🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

@eager igloo

how would you harm me

@river zealot

lets add you to the mix

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1482984487917977610/The_D-Boy_Drip.mp4?ex=69b8f06e&is=69b79eee&hm=794e818d30627d54ac89f9393ba5d1426c15be161092d5d481f09578e65c9099&

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-bag-badass-nailed-it-gif-15414638

[naive bison]

bluesky humor

[naive bison]

it's still cold in russia

wait a couple months

when they drop

right onto your forehead

[coarse bear]

✂️ 🥚🥚

[slender rock]

they drop what 0.5mm more than usual?

that ain't much

[frail scaffold]

thats like 2 feet for someone with dwarfism

[slender rock]

shit, that's true

damn

here I am being ablist and shit

I am going to hell already so

might as well as fun before purgatory

[naive bison]

bro someone in a diff server in the cursed channel posted a gif of a guy with his balls hanging like 50cm down

@narrow lotus you might find it if u dig around

[slender rock]

detached ballsack syndrome

[naive bison]

to get testicular torsion, his ballsack needs to tie a noose and hang the nuts

[slender rock]

draggin that shit on the ground

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1470149201118761214/52d6ac4e771870be7250e7804c3b730c06eae127d50fdb9f706999042be60526_1.mp4.mp4?ex=69b90be3&is=69b7ba63&hm=e3b3cc0ac2545e68d2cd71cde99edb109aa7e3c6216ce2bb4f771320f5ea97e8&

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

thats valid

[naive bison]

concrete sfx from scp-173 in SCP containment breach

[slender rock]

I had a gif from a CSS server that had a dude stick his nuts up in his assholre.

how he managed that is

[frail scaffold]

me and who

[slender rock]

I don't know

can't be real i guesS?

[naive bison]

@river zealot skufication complete

total speedrun

@coarse bear

moving like a 35 year old balding welder

bro you cannot be serious

why do your hands look like voldemort

https://tenor.com/view/voldemort-lord-voldemort-fuch-you-angry-harry-potter-memes-gif-2778441546002975604

[vast wren]

just bought battlefield 5 for my husband, playing together when gets home is pretty fun

[river zealot]

Why are we pulling up messages from yesterday

[naive bison]

i read chats from when i went offline

[vast wren]

are you italian american perchance?

[slender rock]

Nope

[naive bison]

black sun tattooed lower on the arm

[coarse bear]

Give that young American some Pepto Bismol

[naive bison]

we dont like your kind around here

[river zealot]

🐘

[vast wren]

well aware of that aye

[naive bison]

wdym

[vast wren]

nevermind

[naive bison]

oh god you're french as well 😭

[vast wren]

its stella

[naive bison]

ah i thought you were some new guy

i was gonna make a joke where i seem homophobic and then turn it around saying "we don't like people giving EA money around here"

[naive bison]

dang it

[vast wren]

one profile change is like the spy changing Identities

[naive bison]

well youre french so i still win in the end

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[coarse bear]

Well, Stella is an Italian immigrant to France

[vast wren]

just says that on my citizenship, I'm a sicillian

[frail scaffold]

12 year old me thought dudes with this were the ELITE pc gamers

[slender rock]

Yep

It was just dell's gamer brand of lineup for over priced bullshit

[naive bison]

first ever recorded case of integration from an immigrant to europe

[frail scaffold]

me hearing my buddy with the alienware laptop boot up minecraft in 2011

https://klipy.com/gifs/fixed-the-top-gun2trailer-jet

[vast wren]

only because I forgot to be sicillian now, my native langauge is basically french, I cant speak italian anymore

[coarse bear]

@edgy abyss you must save this individual

[pale ingot]

y r they sending stroking tutorials in the context tab

[naive bison]

dont even need a tutorial

im self taught

[pale ingot]

im very proud of you xal

can you show the class

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/turbulance-gif-9515879483431059073

everybody strap your seatbelts

[sacred mountain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/774294154276241428/1482882858476507306/ssstwitter.com_1773609286433.mp4?ex=69b891c8&is=69b74048&hm=ebca24cf2bd8c471b123e2556dded582ec0d713be6af6c23cee9da9eae7e791a&

[coarse bear]

Write it down, folks
Xal wants you to strap

[naive bison]

stay strapped or get clapped, foo

https://tenor.com/view/goon-gif-16141171752242823506

[edgy abyss]

Brother, I almost had a stroke reading it, I'm not risking its transportation

Anyway, @nimble thorn , where's my god damn slur you coward!?

[grizzled meadow]

Bondulance

[edgy abyss]

Falco, tell azu that he can call me a slur he came up specifically for me in #╟❓general-offtopic

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/interesting-eyebrow-kevin-nash-LKf4i5Tvt7mE0

[naive bison]

not like that

[minor cypress]

Eldar son or Slasheshi daughter?

[edgy abyss]

What's the difference?

[grizzled meadow]

50€

[edgy abyss]

Take it out of my pay

[narrow lotus]

[vast wren]

what the fuck is that in

christ, they gave the g3 the draco treatment

[quaint ore]

Fireball generator

[vast wren]

cant hit shit except the civillians along the sidewalk

[quaint ore]

I want to see a coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb scenario but its american hood gangsters vs BOPE

[vast wren]

national guard got too tired and decided to just call down unguided bombs on uncontrollable riots

[quaint ore]

Some mf kills a cop, they make a reprisal raid and kill 500 of them

[naive bison]

i dont think u can use that acronym

[quaint ore]

Actually happened a few months ago

Btw

[naive bison]

500 people dead is like the 10 year amount of "unarmed" amount of black ppl shot by cops no

[quaint ore]

That seems to just be the kill count of the usual BOPE raid in brazil

[naive bison]

i think we should let in 5 million brazilians

brazilians are consistently the most disgusting e-sports fans btw

the amount of death threats is insane

and also weird homo-erotic homophobia

the "you're gei but im gonna rape you in the ass" type

[quaint ore]

You mean the same shit russia does

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

that's mostly all the prison culture retards

but yeah ive seen that here too

its rly weird

[quaint ore]

Fucking

Seryoga228 threatening to assfuck a gae dude

[crimson mantle]

https://youtu.be/6UaIN2_xVPI

[naive bison]

the number 24 is gei in brazil btw
because the 24th card on a popular brazil card game is the deer card, and the word for deer sounds similar to a homophobic slur

#24 soccer jerseys are worn as punishment

[minor cypress]

Good point, didn't the eldar end up partying so hard they birthed Slaanesh out of sheer overindulgence.

Idk my 40k lore isnt that strong

[naive bison]

people make birthday candle setups that say 23+1

not even joking

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[edgy abyss]

Yep, the entirety of the eldar race decided to raw dog so hard they birthed Slanesh. 90% of the race died off from super STD, half of the survivors now permanently wear full body condoms while the other half embraced the power of STDs

[lyric reef]

What do you mean what is it in? might be a photoshop or real where someone had the parts laying around and did a funny

[tidal trellis]

anyyywayyy how's everyone's day going

[minor cypress]

Wait what super std? Or do you just mean chaos in general?

[tidal trellis]

Good? Bad?

[minor cypress]

Plus the whole dark eldar split when it was kinda evil elves vs evil pirate elves.

[edgy abyss]

Chaos is an std

[coarse bear]

Sidenote: All of them are now barely able to conceive children

[minor cypress]

Daemonculaba

[edgy abyss]

In 40k there are space elves, space rape elves and space pirate elves

[minor cypress]

And the space rape elves aren't slanesh related?

[edgy abyss]

If the last time you put a dick in someone it gave the Galaxy itself a fuck hole, you'd be cautious too

[vast wren]

there you go

[edgy abyss]

[edgy abyss]

All elves are Slanesh related

[quaint ore]

Not really, they essentially stave it off by outraping it

[fossil swan]

dawg

[quaint ore]

Dark eldar and slaaneshi cultists are competitive rapists

[fossil swan]

imma kill this coldnwith ibuprofen fr

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

[minor cypress]

At least khorne just kills you

[edgy abyss]

You are giving space rape elves too much credit. They stave it off by going "see babe! I'm just like you! Fr, fr, no cap, on god!"

[minor cypress]

Imagine being an elf stranded on the desert with no water, but if you feel too thirsty and fantasize about water too much, demons appear because lust.

[quaint ore]

In conclusion: Emperor should have sent his 10 thousand custodes and several knight houses to burn comorragh down

COMORRAGH DELENDA EST

[minor cypress]

Or something like that. No clue how sensitive 40k's rules are.

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/carthago-delenda-est-cato-the-elder-carthage-must-be-destroyed-senator-cato-gif-11123048547674599822

[edgy abyss]

Jaghatai is working on that

[minor cypress]

Are the orks pretty terrible? I always figured they were obnoxious but low tier on the evil scale

Little mushroom dudes

[quaint ore]

Orks are fucking barbarians lol

[minor cypress]

Well yeah

[quaint ore]

As in savage type barbarians

They eat people

[edgy abyss]

Brother, orks are the only ones that are having the best of times in 40k

[quaint ore]

And use them as slaves

[minor cypress]

But compared to literally everything else in 40k

At least the orks are exactly what they tell you on the tin

[quaint ore]

They are simpler evil yeah

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bizzarre-greatmomentswith-family-thought-AnvO95KQHHt8JCAj03

[quaint ore]

You can reason with them too

Imperium hired ork mercenaries

Sometimes

[edgy abyss]

In terms of mortality, orks might actually be the good guys in 40k

[naive bison]

ive been telling that to @river zealot but he just calls me slurs

[minor cypress]

They just want to exist. Its not like termanids trying to consume everything

[edgy abyss]

Everyone else are there to either kill you or eat you for some sort of gain while orks fight for the love it

[minor cypress]

They are just unfortunately space brits.

[quaint ore]

Русня в стойло

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-gmod-garrys-mod-uma-musume-explode-gif-5761653789803854245

[naive bison]

🖐🏿

[fossil swan]

@naive bison @narrow lotus @river zealot Nikitas chair

[edgy abyss]

I wish Azu would call me a slur

[naive bison]

ive seen an exquisite cuck lounge

a room with no door in sight of the bed with a leather sofa

[minor cypress]

Why don't we have some emperor driven psyop division that spreads propaganda to orks to make them believe the chaos gods are weak or something?

[naive bison]

shut up freak

[quaint ore]

The idea that orks bend reality is overexagerrated

They cant change the galaxy as a whole

[edgy abyss]

The fuck? No! Brits fucked over a large part of the world out of greed! Orks do it for the lolz

[quaint ore]

Brits just do it for the love of the game too towards the end

Nothing like me and the boys covering the local indian in jam so we could play golf

[edgy abyss]

Azu said he has a slur specifically for me, but he was afraid he'd get banned for saying it.
I gave him full permission and even got Dry to back me up but he bitched out

[naive bison]

i dont care

idk who tf azu is bro

[quaint ore]

There is a racial slur for Lithuanians btw

[edgy abyss]

I do ❤️

[naive bison]

all offtoptards are the same

they blend in

[quaint ore]

Its made by russians and its the most pussy ass sounding slur i heard

[naive bison]

legit the meme of 10000 buzz lightyear toys on the shelves

[edgy abyss]

Tell me, I must know

[quaint ore]

"Labasy"

Those mf just made our greeting into a slur

[edgy abyss]

Labas ir tau

[quaint ore]

And they think its insulting us

[edgy abyss]

I swear, if that's the weak ass shit that azu had for me I'll ban him for sucking that much and not for the "slur"

[quaint ore]

[minor cypress]

But they can take the extra jam home

[naive bison]

@river zealot @narrow lotus ???

[narrow lotus]

last sentence

yooo

[river zealot]

this guy cant rotate an apple in his head

[naive bison]

rotating his mother on my cock in my mind-rape dungeon

spinning her like a beyblade

[naive bison]

also statue pfp - indian

[minor cypress]

Its indian

[naive bison]

so thats why the last sentence

https://tenor.com/br7dymaQPGX.gif

[minor cypress]

Schizo

[naive bison]

saying that about my goat is crazy

[lyric reef]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-mind-ravaged-conflict-chicken-gif-19902706

[vast wren]

who up thinkin in they mind fortress

[naive bison]

tumblr dialog

[naive bison]

good, his gun sucks ass in tarkov

he should be upset

[vale sand]

at this point there's just a handful of sentences left that were previously unspoken

what the fuck

[naive bison]

CONSENSUALLY

[naive bison]

@vale sand

response to this

crazy tweet

[vale sand]

dude has access to AutoCad: Rape Edition

[river zealot]

AHAHAHAHAH

[naive bison]

indian flag as the logo

[visual stirrup]

Kill him

do it now

[naive bison]

sorry

[river zealot]

has access to bender instead of blender

[naive bison]

not indian

south african flag

remember the 1/4 stat?

[vale sand]

you know, you always pick and choose what you "disavow" to, I have absolutely no idea what the criteria for that is though

[naive bison]

i disavow that tweet

[visual stirrup]

fastest plagiarist

[river zealot]

i did say i was stealing it

i just

borrowed it

its not stealing if the owner knows

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ss14-space-station-14-true-truth-hypertorus-fusion-reactor-gif-8260227211910689378

[visual stirrup]

you were an intermediary in an interaction between sniper and 3trees

[coarse bear]

Open brainfart
Look inside
Russians (lumping artyom in on purpose)

[visual stirrup]

I only count when there's a shortage of russians

I am the american in a room full of europeans
and a russian in a room full of americans

[naive bison]

dry demodded and banned

[coarse bear]

Schrodinger's slav

[lyric reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/buddy-atla

[naive bison]

that meme of uganda president talking about ugandans drafted into the war on the side of russia

[vale sand]

calm down, casting couch is on another server

[naive bison]

everyone hates you basically

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-brooklyn-nine-nine-b99-terry-crews-terry-jeffords-gif-13703698

[minor cypress]

He must touch the wall

[visual stirrup]

has nothing to do with my ethnicity

[naive bison]

usually he just touches iedy

[stone blade]

Thank fuck toyotama has 17 areas to liberate instead of the bullshit 24 in izuhara

[naive bison]

it has everything to do with ethnicity always

[lyric reef]

it means hes fucked.

[minor cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xal_typing.gif

[naive bison]

Karl Marx spent his adult life getting money from his dad and neglecting his family

source: Karl Marx' dad

Marx was the first larper socialist

cause he legit invented it

[visual stirrup]

the Atlas Shrugged movie being crowd funded is almost as good

"The question isn't who's going to help, but who's going to stop me."
-woman who accomplished nothing

"The quetion"

[lyric reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881627280835743754/1144018434007519262/1137867428676763719.gif

[naive bison]

skill issue what

[lyric reef]

his writing sucked.

[naive bison]

yeah we know bro

[coarse bear]

A new name pog

[fossil swan]

dawg wtf happening

[naive bison]

didnt he come up with the labour theory of value

[fossil swan]

romania keeps moving

military vehicles

just saw another 30 or so humvees be moved

[naive bison]

that basically a thing's worth only relates to the effort it took in producing?

that's fully retarded

[drowsy solstice]

[naive bison]

like straight up

[coarse bear]

Romania when it steals the tectonic plate

[storm stream]

incredible swipe

I mean steal

[naive bison]

romanians reached iran and now stole american humvees

devious lick

[coarse bear]

Swiper no swiping

[fossil swan]

true

[naive bison]

remember the russia ukraine meme

made in arma

the gypsies running away with tanks in wheelbarrows

[fossil swan]

thats

true

nobody can invade romania because

the gypsies are like the amish

[coarse bear]

Inbred?

[fossil swan]

you shoot their barn down they build it back in 15 seconds

[fossil swan]

that too

[lyric reef]

cut me some slack im on day 3 of withdrawals from meds you arent supposed to stop taking cold turkey. im basically a chimpanzee behind a keyboard right now

[minor cypress]

I saw a humvee fly over my house

[fossil swan]

what

[naive bison]

what?

[coarse bear]

What's this make you feel

[naive bison]

i wasnt asking you

[fossil swan]

fuh

i have to play tarkov

[naive bison]

if you are having withdrawals from not using meds in a way you arent supposed to - thats entirely on you, buddy retard

[lyric reef]

I thought david Bowie was dead

[naive bison]

low iq low cortisol yep

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-level-gif-2410901269072201082

[stoic girder]

Is Romania going to war?

[fossil swan]

[fossil swan]

hope not

[stoic girder]

Who's oil are they going to steal?

[naive bison]

romanian military gonna be using on-site procurement like in metal gear as military doctrine

[coarse bear]

Yeah, @pale ingot is a front liner

[storm stream]

as if any chigan could build a barn

[naive bison]

cooking oil

[lyric reef]

ran out and cant get new prescription until next doctor visit

[naive bison]

go ot doctor then dumbass

its literally that easy

wait let me guess - american?

[fossil swan]

read this wrong

[stoic girder]

Iedy is going to get drafted

[fossil swan]

cant say either

[fossil swan]

nope

[naive bison]

they dont accept seniors

[lyric reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/space-jam-remark

[fossil swan]

hes in the important workers category

they dont take teachers

or healthcare people

[stoic girder]

W

Shit jobs pay off.

[jovial haven]

No

Atleast in Germany

[stoic girder]

Germany will just draft you based on your ethnicity

[jovial haven]

Not really but ok

[naive bison]

wym

[jovial haven]

Nvm it pays well, just not for entry level

[stoic girder]

I'm memeing.

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/elcy-elcyami-buppy-dog-vrchat-gif-9731002802056840035

[coarse bear]

@narrow lotus come get your new gif

[narrow lotus]

ugly aah character what is that'

[vale sand]

feed it to @lean nest

make it autoban

[deft crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114209874767781938/1283914169149820951/caption.gif

[cedar ridge]

This system lmao

[minor cypress]

Benzo brain zaps upon ye

[coarse bear]

You laugh but it works

[naive bison]

jordan peterson red like a tomato.png

[cedar ridge]

I laugh at people who will get kicked by being dumb

The system itself is cool I think

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2033111657350598820

Cool Box Art (@CoolBoxArt)

Linux (for PlayStation 2) Release 1.0 / PlayStation 2 / SCEA / 2002

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 15, 2026, 9:22 AM

[narrow lotus]

@idle sage

tagged wrong samantha ok

[drowsy solstice]

[narrow lotus]

@weak jackal

[naive bison]

against who bro 🥀

jk rowling would be the leader in that faction

[narrow lotus]

Patriarchy

[drifting mantle]

Is that Greek territory?

[naive bison]

i wanna rip a rude loud fart but im in uni class

just 1% of the torment jesus felt

[coarse bear]

Just time it with a cough

[stoic girder]

Why would Patriarchy be against lesbians? Girls kissing is hot.

[weak jackal]

we ride to battle at dawn

[naive bison]

against who

[naive bison]

its tru

[naive bison]

hes right

[weak jackal]

Ai datacenters I guess

seems like a good enemy

[drifting mantle]

They take away other girls

[naive bison]

what is a dacia

is it renault

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[naive bison]

oh

[narrow lotus]

Dacia is Romanian version

But its owned by Renault Group

[naive bison]

boooooooooo

what is voxhaul then

[narrow lotus]

Opel

[naive bison]

ag

ah

[narrow lotus]

with the steering wheel in the ditch

[deft crescent]

Where my german speaking bros at?

[narrow lotus]

Fun fact : Renaults are built in Romania too but they are not sold here , they are being exported

[naive bison]

too expensive for a romanian

[narrow lotus]

so Russians get Renault Duster for example while we get Dacia

[stoic girder]

Easier to break into?

[narrow lotus]

and iirc the Renaults have different engines

like diesels as well in the lineup

here we dont

fuck Russia once again

[vale sand]

assembly in romania, shipment to other countries, disassembly in romania

[naive bison]

[narrow lotus]

its really easy , the frame is so shit you can kick your way into the car

[naive bison]

lesbian marriage statistics

speed nod

man i am not feeling good

feeling angry and annoyed

for 0 reason

fuck you all guys

maybe its the cheap energy drink i had

[drowsy solstice]

Symptom of being online

Or that

[weak jackal]

yeah quick get offline

it helps

[cunning lance]

https://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=BD9mGqDJb3qnCFVr

Brainfart special

[drowsy solstice]

Is that gianni

[naive bison]

no

[weak jackal]

yes indeedy

[naive bison]

one of us tells lies

the other tells the truth

[weak jackal]

one of us tells the truth

the other tells lies

[drowsy solstice]

Morpheus ass choice

[naive bison]

which pill am i

[vale sand]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmJ1dWlibG5xa3F4MnMxMnF6Y2E3ZGJpZTBwbjU1NWJxeHh4YW0yciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Kcgo9obAr41FllUH0S/giphy.gif

[weak jackal]

some sort of pill that fell on the floor and rolled under a couch that you only discover months later

[weak jackal]

I wanna be trash I love trash

[naive bison]

ah you blocked me, why check my messages loser idiot

🖕🏿

[weak jackal]

It's like opening up a little envelope

[narrow lotus]

[weak jackal]

it's funny

[naive bison]

envelope that stabs you with needles

fuck you

anthrax attack

[weak jackal]

owie ouch owie

[storm stream]

Drink coffee like a normal person

[naive bison]

no milk

[weak jackal]

what was in those needles uh-oh

[naive bison]

• if i did i woulda shat myself

[stoic girder]

Taiwan is going to pop off

[naive bison]

we do not care

[weak jackal]

The taiwan century is about to begin lesgooo

[naive bison]

the chud does not concern himself with things happening

[stoic girder]

RIP RAM.

[naive bison]

all i need in life is

to tarkov to boot up

[naive bison]

to youtube to play videos

to discord to load

and for groceries to stay cheap

[weak jackal]

what do I do in this situation

[fossil swan]

die

[coarse bear]

You can drink coffee without milk, yes

[storm stream]

Sweet cream is better if you have small cups. Also perhaps condensed milk, but I've never used it

[coarse bear]

[narrow lotus]

I drink black coffee

[fossil swan]

bro

[vale sand]

some server hosters upped their prices yesterday, i got like 5 emails, compared the prices to one of those small computers and was amazed how cheap they got, fun fact, they have no ram and no ssd installed in them

[fossil swan]

black coffee goat

lowk

might drink some when we hop on for ur snowball

and tbees

thees

[naive bison]

@weak jackal

[vale sand]

they now list the slots as features instead of the installed hardware

[naive bison]

bro fuck you

deadass

[coarse bear]

???

[vale sand]

he cranky for some reason

[weak jackal]

did the cheater kill the boss instead of the player cause he was between them in the firefight

[weak jackal]

probably due to lack of coffee

[narrow lotus]

Fuck this

[naive bison]

Benjamin Netanyahu pulling the strings controlling everything, now they are circumsizing computers bro 😭

[fresh rose]

He didn't eat brunch

[weak jackal]

ongod we all circumsized in this chat

[naive bison]

boss died so the player who killed the boss pays the price

[coarse bear]

Benjie working from the grave

[naive bison]

[vale sand]

not even kidding

[stoic girder]

[naive bison]

my goat would never be dead bro

[vale sand]

literally listed as "0 mb ram" and "no disk"

[drowsy solstice]

Good news when

[naive bison]

thats so fucking disgusting honestly

[weak jackal]

anyway I'm gonna go play world of warcraft, bye chat

I hope no global events occur

[coarse bear]

Gimme a server with NUFFIN

[stoic girder]

You woke up today

[vale sand]

But they still list the slots, as if they were occupied, they are literally betting on people not knowing the difference

[naive bison]

ai generated video, thought you hated ai data centers

hypocrite loser idiot

[narrow lotus]

i think i saw a couple of heading that way

[weak jackal]

saw a video with sunlight and assumed it was fake smh

go outside

[storm stream]

You, budy

[naive bison]

i dont get it

is it racism

i am incapable of racism

so i cant fill the gap in

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-cha-cha-cha-certain-group-of-people-you-know-what-im-talking-about-christmas-gif-15949342514030568754

[vale sand]

your girlfriend can attest

[naive bison]

xalrider
girlfriend

[fresh rose]

You are too big for the gap it seems

[naive bison]

alriiiiiiiiiiight

[coarse bear]

The lie detector we installed in brainfart has been going off louder than usual

[vale sand]

look, i am giving you the benefit of the doubt

[naive bison]

am i too big or too small

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

can you guys pick one

[naive bison]

oh

IT WAS RACISM

[storm stream]

Ey Tony, get this guy a PC with nothin'!

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-homer-simpson-homero-homero-simpson-lie-detector-gif-13996868

"i am incapable of raci-"

[fresh rose]

You dont fit doorways

[acoustic delta]

aha

[coarse bear]

Josta alt?

[coarse bear]

[fresh rose]

I cant post the Lego guillotine gif

[naive bison]

coulda named any faction and the answer would be yes

[fresh rose]

Cause mobile discord swapped the gif provider on my phone

Kill everyone

[vale sand]

nvm that was mean

[weak jackal]

"are you in the ebonheart pact?"

[naive bison]

in the words of Driver Nephi

"Get fucked."

[naive bison]

"I'M IN PROPHECY MANAGEMENT"

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1447181952493944873/G7WogosWAAIxWwt.gif?ex=69b88c78&is=69b73af8&hm=22b5f77e5efd4eeb6d25757acf1b8f720f1e4998cc963c8c0044111987efa35b&

[naive bison]

this would kill vargskelethor joel

iykyk

[naive bison]

bro is that chris moltisanti

Moltisication is crazy

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stalker-files-j0WpmnkCQEIFgneXKk

[vale sand]

looks like a gypsy version of stromae

[naive bison]

all that needed to happen was a little war to make you forget the world is ran by satanic pedophiles

[naive bison]

condensed milk is too sweet

you need to add no sugar

and its still too sweet

[narrow lotus]

six seven

[vale sand]

nothing happened before the war either, you'll see action whenever most of the people on the list are dead

[naive bison]

drink it black if youre inbred idc

[vale sand]

and even that's unlikely

[stoic girder]

Bro, leaders talking about ancient prophecies on national television is just reinforcing it.

[naive bison]

what prophecies

[narrow lotus]

Epstein Files on his shoulder

[naive bison]

he had a tattoo that said "LOVE EVERYONE, ALL LIVES MATTER, NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL"

[naive bison]

idk why they chose to censor that

[deft crescent]

Wholesome posting 🥹

[stoic girder]

It was the "ALL LIVES MATTER" part.

[vale sand]

all you need is the minecraft wiki to uncensor it

[naive bison]

2 thunderbolts because the idea of equality energized him

[naive bison]

insert windows logo joke

[storm stream]

[naive bison]

he was gei, gordon freeman?

the strong, silent type

[sacred mountain]

hell nah bro joker irl became a boxer bruh 🥀

[drifting mantle]

He was a boxer even before his appearance on the Internet, if I recall correctly

[naive bison]

he fought the supa hot fire guy

[cedar ridge]

[naive bison]

the guy did a roman salute after the fight

the race war happened

and nobody knew

and we won as well

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2033030452781457522

horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

off brand sprite making my tummy feel funny

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 15, 2026, 4:00 AM

[arctic pawn]

for real

they dont even talk on brainfart

losers x100

[dreamy flax]

@rare parrot (king_bitch_) has been banned for reason: Annoying fuck in VC , sosal fuck outta here

[sacred mountain]

Damn, bitch got jumped

[naive bison]

ggs

[wet horizon]

Good Job , iedy

GAMMA is in good hands

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus we know its you bro log off

"pulok" is a subtle reference to the word "Pula" - cock in romanian

[wet horizon]

Shut up dog

[naive bison]

yep its him

https://tenor.com/ohtzHEo44Mm.gif

[narrow lotus]

VC talking about how dogshit hassan is crazy

oh , i got a DM

[sacred mountain]

https://fixvx.com/netanyahu/status/2033515975379911114

Bro i love how they ragebaited big yahu so much he had to post his proof of being alive

Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו (@netanyahu)

שומרים על ההנחיות ומנצחים ביחד >>

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 16, 2026, 12:09 PM

[narrow lotus]

nvm is the ruskie toxic shit sending a DM

[naive bison]

he was supposed to get banned yesterday but nothing ever happens

[narrow lotus]

and now they are talking about Pegging in VC

[solar breach]

Clearly AI

[coarse bear]

Share it with the class

[narrow lotus]

PEG HIM TO DEATH OK MAN

WHAT IS VC TALKINGA BOUT

[prisma venture]

Wot

[naive bison]

if xalrider is on discord - Big Ben is alive and well

[prisma venture]

I just came to this chat

[solar breach]

This is why VC sucks

[uneven void]

join up on the vc

we having fun

[sacred mountain]

no

[minor cypress]

The plot thickens

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-17449746

[naive bison]

Mutual servers: Tel Aviv Local Discord

[uneven void]

suit yourself

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-kelly-mac-mcdonald-mac-charlie-gif-7920656350703000840

[prisma venture]

Rather go on pint

[narrow lotus]

the great trans wars

[naive bison]

oh brother

i CANNOT speak

if i do

insane amounts of trouble

[visual stirrup]

speak anyway

(your honor, I am not responsible for the following)

[naive bison]

nice try mr Khamenei

[visual stirrup]

(I was not goading him)

[coarse bear]

Xalrider joins that VC and we get 10 new reports with full recordings

[visual stirrup]

in 4K

[naive bison]

why do you think i stay in epstein island vc aka tarkov vc

everyone has blackmail on everyone

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-ear-mosquito-monteiro-gabriel-gif-4549468560321604478

[naive bison]

mutually assured destruction

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[naive bison]

me telling iedy to post things i cant because hes a mod and can get away with it

[narrow lotus]

if im gone we are all gone

[visual stirrup]

good ending

[naive bison]

we're gonna kill you like epstein

[narrow lotus]

wait Epstein is dead?

[naive bison]

no im right here bro

[visual stirrup]

grok sees that brainfart has fallen and decides that there's no reason to work on GAMMA

[river zealot]

""""""kill"""""

[naive bison]

there is legit a non-zero chance i myself am Jeffrey Epstein

cause how would you know?

[sacred mountain]

There is also a kettle orbiting around the sun

[minor cypress]

Sniper would at least rattle the tard cage for a bit

[visual stirrup]

Epstein was occasionaly described as charismatic

so, no

[narrow lotus]

he pulled Ghislaine Maxwell

[naive bison]

alright man come on now

[visual stirrup]

nobody would describe xal as charismatic

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-360-cat-360-slurp-cat-360-milk-gif-2481835469465894218

iedy post the Ghislain Maxwell beach picture

[narrow lotus]

I will never forgive the secret services censoring Ghislaine in Bikini in a random pool but not Prince Andrew

fuck you

[uneven void]

rule 2 guys rule 2 🤓

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

"how dare you hide this video from me for 2 seconds" youtube comment aah

[sacred mountain]

Why you have a gaping kermit as a pfp

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/james-doakes-iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

The Stretcher ??

[uneven void]

He's just chillin'

[minor cypress]

Damn its not even bait. Just goatse kermit

Kermit suicide

[naive bison]

[arctic pawn]

finally someone let me out of my cage

[arctic pawn]

forgot the rest of the lyrics

[naive bison]

despite all my rage
im still just a ra- oh neat

[visual stirrup]

but are you doing just fine?

https://tenor.com/view/waving-hand-the-killers-brandon-flowers-mr-brightside-music-video-gif-6119424831943402758

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1435705077074628680/1483046971827687594/Screenshot_20260313_212645_Instagram.jpg?ex=69b92a9f&is=69b7d91f&hm=3bb0e9e0bddb12993ffd25517d6396be0daf41b421e8861f9e9a11b4c317f3fb&

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/xMkCOTSjMIA

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/liapozila-lia-pozila-tabby-cat-gif-1189558456123741602

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1483095022202261675/ssstwitter.com_1762130288108.mov?ex=69b9575f&is=69b805df&hm=166bddbeaf2cd6051761eceb8fbaee2c5b07c4b809f692d7c98ebca55018642c&

[arctic pawn]

best penis music i ever heard in my life

[lyric reef]

Got a giggle

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-nuke-cod-call-of-duty-gif-1966125891403607483

[drowsy solstice]

Holy shit that slaps

[umbral field]

Do you own a firearm?

[pseudo robin]

i'm gumpin it i'm gumpin it awww jenny i'm gumpin it

[drowsy solstice]

Ltg the ad

[stone blade]

they are

[umbral field]

This is just the new yapping meter

[storm stream]

Are what?

[minor cypress]

@naive bison

[drifting mantle]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2033229251093135493

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

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FixupX · Mar 15, 2026, 5:10 PM

[narrow lotus]

biker's fault

[fading portal]

its always the bikers fault

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459707149570674860/1483118413294338178/FUN-hXPctArDFslP.mp4?ex=69b96d28&is=69b81ba8&hm=a6d1522ff043344542138e09d6a02c77a28286b9b015448e25e76c1a2e78856f&

[solar breach]

I'll never forgive Bethesda for soul trapping Saint Jiub

[river zealot]

p!bj all

[foggy mantle]

New game of blackjack started with Whole lotta goop with a bet of 🥞439!

Blackjack | Whole lotta goop

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

K❤ - 4♣
Value: 14

**Dealer hand**

J♣ - XX
Value: 10

Cards remaining: 22

Blackjack | Whole lotta goop

You won 🥞439

**Your hand**

K❤ - 4♣ - 7♠
Value: 21
Result: Win, 🥞439

​

​

**Dealer hand**

J♣ - J♠
Value: 20

Cards remaining: 21 | Want 250 free 🥞 ? Do p!claimrewards

[river zealot]

p!bj all

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 1 second to use this command again.

[river zealot]

you cant stop me iedy

p!bj all

[foggy mantle]

New game of blackjack started with Whole lotta goop with a bet of 🥞878!

Blackjack | Whole lotta goop

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

10❤ - 4♦
Value: 14

**Dealer hand**

3❤ - XX
Value: 3

Cards remaining: 17

Blackjack | Whole lotta goop

You lost 🥞878

**Your hand**

10❤ - 4♦ - J♣
Value: 24
Result: Bust, 🥞-878

​

​

**Dealer hand**

3❤ - XX
Value: 3

Cards remaining: 16 | Want 250 free 🥞 ? Do p!claimrewards

[river zealot]

FUCK

[narrow lotus]

@grizzled meadow can

[river zealot]

he is under my toes

[thick wadi]

[drifting mantle]

What based action did you take, to get the exile role?

[thick wadi]

what was the plan

[split canyon]

@drifting mantle ⠀

[river zealot]

robbed him

he still has money

do p!rob @narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

p!bj all

[foggy mantle]

New game of blackjack started with Iedy with a bet of 🥞1,609!

Blackjack | Iedy

You broke even

**Your hand**

K♣ - A❤
Value: Blackjack
Result: Push, 🥞 back

​

​

**Dealer hand**

A♣ - Q♠
Value: Blackjack

Cards remaining: 12

[narrow lotus]

bruh

p!dp all

[river zealot]

ROB HIM

DO IT NOW

DO IT

[narrow lotus]

p!dep all

[vale sand]

p!rob @narrow lotus

[river zealot]

DO IT

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transferred 🥞1,609 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

iedy doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[narrow lotus]

HAHA

[vale sand]

damn

time to demote then i guess

until the due is paid

[thick wadi]

[vale sand]

you will pay with your blood

[drifting mantle]

Broke ass bitch

[narrow lotus]

cant we give ourselves pancakes anyway

since we have the bot

[thick wadi]

money laundering

[narrow lotus]

like is the government stupid? just create more money lul

[vale sand]

simple rule of life, the property of others is more fun than just using your own

[drifting mantle]

Island club privileges

[vale sand]

why am i telling a romanian that

and now over with the cash

jokes aside, does that pancake currency do anything? i know someone got a custom role for having a lot

[narrow lotus]

i have no clue

i am not a discord gambler enthusiast

[drifting mantle]

You get a role for that???

[vale sand]

that is one hell of a sad sentence

[thick wadi]

you ban all the discord gamblers sniper

[vale sand]

double it and give it to the next person

[narrow lotus]

you ban all gamblers and furries

[vale sand]

now we talking

[river zealot]

tedelgamblero did

[drifting mantle]

Why would he?
He could make his own Discord casino instead and get a payday off of them

[river zealot]

i think he had like 7 million

but i think he left server

[thick wadi]

we had to talk him down from that hal

his plans were too grand

[vale sand]

i still think that my idea of a weekly mute-roulette would be fun, 250k and you get to mute someone for like 6 hours

[dreamy flax]

🏆 Current casino leaderboard

➡️ 1st iedy (:kekcoin: 10,018,288)
2nd shinesbarky (:kekcoin: 3,799,145)
3rd soundtrackj (:kekcoin: 2,315,000)
4th falco94 (:kekcoin: 2,314,685)
5th gumihogod (:kekcoin: 1,002,000)

[vale sand]

i pledged that idea already but i don't think upper management would be happy

[thick wadi]

stolen valor

[vale sand]

it's only fun if someone has to pay the price for it, a casino only works if someone loses

[drifting mantle]

Ah, hell nah...
I know a bunch of people in here who would mute me 💀

[vale sand]

it'd probably revive the channel but for all the wrong reasons

[drifting mantle]

New Art comission?

[arctic pawn]

@acoustic delta

[gilded blade]

@acoustic delta

[arctic pawn]

smile

[fallow trellis]

me rn

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/715668060362637404/1483072684597444618/bafkreicbdfdym4trqpiwj2uwlvfmqnvcra77zww4acrpbqpvtrf4vxy5om.webp?ex=69b94292&is=69b7f112&hm=88cc2daab4093af04789c927733c2b05a4b724c7014b584aa02e7f2a1bf18d0c&=&format=webp&width=897&height=1548

[grizzled meadow]

?

Yes I can

[lean oak]

How did she pull

[austere shadow]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDim6kZbcAIV1ri.jpg:large

This is me

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[naive bison]

surely he doesnt have a money printer

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[naive bison]

"prompt_master" brother blow it off clean

[naive bison]

me after calling cryon a monobrow indian for the umpteenth time

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1483082589039366214/RDT_20260316_1323595319542259021306901.jpg?ex=69b94bcb&is=69b7fa4b&hm=c2f42d74c6885b5c1f7793015ada2686d22330776d795e3f8ae07fa959d64c65&=&format=webp&width=515&height=824

kill every service worker

ALL OF THEM

no survivors

tip culture must end, even if it takes genocide

[coarse bear]

Xalrider advocating for socialism

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791246666384015391/1482857997981061180/armpit_jusu.mp4?ex=69b87aa0&is=69b72920&hm=6419afffb47d6b501aa5ecca9553ca01063904f67421c30bdb65d17674a400cb&

[naive bison]

whar

[naive bison]

its like one of those dumbass gamersupps flavors

[narrow lotus]

thats just ragebait lmao i would 100% post it on the google review page or whatever and get the retard fired

but tbf that is happening mostly in america

the audacity of this guy

[primal rapids]

At those prices that place doesn't deserve tipping

[solar breach]

We love predatory companies preying on addicts

[sacred mountain]

Rare xalrider w?

[narrow lotus]

i mean aside from that 10% of the bill is like an extra desert , drink or even another menu lmao

fuck them

[naive bison]

what

[solar breach]

Chicken and waffles for 18 bucks

[naive bison]

kill yourself retard

[sacred mountain]

I love you too hun

[solar breach]

Gamersupps entire business is just selling gooner shit to gooners

[naive bison]

it's prolly like 3$ to make 😭

[naive bison]

no their entire business is to give youtubers money

[solar breach]

True that too

But the fact that they are still around despite having so many sponsorships

Means there are losers who instead of getting their life together

Bought an anime girl tiddy cup

[coarse bear]

Ain't GamerSupps owned by a youtuber now

The sock guy

[naive bison]

jfc or whatever

[coarse bear]

Uhhhh no, the other one

[solar breach]

Schlatt

[coarse bear]

The one with ERA memes

[naive bison]

idk what ERA is

[solar breach]

Also Smi77y

[abstract ruin]

explosive reactive armor

dumbass

[solar breach]

Shocked Xal dosent know

[coarse bear]

Who the fuck is this greyname

[solar breach]

Considering Russian tank designers just LOVE the stuff

[coarse bear]

I only know about it because of the meme

[naive bison]

oh him

[solar breach]

Idk but he's got a killzone pfp

Very based

[naive bison]

exploding out my ass into your mouth

[abstract ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[coarse bear]

Should see a doctor about that, Xal

:(

[naive bison]

your mouth too

you're on the list now

[solar breach]

Xal i found some bowel meds on the stairs do you want them

[coarse bear]

You'll have to go enlist first

[naive bison]

are you a silent hill protag?

[solar breach]

No just went to a highschool with a drug problem

That's not a joke BTW found bowel meds and a perc on the stairwell once

[fallow trellis]

literally porn but ok

[primal rapids]

How do you know that though

[naive bison]

how do you know

[acoustic delta]

Cockrider

[fallow trellis]

made in india (part of asia)

[fallow trellis]

i drew porn before I went to lawschool

im not 100% certain but there are signs

[naive bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[solar breach]

Its pretty obvious its furry porn

You dont have to be epstein to figure that out

[fallow trellis]

well apparently you do according to them

i nver drew furry porn since I have no experience in that

I just drewthe regular stuff

[solar breach]

I mean dude at the desk literally has a comically large bulge

[solar breach]

You dont even need to zoom in like its just there

[fallow trellis]

you speak with such confidence and experience

[river zealot]

get in vc you little fucker

[naive bison]

man stop stalking me

[solar breach]

I was a teenager once.

[naive bison]

im gonna finish these chips and gonna go get water from outside

[upper shore]

how does one draw regular porn? are you a tattoo artist putting photo realistic women onto bikers?

[solar breach]

Pin ups are a lost art

[river zealot]

we are tarkoving it

[fallow trellis]

no i was once a degenerate making scraps in twitter

[fallow trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[naive bison]

why is he so angry

[upper shore]

they don't even put em on planes anymore man. its memes and furries now

[naive bison]

also where is your dustmite @river zealot

[river zealot]

she is my aunt's

i dont live there anymore

[naive bison]

you havent posted your angry clump of dust particles

[solar breach]

White boys will go to war and bring their Kasane Teto poster

[fallow trellis]

we have e-girls now instead of pin ups

[coarse bear]

Artyom lost custody of the cloud

[primal kayak]

Where

Asking for a friend

[fallow trellis]

online?

hence the e part

[storm stream]

Obviously in a different server

You wouldn't know

[primal kayak]

We need to promote stalker gamma with e-girls

@hollow forge

[fallow trellis]

wish granted, the server is filled with FRENCH egirls

[primal kayak]

Oh

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/grimace-clint-eastwood-gran-torino-yuck-eww-gif-4412827

[primal kayak]

[primal kayak]

Since when does someone get xp from talking in brainfart?

Or the brainfart bot commands channel

[wooden harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946437980732678226/1483130477811597463/RDT_20260316_1150536725705233210529666.jpg?ex=69b97865&is=69b826e5&hm=7d690d56d96a74dc61184881569fb3e2e9647b358f9c7a99f1268965fadc47b5&
eggsdee

[fallow trellis]

not suppose to

[river zealot]

you dont

[thick wadi]

i talk in social channels for the love of the game

if i got xp here my name would show it

[fallow trellis]

i think the gambling channel gives level

[primal kayak]

@dreamy flax is smoking crack

Oh

[fallow trellis]

you should file a complaint

[primal kayak]

[river zealot]

test

i didnt get any exp

[upper shore]

whats the point without ted

[river zealot]

might have to wait a bit for exp timer to reset

[stoic girder]

It would nice to get XP for all the memes I painstakingly comb from the cesspool called the Internet.

[primal kayak]

Maybe
Maybe not

I like my gray name

It shows my absolute dedication towards brainfart

[stoic girder]

NATO is supposed to be defensive pact.

[primal kayak]

Which doesn't sound so good after saying it out loud

[arctic pawn]

how, its literally just furries dancing

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/real_hotaru/status/2033508266676822049

唯我独尊・宮内蛍 (@real_hotaru)

Good morning

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[thick wadi]

he is puritan cut him some slack

[grizzled meadow]

You don't

[grizzled meadow]

You still don't

[primal kayak]

Alright

[grizzled meadow]

Is brainfart the only channel where you hang out and send messages?

[primal kayak]

99.99% of the time

[prisma venture]

same here

[quaint ore]

same lol

[prisma venture]

im only here

[grizzled meadow]

Ever sent a message in another channel?

[quaint ore]

i only also really talk in tarkov chat

but i doubt it gives exp either

[prisma venture]

only woth channel on this fuckin server

rest are retarted