🎪bruh-fart

[spring quail]

how much would a gigantic snakeskin cloak like that cost

[naive bison]

for 1 frame

next time i check

it's gone

like it never happened

[lusty hazel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[naive bison]

ivan might actually be retarded medically

[spring quail]

it was meant for you

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1480853895642091552/RDT_20260310_0926226366618799906738922.jpg?ex=69b13029&is=69afdea9&hm=dce9bbd95dcb99da5b97a223fae75469275fe4571c645d1c5a61d30eb59721e0&=&format=webp&width=598&height=824

[stone blade]

yeah cool heres some doom music https://youtu.be/OQh8_k-5Quo?si=ERmOvxp0xXEhJ2tB

[naive bison]

@river zealot @quaint ore im not a miltard idk what this means but you might be https://fixvx.com/RealAirPower1/status/2030595848543904211?s=20

Air Power (@RealAirPower1)

The IDF says it has destroyed ALL IRIAF F-14 Tomcats. No footage yet, but if true… goodbye, sweet prince 😞

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 8, 2026, 10:45 AM

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/Q3XwsgcXhJM?si=p_vh4P4b604DMDZe

what does far cry 4 teach us?
Living in india fucking sucks

[naive bison]

@stone blade
far cry 4 is like
"wow what a beautiful cultu- CHILD BRIDES? OPIUM FIELDS?"

[stone blade]

the more I play the more I realize pagan was the good guy

if u could do a pagan campaign kind of like the nuka cola raider playthrough in fallout 4 the game could've easily been way better

[naive bison]

"subjugate all indians and invite kanye for a concert"
"YES MR PAGAN SIR"

[stone blade]

MAY PAGANS LIGHT SHINE UPON YOU ALL

@naive bison needto play through far cry 5 too

[naive bison]

dont

just dont

it's so fucking boring

genuinely

theres zero gun variety

[stone blade]

but I get to be a stereotypical american

[naive bison]

you basically use an ar-15 variant

on every gun slot

[stone blade]

and shoot rednecks during my free time

[naive bison]

the only thing that's fun in fc5 is the melee ssystem

that was actually fun

but thats it

[spring quail]

fc5 was dumb

[abstract ruin]

https://stupidpenisx.com/pandramodo/status/2031115354362015885?s=46

Pandramodo (@pandramodo)

https://t.co/30pOnjxuf7

QRT: pandramodo
The double tailed feline: F-14 Waifu

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 9:10 PM

[spring quail]

get infinitely respawnable helicopter with guns and rockets 2 hours into game

steamroll everything

[naive bison]

i dont know what this is supposed to mean

but kys

[primal kayak]

[abstract ruin]

Cool old planes destroyed

[stone blade]

as if far cry 4 doesn't give you an rpg7 during one ofhte first unlocks cmon

[stone blade]

if this was #╟🔰☢newbies-chat you would've gotten a mute

speaking from experience

[spring quail]

fc4 was like proto 5 with the helicopter cheese

gyrocopter + noob tube = oops i destroyed your entire country

if you hung out at max alt above an outpost the enemies wouldnt even aggro

just sit there THOOMP BANG

THOOMP BANG

THOOMP BANG

"must have been the wind" as man's buddy gets turned into mist

even the big "strongholds"

there's only one stronghold in 4 that you can't gyro cheese

[stone blade]

as if most games aren't like this with stealth

far cry 3 had the fucking m1 garand lookinggun

put a supressor on that bitch you were virtually invisible

[spring quail]

yeah but this is so ass like "golly what's that whirring? and these explosions? man, if only we were programmed to look up"

[stone blade]

omg the crysis 2 menu theme

[spring quail]

on the rare chance they did spot you, you just hold the ascend button and they forget you exist

[spring quail]

3 really was peak

small arms fire damages the tanks in 6

my favorite cheese in 3 was the flare gun, it would one-shot literally everything

vehicles, heavy units, anything

[stone blade]

a remaster and it doesn't have HDR

brother

[spring quail]

access hidden nanosuit function

MAXIMUM COPE

[stone blade]

holy hell the music goes hard

oh thats why

@spring quail

[spring quail]

worlds most quiet video

[stone blade]

me when mfs just can't increase the volume

would u like it to make your eardrums bleed or fucking what

[spring quail]

fella this shit started out maxed

not my fault you uploaded a video captured with the world's smallest microphone

[stone blade]

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/crysis-crysis2-ceph-alien-gif-14461869

this fart machine pissed me off so much when i was 12

[abstract ruin]

Peak

I love crysis 2 but holy shit the game tries way to hard to be cinematic at points

More cutscenes than gameplay especially early on

[stone blade]

u can tell

how linear the game is

gonna play on post human warrior

cuz we aint' pussies

[coarse bear]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Gos61bAz_TQ

[toxic sundial]

the question is is the pig producing Pepsi or is the Pepsi keeping the pig alive like an iv

could be either really

[lusty hazel]

producing

[full rapids]

Im sorry ur honor i did not rape her

Judge : ur evidence??

Here is here picture

Judge: jesus fucking hell.... Case dropped

[pale ingot]

noone cracking that sorry to break it to you

[toxic sundial]

posting thing to get mad at

you've been baited

[pale ingot]

yo mama i seks crazy style

[toxic sundial]

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/backshots-5-million-need-backshots-crazy-backshots-backshots-or-5-million-dollars-gif-10157300473662010643

[full rapids]

Mun
I got no clue hor reliable are uk news ... wait
No
They are a clown show

[toxic sundial]

you've been baited

[full rapids]

There are several sites on that tho
Dunno if it's false source one
Like Windows 12 news

[toxic sundial]

never said it was false

100% true story

you still got baited

[lusty hazel]

doesn't mean shit

challenge comes from challenging yourself

you get the same shit in like every fat cry

if you want to take the easy route through the game then go ahead, nothing stops you

i challenge myself using weapons i normally don't use and do things in ways i don't normally do

you could just get the mars dlc and have insanely overpowered weapons in the base game. is it fun? depends, personally after having used them all a couple times they become boring since there isn't a challenge so i switch up

[stone blade]

@naive bison

[full rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-gave-up-fish-gif-1971381168193968704

[lusty hazel]

why is zelensky commenting on facebook

[toxic sundial]

I'm right doh

[toxic sundial]

it's not illegal

[full rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-skull-middle-finger-gif-13445486

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-meowskulls-paws-fortnite-hey-dude-gif-640022048033804692

[toxic sundial]

[river zealot]

Its sad

[fossil swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478414950622953505/1480885700063920179/togif.gif

[lusty hazel]

nepal*

[drifting mantle]

@coarse bear
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031266302501835096

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

**💬 1 🔁 13 ❤️ 205 👁️ 11.8K **

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 7:10 AM

[lusty hazel]

you can tell it's nepal because there isn't anybody shitting in the street

[coarse bear]

Her alchemy becomes the greatest weapon in RE

[drifting mantle]

@naive bison @manic cave @tidal trellis

[fallow trellis]

you can tell its nepal becaus theres nothing but mountain

[lusty hazel]

true!

you've got yak's... tiny ass villages...

[tidal trellis]

Guh wha?

Who ping

[coarse bear]

You've been Oiled

[drifting mantle]

[full rapids]

Y is Guh twink here

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-cha-cha-cha-certain-group-of-people-you-know-what-im-talking-about-christmas-gif-15949342514030568754

Hazbin Hotel will NOT be cancelled this year

Unlike Smiling Friends

[drifting mantle]

Oh true, didn't though about that
Shouldn't have made the joke

[acoustic delta]

peak

[acoustic delta]

so basically

they are all jews

no wonder hazbin hotel ( hell and deamons )

this is a message

[full rapids]

[fallow trellis]

All of your parts will no longer be mass produced and all parts in the market will be surprisingly recalled

[acoustic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-tommy-shelby-peaky-blinders-naked-and-masturbating-meme-gif-3010370516017304069

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-talk-to-me-rowley-walk-away-rowley-tuah-hawk-gif-13161736587733980170

[drifting mantle]

My goycore i7 will be removed

[fallow trellis]

future updates will be suspended indefinitely

[quaint ore]

@naive bison @coarse bear @river zealot

https://youtu.be/B3CQ1oXao88?is=6m6Oqh85lnr37lPv

[acoustic delta]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brainrot-edging

[little mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1476120583476346960/download-1.gif

[coarse bear]

@shell venture @simple ore @dusk raven

[stone blade]

never kys

[stone blade]

more lost accounts than soundtrack

kind of interesting how taking money from shrines in far cry 4 DOESN"T lower your karma

[drifting mantle]

there was karma in far cry 4?

[little mirage]

I believe all it really did was lower the prices from merchants

[stone blade]

it does unlock other stuff too

[little mirage]

Wished it was kinda like infamous where you unlocked unique weapons for low rep

[stone blade]

kill a soldier on the roof
nobody sees him
somehow the entire camp is alerted

bro what?

like its so weird how picky the stealth is

kill a guy who isn't seen by ANYONE
game alerts the camp
kill a guy standing in a bush even with a bow or regular takedown

game doesn't care

[naive bison]

gynocentric society loves to shield women from responsibility and consequences

19 times is fucking insane

being a rapist is like top 3 most vile crimes ever

[naive bison]

best intro of all time, genuinely

the part where he tanks an AP machine gun round is the best

[full rapids]

I mean
It's UK as well

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1480900482489782443/RDT_20260310_1309104740784945557022308.jpg?ex=69b15b8c&is=69b00a0c&hm=f264a587887495aa3c95fda133693340b4cf139a826f6367ca7fe1ab5c3a4f29&=&format=webp&width=678&height=824

[naive bison]

the english century of humiliation goes on and on

[dusk raven]

[coarse bear]

[stone blade]

top 10 men things

[naive bison]

is bros account guarded by norton antivirus

[coarse bear]

They will execute him when he logs in

[dusk raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989243918149357570/1032227452883320852/image0-1.gif

[naive bison]

the fact that you have to ask why you are against the royal family

just proves how cucked the brits are

[full rapids]

At least one of them

[naive bison]

500 million for a bunch of fucking cunts to exist

who provide no value

[stone blade]

bow
is completely silent
alerts enemies
1911 with a supressor
can kill entire camp with nobody batting aneye

[naive bison]

wht game

[stone blade]

fucking stupid stealth mechanics man

we love selective stealth

AHA THIS WEAPON WORKS FOR STEALTH

but this weapon that SHOULD , DOESN"T

K?

yeah a supressed pistol is completely silent nobody gets alerted

ggs

[naive bison]

what game bro

was there even a bow in crysis 2?

only in 3 no?

[stone blade]

FAR CRY 4 MAN

[naive bison]

ah

dont yell

also

you know what the best s tealth weapon in fc4 is? @stone blade

meat.

[stone blade]

meat and letting the tiger out

[naive bison]

you toss a steak into a camp

a bear comes out

the bear kills 3 people and dies

you throw another steak

keep doing until you get the stealth clear bonus

[stone blade]

how does AJ die from hitting a tree while gliding at 5kmh

?

[naive bison]

yeah the glide mechanics are kinda rough

try modding the game

modding fc5 was super easy

[stone blade]

I'd like to complete the campaign before doing any modding

also after completing the game I'm off to crysis

[naive bison]

fc5 had a very cool gunplay rebalance mod

that made guns feel like guns

speed up bullet velocity drastically

reduce recoil

stuff like that

[stone blade]

love that the game runs on 1440p but icons are 720 or 1080 or something

[lusty hazel]

the same things you use to mod fc5 aka the mod loader also comes with the exe for fc4

[lusty hazel]

mods fix that

[naive bison]

ye ik

[somber sandal]

this is so true

1 thing happens and every one of these mfers know it all

[broken pebble]

instead of winning million dollars you win free kebab

[stone blade]

imo but

extremely criminal the crysis 2 remaster has no HDR

considering the visuals of the game

@naive bison just noticed this detail in the loading screen

it's such an unecessary thing to put but so cool considering the loading screen is the nanosuit HUD

[lusty hazel]

fat cry 5 modding is so cool

[fresh rose]

https://x.com/nnnstrs/status/2031023410948534504?s=20

nessie (@nnnstrs)

doorman…

X · Mar 9, 2026, 3:04 PM

@acoustic delta you know what you have to do

[jovial haven]

God i should play fc3 again

[stone blade]

ok

[jovial haven]

So fucking zased

[fossil swan]

holy fuck infernum is so fun

queen slime is trainign for DoG

[jovial haven]

I should also play calamity

So much good content

[lusty hazel]

too bad the dude behind the retexture mod is a dick apparently

[jovial haven]

Yet people play tarkov

[lusty hazel]

can't pack it to use with other mods

it's either you use other mods or you use the retexture with everything else vanilla

which imo sucks ass since the retexture makes the game look real nice

[jovial haven]

I remember playing on a laptop w low settings 30fps

Now I got a 1440p pc w a 1080p monitor

[lusty hazel]

same

was a shitty hp lifebook or something idk

broke the screen and everything

now i have a rtx 3060, ryzen 7 5600x and 32 gigs of ddr4

wtf is this mod

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1445594265798443028/ezgif.com-optimize-1.gif

[manic cave]

What to much free time does to someone

[lusty hazel]

UKKRRAAIIINI

SLAVAAAAAA

fuck yea

i love how you can have either: the czech one or: the UKRAIIINI one

[jovial haven]

14700k, x9060xt, 32gb 6000mhz ddr5

[lusty hazel]

yuh

i built this pc like a half decade ago

so specs were mid range for that time

[stone blade]

half the time i turn off tutorials for a more natural learning feeling
if i dont know what a button does
i press it and find out
and if i need to find something i go in the controls

and also i love looking around seeing what details i can find
its really fun

[pale ingot]

so true queen

[stone blade]

which leads to funny interactions where i find out something new in the controls 20 hours in

[toxic sundial]

find my pages

[pale ingot]

find my pronouns

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-woke-thats-bait-mad-max-pointing-bait-gif-4570761688676650674

[pale ingot]

im gendermxn

[toxic sundial]

whatever you say latinx

[stone blade]

back to far cry 4

out here liberating outposts

[naive bison]

vinny from vinesauce heard that sound clip and made it like a third of his personality

[umbral field]

Vinny is a braindead gamer but he's funny sometimes

[naive bison]

why are you so mean

[stone blade]

based pfp

[naive bison]

not everyone's gimmick is being good

[stone blade]

so zased

[umbral field]

His clips are funny but watching his streams he is unironicly bad at video games

And yeah not everyone who streams is good at video games

[naive bison]

he also is famous for doing like frame perfect speedrun strats on accident too

[umbral field]

But there's a general compitency he's lacking

[naive bison]

and also just making games severely buggy by his presence alone

[umbral field]

He's very lucky, I give him that

[solar breach]

I need a video of dropkicking her

[naive bison]

i need fried onions

[solar breach]

Onion rings

[naive bison]

my supply ran out

and this soup is getting bland

[solar breach]

I like mine thin and greasy ong

[naive bison]

no

just fried onion flakes

[solar breach]

Yeah

[primal kayak]

Why don't you fry some in oil?

[solar breach]

Yeah dipshit

[naive bison]

and have my entire house smell like ass for like a week

[solar breach]

Rev up those fryers

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/meanie-mean-cat-car-cat-meme-gif-17423710227943295387

[umbral field]

Hold on, let me pull out my patent-pending Neco Arc meme folder

[primal kayak]

Some people would pay to have their homes smell like ass just saying

[primal kayak]

Also aren't you familiar with the term "letting some fresh air in"?

[solar breach]

No

[primal kayak]

Just open the door and window

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lacari-caught-edp-eyebrow-raise-gif-17812615955883047074

[solar breach]

Xal lives in a 5x5 concrete box

[umbral field]

Here you go good sir

[naive bison]

or just like

go to the store and buy a bag

save on oil

save on stink

[primal kayak]

Spend money

Walk

[solar breach]

Amputee or baby

[umbral field]

Amputee

[solar breach]

Haha

[primal kayak]

This is a good point tho

What are you going to fry with onion smelling oil

Nothing

[solar breach]

Gonna rotoscope neco arc into Chinese steel mill accidents

[primal kayak]

So you're right about buying it

[dusk raven]

holy shit bro gave me a nostalgia blast

[naive bison]

i remember ts

they had like

tanks made from gourds

[dusk raven]

yea

i remember the episode about the grey hair dude being humble

[stone blade]

ubisfot having the budget to animate ajay's legs during grappling but not during gameplay

[solar breach]

Is this homestuck for armenians

[stone blade]

like ???

[dusk raven]

??

don't bring that shit close to this

[solar breach]

[primal kayak]

What's homestuck

https://tenor.com/view/johnegbert-homestuck-413-alternia-sburb-gif-9259893201001881166

Wtf is this

[dusk raven]

don't bother looking it up

[naive bison]

he's on that samurai jack autism maxx timing

[solar breach]

Tumblr retard show

Or well

Webcomic

Its terrible

[dusk raven]

top 10 worst fans of all time

[umbral field]

I tried reading it just to understand it but I only managed to get halfway through

It's larp the entire time

It's 8,000 pages in total

[lapis zinc]

That question detonated a flash bang in my head

[dreamy flax]

📚 Shifu

A very "[kawaii]" person, [someone] whos a 6'0 "weeb" and steals everyones [bitches]

Wow [look] [shes] [such a] SHIFU!

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/shifu-drawing-shifu-drawing-master-shifu-1000-yard-stare-gif-4555347630673863855

[solar breach]

What if I like camels

[primal kayak]

@prisma venture

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Jbanklestankle1/status/2031143346949779871

Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1)

https://t.co/AdEQY6CirX

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[prisma venture]

True

[prisma venture]

He is right tho

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cbt-cock-and-ball-torture-pain-gif-21474244

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-and-a-miss-old-man-bowling-misses-gif-14069253533381503513

[dusk raven]

[acoustic delta]

i do

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1480918104518168627/Screenshot_20260310_150843_YouTube.jpg?ex=69b16bf6&is=69b01a76&hm=8b9e37eeae2a90dca03188a11a1e6abcb72f898c019e19fe9bbf0b15a43d251c&=&format=webp&width=993&height=720

[sacred mountain]

https://x.com/legiofelix_mmv/status/2031085987242115234/photo/1

𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙭 𓄀 (@legiofelix_mmv)

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:13 PM

[dusk raven]

who is in the middle

[acoustic delta]

some roblox youtuber

[acoustic delta]

the man face in the avatar

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[coarse bear]

I like that BoyInABand simped Elon a bit, then fell off the face of the Internet, and so couldn't defend himself against accusations that popped up, so he's kinda just there

[fresh rose]

God speed soldier

[coarse bear]

[acoustic delta]

smallarmrants

he makes those roblox parkour high pitch ai voice content

[tidal trellis]

Why!

[brittle mason]

https://klipy.com/gifs/van-darkholme-van-2

[toxic sundial]

find my pages

[tidal trellis]

Man this ain't Nota the 8 pages

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

[split canyon]

@narrow lotus ⠀

[narrow lotus]

It is necessary for Flop's character development

[tidal trellis]

I'm already fully developed character as is or well person

[toxic sundial]

I've developed into an unperson

regressed if you will

[narrow lotus]

How

[tidal trellis]

Was born as such just that awesome

[narrow lotus]

Whatever twinkles

When are u changing the pfp again

Its march

[toxic sundial]

the question is were you a person at birth or conception?

boom and just like that we bring it back around to politics baby

it's that easy

[tidal trellis]

no we're not going towards politics

shoo

Against the rules

[toxic sundial]

[tidal trellis]

Smh

[dusk sentinel]

That is a very interesting question

[toxic sundial]

good thing I don't actually care about it

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

Hey!

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/wjG3uN__yEM?si=Mps_oa3b5QlNVAER @naive bison "I've given you Kyrat , but I'm taking away the helicopter"

what a G

[narrow lotus]

Wtf

[naive bison]

aren't mormons not celibate voluntarily?

he's a fakecel

[narrow lotus]

I was born on my birthday

[spring quail]

this might be the dumbest shit i laid my eyes upon right as soon as i wake up

[dusk meadow]

it's iedy

what did you expect? something smart? lmao

[spring quail]

no it just makes sense

and gave me a sensible chuckle

im just mad i laughed

[dusk meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1081754610684923924/1095383823363084428/caption.gif

[stone blade]

REALLY!?

wow

[sacred mountain]

Im sorry it happened

[deft crescent]

What is the political leaning of wanting both Iran and Israel to suffer greatly in the war?

[spring quail]

galactic hero

[dusk raven]

normal

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-meme-miyabi-6CLL4TiJrWLFC1w6Sj

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/nocontextmemes/status/2031065508569567332

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

https://t.co/b3SfkW57z0

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vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 263 🔁 6 · Mar 9, 2026, 5:52 PM

[grizzled meadow]

As an Italian I don't want this dude to be italian

[coarse bear]

Why, what's wrong

[grizzled meadow]

Because

[coarse bear]

[dusk raven]

he is intimidated

[stone blade]

man that nanosuit voice

NANOVISION ENABLED @dusk raven

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[solar breach]

Gars just stay winning

[pale ingot]

why is jorker from persona cinco in some game ive never heard of before

[spring quail]

drum up users

[solar breach]

I need this same video but with an Edmund Fitzgerald edit

[spring quail]

why are boats so expensive

[pale ingot]

whos gonna carry the boats

[spring quail]

https://directboats.com/bic245.html

this is 40kg

i will carry the boat

it even has wheels and an outboard motor mount

[brave bolt]

https://x.com/Sarahhuniverse/status/2031000416998273316?s=20

Sarahh (@Sarahhuniverse)

WWIII cancelled 😂

X · Mar 9, 2026, 1:33 PM

[spring quail]

north korea doesn't have dick swinging power to cancel ww3

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gooner-enlifts-goon-energy-49WUiYpdTGenWNArdi

[pale ingot]

NO

[spring quail]

this shit will disintegrate your balls

[dreamy flax]

@tropic summit (jacob066613) has been banned for reason: Some toxic racist homophobe's alt in VC

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[bold kettle]

straight up beheaded i shiver my timbers

[stone blade]

this retard is still making alts and sitting in vc all day?

[narrow lotus]

yes

[trim pulsar]

lmao

[stone blade]

I mean I'm unemployed but he wins

[narrow lotus]

this guy beats even you as an unemployed individual

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[stone blade]

hahaha

[narrow lotus]

[dusk raven]

vc tards are on a whole other level

[high wing]

real and true

[upper shore]

theres no automod in vc batman

[rotund terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/joo-jew-jewl-s4j78-gif-5651286586900019647

[high wing]

YOU CANT SAY THE N-WORD JOKER

[dusk raven]

ccon agent

[high wing]

c-con deez nuts

[lusty hazel]

szczupak

[rotund terrace]

lmfao

[acoustic delta]

Penis

[high wing]

didnt someone like find one of the mods in gamma

[acoustic delta]

Balls even

[dusk raven]

!true

[split canyon]

⠀

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-moment-tree-moment-arbol-gif-26948219

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-tree-gif-5339980723356097006

https://tenor.com/view/terc-the-elder-research-center-freaky-tree-freaky-tree-gif-12419065261263909916

[high wing]

wtf did you post

oh

nvm

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/terc-the-elder-research-center-freaky-tree-freaky-tree-gif-12419065261263909916

[acoustic delta]

Jostabeere was a nazi s5ynt ragequit because of daddy issues and not being able to powerscale to the level of a gamma furry, iedy is in the files, dry gets boners at the dog park and falco is just Italian

And no one cares about olfin

There is your summary

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/magnifying-glass-gem-gem-alert-spying-gif-8152235274896165137

[acoustic delta]

Command and conquer reference

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/friendly-fire-gif-24595509

[naive bison]

twitter indians:

[high wing]

another xal alt acct down

https://tenor.com/view/man-down-ryan-mc-partlin-matt-johnstone-hunter-killer-someones-injured-gif-18343779

[acoustic delta]

@carmine wraith is the next xal alt to ban

[high wing]

tree the wise figuring out xals alt accts

its joever for you xal

[naive bison]

how nickich sees drew levin

[prisma venture]

hey xal

u retard

u gonna die soon?

[dusk meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

[stoic girder]

Praying for his downfall?

[prisma venture]

getting directrly involved bruther

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/2031031979248894195

Celina 52 Truck Stop (@celinatruckstop)

We're excited to announce our new Truckables flavor, "Toilet Surprise". Each box contains Ol' Roy Savory Cuts humanized dog food, sliced wieners, olives, and a Bud Light Pouch.

Whether you're always on the road or just hate yourself, Truckables are a convenient option for REAL MEN. Available only at Celina 52 Truck Stop.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 3:38 PM

[bold kettle]

step one: mute him for 1 day. step two: draw him pregnant. step three: pin the message.

[prisma venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mark-cuban-shark-tank-1

[bold kettle]

its like waterboarding but in discord

[prisma venture]

aright aright

noted

time for gta

4

[bold kettle]

good idea actually, had the same idea a while back

[primal kayak]

Drawing xal pregnant?

[bold kettle]

is the performance on newer rigs as bad as they say?

heard theres some compatibility issues on newer hardware

[naive bison]

humanized dog food

is not a sentence that should be put together

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

the eastern european's game of choice

[acoustic delta]

[primal kayak]

[bold kettle]

fuck does this mean

[visual stirrup]

needs tanc a lelek

[drifting mantle]

Who knows?

🕋

[pseudo robin]

Muslims will say idolatry is haram then worship a fucking rock

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[thick wadi]

Lordhamercy

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/freaky-goon-jarvis-4Q0oLw1qRcCt5x08wO

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[naive bison]

raw

[spring quail]

this isnt even a humiliation thing anymore it's literally "please look at us we're so different"

[bold kettle]

fortnite couple

[acoustic delta]

Ryry

Everywhere i go i see his face

[narrow lotus]

died too early

[primal kayak]

Are you speaking about Ronald Mcdonald?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cj-gta-gif-4582277092841105181

[primal kayak]

Who's ryry

[acoustic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/nostalgia-gif-9479358037366378344

He was a hero

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @fossil swan
Question from Matan Even podcast
"If gei means happy, why do i get angry when i see one?"

[acoustic delta]

Xalrider gets erect when he sees a homo

And that's a fact

[spring quail]

that's what i heard

[acoustic delta]

I've seen it

[fossil swan]

artyom gets hard

[icy apex]

jealousy

[visual stirrup]

with what microscope?

[primal kayak]

New tier came out

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-1zSz5MVw4zKg0

bro i fucking dripped a tear from my cock reading this

holyyy

fucking SAD

[acoustic delta]

Iedy we all know that's your Twitter alt

You just be posting it here trying to humanize yourself

[coarse bear]

Chat, I bring to thee

[narrow lotus]

@thick wadi where

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2031355395327848833

weird medieval guys (@WeirdMedieval)

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 10, 2026, 1:04 PM

A guy that absolutely fucking cheated

[thick wadi]

[bold kettle]

put this man out of his misery holy

[acoustic delta]

That would be suicide

[dusk sentinel]

That's the one after Truth I wonder

[visual stirrup]

Based

[primal kayak]

Is based always true?

[dusk sentinel]

[bold kettle]

is water wet

[primal kayak]

You got a point

[primal rapids]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVsDemHiK-P

[naive bison]

artem does this with his asshole after a mango loco @river zealot @narrow lotus

[primal kayak]

That's so stupid

[bold kettle]

you dont wanna know what happens when you drink white monster

[naive bison]

>

[acoustic delta]

Tree man > xalrid3r

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076574451564564500/1480770893302071448/snaptik_7615100037206396173_v3.mp4?ex=69b0e2dc&is=69af915c&hm=c3c3cd84e6874b494506339fbe6380adffa71b075e93ee386efd1c717d8d64bd&

[naive bison]

just a bunch of silly little guys

[narrow lotus]

Xal has a cock shaped hole in the back of his underwear @river zealot

[stone blade]

???????????????????

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/inglourious-basterds-stare-gif-7097163585490975174

[stone blade]

iedy getting born was a mistake

[naive bison]

woah

calm down

[stone blade]

okay sorry

[narrow lotus]

we all smiling friends here

https://giphy.com/gifs/adultswim-smiling-friends-allan-mr-boss-lDA6QK5G74jpCa7VGF

ivan is this guy

[stone blade]

ARE YOU ON DRUGS BRO!?

did they lobotomize you what are you saying fam

[dusk sentinel]

You go to Agartha, lol

[stone blade]

good ending

[naive bison]

artem is allan

at the end of the episode

[narrow lotus]

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-pharaoh-brainrot-egypt-monster-energy-gif-2877011004254854012

[bold kettle]

yes that too and bubbles come out of your ween

its true

[river zealot]

We are the smouling fronds

[naive bison]

????????

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mole-man-glep-allan-triplets-gif-13418931974289728830

[narrow lotus]

bro set a timer on his alarm for ramadan , ppl thought it was a bomb

[naive bison]

bro its like a skit

i love people's universal ability to run incredibly fast in smiling friends

[grizzled meadow]

Stupid Discord show the gifs

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/seenit-seen-gif-7744111

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/iedy-gif-15284789028345789433

Finally

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus saw a clip of a guy burning a USA flag outside of an ICE facility and he set himself on fire in the process

(no serious injuries)

[narrow lotus]

i saw that one

fucking retard

[dusk meadow]

ice?

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-lebron-deport-lebron-point-gif-14004318139160915904

[naive bison]

did he really think this was a W?

like genuinely

[strong crest]

Should change the chats name to brainfed

[naive bison]

reddit is one of the most polarizing platforms with the worst moderation

being called a redditor is a slur

and it's like an actual propaganda machine

and now we know his mom was illegal?

[narrow lotus]

reddit is really what if we gave people free reign

a simulation

[naive bison]

that's 4chan

not reddit

[dusk meadow]

reddit tried some semblance of control, it just found out that the average person is retarded

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-mechanism-gif-27337191

[naive bison]

BAD NEWS FOR HL3

unless that guy isnt working on it

[narrow lotus]

prob isnt

[pale ingot]

we dont think we know

[spring quail]

give me laidlaw or give me death

[narrow lotus]

ladilaw gone a long tiem ago

[naive bison]

,,,,,,,,,,, here's a pack of em, use em next time bud

[narrow lotus]

he even leaked his own hl3 story

[naive bison]

what is laidlaw

[narrow lotus]

the writer for half life

[fossil swan]

laidlaw is one of the hl2 ep3 writers

and devs or smth

[naive bison]

ah i c

[fossil swan]

he leaked his epistle 3 story thing

[narrow lotus]

Mark Ladilaw

[fossil swan]

its laidlaw

i tink

[narrow lotus]

laid law yeah

he laid the law

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/946027304860127252/08978764.gif

[fossil swan]

ye

[narrow lotus]

also its Marc not Mark

[fresh rose]

he quit working at valve when they stopped doing singleplayer games

[fossil swan]

"timeworn beast" and its xal

[spring quail]

he also writes books

[fresh rose]

cause hes a writer

[naive bison]

timeworn beast is your fat old mother

respectfully

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1307761727768756274/yea-1.gif

[dusk meadow]

yeah that's what he said

[fossil swan]

i cant outdodge this fat flying fuck

holy shit

unironically i dont move fast enough

[naive bison]

now think about what happens when i catch you

[dusk meadow]

congratulations on your transition btw I didn't know you became a mom

[naive bison]

transition
mom

small issue there

[naive bison]

[fossil swan]

youre fat only

you cant fly

[river zealot]

Me and my chud son who i love very much

[fossil swan]

aint no rocket making you fly

[naive bison]

they say all tarkov players are dumb

[fossil swan]

what is tectone doing

[naive bison]

мой пездюк

[fossil swan]

did the sa case change him

[bold kettle]

have you heard about the fruitfly they sent into the matrix?

[dusk meadow]

are you a mom if you made kids as a dad and then transitioned

[naive bison]

none of these concepts are in the bible

[fossil swan]

probably

[naive bison]

so id rather not think about them

[drifting mantle]

Finally beat that stupid boss

[fossil swan]

ask the tr

i cant say that word

[dusk meadow]

neither is my fat cock but your wife still got on her knees

[naive bison]

i wish i had a wife man

also stop being so mean

i did nothing to you

and you are being very abrasive

[drifting mantle]

how old are you tiger?

[dusk meadow]

everything I say and do is complete and utter bullshit in this chat

I take nothing seriously

https://klipy.com/gifs/zesty-cat-niklas

[naive bison]

23 next month

[fossil swan]

too old for epstein

[pale ingot]

she's a crisp creaky 70 years old

[naive bison]

[acoustic delta]

We know you like looking

[drifting mantle]

plenty of time to get a wife

[naive bison]

little naughty
little crispy
little B L A CK

adolescent child

to quote my goat lowtiergod

[dusk meadow]

oh, I was gonna call you a slur

[acoustic delta]

Black person jumpscare

[narrow lotus]

you seem to have a hard on for me as always tree, thank you

[naive bison]

when you tell the "SAVE EVROPE" guy online that he's not white

[spring quail]

thats not a black person thats the lowest possible caste of indian

[naive bison]

that mf codes in assembly

[acoustic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-stay-hard-stay-hard-goggins-david-goggins-gif-7049442493540357782

[dusk meadow]

there's a difference?

[spring quail]

one smells like malt liqour the other smells like curry

retard

[acoustic delta]

You have trouble staying hard though @narrow lotus is that why yous till single

[drifting mantle]

That's not the infamous tree is it??

[dusk meadow]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmJ1dWlibG5xa3F4MnMxMnF6Y2E3ZGJpZTBwbjU1NWJxeHh4YW0yciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Kcgo9obAr41FllUH0S/giphy.gif

[acoustic delta]

You prolly buy the fun size Pringle cans and dont even eat the chips

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2031324198124089519

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

https://t.co/5thR827QuE

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 10, 2026, 11:00 AM

[acoustic delta]

Kill this guy with hammers

[coarse bear]

What they're gonna do to Xalrider when he fucks up for the final time

[naive bison]

(((they're)))

[coarse bear]

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[naive bison]

dry talking as if he won't be one of (((them)))

to finally kill xalrider

[naive bison]

the only way i go down is like al capone

[spring quail]

@lavish drift TAX CHEAT ALERT

[lavish drift]

Syphilis in prison?

It’s kinda a rough way to go tbh

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

i wasnt talking about the death

[acoustic delta]

Xals name should be al hormone because he has so much estrogen in his system she does not even know what genitalia they have because it cant see anything below his fat belly

[naive bison]

i was talking about the imprisonment

isn't syphilis sexually transmitted?

that means im safe

[acoustic delta]

Virgin

Your momma gave it to you looser

[lavish drift]

Something being transmitted through bodily fluid doesn’t mean it’s only sex that spreads it

[naive bison]

FUCK

[acoustic delta]

You and iedy should stop making out in off-topic its gonna spread

[primal kayak]

You should rename yourself to MeanAndMysticalTree

[drifting mantle]

wants to go down like al capone (imprisonment)
says he's safe from sexually transmitted diseases

[acoustic delta]

Imprisoned for dming minors in newbies chat

[naive bison]

there may be a hole in my logic

[lavish drift]

Al Capone probably didn’t even get syphilis through sex

[acoustic delta]

You like taking it in your hole

[spring quail]

i wont take this out of context

[acoustic delta]

Homo

[lavish drift]

He worked as a bouncer for a brothel and prob got it while throwing out (beating up) a guy that had syphilis

[bold kettle]

wait so whos getting molested right now

[acoustic delta]

Xals logic is if there is a hole there is a goal even if its a on a fat troll

[lavish drift]

Anyone I can get my hands on

[naive bison]

you

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1184249728641290310/1480987368063242291/image-122.png?ex=69b1ac77&is=69b05af7&hm=9ab825c7e803f895406629784fccf8b2503ce6966516f086793a5052ea791ec3&

[storm stream]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sister-mei-tole-tole

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-rowley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules-gif-26773802

[bold kettle]

[primal kayak]

Reminds me of this guy

[pseudo robin]

That gif remimds me of based harry was to havr a vault full of gold but leave the weaslys in near poverty

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lESbGX519Pw

[acoustic delta]

@drifting mantle

[dusk sentinel]

ClankerGPT

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/stanley-kubrick-dave-bowman-keir-dullea-hal-9000-2001-a-space-odyssey-gif-14655560533284522089

[drifting mantle]

If that movie was made today, HAL would just gaslight the fuck out of the crew

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY01wW7pEzc

[stone blade]

@naive bison @river zealot

[drifting mantle]

https://fixvx.com/Notwokenow/status/2031033478926454919?s=20

Kentucky Girl (@Notwokenow)

Pigga please! 😂😂😂😂

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 3:44 PM

[fading mountain]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031103502345286047

krus🪖 (@krus_chiki)

Mac n cheese lol

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 8:23 PM

[prime zenith]

halo ring cut

[acoustic delta]

Sir cumference

[storm stream]

https://klipy.com/gifs/laughingcat-cat-laughing-meme

[gleaming grove]

HUH!?!?!?!?!?!?!

AK2012 is that you?

Im

Genuinely afraid

And intrigued

[fading portal]

what is that gun

it looks so weird

[stone blade]

resembles the metro 2033 one

[abstract ruin]

looks nothing like kalash 2012 from metro

[naive bison]

Good night everyone

[stone blade]

dont randomly explode please

[naive bison]

I will intentionally explode all over your face while you are sleeping

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-bar-gif-4298875606784040546

Good night to you too Mr. I will intentionally explode all over your face while you are sleeping

[stone blade]

WOAH WOAHHHHHHHH

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[storm stream]

@stone blade @naive bison @narrow lotus @pale ingot

[pale ingot]

wait it has tits

helll no..

[visual stirrup]

m249 machine gun goes hard
reminds me of the "M2 Stinger"

[long spire]

based

[visual stirrup]

"One bullet, no trigger, goes off randomly"
reminds me of the most awful gun idea i've ever had

the open bolt-action rifle
it fires after you close the bolt manually

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/it-should've-been-me-gif-905772097089658553

[spring quail]

its soupin time

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBg9ZAqBifQ

the soup even makes an appearance on the battle barge

better angle

[quaint ore]

this is how you know the devs are russian

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/viralwigs-gifs-viralwigs-gifs-fighting-viralwigs-gifs-roblox-viralwigs-gifs-roblox-fight-gif-6428025708874219256

[fresh rose]

Saber Interactive Inc. is an American video game developer and publisher based in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Founded by Andrey Iones, Matthew Karch

[quaint ore]

founded by Russians in St. Petersburg in 2001

[quaint ore]

also florida has a fuckoff huge russian diaspora

[drifting mantle]

careful, I've got muted for posting dudes getting dental care in the past

[quaint ore]

The dev studio that makes it used to be located in St. Petersburg (Russia), but was relocated to Armenia

[vestal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[visual stirrup]

you are awaited in valhalla

@coarse bear
please send him there

I already downloaded the video

[river zealot]

no dont ping dry

ping blood

@vale sand

[vestal nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823272248882233384/1373524096612044850/togif-23.gif

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-pootis-engage-heavy-tf2-pootis-heavy-run-gif-17498901

sniper and dry racing to ban this idiot

[primal kayak]

Here take this, you deserve it

It's supposed to say retarted

[vestal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[visual stirrup]

yeah
he's a retart

[primal kayak]

I sometimes have problem with words

[visual stirrup]

you are where you belong, brother

[primal kayak]

Here take this instead

[quaint ore]

bro is getting fucking deleted

[fading portal]

rest in peace

[wooden veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-confused-john-travolta-gif-16946746

[quaint ore]

also he said it 42 times

[vestal nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287527372240982118/1287566308850012223/image.gif

[fading portal]

genius

[visual stirrup]

his descendants are banned for the next ten generations

they will never get to play GAMMA 2 or GAMMA 3

[quaint ore]

fucking north korea'd

[vestal nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114209874767781938/1283914169149820951/caption.gif

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[vestal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/help-gif-9858523764566581784

[dreamy flax]

@wooden veldt (crvd) has been muted for 7 days for reason: Dumbass with more n-word memes. -7d

[vestal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-throw-angry-guy-out-of-milk-gif-14265412

[solar breach]

Stubs goes crazy

[bold kettle]

We're all one word away from Desintegration

Not like irl but in discord

Although it would be funny

Imagine saying it and turning into sand

Like in avengers

[coarse bear]

Actually, looking at it after a piss

He do be looking to leave

[bold kettle]

What

[dreamy flax]

@wooden veldt (crvd) has been banned for reason: Nevermind, you're fishing for the ban actually. Time well spent

[bold kettle]

Damn

[coarse bear]

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/infinity-war-avengers-death-cjb1967-gif-18666703

[dusk raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013771389255294986/1463601270525923421/attachment.gif

[gleaming grove]

Service Pig

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-smiling-friends-vanish-smiling-friends-sand-dust-smiling-friends-old-man-smiling-friends-funny-gif-3985486506214228246

[spring quail]

damn i go make soup and miss something

[drifting mantle]

Where do they take him?

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/you-already-know-the-office-dwight-gif-16954116657958104662

[storm stream]

bro is calling his 'neighbour'

[lusty hazel]

38

next question

[narrow sorrel]

camo?

[drifting mantle]

Camouflage

[narrow sorrel]

just wear a hoodie and jeans

[lusty hazel]

or be like me

[narrow sorrel]

armband if you really care

[lusty hazel]

drip or drown

and I'm drowning in drip

[primal rapids]

Jeans and flannel is the ultimate camo

[narrow sorrel]

who cares about drip just wear what's comfortable

[lusty hazel]

you mean drip

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 general butt naked "just dont wear anything"

[primal rapids]

Naked Snake?

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/general-buttnaked-joshua-wassup-gif-11218435

[narrow sorrel]

no an actual former liberian warlord

and possible (former) cannibal

[lusty hazel]

Ukrainians use these with their own camo btw

[gleaming grove]

All I know is Ukrainian uses whatever they can get their hands on

[lusty hazel]

pretty even mix of jigsaw and mm14

[gleaming grove]

I do see a photo with like so many different camo once

[lusty hazel]

I mean they get issued mm14

but it all depends on the unit

my friends first unit allowed marpat and other camo

[gleaming grove]

Id love Marpat

Mixed well w the forestation they have

[lusty hazel]

but now it's 'banned' from use

[gleaming grove]

Dam

[lusty hazel]

banned due to command deciding it looked too much like larp

now they either wear mm14 or purely multicam

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-crying-crying-emotional-soprano-crying-sopranos-crying-gif-10618741817842554383