#🎪bruh-fart
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i don't remember ever watching a movie of his
There is a good series of him
chuck norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird
Chuck Norris was hospitalized yesterday, we still dont know about the hospital's condition
Chuck Norris was born in a shack built by himself
i love "zoo exposition" it's where the monkey gives a long monologue about how he got there
Is this like #staff_furry_rp? Hidden to everyone?
Chuck norris wanted to challenge death, pulled out his icu equipment
Chuck Norris does pushups to keep earth in the solar system
Chuck norris killed 12 people with a grenade, then it exploded
Chuck Norris cut a knife with butter
Chuck Norris made this world badass and we thank him for that
Every night Boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck norris impregnated a woman purely by staring at her
God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris responded "Say please."
Chuck Noris congratulated his parents upon his birth
Chuck Norris' diary is called "The Guinness book of World Records"
Chuck Norris fought against Bruce Lee, now they can keep fighting in afterlife
Chuck norris dying only proves this timeline isnt canon
Giant ass fanfic
Get me outta here
Clint Eastwood and Al Pacino gotta survive this shit
Clint Eastwood is about +90 years old
95
thats as old as it gets I believe
Bro saw a world war 🥀
Removed the originals
My grandmother died exactly 1 year on 04/01/2026, I think a bad April Fool's joke
also about 95 years old
at this age people starting to look like this draugr from skyrim
And then they drop a barely functioning joke of an update with dogshit weapons and 2 new enemies
Peak update 
Yea
Why did I think you're south african?
First I have to find out who he is
Bro is a white black
it's me
what are we talking about?
Doesnt glaze big yahu
@grizzled meadow can we mute xal for the weekend please 🙏
justified glaze
- Russian
- Alt account of a main account that's still in here
- Very old user since he knows old stuff
- 24/7 user since I see him in here every time I open the channel
@acoustic delta

That ain't me cuh
Shit meme taste, could be Synthia/S5
yes it fucking is
1200kcal is so little idk how some people just do that
Nah uh
I can't believe I'm not inside 3 and 4
Maybe 6 or 7
cause their existance may not be real
@grizzled meadow
can you use your mod powers to see the account that posted the message?
They are invalid
motherfucker is solving the twin peaks case
You know... about the crime statistics... 80 percent...
rule mandated skincolor check before entering brainfart
We already ruled him out but he could be literally him
Instutionialized racism in brainfart
then Xalrider woun't be able to enter
I see this as an absolute win
i am so white i amplify light that touches my skin
he is the hassidic homeboy, Jamal Ginsberg
Blackfart?
what
No but the messages right after that one are about Tree
Oh my god this is still going on
Ahahahahahah
Black body radiation
This is the best thing to come out of this channel in a while
@jade surge How's the weather in Vladivostok
Im in moscow
I've said it yesterday
Ok so guy was a muscovite

rus_bot is skilldex
Ahahahahah
It's the funniest thing that has happened in a long while
Of course it's still going
I feel like if madi had the money for moscow, he'd probably be in germany by now
finally
kino worthy shit
Looks like he shat on a bread very smoothly
Guess im worthless
You are the funniest thing that happened ever

now let me grab your breast
Scuse me
Can i fondle his ass

Maybe im rus bot
It's gotta end at some point, otherwise the joke will become stale
Rus_Bot is a self reflection on us
My money is still like a user.whos similar to kolerder
He reminds me of rogu from American dad
jokes never go stale here
@grizzled meadow
oggi alle
Like a homunculous
The Rus_Bot Files
- Russian
- Lives in Moscow
- Alt account
- Main account is NOT in the server, we don't know if he was banned or not (yes I asked, bastard said it's too specific)
- Very old user since he knows old stuff
- 24/7 user since I see him in here every time I open the channel
- he said we "didn't forget him" (however we already tried all the russians we remember so maybe that's a lie since I have probably guessed his name twice?)
- use a lot of "old" gifs, specific emotes and old memes (like "oggi alle" which is as old as me)
- knows about
and 
- not a member or Brainfart 2
- hates Xalrider
- has Nitro but doesn't use it (or rather I haven't seen anything Nitro related from him for now)
Names we tried:
His name is in this list, we just need a proof to prove it
- Madirex (russian)
- Dry (can write/read russian)
- AlexTheDegenerate
- busy (russian)
- Ares
- Soundtrackj
- Tree
- 3trees or whatever his name is
- Pipnik
- gtanil
Bruh
FUCK YOU MEAN SOUNDTRACKJ
Rus_Bot is...
Chuck Norris???
YOU ARE ALL SUSPECTS
Dead
Heh... my name is not there...
OK that's a bad example
WHERES PIPNIK
Fools. .
Busy and madina are from moscow
But stale enough to be crunchy
You're losing it old man
Pippo?
mamma mia they hit the fucking pentagon
maczonaczo maybe?
No nkt as based
Wait you got it wrong
My main account is not in the server
oooor nobody_no.one
Fix it
You don't get it
he also said we didn't forget him
and we already tried all the russians we remember
so he probably lied at least once or you already guessed his name twice
It's stale but not too stale
Falco is indulging in unemployment activities
It gets used once in a while which makes it good
Banned?
Yeah
How will this effect the iedconomy
He'll post more buff gei men
That would be too specific
Answer already damn you 
Banned?
Yes.
Rus_Bot (rus_bot7169) has been banned for reason: Oggi Alle.
We are already going in circles
@jade surge are you a gachi poster in any chance
I mean I know the meme
Has he been in bf2?
Im not a regular gachi poster
No
Tell me, do you know the name strigoi?
Would
Yes.
THE FUCK YOU MEAN JOSTA (RUSSIAN)???
What is this phasmophobia bullshit

@lusty sonnet stop the cap
He is russian ahahahah
He live in Germany but he's russian
Jostas russian
Or knows russian
Pretty sure he didn't live in russia
he lived in his mothers cellar
phasmophobia you say
Rent free fratello
the furry shit
What if he clued it all along
he doesn't laugh at his own posts
What if its Pensive
We have to rule out completely the people that hate this place, it wouldn't make sense for them to come back here and play nicely
Incredible comeback for absolutely no reason
Chads
Already tried, he's German, with a family, with a job, he even came back with his "normal" account few months ago
and then act like madi the next
its easier to lock up zuckerberg than to solve this shit
True
800h of brainfart required
Big Grok is watching
we all know grok aint real
its all controlled by falco
rus bot will get his 5 minute screentime when this case is solved
p!grok

I have my screentime already
youll be a movie star
david fincher couldnt come up with this shit
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine seeing "iedy is typing" -- for ever."
is this a clue
4 minutes of falco having a mental breakdown
He had won the victory over himself. He loved Iedy.
(Me in my ban appeal to Iedy)
"Do it to Artem! Do it to Artem! Not me! Artem!"
Falco will figure it out one day
The dots will all connect
He'll need some serious help tho
Curse this god forsaken country, power outage 2x now
hate it
Rus_Bot is gonna pull a se7en
Flopirex
do NOT
He had it at
and 
We are nothing alike 
We both know falco is gaslighting himself
Sralnia is peace, offtopic is slavery, brainfart is strength.
Anyway, how's everyone doing
good? Bad? Meh?
Shit
Chuck Norris climbed a 10,457 ft mountain , but the mountain bowed down to him
Also why!!!
What did I do!
Have you made more memes about brainfart in the past?
Metro is that you
Yes
Don't play innocent
this is falco from an alt account that is fucking with us
I know what you did
He's me
I just sent a message ahahahah
You use browser based discord, 2 tabs
You can't even say you have never seen us in the same room together
you both never typed together
@grizzled meadow after solving the Rus_Bot arg (it was Falco's dementia speaking to himself all along)
Ares stop the cap
tf is this harry dubois shit
Never
Just come out man
We need to round up every mememaker in this server
and put them on a train
COCACN
Причмокивал
бля
Sosal
Bro is russian alright
What if he was a sralnia member aswell
let me check sralnia pins
He's mostly here now
@jade surge ledy whore,bublya gumba, it_chnik, does that ring a bell?
I wanted to say bublya as well
hold on
Oh yeah, what? 
Disowned...?
i mean why tho he never got banned or shit
or Meteora?
I hate Discord
courier wasnt in here almost at all
Old dude
a helper that quit
oh i remember
Uhhĥhhhh
No
I remember that name
the glaze is un
Brainfart when a new slightly funny member appears in the channel (brainfart is so fucking back)
💞 Love calculator
Iedy + Cock = 69%
-# nice!
woah
@bright rampart
probably a dream
@grizzled meadow wasn't there a limit on pins per channel
its 50 messages i think
It was increased to 250 I think
📚 Sassy fox girl
Wow [that girl] riel is such a sassy fox girl
I wish [we was] that [cool man]
Sassy fox girl is a girl like riel but uglier
And [someone] who is beast and [stealing] [your girl]
may rus bot become the next kino maker
@narrow lotus this isnt pornhub
please take iedy's urban perms, thanks
get his image and text perms while you're at it
can't punish the best moderator in this server man
that is falco
you aint in top 3
the kefir one is crazy , brother that is a fucking Turkish yoghurt thingie
hoiw the fuck is it the N word is beyond me
course it's Falco he lets you idiots do whatever you want
anyway , doesnt matter
1 is falco, 2 is oflin, 3 is prolly dry
Skom is the best moderator technically, he would mute you guys the moment you touch a rule
yeah skom is 4
Well i am glad SoundtrackJ made a GAMMA moderator topic , god bless him
It's an arabic word, dummy
a word for unbeliever that developed into "bad person" and then gradually developed into an ethnic slur
the british word "bugger" developed in the opposite direction. the russian and ukrainian word "poganiy" mirrors it pretty closely.
sniper is 5 because he is technically not a moderator but he has the rank
it gets spelled loads of different ways in english because it gets transliterated from different languages
god bless me
imagine being liked less than an italian and a furry
it's a discord server with randoms man , i can survive
unfortuante , but it's how it is
😔
Iedy posts good goon 
Never seen anyone else do that
🐐 Oflin isn't disparaged, good choice
oflin is just gooood
dude was chill from the beginning
I don't even know the guy well enough to invent reasons to dislike him
I remember when we both were trying out invictus for the first time around the same time 😭
Also hi oflin 
how much longer will the power stay out :(
falco doesn't count because he's barely here anymore
so best mod is oflin by default
"anymore"
Ahahahahah
Funny joke
prevents teen pregnancies
and other harmful diseases

clearly never heard of womens condoms

tee hee
@narrow lotus @river zealot
gock expert ova here
inb4 regent nerfed
buys early access game
mad that it changes
"you only like the game because it's good. It's qualityslop"
actual tard fest
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LYRICS
alshif-
alshif-
alshifrat hada
(feel good)
x8
change, change, change,...
gape the chinese gamers
retards really saying that nerfing infinite combos is unacceptable
reminds me when russian players for broken arrow were crying about Barbaris getting nerfed
like brother you are the same people who argued that NUCLEAR TIPPED AA MISSILES should be given to your faction stfu
bro the patch is for the beta branch too lmao
one thing we should learn from chinese is to review bomb what we hate to oblivion
review is from china

mf's brain is so rotten with twitter tard porn that he forgot women exist
they made void form even more ass than it already was
iedy after 2 more years from now
Industralizastion and its consequences
void form ?
for what class
Regent
Play first 2 or 3 cards each turn free but costs 3 energy and ends your turn
Ironclad, I unga therefore I bunga
Anyways off to the store
we need bees mark
SAY IT LOUDERRRR
We can be bees
Are you a rusher, are you a dragger or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKING TIMEEEE
true sportsmanship
i like how there's a specific emphasis that Allen fucks to the point even Omni man is concerned
woah what
source
i see animators took some notes from mangakas when making newer season
back into the stall fatty
or else i am gonna have to roll you back in
helldiver railgun nerf incident
No thats regent 
He has the worst early game
i really don't like his playstyle
His playstyle is that you have to get to the mid game
In multiplayer he literally plays the role of the debuffer
He stink
I know cause I play him and yes Im biased 
One of his build paths which is into minions
Literally sucks ass
Its so bad
Putrid ass and they pretty much nerfed it with the beta patch
im just glad that they given silent more shiv support

i love shivs
nah there are enough big cards
fan of knives and that one that replays all the shivs
also sly is very fun
You need a ton of draws + the shit that clones card whenever you get one + the shit where minion cards do more damage
Cause upgrading cards doesn't give you upgraded minions for some reason
Its so ass
are they just necrobinder but ass
Minion bomb is 13 damage for 1 energy
And the other got nerfed I think to 6 damage for 0 energy and you draw 1 card
But you exhaust it
Its literally worse version of necrobinders souls
dude souls are so retarded holy shit
Discord removed/increased it
Cause on necrobinder at least when you build your deck for soul ur gonna go hella wisps and dirge
So osty will tank for you
Regent has nothing to tank for him
They need to rework the minion build asap
are the minons not summoned ?
No

Theyre just named minion for the vibes and they fucking suck ass
i heard the rest of his shit is retarded so it balances out
Like if maybe there was a relic or a card which gave you 1 energy for each 2 minion cards played it would be decent
But ur exhausting ur own deck for mediocre damage
It rlly isn't
The retarded parts of the deck require a minimum of 6 cards to set up

seems normal
I mean I was saying that too
Until i got juggling plus 10 angers on ironclad
I was spamming 100 damage for 0 energy per turn that run 
Regent requires a minimum of 10 energy for setup phase and then to do above avg damage on him you need at a minimum 5 energy
the auto play ironclad build do be fun
So hes just probably the weakest of the classes 
stampede + hellraiser
really weird on why u dont get an achievement for learning every technique
I was playing status clanker
It was fun
After that run i unlocked the card which gives you 8 damage per status card
And the other one where a status is created equals a free 8 damage
- compact
and status cards are already good cause they create status
221 days only
gg
Im surprised they didnt nerf iteration
Draw 2 or 3 cards each time you draw a status
Infinite pot of greed glitch
1 energy cost btw
oh my god I just found gold
skibidi toilet if it was good
Reminds me of that one video where its mugs and glasses versus each other and they do this same exact thing
those orgs can go suck a dick cause damaging some of the most important pieces of human culture and history will not do anything to give you good press
i genuinely think mfs like greenpeace and just stop oil are just controlled opposition
probably are
THE BATH TUB 
just stop oil as founded by a daughter of one of the biggest oil magnates on the planet btw
blm all over again
why do they have so many toilets
like its so fucking obvious to me that they are just trying their hardest to discredit actual eco activism
do you guys remember that video of 2 retards power scaling random objects
and it works
You change them out after you use them
Maximum hygiene
like firetruck vs lunchbox
is it...is it because the van goh painting was made out of oil paint?
yes
or whatever the fuck those retards used as justification lol#
its either that or they are so delusional they think that destorying priceless works of historical art is worth to push their shitty org to light
the dye in her hair causes more cfc than the painting
if these people gave a shit you would see them going around cleaning up forests and beaches and planting trees
and also rebuilding destoryed ecosystems
and helping keep national parks healthy
hmmm
i think they have the right idea
the execution is improper
intead of van goh paintings
its should be car battery factories
and instead of soup
it should be pipe bombs
throw the car battery factory into the ocean
ocean factory*
thats just United Planet Front
rn America is doing more good to the environment than Phoebe Plummer
and they are considered eco terrorists
Bombing ME oil sites
common ICE W
another one to go into the xalrider files
@edgy abyss
is this a friend of yours xal
of course not
Why do you think Skibidi Toilet is a Russian invention
he's not white
insane russian tech
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i remember seeing one of my friends extend his arm and i was genuinely petrified at how dystrophic he was
he wieghs like 54 kilos at 180cm
and his legs and arms look like sticks
@narrow lotus @river zealot
"25% of south african males admit to..." you know the drill 
morning wood got him
wasnt that the notepad guy?
best post today
it's only 8 in the morning but I will graciously accept this award
What is that?
Doesnt bro watch peak?
yes.
Seen a few of those too...
Sadly, it's mostly fat people 
i imagine its very hard to work on either
Nah, skinny people are better since it's easier to attach all the electrodes to them if needed and they are easy to carry out, fat people on the other hand... 
True.
makes sense
dislike button disabled
100% a ragebait video

i did consider going into medical since i am quite good at biology and whatnot, but i doubt my psyche will enjoy this
i am way too bad at maths to do IT
granted C++ is not same as doing calculus but making missions for arma 3 broke me
so much shit and even the smallest oversight ruins everything
How is this allowed and i get muted for memes
MODS
Lol
Disgusting.
p!kiss @scenic field
Here we go with the anime too
because this is REAL FRIENDSHIP
I only kiss my homies on the mouth out of respect
p!kiss @acoustic delta

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus @frail scaffold @dusk raven @coarse bear I dont want it to end man
It's fine as long as the socks are on
Or if you're in a gym
I havent played stalker in a long time... i think ill try a military playthrough
Is it fun?
I beat it as merc, freestalker, and the nato guys.
Merc was the most fun
Military is literally Mercs but worse
They have jack shit presence in the northern areas, nearly everyone hates you
It's not Monolith/SIN levels of kill-everyone-else but it's not sunshine and roses either
HE SAID THE THING
man......
tears are flowing it's over
@narrow lotus @coarse bear
I lost
I actually lost this time

did they whitewash yasuke
Shimura saying to young Jin "I will train you , are you ready?"
to which then present jin replies with "I am ready"
HOW MUCH MORE CINEMA CAN THIS GET MAN
Corpse ring is metal af
damn cannibals fucked up my goat.
I am packing all the heat rn
insane answer
so much for pinging u
too late for that now
I like the idea of being a disguised spetsnaz soldier. Its kinda on par with what they and other interior ministry guys do
Yes im a freestalker
Why do you ask
🫶
Welsh cannibals no doubt
they were naked, covered in paint, and screaming about meat, so prob
siege hammer is so fun
What the hell is that?
Gun.
the king of performative larpers
he's in drama for scamming artists rn i think
it was like hey can u do art
and the person is like yeah
make it
yea as far I know he just didnt pay what he owed
and then after the fact he's like "i'll only pay half cause you do nsfw shit"
even though they stated so before taking the job
he also snaked asmongold too
iirc he like edited out his face in a music video
placed like a WoW murloc over him
after leeching clout off him
pretty scummy if you ask me
like who
d4ve or whatever?

the pedo guy that killed an underage girl he was grooming and left her body in a tesla he owned
he also larps fandoms
I hate him for that
if I ever see im in real life i'm gonna rip him in twain
wasnt it confirmed that he wasnt the killer?
when bbyno$ makes a tarkov related video, but he has internal mosin mags in his rig 
he prolly was in a relationship with a minor but there was something about him not killing her
bro there is no universe where he isn't.
literally his car btw
i havent kept up with the details of ts since it came out but he 100% killed her
rotting body in d4vids trunk? nahhhh couldnt have been him
why would he be such a dumbass to leave her remains in his own car
??? Why would he kill her?
that's already an irrational action
there was another recent incident not too long ago where there was a rotting childs body stuffed in blankets in someones car
got found cause the smell was so bad
what a retarded argument
why didn't the murderer pedophile behave completely rationally after a series of irrational actions
Hell yeah
Idk just other influencers
what is that sentence
I realized that being the youngest silbling means I will probably see everyone of my family members die
actual peak
you can change that

I appreciate your confidence in me
but I cannot find the holy grail even if I could
how to spot ai
All my grandparents are dead
and my dad is also dead
looks some shit russia would unironically make
david?
nah
baltimore lady
we were talking about him, then i mentioned a similar case that happened
oh ok
i cant read
look up 6b49
they reinvented the fucking aventail
this is meant for cold protection in arctic environments
6b49 is for ballistic protection
Fucking 
let's see waht do they got in today's addition 
@coarse bear @narrow lotus
insane that u can read the paper normally without clicking the read button for hte menu to pop up
are you gonna actually finish the game this time 
I played a bunch of peak after I decided to take a break from rdr2
do not give me that crap
Bros got that tier 2 traders drip
I dont care 
why would you reply to a picture of a cute cat with that.
cola being censored lmao
ok , so do I 
@grizzled meadow
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What


A muscle mommy would fix all my problems... 
@river zealot @narrow lotus
see tomboys are like slightly gey
muscle mommies are gey as fuck
just say you want a muscular dude to pipe and dominate you


Wait but what if ur muscular yourself and want to create the Ultimate specimen offspring
???
??? 
then its as straight as it gets
strong genepool
this aint mewgenics lil bro
???
what am i reading today
all i feel i can post is question marks
artyom cannot handle a woman to be stronger than him
????????????
what am i seeing
that's why artem is gei
most women are stronger than him
Oil up
however this means he needs one with cerebral palsy since thats the only way one wouldnt be as strong
is artyom admiting to goy fantasies
thee i am going to spin you around on my dick like a rotor blade
bayblade let it rip
Get to the choppa 🗣️
yeah bro. we are gey.
we fuck dudes here.


This reminded me about the video on reddit where a midget dude was hitting it from behind and the mf started spinning like a windmill blade 
That's one hell of a sentence
What the fuck how does that happen
Although I know exactly the video you're talking about
Wait I'll try to look it up
No its okay
Please don't
i know that
So you do want to see it
@primal kayak
Commence the search.
Which one of you was the carjacker
Not gonna find it, they deleted it probably
mate i completely forgot how insane rdr2 was
Nah, but 
Imagine a clock, you know how most of them are round and have a middle point where the clock hands are fixed
Now imagine one of the clock hands as a midget
He's "connected"
Into the clock, in the middle point
And he decides to do a full 360 spin while being connected
For visualization purposes
Stupid clanker
NOOOOOOO the tire launching guys got shrimped by the Big Tire 😭
Why is this what I open discord too

I miss when games reward mechanical gameplay and teamwork
Yt engagement won't make itself
"motion" 

environmental storytelling
Jarate
@dusk raven another example of regent being the worst class 
it basically takes 3 energy and 5 stars because it takes 2 stars to build that much energy

1 energy is too much so you need to generate 3 energy with 2 stars?
oh you mean it's 3 energy and 5 stars cause you need to generate stars not energy
not instantly but i got it
like it costs 1 energy
for 4 plating
for 50% less plating when it's useless after like 2 turns
yea but it doesnt consume one entire turn which you could spend on damage instead of making stars on regent for example
like yes you caan technically make it a 2 energy 5 stars for 8 plating
but that requires the chest which has the delayed star generation effect and you don't have retain on the plating card
She looks like that badly edited image of the sloth from Ice age
Sorry not the sloth
Iedy vibes
looks like the kind of person to:
Have a fine arts degree
Work at star bucks
Arts degrees dont need to exist
make it clap for a real one









