He'll probably lose anyway due to retarded teammates and I don't mind not having a squeaky clean record lol
Xal quoting the bible like he going to heaven
Bitch i know where im going
Gets rolled
Immediate ban, one word reason
the word is a slur
"As fearless in death, as he was in life" ahh end for me

Gets camped by Techies
iedy lowkey beheading me because he lost in DOTA
Im not watching this man
iedy comes back to dota after 2 years not playing
63 minute game
loses
he looks like the monster is straight doulbe handing his shit
3/38
DOUBLE HANDING
its tru
i saw like
a channel that looked like it was ran by sam o nella
it's like a long ass video, i thought its a compilation of his
ai voice
based in singapore

I looked up how you can turn that shit off (the default)... You can't 
Mf I consume 99% of my videos in English. I don't need German AI voice
those AI channels arre a real epidemic
less than 1 year old
maximum like 40 vids
all with same thumbnail
Oh nvm, it's not about AI voice overlays
Americanoids can't comprehend the struggel we have to go through
@river zealot @narrow lotus
I think there was some extension for it
welcome back pixie from ace combat zero
@naive bison leaked video
Problem is: you can't have those on phones, at least I'm not aware of that
Well, Firefox or something like Fennec (a firefox fork for android) would work
You can use all extensions on the mobile version without any issues as far as I'm aware
I just use ReVanced though
And I haven't encountered the AI voice issue so far (somehow)
schizoposting my beloved
And when you post yt vids here... I click on them.
I ALWAYS get the ai voice and I can't even turn it off through the Discord app
how is every one of his lines iconic, also
0:08 here comes the snow
0:44 it's time
spanish guitar intensifies
timecode
Wait, maybe it's tied to the client language?
Would be solveable, if that shit just wasn't the retarded default
Would setting it to English work?
I have Discord in English

Doesn't help
he procedes to try to ICBM strike everyone
Xal are you a closeted Trans girlie
Why are you getting left wing content and not how to make moonshine in your bathtub

YOOO
see you in a week
i spit on you
YOOO
AHAHAHAHHAHA
MOODS CHOP HIS BALLS OFF
it took me a moment to realise this wasnt libertaliua @river zealot
my internal monologue when i watched it
i almost thought it was due to the vid
Mr Radcliff your line was "hey be quiet dude"
it's mr radicaliff now
harry potter's favorite wizard now is gandalf the white
you cant say that with your previous message bro...

What a pleasant surprise
@river zealot
bro i deadass almost put this in the middle of the assignment i was making

Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...
It do be empty

it's not even like that funny either
it ABSOLUTELY is
Maybe just brainfart reject
as it subverted your expectations
@cursive holly (scrfcxking) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Filter bypass, n-word in meme. Sit in the Dunce hat. -1d
wtf is wrong with dashing in calamity
@river zealot @narrow lotus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fz1mvpqF_I
The Krása project (which translates as "beauty", but is also a shortening of "short assault rifle" - "KRÁtký SAmopal") is a fascinating piece of Czech small arms development. In 1976, the Czechoslovakian military requested development of a compact personal weapon for special troops (paratroops, armored vehicle crews, etc) and unit commanders....
Looks like a WH40K gun
1d smh
762 39
doess anyone know the reason behind this
it just doesnt let you dash if you hold down d
i have dash override so i can dash with mouse5
deserved for playing not double tap A/D
idk what i did but i can't revert back to it
the override shit is worse
reset all keybinds
guys i need the new chainsaw man meme stalker gamma-d
ok im back to 2tap a/d dash but like, now the issue is the delay
it's like a solid second after i doubletap a/d to dash
i don'tthink elysian aegis dashes have a cooldown do they
Have you considered formatting your ssd
what
yeah idk wtf is wrogn with my tmod
dashes are just

my feet hurt
they chose this pic on purpose
@naive bison say the line
ok now unban ry
actually you know what
do me one better
unban osaka
xal sweating bullets rn
Have you considered checking w the mfs that made the Mod?
losing like 1kg/min from allthe sweat loss
Maybe in their discord?
idk from where its just like this
you deserve it
its only elysian aegis for me
im dashing better with statis belt but i can't ramdash to get iframes
heeeeeeeeeeey
and dog no ram dash is like shoving ur balls in a meatgrinder

say the next line
?
thats the point
its brainfarts problem now
i remember hearing something about it a few moons ago
just die already
bro says that then post this shit
i saw a facebook post of some fucking belgian leftie cuck politician crying about it
input delay sucks
i have a feeling while they passed the law
they dont have to build it
so its gonna be a nuthin burger
you want an anti immigrantion law with nuthin?
they built a few in albania
before this law
p sure what it does is to just allow deporting people without paying millions in fines
kill yourself
sorry
the eastern european migrants will take their place
i ddint mean it 
at least we dont have a sub 80 iq
no bro

dude i give up with the dashing
itss s bullshit
what can i even do against input delay
p!cryon
noob!!
get good....
trying
fuck yeah
all i had to do was just keep flying
i didnt even dash once bruh
@narrow lotus did you win?
flawlessly yes
you are safe little one
Oh shit, nice 
🍰 here have a cake
there's so much random stuff I missed in the map
these random ritual spots
random statues and faces carved in wood
crazy
well most of it is map POI markers that I've missed
but still crazy that even after exploring what I thought was every corner of the explorable map as arthur there's still some shit I missed
madness
love the overlay map, always comes in clutch on worm bosses or the ones that go offscreen often
the topright minimap isnt bad either but if youre looking at that too often you miss projectiles and get molested
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@primal kayak @dusk sentinel @narrow lotus @grizzled meadow
Might give it a try later
@grizzled meadow
italians are fighting back and giving misinfo to make dishes bad
YOU WERE 2 YEARS CLEAN
does bro play anything else
10k Tarkov 

other than that too i mean
Iedy plays enough to have earned a Russian passport
Dont think there is free space for anything else
I started playing Valheim with a friend
He plays total war as well
Oh yeah TW peak

it's like saying my dad keeps old tools and random parts in his garage
it comes by nature
You gotta play CS2 for that
Just tell him to kill himself, Jesus
we should kill yourself
posthaste
i disagree
I'm drying my hair! shoo!
twink getting ready for his meeting with big tyrone
Survey amongst Germans
Question: What will lower the fuel prices?
The last option: 27% say a speed limit would 
Who?

How can you ever lose with so much practice (don't answer that, I know it's "shit teammates", lol)
Democracy was a mistake.
Sokrates was right
Aren't oil prices already linked to fuel prices?
Can't wait for June 19th
6300 in dota and 10k in tarkov
would agree if that was the majority
but it's the minority so it's working ig
wtf are we posting bruv
@river zealot
im gonna be sick
I love it when retards do two-handed tasks with one hand and fail them catastrophically, lmao
no you're just a two-handed chud
tadc posting in fartbrain??
That's a surprise
but the urge is strong
I don't get it
one-handed bros are better
I always two hand it
I may be, but your ma really did it right with one hand last night

amputee
They are linked, but not the only influence if it comes to the prices at a gas station.
Taxes, transportation cost, Refinery capacity, etc. all factor in as well.
The survey asks, if it should be DIRECTLY linked. Which would ignore all other costs lmao
Just make an organization of people who get paid more if the gas prices go down and watch them fight.
go go gadget lawnmower mine
Might've skipped a beat or two
The reality is: the gov shouldn't do anything at the moment.
There is a shortage... Artifically lowering the prices, makes everything worse.
Making it mandatory for oil companies to explain the price increase is an okay measurement.
So is getting gas from other sources...
But anything else, is just fucking with the economy again.
petrol tank overheated?
I know that sound. Had to use some sort of inhalant medicine and the machine that makes it into tiny droplets was making that noise
That cat must have some lung issues
shoutout to games with 4 big bads before facing the final bad
gotta be my favorite gender
Asthma I believe
Possibly. Mine was an infection I got during military training (so much for sleeping with 59 other men in the same place, lol)
What's going to be their justification? GDP must go up?
p!repost
dam bro sucked off 59 men
this art was made before episode 9 btw
Nah, we were in the mortar* division, not navy
Intelligence too, not front line, lol
I don't think oil companies function on such small profit margins that they have to be on a hair trigger.
Ep 9 isn't out for the next 2 months and a half, brainiac
DAYM
No idea tbh
But at least they would have to think of logical reasons
Ep 8
Whatever the last one was
The lsnfjrbrjf one
The keyboard smash one
Then again I'm not well versed in the economy of oil.
The artist predicted it
It smells weird and it comes in barrels
I'm still wondering why it took the cast 8 episodes to realize you can just sober up Kinger with a bucket over his head lol
Pomni already knew that he was sane in the dark, earlier
It might have been the location too.

Then again, I guess he wouldn't really provide any useful info earlier before C&A was relevant
So timing is also a factor
Same, I just watched my favorite Professor talk about it. For a about 30 mins he explained, why German measures is a nothing burger...
Doesn't have positive or negative impact
So they are.. cucked?
Classic politics.
But he explained how gas price apps, are actually a blessing for oil companies 
We all are lmao
Hey, Caine didn't give them genitals but at least they can do drugs
I love how he glitches out every time Jax talks about sex, lmao
Is that bad?
He would instantly sober Zooble up and ruin the high 
Buzzkill Caine
rocker shaft? I hardly know'er shaft
Jokes on you i wrecked my truck and take the bus lol
WHOS LAUGHING NOW
the insurance company
I can walk to work and the grocery store 
And everywhere else
Except visit my son, I need a car for that
I just got a job i can walk to and its.... very chill

I like this
Im saving up for a 4runner. Id suggest the same
A barely taken care of one will run longer than we will be alive
I'm good with my Skoda Rapid
I know nothing about czech cara except they probably run better than american built
And last longer
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May I...

НАШ СЛОНЯРА @narrow lotus 💪🏿 🐘 🇷🇺
@river zealot

yours is next
ayooooooooo
I do NOT wanna be part of your sodomizing past time activities
stay away
u open it you become wanted in 67 countries
could be another charlie kirk deepfake of a girl in a mating press
who said id ask you?
Cruel world was done by Willie Nelson
Which is pretty awesome
i mean hard to know
with all the environmental shit
all the permits
the same place is his bed
metal gear rising
Yeah we slept on the ground
For the most authentic mortar division experience
Shovel knight making you refight all the bosses before the final, looking back it was hard as hell as a kid but its very satisfying
peak
WAS IT WORTH IT
yes
all we got is jeffrey epstein domain expansion
tbh thats pretty peak
now we need an investigation into palm beach pete

we need an investigation into the moose man
who tf is the moose man
I know my route bruh I know my route
what
not a ball knower
Ball knowledge
gifs dont load
so idk what that is

Moose man doing that
who the hell is the mooseman?
Please comment if you know more about this meme's origins.
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who the FUCK is the moose man bruh
can you not explain it in text
no images load brotherman
im not home on wifi
LOL
Look at him, wasting kilobytes of data, struggling to see
your mom suck me good and hard
"kilobytes? You're not getting a bite out of this"
maybe i can finally get 64 instead of 48 gigs
You can't even get in her DMs without getting into debt with your mobile data provider, sit down
I got 4x8 sticks
Bought a second pair before new years
Now it costs twice as much






