#🎪bruh-fart
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Terraria
Nvm those are actually good systems
Hey! 
A worse cod
retard take
Tarkov without looting would be literally nothing cause you wouldn't be able to get weapons to PVP/PVE
The humble trader that sells you a pack of dry crackers for 15K roubles
I hope you get rearended soon
It'd work but it'd be dogshit
He's German
ah thatll do it
Sadly enough, I am too but I aim to be the exception, not the rule
grandma when I tell her they are lying to her on TV
You stotting on it?
u bet
there is so much darkest dungeon porn mods
I just realized this whole internet ID thing is retarded.
theres more porn mods than porn of it
You are already paying for the Internet, they should know you are an adult.
Just now?
me when i turn on vpn to japan to avoid all australia draconian digital id laws
thanks
tails
Because it is
bonnie blue will be the inventor of contagius cancer virus
would
sorry hitler
i want to racemix
bro aint nobody impregnating her
even unwillingly
the cock would just not comply
@drifting mantle
thats kina hot

Never had to deal with this kinda bullshit, because I always opted out of this
average iedy relationship and he wonders why he cant keep a stable relationship
(She listened to her girlfriend that lied about you)

Had a similar experience in reverse, my buddy back then (who also told private stuff to others about me; just for context) told me the girl I was dating did something vile.
I confronted her, it was a lie. Ended that friendship with him and stayed together with my now ex for 5 years 
only 1 thinng about that is correct
im not white
my hair uh
yeah
You should be like those american psycho parody kids and "jawmax" / looksmax or whatever
you mean bonemash?
Yeah take a big fucking hammer to your forehead
Extra hard = more progress
I remember when patrick bateman memes were ironic.
@narrow lotus @river zealot im sorry Hitler.
If hitler were here, he would be very fond of asian girls
this is the alt right equivalent of "BATMAN WOULD BE AGAINST ICE"

What
It would not surprize me
if batman existed he would oppose ice because he is known for his progressive values
If batman existed he would be very scary
you are forgiven
Clankers everywhere, some gigachad thinks using a clanker for homework is unethical. May this man fight against the clankers
translated from french
I get every from agartha don't you?
How it feels to listen to tool while drunk and high
And single goth ladies in chat
This was one of the funniest ones to watch while out of my mind
Also one of favorite parts of schism and everytime I hear dissonance its like a mental flashbang
"when the fajitas come out sizzlin"
unserious creatures
90% ass
Xalrider likes it up his ass
riddle me this.. if xalrider likes it up the ass.. then why does he suck so much? 
Cuz he was fucking 2 doods
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Yes exactly
Why he calling domain expansion at the end
Idk i don't watch JJK
Yooecki tenkai or something
Then scoobo doo is what you need
You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
@pale ingot @naive bison @river zealot @lapis zinc @thick wadi @gusty heron @coarse bear @dusk raven
@brittle geyser
and uhh just for the sake of it , @fresh rose
huge discovery
Why!
who is you
answer the question
haven't seen you around
do you come from the lands of #🚽сральня🚽 ?
hes one of them fellas 
Lets gooo
anybody watching the rookie here?
getting excited for a girl who doesn't even know who you are 🥀
I haven't watched it personally, but I heard it was good
lol i am
seen the last ep
i was just watching it now
no, still keeping up
didnt get to the lest ep released
last*
her eye shape indicates her vagina smells awful
ahh over tthe years the sesons are about schizo shit and not actual police work
but its still okey
yeah that tracks
man
name is pinkyuchu on insta you're welcome
holy retard
just say it
i dont mind spoilers
maybe youre saving me from wasting my time on those countless seasons
@thorny folio
nolan, kid from vegas ( drone retard) dont ask, texas and ex undercover bitch, went on this call in old psycho house where there where "zombies" ( cunts on fent or something really no idea ) there were like 16 retards who they coulnd shoot becuse some cali shit ( they wanted to bite thier neck out ) so they fought ran and shit like that after 30 min of this shit offcer chan and one other bitch went there to see what happend, after some time they also run and fought with fist like nolan and others, chen got jumped in corner by one zomie fent guy and other had knife she killed him with knife and now she is fuckin depresd sorry for my english im playing wt rn
this is the hole fuckin plot
of one ep
shit probably smells so bad when she gets in the water she gets mating calls from whales
could probably fit it, too 
yes
which bitch
he belives in wodo and shit
The rookie talk in my brainfart? More unexpected than I thought

u watch ?
sorry
spoiler in that
dont read
Haven't gotten to watch it but generally interested in doing so, only seen tidbits from shorts
new ep or hole series?
Whole

ahh
if u are bored sure
ive seen it all so far
but last seson is meh
fuck that last ep
i would shot everyone of the fuckers
fuckin target practice
well now im just pissed
@naive bison get a job u fat cunt
He's too busy eating meat jellies
fuck him
i hope he fuckin idk
its fuckin kali yuga and i complain about xal man fuckk
The homunculus
u mean the russian who put sperm in fuckin egg?
I forgot about that 
Russian man casually commits an atrocity before the Lord of Man, stuns Lucifer
is there any way to actually use the map fast travel to skadovsk or are there just too many fucking npc markers to actually click the fucking thing
Turn off zones on the map
i feel like pissing but i am so comfy in my chair
i guess there only one thng left to do
Optic?
piss in bottle
Soak pants

OR piss in sink thats what i do
works for me
I did i turned off everything. but Barges lard ass marker covers the base marker entirely.
why not
Why why not
Wdym you save water for african kid
thank me later
Chat control failed in the European Parliment
You still drink water recycled from your piss and shit in toilet bowl
finally some good news
Nice
i save around 8L of water
becuse i dont flush
becuse i piss in sink
Xalrider is gae
true
can u tell him that i say he is cunt and fat?
good
!true
thank fuck
Im blocked too bro
He saw my join and blocked instantly
and who are u?
He smelled my soiled pants and hid
im only around brain fart i dont go into other channels they stink
Im a tree which means im a dude dressed as another dude pretending to be a dude as a glorified blackface
You sink in piss
neat
shifty local racist glad to meet u 🤝
Ok
sure
6 times by discord twice here
His dead was very
i also piss from windows and shit
Exaggerated
This is prolly my 7th or 8th account under the same pseudonym
neat
casper
can u tell xal to fack off
or something
**$600 million to israel**
why does taliban people do sucide
when drone exist
like bro they do it for the love of the game or some shit
thats what im saying
are they stupid
600million to Israel
me when xal

like man
This Is a reupload.
@frail scaffold rate the ashland expedition squad
give that first boy a name
I call him Alexander
kill yourself
by that logic every one of my MCs ever would be yankee i think i use iron hat on most of them
as much as i want to like flared helmet i honestly thing it dosent look that good in game except on sheks ig
wtf game is this bruh
pathologic I think
Its PEAM on sheks
You got that right
I like the uhhhh chain taglemusts
kill yourself
ig i can go grab horse the shek
I like kang
Or krang?
Its something like that
He reminds me of my buddies oc so i just say its him
i usually use rane the giant but shes on perma guard duty at my first outpost
i also have kang
on guard duty,
this is true and neil will be my turret gunner on the ashland outpost im going to establish
but
i found green
and he starts with like 60 in turrets
sooooo
yea
i wish i knew how to fucking play kenshi
i want an army of skeletons to bring me flesh-havers i can eat
its not that hard
get a gank squad
ive only ever played the game with a solo character because i dont feel like managing more than that
I think it is possible to solo the game
you can make a super powered hero who punches limbs off
that and abuse crossbows maybe
naturally
i think its funny how the strongest weapon in kenshi isnt a giant ass greatsword or anything
its just your fists
Short, funny - "little bro is mispronouncing the only word that he could ever know , MEOW 😸 "
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selling the hash is very profitable
so i find ways to prolong it 
like setting my rep with every living thing in the game to -999999 via the built in modmaker

and self imposing rules on myself like no stealing 
Stealing just too ez normally
top tier gear in seconds
even if you get caught if youre fast enough you can just get out before they beat you to death or enslave you
to save and load everytime you make a mistake
Literally 20 minutes of athletics training you're faster than 90% of the game
This boat is called a “Log Bronc” and is used to move logs around in sawmill ponds
@naive bison @river zealot Romania accepted the access of 500 americans , bunch of USA F16 planes and munitions in our closest military base for them to train and operate in Iran
When ppl use grok for anything
@Grok explain this
i support this
avoiding taxes is delightful
never pay ur taxes
i ordered my drawing tablet from china, they put 50 dollars on the parcel
so my tax is way reduced
it worked lol
funny enough Romanians do it here with garbage tax , that shit is so expensive ppl avoid it for years and if the garbage men refuse to pick up the garbage
we dont care
let it stay there fuck it
tax avoidance and tax non-payment are different
i cant
im a capitalist
i need to prostitute my skills to earn money
but ill avoid taxes as much as i can
@spring quail
Maybe I should really start watching power rangers so I could learn a few life skills
Holy based
aaa....
the caffeine will makes his eyes explode out
Haha
!embedfail
it would appear the peeler machine has mild negative affects on the body
i dont even know how to call this, its not racist cause he hates ....everyone
I dont even know how to call it
isn't this a gray area?
Maybe
Misanthrope
Misanthopy
hater of humanity
Why is he alive then
typa ranting i get on when the vodka starts talkin
this is not her youre fucking kidding me
Typa rant i have when i lose at dota ranked
don’t forget to sell their teeth 
doing this to remove limbs, dw i did this to both high inquis tho for fun
deserved

what makes dota better than league of legends
Shoutout to games which change the world physically as u progress and get more collectibles and other stuff
such as putting them on a display or somewhere in your hideout
one ofmy favourite genders
@narrow lotus wtf knd of ads is Google running bro
I turned on my VPN
Got an ad
And its one of those gooner gacha waifu games
And she legit was naked and only hiding the nipples, puss and butthole
Entire rest of the body naked
How is that allowed bro

@river zealot
love the fact that pepe is just hello kitty but for boys
HitlerGPT
It just redirects to grok ai

Nothing
League is just better imo
both suck
play deadlock
Go find some other game from 2003 to 100%
no need to go to such extremes thee
You're the bad guy because you are from Bulgaria
In the words of Thanos
"It's just how it is. I'm just the messenger"
doing crysis 2 atm so close enough
@acoustic delta
this is true if anything I post makes you laugh we are in a committed relationship now
If thats the rules he dies single
Can you call xalrider a bitch ass hoe please
Bro fireballed himself for 3 elixir
@naive bison one of your fans wants to make out with you sloppy style
Can I please stop being messaged about people I blocked
I don't care
give him a sloppy pawjob
I don't either
I don't read their messages
Wah waaaah waaaahh
Im not Busy
Rexana you end up.banned man
I dont block people and perma talk about them
Leave
Wdym
I got tel aviv connection
Don't fuck with me
https://x.com/i/status/2031406124809806314 @glad carbon
Next time you're in jail I'll make sure Big Ronnie is your cellie
I'll steal your dreidel
Groomed by Netanyahu you mean
Why would i get banned for asking xal to block me
Credit score -50
you don't know how it works around here
@narrow lotus do you still hate gypsies
sorry what?
Holy
Scratching my balls rn
the foreskin connection
Wrong place to have that
like a fingertrap
bro

what the fuck is happening
brainfart is looking extra retarded today
Stick a pinky finger in and scratch it a lil
Tel Aviv and having foreskin dont go together
🥀
they keep forgetting you bite them off
Xalrider and a loving mother don't go together
Just got a call from netanyahu, he says Xal still hasn’t made עלייה
blocking everyone here and just talking to myself
could go for some deep fried foreskin about now
Tsk tsk
surely yahu's right hand would have experience
I hate you
I'm making chicken n rice and brownies fo dinnah
fat ass eating brownies for dinner
Nice
Fatass agrees
When are you supposed to eat brownies?
after dinner ofc
What's the diff
Fantass eats brownies all day
waiting like 5 mins
This is some fat thinking I haven't unlocked yet
Where is Xal’s ציצית and תפילין
Fatass cant wait 5 seconds to stuff his mouth with brownies ( not the dessert)
no you are too fat to understand
I agree
we as normal people view this as normal
Xalrider hasn't seen his penis in 5 years
"Normal"
You call 3 cm normal size
Dead in 15 years
Colon cancer
ITS SO TRUE
I had a vision
they should make a vinyl launcher weapon
In xalriders mind he ways 75 kilo but its actually 75 kilo tones coming out his fasasscheeks when he dumps
Prolly cracks the toilet when he sits on it
didn't expect disc throw to have such a good edit
no i mean like a fatman from fallout but it launches vinyls
If something was good it would be remotely popular
junkjet
yea
Your "adjective + name of animal in plural" is probably just dogshit
Your only call to fame is ducking jew dick
isnt there some crossbow weapon or some shit in one of the shitty far cry games that launches vinyls
Think so
new hd2 warbond looks ass which is so sadge
There was a sawade gun
could be good but it wont
Sawblade
gravity gun + sawblade it's ravenholme time bitches
Its prob in new dawn
man they dont do anything with that game atp idc
think so
Of course you would play that
like some upgrade or alt ammo for that sawblade launcher
New dawn did have the saw-blade launcher, yes
Where is busy
That’s when whatever ubisoft studio does far cry got a hard on for the improvised weapon aesthetic
new dawn is so weird they made an entire game on a what if
left
isn't that all games though?

It’s a direct sequel though
what if it's the future and we have laser swords
more like what if this ending was cannon
what if it's the past and it's slightly different
Usually every far cry game is in a vacuum and the only constant is the CIA guy
i dont understand that either lmao
Noone does
like nothing ever happens
haven't played new dawn but fc5 was good
yea
new dawn was shit
also yea
Why
cause this chat is dogshit
Do you like bullet sponge enemies with health bars?
rex would love to suck your cock for saying this
you know what game series fell off so hars
No that ruined dl2
Nah, my mouth is too full of yours, remem-
Right
FALSE INFORMATION
can you guys flirt in the tarkov channel please
THATS SOME FABRICATION
anyways the just cause games were so good and then fall off incredibly hard
this line of thinking is why everyone left this chat btw
no it's cause the tardkovians leaked to this channel
well known fact
no it's true
Then don’t bother with new dawn
I like new dawn 
u what?
like rarities
wait what is new dawn
Yes
the spinoff for fc5
I'm talking about dying light
It just dawned on me
✍️ 🔥
Blonde black protagonist
The word ur looking for is "ass"
The more he stinks, the more viewers he has
Anyways goodnight
Rah
This looks unhinged
My messages didnt load and when they did they lost the reply address
Is this why your only fans is so popular
Hoe
Its ass
yea
He stinks
it is
For once Xal and i agree
Anyway good night now
Jfc
Whatever Xal did to the tree must’ve been legendary rage bait
K bye chat
scorchlanders are so funny
ok deertgirl
one letter is unlike the others
Is he still talking about me
he wont stop
He’s called you a homo like 5 times already
It might be time
" deer T-girl" isn't that the thing that was in the twitch trust and safety council?
"I would prance around in my backyard"
dawg go to sleep why do you have to ruin it by reminding me
Obsessed
Thinks about me more than Alex thinks about Israel
you can't call tree obsessed than say this
Xalriders last one night stand with a gey trucker he met
"Sharing joy with another means its twice the joy
Sharing sorrow with another halves it"
Chinese proverb I saw with those weird panda reaction images
The decibels that come out now this guy's bowel contractions are the reason Indonesians keep getting tsunamis
Because of course ethe only time you retain information is if it was fed to you through tiktok
Does russia even have tik-tok?
your pfp if it was evil
No, why
they have telegram gore videos
No and he will still pay 2000 rubles for a vpn just to goon to Asian thinks
instagram v2
What's an asian think
Yeah xal prolly gets off to those too
What yousef said
fat hoe
@gusty heron @dusk raven @fossil swan @naive bison @thick wadi @narrow lotus @lapis zinc
xalrider is a WhOre
catching strays
this made me chuckle
upvoted
weekly reminder
photos of xalrider larping tarkov
would u rather :
eat two table spoons of water
OR
eat two water spoons of tables
there isnt trash in those bags those are just his fat folds
Why are you beating it so hard to Xalrider?
tables have more calories
considering the bulk
protein
after 2 water spoons of tables
Xalrider still goons to this kids cartoon
a pretty nasty herbal flavor imo
i just make brownie batter tbh i dont make the whole brownie
i eat all the brownie batter
i liked it, at least the way the person did it
die of salmonella
huh i never tasted an edible where the flavor mixed in well
my friend's mom tried weed one time and just started making a shit ton of pot cookies
peanut butter
10000001% weed ass flavor
shit was good for the high but god fucking damn you can't swallow one bite without gagging
i'll stick to burning and vaporizing that shit
if you can get your hands on these they're good
fam wharrado did i not pay enough to netanyahu
sour gummies?! oh man that would be dangerous for me lol
i would eat half the bag at once and then have an out of body experience lol
you must have a lot more tolerance than me lol
Also got a forbidden nugget
edibles done fucked my shit up multiple times
my tolerance is at the level people make retarded edgy edits of
altho they were almost always homemade so dosing was always total guess work
i do. because too much absolutely will ruin me
i'm not really fond of being in a coma
i only had the coma once
best sleep of my life but i woke up and ate $120 of groceries in 30 minutes
lol nice
i've been there a few times
a couple times with puking like i was hungover too
this is what gave me the super coma
you can go to most gas stations now and buy these
my mom cut one gummy into quarters and took one quarter
dude it's crazy what you can find at the gas sataion....
Does anyone have that vid of Sam Hyde laughing captioned “mods laughing at my meme before deleting it”
i was playing ghost recon wildlands at the time
shit hit me like an anvil falling on my head
immense hunger followed by absolute sleepiness
sleepiness id never felt in my life
the kind of sleepiness i guess dive welders get after working on undersea cables sharks ate
yeah too much edibles is like a 1000 weight on my body and extreme sleepiness, but at the same time its hard to actually sleep
it's actually quite miserable
i wanna get 2 packs and take all 4 gummies when i get a week off
It’s.. 8 milligrams
then go to a mexican restaurant
yeah the chemical composition probably has something to do with it
its thcp not delta 9
I should look at what the seltzers i have are the
They’re 10 mg, they take an hour or so but they hit like a truck
no more of that purified shit for me man... gimme the whole plant. that is something i can understand and handle lol
if i started using stuff besides the vapes again itd be dabs
but to non initiated people dabs look like super drugs
well you are kinda freebasing highly concentrated weed so yeah...
i mean that dabs as a whole look like something dangerous like meth
to people that dont do anything
ive done those too, and holy shit that was a bit much. different feeling from edibles, but also tended to leave me nonfunctional in any capacity lol
try a sativa strain like green crack or cracker jack
shit will have you like
Your keyboard needs a clean put it in the dishwasher
yeah a little bit on top of herb is quite nice as a kicker! just doing pure shatter is insane tho
you sound like a teenager
i know. i will be in super speed mode like some kind crack fiend lol
tbh one time a friend of mine did dabs for the first time and claimed he "almost had an ego death"
lol i believe it
you gottta understand there is a lot of variability in how people react to it
what for you is a nice high, to me would be a coma
i used to have people over and smoke them up then they'd just conk tf out
i would then smoke a gram and go play devil may cry or something
one time i gave a buddy of mine a dab (he doesnt do any drugs normally). poor guy hit the floor and remained in the floor for the next 3 hours
i got him a snack and drink and all and he just kinda stayed there for most of the night lol
(casually comitting war crimes)
ts looks like toblerone if you cut one piece and made it really long
i need to find a toblerone tbh
its too hot to order chocolates on amazon now
damn u would need like $100 of herb to roll that thing!
yerp
not my image but its the thingy
we all sat on a couch and watched season 2 of the boys while smoking this
lol roll once, smoke all week
amazing
i never understood ordering simple grocery
or just anything i can pick up at a market
sometimes its cheaper depending on the item
like i only really order protein drinks
going to the market myself is always just faster
what
You see, mr Gaz is an American, therefore to get to a grocery store he needs to drive 20 miles by car and only by car because public transport sucks and the only places you can walk in an American city is from parking lots to buildings and within buildings
ahhh
that clears things up
it's literally a 10 mile round trip to the grocery
i live off an old state route highway

do you guys not have small grocery shops scattered around
no
they have been bought out by big walma
dollar general has like "dollar general market" but they don't put them every 5 feet like a regular dollar general
its ok us yanks have street-legal tanks. you can get them for free from the national guard armory 👍
they're ALLLL crammed together in one plaza
damn that sucks
neighbour recently turned his pizzeria that wasn't doing too well into a grocery shop and it's been a life saver
if im missing like 1 thing i just walk outside for like 2 mins
milk chocolate?
how would i do that
what?
кефир
USA wishes it was Middle Easy 
',;.
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
whos this guy
Serious Sam
sam serious stone
That's quite a serious looking sam
There it is, that's the reason for the lawsuit.
budy, you shoot guns?
i went shooting recently
Dude, thats throwaway earplugs
True, but there are also non-throwaway ones
My point was they get useless very quick very fast
Why not use a non throwaway on that earring instead
What if Conquest was Mormon and spent 2 years knocking on doors
man theyll make an arrticle about anything
reddit where they talk abt the law "are there no repercussions if i dont pay my loan" 







