#🎪bruh-fart
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I need to watch Calamity Death playthrough
bum in the chat bro wtf
I cant play Terraria Calamity
My PC cant run it
thats like having a girlfriend to have sex with and going nah fuck that im gonna go jerk off
DUMBASS
Uh huh
But not terraria fucking calamity
also no way your pc cant run it

Nope
Christ on a crutch
you can run calamity dumbass
Totally not a very stupid excuse to not admit that I am skill issue 
anthony hernandez and sean strickland are on
“Uno was free with your Xbox”
I didnt even finish my mage run calamity 😭
Good thing you don’t have to play on death mode
YOU HAVE UNO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
just play calamity chuddy @gleaming grove
you dont have to play death/master mode
you can just do revengeance
I dont wanna restart

I played a lot of Calamity until I have to fight DoG
you can change the difficulty as you play from death-revengeance
That thing is so dog shit
its one of the most evil bosses just lock in and get good
Abysmal
knowing^
Wonder how much harder this mod is now thought didn’t they rework the bosses a lot
me personally the boss i hate most in calamity is just plaguebringer goliath
Also brimstone was not my first pick
But anahita doesn’t have a particularly appealing sprite
As for the small icon
i think anahita is cooler
I do too
Yeah I just wanted to use the small icon it fits better for a pfp
lowkey i think ive almost soloed anahita & leviathan at the start of hardmode
one time
i just locked in and went crazy on it
Lock in of the century
i dont even remember when youre supposed to fight them
I always forget how short base terraria is when I get to queen slime onward
also i have to give a honourable mention to yharon
I’m like “hell yeah empress of light oh the games over now”
for being one of the last bosses he's also one of the easiest
I accidentally kill Siren while farming for shark fin
And I somehow killed it without prep
ive first tried yharon atleast like 2-3 times
FUCK OLD DUKE
Horrible
cancer to fight
I nearly break my monitor because I got it so low and it pulled some bs
And kill me in lile 3 minutes
few of the other bosses i remember not fucking with are like
the ceaseless void but i think it got reworked recently?
Whatever is that plague thing in jungle biome
correct me if im wrong
Its missile deals so much fucking damage for no reason
Oh yeh
by itself it wouldnt be all that but it just becomes impossible to see its projectiles when youre actively firing your own weapons
Idk ngl
all ik is that its one of the final bosses
I didnt know it was turned into boss
yeah it became like an actual boss
but not a story one
optional
- hundred. worm bosses.
There is some reasons Calamity really love worm type boss
one of SCal's brothers
is a worm boss
like one of the 2 brothers she spawns in her fight
that too
Oh
oh also the crimson boss
It was Primodial Wyrm
perforators or somtehing
Idk if anyone ever beat boss rush
and 10 if you also count base terraria bosses (eater of worlds and the mech worm i forgot the name of)
there are 26 bosses total in calamity (31 with minibosses)
this means that about 1/4 of the bosses in calamity are just worm bosses
we love worm bosses
mod that reskins them all into various trains
of course the autistic server member starts talking about trains unprompted
Someone mention trains?
I've been trying to get mine working optimally in Factorio and Satisfactory
But I'm STILL waiting for the Vintage Story train mod to get better
lmao they already updated his wiki
there's a vs train mod?
crazy
It's still in early development but they made the train small and dinky looking
ok but can we have like those little rail cars where you move it manually
you know
one of these bad boys
Status:
With 2.0.11 track clearance is no longer enforced. (And no longer cleared automatically in creative)(no you're not crazy there was briefly a 2.0.10 but it broke track placement)
With 2.0.6 i'm calling this an alpha! So if you put it in your world or server it should be ok with caveats:- all the train things should be craftable in surviva...

Waiting for other industrial-era mods too catch up too (glockmaker, rusty shell, electricity collection (the models still look kinda shitty))
The airship mod just released too
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I Heavily reccoment using these mods for help in building ai...
Yeah it's so good
hold up
i think thats fine
some of this stuff should have been vanilla anyway
like actual fishing
They still don't fucking
Have varnished wood or good-looking windows and window frames
uhhh
the former you can probably get a mod for
the latter uhhh
Yeah, I did
maybe you can chisel it in 
i havent played with chiseling but i know its pretty detailed
The latter has Cottage Windows but the mod is old and still doesn't add those white frames I really want
There is a guy name Dead, and he accidentally sped by a pedestrian in a parking lot
Angry, his friend scolded him
Jesus man, there are people walking, Dead
make them yourself via chiseling 
Fuck no
Besides like I said
No balls
If you accidentally put a chiseled block into your house wall it wont be considered shelter
Wont get heat benefit during winter
live in hotter climates 
Get colder winter

Didn't even realize Kirk Windstein was from New Orleans
Neat
I got a random ass reel of him eating crawfish
One minute I just be cozy in bed then suddenly
Uncomfortable fart is actually the need to shit
god damn petard
shit yourself
let the brown fly
shit done been shat
you aint even shitting if you aint farting
praying you stain your pants buddy
i used to have such violent farts i would tear holes in my underwear
how
i have a friend that shits himself enough that its concerning
is it even humanly possible to be that gassy
idk i was a kid
ok so it was a one off event
jamie pull up the incredible gassy video
it stopped happening when i was like 9
no it was pretty normal up until a certain age
why did you have an evil colon as a kid
i dont know
holy shit they must have some really strong soldiers to wield such a weapon
definetly
Fires coconuts
thats a 45mm anti material rifle
lethal weapons
powerful zimbabwe weapon
retard
when bush was talkinga bout weapons of mass destruction
this is what he was talkinga bout
bro had enough
morning
welcome to deadfart
sup buddy
i killed everyone
choose real quick
nap or no nap
(the nap is highly likely to be longer than just a nap)
nap nap
Yes king.
no no
nap is good for u
engaging nap overdrive

u look so cute together
becuse he is chud
nah
im tall
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hell is us is great
souls like typa shit
gameplay is cool
and its literally 20 gb
very decent graphics too
thing is, your character cant jump
i wish i could jump like a goodball
i used to have hoop dreams
Jus Like lebron
oh aint that hop?
no that's @tidal trellis

dude had it before you joined the server
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself
what the fuck is up fuckers
L shaped ambush type beat
Gone off the costco single malt
that is vaguely a road
you're so right king
you better have a hell of a box for being here
@dusk raven this is your fate
why does kratos look like that
idk they put a wig on him for some reason
walking simulator movie game innit
first one pretty much is
truly
the second one mixes things up more
feck ooff
both are for retards
i dont care
i liked both
see retard
we are all retards when entering brainfart
some retards are lesser than others
ive never seen a more fake racist
true
u are casual racist tho
u dont even know what this gif means
kids these days
mines bigger than urs
🙏
get fucked
I'm sending you to Brazil
you can go to norilsk with xalrider
fucking retard bot
p!8ball will xela work
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
Romania's Fiscal National Agency released their own AI bot to help answer questions - 40% of the questions it recieves are random shit like can you bake me a pie or make me fries or nothing to do with any fiscal questions

why ask a roborg to do that
its not a star trek replicator
maybe google gemini is
smartass
🥀
@narrow lotus
can you pin it
i havo no money to buy pants
the graphics look too fancy
2
the ui is too modern
ah nvm
that area hes in reminds me alot of the first one
god i hope they give us an expansion
dark arisen was peak
i need re9 to come out
gonna have an at home dinner date and invite my gf over to play it with me
Gameplay environment and map até very good
Too bad the story is ass
good morning
The story was fine
At least till the big bird lady with nippleless tits
It was essentially the same as the first
Never played the first one so much
i havent played either but i heard 2 is like a remake
thank you
It pretty much is
its very.....complex
the first half of the game is like the remake of DD 1
that's not nice
then depends what you do you will get the 2nd part of the game which is new
In enjoying alot, graphics are very good
The endgame of dd1 was much better than 2
Grass is also cool
I dont like we were on a timer
@narrow lotus check dms
Magic still op
Lol didn't tried 2h

monster hunter greatsword my beloved
Never played monsta hunta
you hunt monsters
Yeah I believe so
if you buy any of the new ones don't fall for the guardian gear shit
its a jewish trick and takes away from the experience
Would be silly if they didn't hunt monsters
i called world new but its almost 10 years old

still a good game
rise isnt "mainline" but its really good and fun
i have wilds but havent played it
So far so good on dd2, fps mad drops on places with alot of peepo
its been that way for the last 15 years
But still way more playable than the release
not your dumbass fucking horse game again
beans? shes literally making sure you are shitting ok
Ron Pearlman aah cat
3 horse games
"the shit falling from the horses ass as it shits is very realistic" (c) Adolf "Iedy" Iedler
2026
whales exist
it's a gacha game, what else did you expect
it has girls who aren't even originally girls and it's a gacha game, why do you think all the nolife geis flocked to it
@dry jolt 
can you pin this
it would be pretty fun if you canj
kill clankers behead clankers roundhouse kick a pregnant clanker into the curb
gamma activity?
cute dog
google the game:
"This game - a dream for lesbians" @narrow lotus @river zealot
i wonder why it failed
basically "i am scared the game will not be gei enough"
the people that wishlisted have macbooks to play sims 4 on.
THIS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER?


idk why i remembered this
yeah
it's harsh on the eyes
that btich should be hanged
and gameplay is shallow af
u are sexist
u are also sexist
mods
ban him
why do you hate lesbians

that will be the arguemnts agints haters
just saying
what in the retard
man

these people
yes
let me see if there are more
oh
he is the owner
ofc
nah seems like he only is retard
It seems like the weather API is just.. down?
Will update command to tell that at least, that's unusual
Clankers and Clanker Lovers all up in here
I will update code to handle that error, just woke up
ye no prob
little cinnamon bun 
Ah, the API is back @narrow lotus
doakes back from the dead

But, I updated code to at least tell if API is down instead of silent treatment
BRO
lmaoo
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY BRO
@river zealot @vale sand relooted costs 13/50
its the game about black people stealing african artifacts from museums

13/50?
Ah 13.50$, just saw the screenshot
Who the fuck plays that kinda dogshit game
If you want to play a Heist simulator, just play Payday
Well, they can now buy a 1/2 inch subway sandwich for at least 3 employees
dei likely
its crazy how it never peaked above 57
i'd almost feel bad if it werent for how racist the game is
i still think about that asian dude that sounds like fucking sensei wu for no reason
Relooted game is pretty racist
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I just read the top review of the game which, of course, is negative and he just dissects all of the tropes in the game
The game itself literally re-establishes the tropes
The devs also wrote comments under the review I read but apparently they deleted them again
its whatever tbh just another game that will be forgotten in a week or 2
just like it was after the trailer
You're very generous with that week or 2, I will forget that the game ever existed within the next 12 hours, it wasn't a good concept back then when it was announced in that Game Preview Show (I think it was from steam?) and it isn't a good concept now
fair
I was wrong, it was the summer game fest that showed it off, not steam
You can clearly tell where the vodka is and easily avoid picking that disgusting jello-egg combo
Vodka: in the bottle
Jello: not in the bottle

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVCKintEd-4/?igsh=cGoxeWY4enpqcXpm @narrow lotus @river zealot
whats up
xbox shat itself, also refer to message above
ahh i tought u were talking to me
yeah xbox are retards
how was nap btw @pale ingot
it was good
great
lucky strikes
what a cheap bitch
LMAOO
what something funny?
@naive bison @narrow lotus
LMAOOO
fabrication
Not surprising since it's iedy
its okey i agree with it
can u tell xal to fuck off
he said he loves you back
good
@storm stream what
ohh i know that guy he is quite funny
This is the same guy who tells you 22lr isnt good enough for self defense
is it tho
Its a bullet
Are you retarded
Ok unless they are wearing decent protection. (Carrier & helmet) Then duh. But even then shooting them with a .22LR in places that they don't have protected would still be lethal
I could but this costs a lot more than a 22
but
This however.
Is that running 5. Or 7.
probably 5
Me shooting the mugger with my 5/7 but it would of been cheaper to just hand him my wallet instead
Yeah I mean wouldn't be surprising if some mfer was running 7 on it
but man
its ak
and pocket
Lwk just get a MP5K or P90.
PDWs are the win for personal defence.
jesus its not about money
I don't really see many 10mm weapons ngl.
I got to shoot a 1911, glock and some ugly ass 9mm pistol that looked like only gun nerds would buy
Seen a few police patrol officers using 10MM but that's it.
I wanted a walther but the place didnt have them (homophobic behavior)
"(homophobic behavior) "
Cause I'm heading over the USA at the end of this year to be with my bf. And I wanna go to a few firing ranges.
bruh
Ugh
But it shot 5.56
WHYYY
JUST HAVE AN AKM
Its like having a desert eagle but its only the 44 one
Just kill yourself
im quiting this convo it would get me banned

Dm me what you want to say
Pussy
nah not worth it
I literally wont do anything i just want to see if its actually funny
its not funny
Youd be surprised
nah its just attacking your person for what u are
i figured that out dawg
Please say stuff that attacks my character and violates the ToS of discord, I promise I won't do anything!
nah fuck the government
yes sir
Bro just saw the mutant and the ak 102, and he can't believe ts
It looks fucking hype kill yourself with a rock
talking like u have money for it poor bitch
money aint the issue its swag
i know what is tho
i aint owning a gun with 0 swag
ok
i know what you are
who am i
tell me
no
nuh uh
hi resistant
you could say that pickle was gaming
https://x.com/kick_champ/status/2025224078357889237?s=46 This guy is actually balding lmfao
#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE 😳
he just like me fr
later his neck got snapped
Lmao
What is that thing
cat
Thats no cat
He's gonna burn himself
Fire resistant
FACTS
Hitting me with that old classical music
her name is cat
Bosnian army


ye
Walked in on my brother playing deadlock and he told me “this game has a really funny bug where everyone on my team is dog shit”
Thats me, i am the bug
Short, funny - "kitty cat was working at the factory, and he fell asleep. All the grapes are with him now, and he is 5 grapes long! SO CUTE" :
#food #cheffy #fish #salami #michelin #bologna #bologne #sausage #demonslayeredits #demonslayeredit #demonslayeredits #wis #1v1 #debate #muichirotokito #muichirou #muichirouedit #edit #amv #4k #4ka...
this is what they took from us

That's just wrong 
Why!

twink on it a lil
Not a thing!
hope it burns down
why 
oh my
I didn't know Xalrider was a queen of something
@dreamy flax why is sweden muslim
Sweden isn't "Muslim," but it does have a growing Muslim population, mainly due to immigration and asylum seekers from countries with significant Muslim communities. This reflects the broader trends of globalization and migration rather than any religious takeover. If you’re looking for a specific angle or detail, you're better off doing some digging instead of asking vague questions.
Based xela
based how
This but its her bobs
Wait is that weird?
Nah
who is she
📚 BN
BN is an [abbreviation] for [the term] "[bitch-nigga]"
People may use this in work or school so people dont know what you're truly calling them
Oh, [I'm sorry]. I didn't [know] we had some BN's in here
ban that bot
he racist asf
yea wtf!
i wonder who will get this
You
"see ivan, you cant miss if you hold peestol like me."
or something like that
i know the reference it was a bandit holding his makarov like that
@quaint ore
sounds like MENACE alright
Yaz is just war criminal maxxing
you get your actions reset per kill right
no
so basically you get tired as shit but because you kill someone you just get to move and do shit again

or wait ye there is one
berserk perk in menace gives you 30AP per squad kill
you can put 200 lbs of armor on a fella and just have him move slow as shit but when he gets in a fight he is just fucking invicible

theres also perks that reset your fatigue if I remember right
forgot its name
its peam
internal bleeding will kill him
give him an axe and have him walk into groups of people and do the little spin attack

gonna end up looking like Baelor Targaryen after the trial of the seven
I should play battle brothers again
A knight of the seven kingdoms is the only HBO game of thrones series i watched and its peak
ive watched 0 but have a long to watch list
Short, funny - "the security camera has been looked weird lately! And that’s because it’s a kitty cat 😝"
#cat #funny #securitycamera
#food #cheffy #fish #salami #michelin #bologna #bologne #sausage #demonslayeredits #demonslayeredit #demonslayeredits #wis #1v1 #debate #muichirotokito #muichirou #muichirouedit #edit #amv #4k #4kanime #s...
#stalker #stalker2 #bandit #monolith #cat #cats #kitty
Why does kratos speak funny
me adding bits of lore to my backstory to tell strangers in the smoking area
Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev
2520
7696
115
EEPY
ahm
eepy
Okay now that xelerate is way cooler than the cartoon one
horseshoe theory for low and high poly models
hyped
it is cause of ben 10 I love sci-fi
more than fantasy
theyre actually called kinecelerans
@narrow lotus
📚 wife beater
form fitting white ribbed tank top worn by men; [looks good] on well-built fellas, [pathetic] on skinny fellas, and [disgusting] on fat beer bellied fellas
[Brad Pitt] looks [damn good] in a wife [beater].
what the fuck does that mean
@river zealot as soon as you left i did a 6 shot burst fart
I assembled my new chair today, strangely enough the seat is too big
but you literally spelled it wrong!
Mark Zuckerberg true form
"Indie dev" 
dont care piss role
cinema u get your treat
haha peak
fetish content ban this guy for 7 seconds moderators please
the 1 dolla lotta
i knew you were a snitch all along

no fucking way you are still on about that 
you need something important to happen in your life I think
yeah, i think everyone does including you
but thats not the point
i ate it
ty
☝️🤓 "Actually that is not the cry of a bald eagle"
ill make you cry
I already do every night, you can do nothing to me.
Did xal get banned yet
no
Fuck..




