#🎪bruh-fart
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Hal, tell them the German hunters meeting joke
@toxic sundial Do you wanna hear the german hunter joke?
I know it
damn
did yall knew that germans have song for shotguns
shifty also knows it
basically what im feeling rn lol
credits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykYDwz52CaM
tags:
#germany #shotgun #remington #history #pumpgun #sigma #german #pop
you live it. now shoot someone and say you thought they were a goose 
i do?
yes
i dont remember say it
I'm not like a fucking crazy person
yeeeeeeehaw
I think other people hunting is based
Hi brainfart
Treffen sich zwei Jäger. Beide tot
Two hunters meet each other. Both dead
I know you guys think the worst of me but I promise I am normal
YOUNG MAN, NEVER GOON
thats a nice one
Always goon
Treffen in German has a double meaning
It means meet and hit
call you a young man in 2001 the way you're willing to die for bush?
cinema honestly
German humor
oh. "meet" each other. with bullets
ZIEL GETROFFEN 🗣️ 🔥
that is actually kind of funny
When the news reaches the Germans, they are irate.
telefone mast
thats the ep where germans dont know funny
i know they want to fuck the dog, i keep seeing touhou fans posting it
"Sleeping with diverse women"
Dont forget about various more thing the Touhou fan wants to get their magic wand stuck into
dude i dont know anything about her other than that shes like a dog
Well touhou sanest fans
Want to fuck a flower, a statue, an umbrella, a bat, and a cat
I layed with many women and never got stebed
Pick your poison
and something else im not sure i can say
aforementioned dog fuckers
most of them are ehhh ahhh emmm dead or in house full of mentals
ahh he gets it
peak
probably true
The bird too
I mean, I dogded a MASSIVE bullet with that emo chick who called me a heteronormative cis men... While we were talking about caffein
stop gooning
she called u what
I had to google as well
people just call me racist
but u are on hole other level
well they call me a lot words
but none of that
racist,sexist,anti semite, retard, autist, golem
and some other surly
heteronormative means, you think being hetero is the normal default in a society (which it is)
cis male means you're born a male and feel like a men (again normal)
So she basically called me a normal dude in woke language
you missed out on the greatest pegging of your life
probably
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i see
so u are
normal
cool
yes
Man how can I get the old soviet mic for computer
terms of respect basically
That everytime I talk on Online class it sounds like I was screaming at my loader to load APFSDS
how do you unlock the golem title?
i mean i know who i am but never called me liar
i got 2 meters im bald and have beard
i think thats how it came to it
holy shit
did you grew up near a radiation zone by any chance?
i even tell u guys when i take shit
nah
i grew up in ostrava
kinda hard city
lot of gypsies
ah
but im peacefull
you ate them as a kid and grew this tall?

meets 1 tall dude starts bowing ok
dont need to bow
so we know hals type
Oh true that, I hate that shit as well
I always sit in 4 seaters because of it
i try to
also the
handls like the "pipes" are fuckin low
i need to bend a little so i dont hit my head
shit is abysmal
The world should be build for the tall and mighty... Not the small and pathetic
@prisma venture if you were bitten by mosquito you cant be tall
nah
i allweys fart at night
Actually you can be tall
they all die before they get to me
dont need to be ass kisser bro i know that tall germans had some good jobs if they were tall
Cuz you know
and had blue eyes etc
You are low or-bit
@drifting mantle but u dont know the pain to buy surplus camo
or cloths in general
you need the world built for the 600lb
trying to get DPM trousers for like 5 months now
Shouldnt be too bad
Yeah, well those days are long gone... And even for my height, everything is to small
I can only imagine how shitty it must be for people bigger than me
nope british people are fuckin small they dont have trousers for people above 180 cm
Surplus camp gears are not hard to get unless ypu are meaning to get the material like fabric sheet and stuff
Then they are very hard to get older original camo
Europe doesn't have the space for that 
but America does!

I want to get m70 alpenflage jacket with accompanying backpack
I thpught brit are pretty tall
hold on
yeah tiny countries with no land left
Europe for the 2 meter people
America for the 600lb guys
@toxic sundial
I think
clothes in general, I do

or im trying to buy original flecktarn trousers
i got only repro from MFH
and bro shit is none existed
flecktarn would be cool but weirdos make it wierd
its called larpers
and im one of em
Not the kind I'm talking about
oh?
I'm talking about the larpers who like germany a little too much
thats what im saying
I hope you're not
The only thing by bud had from the army that fit him was his class A uniform, the OCP uniforms didn't fit his 6ft 6 tall ass
but im buying this parka after like 3 months of searching for size 19
hold on let me look up what size 19 is so I can call you fat
i can tell u
No. 19; 185-190/110-115 185 - 190 cm 110 - 115 cm 63 cm
and im only buying that becuse 17 or 18
@naive bison what is a "xal" and why are you riding it?
@toxic sundial so whatp u found something
wuh
oh I was joking
🙁
is it really true assad became gooner in russia and he plays vidya all day?
📚 Xal
A [spelling] of [Crystal] (the name). xmas = [christmas] as xal = crystal
[Nobody] watches [Invader Zim] [more than] Xal.
📚 cockrider
To some, this could be a male or female who aimlessly likes to "ride [someones] cock, or penis" in a rough, or [hardcore] fashion. These [cockriders] do this several times a day, and get alot of pleaseure out of doing so.
Man 1- Hey [you know that] bitch Patty?
Man 2- Yeah I've [hit that] dog.
Man 1- No shit playa?
Man 2- Yeah the otherday we fucked, and when I [thought it was] over the bitch wanted it again and again
Man 1- Boy that slut Patty sure is a cockrider, wanting the cock that much in 1 day.
Leon gives me no respect
resident evil games are just madden for homosexuals
one releases every 2 years and it's the exact same gameplay every time
^ i smell arma larper
I don't even have arma
if you're going off of my pfp, it's from beta decay
Oh, this guy doesn't even play videogames.
I was against getting reforger for a long time but it's actually pretty good
I've heard a lot of good about it
Freak kitty
as much as people wanna call apex or marathon slop, I actually had a lot of fun with apex
Not the most egregious price
It looks like a vomit for the game style ngl
I guess they want to go with all thos bright color and neon green but
It doesnt sit w me
it's a very distinct art style
it's not really made to be appealing to everyone like a lot of big corporate games are nowadays
just wish it was attached to a better game lmao
Marathon looks cheeks
Calling it Marathon fucked them.
Tbh
If they want to make a game where its a theme of competition
I prefer the style of The Finals
Marathon as a series was never a fucking pvp game lol
Like yes its also vibrant and colorful but The Finals looks more appealing
It pioneered story based shooters
I know
It was a DOOM like game back then
Or Quake like
And it was a prototype for halo
Wasn't it the first game that did mouse aiming?
Dunno
A game with such a legacy turned into pvp comp slop
Like bro how hard is it to not fall onto the same fucking hole so many others did
Concord was also only 40€ just saying
And Cup is right, the art style is atrocious
They could have just taken Destiny 2's engine and made a story shooter.
Destiny 2s engine is strange
Slap MP mode to it and call it a day.
Would have been a huge breath of fresh air
And here goes the contrarian
Doom already proofed that there is a market for this kinds of games.
Fun fact
Marathon has a quite long running allegation of stealing Ghost in the Shell Style arts from various artists
I wouldn't say that
doom kinda filled out the market I don't think others could compete in that same space
True
because of the company pushing artists beyond their limitations, so they had to resort to theft
The thing is that Doom is a singleplayer game, once you play it you don't touch it anymore.
So there were players just waiting to play something.
still looks like the artist had barely time to do anything, so the whole game looks like a graphical error lmao
players looking for more after doom would be serviced by ultrakill

tbh I don't care about taking inspiration from other art and making similar things, which is what a lot of them did, but also being put on a timeline that tried to get it out as quickly as possible makes people resort to that stuff
because megacorp needs money or something
Weren't they losing people too after Destiny 2?
the company is still a piece of shit, but the artists shouldn't be attacked for it
it's your end problem
cuz comfy one did work
discord or connection issue
that is all
just got out the shower who's gonna get me pregnant
I hate this piece of shit app
Discord is catching up
Oh no
This is the screaming guitar version of the S&S III song from 2008. It was recorded and sung by the excellent death metal singer Gabriel Castro and his band Deconstructivist.
The song was composed by Oliver Joyce, 2008.
yeah discord pretty much shit itself
it's all jank
I was hoping discord didn't delay the age verification stuff so I can get an excuse to leave this shitty platform
LMAO
true
i spent
12 hours in the mines
then had to go talk to my bitch wife and feed my 3 kids
anytime i make a mod report now ill make sure to have boobs bouncing to get iedys attention
You didn't already do that??
no
Rookie
(It was just a groupchat with the boys)
Another Baseless Accusation classic
The doors of Agartha are always open to the worthy
I feel like the game keeps getting worse
it's harder and harder to finish a single quick play
not harder as in difficult harder as in I'm not having fun no mo
Good night fellas
@narrow lotus
you can also teach someone how to play piano by administering high voltage electrical shock like when you rezurrect frankenstein's monster
bros running mate is vivek LMAO
Thats pretty cool
A bit cringe.
Basic joke about common guy reply to gf messages, and everytime she say: "And send her dickpick also".
that's what the reaching into the pants is
thanks
No problem!
not that funny
and they speak like dumbass "thuggish" typical male russians to the point that it's difficult to understand
Bandit-speak
She just say that she dont care bout what damage can cola cause and she ready to die from it. Write "she liked cola" on my tombstone.
so a sugar addict
200ml of cola per day
Not sure bout that, I guess she just exaggerates over it.
Oh, my bad, just get it wrong first time.
Yeah, sugar addict.
why is he bald?
We're not so different
According to the shelter he had a laceration on his head
They treated it
Oh
And other places too some cuts and scraped
oh, poor lil fella
Baldness from head wound treatment is a classic
i got a new spray
based tf2
Gotta pre pop finasteride at that point

shit like this is why the guillotine was invented
Looked him up, he is a vegan too.

Absence seizure
Normal to see in the kids like in his age, anormal if it persists down the line
someone awaken the flop
I remember why I don't use YouTube as often
And I wish he asked for my help more often looking back.

@tidal trellis
go dig trenches, kitten
The A7V Schützengrabenbagger LMG Trench Digger needs to make a comeback
I LOVE BWEs


Is..is Marathon a Destiny 2 dlc? 
It was this cancer in Destiny 2 too.
If you're on some shithole map in some shithole country and two pscavs walk up to you kill them!
"I need you to pretend to be gey"
"Ok, I'll do it for Uncle Sam"
The guy tried to kiss him over the table and he goes: "No no, I'm not into hairy dudes"

He didn't go all the way for Uncle Sam 
"47 cruise missiles...we killed the janitor" 
@prisma venture @pseudo robin @dusk sentinel
p!mods
i dont have it
This guy is unable to Download the video
p!8ball do I buy a burger
:8ball: Who cares?
:8ball: There is a small chance.
@narrow lotus
True
Also good mornin
@narrow lotus @pale ingot nu m-am calificat la olimpiada
cu 78 puncte
85 puncte calificare in plm
@river zealot i thought this is mr frog
when i heard the "hello" from ricky gervais i thought he was the VA
this shit should genuinely be illegal
I think it is in very few places
But overall fuck Bungie
Everyone praising Marathon bro its the first day chill
Lets see how many play after 1 week and after streamers sponsors end

iran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
the art style is genuinely a fucking eyesore
holy shit
Half of people are like this, fuck em rly
Deal with jt
like everything looks like its 3d printed
There was a Romanian declaring he dont wanna end up selling his house to afford a ticket back home from dubai
He literally wouldnt pay 500-600 euro for tickets just to get his family out of a war zone

i mean its true
the single guy dies 100/100
Meanwhile refugees travel 2 countries with a backpack and a suitcase anything but stay in the warzones
Taking ur family on a trip in Middle East in the great 2026

or migrants traveling from some shithole african country on the rotor side of a giant container ship
get rescued after 2 weeks
sent back to africa
saying they will try again

i remember that story
same
Based
If they wont jail me then imma just do it again
Cant stop me - Ryder from GTA SA
oh yeah jailing is what we wanna do
infinity pakistani prison pop

Tbf they let them leave cause it means its a problem.leaving
Issue is they arrive in EU 
Hello man , is this Germany
No bratan this Russia
RUSSIA ?? 
We can say he is boning
no infinity taxpayer money

broke ass
wat da hel
This is what we need for Europe

wont stop the immigrants
just think about the hog rider for me for a seconjd
just have a think

your mother

📚 roll
[Informal] to make [something] at home; manufacture anything non-commercially (descended from the [practice] of rolling one's own paper-wrapped smoking instruments)
[I don't] buy store-bought [spaghetti sauce]: I roll my own [from scratch].
@narrow lotus @river zealot i just saw hasan piker collapse in walmart
Are you being fr or just referring to this
fucking stoner slang
bro why would live
- near a walmart
- near hasan piker
Yes im autist positive
wow
Coud be
A video perhaps 


jestergoonmaxxing
In front of da foid on algo
Yoooo

wtf

Thanks man
Had a really good laugh

why'd they take the lid off the pizza box
any reason to post a miyabi
I hope you just gave them the answer and walked away 

He asked me what wtf means

jaundice
ez
- Barber, why you have dirty hands
- Today i didn't wash nobody' heads
I hope he starts fucking with you
"what are backshots?"
bleak
what
Morning boys 
morning twink
Why!
@narrow lotus @pale ingot
im sitting behind three girls
i hear
"this is easy mode"
"boi this isnt tuff"
jarvis pull the trigger

absolute torture
I love that emoji
psychological warfare
Morning flop
#🎪bruh-fart message
What
dont expose him to that
What kinda stuff is he watching? He's watching this Pomni series
Twink

Amazing circus or what's it called?
Yes
why did you have to expose my eyes to that gif
i find it based how the creator of the amazing digital circus is willing to tank their own show because the fanbase turned insufferable
That's just wrong
I thought it's from the show?
No it isn't a clip from the show!! Some deranged person made that gif



I mean you watch stuff like Hazbin Motel which is full of insecure sex jokes and stuff... Wouldn't suprise me if the amazing circus has this content as well
Funny thing is you can also revert the guy's face and it works just fine
like tbh good on them hope the fanbase ends up absoloutely hating the ending
you get what you fucking deserve

Is he??
Also grok jumpscare
Grok is this true?
theyve said so on social media before the show even actually dropped iirc
idk if theyll follow through with it but if they do then based
because the fanbase of that show is degenerate and is actively attacking the creator for no fucking reason
I mean... What did they expect to be the audience for this stuff? Of course it's gonna attract the most deranged fanbase 
If they drop it, because of this... It was planned from the beginning.
Just to spite the people who they targeted. Which would be INSANELY BASED
True, that's why you should always gate keep
A fandom based around a cartoon not being insufferable is an anomaly
This makes me only respect the guy
They almost always cave towards these psychos
btw one of the things the creator is being attacked for is that the show has 2 main characters and the creator said that another character that people like wasnt one of the main characters
literally retarded, invalid reason to hate

For real
im praying to god that he did that on purpose cause people liked it
That's like me hating gamma, because hip isn't the main character
that would be so based
tbf theyre active on twitter and bluesky the most degenerate fandoms are there
It would be the ultimate humiliation 
Their anger is purely sexual btw
Re9
beat insanity for re9 under 4hrs
ohh
Pure sexual aggression you say?
Yes
They are only mad because of the amount of sexual fantasies they have manifested in it.
Text book fandom psychosis
i miss whenhe used to make youtube poops
Said the guy in BrainFart
It was made by artistic hands
what was his name, like smg4 or sm
Youtube poops are the sculptures of our era. Kids will wonder how we were able to do it instead of prompting it
yeah
it was
kino./...,,
pure kino
No
i dont rember nothin
btw smg4 became so mid for years before he killed the channel
i havn't made a gmod movie in a while so here's my Random MOVIEEEEE!
And my first gmod movie of 2007!
he like tried to introduce an actual serious story to it
instead of just shitposting
i think glitch studio is cool good for him i dont care much about it but still
Dogs are superior
Tend to forget glitch studio is not a corporate company and wont just give what the crowd wants
Based and true
also hes not the one thats like the creator of the amazing digital circus its another individual by the name of gooseworx
I dont trust these cat preferers
Cats are adorable, but dogs will always be mans best friend
Only women and mentally ill people get cats
Owning cats is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly purchasing dogs
Exacly
trve
what about white woman with 300 lb pitbull named princess
Dog protects her
You cant see their pussy. Could be a dick in there

man's best friend is horses
False
horses are fundamentally evil
which is why they are man's best friend for inside of every man is the capacity for evil
no, the desire for evil
Weak sperm
What do you mean?
Depends heavily on the character of the horse lol
Dogs on the other hand... Always there for you, big and small

horses have been ridden into combat since we started herding them
we use them for many things
i was walking home the other day and this little dog starts fucking barking at me and trying to bite my ankles, i didnt even do nothing
was about to kick the little shit like a soccer ball
he ran tho
Yes, but try to do that with a modern untrained horse lol
Dogs don't need that Training, they fuck shit up on the fly
Gigachad dog
a untrained horse will bite your head off
if you harass it enough
at least wild horses are chill most of the time and unlike dogs wont gang up and eat you alvie
horses are engines of pure evil which is why i love them
little bitch dog
my british friend's horse would run straight at people full tilt before turning last second
and he would always laugh after doing it
pure evil horse
imagine nearly dying and the horse starts laughing at you
My family had horses, it really depends on their character like I said.
There are some major cowards when it comes to horses...
They are flight animals after all... Not predators like dogs
Unleash the wolfdog
I want that fucker to experience whats its like to be a caveman getting mauled by another cavemans wolf
I rather bring a dog to the fight, than a horse
Exacly
my horse will just run over your dog and you
brick shit house vs a small dog
you and your small dog will be on foot while i will be on my trusty steed with a spear in hand
Talking like you own some war horse 
Get the fuck out
let a man larp once in a while
Bro gon own a fucking farm horse at best
Horses are expensive as shit to maintain and keep
More than a car tbh
yeah i know
my family owns horses still
My family tree has cossacks lol
some do it in the U.K. some do it in pakistan only one rn owns horses in the U.S.
They're also fragile fuckers... Holy shit, the amount of shit that can happen to horses.
i would like to own horses in the U.S. at some point
however
a civil war is probably gonna happen in our lifetime
Speaking of horses, I am still surprised that the most humane thing to do when a horse has a fracture is to put it down in many instances, at least that's the case for racing horses
Horse mod for gamma when?
they need all 4 legs to be evenly balanced and when one is out of wack its gonna make it suffer for the rest of it's life with constant pain
Wrong person to ask that, how about we meet in the middle, I copy paste the sausage item and add "horse" at the beginning of it's tag
what was that one race horse that like died from his heart exploding from having sex too much

Deal
i dont think that has ever happened recently
recently
Well, I kinda thought we'd have some sort of prosthetic for it by now since it's not uncommon
Horses are weak sperm
Mr Hands would disagree
hi my cute little chuddy
what's the difference between UK and Pakistan?
been to both can't tell
pakistanis have been to both too
one has a higher ratio of indian to non indian
one has dick heads the other also has dick heads


europe in general is a shit place to live so i dont care about the place
deport anyone you want you're doing them a favor
We tried to make it... Different
filled with dickheads and loons
@narrow lotus @pale ingot
and the people they let into the country are terrorists they give asylum to after they have them do their bidding in other countries like how they treat kurds
Average day in Berlin nowadays
Importing people into your flurishing civilisation, that can't create one on their own sounds like a great idea... Always
It was a great start with cheap labour, they just figured out that our system is dogshit and they could just abuse it instead
i mean they did have flourishing civilization until they got gang banged by european countries
But hey, MICA, get a license now and double tax any investment into crypto
despite having dictators leading them most of the middle east was on the rise until the arab spring

For sure

Nothing
some jews tore apart a cross to make a star of david in the uk or smth
what do you expect when the people who found them were funded by the british government to to overthrow the countries they originally came from
Britain, a hotbed of islamic radical terrorism
what a fucking disgrace and embarassment
actual treasonous government in the UK
kirk starmer is busy getting all our ids
committing a treasonous genocide against its own population
Are we deadass? External sources are now intervening because the UK has become a pile of shit nowadays
this was the plan all along
it's going exactly how they want it to
blame kirk starmer
How did the UK fall that fucking hard from grace
used to rule the world btw
WTF HEEEELPA
@narrow lotus @river zealot
MY TARKOV SITE SWITCHED TO ITS NATIVE LANGUAGE
xi chu an guo
the entire reason those schools are there is because the U.K. wanted to have british / western friendly countries
what better way to do it than to have them grow up with U.K. sympathies go back and overthrow the countries they are originally from
woke up and became chinese
Shon. 😭 👏🏿
folk
At what stage are they at the moment? It probably is all of them and none of them at once
I would say Ochlocracy
i dont see a theocracy on it but that's probably next
the united kingdom islamic khalifate

"how to have brown people stop flooding my country cause their country is being bombed"
"stop bombing them? we cannot abandon our valuable Ally in the middle east!!"
i wish the U.K. would just be nuked already
to stop brown people flooding the country is to just not let them in
you simply do not have to

you're not really obligated to let literally anybody into your country at all
And I don't think it NEEDS to be a Monarchy when speaking about anacyclosis.
Just some sort of dictatorship... Anything like that
also dont remember the UK bombing pakistan but thats just me
the better solution would be to stop attacking them but whatever
the U.K. tried to colonize pakistan as part of the british raj
They are incapable of damaging anything outside of their own country
when?
fromt he 1800s - 1940s
oh so because the 1800's, infinity pakistanis to the UK raping little girls

didnt tjey have this case
6 immigrants raped a girl and the girl got put in prison
or something along the lines of that
when did i ever say that LOL
I love when people speak about the age of colonization and pretend like Europe has conqured all those flurishing civilisations 
that's the logical conclusion
Yeah we are entering extremely muddy water, let's not continue the political topic
something something did bad long ago
gotta accept infinity "refugees" now

kill all
That was probably the german one, where she said islamophobic words after the fact and the goverment put her in for longer

be me love isreal
talk about rape out of nowhere
i remember something about a woman being punished for calling her rapist the F slur
@naive bison pick up the phone baby
yeeep might be that one
ion know where im from they would just behead the rapist 😹😹😹😹
dis chat boring as hell

and when they come over to a foreign nation they think they get to rape all over
The not happening list
This but unironically this part of the reason they let so many in
easy fix ngl
send em all back, zero value lost
was that an immigrant
how do we fix it og
give me perms
So true
just post memes lmao
i still remember the story about an immigrant in sweden raping and drowning a little boy in a pond, citing a "sexual emergency"
no
the same people will talk about the same topic bar for bar
@dusk raven should be gamma discords sole mod
now let's talk about israel 
nothing ever happens anyway
@thorny folio what goin on in swedeland
i rather not
goy fatigue
one of the most demonic things ive ever heard of
but enough of this
gonna get banned for saying the truth
Goy complains about israel because they aint them
@naive bison shalom rabbi how will the weather be today
Is this actually real?
now this is a funny sentence
Successfully muted 2 members.
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Mass mute
2 Users
Easier than manually muting 2 people
xal got ripped apart
ggwp
Mass shooter injurs 2
But for the funny factor, it was xal and alex
Holy based
make it a month

mman
no
Rare xal punishment 
we play in multiple
make a group retard
DOG
it ain't that hard

naur
its just better to play with lion of israel
I don't play that game, I gave them a bit of head room to react to my message, get one or two more messages out but there was no stop in sight
@naive bison
Holy cringe
Well.. that's what happens when a users enjoys too much leverage
p!8ball Is it time for food?
:8ball: I think so.
Iedy, how will this affect todays tarkov session?
no play ig

gonna play total war
double whammy W
Peak
cockrider muted for a day and brainfart is healing




