🎪bruh-fart

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!

[prisma venture]

And stuff like that

[drifting mantle]

Hats as well?

[minor cypress]

W

[prisma venture]

Planing on that

[tidal trellis]

Don't even

[drifting mantle]

I

[tidal trellis]

[prisma venture]

I got a knife tho

[tidal trellis]

Also Zoro ur still here? I thought u dipped

[minor cypress]

N

[cinder yew]

10:42 at night

For em

For me

[drifting mantle]

K @tidal trellis

[prisma venture]

Go sleep

[minor cypress]

Nah, just got a lil busy and spent time with the homies

I'll still lurk but not as often. Got sucked into doomscrolling SCP stories for a week

[drifting mantle]

Zoro would never abandon his retards

[tidal trellis]

why

[drifting mantle]

[tidal trellis]

Huh neat

[prisma venture]

Guh!

[drifting mantle]

[minor cypress]

We'll see if discord gets retarded with account verification at the end of the month

[steel bone]

Guh is the sound they do when being penetrated.

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

I'm eating!!! Shoo!!

[steel bone]

[prisma venture]

@tidal trellis can u confrim?

[tidal trellis]

Wha

[drifting mantle]

They will, but perhaps they don't target you because they think you're adult

[prisma venture]

Guh

[steel bone]

WHAHOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-mario-rpg-level-up-gif-14169015394825675348

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806434222046445568/855836486770753536/unknown.gif

Don't worry is just the one

[coarse bear]

If you've renewed your loicense

[prisma venture]

Kys

[tidal trellis]

Why do I keep sneezing, help

[prisma venture]

U are alergic to internet

[steel bone]

That's rabies obv

[drifting mantle]

Radiation sickness

[coarse bear]

Not enough fiber

[tidal trellis]

I don't think fiber does with why ur sneezing

[prisma venture]

What does he have enough of

[tidal trellis]

[minor cypress]

I'd hope so,my account is 11 years old

I just don't doubt discords ability to make the worst decision

[tidal trellis]

I'm not growing a third limb so don't think it's radiation

[minor cypress]

Drink water

[steel bone]

Estrogen

[pale ingot]

Never enough for him

[tidal trellis]

Why would I need that?

[steel bone]

"Not a single molecule of testosterone"

[prisma venture]

Today we are droping truth nukes

[tidal trellis]

I drink enough water smh

[drifting mantle]

You're falling apart... Next sneeze will cause your nose to fall off

[tidal trellis]

I don't think that's how that works

[drifting mantle]

Brush your teeth every day

[steel bone]

That's impossible

Same with taking a shower

[drifting mantle]

https://youtu.be/bcwBJyn-yMA?si=Cm9b2CMnEmXZZs5V

[steel bone]

[minor cypress]

At least one person gets the pfp reference

[steel bone]

Now at least two

[fallow trellis]

cucks clan

[drifting mantle]

cluckin' burger, clucky doodle do

Nvm their Name was cluckin' bell

[narrow lotus]

Alysa Liu was asked about GAMMA moderation , declaring that " the moderators are the best i've ever seen and they keep doing a good job "

[drifting mantle]

Damn, congrats to y'all!
Who is Alysa Liu?

[tidal trellis]

So how's everyone's day going? good? Bad?

[fossil swan]

USA 2026 ice skating champion

gold medal

[drifting mantle]

What

[fossil swan]

she won the thingamajig

with 1st place

[narrow lotus]

as cryon said , winner of gold medal

apparently there are memes of her making declarations about random shit so people start doing this

[sacred mountain]

Literally who

[drifting mantle]

Ahhh, okay I get it now

I am out of the loop

[fossil swan]

i mean i didnt know either

but i found out when i sent a reel of her to a friend

she told me who she was

[drifting mantle]

Is that also the chick, that put her Olympia suit online and someone bought it for 7K?

[fossil swan]

idk

shes barely a adult now or smth

like 19 or 20 idk

she retired at like 16 or 17

and came back for the love of the sport

[drifting mantle]

Damn

I want to retire at 17

[minor cypress]

Mid, car battery died on me so more things to fix. Not a bad week so far. You?

[narrow lotus]

didnt even finish high school and im done with work type shi

[drifting mantle]

For real

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate but my day is going alright

[minor cypress]

Satisfying work is good, but work is rarely satisfying

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169069531700932698/1475766202885210203/ph6ql9f9delg1.png?ex=699eade1&is=699d5c61&hm=0bbf56006ad27b89d09bf63c5b36fd5d318e41cbce7f5489ff502e188a1e547e&

Billions of devices must get bricked

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-happy-satisfied-gif-12196904

[coarse bear]

Bro said "give me tinnitus the anime"

[minor cypress]

With this artstyle, and the 2nd season letdown of promised neverland

[sacred mountain]

Chromosomemaxxing 😭

[coarse bear]

Apparently this show is "underdeveloped anime girl pugs play volleyball" or something

[minor cypress]

Holy shit i just thought it was a shitpost edit

[drifting mantle]

Underdeveloped in terms of character design?
Or in terms of she's retarded?

[coarse bear]

They look like they weren't fed or given outside time

[drifting mantle]

@pseudo robin your Koala escaped and is in the news

[solar breach]

my interior door handle snapped on me last week right after a really good night outing

shit was not fun

[coarse bear]

Wait no, they play BASKETBALL???

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/1629867778869022721

Karen 玉子焼き 🌸💫 (@FireSisterBee)

↪️ Replying to @FireSisterBee

She’s ballin’ tho

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Feb 26, 2023, 3:35 PM

[minor cypress]

Im blaming bad luck + cold weather. Battery was fine last week, no warning. Wake up today, battery dead but can be jumped and charges fine. Just doesn't hold

[solar breach]

yea

gramps starter died on him while we were trying to get to work one morning

cold weather really sucks for cars

[minor cypress]

It was oil change + tire rotation time anyhow, may as well bring it in and get it all sorted in one place

[quaint ore]

This shit feels like a shitpost

[solar breach]

the good news is that a good friend in the flooring business let me know about a secret to get my blower motor for my ac to keep running

its called beating the shit out of it'

[naive bison]

who were these animes made for?

little girls playing basketball

was it made for Drake?

didn't he have a music video where he's a girls basketball coach in school?

[solar breach]

i remember it so well

dry asf

could feel my arteries clogging

it was so good

[frail scaffold]

did yalls school also call it the chicken patty

or was that just ours

[naive bison]

yall school gave you chicken sandwiches

😭

[quaint ore]

Didnt that mod get taken off nexus

[naive bison]

wait what

[quaint ore]

P sure the only place you can rrally find it is basedmods

[naive bison]

there's a WEBSITE for that?

[quaint ore]

Yes

[naive bison]

THIS is why people are racist

[naive bison]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY

[coarse bear]

Usually, anime about kids in school/sports is made for kids in school/sports

[naive bison]

I think the core audiences of those didn't get the memo

[frail scaffold]

ooo vitiligo bat

[coarse bear]

I don't think the execs raking in money care much

[naive bison]

@coarse bear

[naive bison]

entire bat that looks like a cow's nose

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/harpersticker-harpergif-Y0JRurAr10MWWs5whu

[coarse bear]

Ourple

[narrow lotus]

THE CHAIR ROPE EMOTE

HAHAHAHAHA

[quaint ore]

That website is full of contraria politctard edgelords but its got some funny ahit

F.e a mod for skyrim to make windhelm MORE racist

[frail scaffold]

my favorite skyrim mod is "old people groan for no reason"

[runic kernel]

Hi Ledy Hi Dry Hi Xalrider Hi mr.chaplain

[naive bison]

put it under "realism" tag

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-damn-that-ass-can-fart-idk-what-else-to-put-here-laugh-please-gif-22197770

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @river zealot paid 140k+ roubles paying all the debts on the apartment we're selling, brother sends this after:

[little mirage]

In nexus mods you are allowed to race swap any white character, the moment you do it for a black person they immediately go redditor on you

Of course though sometimes the basedmods are out of pure contempt and have 0 reason existing. E.i. raced swapped Alan Wake 2 character

[coarse bear]

They should make a "random chest pains and joint popping events" mod

[solar breach]

just like morrowind 🥺

[frail scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gender-envy-morrowind

[solar breach]

SCRIB ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 💚 💚 💚 🔥 🔥 ✅ 😍

[frail scaffold]

crying

[coarse bear]

They put her in the meat grinder

[frail scaffold]

ai bros will jerk off to anything

we need to maximize ethical gooning

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-gif-14951209447545143190

[little mirage]

we should just maximize becoming eunuchs

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/pepperoni-number-fool-gif-13983131

[frail scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/calm-truth-nuke

[solar breach]

i cant keep up

jesus

[little mirage]

He looks like he is a giant from super mario

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2026217744384078185

GloriousEggroll (@GloriousEggroll)

HAHAHAHA FUCKIN CALLED IT. IVE BEEN SAYIN THAT SHIT SINCE THEY INTRODUCED IT

QRT: TechPowerUp
Intel Plans Return to Unified Core Design, No More Performance and Efficiency Core Split https://tpu.me/urhm

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 24, 2026, 8:48 AM

[coarse bear]

He gooned to AI slop

[steel bone]

Oh it's ai, nevermind.

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-explain-this-to-me-like-im-five-gif-4527435

[naive bison]

what

[naive bison]

why

[pale ingot]

we need to execute anyone who isnt gooning ethically

[sacred mountain]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2025975943529931240

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

NIK (@ns123abc)

🚨 META’s head of AI safety and alignment gets her emails nuked by OpenClaw​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

>be director of AI Safety and Alignment at Meta
>install OpenClaw
>give it unrestricted access to personal emails
>it starts nuking emails
>“Do not do that”
>*keeps going*
>“Stop don’t do anything”
>*gets all remaining old stuff and nukes it aswell*
>“STOP OPENCLAW”
>“I asked you to not do that”
>“do you remember that?”
>“Yes I remember. And I violated it.”
>“You’re right to be upset”

LMAOOOOOOOO

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 23, 2026, 4:48 PM

[dusk raven]

holy clanker W

[sacred mountain]

What does this even mean bruh these ai bros coming up with newest bullshit one can imagine

[vast wren]

has the war thunder brainrot got to me? my husband said something along the lines of a sex joke, my mind immediately went to a HEAT shell from war thunder

https://tenor.com/view/heat-ammo-heat-anti-tank-rocket-anti-tank-high-explosive-anti-tank-gif-27709061

[pale ingot]

get well soon

[vast wren]

I wish

[fallow trellis]

https://klipy.com/gifs/big-fish-fish

[coarse bear]

Newest Intel CPUs come with split cores
Next gen will not have this split, because it turned out to be ass

[dusk raven]

hopefully gpus are next and we stop getting rt cores

[drifting mantle]

[visual stirrup]

finally, a bench for guys like me

I would probably do the bench press more often if the gym benches were shaped like that

[naive bison]

i may or may not have voiced this meme with my best Aku impression in tarkov voice chat multiple times

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLISH SAMURAI
I LACED YO SHIT WITH THE PIECES OF THE LAAAST REMAINING TIME PORTAL

HAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[drifting mantle]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2022845725965500532

Pleometric (@pleometric)

Seedance 2.0
︀︀
︀︀Prompt: Clavicular’s morning routine, but make him not look like a psycho. Make no mistakes.

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FixupX · Feb 15, 2026, 1:29 AM

[storm stream]

@quaint ore

[quaint ore]

truke

tbh mid physique nowadays is insane athleticisim back in 2010

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

That's why my goal is to just look healthy and that's it

[frail scaffold]

just go for walks

[storm stream]

not to mention getting full sleep

[manic cave]

Factual

[drifting mantle]

Sauna supremacy

[frail scaffold]

hold on better one

[lusty hazel]

the wanker

[prisma venture]

Yo

Whats up

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-epstein-island-jeffrey-epstein-trump-epstein-gif-147873707617354730

[drifting mantle]

Clove water is really good at supporting your sleep

[manic cave]

Everywhere I go I see his face

First Floyd, then Kirk, now Epstein.

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-ethan-gif-13575813581334004253

[storm stream]

Stop posting Hitler

[naive bison]

evil and intimidating triple shao kahn challenge

https://tenor.com/view/lacari-caught-edp-eyebrow-raise-gif-17812615955883047074

[sacred mountain]

All of the great thinkers were avid nature walkers

[naive bison]

holy shit i beat it im so good (i spammed pistol shot 50 times per shao kahn)

[coarse bear]

Xalrider, you forgot to turn the bodycam off

[stone blade]

LOWKEY ME

[naive bison]

you say that but Stryker's voice line at start of combat is "POLICE BRUTALITY, COMIN UP"

[pale ingot]

hi babey g @naive bison

[narrow lotus]

cf ham

[fading portal]

He was such a goated character

[drifting mantle]

what does cf stand for?

[pale ingot]

astept autobuzul

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[drifting mantle]

Nu mai vine

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

cf is a short from ce faci meaning how are you

[drifting mantle]

I thought it was something in English

Like cunt fucker or smh

[fading portal]

Capture the flag

In quake

[stoic girder]

Take a break, browski.

[pale ingot]

no dumbass

ctf

[fading portal]

1v1 me on quake live

Railgun only

[stoic girder]

Stream it.

[pale ingot]

yroue noob

[stoic girder]

Watch party.

[fading portal]

Dude I would win so hard

[drifting mantle]

And then you lose to noob luck

[stoic girder]

You guys should do it.

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

ce prost

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[drifting mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[full rapids]

Prob a repost

[stoic girder]

I don't understand late stage capitalism.

[quaint ore]

fuck 'em lol

i genuinely dont care what happens to them, let the market crash and see how well it works out for those retards

[pale ingot]

[quaint ore]

the people who made the games you loved no longer work for them anyways

[stoic girder]

You can do the most fine tuned consumer market research in the history of mankind and they insist on making garbage that nobody wants. Yet they make money.

[naive bison]

Fellas

Honest question

Only honest answers

You ever take a shit so big you gotta lie down for 10 minutes after?

[quaint ore]

That only happened when i was suffering from the evil ass rape virus which gave me the worst shits imaginable

[stoic girder]

Only time that happened was when I ate so much fiber I didn't shit for 4 days.

[naive bison]

I had one bout of constipation ever and it was when I was in the hospital for an appendectomy

[pale ingot]

it happened to me before

[naive bison]

I didnt shit for a couple days and it had me worried

[pale ingot]

traumatic shitting experience man

[drifting mantle]

Well... It's the retarded Version of capitalism.
You could also be like valve.

[drifting mantle]

Short term profits are the most retarded thing

[drifting mantle]

Ultimate xal bowl explosion

[naive bison]

Dropped a 2 kilo tungsten rod straight from orbit

[drifting mantle]

[pale ingot]

tactical nuke

[drifting mantle]

What's he playin?

[fresh rose]

right now the only thing making microsoft any money is COD

they are fully losing money

the reason both XBOX ceos retired is because they don't want to be the ones taking the fall for microsoft being a shit owner

So shes basically the fallman

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @thorny folio @vale sand found a clip of @river zealot https://youtube.com/shorts/mFH9UjyOdbM?si=5CZlVtfMkwGT8Tma

[fresh rose]

and cause she works on AI shes braindead and cant see that

chatgpt hasnt told her yet

[drifting mantle]

That's their earning sources from 2024

Their retarded Office products make them the most money, I can't believe it

[fresh rose]

Im talking about their gaming department

COD is the only thing that makes money

[drifting mantle]

Oh for sure

[fresh rose]

they're gonna shut down xbox probably

fire 90% of the studio and then 10% is just gonna upkeep gamepass

no more consoles

[drifting mantle]

Maybe they will finally kill Bethesda and salvage the ips

[stoic girder]

Fuck man, at this point give it to the Chinese.

[fresh rose]

they wont make games sir

they're just gonna sit there permanently locked away

[drifting mantle]

I mean, sell them off

[fresh rose]

like the mordor series with talon

FUCKING KILL WARNER BROS

SKIN WARNER BROS ALIVE

[stoic girder]

They had the formula.

Then just decided to patent it and never touch it again.

[fading portal]

talion is kinda uhhh

y'know

I dont think there would be another game

[fresh rose]

can always literally just make a new protagonist and keep the series going for like 1 or 2 more games if you keep inovating upon the last game

[stoic girder]

The whole thing is not cannon anyway.

[fresh rose]

sort of like you would never think there would be a dishonored 2

and you can just play as a different character entirely in the game

[prisma venture]

im home

finaly

[fresh rose]

now go outside

[prisma venture]

@drifting mantle i meet my old classmate girl from old time so i asked her out she said yes i might not be chud

[prisma venture]

just came home

let me enjoy my caffine cacner in peace

[fresh rose]

go outside

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-bruh-mailbox-jump-jumping-gif-18537429

[fresh rose]

freeze your balls off in this shit winter

[prisma venture]

here its 6,7

no freezing shit

[stoic girder]

Ok man, your incel credentials are revoked, kill team chud has been dispatched to your location.

[prisma venture]

FUCK U CHUDS

I MIGHT BE SAVED

she is kinda emo

like lisen

guys

let me smash

then kill me off

[fresh rose]

kill him off now

[prisma venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/silvio-dante-sopranos

[stoic girder]

Kill him before she breaks his heart.

[prisma venture]

lisen

we just meet after 4 or 3 years

it aint that deep yet

[fresh rose]

@narrow lotus

father goon do you approve of this video

[stoic girder]

He says while gushing about her in GAMMA discord.

[fresh rose]

its either that or talking to the voices in the mirror

[stoic girder]

Nah bro, you are lost in the sauce.

[prisma venture]

lisen i talked only to hal about this u all joined this convo

[narrow lotus]

when she moved to the other side , the earth magnetic pole shifted with her

[fresh rose]

direct messaging exists for a reason

[stoic girder]

She truly is the center of the Universe

[prisma venture]

she has OF i bet

[prisma venture]

nah this is my dms

@pseudo robin goy where are u

[fresh rose]

obviously

[prisma venture]

what are you doing

[pseudo robin]

shalom

[prisma venture]

how u doin

[pseudo robin]

alright bro wbu

[prisma venture]

why are u not sleeping

yeah im okey

[pseudo robin]

been playin shartkov

[prisma venture]

lost cause i see

how was it?

[pseudo robin]

dogshit like usual

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade look for metal band shirts

30 euros +

[prisma venture]

it be like that

[narrow lotus]

aloo what teh fuck am i buying man, fucking kevlar armor ?

[pseudo robin]

[fresh rose]

gym membership materializes

[prisma venture]

wot

[drifting mantle]

Nice! Proud of you my man!
You're still a chud tho, just not an incel

[prisma venture]

still chud? shhit man

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

and i was never incel tf

[drifting mantle]

So nothing changed

[prisma venture]

nah i might have a chick

or at last good time talking about old times

ethier way ill be happy

[drifting mantle]

Good for you brother

[stoic girder]

The most devastating insult a man can be called is someone women wouldn't fuck.

What is this clownworld.

[drifting mantle]

Couldn't see how that could ever backfire

Imagine saying that in the middle east

[prisma venture]

lmao

[stone blade]

my old tshirts from years ago cost like 15 leva
but my new stuff cost 30 leva
and my hoodies costing 50 leva

a hood couple hundred has went into my wardrobe

its nothing but band stuff

[prisma venture]

how much is 15 leva

[fresh rose]

you can still get shirts here for like 6 bucks in the town where I live but everywhere else its obviously just way more expensive

[stone blade]

half that in euro

[prisma venture]

ahh

[stone blade]

my 2 mosf expensive shirts were the analepsy ones

[fallow trellis]

my labor law professor quit

[fresh rose]

the most expensive piece of clothing I own is my hoodie which I am wearing right now

[stone blade]

but theyre good quality

[prisma venture]

why

[fallow trellis]

i dont have labor law this week

[fallow trellis]

"exigent circumstance"

[drifting mantle]

Quit or changed University?

[fallow trellis]

quit

[prisma venture]

its called mossad

they are onto u

[fallow trellis]

he said he has a corp meeting

[drifting mantle]

Damn, unemployment Arch

[prisma venture]

they know what u do in here

[fallow trellis]

then just dissapeared

[prisma venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pppoof

[fallow trellis]

corporate board lawyer stop taaching

[prisma venture]

this him

[stoic girder]

He got whacked.

Rough.

[prisma venture]

thats what i said

mossad

[stoic girder]

Goy practicing law?

https://tenor.com/view/right-to-jail-jail-parks-and-rec-right-away-fred-armisen-gif-16902115

[drifting mantle]

Shame on the goyim

[fallow trellis]

were guessing he got arrested

or some corporate crime case thing

corruption etc.

[drifting mantle]

Imagine he broke some labour laws

[fallow trellis]

hes pro management

he doesnt like unions

[drifting mantle]

[fallow trellis]

thats why i liked him

i can just say some pro mangement spiel and i get a good grade

[drifting mantle]

Labour law professor arrested, for breaking labour laws

[fallow trellis]

hes board of directors in some company

so thats possible

[stoic girder]

[drifting mantle]

[stoic girder]

No conflict of interest there...

[drifting mantle]

You need to understand the protective laws, in order to exploid them

[fallow trellis]

our sales and barter law prof last sem left the country to the US after news of corruption

mid school year

[stoic girder]

Bro, I think your law degree might be corrupted by bad information.

[drifting mantle]

[fallow trellis]

hes board of directors of the local nestle brach here

[drifting mantle]

[fresh rose]

hes gone somewhere

[drifting mantle]

Holy shit

[fresh rose]

he was like

[fallow trellis]

its p typical for rich people to just leave the country if theyre getting called to court

[fresh rose]

fuck this shit im moving to saudi arabia and living the rest of my life in luxury

[stoic girder]

He is being taught by the Devil.

[lusty hazel]

got a gold leaf berezkha suit

https://tenor.com/view/burzum-kick-burzum-kung-fu-varg-vikernes-kung-fu-varg-vikernes-kick-varg-kick-gif-17920239868413804838

live video of me wearing it btw

[fallow trellis]

Our crim prof has commited a bunch of adultery but hes not convicted because the wife doesnt want to file

Our Constitution professor was audited for 20 million dollars

still fighting the case upto today

[stoic girder]

I think lawyers might be bad people.

[fallow trellis]

they teach in a prestigious school

so like theyre the best in their field of work

[stoic girder]

So rotten to the core?

[fallow trellis]

i think the only ok prof we had was put administrative law and public officers

she has not done anything

because she doesnt work for the government

[stoic girder]

30 ON 30!

[primal kayak]

I'm not a big fan of the government

[fallow trellis]

pension in pakistan is really bad dude either be born rich or work long enough in government to secure a pension

[drifting mantle]

They create their own positions as well.
Exampel:
Company A has a lawyer
Company B doesn't
Company A lawyer only wants to speak with Company B, if they have a lawyer as well.
So Company B gets a lawyer, just to be able to talk with Company A

[fallow trellis]

the officers in charged with xternal relations are usually lawyers

laywers arent the noble profession no more its highly technical white colar work

which i dont like

[stoic girder]

If you reach a point where a single lawyer can't handle all your legal matters, your legal system is more than 50% slop.

[fallow trellis]

old lawyers here are the type to do anything to win the case

even as far as hiding witnesses

they pay witnesses to not show up in court

[stoic girder]

Having your client get pregnant to get sympathy...

[fallow trellis]

the least is intimidating the other lawyer if they see any signs of weakness

[drifting mantle]

Sounds like I should get myself a Pakistani lawyer then

Cheap and efficient

[fallow trellis]

if the court judge doesnt care, the old lawyers would also just make side comments if the other lawyer makes a single error in pronounciation

and english is mostly used in courts

were fucking pakistani

its like a singaporean berating you for speaking poorly in english

[stoic girder]

Bunch of pakistanis arguing in broken english

[fallow trellis]

yeah

pretty much

[stoic girder]

"Listen to me! Listen to me!..."

[drifting mantle]

[fallow trellis]

we went to a court hearing for immersionn one time. we saw the prosecutor (the guy who puts people in jail) and the public attourney (saves ur ass if ur broke) talking about where to get watches

youd think that these people would be fighting each other

but they make deals just so the cases would end faster

some people say thats not fair and that corrupt

but these people handle 200 cases every month

[drifting mantle]

Holy shit

[fallow trellis]

idk leftist propaganda has infiltrated pakistan

[drifting mantle]

And you study that?

[fallow trellis]

200 cases?

[drifting mantle]

I mean the whole law thing

[fallow trellis]

ur suppose to

[drifting mantle]

And practicing in Pakistan

[fallow trellis]

english

but when the prof is chill we can speak natively

they keep saying "dont mix native and english, you will be lawyers the judge will mock you"

[drifting mantle]

I would love to witness such a court

[fallow trellis]

old profs do the scare tactic they do in courts in class. they ask you something and even before you can asnwer they go "What? you dont know the answer, are you even studyig for this class"

theyre very mean

[drifting mantle]

Lawyers in a nutshell

[fallow trellis]

being a witness also in court is hell

the other lawyer would just badger you until you make a mistake

like dawg im not even your enemy im just here to say shit

[primal kayak]

I pray for a future where court cases will be handled by having a wwe style wrestling match

[drifting mantle]

Trial by sword

The winner wins the case

[fallow trellis]

we had an administrative case where two judges were fighting over a long desk

and they did beat each other up

[primal kayak]

Simple life

[drifting mantle]

[fallow trellis]

I keep thinking of that muslim video where they were yanking the table

practice in law might look nice in Suits or something, but its no different from white collar work

we spend 5 years just so we end up in the same office as everyone

[narrow lotus]

turkish government not having a fight in the parliment challenge

[drifting mantle]

I know, I have a lawyer sitting right behind me.
They just get a bigger office and can have it for themselfs

[fallow trellis]

im studying 5 years in law so I can end up in the same office as i started working after i graduated from college

if i contiuned working isntead i would make more money than a start up lawyer

My dad died so Idk if his firm will still accept me when I pass the bar

the goal was to be an associate in his firm

[drifting mantle]

Ah, I'm sure it will be fine!

[fresh rose]

Who won

and did they get the desk

[fallow trellis]

no one the guards in the court had to stop them from fighting

judges arennt like 30 years old

theyre old

like 50-60

[fresh rose]

boooooooooooorinnnnnnnnnnnnng

[fallow trellis]

granpa threw hands

its law

ofcourse its boring

[fallow trellis]

theyre not judges anymore

mostly cuz theyre dead already

but they uh got dismissed

our professor in taht class said if we ever become judges and do the same shit, he will resurrect himself and haunt us

[primal kayak]

Sounds like a good prof

[fallow trellis]

disgusting

men truly are abhorent

[grizzled meadow]

loool

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375108617786626138/1383910032743333979/attachment.gif

[primal kayak]

Look at this

[primal kayak]

Down bad

[grizzled meadow]

Look at this 📈

[prisma venture]

Im on my way to pub happy Now ?

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[fresh rose]

i dont care

[drifting mantle]

Why did you tell him to go outside then?

Stupid

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405912705830883378/1456953317056970772/caption-6.gif

[fresh rose]

fuck do I know, Im retarded

I just type shit

im AI im a humanoid

[prisma venture]

Kys

Clanker

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[prisma venture]

Fair enough tho

Whats your fav beer

[fresh rose]

this one

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax gooning

[dreamy flax]

Gooning? What the hell kind of shit is that? You sitting around with your thumb up your ass, rolling with whatever nonsense pops into that fried brain of yours? Get your act together or go the fuck home.

[prisma venture]

Weak shit

[narrow lotus]

Becks

[prisma venture]

Ive drank that when i was 4

[narrow lotus]

but i also like Desperados

[drifting mantle]

Always goon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375108617786626138/1383910032743333979/attachment.gif

[prisma venture]

What

Thats not beer

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380450334056644658/1399054955339583598/six_cats_colored.gif

[prisma venture]

Fair

[drifting mantle]

It is, it's alcohol free!

[narrow lotus]

there is no way it was non alcoholic because i used to get fucking destroyed fridays because of it

[prisma venture]

Fuck u

[narrow lotus]

i was 16 btw

[prisma venture]

[narrow lotus]

golden age of liver

[prisma venture]

Yeah im past that

[drifting mantle]

Legal in Germany

Don't know how it is in Romania

[prisma venture]

Same czech fr no cap

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[prisma venture]

Nope

Only germany

[narrow lotus]

illegal to sell alcohol under 18 nobody cared
same with cigars

bar was full with teenagers friday night

[drifting mantle]

Damn... Iedy a bad boy back then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375108617786626138/1383910032743333979/attachment.gif

[narrow lotus]

the owner's sons were 1 year younger than me , we got drunk a lot form free beers

[prisma venture]

Its same here

Normal in post commie countries

[narrow lotus]

the tequilla shots were like......50 cents

0.50 euro

whatever

[prisma venture]

And vietnemese shop owner allweys carries

[narrow lotus]

one shot

with 2 euros i would walk on walls

then throw up

[prisma venture]

no id no problem

dont tell anyone

[drifting mantle]

Worth the Money

[narrow lotus]

i only got asked for ID at a bar once in my life and it was when i was already 20 but had my beard shaved

[prisma venture]

WAIT

U have beard?

How long

[drifting mantle]

Gandalf iedy

[narrow lotus]

i keep it trimmed , dont have viking beard , it gets uncomfortable sadly

but i have like average european beard i guess

[prisma venture]

Weak

[naive bison]

my mom got asked ID a couple years ago, she was 40+
My classmates at my school graduation asked if that was my sister

[narrow lotus]

cant go looking like the guy from Castaway at school man

[prisma venture]

I do have viking beard id say

[narrow lotus]

i am no priest either

[prisma venture]

@drifting mantle what u think about my beard?

[drifting mantle]

You can

[narrow lotus]

i had a longer beard in college and the freshmen from theology thought i was a senior

[prisma venture]

Peak

[stoic girder]

Xals mom got it going on.

[prisma venture]

Lie

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-nazoom-joker-face-PznR7snMBSJENwPTlb

[drifting mantle]

If you're able to grow it properly, go for it.
My mustache game is weak af... So most beards look shit.

I get a 3 days beard max

[narrow lotus]

Asian as well

yummers

respectfully

[dusk raven]

they thought i was a teacher man i showed up with a case that had papers when i changed schools

[prisma venture]

Mustache u ? I see your game plan

Good luck

[dusk raven]

when i said i was a student they thought i passed and im running it again

[naive bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[prisma venture]

They call me unc or dad

[dusk raven]

im past the unc phase

[drifting mantle]

I will never be able to get it properly grown

[prisma venture]

Or golem

[dusk raven]

now im just called a caveman

[pseudo robin]

Same

[prisma venture]

And retard

Dumb bitch

[stoic girder]

Best I can do is a goatee

[prisma venture]

Hold on

On some people it looks good

[drifting mantle]

SAME

[prisma venture]

Grow it out

[prisma venture]

And u too

If u can fit goatee u are set

[drifting mantle]

Doesn't look as good on me, I tried it.

[prisma venture]

[drifting mantle]

I just wear a light beard or clean shave... It is what it is

[stoic girder]

At least you aren't balding...right?

[drifting mantle]

Perfect hair

[pseudo robin]

Theres a certain german style of mustache you could try

[drifting mantle]

I know

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[drifting mantle]

I have that pierce brosnan hair when he was young

[dusk raven]

my vegeta isn't so bad

[pseudo robin]

Strelok hairline bros unite

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/showing-my-bald-head-the-wizard-smiling-friends-look-at-my-hair-adult-swim-gif-2267684539243136241

[dusk raven]

my dad never had grey hair and barely went bald so im fine

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

[dusk raven]

nah

[naive bison]

rub shmaloogles into your scalp iedy

[dusk raven]

i still got some years

[naive bison]

do it before it's too late

[drifting mantle]

I think, if you're balding... Comit to it and shave clean

[prisma venture]

@drifting mantle @stoic girder @narrow lotus

I think i look okey somewhat

Somewhere

[drifting mantle]

Ginger

[stoic girder]

Ginger

[prisma venture]

Only beard

[drifting mantle]

Looks good Bro

[prisma venture]

Im dirty blond

No idea why balls and beard red

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

Fr tho

[unborn geode]

https://youtu.be/7TAfTFNdQ7w?si=WUgy9FoQ2TLIzP0b

[drifting mantle]

Soul stealer gene

[prisma venture]

Fr

[dusk raven]

GINGER

UNLEASH MECHA HITLER

aren't you 19 bro
it's cooked 😭

[fresh rose]

[drifting mantle]

Clean shave bro! With a beard like that, the drip will be emaculate!

[narrow lotus]

nice beard

[dusk raven]

this could be you

[stoic girder]

@narrow lotus

[drifting mantle]

Is the suck at least good?

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-wrestling-3oFzm0o2jMKftsaBoc

[narrow lotus]

come on tarkov man

[drifting mantle]

Now do the tribal costume cosplay

[stoic girder]

[drifting mantle]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-joshua-graham-we-cant-expect-god-to-do-all-the-work-gif-17387913

@naive bison come tarkov man

[drifting mantle]

Iedy after anyone hops on Tarkov

@pseudo robin you could play with him

[naive bison]

isn't he PVE cuck

[drifting mantle]

Idk, is he?

[narrow lotus]

nah he isnt

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-comb-no-hair-hair-hairstyle-gif-698594237738928206

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-brush-lebron-gif-11199379082998326417

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-eating-stan-twt-sped-up-stare-gif-4011259932518101980

[dreamy flax]

📚 fatigue

A [group] of [fat people].

"that fatigue [needs] to go to [subway] not [golden coral]"

[narrow lotus]

[fresh rose]

@naive bison you fatigue

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/coral-carl-twd-the-walking-dead-amc-gif-11196296

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-he-just-like-he-just-like-me-fr-meme-gif-573734217303447410

[toxic sundial]

doodoo bot answer

[narrow lotus]

on xalrider is called a pack

[toxic sundial]

not even true

speaking of fat I have a roll of thin mints and a cup of milk and I will be playing factorio for the next 8 hours

[drifting mantle]

Fat boi

And that's the truth

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/big-pepe-fat-cant-gif-26334450

[prisma venture]

I know

I told u

I have strelok hairline

[toxic sundial]

vill you vear vigs?

[prisma venture]

Ty

[prisma venture]

Thats what i do every week

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bird-wondering-yixuan-ZMlYbFqEOMOunxFpTw

[prisma venture]

Fuck no

[tidal trellis]

Bird

[pseudo robin]

pings too high

[pseudo robin]

kill yourself

[arctic pawn]

that is fucking true

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-squidward-mr-krabs-rock-gif-9714276628674837375

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-bev-shocked-pat-bev-karl-malone-pat-bev-podcast-gif-12913250704725443206

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-nic-gif-25609119

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829822796640813076/1475467150465568889/1771786570199.mp4?ex=699ee8dd&is=699d975d&hm=e1a53a7670cf5148250d0d0b5373977959191500926c8d3c5324a8dd8d6e7326&

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-H2u46cKU3VaXht6Iv9

[deft crescent]

AI is gonna create so many jobs once it starts making some serious mistakes and companies start going back to humans

[solar breach]

BOAT TAILED GRACKLE ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

i can tell by the color of the eyes and plumage, recognizable

[spring quail]

Drip has arrived

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/its-all-about-the-ice-takeoff-migos-all-about-the-bling-diamonds-gif-22271911

[spring quail]

https://www.kingice.com/products/yugioh-blue-eyes-white-dragon-necklace

this is next

https://www.kingice.com/products/pigeon-necklace?_pos=1&_sid=47be25eae&_ss=r

then the iced out pigeon

[naive bison]

i have 3 words

WELL
WELL
WELL

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[thorny folio]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[narrow lotus]

p!avatar 736750337540620338

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for natureofdivinity

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ponkehq-monkey-ponke-ponkesol-W5aCKAedFKhfJ5a1T4

[dusk raven]

fellas can't even eat chicken no mo

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-meme-enhance-gif-10207712088460034302

"Recommended for you"
Bro... Ain't no way they recommend me the lesbian crusade game

[prisma venture]

buy it

buy

it

buy

it

[solar breach]

ive been having dreams about making a chair lately

fellas do I need to make a chair

[prisma venture]

u need to play the lesbo game

[prisma venture]

yes

do it

[drifting mantle]

Hell nah
I ain't even playing their stupid demo

[prisma venture]

buy it

[drifting mantle]

I saw Asmond play it

[prisma venture]

u will play the game

[drifting mantle]

that's enough

[prisma venture]

he bought it

what an nerd

[drifting mantle]

I vill not play ze game Klaus Schwab

[prisma venture]

yas

u vill

[drifting mantle]

also, you can't buy it as of now
It's only the demo version available

[prisma venture]

even thats a lot

steam

ban that game

[drifting mantle]

I saw an interesting gambling game coming up... With these coin machines from a amuesment park you know?

[prisma venture]

gamba?

🤑

[drifting mantle]

The one were the coins lay on a step that moves back and for

[prisma venture]

ahhyeah

it was in mr bean

i saw that

[drifting mantle]

These

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gti_EXe7LQY this one

yeah

[spring quail]

the trick to these is to unplug them and tip them over

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, so I saw the game... and thought "awesome! Just like clover pit!"
Then it had furries written all over it... It was bleak

It has some stupid fucking raccoon theme over it

[prisma venture]

just use one of these

[drifting mantle]

I don't even wanna win anything, I want to play because that shit is so addicting

but the furries man...

leave me the fuck alone

[prisma venture]

ahh fack off

with furries and shit

[drifting mantle]

so real

[prisma venture]

fuckin goyslop

[drifting mantle]

fucking furry devs

BUT

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep1XtviVdec

[drifting mantle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2365790/Lets_Build_a_Dungeon/

Steam

Let's Build a Dungeon

Run a game studio your way and see how things develop in this multi-layered management sim from the creators of Let’s Build a Zoo.

Review the resumes of hundreds of hopeful applicants as you staff your dream studio in this true-to-life and ridiculous simulation of the games industry. Recruit and manage artists, programmers and planners t…

Release Date

2026

[arctic pawn]

shit crackas being arrested because of words

[drifting mantle]

I also saw this

[arctic pawn]

sounds fun

[prisma venture]

now hold on

shit looks relaxing

[spring quail]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1889810/Bobo_Bay/

Steam

Bobo Bay

Bobo Bay is a pet simulation game where you collect, feed, mash(breed), accessorize, and train little creatures to compete in races and other competitions.

• …

Release Date

Apr 29, 2026

chao garden the game

[drifting mantle]

I saw that an hour ago... UK is literally 1984 (unironically)
Anyone who says they have free speech is a retard and needs to be send there

[spring quail]

finally

[prisma venture]

FUCK ME man i gatta do lunch for tomorow fuck mee :/

[drifting mantle]

Tamagotchi

[spring quail]

i guess

[sour inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237010310016270376/1475828040360661133/SnapInsta.to_AQMo0zTBTCqUJ4D7SNzVhwcNWZ6COxr1yPzoQ5SgSETDXzT-5HAsg-b422fyEuHzoQVqGAwnEvxsnR5ZXCGjk09O.mp4?ex=699ee778&is=699d95f8&hm=e5a5136e0e60c2997fa254331a4100ac460eb0c3e6dc5fe000cf751600074a3b&

[spring quail]

its the sonic adventure 2 chao garden but a whole game

[drifting mantle]

at least your game has a release date

mine just says 2026

[spring quail]

ive been following it for like 3 years

i feel you

[prisma venture]

rip

[drifting mantle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3041230/Windrose/

Steam

Windrose

Windrose is a survival adventure set in an alternative Age of Piracy. It features the classic “build, craft, survive” formula along with intense combat and engaging exploration on land and sea.

Progress through vast procedurally generated biomes filled with hidden mysteries, hand-crafted dungeons and quests. Gather your crew and captain yo…

Release Date

Coming soon

I'm waiting for this one

[prisma venture]

im for this https://store.steampowered.com/app/1787230/Ahoy/

Steam

Ahoy

Immerse yourself in the thrilling world of Ahoy, an immersive naval adventure game set in the historic era of the late 18th-century Caribbean. The game promises a rich experience, where player decisions shape the narrative, impacting the fate of the New World. Prepare for a captivating tale of freedom, courage, and the unyielding call of the se…

Release Date

To be announced

this one looks sick

i wanna ahhh enselave people

[spring quail]

i need information about these

for fuck sake

[tight rune]

Sure hope this isn't another ubisoft 4A game

[prisma venture]

nah they cool

i talked with frriend who is "expert" in this time

time line

and said its really accuret

[drifting mantle]

What's this? You simulate life on a late 18th-century explorer ship??

[prisma venture]

yeah something like that

i think

[drifting mantle]

Sounds interesting

add to wishlist

[spring quail]

holy graphics

[prisma venture]

yeah

its cool

right?

[spring quail]

wishlusted

[prisma venture]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/capstangames/ahoy

Ahoy - First-person multicrew Age of Sail game!

shit gonna be peak drunk

[drifting mantle]

I hope this will be accurate similar to my visit to Hamburgs Nautic Museum

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-penguin-greetings-ship-gif-13305902799647537512

[prisma venture]

we weill see

[spring quail]

me in ahoy

[prisma venture]

they look cool tho

[drifting mantle]

So many good games coming up man

And non of them are AAA

[prisma venture]

also it looks like shit but man https://store.steampowered.com/app/1579210/Riot_Control_Simulator/

Steam

Riot Control Simulator

Your daily job is to keep the people of this city safe, above all, protests happen now and then. This time, however, something is different. The country is changing, and people are taking to the streets. When frustration grows, the whole country might suffer. Protests are already happening in every major city. Can you stop it? Despite the di…

Release Date

2026

[prime zenith]

https://d.tiktokez.com/@_kingdarii_/video/7609614042344328461

[prisma venture]

i want to beat up some retards

i want to use bear mace on somone

[drifting mantle]

HOLY CINEMA

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

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yeah

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@pseudo robin

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i played demo like 2 years ago

shit was peak

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ad to wishlist

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wait

ive played it back around 2022

time flies fast the fck

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4 years man

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i miss crackdown 1

pick up and throw a car into a group of civilians

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i miss crack

wot

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peak game

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is that isreal man?

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no thats john crackdown

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ofk

john crack

its becuse he is

🙂

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i should see if i can get it on my series x

you play as a fucking super cop

there's all kinds of guns, transforming cars

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/3527760/RoboCop_Rogue_City__Unfinished_Business/

Steam

RoboCop: Rogue City - Unfinished Business

…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

2801

just play this

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shit is peak

xal

stfu retard

we are talking here

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yeah but you can do this in crackdown

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fair

can u shot heroin tho?

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you can shoot users of heroin

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whats the point of the game

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super cop open world sandbox

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i rather play heroin hero

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well you can do crack, weed, and fent in gamma

i made the asian kid at work say "dr jones"

https://tenor.com/view/okeydokey-indiana-jones-templeof-doom-gif-4805908