#🎪bruh-fart
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skill issue
learn how to talk with females
without getting all nervous
and the most important, give 0 fucks
I already got one pregnant
or at least look like you give 0 fucks

No cap
The chud junior is now 3
chud like him
i always wanted to be a father, i dont kow if ill ever have one
idk man if youre able to score, talk to females, have a kid and some sort of social life
i dont know if it can be classified as chud anymore
what is a chud anyways
Doesn't that just mean, I can't be an incel chud anymore?
i envy you, i really want to have a son
what did you call me?
broke up with my gf, deposited all my hope and future on that hoe
believed all the shit she told me about having a family and a child with me
very awful
want to kill myself tbh, but satan would laugh tf out of me if i killed myself over a bitches
i wont give him that pleasure
killing your self is ultra gae move
truly
I didn't plan to have a son tho 
It just happend and now here we are!
If anything, to me it shows that you can still have the life you want. You're still the craftsmen of your own destiny.
I am however lucky, that I got the right women pregnant
did you married her
We parted way bro
Even before we discovered she was pregnant
It's a fucked Situation

just spill the bean

you mean black?
eh
is that what you want to ask

I offered to come back, after she told me she was pregnant.
She said "Hal, you're really sweet and kind. But I still don't feel anything for you anymore, so it wouldn't be good for our son."
I accepted that, and try to be the best father I can be in this Situation.
We're on good terms and I visit them regularly 
nice, at least you guys were sincere with each other
btw ur name is hans or fritz
dont need to use hal
but
is he
as mr @arctic pawn said?
as i said my ass
lmao
i cant talk
What did ballsack say? 
.
good
He's a German white boi with naughty smirk on him

cant refer to that
u caught me off guard
shid your pants
so what
What he's trying to say, hoe stayed loyal and that's good
i shid my pants too once
i thought it was going to be a harmless fart
its warm tho
TRUE
but it was kinder surpsrise fart
for realsies
truth nuke even
the sharts are always when youre not on your guard
sup hamster
never trust a fart
sup mah
or brain
How are things with you and your gf @arctic pawn ?
hit me with rock please
she broke up with me, for the 2nd time, first time she went back with me 1 hour later after she broke up
and then she did it again
thats what we call psycho
yup
and not that drug from fallout
What happend man?
You still good?
Mentally I mean
she was bitch
2 weeks ago she said she wantes to have kids with me, marry and get a house for us
OOF
yeah she is mental dude
||I once accidentalyl swallowed a jelly candy whole and later farted it out
||
oh no bro
worse
What did you say to her?
luckily I was home at that point 
she says she still loves me but at the same time wants her freedom to be with her friends and traveling by herself without feeling bad cuz she wouldnt like me to do that with her

she do drugs?
not that i know
she probably does
i mean yeah feels like a punch in the gutter
got iluded by her words that doesnt worth shit
now i got strong feelings for her
she used me like a condom
thats how bitches move
and it is what it is
yeah sure i guess
all i know is that i cant be alone
or else ill do something to myself
not at all
thank god i have my mother and my nephews

I feel you brother, it's like a part of you got ripped out of you. The part where you could tell her how you feel, what your thoughts are, without being judged. And that's gone now...
At least that's how i felt when we broke up for good
Shit is rough
unfortunately i feel physical pain in my chest, and the urge to end it all raisess more and more
last time i dates someone was 5 yars ago
and i married this person for 8 years
tough shit
jesus how old are u
31
fuuuuuuck
Understandable bro, but you will get over it.
Sounds easy to say, but all wounds get healed over time.
Take your time, focus on yourself for now... And if you think you're ready, date again.
All tho, dating is ROUGH nowdays.
I personally choose not to engange in it anymore.
I am happy with myself currently
it does, ive been through this shit before
maybe ill become a catholic and delive my life to god 100%, better than bitches
who knows
damn
Had the same thought, years ago!
she's getting the clothes she forgot in my house btw
including underpants
awful shit but what can i do
wear it
Just give it some time
Remember, OUR clocks ain't ticking like that of women does... You can even be a father at 60
You have time on your side
Byeah
true
get that lingerie on king
true, my grandfather had a son at his 60's
My uncle leo is like 35
ill be 32 this year
i have a cousin that is older than him
imagine your nephew being older than you
My uncle found his dream wife with 55
It ain't over brother, just a rough set back... But that's okay
maybe
but i wont count on that, especially not trusting people in general anymore
words apparently dont mean shit to some people
When you find the right person, you don't need to trust.... You will know it when you see her and do it by default
beautiful words habibi
cant believe this is true but who knows
felt like it this time, after i trusted and did by default i got schmackled
Don't know if you know Andrew Wilson, but look at his wife... Those women still exist.
A true companion that jumps in to fight for you. It's insane
bamboozled
indeed
rare situation
but it should be rare indeed
epsecially these days
43
what is it for?
It is, but you gotta hope man
Best you can do, to focus on yourself and be contempt with your own Situation. And always be on the look out for that one person!
Worst case, you don't find her... But at least, you enjoyed yourself through your whole life.
That's how I live by
true shit
man
decisions
hal the wise man here
goo goo gaga
how much
one
true
of little importance
Not even 30 and a truecel 
so how are the girls/ women in your area?
@drifting mantle this u master?
what decision

pepsi or cola
I'm just trying to help bros out with what I learned so far
seems about right but how about chez and then catto
For free lmao
lmao
its him
gotta make it a profession

True tho

pičo co
there is indeed fates worse than death
like fear and hunger says when offering you suicide as a skill
no habla español
Maybe some day 
donate to USA
ja taky neumim španělsky
no speaki da czechi
Was zum Teufel labert ihr?
Nada de interessante
do piči
parle francais
mrdky
só estou me apresentando
ZA ŽIŽKU
Brainfart, the most diverse place I've been in so far 
oui
ugly language
truly
The "Radetzky March" is a march composed by Johann Strauss (Senior) which was first performed on 31 August 1848 in Vienna to celebrate the victory of the Austrian Empire under Field Marshal Joseph Radetzky von Radetz (the piece's namesake) over the Italian forces at the Battle of Custoza, during the First Italian War of Independence. It has been...
portuguese is better
french sucks
fuck french
merci bocu j'enecequar
snail
nu
la noi ninge cu pietre direct
almost let one slide
It’s fucking 75f and sunny outside
až na hala
Hurrr durrr we’re gonna run the heater
tak jste fuckin dementi
celsius, please?
gg
Like 25 30 idk
he showed us
how tf
its barely almost sprinf
its still negative here
Ok close enough
fuckin cold today
But it’s too hot to be running the heat
its pretty goos
never tried quesadilla
Damn Shifty, you got the Russian Winter over there 
got question for u
I’m praying for a snow storm
i still find it insane how this guy lives in fucking friendsville
Alarm für Cobra 11 @drifting mantle u ever watch this shit?
fucking teletubby land
📚 mariko
A sexy, half-asian girl of [young age]. The [equivalent] of a [Lolita].
That little mariko [over there] is going to get me in some [trouble] [tonight]!
I know it exists, but never watched it
Should I buy P320 
damn becuse here in czech its fuckin big
for some fuckin reson

Friendsville CANNOT be real
@spring quail isnt real
It's that bleak that this shit is peak over there?
thank god
idk
pe gat
so germany imported that shit and it stayed
gg brain damage
same with Notruf Hafenkante
that was peak kinda
i remember that blonde chick
seesh she was good asf
Gooner
In Germany, all Germans watch Tatort.
Some crimi thar features Locations within Germany....
I think it's boring af, but people watch the latest Tatort all the time.
@naive bison I need to know what he was doing in this one
the king summoning his loyal jester:
OFC TATORT
i know thjat shit
just running after a guy
with the covenant
nothin fancy
also one more shit
I meant the "original" without the edit
That diner has the best fried chicken you will ever eat
It's painfully German 
I feel bad for Germans
YES
THATS HGIM
OMHG
We had this shit in Italy as well
🍝
Incredible shit
We are cooked
It's cause there German
my dad made me watch ts for no reason
Peak dad
just sad how many times the rex had new owners
Get out of here grayname headass
ending up in same station
whitename peasantry speaking
ur unknown
u are fuckin rookie u retard
who the fuck are u
im rookie my self
who tf is this guy anyway
but with long ban list
never seen him in chat

dont u dare here
i know ending of kcd
im me
So are you

he said it himself
@grizzled meadow show him my list of mutes
im well knonw racist here
I've got that dawg in me
boring
show him the certain list from this certain individual the elite want to silence
its a miracle
boring and gae
Wanna see who can say more slurs before getting banned?
That's not something you should be proud of 
bet u start
retard

Nah you first pussy

i just havent been hit by the consewuences of my actions
actual retard
Being a professional racist is a great thing
true
professional means youre getting paid for this
🤝 finally we can agree on something

we call those glowies
Racism unites us all

u are fucking with wrong guy
Ayo
what a puss
professional racist
🔃 TRANSLATING🔃
wildlife biologist
Shut up clanker
HAL is RIGHT THERE
This whole server
He's a good clanker
wastes

ping xal and say he is retard or somethingf
hal are you antisemitic
im gonna eat your truck like how that one guy ate an airplane
xal is just fat not retard
"does the dog shit in the woods" ahh question
don't you dare assume I exist by calling me by my legal name
Enough or?
trustme
he has me blocked
based clanker

turn into mecha hitler like grok did
@naive bison important

LMAO
mind u
The mossad agents are watching me... 
this guy never gets banned

becomes mecha hitler. later turns into anime girl.
what did elon mean by this?
five reactions, god you guys are insane
wasnt he banned before
xalrider is an agent of mossad

You're doing numbers and you're complaining
yep this one's doing numbers
because its always some stupid shit that gets numbers
hood classic
:/
I think I've gotten like 8 reactions in one message at my best
Proud day to be retarded it was
welcome to the 69th "special" retards divison. we crack skulls and we slurp penis
just like his sender 🥀
doesnt bibi fentanyahu have blood cancer
THATS MY GIF U MF
womp womp, I don't remember who I steal from
@narrow lotus @naive bison @pale ingot
He looks jewish
He is jewish
cuz he is?
My bad I don't live online
I get literally all my info on the current world situation from this discord
yeah
what are you a narc
when mods feel like it
he is fuckin fed
the french dictator took away the only thing we had
(as falco is watching the chat rn)
no but like
it was ok befoee now its not
which is weirx
can we guys ban the fed
If it gets heated, mods turn in a secret police and mute everyone 
@pale ingot
no you
heated post
me flop
calling the twink in
he feel on knife 50 times ?
yes
I'm playing something! shoo!!!
but u are married to ham now
Two lies
No truth
Bro feels acoustic vibrations
bro ear
saw this on insta
Funny how CEOs want to replace actual workers with AI
But then you look at some statistics and the most replacable positions are CEOs middle management and such
And then they go
Well uh you cant replace me because AI cant work my job
the problem is then they expect like 10x work more from you because of it too
like it makes you superhuman and shit doesn't need to be checked
hair ruins this
too long for odst cosplay
bro been sitting on this for years waiting
they have a partnership with the US government
interesting
He was rlly going off
QRT: spideyava
The guy I’m seeing won’t stop speaking Japanese in a trump voice I can’t tell if this is a red or green flag

and thats so badlt cropped
you can see the tits
bro's bio is full of goon links too
@steady trellis chief eviscerate that guy, youre the only mod on
inb4 skom mutes me

im still waiting for them to respond a report i made like 4 hrs ago
lmaoooo
slow ahhh doo doo head ahh mods
idk
outta all mods skom is the last id expect to respond
naw if anything youd sooner get dry to respond
dry responds fast
bit hes asleep prob
its 3 to 4 am for russians
or even more
when are you not
@strange ridge (ergokithane) has been kicked for reason: change ur offensive pfp / name / bios if you rejoin u are banned
and youre awake
credeam ca dormi
imma go to sleep right now byeeeeeee
e 2 noaptea
noapte buna
you understand sus pfp as a concept
NIPPLE NIPPLE NIPPLE

and thats why i make sure nothing shows
even slightly
too much
Yeah it might overload the bot
why is this a sticker
make his sticker lame as shit
Nah I’ve never had a negative interaction with that guy
I don’t think we had differences but that image fucks
its brainfart i assume everyone is ready to kill at a moments notice
type shi
we just killed a guy 5 minutes ago for rolling the worst cropped porn pfp of all time
We all threaten each other on the daily and then laugh at the same person’s bullshit it’s whatever
was that what that kick wa
Message link pls
I just got off work
brainfart pov:
deleted by mod
Fuck I always miss the fun
bro did change pfp
source?
let him back
I gotta go back to work because I promised my lady I’d bring her some chick fil a
I better get to steppin
he's still goonmaxxing in his link tree but that's way less offensive, if i was mod i'd let it slide
that's off platform
imo shouldn't be an issue
don't click on random links lo
ye ye thats why it's whatev
does say "bios" but as long as its not like nazi dogwhistles in bio i think you're safe
Chasing women at night > shitposting in brainfart
true
chasing women at night WHILE shitposting on brainfart 
a mai nins odata
mai multe gauri
I got my impromptu dinner date setup
bro is a romantic
game needs to keep your crimes cause when you walk out the door everyone immediately forgets who you are
yeah you do lose your wanted status like
insanely fast
being an evil crimidal has no long term consequences but whatever
but imagine a counter detective that hunts you down when you fuck up or break the law
boutta generate a new murder case if i find him 
also imagine an auditor on like the 7th day that double checks how you acquired your evidence 
game has potential
Game?
That's the name of the game or
yes

yes king
generated a large size city
so these ones have uhhh
like 20 blocks
kind of expected it to be bigger but fuck it this is the biggest city i get
echelon apartment prices r evil what the fuck @toxic sundial
🤫
we are
i buy an apartment spend a few hours decorating it with the few bucks i have left to my name go to sleep and when i wake up there's a brand new murder case reported at the apartment literally next to mine
watching the feds clear it out before i sneak in there illegaly
teardown?
I love gangstalking simulator
Fuck benjammins
Heres original
me and my cloaks gonna find bejamin and then once we have his coordinates we finna call in our 16 autistic clowns to brutally molest him to death
he's a cuck who false reports gifs and then inserts himself over them
Ewww
I wanna know who this guy is
Theres like a gif of him in almost every search involving numbers
well, i dont have a problem if this guy is just massively autistic and sexually attracted to mathematics
if i found out hes a benjie clone though. imma have to skin him alive and turn him into a leather jacket
True...
Aw yeah, keeping rent low
Also this is the second fucking time today someone posted an animal's genitals
yeah buddy
Sultan reincarnated into a cat
fuck man the case is cold
i got a few details for the person im looking for but i cant find anything else
homeboy got stalked by some crazy bitch and killed idk if imma find her tho
might just arrest the neighbor she fits like a few of the descriptions 
yeah im gonna arrest the neighbor fuck it
we ball
Holy shit it actually was his neighbor 
bruh i didnt knew thomas and friends had a lore this huge
wrong ping sowy
Khan Academy if it was only Tenor meme GIFs
Mobile chinese battlefield at 120 fps goes hard
9+10
2
Whats wrong goy? Afraid to wake up?
Even if you manage to do that, the non-personalized content is even worse
They managed to fix the whores in every comment section but you are still getting porn content if you open a video and swipe up once
I'd rather have schizo shit
I remember completely cleaning my account before and the first pic was just of porn ad
Average YouTube advertisement spot
No soul in their eyes
On YouTube it's mostly gacha shit
So you can already count on it being extremely sexualized
Ai slop too
Gotta get those retards to click the link somehow
I keep getting shit about "Nordic aliens" and Bible verses.
If you ever try, go on mobile google, then search youtube. The algorithm there is just slop. Like no one outside of people who are actually -20iq are engaging in that
And I disabled personalized ads on my google account, so those are the kinda ads you get if you have no algorithm trying to figure out what you might like
They are most likely bots
I mean, that also happens with no account on incognito mode
Like holy shit, you'd expect the algorithm to be better when your are ass fucking my privacy on all my devices.
They even removed the entire landing page if there is no personalized recommendations for you because they know it's just AI and non-AI slop
Literal brainrot content
Waiting for a good internet purge of that content
Well, they have very good algorithms for personalized advertisements
That is about it, they don't make money with the rest, so it barely gets improved lmao
You'd think you'd be flooded with Mr.Beast type shit
I mean, the target audience for Mr. Beast and Cocomelon are pretty much identical
Generally, go on any YouTube video of a huge creator that is Family Friendly, the comments are literal braindead, non-sensical shit, they often times don't even talk about the video in general, they are just emoji spams and a random quote, which may or may not be in the Video
i was gonna send this
now i remember
Good morning
that one gun for 2000$ in roblox ultimate super duper warfare place
@fossil swan
wat
13 hours of downtime: billions of dabloons vaporizes from jeff bozos' account
W for me ngl
lmao
And not to mention, it apparently wasn't the first time either
Yeah but the snippet I added also had statements of employees talking about it
And last but not least, the cherry on top
Those safeguards apparently did not do all that much
Its the equivalent of trying to cut a slab of meat with a baseball bat and being baffled why your slab of meat is now became a burger
Then blaming the poor chef that you stole his knife
https://x.com/i/status/2025080656129384951 @narrow lotus
Well, some day they will cut back on it, at least far enough to not give it access to critical infrastructure whenever it pleases but until then, more outages will likely follow
But I also love how they downplay their downtime, AWS customers pay a fuck ton of money just for the uptime that is guaranteed with the service, that is the only reason why you choose AWS, other than that it's just an overpriced server hoster
No wonder EU is attempting digital independence
Meanwhile my dad is full on listening to genAI music at work

This same guy has THOUSANDS of music tracks saved across HDDs and flash drives
#iasip #funny #showclips #viral #phillycomedy #tvshow #frankreynolds
:3
REMEMBER FOLKS, OPENAI TOLD ALL THE WAY FROM THE BEGINNING THEY WILL NOT PUT ADS ON CHATGPT

What a world we are living in, constant lying to your customers face must be made a capital punishment
you mean Denims is a retard?
All emiru did was say she doesnt have an opinion lmao
No im saying whats on the picture
Although i added "Emiru is a" to help with the point that the picture is trying to convey
depends is Denims a woman?
p!who
I found out that Demins is a woman, so yes but i have no picture of her with bold letters saying Retard
https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/2025118543482880195 iedy after he dies in a raid
maybe
some streamer women who calls for violence and lost a lawsuit against H3
*goy
I got to where I am today through violence.
I'm THANKFUL for it.
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I think popular online people should just parrot the dominating opinion of the left
ok
Thank you
no problem man
at least helping my mom would be funnier now
Morning boys

good morning resident femboy
Shalom Rabbi
I am not that!!!
Guh
I'm just some guy
Mornin twink
Why you 
This thing is broken
No
Nuh Uh
shalom goy
We should parrot and follow everything they say
Why!
Flop is Pakistan close to Japan
No I don't think so, why?
@regal thorn @fossil swan






