#🎪bruh-fart
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fucking hate when its a good day and im chilling drinking a beer and have to be reminded that everyone with any semblence of a following is a fucking bastard
i wouldnt groom you
Presidential level
i love violating tos

Fuck this app ong
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Promiscuous · Nelly Furtado · Timbaland
Loose
℗ 2006 Geffen Records
Released on: 2006-01-01
Producer: Timbaland
Producer: Danja
Programming Engineer: Demacio "Demo" Castellon
Composer Lyricist: Nelly Furtado
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Are you, perchance, tweaking?
*twerking
You teasing me now
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT AND I GOT WHAT YOU NEED 
Lol that enthusiasm
@stone blade (ivan_5kov) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Stop being toxic to newbies ivan , if they dont like their answer you can chose to ignore them instead of telling them to kill themselves
expected
free based retard yapper
1984
damn they just put the CEO of killing yourself into the intensive care unit
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Points of Interest
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Next level nostalgic
🚨BREAKING: OpenAI published a paper proving that ChatGPT will always make things up.
Not sometimes. Not until the next update. Always. They proved it with math.
Even with perfect training data and unlimited computing power, AI models will still confidently tell you things that are completely false. This isn't a bug they're working on. It's baked into how these systems work at a fundamental level.
And their own numbers are brutal. OpenAI's o1 reasoning model hallucinates 16% of the time. Their newer o3 model? 33%. Their newest o4-mini? 48%. Nearly half of what their most recent model tells you could be fabricated. The "smarter" models are actually getting worse at telling the truth.
Here's why it can't be fixed. Language models work by predicting the next word based on probability. When they hit something uncertain, they don't pause. They don't flag it. They guess. And they guess with complete confidence, because that's exactly what they were trained to do.…
We got scizo ai before gta 6
free homie
Pour another gazillion dollars into openai and it will surely fix it 
King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out
Rare xalrider trvthnvke?
You can? Bullshit
What the fuck? we cant even tell people to kill themselves anymore?
1984
Bro i need the context LMAO
ivan says "m4 and shotgun" from the screenshot the guy provided
guy reacts with ❌
ok then fucking kill yourself buddy 
makes me wanna go on the LTG monologue
did he tell someone to kill themselves in shitfart or newbies
And i say it as a novice role
newbie
Oh
dont have my pc on sorry king
and then ranted about it in offtopic
Well, thats deserved then
mm well you cant tell someone to kill themselves in newbies
theyre too sensitive there
now if you catch someone in brainfart its fair game
We can freely tell people to kill themselves here, this is our hometurf
"catch someone in brainfart" 
reminds me of kenrick lamar lyrics
wait for the newbie to go to brainfart and then bust out the golden cloak monologue
wtf @narrow lotus
Conspiracy theory
bro wtf is going on in america
someone tried throwing pipe bombs at cops during an anti iran war protest
there's people holding vigils for the ayatollah and shit
?? 
What
Damn, the group i hate attacks to another group i hate? Such wonderous 
??? just supporting terror attacks?
ok bro you're normal
I mean, to a perspective, both sides are terrorists, one side just making it systematically on state basis
Small shit vs big shit
mirning
what are these memes 🙏 😭
Average brainfart insanity
true
Loving Austrian machine pistols so much over here that we're making our own!
Song - Boss Fight - Jacek Dojwa/Sky Force OST
As a final animation for my fourth year animating, I wanted to do something that represented the channel: Cursed, fast, frantic, over-the-top and community suggested. Thankfully friend of the channel, former commissioner a...
Wrist breaker 5000
ok terrorist supporter
Ur welcome big yahu ball juggler 
find 1 example

Id say second
no, people like you do, cause they wont go 1 day without mentioning how jews control everything 
Point one single post

Hop off bro
i'm gonna get muted again so i'll stop there
thats what the evil muslims and anti semites want you to do xal so you shouldnt
Xalriders remaining two neurons fart and he actually takes a great decision to step away from obvious ragebait
what are u two talking about anyways?

Another iedy insightful commentary
Shittalking
if it means xal gonna get banned im in
It'd be like the mass tumblr exodus for gammacord
it would do the server good nobody here does anything good for the server
twink on it crazy style
Go away ham!
@tidal trellis happy womens day
no he says "buddy fix my phone"
giant walker robot transforms into a tank
I'm not a woman!! 
It's not false!! 
4 pm flop you need to lock in
Well actually it's 3:40 
30 lunch break

good to see fellow FranzJ enthusiast
literally been watching for more than a decade now
in my head I attribute certain eras of csgo to uploads
unboxed my only knife sometime around the hitting p vid
what knife?
dookie stiletto
Why!
why not

@stone blade Happy Birthday To All Women post on Reddit Romania
posted 4 hours ago
0 upvotes

Bro why u ping him while hes muted, thats evil
he can still see it
the redditor tought he would get some puss
here i even gave him a kek to react
this has to be AI
because the guys in the background dont stare at all

i mean yeah but i still dont believe not one stared at her anyway
also yeah , that is a given
whores be whoring
theres an easier way to know if its ai
Sadly it isnt, the reflections are working and people do not deform after passing behind someone
women teaching basketball to guys
Its staged ofc
that too
also i dont see a black person playing basket ball, either this is a shitty basketball team or this is PE
Lemme have a wild guess
1-high school pe teacher
2-horny teen
Yea its a high schooler gooner bait
and they are neither high schoolers
The classic high school themed corns where the "high schooler" in question is 35 yr old dude
what the fuck is this bro
Uk has no penis, lore accurate
So who muted Ivan and why?
AI is crazy bro
its ai
"european males"
@narrow lotus coaie
din toti aia de a 10 si ala de a 11
si a 9-a
am a treia cea mai mare nota la concurs
au fost 61, 88, si 92

my 2 classmates who studied 2 weesk got 20 and 33
and i get 61
with no study

Yeah this counts transwomen too
listen dry i don't care if you're trans
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @fossil swan https://x.com/cs2skin_com/status/2029984994668707955
Kazakhstan's not on that map, dummy
or any map, for that matter
you know the "how often do men think about the roman empire?" meme?
and how it's almost every day
"how often do you think about kazakhstan" is the opposite side of that
I dun get it
Real alt history hours
its probably a made up caption
wooow no way
I don't think Eurostat gathers information of the penis tip color in europe
could be wrong tho
This mf talking minion language
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @fossil swan @stoic girder @coarse bear @vale sand @grizzled meadow
how i felt opening yt to this
have u found gf yet?
or
father ?
u think its funny
i found it sad
he hasnt found the right goy
nah like for real
i cant speak
i mean he has badies in school

Pdf?
what

why does it look like hitler is back and he's into cs
He choose to be happy
Is it over for me?
Tfr sucks cuz nothing happens for like a gazillion years until the modder gives u a treat and lets you play the game
I hate people who wants to love everyone equally thats why
I hate everyone equally

Ive been going for achievements in my last couple of playthroughs and vanilla isnt that bad tbh
true

Made by same creators of “How to bring the knife to your school”
make it 9mm at least
I swear you find the most obscure stuff
*weird

You mean tiktok?
I have a niche taste
@pseudo robin @prisma venture
hello
I didnt even know
Happy foid day
You can't spell woman without man so it's basically man day
Also have you noticed how every weekday has "day" in them?
Change the d to an m
Also change the y to an n
And you get monman
Tuesman
You can figure it out
Sunman
See, he gets it
Hi 
Hey
hiiiiiiiii
good talk

What?
I mean atp I'd rather live in my parents house because the housing market has seen better days
What the bug doin
Yo mom
new concept
racial slur
I think I want to buy one of those tracked tractors
My plans are working
"what is stock market even about bro 😭 "
just try out davinci resolve and i make some fun jjk stuff
(i like the program)

Xalrider's YouTube algo jumps from Agartha edits to this
trukelodyte

This guy is a manipulative cunt btw
why
Not sure if it was this specific channel or another one but they went to brandon herrera
i don't watch him
just got the vid
And tried to paint him as a child killer gun toter
After he accepted them as a friend
Nooo, what did Ididathing do 
He did a thing
I am not sure they cpuld just look the same
Boyboy is the channel the brandon herrera was posted on
Ididathing looks like one of the guys there
Found on reddit
Ok then its him lol
Yea
Painting a man that he is ok with using children as target practice is fucking retarded
And assholeish behavior
Especially since he lives next to fucking uvalde.
that's so cowardly
by definition
like a snake in the grass
even making a robot dog with a gun after Uvalde is kinda distasteful
One thing i noticed about a few australians is that safe edgy humor is everywhere
typical australian aesthetic
the penal colony phenotype
tbh a lot of these guys are from melbourne
@narrow lotus @river zealot @coarse bear what the fuck is my recommended dawg 😭
which is the australian equivalent of california
mine is funnier
i love the anti gun people having 0 idea about any functions of guns
they still think the AR-15 rifles are the fucking Tony Montana M16 with a UBGL

also the ones that are like
hunting rifle
God I wish they were
weapon of war
i am for basic gun regulation as in you need to be trained to use guns in order to buy them
the adar is hot
cause i dont want to be responsible for some retard buying a pistol then shooting himself in the head cause he doesnt know basic weapon safety
it just looks like it smells very nice
I think they should be given free of charge with some eldest son ammo
this is 100% leon quote
video games would be much better if people actually talked like this
Theres evil outside. But there is evil within too
Wow
its called an espresso iedy
here we call it " can you stop your shit joke and bring me the real coffee"
Youd hear me screaming like a hunter from left 4 dead
to be fair them turkish little coffee cups
also my brother in christ you went to an expensive cofee shop
of course the cups will be small
what do you think this is? America?
alriiiiiiiiiight
Alright
Demitasse
yeees
we want to see the demitass
demitits
that's how you should have known it's a dream
artem woke up, rolled over and hugged his boyfriend
it also had good weather
BUT I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE
universe giving you hints
true
it slike tarkov!!
it's just like takrov guys
it's like bideo game
Relateable
video game capturing the feel of where you live is hype tho that's why I love far cry 5
hell yeah baby
that's how a fight between me and artem would look like
he'd use his small stature to hide from view beneath my belly
have you tried the beautiful landscape of AmericaLand just avoid the peggies
@river zealot
smiling friends does this drawing
gets cancelled
curious.
broke
but one day
airshitting today 🙏
where is artyom
trigger warning please
bro you can literally see the pussy lips outline
mooooooooodsa
What did I miss
god damn it
the moment i go in a different server to talk to someone
i whipped out my binoculars bro
Was that the post Quinn made? About the sweaty teacher?
i'm not answering that
Why 
@river zealot
charlie from smiling friends is a skuf

he's even balding
is this season 5 of the boys
Yep.
I stopped watching after s3
same, it got too on the nose for me
@river zealot @naive bison anyone the moment you die in Tarkov and the other is streaming your body
like a 2/10 joke
3 if i had like 2l of kvas
this is such a good way to describe it
remember the fight with the replicating guy?

When you get your gear back next raid:
not the pussy lips again bro
ok let me break it down to you why i can ban you right now
-
You are reposting someting i deleted , which is not cool
-
Using them types of programs that show delteted messages is actually against Discord ToS
so yeah never show anyone you are using that shit
bring back gachi posting
📚 pussylips
Slang term for labia minora (small lips) which conceal the entrance to a pretty woman's heaven. They look best glistening with pussyjuice when the woman is excited and wants fucking. In older women, or if the pussy has been [overworked], the lips may protrude to various degrees - [pussyflaps]. Some men (some women too) enjoy the meaty consistency of pussyflaps when [eating out pussy]. There is a fine line here between delight and disgust!
Her pussylips were like [delicate] [curtains], coated silver with her juices, [waiting] to be parted.
homosexual
iedy reads "labia minora" and his ass is like "i don't know astronomy bro" @river zealot

what is that sentence'
poetic
no
@fluid mantle (omarkhhayyam) has been kicked for reason: ZOV not allowed in username / bio in this server
man i was using that
just now?
why the hell not?
make it an emote
tuff and nottuff
"it's the same, just reversed

mr penis the goat
multifunctional
you can live without mr balls and your mr penis will work just fine for most other things
not reverse though
jokes over
thinkin about penis
Fellas I love you all
Not romantically but like a family 
What if we want you to love us romantically
same lad
#nohomo
Hang up your computer call
Go to the local park and remind the ducks and geese that it was man that was made in God’s image
me core fr
apparently there was a plan to turn pennhurst into a fucking data centre
Dude why does he has kurd brows
Some retarded kid came to work with Covid
I’m waiting outside to see if they ejected him like they said
kys
also kys
i did clarify this this is typical to melbourne rather than entire aussie land
melbourne is a shithole lived there for years
if you are from melbourne - my sincere condolences
You seem like you ate too much mean beans

i always wondered what is considered to be the worst part of australia
alice springs
the desert
it's not even close
seeing the images i can assume its due to it being in the scorching ass rape part of the country
large aboriginal population therefore it's a shithole
simples
didnt you only outlaw shooting them in 2011
same goes for most of western australia and northern territory
idk
Malign melanoma farming skin
"We dont have ozone layer" type skin color
don't be jealous we get 300 days of sunshine a year
my country is the polar opposite of australia when it comes to malign melanoma skin farming
even if you stand outsdie 24/7 in lithuania you will still have vitamin d defficiency
grim
tfw winter only has 3-4 hours of sunlight
it got to -29 this winter

the evil ass rape region where every winter is akin to a endgame superevent
yeah in some areas
New Zealanders probably get a lot more
makes sense, high ele
ok nvm its like 7 hours at minimum but majority of it is taken out cause you are either working or at school during that time
so practically speaking your ass only gets 3 hours
Good ending
calm down hamm
Why me!
if vtuber watchers blew their brains out rn, the world would instantly become a better place
Watch this.
Thanks
and still not a single funny woman
folk
you have a keen eye
y'all can't even simp over a real woman, it's gotta be some shit that doesn't even exist
fawk off mayt
yee fawkin khant
Beatboxing turtle 
What does that make me
a child
an apex predator
because you're better at the game than me
Persian beatbox
@drifting mantle
kill yourself
you're fat
@narrow lotus @river zealot @stoic girder https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQIXfklD6tC/?igsh=bXoya21pdXI5eTdy
what?
some kid came to work with covid, told everyone
everyone reported him to leadership
leadership didn't do anything, at least 20 people including me went home
he was wearing a muh comrade ushanka
covid doesnt exist buddy
Big Mike!
it's pissing rain outside and he left the windows open in his car
The covid dude?
yeah
I didn't like carbon's soundtrack that much
Karma
free interior car wash
never played that game
And some are lesser
Yea, I didn't really like boss canyon races
Only because I was ass in those
Still I managed to beat the game 
didnt play the right race
oh wait you were talking about a racing game not races
I miss bounties 
is midnight club worth playing
@naive bison
he was walking on the rainbow crosswalk you couldve hit him with the f slur
fire back bro
ratchet and clank ofc
im on snivelak
with the big robot boss
im trying to level up weapons on the bridge with 3 tanks but euGH
hop on mgs1
bitch
august needs to get here
Vol. 2?
yuhr
Only on X can you witness the spaghettification of a common house fly from a Portuguese account
QRT: jameswebb_nasa
Depois de cruzar o horizonte de eventos, não há retorno possível.

i dont think thats much to give up
why are you so mean
THIS IS TRUE AND REAL
soo how's everyones day going? 
you are the one outside

unrelated
holy shit they got aladdin fighting shapeshifting f35's
eyes wide shut?
It is.
They had him censor it during filming. I wonder why? 
holy fuck I need so much money
Average arma 3 op
Flying rats
One bite treats
Ok flying government drone
↪️ Replying to @voidsrus4
@voidsrus4 @rv51768652 @P4kiR4mb0 ELON MUSK IS A PEDOPHILE! *BUUURP* I'M PICKLE RIIIICK!
@hollow forge is this true
when a newbie joins brainfart and posts dumb shit
tfw u realize ur back is too stiff to even get halfway down into a sumo deadlift
Song and image are owned by Three Rings Designs. I earn no money from these videos, I just wanna share the game's awesome songs :3
spiral knights my beloved
would trade the last 9 years of game releases to give that game a consistent 60k daily user minimum
looted skulls??
always the UK taking historical shit from their rightful owners
yeah dawg thats what u do when u defeat ur enemy. u loot their shit. just like in the games
artem can't stop winning
first russia accepts US security guarantees
now he can marry
operations successful - Ukraine destroyed
@naive bison
mothers lecturing their kittens that get pregnant but not their daughters that get run thru by 50 frat boys
just let people enjoy things
the std blast ability gets unlocked
queef becomes pepper spray
I was already giggling bro, you did a wombo combo 😭 😭 😭
like when you play postal 2 and get gonnorhea you get upgraded piss
@quaint ore
squirting becomes biohazardous release
straight long-range nuclear waste shot

leave that mf alone
woaw (basedbasedbasedbased)
woaw (basedbasedbasedbased)
re9 or ratchet 2
are we allowed to say that
hop on fortnite rhythm game gamemode
thats a thing?
its fine falco
reacted it
yes its the only reason i installed fortnite ever
half of brainfart
ive never even played the royale i just installed it for 1 hour to try the rhythm game and it sucked
im just gonna put the ultra edition of dj max respect v on a credit card
can I repeat anything Falco has said?
iedy too yes
especially ok to repeat the things xela says when he invokes an urban dictionary post
idk khorne kinda seems like he knows whats up
yall gotta tap in on nurgle
refer to the 23rd word in that message
academically site the message Everytime I use the word from now on
actually wait that would be reallying funny if the automod didn't cuck me
"please refer to the 23rd word in that one falco message from the 27th of june 2023 at 22:07"
remove this tumblr post
need pictures with that

Gotchu homie
I love how brainfart got terrorized over some pointy triangles 
i never watched much adventure time why does the one in the "butchy goth" category have a vagina on her forehead
can yall pick 1 or 2 reallyyy quick
2
you told me to
you're messed up...
do deaf people have internal monologue
its an accent if he's missing only a section of his finger, its a speech impediment if the whole finger is gone
Seriously though, humans originally think in shapes and images, we only start thinking with words later on, so it's likely they have their own version of monologue
There is a large percentage of people with no internal monologue.
Aphantasia?
That's not being able to rotate a 3D image, I think.
Ivan won't tell me what it means but he sent me a meme
I read more about this, it was a diplomat in Israel that wanted to take his partner with him but was told no 
That shit was going on since euromaidan
Theres been a bunch of movements and pushes for that
Way before netanyahu or zelensky even came to power
Fair enough.
We have a simillar thing going on here but the big hardstop for legalisation is that our constitution was written by christian democrats who defined what marriage is
And its defined as a union between a man and a woman
Is there even legally a difference between a civil union and a marriage?
Huh?
McDonald's expensive af
McTiny Burgers, McBig prices
they made jon stalker from stalker into a real person
I don't see what's wrong with that. Marriage is for raising a family, not recreational sex.
Marriage is for tax benefits
i need a khorne best bud
Way more fitting for the flop command
agreed







