🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

it jsut fucks ur aim and the bump looks too strong it gives u motion sickness if u like hit a wall then ads again

it just does it 5 times

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cf3ES2QGY

reasonable

[fresh rose]

"ive been drinking a lot"

we know

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-drink-sad-alcohol-gif-8450873665900658636

[prisma venture]

whats wrong with that

[storm stream]

man that's dumb. It's like the character reshoulders the gun right b4 ADS'ing every time

[fresh rose]

he was downing whole vodka bottles at once

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/SynthPotato/status/2032094961282216276

Synth Potato🥔 (@SynthPotato)

Leon can block moving CARS in Resident Evil Requiem

Is this Axe made out of literal vibranium?

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[prime zenith]

beneath my skinnnn

[naive bison]

AHAHAHSHDAJHSDHJASDHJDAS

[prisma venture]

how can somone hate him

honestly

[coarse bear]

We've achieved Royal Guard

[naive bison]

BACK TO BACK @gusty heron

[prisma venture]

@naive bison kys

[naive bison]

the new world order is trying to demoralize men by removing big fat round asses from games

🥀

[gusty heron]

Sweet Jesus, they really do have an aversion to glutes

[gusty heron]

i know the meme is 'where are her organs' but like

[naive bison]

thats what happens when your games are made by women

[gusty heron]

glutes are a very important part of the muscle chain that allows you to.. stand up

not that the gizzards making modern games would know anything about that

[prime zenith]

glutes gives you kicking power

[gusty heron]

anyone that's done a squat in their life (standing up btw) knows how big of a role your ass plays in a 'compound movement' like that

but i re-iterate. modern game devs don't move so

[coarse bear]

Scout TF2 ass

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-the-noticing-will-continue-notice-gif-13227863013924436430

We went from "extreme ass" to "no ass" to "this game is ass"

[gusty heron]

this atrocity came up in the bathsaltskov channel

that's part of why

[visual stirrup]

she has no ass
just a long back

she needs a hank hill prosthetic to avoid spinal damage

[gusty heron]

Final Fantasy 14

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/uncledoomer/status/2032076990107275445

doomer (@uncledoomer)

"i need a vehicle to deliver the mail that lasts half a century"

grumman: "no problem"

"i also need a heavy strategic bomber that uses low observable stealth to penetrate enemy air defenses"

grumman: "you are not gonna believe this"

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 12:51 PM

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kill-yourself-low-tier-god-serve-zero-purpose-KXhTrlV3gelgpbuXjy

[gusty heron]

and the only way to rectify it is to wear the 2B leggings 24/7

observe

purely for educational purposes

[prime zenith]

[gusty heron]

or play as the giant rabbit race but fuck that

[high wing]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HCoc8tzWoAA7Uhm.mp4

[naive bison]

"hitler what are you doing?"
"i am removing big butts from video games"

[gusty heron]

and then the Euphrates dried up

Marathon models are already being ripped so

it won't last for long

i give it 2 weeks before every character has clientside 'caked-up' version as mods

[high wing]

too late

its already happened

[visual stirrup]

does it have anything to do with the original Marathon games?

or is it like quake or prey where they just kept the name?

[high wing]

there is lore tied to the original yes

but it isnt about the original

im not familiar withj the OG lore so i can only speak about what ive seen and heard

but some voicelines refer to the OG marathon

[prime zenith]

think you play as a security officer in the first

in da ship

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption2-chameleon-rdr2-blink-look-up-gif-15750092

[thick wadi]

i think they will do more to connect the lore as the game goes on

[pale ingot]

oh hey osakaposting

[thick wadi]

but as a tarkov player, ive tried to put some hours into the game and theres just so many things about it i dont like

[prime zenith]

I liked the beta

[high wing]

i hope if marathon does well enough in the long run this will convince the devs to make a singleplayer marathon

[thick wadi]

haha

thats not happening

[visual stirrup]

would you feel better if the lead developer behind marathon was an idiot who seemed to have nothing better to do than shit all over the fans and ignore their requests?

[high wing]

i dont care ill cope

[gusty heron]

Copa cola?

lol

[thick wadi]

are you at all familiar with bungies track record

[visual stirrup]

but do they have their own nikita?

[thick wadi]

i think the "firing half the studio for my cars" was arguably worse

[pale ingot]

i'll be bungies nikita, they should hire me

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-cat-gif-10010192375921110151

[thick wadi]

and nikita tried to say eod wasnt gonna give dlcs, bungie ACTUALLY deleted paid content from the game

[high wing]

that was my lollipop

[pale ingot]

sorry im evil

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-crying-kitten-sad-cat-gif-7372450260192199455

[thick wadi]

if bsg is hitler bungie is mega hitler

anything describing otherwise is cope

[visual stirrup]

that's a thousand times worse than a kilo hitler

I dunno, I'm american, we don't use that metric gaeness

[acoustic delta]

Hunterdandy

[high wing]

wasabi

[jovial haven]

Hitler wasent even german, frenchies just should go back to eating slugs or smth 😭 🙏

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1481706375816937717/this_cheese_is_being_stabbed.mp4?ex=69b44a18&is=69b2f898&hm=cec738d13026d8e35f8e15bd5368535edc5c01e56b25dd83102412d170f74805&

[visual stirrup]

is that the secret behind english cheese?

[high wing]

what did it even doooo

[visual stirrup]

do they just stab a block of cheddar with a shiv to give it that taste?

is that why it's "sharp?"

[arctic pawn]

what the hell stormtroopers have to do with catholicism

[visual stirrup]

nothing
it's just that the kind of people who want a crusade (for whom this edit was made) also love fascists (even in media where they're the objective bad guys)

[arctic pawn]

i told that mom to call me never less we talking cheddar

[stoic girder]

First Ozempic, now this?

[arctic pawn]

i got my moni up from where it was ma main endeavor

this moni growin fasta than myself its hard to measure

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[gusty heron]

oh shit Xal's biggest fan is here

[high wing]

is steam acting up for anyone

[arctic pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xal_typing.gif

[arctic pawn]

what u mean

[high wing]

it aint loadin

[grizzled meadow]

[arctic pawn]

its fine here

so far at least

lemme exit and join again

[high wing]

the front page seems to be fine

its when i look for any games

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/eternalclassic_/status/2032081675241603477

eternal classic (@eternalclassic_)

https://t.co/ciNChldl5w

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 1:10 PM

Compass when I ask it to find the North behind me

[high wing]

is that albert wieskers

[stoic girder]

Mood.

[high wing]

theres nothing more hype than hitting the QTE at the right time

[arctic pawn]

what you do to my boy wesker

[high wing]

cause its literally split second

[arctic pawn]

[high wing]

stfu

[coarse bear]

Very unkind of you

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @river zealot @narrow lotus what is the american political right wing even about bro

@thick wadi

🥀

[coarse bear]

whar

[coarse bear]

Fuck am I looking at

[naive bison]

[thorny folio]

dirty fucking stinky didnt ping me

[fossil swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249394937942900829/1256527237654515762/attachment.gif

[thorny folio]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dreamybullxxx

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-very-much-gif-15627230

[coarse bear]

When your leaders are megapedos so all you have left to do is become even worse than Drama YouTubers?

Idfk

[naive bison]

BRO AHAHAHHAHAHAH

the autocorrect photo

is him with no beanie bald asf

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

@thick wadi @narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio

[coarse bear]

Hold up

[coarse bear]

Most genuinely:

[narrow sorrel]

Why is xal pinging a bunch of nonamericans about this?

[naive bison]

i know no americans aside from thee

[coarse bear]

There's Nota ?

[dusk meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730725141524512839/1481705042498162789/SnapInsta-Ai_3846924895519884886.mp4

[coarse bear]

Also Frota

[naive bison]

he went on the matan even podcast and props to him he did take the beanie off when offered $20

[naive bison]

frota's alt blocked me

[naive bison]

nota's alt blocked me

im convinced they are ran by the same guy

[narrow sorrel]

he aint gae but 20bux is 20bux

[naive bison]

you cant say otherwise

[coarse bear]

20 whole buckaroos to take off a beanie

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/hFFNkoDaxEI?si=7LWKs3X49vHM328m&t=978

timestamp

idk if it's $20

i misremembered

it's 200

i love how 200 bucks is a whole wad

instead of 2 bills

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HE ABSOLUTELY DOES BRO I CANT

[sacred mountain]

Why bro drinks strawberry soylent

[naive bison]

it's a pepto bismol

idk why he has it

[coarse bear]

Okay, he can stay balding if it pays him $200 per hat take-off

[naive bison]

this podcast is crazy

i love matan even

[narrow sorrel]

It can be, but people dont like giving you change for $100 and everyone thinks theyre fake.

[naive bison]

he's an actual comedy pioneer

and is funny AND original

[dusk raven]

this is a conspiracy that predates the both of us

[naive bison]

it would be funny if every single bill in the wad of 200 was a fake

[narrow sorrel]

it was ok

[naive bison]

fake 20 fake 50 fake 10

[drifting mantle]

Ayo, it's the dude who called the Orthodox Christian Andrew Wilson an Atheist

[coarse bear]

Anyway, this one link by Xal has probably ruined my algo so we gotta execute him

[dusk raven]

i remember some retard in my school gave me fake money trying to get me in shit

[coarse bear]

Them's the rules

[naive bison]

you should watch the matan even podcast

it's pretty funny

he asked someone "would you kill yourself or double it and give it to the native americans?"

or

"do you support bombing iran? i heard they are close to developing a car"

[drifting mantle]

"You actually have more hair than I thought you would"
"DO I?!"

[naive bison]

i think he asked bonnie blue "are you okay with your potential children never winning an argument at the school lunch table?"

[sacred mountain]

I just procured myself an insane gif of a black dude with approximately 30 cms of his schlong dong rising, you all must suffer with this information hazard like i did

[naive bison]

@drifting mantle @coarse bear https://youtu.be/suxDx-gCuhM?si=Jlr96LokxBOIwJxn&t=22

timestamp

[dusk raven]

when did you go to the matan podcast

[stone blade]

mannn
the massive shit that i am about to take rn
its unreal

[naive bison]

i wouldnt accept if i was invited, i wouldnt be funny

[naive bison]

kys

[dusk raven]

he would make it funny

[acoustic delta]

I agree you are not funny

The only place you ever been invited was the island

[naive bison]

probably

[sacred mountain]

Ah thank you, i always keep myself safe hun

[stoic girder]

I mean, he was a Russian asset

[dusk raven]

sneezed so hard i farted

[acoustic delta]

Yep

[dusk raven]

life is good

[naive bison]

he had sneako on, said the previous co-host isn't there because he died in a car accident and made sneako hold a candle for the dead guy for 50 minutes

[acoustic delta]

Screenshot

[dusk raven]

no

[naive bison]

and then accepted donations on yt for the dead guy's funeral

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/terc-the-elder-research-center-freaky-tree-freaky-tree-gif-12419065261263909916

[naive bison]

i was pissing once, sneezed while pissing and farted due to sneezing

[dusk raven]

they broke my gif

[naive bison]

my body took a screenshot

[acoustic delta]

Sneako is a cuck and of course you know all about it

[acoustic delta]

All in your bed

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QER4vZEuLo

[sacred mountain]

Bro did not shart and piss himself while sneezing

[naive bison]

this thumbnail is crazy bro

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-ip-gif-14713705772229163673

[naive bison]

i didnt shart

[sacred mountain]

You miss a lot

[stoic girder]

I love Blame!

[naive bison]

i just saw the giant fat bitch from the horizen zero dawn game thats coming is an amputee too

probably lost it to diabetes

[acoustic delta]

Xalrider beats it to fat hoes

[naive bison]

what

[acoustic delta]

Confirmed

[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus

goonpost

[sacred mountain]

Oh we can build the biggest megastructure inside her

[stoic girder]

Some autistic architect decided to make a manga and it has fire art.

[naive bison]

i ripped a loud fart btw

[drifting mantle]

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[naive bison]

ts sounded like a shifting of the tectonic plates

[arctic pawn]

fuck this game

[thick wadi]

fuck this game

[high wing]

i cant post the path i took

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[high wing]

but i didnt get any bombs so far

[naive bison]

my meniscus hurts

:(

[fossil swan]

what's that one

[naive bison]

knee tendon

[pale ingot]

hollon lemme tap in

[fossil swan]

damn

[prisma venture]

finaly u gonna die

[stoic girder]

Fat.

[naive bison]

i damaged my meniscus by slipping on ice

like 2-3 years ago

[pale ingot]

im gonna kill myself

[high wing]

ham look at dm

[stoic girder]

That's what you get for going outside.

[naive bison]

i was waaay less fat when it was intact, because i could actually go to the gym

[sacred mountain]

Hey at least he wont get any osteoporosis in his old ages because hes so fat his bones became denser to compensate

[stoic girder]

All his joints are 100% butter.

[naive bison]

my calves are pretty big tbf

that's one benefit

[arctic pawn]

now i know why

[stoic girder]

Start fasting in regular intervals.

[arctic pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xal_typing.gif

[naive bison]

i'm saving up fat for the trenches under ukraine, bro

[stoic girder]

One fart there and Putin is going to get accused of using chemical weapons.

[naive bison]

that's pretty crazy

icl

[pale ingot]

if its fucking loss i swear to god

[naive bison]

its tic tac toe

[pale ingot]

i am killing you

[sacred mountain]

||it is||

[drifting mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

[naive bison]

i didnt know.

[arctic pawn]

ok cracker you cheated

you pressed the bomb countless times

[pale ingot]

i didnt press a single bomb

i grind the shit out of minesweeper

[arctic pawn]

[pale ingot]

ok fuck you im gonna do a random one

[sacred mountain]

https://fxtwitter.com/L9FRIENDLYSTYLE/status/2031879298626539862

L9FRIENDLYSTYLE (@L9FRIENDLYSTYLE)

“Your total is 19.33”
︀︀
︀︀“Heres 20. Keep the kirk”

Quoting Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian)
︀
Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage.

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[naive bison]

bro he was a podcaster

[sacred mountain]

We are charlie kirk, we carry the change

[pale ingot]

i hate this fucking game

[dusk raven]

kys

[arctic pawn]

damn you son of a bitch

[arctic pawn]

how the fuck did you did that

[pale ingot]

minesweeper is a simple game bro..

[arctic pawn]

i cant nail that much

[drifting mantle]

Ayo, you cheated

[pale ingot]

but then it hits you wit the gambles

[arctic pawn]

how does this shit works

[dusk raven]

i knew it spelled something

[pale ingot]

well u see

if ...

if the tile has a number on it

that means theres that many bombs around it

so 1 = 1 bomb around it

then u just.. find the bomb..

[arctic pawn]

ah

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[pale ingot]

mark it... reveal every tile that is safe

[arctic pawn]

i was playing this shit without knowing about that

[pale ingot]

DUMBASSSS

[arctic pawn]

dumbass indeed

[pale ingot]

but at some point this game is just luck based cause it generates the bombs like that

[drifting mantle]

Skill issue

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-dragon-balls-juggling-spinning-orb-tricks-jukin-video-gif-15365731

[sacred mountain]

Xal juggling big yahu's balls (its his fav time activity)

[stone blade]

"is there a chance for us to revoke women's rights again?"
@narrow lotus @dusk raven @thick wadi @lapis zinc @gusty heron

[dusk raven]

0 upvotes 33 comments

banger

[naive bison]

tel aviv stepped in

[naive bison]

one phonecall and your hesbollah pager's going off, buddy

don't try me.

[toxic sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/574398422958735360/888295096678748170/image0-10.gif

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-gif-15901363242606965490

[deft crescent]

@pseudo robin Just did a run with Bromania. Went non-historical, had to fight the french, soviets, british and americans, practically 2 big wars (first one was only france). I was a war from 1938 to 1946 or smth.

Their focus tree is dated asf so u cant spawn in a bunch of bonuses or factories

But Bromania delivers

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1481741286078943352/k2aq94pyinog1.png?ex=69b46a9c&is=69b3191c&hm=65fb1e08b37fe14664d0d4b0320112d1f7e9c6550fc5e8f4d083d5d83ba49f5a&

Funny i never hear immigrants migrating to russia

[deft crescent]

Well you will get like a few factories and a 10% cost reduction for air stuff

[deft crescent]

Same for China

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/ralphie-ralph-cifaretto-laugh-gif-21360291

[deft crescent]

Except maybe edgy influences, goes for both countries

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438589746745184386/1481682135839543336/m2-res_1280p-22.mp4?ex=69b43385&is=69b2e205&hm=e48909a5e86153e717a7d5e02597785e248b57bfcd77142a30c25eecf8bb8f68&

[toxic sundial]

"what's the matter dust 2 boy afraid you might save somebody" and the hobgoblin guy is in side hall of office

[verbal needle]

I have one of those

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430714102887481447/1481734054486478888/ssstik.io_maciejbotak_1715436158055.mp4?ex=69b463df&is=69b3125f&hm=ee3324d54d4b16256957c5984d77b8328935190870bfe1548b05fdf0627fbaec&

[stoic girder]

Fuck you Sony.

Japanese soldier holding out in the jungle for 40+ years after the order to surrender.jpg

The console war is over.

[full rapids]

I've heard about some
Like some Muricans
Got sent to war after that

[paper schooner]

it never started

it was just another three letter psyop

[sacred mountain]

no worries, competition sparks innovation (hopefully)

[stoic girder]

Orchestrated by Big Jeff.

[arctic pawn]

bro has its personal auchwitz

[stone blade]

@somber sandal @narrow lotus

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459699984952987852/1481754043666792671/You_have_mere_seconds_to_live.mp4?ex=69b4767d&is=69b324fd&hm=1b50ecf941acc0384919a34f0b72a51453085769d93fbe197faec09fae2a742a&

[cursive holly]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1417568985313972375/1467943773957783612/image.gif

[somber sandal]

[stone blade]

at least we'll always have chai

[cursive holly]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965181691981357056/1332714601367867505/attachment-55.gif

[arctic pawn]

bro can handle the balls

[stone blade]

I stood up slightly to adjust and nearly sat on my ball omg

I was about to blow my balls

wait that sounds wrong

[narrow lotus]

game is out btw

nobody likes the angry lesbian tomboy knight game

[stone blade]

holy shit this screenshot alone

speaks volumes

why does it look like it was taken in the dev desting room

theres like 5 colors on screen

[solar breach]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7d2cV0aqi9prKx7qM5Rja0

[solar breach]

oh god this looks horrible

https://tenor.com/view/subtle-glare-effect-arc-survival-gif-12542886635417944906

[stone blade]

RIGHT

[acoustic delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386048230214729818/omori.gif

[muted nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755227829259730977/1275800478025912432/caption-1-1-1.gif

[stone blade]

how it feels being 23 still having the same hobbies I did when I was 8 and playing my favourite games and having snacks

(peak living)

[fresh rose]

probably because its made in unreal engine

just a flat out guess

[stone blade]

thing is

unreal engine can look good

IF

you know what you're doing

[fresh rose]

WAIT

I DID GUESS RIGHT

THANK YOU GOOGLE

[solar breach]

lol black hole bombs are pretty funny

strongest possible "bomb" humanity can potentially make

[muted nimbus]

NOOO

IM OUT OF SKITTLES

[stone blade]

the batman games use unreal engine and they hold up

especially 2015

[drifting mantle]

No idea why humans would make that, but then again... They also created nuclear bombs

[stoic girder]

True vaccuum bomb has entered the chat.

[solar breach]

thats still a theoretical

[toxic sundial]

freak mode

[toxic sundial]

me when I run out of Skittles

[stoic girder]

You are not thinking big enough.

If we can't have this Universe no one can.

You invade us?

No one leaves.

[visual stirrup]

that's not a bomb
that's just typing >>restart in the console

shutdown

[stoic girder]

"Our Spite shall echo the Universe at the speed of light"

[visual stirrup]

that's an interesting part of 3 Body Problem

reality used to have 21 dimensions of space, but it was gradually reduced to three
alien civilizations would create "weapons" that collapsed some of the dimensions to kill all life in the universe but their own. They would either prepare themselves for the transition or secure themselves a bubble that would keep their dimensions.

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @somber sandal @dusk raven @thick wadi @gusty heron @lapis zinc

[somber sandal]

why am i keep being summoned here

[stone blade]

just look at the meme lil vro

[somber sandal]

more doomer memes

fuck the past

[stone blade]

WOOOOOW

[somber sandal]

enjoy the present

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/animatrix-gif-18439916200600411810

[stone blade]

did not expect such an L take from u

[somber sandal]

overthinking about how good the past is becomes a bad habit eventually

[stone blade]

my flabber is gasted

ITS JUST A FUCKING MEME SOCRATES

holy shit

[somber sandal]

okay ivan

[quaint ore]

Tbh i have a feeling humanity might end up being the elder race at this point

[somber sandal]

i will just do 👍 like i do in insta

[visual stirrup]

what would a skeleton clapping even sound like?
like a minecraft skeleton getting hit?

[stone blade]

just like my dad does

[quaint ore]

If we ever get to being a type 1 civilization thoigh

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-robot-gif-9742176530169385188

[stone blade]

1 civilization

[stoic girder]

Time to make Warhammer 40k real.

[stone blade]

I made myself laugh over my own joke

[quaint ore]

Humanity is not the elder race of 40k, that title goes to the old ones

[stoic girder]

Yeah, I meant us as the old ones.

[visual stirrup]

and just like them, we'll make sure everybody suffers the consequences of our negligence and power

[stoic girder]

Time to make some sexy space elves.

[visual stirrup]

there are people who unironically dickride eldar and criticize the humans/imperium

as if the birth of slanesh wasn't a hundred times as bad and avoidable as the horus heresy

[stoic girder]

I mean, it was kind of a failsafe, if they aren't around everything breaks.

Fuck you all.

[quaint ore]

The masculine urge to be the last remaining undead member of a people who went extinct

[drifting mantle]

Woah

[stoic girder]

My headcannon is that the C'tan/Necrons infected the Eldar with something.

[quaint ore]

Can you imagine the philosophical implication of being the last of your kind

[stone blade]

it's true I was the cat

[stoic girder]

But the cannon answer is that they are just malfunctioning weapons.

[visual stirrup]

the orks are weapons

the eldar are just another species created for shits and giggles

[stoic girder]

Eldar are weapons too.

[visual stirrup]

because that's what you do when you're unfathomably powerful

[stoic girder]

The old ones threw shit at the wall to try to win.

[visual stirrup]

don't the eldar predate the war in heaven? the first war?

[drifting mantle]

So... The humans are the good guys?

[stoic girder]

Always

[drifting mantle]

[stoic girder]

Weapons of the Warp (source: Codex: Necrons (3rd Edition))

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[stoic girder]

Krork were foot soldiers.

[pseudo robin]

New editions of goyhammer suck ass

[toxic sundial]

the elder races are multiple, eldar necron krork and the old ones

[quaint ore]

Eldar and the krorks were engineered by the old ones

Not sure about the necrons

[toxic sundial]

true

still elder races I'm p sure

[drifting mantle]

Check this out

[quaint ore]

Truke

[toxic sundial]

the necrontyr weren't made by the old ones I'm p sure but the got necroned by the trickster ctans and that's the war in heaven

[stoic girder]

They got infiltrated by people who don't like the setting.

[toxic sundial]

which then makes the eldar and krork

[quaint ore]

GW always sucked ass

[toxic sundial]

necrons go underground for many years eldar and krork devolve

old ones lose?

kinda

[quaint ore]

They killed WH fantasy way before culture wars really got off

[pseudo robin]

Holy truke

[stoic girder]

Active sabotage is always worse than general incompetence.

[toxic sundial]

I think at that point they were more like sentient gas beings that got eaten by ctan weapons or something

[quaint ore]

And they had an animations ban back in 2000s thru 2010s i think

[quaint ore]

If you look at what they did to fantasy you will see that they just hate their fans

[pseudo robin]

Just bring back another primarch and have another tyranid fleet enter the galaxy

[toxic sundial]

tbf gw didn't kill wh fantasy. Space Marines outselling the entire fucking setting killed wh fantasy

I fucking love fantasy but anything else is cope

[quaint ore]

Yeah but heres the fun thing

[gusty heron]

[quaint ore]

GW literally held a vote

On whether fantasy should end

And they fucking overruled it

[sacred mountain]

What in the retard ass shit

[stone blade]

literally posted this yesterday

[gusty heron]

Is that where i got it? Damn

[stone blade]

yes.

I'm your fucking meme supply

[toxic sundial]

if it were profitable they would've done it

[stone blade]

u fiend

[gusty heron]

My bad homie, i’ll suck your dick as recompense

[visual stirrup]

shut up and buy the sigmarines

[quaint ore]

40k did have a huge impact on it though

[toxic sundial]

you're talking about a British company you think it respects a democratic vote?

[stone blade]

COMPLETELY OPTIONAL SENTENCE BTW

[gusty heron]

[visual stirrup]

who is worse for their setting?
Sigmarines or Zoomerines?
(Primaris)

[toxic sundial]

I call seconds dibs

[quaint ore]

Both are an affront to their setting

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1477848473951797369/1481771186584293568/IMG_3519.jpg?ex=69b48674&is=69b334f4&hm=18c30cd72ba187922214ed936c8efc3adc3eb0787ab3a186b6f3c3b37d92e6e7&

[toxic sundial]

I like primaris

stormcasts are for nerds tho

[quaint ore]

Id have more respect for age of sigmar had it not tried to make itself look like "40k but medieval fantasy"

[river zealot]

Friend sent me a 27 minute long voice message

https://tenor.com/view/okay-bro-sure-nick-fuentes-njf-nicholas-j-fuentes-gif-8996782605629735174

[quaint ore]

Was mf reading unabomber manifesto or something

[visual stirrup]

and 40K was supposed to WHF in space
so it's just a snake eating its own ass

[toxic sundial]

primaris have better proportions and cooler looking models

[stoic girder]

Don't go to school tomorrow.

[toxic sundial]

lore cope is just that

[drifting mantle]

Common technique used by people, who want to change things into their favor.

I think it's Strategem 30

[gusty heron]

K, i found my two year old son’s new show. Time to throw ms. Rachel in the dumpster. https://youtu.be/aEZnzKO781c?feature=shared

[toxic sundial]

Cope, the setting is retarded on its face don't get panties twisted over one thing

[quaint ore]

Then why even add the lore cope and not just say that cawl just overhauled astartes armor

[storm stream]

why?

[toxic sundial]

is that not what he did?

[gusty heron]

@thick wadi who will this fuck up more, me or him

[toxic sundial]

but also surgery

[quaint ore]

GW overhauled space marine proprtions a few times and they didnt need to change their genetic makeup

[thick wadi]

a phenominal question

[gusty heron]

Cause like

Affirming goth mommy

[quaint ore]

He pulled 10k primaris marines with dozens of OP lore organs out his ass

[gusty heron]

I feel like everyone in the room is in danger while this is playing

[thick wadi]

what did some of those old cartoon characters do to us

its the same thing really

[toxic sundial]

must've had a huge ass

[gusty heron]

Her name is literally ms. Raven.

This bitch aint slick

[thick wadi]

higher quality mic and its over

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-gmod-garrys-mod-uma-musume-explode-gif-5761653789803854245

[gusty heron]

Oh fuck yeah. But keep the flat, dead-inside affect

OF COURSE SHE JUST DID DAYS OF THE WEEK TO THE ADAMS FAMILY THEME

[quaint ore]

Also i dislike how space marines became so grossly OP they literally make imperial guard matter jack shit

[toxic sundial]

imperial guard still fucks ?

speaking as a guard collector

[quaint ore]

In the older books you can see likes of ciaphas cain being able to hold out without getting deleted 5 nanoseconds in

[visual stirrup]

I would rather they just retcon the firstborn's appearance to have sensical proportions

the reason astartes and bolters look so fucking stupid is to make their minis less likely to snap. Thick pauldrons, big boots, short arms, short weapon, etc. all prevent parts snapping off.

and now modern resins/plastics are better than they were 35 years ago

[quaint ore]

The newer lore makes a shit ton of emphasis how powerless mortals are against a space marine

[toxic sundial]

the cain books are fun but you can't take them seriously

[quaint ore]

Ok, how about the Tanith then

[visual stirrup]

doesn't an SM lose to a dozen guardsmen in melee on tabletop?

[toxic sundial]

only 4 books in idk

[stoic girder]

They are propaganda books.

[toxic sundial]

now

[stoic girder]

[drifting mantle]

I remember my old school buddy telling me about how OP space marines were... That was like 15-17 years ago

So when did they actually made that change? Because they were already op af back then

[toxic sundial]

leontus' book fucking sucks and is a shitty way of just introducing a character you basically have to take every game

Should've gotten a trilogy

[quaint ore]

A Guardsman there was able to ambush and kill a raven guard in a simulation at the cost of his own life

[toxic sundial]

literally inquisitor propaganda

[toxic sundial]

well the ghosts don't fuck around

like I said they fuck

[stoic girder]

The Infinite and The Divine was peak comedy.

[toxic sundial]

In fall of cadia 1 kasrkin guy kills like double digit chaos marines by the end

literally splits one in half with a hellgun

[quaint ore]

Dont tell that to chaos marine fans

I heard them claim shit like "a chaos marine pilot can outdogfight 5 human pilots"

[toxic sundial]

probably can

[visual stirrup]

that's another thing

I feel like astartes should be doing tons of shit besides just infantry

[stoic girder]

They stopped that after the Horus Heresy.

For good reason.

[toxic sundial]

literally perhaps the single best book of the entire setting if I had to recommend a single one to someone who will only ever read a single Warhammer book

[quaint ore]

You are helplessly outnumbered in this situation. The reason an SM actually win is because he wouldnt even get himself there.

[toxic sundial]

genuinely my favorite

'ate leontus' book
'ate that drier doesn't have a book yet

[quaint ore]

We stan richard scanlon

[visual stirrup]

they have their own vehicles
(the vehicle operators are in armor for some reason)
their enhancements and centuries of experience should make them the greatest crewmen

[toxic sundial]

'ate hero hammer in my army about nameless regular people still getting the job done

[visual stirrup]

fuck guilliman and fuck his stupid book

https://tenor.com/view/flashgitz-black-templars-black-templar-templar-dance-warhammer-40k-gif-6730809294613751178

[stoic girder]

They are just a bunch of cavemen from feral worlds that know how to melee.

Just like Papa Conan envisioned.

[toxic sundial]

leontus book wasn't actually bad I just think his model sucks and you basically should always take him

[visual stirrup]

go enlist, retard
go see how simple infantry work is

[quaint ore]

for our sake i will pretend its a joke and i will go to sleep

[toxic sundial]

1 command point every turn 3 orders for anything in the lineup

don't abbreviate command point

[drifting mantle]

Woah

[stoic girder]

Good night.

[stoic girder]

Bait successful.

https://tenor.com/view/ralphie-ralph-cifaretto-laugh-gif-21360291

[visual stirrup]

90 seconds from now, I will be normal

and you will still be a retard who says dumb shit because it's the closest you ever get to feeling smarter than somebody

and also

this lore fucking sucks

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-level-gif-2410901269072201082

[visual stirrup]

nothing ever makes sense because it was all designed with pushing stupid models in mind

primaris are just the most recent example

[drifting mantle]

Let the man gate keep man

That sounded stranger as I anticipated

man man

[stoic girder]

Games Workshop sucks, on that we agree.

[stone blade]

Man dont u guys love it when u see or read something
doesnt have to be on the internet but it can
that requires like thousands of hours of internet culture history and u instantly catch the reference

[drifting mantle]

Never had that happend, no

[stone blade]

how

[stone blade]

me and iedy

[stoic girder]

Agartha awaits.

[cursive holly]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[gusty heron]

SAME

LETS SHAKE HANDS

[cursive holly]

🤝

[gusty heron]

[cursive holly]

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/skate-black-buff-cranberry-gif-19073727

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-tommy-shelby-peaky-blinders-naked-and-masturbating-meme-gif-3010370516017304069

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/dagoth-ur-ricardo-morrowind-meme-gachi-gif-12122543606342471516

[cursive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-dark-knight-serious-gif-13875097

[pale ingot]

batman piloting aircraft:

[solar breach]

goyslop

[solar coral]

BY BENJAMIN NETANYAHUS LIGHT I SMITE YOU

[dusk meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-you-are-a-chud-chud-gif-1321881987323574754

[calm turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372983848006058034/1481623150885343273/The_video_depicts_a_woman_in_an_urban_apartment_enlisting_a_hesitant_stray_kitten_for_rat_exterm_1.mp4?ex=69b3fc96&is=69b2ab16&hm=ba026f45dd37107282218212cc5fb77656d360a0890f00ab01c8a1487a9ab6c9& Drafted.

[solar breach]

the holy nation left me a present

a stuck holy servant

[quartz ridge]

*translated comic originating from a Indonesian slum

Now those are peak

Not that i would know

[stoic girder]

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/moo-for-me-moo-peter-griffin-family-guy-family-guy-funny-gif-4754354159058361681

[acoustic delta]

Just go ahead and put that in my fridge thanks

[lapis zinc]

https://vxtwitter.com/Lorgarwasright2/status/2032201326441218101 @quaint ore

Lorgar Aurelian (@Lorgarwasright2)

Art by @BarPsy_abaub

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 9:05 PM

[dry gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/rainworld-rain-world-slugcat-slug-cat-slugcat-mochi-gif-18396380448548969125

[visual stirrup]

better than they deserve
use them to mine bitcoin

no, wait

use them to mine dogecoin

more insulting

[dusk meadow]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2032201508708847726

Lorgar Aurelian (@Lorgarwasright2)

X · Mar 12, 2026, 9:06 PM

[dusk meadow]

it's official

warhammer fans are just a different flavor of weeb

[acoustic delta]

Xalrider vibes

[solar breach]

currently debating on if i should go for a walk and leave my subjects to themselves (im high and playing kenshi)

[fluid heron]

been out of my house for enough time that it feels weird coming back to it

[dusk meadow]

make a save and do it

if something fucks up, you can always revert

[solar breach]

Wafflehouse appearing

Its like

An anchor point

[thorny talon]

tried reinstalling gamma today and was immediately reminded of why i stopped playing when i wasted the entire day troubleshooting just to play 10 minutes

[fluid heron]

Gamma has turned into Skyrim syndrome

Spend all day modding it just to not want to play it after

Think I'm just addicted to the process of modding

Shits boring as fuck too it's like getting addicted to filing taxes

[river zealot]

how do you retards have so much trouble with it

i can recall how to install it from my memory

[lapis zinc]

i have installed gamma about 4 different times and every time there was a stumbling block of some kind it was because i didn't follow the thoroughly written instructions

[river zealot]

did it 3? or 2 times for myself

once for my friend

ON GOD

never had an issue

[lapis zinc]

the trick is being literate

(most aren't)

[stoic girder]

@narrow lotus They are so advanced...

[rocky geode]

ill take 20 gallons

[rocky geode]

traicaly true

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dancing-meme-dancing-gid-dancing-goofy-goofy-ahh-gif-11326518923439221128

i have returned

gf bought me taco bell

[solar breach]

Account based in the US btw

[stoic girder]

What is that profile picture

[vast wren]

hello

[vast wren]

who the fuck is the target audience for that

fucking gooners bro

[blissful canyon]

‎

‎

‎

‎

[spring quail]

japanese men are comically depraved

[vast wren]

what has this world come to

are a majority of japanese women lesbian or something?

[pale ingot]

hello bitch @spring quail

[novel palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_u6ESspJ8

[pale ingot]

japan (and south korea) are shitholes

[vast wren]

are a majority of japanese women lesbians or something?

[spring quail]

they by and large don't know how to talk to women and the women are also incredibly choosy in a partner

[vast wren]

damn

prayers up🙏 , so sad for them aye

[dusk meadow]

not only is this a repost, it's a shitty one too

[fossil swan]

serves right tbh they actually search for the right fit

not going after every random mf

[vast wren]

if I was a dude I would defintely be a percentage of those men

[dusk meadow]

japanese men are extremely horny and have no social skills whatsoever, while the women are extremely selective with their partners

hence why their birthrates are so low

[spring quail]

why did you just reiterate what i said

[dusk meadow]

idk I didn't read it

[vast wren]

extremely horny?

[umbral field]

Not to mention the chatbots

[vast wren]

horny as in can't stop jorking it?

[dusk meadow]

yeah they're too busy masturbating to get a wife and make kids

[spring quail]

i have a video where one puts a vacuum in a fleshlight and destroys his cock

[dusk meadow]

unironically

[umbral field]

...Why do you have that video?

[spring quail]

its funny as fuck when he starts panicking and screaming

[dusk meadow]

are you able to send that video, particularly into my DMs?

[spring quail]

say less

[dusk meadow]

one of my friends is going to love this

[umbral field]

And when the FUCK

Am I getting promoted?

[dusk meadow]

have you tried talking in a chat that gives xp

[umbral field]

This one doesn't?

[dusk meadow]

LMAO

[vast wren]

does bro know?

I think he doesn't

[dusk meadow]

why do you think so many of us are low rank

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[dusk meadow]

I forget I'm in a gamma server half the time

[vast wren]

brother, I havent played this mod in a while

I havent played anomaly in months

I'm just here because of brainfart

[fossil swan]

im here because of tarkov

[vast wren]

understandable

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/lovey112-gif-21645529

[vast wren]

damn that's crazy

[umbral field]

I was having a phase between addictions and I was trying anything I could get my hands on until Mewgenics stuck

[dusk meadow]

congrats on coming out

[umbral field]

I played for 90 hours before buying the game

[dusk meadow]

when do you plan on hrt?

[umbral field]

...Heavy Rodent Tails?

[dusk meadow]

look I'm not trans idk what hrt stands for

[umbral field]

I'm not a train either

[fallow trellis]

Human resources training

I can see your also unemployed as well

[umbral field]

OH

HEAVY RAIL TRANSIT

[fallow trellis]

those dont exist

[vast wren]

thats to be expected in this channel

[fallow trellis]

its just regular rail transit

or light rail transit

[dusk meadow]

confirmed trans???

[dusk meadow]

I'm employed, just not a dead-end job

[pale ingot]

get well soon

[narrow lotus]

cf @pale ingot

[pale ingot]

am calcat stramb ieri și mi-am rănit piciorul da tot tre sa merg la scoala

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[fossil swan]

ce faci ma iedy

[pale ingot]

am azi treaba pana la 5 nu ajung acasa pana la 6 minim

si maine olimpiada la engleza

[fossil swan]

bafta

[pale ingot]

[fossil swan]

sa iei 9

saucv

plm cine stie nota de calificare

[pale ingot]

90 e de trecere

la urmatoarea etapa

[narrow lotus]

cafea si dp scoala

😩

dar azi termin la 11 30 macar

[fossil swan]

bun

[spring quail]

is a scoala like a scottish koala bear

[fossil swan]

ma doare capu de 3 zile si tot ma duc la scoala

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[fossil swan]

[pale ingot]

yeah

close enough

[fossil swan]

nu am nimic de luat ca am consumat toate medicamentele cand aveam gripa si 80 de raceli

[pale ingot]

frate eu deabia merg si tot trebuie sa merg la scoala

sa mor eu

[fossil swan]

ma pusese mama sa merg la scoala cand aveam glesna luxata

schiopatam asa da am ajuns

[pale ingot]

daca nu esti pe patul de moarte atunci te poti duce la scoala

[narrow lotus]

la scoala nu la intins mana

[pale ingot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[fossil swan]

abia astept sa ma duc la tara ca plm mi-e dor de pisoi si de bunici

[narrow lotus]

faci o poza la pisic

[fossil swan]

am

plm nu o.mai gasesc

[river zealot]

P!english

[split canyon]

@river zealot ⠀

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[sacred mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/selfish-soyjak-soy-jak-wojak-baby-gif-6611371863076339224

"My customers suck because they dont want to buy an ass game"

[narrow lotus]

John is ragebating early in the morning

[high wing]

does anyone know who the content creator is that would make like hyper realistic animations but he would say brainrot shit

nvm finally found it

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438589746745184386/1481840258202210354/VID_20260312_184000_342.mp4?ex=69b4c6c8&is=69b37548&hm=ddcfa84efa17e822dd7b58b89bc419b43f6636b46f9e5e86a6a3fb63642bb142&

Okay now hear me out

We legit need our politicians fight each other

Like 1v1 type shit

Instead of cutthroat nice from the outside bs

[stoic girder]

Male coded politics.

[pale ingot]

make them fight gladitorial style

[muted nimbus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gym-cortisol-spike-low-test-eCobiFJ0vnQwmKmhPh

[stoic girder]

Would weed out geriatric politicians

And women

[fossil swan]

i need to talm to him

lowkirkenuinely

[pale ingot]

and if they pass a bad law you put them in the pit against a lion and see who wins

[stoic girder]

I would trust a man in peak fitness more than someone who can't take care of themselves.

[narrow lotus]

@thick wadi @fossil swan @pale ingot

Apartment last night that blew up in my city

The fucj

[thick wadi]

[pseudo robin]

I need 2 more cofdms to reach his cuck island

[fossil swan]

i need electrical components

[fossil swan]

wtf

[pseudo robin]

I think i fucked myself by giving that fat bald cunt the case instead of mr catboy

[fossil swan]

i gave it to him aswell

[fallow trellis]

Games should include a share in the company so that players could actually be invested in the success or failure of a game.

[fossil swan]

im doing fallen tho

40k/1mil usd

[pseudo robin]

I just be doin the chapters idek what path i'm on

Need to finish batya and the cultist one

[fossil swan]

if u dotn give case

u fuck up and may have to do 500m ending

[pseudo robin]

500m

Lightkeeper is right i will not escape from tarkov

[high wing]

my door after having taco bell

[vast wren]

hell

o

[narrow lotus]

Romania'd

[high wing]

they were nice enough to leave the jacks

[vast wren]

what are the rim and tires worth over there

[narrow lotus]

Prob 1000- 2000 euro

7 series so aint cheap

[vast wren]

also nice enough to leave the car on jacks instead of leaving it on bricks

[narrow lotus]

21 or 22 inch rims

[vast wren]

dayumn

[narrow lotus]

And thats like the stock rins, if he had custom aftermarket ones prob more than 2k

[vast wren]

thieves over there are generous, leaving it on jacks instead of bricks

[narrow lotus]

[vast wren]

professional thieving aye

[high wing]

WHY DO YOU REACT TO HIM

THATS LITERALLY WHAT I SAID

i hate it here

[quartz ridge]

ur gae for caring

[fossil swan]

french controls you

[high wing]

[fossil swan]

true

[vast wren]

4 rims meaning 4k+ euros

[quartz ridge]

that and stella is an foid

[vast wren]

goddamn

[fossil swan]

more than

[vast wren]

making a killing

[high wing]

count your days iedy

[fossil swan]

good luck smuggling that in

getting in the country alone is a hassle the wait times are thru the roof

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-13246854

[naive bison]

good morning

[vast wren]

I remember soyjacking when they made a reference to that scene in fallout season 2, the rest of the season was mid though

[naive bison]

fallout show skinwalking fallout lol

[naive bison]

IT MAXIMIZES SHAREHOLDER PROFITS
OR ELSE

[vast wren]

I dont know how they managed to fuck season 2 up

I had high hopes going in

[narrow lotus]

I dont think it was bad but mostly cause bethesda doesnt do fallout related shit in years

So i take what i get

Fuck bethesda

[vast wren]

you can occasionally soyjack at some scenes but thats about it

[narrow lotus]

Waiting 12 years to release a game thinking they are rockstar quality

[vast wren]

pretty much a half assed attempt

but we're so starved of fallout shows that this is the only option

[primal rapids]

We need a Stalker TV show but it’s just gopniks with AK’s getting drunk

[fallow trellis]

Fent O'neil

[naive bison]

btw when this long awaited and widely publicized thing happened, i have seen literally 0 coverage

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[vale sand]

Didn't even know it was happening, only reason I have at least some knowledge about the existence of that "hearing" is because moist covered it

[naive bison]

dw guys saying "coverup" is conspiracy theory talk

[vale sand]

But in reality it felt like a formal public renaissance of the events that took place over there

They just doing shit to pretend something is happening at this point

[stoic girder]

Memes continue being the only source of news that I trust

[river zealot]

@naive bison @quaint ore @stone blade

[sacred mountain]

https://bsky.app/profile/debread.yeen.town.ap.brid.gy/post/3mgrwsvnbq6w2

DeBread :blebraccoon: (@debread.yeen.town.ap.brid.gy)

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

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[naive bison]

what a fucking freak bro

[deft crescent]

Nvm it was until 1949

[naive bison]

w

the last sentence is even better bro

[storm stream]

There actually have been some American and British people moving to Russia

[naive bison]

"got to keep the jam he was wearing to take home to his family" bro

[storm stream]

putting jam onto an Indian is like throwing it on the ground

who tf would want it

[naive bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2032185050393948325

Elmo (@elmo)

Elmo did not realize that Mr. Ryan Gosling was such a big fan of rocks...

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 8:00 PM

[storm stream]

[naive bison]

i remember when elmo acc was hacked and he was dropping bombs

on the J boys

[stoic girder]

That's fake as shit.

[naive bison]

ok jam boy

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-kim-wexler-jonathan-banks-gif-25907118

[fallow trellis]

yes

[coarse bear]

You do not understand the depth to which the English were colonizing India and neighbours

[stoic girder]

Ok, maybe they were taking the piss off someone one time, but that text makes it sound like it was common.

[fallow trellis]

stupid white people. only male mosquitos will be attracted

female mosquitos will still latch on the white people

since they turn red like a plump tomato in the eyes of a female mosquito

male mosquitos do not feed off blood, only sap

theyre an ugly version of a butterfly

[pale ingot]

what game is that

i dont think ive heard of it

[narrow lotus]

Dogshit

1348 ex voto

[pale ingot]

ive never heard of it

[narrow lotus]

Yeah its pretty bad overall including the marketing

Not worth shit, it had 400 players on launch

[pale ingot]

like ive literally never heard of this ever

im not surprised

it doesnt have players

[narrow lotus]

Its a single player game as well

[pale ingot]

wtf is it even about

anyway ive been thinking about that one indev extraction shooter

Hunger or sm

its totally up my alley theme wise

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1752080/HUNGER/

Steam

HUNGER

War has ravaged Europe - but something far worse now grips the continent. A Bacterium of unknown origin has twisted the land, leaving behind only ruin, fear, and something far more sinister. In this PvPvE first person extraction RPG, players will scavenge a decaying world, face unspeakable horrors, and outlast rival survivors in desperate, high\…

Release Date

Coming soon

i hope it drops and is actually good because i would totally play this shit

[fallow trellis]

Theres another zombie game im looking forward to

its Blight Survivalk

[arctic pawn]

whats thisa gn

[stoic girder]

Hunt: Showdown (Napoleonic edition)

[arctic pawn]

gamew

[pale ingot]

yes

[fallow trellis]

hunger

[pale ingot]

but i love hunt too so gg

[pale ingot]

i remember seeing that before too

[fallow trellis]

medieval zombie game

basically vermintide

[stoic girder]

If it has co-op, I'm interested.

[fallow trellis]

time will tell

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-mine-taken-steal-stolen-gif-11986563507635230947

https://tenor.com/view/blight-survival-hello-hello-there-blight-survival-gif-17546126920050455997

[pale ingot]

both this and hunger are cool