#🎪bruh-fart
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sir you would give me an F if i was doing it in your class
Its a round large shaped recipient
wdym based
like your mother
God bless her
indeed god bless her
shes probably a nice person
raised a good kid
wish her health and safety
im not playing any videos in class is that jeff epst
Jefferey Stein
Jonas Shteinberg
Hey Palm Beach Pete, why did Bill Clinton visit your palm beach home about 3 times in the last year?

no
I love the dynamic between Ivan and Xal , they hate their guts but then post cats
weak
Ivan Tarkov seasonal characters in summer, get ready
I dont hate him as much
ivan is lucky he stopped playing tarkov
he's lucky i dont shake his hand on customs
0/1 yourself I ain't touching that garbage
i have 28 altyns and class 6 plates don't play with me
i am not a person to be messed around with
I will touch

you know how traders get halloween costumes?
swimsuit therapist for summer wipe


Kids asked me rn why do i laugh at my lhone again
Gg they think im unstable now
Fuck you all


when the kids ask me why im laughing and i genuinely have to explain who xalrider is and what "therapist in a bikini" means
We are not staying employed with this one
@narrow lotus please add the cryon command
i am begging
it is so fucking needed
for the health and safety of this server
on my hands and knees
bro no its not
we need a formal vote
on the epstein i
i mean
tarkov channel
cryon is so retarded so often we have a pick of 2 videos making fun of him
god bless
what does cf mean
How are u
i doubt that for some reason
Cf - ce faci
📚 TAMALE
Tamale, is a female that looks [fine as hell], and she knows how to move her body in a [sex appeal] way, so that her hips make a nigga say "WO".She wanna private dance with somebody, and she always wanna party [after the] party.
Just [the way] [how she move] her body
You can tell that shes a tamale
Hips [moving] like a farrrari
yes yes pula
cock fucker
Oh there is the n word in that urban ok
Good to know i guess , i heard this term in a movie
Tamale
how it feels to add nword to a random ass definition
mai bine
Those are community voted u heard so ppl actually vote for the weirdest shit rn
Ce plm faci ba pana la 5
That is not a real language.
m-am jucat tarkoc pana la 1 cand ma gasit mama
Did u get ur 7 hour nap king
Did you go to work, wagie?
Lol
Yes i am here
Kids showed me a tiktok of a gypsy crashing his car gg
nu ma luat somnu decat la ora de romana
natural selection
Циганин да та клати на издънен матрак дано
my classmate showed me tel aviv being bombed
At least it wasn't an AI translated speech from the moustache guy.

am deschis punga de alune mica
vad cum apar mainile colegiilor
din spate
porumbei smr eu
Gypsy kid : we gypsies are special, we hate each other more than others hate us

Ball knowledge
Fuck my cousin he is a thief in UK
Lord help me

gg
roadmanmax
coaie
maine am 4 foi la geografie

Chat gpt + print
8 pagini
a zis ca ne da 4
Wtf is this language
daca afla
Sa dea
bibiboboobibi
The biggest Romanian export.
o sa dea mama cu cureaua
fratimiu
plm oricum eu iau vina pt el mare parte
They have been broken into before 

Someone forgets the code he will bite the door off
Xela, pull Ivan, Xalrider and Masterph33r audit
Oh wdym the server overloaded
We cant have 3 antichrists at the same time
bro they use these in lidl and kaufland the fk
God bless
@glad carbon
guessing the pin:
He exists
Eww, why would you bring him here
Its ok he leaves
Thank god
@narrow lotus smr eu tre 8 pagini intr-o zi
tre sa fac la geo proiecte
nu pot baga la imprimanta
a drq de profa
eu iau 4 ani de bataie pt un 4
cf @pale ingot ?

vrea maicamea sa iau bursa
back in my day we juts didn't do homework
plm am obosit sefu
Sclaveste
La munca nu la.intins mana cryon
not the biden blast
Biden deadeye blast
da ba da macar sa ne lasa aa bagam la imprimanta
ughhh
mai vrea sa venim si cu un obiect care sa ne reprezinte
gotta take bus to go down and make a picture of my teeth
ce plm
Im holding a wicked piss holyyy
but i dont wanna gooo

i'm a lazy piece of shit man
I gotta put on clothes and shiet
and pay for bus
and walk

How about u go to work man
how about you kys

ever think about that one , batman?

1 more class and i go home , eat a big sandwich and monster
You selling your teeth? Man, your finances are fucked.
And i play shogun 2
iedy why didn't u teach in uni man
2 classes here raaaahhh
Tough times, eh
going dentist
gonna go buy a pepsi and a kebab or some.shit idk
if I was tosell stuff I'd sell iedy's organs
gluttony
its true that is a real picture of me irl
das a strong ass bridge fam
theres no way ts is real bro
what do they even do
I need like Phd and shit for that
Those are actually teachers 
me when i hear ivan is into some other autistic hobby
U gotta work there
u can be honorary
(where does he get the money for it)

real hidden camera footage of iedy when he gets home
99,9% accuracy
mom said go shower
dude I dont even smell
we still have 1 day to go
chill
your mom is a real one

hahaahaha
I burst out laughing in class gg
gg
iedy you'll get in trouble
what grade r u teaching rn
when your mom enters your room and says "damn it fucking stinks in here" but you genuinely have a crispy 30 minutes on the 72 hour deodorant
so you know its not you
is it the lobotomized ones
I had test eith 7th grade
BUT THATS SO TRUE THO
Now i go at 8th grade who sit on phones 25/7
so its gotta be her
gg
ivan hasnt changed his bedsheets since ww1
The hinges are external, just tap em out
1 hour of being on brainfart
The worst kind of goblins
nah false actually I changed them this sunday
nice bright blue color

and my pillow has flowers on it
bet it was hard to wash the skidmark off
Never ask a man when he changed his bedsheets 
yesterday night before bed 
One of these, ez pz
mom is possesive of the washing machine so I let her wash
i turn on the washer she goes crazy
bro i saw a cooldee video where he saw the joke on the side of a grocery store in tarkov that said "23/8"
26/7
and he was genuinely trying to figure out wtf it menas
some retard in chat said
"open for 23 days a month 8 hours a day retard"

if your mom touched your computer would you be happy?
she knows not to touch it
cuz its expensive
literally the most expensive thing in the entire apartment
Damn, Alligators are fast.
"u fly so high be careful not to land on my dick"
@narrow lotus

yeah you can't outrun a croc
Holy fucking dagestaner
I learned that you have to run zigzag if you are chased by one. That true?
Shalom Rabbi
Cryon when he sees RB-PKPTS is locked.
Another banger self defense technique directly from Iran this time.
she wasnt prepared
(have to have a man without when you are outside)
what
bismillah
would
Look at them shoes
Do not bypass automod or you will be eradicated
why is it banned?
Christian server

Idk why i didnt add it
at least she can't run away
allahs chosen people really are gettinng persecuted in the modern times

???
HAHAAHAH

I need to stop reading chat at work
Good day gentlemen
you type anything related to ramadan you get insta permad
don't test the will of Christ
for you may taste his wrath
what about the will of buddha then
Only works if she's up hill... Down in the valley...
Imma post a fat piece of meat and they cant stop me
pork
so like...I cant be muslim anymore?
what kinda meat 
Happy Ramadan
Gta 5
Being muslim is like a big part of my personality
Fortnite
no
as is for most of them 
Being muslim is the reason I can study to practice law
well fellas its time to go downtown
Porking my shit rn
ggs
if im not muslim i cant be a pakistani lawyer
???
real shit btw
I got bacon on my shi right now, imma BLT
only muslim people can practice law in pakistan (sharia court)
Nu
sau aveti ore de 45min
Akm ma duc la ora
gg
E de 50 la aia mari da ii las mai devreme
To Valhalla or something.
This is what awaits Germany
E si ult ora ma duc aks
maybe I can represent you in the near future (one way ticket to death penalty)
Mmmmm i would commit heinous crimes for a big BLT right now
Imagine being prosecuted for online hate speech and your lawyer specializes in Sharia Law 
"so the shariah courts have negotiated down from no passage to heaven to only 3 virgins in the afterlife, you should take that deal, but no video games or dancing from now until you die, or the deal is off"
I will remember that
Thicc cut bacon, tomatos with pepper on em
its mostly divorce, and land disputes
This is so hot 🥵
I go in class
Kid says Charlie Pork is calling
There is divorce in Islam?
yes
bomb yourself
only if you are muslim tho
Yes, they called it the stoning ritual
answer his call
i heard that when women get stoned they get buried neck-deep
but when men get buries they get down waist-deep
but hey if either get out, they get to go free

its either talaq (husband divorces) or khula (wife divorces) or murabat if mutual divorce
Motherfucker

???
Sounds fair to me
Maybe Islam isn't so bad after all under sharia law
if you are found to be homosexual your spouse can divorce you
you fuck someone else, your spouse can divorce you
What happens next? 
bro chillllllll

handsome gentlemen
WHAT A NICE LIL GUY
You are charged with Art 377 of the penal code unnatural offennse
Me this morning in the 4th grade class listening to the kids fighting because one of them is retarded
arent they all
thats the face you make when the kids ask why ur laughing at your phone again
(genuinely have to explain who the silver kirker is)
kids have mashed potatos for brains til they hit puberty
cryon yet to hit puberty
Not you though.
You are baked all the way through.
so are you
unc
almost had a heart attack
cholesterol or
hit arts and crafts while in class
@narrow lotus check sween's channel and see a video posted called "feminist reviews doom the dark ages"

i genuinely wonder wtf they are gonna say
@narrow lotus
Doom the dark ages?
Ah! The Game
dumb ass
both of yall retarded
i hope your teeth all fall out after that thing you need to do
like ur tom from tom and jerry and he got hit with a hammer
i hope your kompot jar breaks
not the kom jar 
i am afraid of elevators
and in my opinion its a rational fear
do people not think about like
ofc it is have u seen east europe elevators
you go into a 1x1 meter room
its like a deathtrap
and you just go up 5 floors
and you have no escape anywhere
??????

bro i was going to my neighbours home
Holy cock
i was helping her and her daughter carry groceries
someone watched way too much final destination
floor 1
go in small box
exit on floor 5
do people really believe this?
@naive bison
weight limit is like 1000 kg man
nearly burst out laughing im outside lord have mercy
should take the cargo elevator next time
bro the elevators in my apartment complex are unreliable asf

i got stuck before
because ur tipping the weight limit over
russia moment
no wonder
i'll tip you over
So it keeps happening 
He is 16 man
i can get back up

you cant
man you guys are so mean
Calm.down Sean Combs
SAYS YOU
i meant physically
400 iq ragebait
THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK WTF XAL
Cockrider moment
man fuck you
i take back those nice things i said about your mother
No plss
bus ticket 80 centa
The sexy kind?
💦
2 for 2 retarded 
Meet and greet in the the trenches of WW3.
someone would get stabbed in a brainfart meet and greet
You turn OSHA into OSHIT
or to finland to meet ph33r
and then sweden for alle
gotta say assalamalaikum
classic swedish greeting
ive talked to very many swedes online, havent met a single one who isn't racist and doesn't hate immigrants 
except alle of course
alle is our favorite swedish migrant
thays iran i live in bulgaria
xal is our black lgbt queen
its true
The most progressive Swede.
I go to plovdiv i dont retur
but i do hate when @thorny folio stops mid raid to fulfil his 5 prayers a day
Yeah right
He doesn't even mute his mic.
i dont live in plovdiv you ape
ph33r is our favorite balding unc
you can hear his forehead hit the prayer mat
Hearing alle say allamdullilah fills.my heart with joy
it makes me feel like i'm in Mecca
standing next to the 🕋
steve mining the kaaba
WOAAAAAAAH
been a while since i had my shit pinned
🤫
Does allah protect his (head, eyes)?
coomms
yes i saw a tracer curve around his head
You bomb the 🕋 and they shut down like Star Wars Battledroids.
WOAAAAAAAAAAAH
Inshall he will escape from Tarkov
disavow
alle is allah strongest jidah agent bless his soul he will guide the pmcs to jannah
Bro theres no way thats a default emote 
Young man

Well not so young man
🕋 is a default emote, yes
i am laughing on the bus as we speak we lost @narrow lotus
Senior citizen
doing the speedsmirk
Apologies.
Taking that pork whole
??????????????
your mother takes the pork whole
Sir, I was joking.
you have to learn how to beg for mercy in arabic now
Haram 
and mandarin
and russian
why russian
Discount Bulgarian*
IF HE WANTED TO PURSUE THE MUSLIM LIFE , HE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT QUIETLY - Tony Soprano
to beg the guy named sukabluyt with 2 rshg18s to not kill him
imagine muslims went to Satriale's, telling him he cant eat cause it's ramadan

rare event of tarkov channel resident going outside
You ain't made of sugar, tank it
true
Japan invents self service robots, Russia invents a new armor.piercing caliber, Ukraine new drone warfare
Europe invents bottle cap bullshit
And india still didnt invent basic hygene
Iran invents a car
(It's a Toyota)
israel invents a new ai bibi netanyahu vid
nope
@coarse bear @river zealot Дагестанские ученые открыли дверь
Но пока не уверенны как ее закрыть
havent done much
Japan turns footsteps into electricity
Venezuela invents oil, US commences strike!
Couldnt be the US
bibibobibibi
We turn footsteps into arrested for breaking in
Expound on this
Aren't most of them just resigning?
Can't handle this Kabbalah, Tone. It insists upon itself.
wdym bro read the joke again
Oh no, apparently EU (or was it France) is demanding unredacted files for their own investigation
Gamma Discord Diddler

@stoic girder @coarse bear @narrow lotus @naive bison @minor cypress
??
Germany just dropped the minimum prison sentence from 1 year, to 6 months if you have cp on your pc 
bro i will not convert
stop sending me ts
Maybe he was right
i grew up in a christian orthodox household
Why?
kys

Good question
fam the dental xray has a full rgb pc with an rtx gpu
ALOOOO
i know where my next heist will be
is this from the episode with prophet mohammed
he was also gae
Oh hey, this cartoon has body pillows now
not only is he gei, he now knows what that mouth do.

that mouth be doing unspeakable things to tyrone
be careful
this looks like the n word will be said 50 times
i havent listened to the video
but if it does u cant post it

so what
i get muted ill be back
legend of icarus
ill do the same shit 
My workplace got like a 1060 in a pc
Why!!
this mf had an rtx one inside
YOU MAKE TERTH XRAYS
WHY DO U NEED AN RTX GPU
to load up a 3d enviroment of your rotted mouth
bastard bloody
fuck you bloody
my mouth is fine
Maybe to play femboy futa heaven? Have you thought about that?
nah that one is mid
the bouncing physics simulation
and the liquid physics
Do you think he's a roider?
Ofc you know
To run the AI they ask all the medical questions from.
nah he looked kinda autistic so u know he got mad knowledge
the tooth whisperer
when im dusking it and my handguns are in harmony 
@stoic girder @jovial haven

9x39 go play dusk man
I need more boolets
It's him! 
awww
Send steam link
the game is called dusk
why would u need a steam link
open steam type in dusk
the fk
holy shit swtor memes in big 26
Bro did not level Alchemy
Rookie mistake
What are you? A nerd?
He doesn't make potions that heal you 799436904430 hp/s
Bro only learned Conjuration to get his dick burned.
and u dare ask such a question?

is that the cat parry game
Ye
Pukeko 
went to cuba as a "humanitarian mission"
starts stream praising cuban infrastructure with internet
all he did was party
internet goes out constantly so he has to end stream
people do not hate him enough
oh he also shat on cuban immigrants in florida for half the stream too
because they escaped the regime

the fact he had internet and electricity alone is a fucking luxury
because apparently cuba is having rolling 20 hour blackouts
they keep the power grid up for him
this but unironically
so gross
imagine he just says "guys what cartels, mexico is great" as he stays in a 5 star hotel the whole time
I am at work
cap

and what will me sending u the link do?
keylogger
if your job has steam blocked u fucked anyway
They alre-- Actually nevermind Russian cards don't work on Steam

gaben is cool and all but let me fucking pay for my games
im trying to give him money
and he says "no, you failed the 23andme inspection"
сдобийте
so is ivan but we dont say anything
how broken is steam
I click these 2 and I can't uncheck them
and theres no checkmark but theyre checked
wtf

Rude
ok it gets fixed AFTER i click reload on the steam store page
then i can uncheck the marks
???????????????
wtf
why does it do that
nah but actually why is the menu broken
same thing happens with the other menus
Idk, sometimes shit breaks once in a blue moon
something ain't right
fuck the rothschilds
wasnt it some monopoly bullshit
Most likely
It might be both actually
they got sued back to back
American government and a few others
The real goal is to force Digital ID into Steam
They want to force Steam go public 
That too
you will uphold shareholder value, goy
🫵🏿 
@narrow lotus every morning.
i love how i get a call for a job interview 1.5 years after i left the resume
sorry man but i dont need it anymore u fucking morons

what was the job
Assistant Manager or smth
of who
it's a local corpo here that deals with Bulgarian affairs iirc
but it was only a 1 year job i think
so yeah , not worth it for me rn
IMAWOMANIMAWOMANIMAWOMANIMAWOMANIMAWOMAN
MY CHOIICE
MY CHOIICE
i should do it with my weight
Oh, you didn't get filtered by AI. Congrats.
"I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. "
Human rights 
(bites big mac)
keep dreaming xal
rare
i think they would be viewed upon more favorably if there was less narcissism and the desire to destroy everyone who disagrees with your worldview
just my 2 cents tho
What rights don't they have?
German rights are human rights too
to shut the fuck up apparently cause they never do

If I speak...
They love coal.
Xal would beat a woman
i would dust her off as well
Xal is our black bbw
hi my beautiful ebony empress @naive bison
what up you mayo devil
friendly fire will not be tolerated
You ripping off wigs too?
hello goyim
i keep them like predator keeps skulls
they show what battles ive won
good ol trophy room
i still dont get the "trans rights are human rights" thing
you dont get the right to bottom surgery bro 
open facebook
day ruined
some retarded american brainlet tries to defend literal russian propaganda packed inti a game

Numidian Queen 
Is it that game about a city?
propoganda in games mentioned
remember cod mw 2019

Its about hostomel
hey know you territory
game opens in london
hijabi woman first thing u see
It was taken down, wasn't it 
Just ask them what a right even is
Its getting close to being taken down
true
And people still defend them
Like bro tf you smoking they dont even hide it in the descriptiom
Hey man! Assad is a Gamer.
Calling hostomel a brilliant airborne operation is blatantly false
hasan piker's friend, called "bad empanada" played a game made by hamas where you go around and kill israeli soldiers, because the wife of the guy hasan was beefing with, was in the IDF on mandatory service
Wishlist games in February 2022
Games have 0 updates since
We play America's Army: Proving Grounds in this chat 
That's a deepcut
That shit is at least good and is somewhat informative
Also hasan should be hanged
is that the game with a cool system where americans never lose

like you never play as jihadis
I remember getting this game without looking at system reqs
No its a game made by us army and it forces you to go through am actual tactical medicine instruction video to unlock the medic class
tarkov runs like a goblin with AIDS
Sounds like Arma 3 with mods
America's Army: Special Forces was the shit.
So dick out ready to spread AIDS?
no
slowly, in a bed on wheels
rolling down hill
check official eft discord
scroll up in channels
0 messages in EFT news channel
0 messages in EFT: Arena news channel

it will most likely drop fps by 20%
Even less GPU usage 
you just know ts gonna break menus again
the only arena map that runs well rn
is the new one
why?
its in beta testing rn, it has no fucking textures on anything

The fucking layout is so bad.
oh its so fucking awful its camper heaven
on my way to the Romanian Bank to afford more RAM
No romanian data centers?
bro there is not combination of hardware on gods green earth that makes tarkov run acceptably
hyperfast copper price tickers
The ISS it is then
guarded better than a bank nowadays
drank an energy drink 2 hours ago and cant stop yawning
i am going to explode all over
That's where they keep the real Epstein files.
Did u know in gta san andreas
entering a policecar gives u a shotgun
entering a police enforcer truck gives u body armor 
entering ivan gives you hiv
what the fuck
entering an ambulance gives you full hp
Unlocking memories from 2008 tbh
entering an airplane gives you a parachute
completing ambulance missions raises your max hp
doing paramedic gives u the ability to survive any fall with 1 hp 
Yes
and my personal favourite
u can do burglarly which is very realistic because cj is- 
that gives infinite stamina
objectively the best way to do vigilante
second best I guess would be HPV1000 bike and uzi
also for some reason
rockstar added 70 stun jumps and they dont count for 100% at all
Speedrun strats
heli has 1 shot rockets
the chopper is a 100% speedrun strat bro
You go to a specific highway spot with a police bike and it's the fastest strat
no
Ye
no
please send me a video
I have the world record
man stfu
I will prove it, once i get home
just saying this is completely fucking retarded
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💻 Hang o...
kys
as the 100% run is segmented
sharter
i did all my geo projects in the tram
same shti for the fire truck mission
tarkov later? @naive bison
i said later
firetruck they do I think at the start of therun
because the highway by the beach is good for it
yeah
if it wasnt, they would do it later in the run





