#🎪bruh-fart
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testicular torsion
2/3 years in dagestan
death
boring
Falco's decision will be final
well what do u want
torture?
falco should do an average of who has most votes
You have a DM in case you didn't notice 
Just ban him before he can say who he is LOL
erm mods nsfw
plz keel
woud be hilarious
WESELI GET IN THE SHITTER
its not weseli retards
weseli is SERBIAN
no
That's just wrong 
im out to bed ping me tomorrow so i can see it
some people like it up the ass who are you to judge
i dont like to brag but i think im the most brainfarter ever
i have silly memes, risky memes, bad memes that resulted in like 5 mutes
or even more
i yap random retarded shit almost everyday
I don't think that's a good title to carry 
it is
it is
we should make a vote
im better
damn superman
I want Madi to return (and be sane)
but too much evidence points to Busy
no way its busy
ive posted n words racism good memes silly memes retarded memes im iconic and ive been banned by discord 8 times for harrasment
gn
ive also been banned from here twice and returned
gn
nice, but its not just about that, its about charisma and presence
ive been banned by grok
I have the feats
i know you do
*feet pics
plus im brown
can he just tell us who it is so i can go eat
I agree
all brown people are the same
real
for realsies
not to mention i am the crown champion of the braifart retard games
ok 2 for madi
when did this happen, tomorrow i complete 2 years of brainfart
im no 1
well it says deleted user there
im on 3 yrs
we all know it was me
@jade surge which gta?
i jsut gotta do stupid shit?
couldnt understand how the contest worked
why he aint replyin
you sent a feet pic
but busy is gone so like yk
i also scored highest
answer rus
classic
so who are you then?
weren't you going to bed?

he's ignoring you cumpletely
indeed
who do you think it is
does fiveM ring any bells
so he leads us on a chase and then bussies out like a bundle of sticks
absoloutely beautiful housing complex tbh
well im pretty sure its madi i leave itt off to the rest gn

beeltifol
lovely russian block complex
love the 2 random mushroom doors
this has the same energy as those cod emblems where they just slapped a new icon on everytime they leveled up and unlocked new shapes
this right here is art
forgot the @prisma venture ping
@grizzled meadow did you do the guess
Stand up comedian Bruce Bruce on his OutKast video shoot "So Fresh and So Clean"
#standupcomedy #comedy #standup #comedyshow
whats good pimpin
i love this
(and flop)
Have you heard of earthscraper?
I'm talking to him in DMs, I'll share the results in a bit
schizophrenic base
fuck you mean results?? dont you already knwo??
omfg
hellyes

exactly
by the way VERY honourable mention to this geyser right here @prisma venture it has killed me atleast 5 times but its not getting removed
because Madi didn't just leave
he was banned
its the touch yk
Never cook
negotiating his return might be a problem for the mod team
So he will be designated "not Madi" and allowed to stay as long as there are no sus links on his discord profile
this is the culprit but most of the decorations are my doing
maybe they'll let him back in if he grew out of the self harm, whoring, and begging
the kid was only 17 when he was at his lowest point here in GAMMA
Ohhh, that explains it
I wish all of my braintards multiple successful hunts this week for chasing women at night
and the overt femboy bullshit
Grok's position on that hasn't changed
maybe
still not sure that it is Madi
why would Madi return so shortly after Busy left?
and Busy is known to live in Moscow, just like Rus_Bot claims to
have you considered that its a coincedence
makes sense its madi
thats why falco is talking for so long
negotiating his return
I will be happy if Madi climbed out of the Femboy trap
he doesn't seem to be a groomed prostitute tho
that shit is a virus that spreads on the internet and preys on lonely young men
bro experienced femboy death and had to retreat
they get a few years and then manliness shows up
alright
It's Madi, and he's living with a relative in Moscow
I'm locking in my answer
ah the expert has showed up
i've known that femboy groomer for years
as a southerner, that is not a common expression outside of this area
its just falco doing his old man jokes
lol
american finds out that other people can learn american english
i use y'all too
its just how learning english goes
its a regional thing but idk, it just caught me off guard
you choose british english or american english
its not like it doesnt make sense
like people who learn british english be calling pants trousers
even then yall is more regional than just that
it really isn't
best case scenario
It's Madi
He gets moderator back
with a new moderator, the mod team can afford to get rid of the worst members
Iedy is banned
xalrider is executed live in TarkovVC
thats like saying epstein executed on saint james island
why would madi coming back and getting mod back be a best case scenario
you would really rather accept back post femboy death madi then iedy
easily
🤫
never heard yall above the redline
don't ruin my beautiful theory with your facts
and did admit to selling his body to a random guy from moscow
I live well above the red line
i'm just saying
madi getting mod back
is not a good scenario at all
wheres the mod assumption even coming from
ok
fuck madi and fuck falco
fmk falco iedy madi
falco has admitted this before
@vale sand i think we are all like 99% sure rusbot is madi
why the hell would it be madi
from the list do you have any better ideas

i already told you guys
its just falcos alt
that sick old man is enjoying this game

belly laughing behind the screen
falco we will literally kill you with hammers if its an alt
and Osaka gets unbanned
Sniper promised us that she'd get unbanned after Xalrider leaves
16 oz drop forged steel head with an aluminum handle with a rubber grip
(maybe he was joking)
#letosakarapexalrider
i told you
its very easy
brainfart drama so ass
arg to unlock a returning dlc character for brainfart and instead its just a falco alt
look man i was in vc with iedy and sniper and i got a full lore dump
it was rather interesting
thus i am marginally interested in the results here
and this ARG sounds like something Madi would do as well
when he had mod, he changed my username from "FuckinSki" to "FurrySki" without me noticing (for a few minutes)
he also changed Kriegsmarine's displayname from "Dutyer" to "Furryer"
he's not above having his fun at the expense of others
he changed it back to Dutyer before he even noticed
so much for leaving russia
okay thats pretty cool im ngl
wat game
shouldnt the knife be backwards
enlisted
this shotgun is basically the browning model 250 with a bayonet lug
also idk
🥀
why are you playing that?
i sold my soul to gaijin
and i like the obscure and diverse selection of weapons
i gave ken moore a thompson in .30 carbine :)
so guntarding but in WW2
he was one of the medics on d day who turned a church into a field hospital
pretty cool dude
that just sounds like an assault rifle
is it not for sudoku
yeah
i mean it basically was
that magazine fills me with rage
i know gun jesus has a vid on it
middle top one
yeah the snail
yea
wait
there were Tommy guns in .30 cal?
no
okay
not the originals, nor the ones in service
😮💨
there was a 30-06 prototype as well
its casings flew out so fast they would get embedded in nearby wood
soviet soldiers very stoopid
also heres one of my favorite german prototype self loading rifles
the tube
shotgun rifle
Career fair at my old uni, military recruitment officers were protested not to have a career fair stall for recruitment. Students saw that the recruitment officer didnt show, declared it a protest success
Doesnt know that almosst half of the time the recruitment officers never show up to these career fairs 
@grizzled meadow we there yet
falco alt confirmed
nah
i hope not
also Syno thinks rusbot is falco's alt
nah i know it isnt him
i pinged him in a different server
where the rusbot acc isnt
and he responded
I like how Enlisted has a lot of weird looking prototype guns
who is the "him"s? Falco responded?
yeah
thats why i like it despite it objectively being shit

wait ion get it. You pinged Falco in a different server and Falco responded?
wtf does that prove?
FR?
unless he is switching every 5 secs
assuming one single device
Don't you think one acc could be on teh pc and other on the phone?
like buhh
i dont think falco would be that bored to do allat
are you transgender?
My word isn't enough?

I do have an alt on here, it's not Rus_Bot
Read above
ooooooooooook buddy
@ mods he addmited to having an alt ban him
They know already 
dude why is he ev en getting this much attention just ignore him atp
if hes not gonna tell us who they are
its a distraction from the epstein files
now post memes
are you implying that falco is in the files and is thus using rus bot to misdirect
Played doorman for the first time and made a man go insane mid match
fuck you
I'm I a bad person?

perhaps falco is/was a procurer of male victims
Kinda suck a lot of them if not most are premiums
i miss the gold medal store
cant have shit
I tried doing battle pass when I was still playing but its such a grind
Its easier to be done than War Thunder but like you only get like 3 a day
And you need like hundred to get where u need
yeahhhh
thank GOD they fixed the progression system
original was cancer
it still takes a long ass time
but its better than THAT
i bought deepwoken and its consumed my whole life
game beats my ass enough that its enaging and not to the point where i dont want to play it
over
shit is so fun
so over
i did play rogue lineage as a little jitt
whats so fun
nah they suck
all my normie friends otw to disappear for a week when the deepwoken update drops
grown ass man on roblox btw
what the unemployed friend is doing on a weekday
true
ive been playing since fucking 2010
i aint gon stop
same year i got minecraft
imagine making a webcomic so bad that your dog tells you to kys
imagine tying a rope and getting a chair
walking into the chair store with the noose dangling from my neck
i did try that shit once
@quartz ridge
walking into the noose store with a chair under my feet

average russian small business
"Noose Store"
ah yes the style of this noose would be great for my loved ones to find me killed in
this noose is drippy as fuck
"yeah i'd like to try this one please"
can you reach the one on the top shelf i wanna try it out
and then you just kys in the store without paying
real problem for small business owners
thats why they make you do a down payment
looked up actual practical uses for nooses pretty much just death
tying my fucking tent with nooses thats not happening
sometimes life is good
i meleed a tiger IIs commander to death
then blew both up with some TNT
they were sitting in a safe zone being bitches
get well soon man
poopiest dogshittest assest roblox game ever to be conceived
"homeless"
has a functioning car
has enough technological gadgets
can buy shit
is multilingual

addicted to darktide again so dont worry
feel meh about the new mode
"My social experiment worked surprisingly well"
havent played it at all
thats why its a simulator
god bless
also you can have a lot of stuff while still being homeless
being homeless is like playing kenshi
if you have a car and are homeless you are playing on easy mode
yeah but you're still homeless
section 8
Hard to do the hard homeless experiment because it requires you to be addicted to heroin
Or alcohol
Kenshi mentioned
Ted Nichols, Famed Hanna-Barbera Composer on ‘The Flintstones’ and ‘Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!,’ Dies at 97 https://t.co/sH7l3MVSJE
Another piece of my childhood has died
I'm not autistic but I fuck with kenshi heavy
i dont see the issue
Nfs most wanted better
it was kinda peak that they gave you a taste of a good car then they take it away from you
recently my dad was trying to remember that game and I remembered it despite being fucking 1 on its release
your dad has good taste
My dad's goated
I'll boot my PC and see him on rimworld every so often
had my older stepbrother constantly beating my ass at most wanted every day after school but it was still peak
Then I'll go over and see the horrific crimes against humanity he's commiting
Fortunately my parents stayed together until I was a grown man
teehee, formative years without a dad for me
he got together with the mother of my first friends I made when I moved to Georgia
So Everytime I go there I know everyone
I'm sure I could just randomly show up and live there for a month
my dad showed me halo and ace combat, he had goated taste
My dad has old man game taste
Niche mmo games and truck driving games
but for real life shit he's the goat
i remember my dad playing lots of tower defense flash games lmao
family bonding
My dad taught me how to fish
Used to take trips up to Wisconsin to fish for pike
Also hunting never shot anything on any of those trips
never saw a thing
We would just talk about clash of clans cuz my dad was into it
@minor cypress
Northern WI?
who the hell is vajrasattva
oh
their opinion is irrelevant
\

holy shit i stop looking for a sec and my teamate did this to the guy
Flourite OP
whoever translated it into the dragon language did a very shit job tho
fr
the main choices in ba are child or younger child
Gacha, gacha, goated Civ game, epstein gacha 
There is no saving that
I do not understand the appeal of gachs games
the gameplay is just spending money untill you get something good
gacha games are only appealing to pedophiles
hello
Wife got heavy into genshin but only f2p. She said she just liked exploring stuff, doing puzzles, optimizing builds.
So its just open world zelda lite, but it begs for your wallet
genshin is just breath of the wild but with skantly clothes women and male characters that all look the same
Yeah pretty much
hi im maja
source?
I've been around
fair enough
3 years in here I know
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its a very phonetic language
I kind of want to translate it myself but I just got into bed maybe tomorrow if I remember
But the dragon language also uses hella metaphors
"It's a cylinder."
🎵 "Merry Christmas." 🎵

Even the one you can't find on any streaming platform because their investors are a certain group of people
That's shit goes hard
It's funny how we all clowned on Jim Carrey for his appearance after plastic surgery, but Putin has looked like this for years and nobody seems to have noticed
or maybe Putin was replaced just like Jim Carrey was?
The change is almost as drastic as Carrey's
I have a hard time connecting this guy with the Putin who was president when I was a kid
so glad I grew up with (GTA V)
instead of (GTA V)
healthy democracy, guys
it's normal for one guy to be in power for over 20 years
one trilion navalny's vs one gundam sized putin
well, Carrey changed all at once
the navalny clones have naruto's bag
"It would be set in 2008."
We need more media set in the 2000's
also, kinda great how people are rediscovering 2000's media and making memes with it
Gatorade is goated when you are drunk
retard discovers hydration
Ive known
it tastes better than water
if I gave you the option between water or lemonade you would fucking pick the lemonade
Never heard of no wylers
crack cocaine
We got great value Walmart round here take it or leave it
Kroger brand if you are lucky
amazon
Amazon is for ordering shit you use once and never again
Finally getting around to watching naruto
i grew up with it
Do you find haku sexually attractive?
you only have to watch up to 136 of the original series
Bleach filler is on another level
everything after 136 is not canon
Filler is the main reason I read the manga
Same, i saw bits and pieces on toonami. Just never watched it in order
I was watching Goku and frieza namek arc
my mom saw saskue break that dudes arms and banned me from watching it
this scene
It was bait and if you don't you aren't peepin game
Bait ina judgement free zone
the akatsuki/pain arc is the best part of shippuden
nah second Madara pops out
midara
We're only on the first few episodes and i forgot how rough animation was
madara was supposed to be the final boss but studio forced kishimoto to introduce fucking aliens
Tons of shows doing the "only one thing on screen moving at a time" bit
Fucking black zetsu
Worst shit of all time
Also realized that JJK is just zoomer naruto
jjk is the most mid shit ever and is carried by animation
The mangas fire
they need to fix the manga ending
I didn't mind the ending
Fuckers acted like it was the end of the world
i was so hype reading it week to week on scanlators
then it was just ass
everyone just predicted what was going to happen next
I can't fuck with modulo tho
and the asspulls
got the skin curse user and said ain't for me
i just want my steel ball run anime
Now I'm hyped about that steel ball run too bad it's gonna release like part 6
never finished the part 6 anime
lost interest not enough episodes
part 6 is ass anyway
Technically is
is not at all as confirmed by author
Part 6 was a way to make room for a different story
Yeah not confirmed
But part 8 makes it pretty obvious
its just references
I fuck with it
The jotaro in every part after 3 kinda got old
im typing on a mini keyboard this is so ass
Fuck that
this thing is nifty when it actually works
I'm snug in bed on my phone
This looks ai generated this is a next level way of playing games
if you like back pain sure
I am far too nearsighted to even see my monitor at a normal seating positon
I can see to about my arms length and since I'm short as fuck my monitor is past my arms length
glasses?
im nearsighted too ive been wearing them for 15 years
nah i like them
extra fashion
I basically only wear glasses when driving
contacts?
Eyes dry out so fast
an hour of me wearing contacts makes me look like I have pink eyee
And I have to get expensive ass prescriptions
my current normals with bells and whistles like coatings were $33
Even with vision insurance
my polarized aviators from them were $80
wtf is this posture
how are you going to exploit a .5 second advantage against other mercs?
Looking into them I basically just send them my prescription and get glasses am I right?
That match my prescription
yeah
Fire
Where is your mouse? 
you can save the script info to your account
brain damaging behavior
theyre that cheap without insurance
The alcohol in my system is way more brain damaging
and liver damaging
to the right off screen
do you have a pad?
spt w/ sain
or are you rawdogging it on your bedsheet?
what about unironically playing online Tarkov?
How brain damaging is that?
wait, is that online tarkov?
I play the shitty chinese knockoff for the tension tbh 
pad? like a controller
spt
very I got to about level 7 and haven't touched it since I last talked about tarkov
no like, a surface for the mouse to be on
instead of directly on the bedsheet
Like a period pad?
oh hold on
so you're playing modded SPT?
Not playing it at fucking all
Shit game
uhhh, more like a drink coaster
damn he got the baby highchair table 
||very nice im jealous||
does it have infinite rum and cokes
it's a coaster not a bar 
back problem product
Fucking garbage never bring up whatever you are talking about again
I'm not really sure
refer to that posture diagram
but basically you hook up a keyboard and feed the wires inside the desk
Feed me beers
then it comes with a big thicc cable that you then cinnect to your pc via usb
Map gametards took it too far 🥀
wutchu drinking? 
I only know that equestria at war is a good mod and that naval is hard
9 percent abv voodoo rangers
I've drank 6 of them
IPAs? 
I FUCKING LOVE IPAS
ipas are good
I still need to play the goddamned the new order and the fire rising
IPAS ARE SO DELICIOUS AND THEY GET YOU FUCKED UP
I shouldve gotten more bottles of the trader joes' tripel 
I go on down to Kroger and pick up a fucking 24 pack of voodoo rangers
Drink 2-3 I'm drunk
Pour em into a mug
Only at 6 cuz I've paced myself since 5 pm

These are tasty
Shit is nearly $20 for a sixer at local places that carry it
But its soooo gooood
IPA + steak dinner = oral sex with no sexual organs
Most stuff from dogfishhead or founders is tasty
These
Drink water
Had sex with a girl
Realized her dick is bigger than mine
Panick set in
Remember I can go no bitch
Kalm

if she had a bigger dick than you and it wasn't inside you I think it was a pretty good night
Met a lady said girl you're looking fine
Then she pulled out a dick that's the twice the size of mine
WOO
Every 4chan post
I don't think its possible to be in a friend group with guys and no one had never said anything sounds gaey af
I look like fucking golum because I need blackout curtains because my window faced the sun for 12 hours
youre worthless man you have to be killed
Shit gets stripping naked hot in my room
Hobknocker
Tuna melt
cf
My stomach is making horrific noises I don't know if there will be a morning
The IPA curse: Hop burps
True
I’d go for a steak frisco melt tbh
They are so fuckig tasty thi
I would like to eat more fish but I’m scared
man a philly cheese steak rn would cure my and any affliction
Creating Actual artificial intelligence is really fascinating
Like AGI not just llms
The better template
A philly cheesesteak to melt the pain away
@dusk raven im not gaey
But I do get turned on when I see Leon S Kennedy
Happens to the best of us
you can meet leon by doing this one simple trick
perfectly straight
Now if you said Leon from re2 you would be tweaking
Real ones know hunk is the goat
It's 1 in the morning here
I do that everyday
what if he wiggled his fingers or did jazz hands after that?
nothing special
He would be wesker then
legit always thought he wiggled his fingers after this
Completely different character
mandela effect
Good morning
Fuck off
shalom shabbat rabbi
a very healthy use of one's time
True
shit like this makes islam look less stupid
Above the line you can watch a movie in peace in the theater
You know you had a good buzz going when you puke zero stomach contents
killing your gut bacteria
Go to work 

condemning you to a few days of diarrhea
Oh bohoo
Xalrider vs Iedy
whoever wins, we lose
iedy wins cause he can just run from xal
i cant continue
i disavow
Iedy doesn't win cuz he's to busy jacking his shit
@narrow lotus
you should ban Xal
that would be real victory
should ban u instead
There is no need for that
xals our black lgbt queen
Why are you so obsessed
right
but he should ban Xal first
Iedy just start banning people
Calm down man
who actually banned xal that one time?
S5
Hasn't xal been banned like 3 times
Feel like every other week he's banned
No, only once
start worshipping a golden calf
"Why is your ping always sub-10"
"Why are your spray transfers so good"
"Why is your HS% so high"
"How did you buy an awp on round 2? We lost the pistol"
"My stock dividends just hit the account"
"Simple -- I'm a Team Liquid fan"
"you eco'd when we said not to , did you not ? "
Little Saint James in CS2 when?
Hunk better simple as
I am
We don't play cs, we play tarkov
Somehow cs2 cheater problems are worse than EFT lol
Tarkov might aswell be little Saint James the way you play as a victim
Its tru
the lighthouse peninsula is the island itself
only the richest go there and theyre untouchable
under zryiachys guarding eyes
he cant ban his tarkov buddy
I could get an alt and carry Iedy with Tarkov cheats
but that would be wrong
because I'd have to play Tarkov
why it censored?
cf? @pale ingot
I would've ended the last one with "sexy men" rather than dick
Should've gone with "Why is the chicken still frozen"
"Six, do you copy?"
"Six, Seven."
this is literally you though
@stone blade hello i am a Bethany from Super Tel Aviv and this is my build at the end of floor 2
slav encounters cold weather gear for the first time
feel like they could've gotten better ones if they were just trying to hide their identities
but you can still see features of the skull if the mask is thin enough
I have such big ugly_bastard lips that you can see them through my balaclava
true story
Why do you own a balaclava
🤫
For big ugly bastard roleplay
for skiing
for hostage situations
for clearing up hostage situations while skiing
Never met a lipcel
I'm a muscular, fat, balding man with comical facial features
Egg man 🫵
Whats the average weight of a person in #🎪bruh-fart
130 - 150 or 200 - 280.
kg?
Usually
bonkers
@stone blade
A Chinese man was caught stealing bicycles and other shit and said that " he will never stop as he doesnt want to work a day in his life"

its like that poll that's like "what will make you stop pirating video games"
"they need to become cheaper"
"need to be more accessible on my platform"
"i will never stop"

lord please
i am on my hands and knees
give me sacred heart in the next angel deal
and my life is eternally yours
sorry man you gotta ask the big yahu for it
130Kg
But it isn't fair, since Xal influences the statistics overall
goddam lmao









