#🎪bruh-fart

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narrow lotus
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Go to work you fucking jar

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Or to college

naive bison
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in class rn

narrow lotus
naive bison
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also what does jar mean

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other than a jar

naive bison
narrow lotus
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Its a round large shaped recipient

naive bison
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wdym based

naive bison
narrow lotus
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God bless her

naive bison
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indeed god bless her

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shes probably a nice person

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raised a good kid

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wish her health and safety

naive bison
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im not playing any videos in class is that jeff epst

narrow lotus
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Jefferey Stein

naive bison
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Jonas Shteinberg

narrow lotus
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His voice even sounds like him wtf

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I am not Jefferey Epstien

Yeah ok Epstein

naive bison
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Hey Palm Beach Pete, why did Bill Clinton visit your palm beach home about 3 times in the last year?

stone blade
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@naive bison

naive bison
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is sound important for the video

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im in class on a laptop

stone blade
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it's a cat video man

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let the whole class hear it

naive bison
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no

narrow lotus
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I love the dynamic between Ivan and Xal , they hate their guts but then post cats

stone blade
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weak

narrow lotus
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Ivan Tarkov seasonal characters in summer, get ready

stone blade
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I dont hate him as much

naive bison
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he's lucky i dont shake his hand on customs

stone blade
naive bison
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i have 28 altyns and class 6 plates don't play with me

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i am not a person to be messed around with

narrow lotus
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I will touch

stone blade
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u what

narrow lotus
stone blade
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go touch artyomka or something idk

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make a sextape

naive bison
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swimsuit therapist for summer wipe

narrow lotus
naive bison
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gripping my mouth physically to not smile in class

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as i typed that out

naive bison
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he's not dr disrespect

stone blade
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the amount of checkmarks I got in isaac playing in class

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was ubelievable

narrow lotus
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Gg they think im unstable now

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Fuck you all

stone blade
naive bison
narrow lotus
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We are not staying employed with this one

naive bison
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@narrow lotus please add the cryon command

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i am begging

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it is so fucking needed

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for the health and safety of this server

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on my hands and knees

narrow lotus
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If im adding one its the one i made

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Its better

naive bison
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bro no its not

narrow lotus
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Yes it is

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I have more keks

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The people voted

naive bison
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on the epstein i

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i mean

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tarkov channel

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cryon is so retarded so often we have a pick of 2 videos making fun of him

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god bless

narrow lotus
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@fossil swan cf

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@pale ingot

naive bison
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what does cf mean

narrow lotus
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How are u

naive bison
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i doubt that for some reason

narrow lotus
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Cf - ce faci

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 TAMALE

Tamale, is a female that looks [fine as hell], and she knows how to move her body in a [sex appeal] way, so that her hips make a nigga say "WO".She wanna private dance with somebody, and she always wanna party [after the] party.

Just [the way] [how she move] her body
You can tell that shes a tamale
Hips [moving] like a farrrari

naive bison
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yes yes pula

jade surge
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cock fucker

narrow lotus
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Oh there is the n word in that urban ok

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Good to know i guess , i heard this term in a movie

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Tamale

jade surge
fossil swan
narrow lotus
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Those are community voted u heard so ppl actually vote for the weirdest shit rn

fossil swan
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am dormit prin 3 ore

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ca ma culcasem la 5

narrow lotus
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Ce plm faci ba pana la 5

stoic girder
fossil swan
narrow lotus
fossil swan
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si m-am jucat gd pe telefon

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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Kids showed me a tiktok of a gypsy crashing his car gg

fossil swan
fossil swan
stone blade
fossil swan
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my classmate showed me tel aviv being bombed

stoic girder
narrow lotus
fossil swan
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am deschis punga de alune mica

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vad cum apar mainile colegiilor

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din spate

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porumbei smr eu

narrow lotus
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Gypsy kid : we gypsies are special, we hate each other more than others hate us

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Ball knowledge

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Fuck my cousin he is a thief in UK

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Lord help me kekl kekl kekl

fossil swan
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roadmanmax

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coaie

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maine am 4 foi la geografie

narrow lotus
fossil swan
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8 pagini

fossil swan
austere shadow
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Wtf is this language

fossil swan
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daca afla

narrow lotus
fossil swan
stoic girder
fossil swan
narrow lotus
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Daca e unu care tb batut cu cureaua

fossil swan
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plm oricum eu iau vina pt el mare parte

narrow lotus
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Safe and secure

stoic girder
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They have been broken into before speedsmirk

narrow lotus
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Someone forgets the code he will bite the door off

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Xela, pull Ivan, Xalrider and Masterph33r audit

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Oh wdym the server overloaded

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We cant have 3 antichrists at the same time

stone blade
drifting mantle
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God bless

narrow lotus
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@glad carbon

pale ingot
narrow lotus
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He exists

stone blade
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@narrow lotus xal be like

narrow lotus
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Too thin

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And that bridge is not collapsed

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
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Its ok he leaves

drifting mantle
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Thank god

fossil swan
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@narrow lotus smr eu tre 8 pagini intr-o zi

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tre sa fac la geo proiecte

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nu pot baga la imprimanta

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a drq de profa

narrow lotus
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Eu luam un 4 si aia e

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Mai e timp

stone blade
fossil swan
drifting mantle
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cf @pale ingot ?

narrow lotus
fossil swan
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vrea maicamea sa iau bursa

stone blade
fossil swan
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plm am obosit sefu

narrow lotus
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Sclaveste

narrow lotus
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La munca nu la.intins mana cryon

narrow lotus
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Biden deadeye blast

fossil swan
stone blade
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ughhh

fossil swan
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mai vrea sa venim si cu un obiect care sa ne reprezinte

stone blade
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gotta take bus to go down and make a picture of my teeth

fossil swan
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ce plm

narrow lotus
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Im holding a wicked piss holyyy

stone blade
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but i dont wanna gooo pepesludge pepesludge pepesludge pepesludge pepesludge

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i'm a lazy piece of shit man

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I gotta put on clothes and shiet

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and pay for bus

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and walk

narrow lotus
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How about u go to work man

stone blade
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how about you kys

narrow lotus
stone blade
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ever think about that one , batman?

dusk sentinel
narrow lotus
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1 more class and i go home , eat a big sandwich and monster

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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And i play shogun 2

stone blade
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iedy why didn't u teach in uni man

fossil swan
dusk sentinel
stone blade
fossil swan
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gonna go buy a pepsi and a kebab or some.shit idk

stone blade
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if I was tosell stuff I'd sell iedy's organs

fossil swan
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gluttony

naive bison
stone blade
narrow lotus
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Those are actually teachers KekSkew

naive bison
narrow lotus
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U gotta work there

stone blade
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u can be honorary

naive bison
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(where does he get the money for it)

narrow lotus
stone blade
narrow lotus
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True

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Do you get paid like alle for existing ivan

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1k a month btw

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Holyyy

stone blade
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mom said go shower

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dude I dont even smell

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we still have 1 day to go

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chill

naive bison
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your mom is a real one

narrow lotus
stone blade
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hahaahaha

narrow lotus
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I burst out laughing in class gg

fossil swan
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gg

stone blade
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iedy you'll get in trouble

fossil swan
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what grade r u teaching rn

naive bison
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when your mom enters your room and says "damn it fucking stinks in here" but you genuinely have a crispy 30 minutes on the 72 hour deodorant

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so you know its not you

fossil swan
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is it the lobotomized ones

narrow lotus
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I had test eith 7th grade

narrow lotus
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Now i go at 8th grade who sit on phones 25/7

stone blade
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so its gotta be her

naive bison
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ivan hasnt changed his bedsheets since ww1

minor cypress
fossil swan
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1 hour of being on brainfart

drifting mantle
stone blade
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nice bright blue color

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and my pillow has flowers on it

naive bison
stoic girder
stone blade
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naw

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I ain't iedy

naive bison
minor cypress
stone blade
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mom is possesive of the washing machine so I let her wash

stone blade
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i turn on the washer she goes crazy

naive bison
stone blade
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26/7

naive bison
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and he was genuinely trying to figure out wtf it menas

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some retard in chat said
"open for 23 days a month 8 hours a day retard"

naive bison
stone blade
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she knows not to touch it

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cuz its expensive

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literally the most expensive thing in the entire apartment

stoic girder
naive bison
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why is bro galloping

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look how rotund he is

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hes not hunting shit

stone blade
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"u fly so high be careful not to land on my dick"
@narrow lotus

narrow lotus
pseudo robin
narrow lotus
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Holy fucking dagestaner

drifting mantle
stone blade
drifting mantle
stone blade
stoic girder
stone blade
drifting mantle
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
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(have to have a man without when you are outside)

fallow trellis
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what

stone blade
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bro posting women

fallow trellis
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bismillah

naive bison
fallow trellis
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legs dont work

narrow lotus
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Do not bypass automod or you will be eradicated

fallow trellis
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why is it banned?

narrow lotus
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Christian server

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
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Idk why i didnt add it

naive bison
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that's why i said "would"

stone blade
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at least she can't run away

fallow trellis
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allahs chosen people really are gettinng persecuted in the modern times

fallow trellis
naive bison
stone blade
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HAHAAHAH

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
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I need to stop reading chat at work

stone blade
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Good day gentlemen

naive bison
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don't test the will of Christ

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for you may taste his wrath

stone blade
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what about the will of buddha then

drifting mantle
naive bison
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it's easter soon

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on the 13th i think?

narrow lotus
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Imma post a fat piece of meat and they cant stop me

gleaming grove
fallow trellis
stoic girder
stone blade
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what kinda meat DoakesOhShit

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
fallow trellis
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Being muslim is like a big part of my personality

narrow lotus
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Fortnite

naive bison
naive bison
fallow trellis
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Being muslim is the reason I can study to practice law

stone blade
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well fellas its time to go downtown

narrow lotus
stone blade
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ggs

fallow trellis
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if im not muslim i cant be a pakistani lawyer

naive bison
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did you guys know king von converted to islam before dying in a gunfight he started

drifting mantle
naive bison
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real shit btw

fossil swan
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@narrow lotus

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ai pauza?

minor cypress
fallow trellis
narrow lotus
fossil swan
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sau aveti ore de 45min

narrow lotus
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Akm ma duc la ora

fossil swan
narrow lotus
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E de 50 la aia mari da ii las mai devreme

drifting mantle
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This is what awaits Germany

narrow lotus
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E si ult ora ma duc aks

fallow trellis
minor cypress
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Mmmmm i would commit heinous crimes for a big BLT right now

stoic girder
naive bison
minor cypress
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Thicc cut bacon, tomatos with pepper on em

fallow trellis
gleaming grove
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This is so hot 🥵

narrow lotus
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I go in class

Kid says Charlie Pork is calling

stoic girder
fallow trellis
naive bison
fallow trellis
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only if you are muslim tho

drifting mantle
fossil swan
gleaming grove
fossil swan
naive bison
naive bison
fallow trellis
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its either talaq (husband divorces) or khula (wife divorces) or murabat if mutual divorce

minor cypress
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Motherfucker

narrow lotus
minor cypress
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I just saw that shit

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The silver kirker

clear vapor
drifting mantle
fallow trellis
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if you are found to be homosexual your spouse can divorce you

fallow trellis
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you fuck someone else, your spouse can divorce you

stoic girder
fossil swan
toxic sundial
naive bison
fallow trellis
narrow lotus
# fossil swan

Me this morning in the 4th grade class listening to the kids fighting because one of them is retarded

naive bison
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(genuinely have to explain who the silver kirker is)

fossil swan
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kids have mashed potatos for brains til they hit puberty

naive bison
stoic girder
narrow lotus
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A kid told me last week that Diddy is innocent

stoic girder
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You are baked all the way through.

fossil swan
fossil swan
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unc

naive bison
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almost had a heart attack

fossil swan
naive bison
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hit arts and crafts while in class

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@narrow lotus check sween's channel and see a video posted called "feminist reviews doom the dark ages"

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i genuinely wonder wtf they are gonna say

stone blade
naive bison
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DOOM: The Dark Ages

drifting mantle
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Ah! The Game

naive bison
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dumb ass

drifting mantle
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Fuck you

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I am smart

stone blade
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both of yall retarded

naive bison
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like ur tom from tom and jerry and he got hit with a hammer

stone blade
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i hope your kompot jar breaks

naive bison
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not the kom jar nooo

naive bison
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and in my opinion its a rational fear

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do people not think about like

stone blade
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ofc it is have u seen east europe elevators

naive bison
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you go into a 1x1 meter room

stone blade
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its like a deathtrap

naive bison
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and you just go up 5 floors

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and you have no escape anywhere

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??????

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bro i was going to my neighbours home

narrow lotus
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Holy cock

naive bison
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i was helping her and her daughter carry groceries

fallow trellis
naive bison
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she lives on the 7th floor

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we got to the 7th floor

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and got stuck

stone blade
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floor 1
go in small box
exit on floor 5
do people really believe this?
@naive bison

naive bison
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i was so fucking stressed bro

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i legit hit the

fossil swan
naive bison
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i did this

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to not move the shit

stone blade
narrow lotus
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So we are blocking elevators now @naive bison

fossil swan
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should take the cargo elevator next time

naive bison
stone blade
naive bison
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i got stuck before

fossil swan
stone blade
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russia moment

fossil swan
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no wonder

naive bison
stoic girder
stone blade
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woah

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youll give him the tip?!!?

narrow lotus
fossil swan
stone blade
fossil swan
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you cant

naive bison
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man you guys are so mean

narrow lotus
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Calm.down Sean Combs

stone blade
naive bison
minor cypress
naive bison
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not sexually

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youre the weird one

stone blade
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THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK WTF XAL

narrow lotus
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Cockrider moment

naive bison
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i take back those nice things i said about your mother

narrow lotus
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No plss

naive bison
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she raised a bad kid after all

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i spit on you

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HAPTFUY

stone blade
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bus ticket 80 centa

narrow lotus
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The sexy kind?

naive bison
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💦

stoic girder
stone blade
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iedy when we doing a meet and greet man

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we have to someday

clear vapor
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Bulgaria meets Italy

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A true crossover

stone blade
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i said iedy not falco

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if i wanted to meet an old man id go to the park

stoic girder
naive bison
minor cypress
fossil swan
stone blade
fossil swan
naive bison
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classic swedish greeting

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ive talked to very many swedes online, havent met a single one who isn't racist and doesn't hate immigrants omegakekw

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except alle of course

fossil swan
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alle is our favorite swedish migrant

stone blade
fossil swan
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xal is our black lgbt queen

naive bison
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its true

stoic girder
stone blade
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COOMMSS

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we got him

narrow lotus
naive bison
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but i do hate when @thorny folio stops mid raid to fulfil his 5 prayers a day

narrow lotus
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Yeah right

coarse bear
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Plovdiv would steal our iedy

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Smh

stoic girder
stone blade
fossil swan
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ph33r is our favorite balding unc

naive bison
narrow lotus
stone blade
split canyonBOT
naive bison
coarse bear
split canyonBOT
naive bison
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standing next to the 🕋

fossil swan
naive bison
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WOAAAAAAAH

stone blade
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been a while since i had my shit pinned

naive bison
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🤫

minor cypress
fossil swan
naive bison
stoic girder
naive bison
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WOAAAAAAAAAAAH

coarse bear
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Inshall he will escape from Tarkov

naive bison
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disavow

stone blade
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alle is allah strongest jidah agent bless his soul he will guide the pmcs to jannah

minor cypress
naive bison
narrow lotus
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Well not so young man

coarse bear
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🕋 is a default emote, yes

stone blade
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i am laughing on the bus as we speak we lost @narrow lotus

naive bison
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gripping my mouth so hard rn

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im smiling cheek to cheek

stone blade
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doing the speedsmirk

stoic girder
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Apologies.

narrow lotus
naive bison
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??????????????

stone blade
stoic girder
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Sir, I was joking.

stone blade
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my bad

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xals mom

naive bison
coarse bear
fossil swan
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and russian

stone blade
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why russian

coarse bear
narrow lotus
fossil swan
stone blade
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its raining slughtly

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fuck

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no umbrella

naive bison
stone blade
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rare event of tarkov channel resident going outside

coarse bear
stone blade
narrow lotus
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Japan invents self service robots, Russia invents a new armor.piercing caliber, Ukraine new drone warfare

Europe invents bottle cap bullshit

And india still didnt invent basic hygene

stoic girder
fossil swan
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israel invents a new ai bibi netanyahu vid

coarse bear
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Europe invents arresting rich pedophiles

fossil swan
naive bison
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@coarse bear @river zealot Дагестанские ученые открыли дверь
Но пока не уверенны как ее закрыть

fossil swan
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havent done much

stone blade
clear vapor
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Venezuela invents oil, US commences strike!

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
minor cypress
naive bison
coarse bear
stoic girder
stone blade
narrow lotus
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Gamma Discord Diddler

coarse bear
stone blade
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@stoic girder @coarse bear @narrow lotus @naive bison @minor cypress

drifting mantle
naive bison
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stop sending me ts

naive bison
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i grew up in a christian orthodox household

naive bison
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but we all know why

stoic girder
coarse bear
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Chancellor Disrespect

stoic girder
drifting mantle
split canyonBOT
drowsy solstice
stone blade
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fam the dental xray has a full rgb pc with an rtx gpu

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ALOOOO

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i know where my next heist will be

naive bison
stone blade
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he was also gae

minor cypress
stone blade
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why is a dental xray guy gae???

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bro likes shoving his fingers in mouths

coarse bear
naive bison
naive bison
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this looks like the n word will be said 50 times

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i havent listened to the video

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but if it does u cant post it

fossil swan
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i get muted ill be back

pale ingot
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legend of icarus

fossil swan
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ill do the same shit speedsmirk

jovial haven
fossil swan
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i have a clean record anyway so

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ill get a mediocre punishment

stone blade
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YOU MAKE TERTH XRAYS

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WHY DO U NEED AN RTX GPU

naive bison
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bastard bloody

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fuck you bloody

stone blade
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my mouth is fine

naive bison
stone blade
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what

jovial haven
stone blade
naive bison
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and the liquid physics

stark gull
jovial haven
stoic girder
stone blade
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the tooth whisperer

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when im dusking it and my handguns are in harmony letsgooo
@stoic girder @jovial haven

jovial haven
stone blade
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9x39 go play dusk man

jade surge
primal kayak
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It's him! POGGIES1

pale ingot
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thats him

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thats my goat

naive bison
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awww

jovial haven
stone blade
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why would u need a steam link

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open steam type in dusk

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the fk

stoic girder
pulsar raft
stoic girder
stone blade
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bro is abotu to get fried

coarse bear
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Bro did not level Alchemy

stone blade
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Rookie mistake

stoic girder
stone blade
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he is

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do u see his pfp and the server he is in?

coarse bear
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He doesn't make potions that heal you 799436904430 hp/s

stoic girder
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Bro only learned Conjuration to get his dick burned.

stone blade
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and u dare ask such a question?

coarse bear
coarse bear
stone blade
coarse bear
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Ye

naive bison
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tee hee

coarse bear
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Pukeko letsgooo

stoic girder
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@naive bison

naive bison
# stoic girder

went to cuba as a "humanitarian mission"
starts stream praising cuban infrastructure with internet
all he did was party
internet goes out constantly so he has to end stream

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people do not hate him enough

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oh he also shat on cuban immigrants in florida for half the stream too

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because they escaped the regime

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the fact he had internet and electricity alone is a fucking luxury

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because apparently cuba is having rolling 20 hour blackouts

pale ingot
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they keep the power grid up for him

naive bison
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so gross

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imagine he just says "guys what cartels, mexico is great" as he stays in a 5 star hotel the whole time

jovial haven
naive bison
jovial haven
coarse bear
stone blade
naive bison
stone blade
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if your job has steam blocked u fucked anyway

coarse bear
naive bison
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im trying to give him money

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and he says "no, you failed the 23andme inspection"

stone blade
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it's free

naive bison
#

сдобийте

coarse bear
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Fuck's Narvas

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25 reviews, mixed peepo_sadge

stone blade
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well its free either way

naive bison
coarse bear
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Platforming with shitty controls

stone blade
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how broken is steam
I click these 2 and I can't uncheck them

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and theres no checkmark but theyre checked

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wtf

stone blade
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ok it gets fixed AFTER i click reload on the steam store page

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then i can uncheck the marks

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???????????????

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wtf

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why does it do that

naive bison
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whats wrong with being mixed

coarse bear
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Steam is busy being sued do they're a bit slow

stone blade
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same thing happens with the other menus

coarse bear
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Idk, sometimes shit breaks once in a blue moon

stone blade
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something ain't right

naive bison
drowsy solstice
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18+ shit?

naive bison
drowsy solstice
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Most likely

naive bison
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we want steam to be a monopoly on everyones soul

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YES WE

drowsy solstice
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It might be both actually

stoic girder
dusk raven
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they got sued back to back

coarse bear
stoic girder
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They want to force Steam go public Aware

coarse bear
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That too

naive bison
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🫵🏿 peepostarechamp2

stoic girder
coarse bear
narrow lotus
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i love how i get a call for a job interview 1.5 years after i left the resume

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sorry man but i dont need it anymore u fucking morons

stone blade
naive bison
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no springs

narrow lotus
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Assistant Manager or smth

drifting mantle
naive bison
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of who

narrow lotus
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it's a local corpo here that deals with Bulgarian affairs iirc

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but it was only a 1 year job i think

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so yeah , not worth it for me rn

naive bison
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IMAWOMANIMAWOMANIMAWOMANIMAWOMANIMAWOMAN

naive bison
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i should do it with my weight

stoic girder
naive bison
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"I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. "

coarse bear
naive bison
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(bites big mac)

narrow lotus
naive bison
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just my 2 cents tho

stoic girder
drifting mantle
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German rights are human rights too

naive bison
coarse bear
drifting mantle
stoic girder
narrow lotus
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Xal would beat a woman

naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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i'd be weaving in body shots

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bust that spleen open like a cantaloupe

coarse bear
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Xal is our black bbw

naive bison
pale ingot
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hi my beautiful ebony empress @naive bison

naive bison
stone blade
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friendly fire will not be tolerated

stoic girder
fossil swan
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hello goyim

naive bison
naive bison
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they show what battles ive won

fossil swan
naive bison
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i still dont get the "trans rights are human rights" thing

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you dont get the right to bottom surgery bro speedsmirk

quaint ore
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open facebook
day ruined
some retarded american brainlet tries to defend literal russian propaganda packed inti a game

coarse bear
stoic girder
coarse bear
naive bison
quaint ore
dusk raven
naive bison
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game opens in london
hijabi woman first thing u see

coarse bear
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It was taken down, wasn't it CluelessBlind

drifting mantle
quaint ore
quaint ore
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The devs already made assad regime propaganda rts

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Before that

coarse bear
quaint ore
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And people still defend them

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Like bro tf you smoking they dont even hide it in the descriptiom

stoic girder
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Hey man! Assad is a Gamer.

quaint ore
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Calling hostomel a brilliant airborne operation is blatantly false

naive bison
coarse bear
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Wishlist games in February 2022
clueless
Games have 0 updates since
sadge

stoic girder
coarse bear
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That's a deepcut

quaint ore
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Also hasan should be hanged

naive bison
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like you never play as jihadis

coarse bear
quaint ore
coarse bear
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It ran like ass and looked like you had severe myopia

naive bison
drifting mantle
stoic girder
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America's Army: Special Forces was the shit.

coarse bear
naive bison
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slowly, in a bed on wheels

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rolling down hill

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check official eft discord
scroll up in channels
0 messages in EFT news channel
0 messages in EFT: Arena news channel

naive bison
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speed i need this

stoic girder
naive bison
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you just know ts gonna break menus again

stoic girder
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You need more RAM.

naive bison
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the only arena map that runs well rn

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is the new one

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why?

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its in beta testing rn, it has no fucking textures on anything

stoic girder
naive bison
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it actually looks like marathon btw lmaoooo

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i just realized

naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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bro there is not combination of hardware on gods green earth that makes tarkov run acceptably

naive bison
narrow lotus
naive bison
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drank an energy drink 2 hours ago and cant stop yawning

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i am going to explode all over

stoic girder
stone blade
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Did u know in gta san andreas
entering a policecar gives u a shotgun
entering a police enforcer truck gives u body armor thumbsUp2x

naive bison
stone blade
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what the fuck

naive bison
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entering an ambulance gives you full hp

coarse bear
naive bison
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entering an airplane gives you a parachute

sage pond
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completing ambulance missions raises your max hp

stone blade
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doing paramedic gives u the ability to survive any fall with 1 hp thumbsUp2x

naive bison
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doing vigilante missions in an attack helicopter

stone blade
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and my personal favourite
u can do burglarly which is very realistic because cj is- speakbigtrouble

stone blade
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second best I guess would be HPV1000 bike and uzi

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also for some reason

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rockstar added 70 stun jumps and they dont count for 100% at all

drifting mantle
stone blade
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chopper is still faster

drifting mantle
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Yes it is

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No

stone blade
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heli has 1 shot rockets

naive bison
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the chopper is a 100% speedrun strat bro

stone blade
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yeah

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the fk u talking bout hal

drifting mantle
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You go to a specific highway spot with a police bike and it's the fastest strat

stone blade
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no

drifting mantle
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Ye

naive bison
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no

stone blade
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please send me a video

drifting mantle
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I have the world record

naive bison
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man stfu

stone blade
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of where a speedrunner uses hpv100 for vigilante

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retarded ass moron ape

drifting mantle
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Later I send

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You guys are apes

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Don't even know the best strats

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Retards

stone blade
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this guy

drifting mantle
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I will prove it, once i get home

naive bison
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just saying this is completely fucking retarded

stone blade
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kys

naive bison
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as the 100% run is segmented

stone blade
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actually

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kys

fossil swan
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sharter

naive bison
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you only do ambulance when you reach the small town

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so all the patients spawn close

fossil swan
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i did all my geo projects in the tram

naive bison
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same shti for the fire truck mission

fossil swan
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tarkov later? @naive bison

naive bison
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im not home

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i wont be home for a while

fossil swan
stone blade
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firetruck they do I think at the start of therun

fossil swan
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ok

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have fun at uni or smth

naive bison
stone blade
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yeah

naive bison
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if it wasnt, they would do it later in the run

stone blade
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100% speedrun by hugo one literally uses the chopper

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in the desert

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because there's few roads there