🎪bruh-fart

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-elmos-fire-elmo-fire-fire-yas-gif-16440807891622620439

[inner nexus]

can someone pin this

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/971KoPe.png

[flint bay]

Average US citizen.

[spring quail]

holy gunt

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2023973246534652135

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

X · Feb 18, 2026, 4:10 AM

Slim jim more like

[dusk raven]

deserved

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2023902926196916369

Rocio💗 (@s25453883)

https://t.co/nJqO3hsxXU

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[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-true-eyes-dog-true-meme-dog-eyes-meme-gif-669697498800876669

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-i-can-goon-this-im-so-sigma-i-can-mew-it-gif-10091092637683999845

[dusk raven]

faking working a shit job as gooner bait

why do people even give them money

[little mirage]

"People" usually the government

[dusk raven]

it's fake

[spring quail]

or gen-x and boomers

[dusk raven]

so gooner tards give her money

[spring quail]

gen x and boomers love throwing money at of sluts

[high wing]

Imma throw money at u

[spring quail]

thanks i have a lot of things on my amazon and midway lists i wanna buy

and expensive dates to go on

namely these

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-that-money-brother-x-the-family-business-give-me-that-money-i-need-cash-gif-4677618580811021127

[fast belfry]

That aint even an ass

those just leg extensions

[spring quail]

how are yuor mushrooms

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/734537680167239680/1466891750759993416/8e30b86c0949853fa62befbf5e84e9e9.mov?ex=69961fe6&is=6994ce66&hm=e5b0ff78c7cf2f1fc4e03274fb0f6eb78891ae2788e6fa9aa05ff48df840a2ae&

[gleaming grove]

Nawh man

Get a SR25

[spring quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

people like saying sr25 now instead of ar10

weird

i say both usually

[gleaming grove]

I call it SR25 cuz im asking u to get an SR25

Not an AR10

Smh smh

They are 2 very distinctive system btw

[spring quail]

i call it sr25 because it confuses my moms libcuck husband

[gleaming grove]

So dont get them mixxed up

Gun nerds get angry

[spring quail]

im gonna mix you up

[gleaming grove]

Husband?

Damn

[spring quail]

well, to-be

im driving them to the airport in a few hours

i get a shitty sister in law

[solar breach]

fuck yeah man

say hi to the gimp people

[spring quail]

should i get the m118 cut mag even if im not buying m118

also they dont sell these in solid black anymore

[gleaming grove]

Pretty sure its a mag model name

Not like ya kno

The gun name

[spring quail]

m118 is a 7.62x51 round

[gleaming grove]

Ya kno what

[pseudo robin]

Holy shit they really copied and made the gear from tarkov irl

[gleaming grove]

Fair enough

I think it will hold 308 no problem

[spring quail]

well duh but m118 is a special round and id buy it if it were ever in stock

[gleaming grove]

Just get freedom chocolate bar

Idk if its actually gonna fit AR10

This

[spring quail]

ew

https://freedommunitions.com/products/308-7-62-175-smk-m118-lr-new

these guys make them too actually

i might have to cop

hollow point boat tail long range round

[gleaming grove]

Wish I had money to shoot 308

[spring quail]

use federal powershok

its cheap

[gleaming grove]

I might buy myself a SMLE

1 dollar per round

[spring quail]

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1001656034?pid=413744

[gleaming grove]

20 dollars for 20 rounds

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[spring quail]

when they do summer savings it goes down to 19.99

[gleaming grove]

Uhm

[spring quail]

the bulk box also gets cheaper

[gleaming grove]

Nice

30 dollars total

For each box

[spring quail]

its objectively the best bang for buck (haha) for .308 soft points

the freedom munitions m118 clone is 25 per box

[gleaming grove]

Well

Guess im sticking with 223 for th3 time being

And 223 is also getting expensive

[spring quail]

i dont like 223

[spring quail]

there is conflict go figure

[gleaming grove]

I want to shoot M855 but I dont have money to burn

[spring quail]

shoot mk262 wtf

what are you shooting m855 at lol

[gleaming grove]

Armored Goose

[spring quail]

i need to see a comparison between ye olde fmj and m855

[gleaming grove]

Phosphorous

[spring quail]

m855 has a tiny steel core penetrator right

magnesium

[gleaming grove]

Man

I want some M856 too but like

A lot of states are so pussy

Dont let us commit free forest fire

[spring quail]

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/2090460512?pid=621319

m855 is cheap for my standards

[gleaming grove]

My guy

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/lawyer-crime-illegal-zelda-fyi-gif-10772344

[gleaming grove]

You want your gun to explode

There is an easier way to do it

[spring quail]

red dead 2 told me all you need for an explosive bullets is a little animal fat and a homemade hollowpoint

[gleaming grove]

Nuclear Material

[solar breach]

Laws are just rules to prevent us from doing cool shit

[gleaming grove]

Tbf tracer rounds are only covered by the tip

Enough to have like

Fucking laser

So I do wonder if the entire tip if covered

Hmmm

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

You know what

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/Onlybannedvids/status/2023841097148141845 mag dump this

Banned Video Daily (@Onlybannedvids)

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[gleaming grove]

Cover your bullet tip in Thermite

[spring quail]

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/2090124928?pid=124928

[austere shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347598466404319244/1471639276650369242/ssstwitter.com_1770933936679.mp4?ex=699641e1&is=6994f061&hm=f488de780b9b81b5249d297c6c164d5f70eb790d1b246d2fccd5a8af9696bc12&

[spring quail]

imo this is a cooler boolit

i dont have armored targets to justify bulking m855

[gleaming grove]

Show me the

[spring quail]

i also just dont like ar15

[gleaming grove]

Duplex

Duplex 556

[spring quail]

duplecks broadhead?

[gleaming grove]

Duplex

[spring quail]

i dont like that

but these are cool

brenneke makes a better one

[solar breach]

I LOVE that

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/itachi-itachi-uchiha-naruto-anime-gif-gif-6980510505105788152

[solar breach]

What if it's just my dogshit opinion? What then?

[gleaming grove]

Man

I need myself a

Heigh over bore ACR handguard

[spring quail]

i want an rsh12

[gleaming grove]

@spring quail you kno what

Fair

One sec

[spring quail]

the three-way

[solar breach]

I love it when my reels surprise me with someone listening to my favorite band

[spring quail]

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1024739385?pid=841367

cant wait to get me hands on this

[dusk raven]

is that neon retard still relevant ?

[solar breach]

No I just heard spirit crusher playing

And got excited

I honestly forgot who he was

Sounds like a bitch tho

[dusk raven]

some cancer irl streamer

[spring quail]

yo the same company that i got my cowboy hat from also makes pirate hats

[solar breach]

Which company

[spring quail]

https://americanhatmakers.com/products/blackbeard-three-corner-leather-pirate-hat

[solar breach]

Nice

I might get a tricorne from Townsends one day

Top Hat first though

But I need a new hat, something I'll actually wear

Thinking about a custom

[spring quail]

i wore my cowboy hat on my date today

[gleaming grove]

Hmm

HMMM

HMMMMMMM

Hol on

[spring quail]

https://americanhatmakers.com/products/bookie-mens-leather-cap

gucci gopnik gear

[gleaming grove]

@spring quail

[spring quail]

the point of the rig i posted is the plate carrier

[gleaming grove]

Just get this goofy ahh 4 by 2 Tarkov rig

Damn

[spring quail]

get me a calm luh level 3/+ plate

[gleaming grove]

230 USD

[solar breach]

I also want something like this

[gleaming grove]

At that point get plate carrier

Its similar price

[gleaming grove]

But you get to hold plate front and back

[solar breach]

But as for my custom hat im not sure, probably shorter on the brim, with feathers, and a deep red

[spring quail]

prefer mobility

[quartz ridge]

if you want a cheap one but decent buy rebel raiders

the karp is kinda gae but the gear is cool

[gleaming grove]

I already got a PC

So im not too worry

I just need plate

Cost like 400 dollars tho

[gleaming grove]

A lot of plate carrier are very comfortable to wear and made to accomodate this

[solar breach]

Not quite lol

[naive bison]

Good morning

[solar breach]

Straight feathers

Dw about looking for me lol

[spring quail]

i just saw it retard im not looking for you

[quartz ridge]

"i'm a recce larper and I WILL DIE ON FIRST CONTACT!!"

[gleaming grove]

Like your

Crye JPC

Is literally marketted for that

[solar breach]

OK retard buddy

[gleaming grove]

Cost like 250 USD

[spring quail]

i dont wanna buy two plates :C

[gleaming grove]

Then thats fine

[naive bison]

Oh if kekius maximus said so

[spring quail]

then i have to buy the chest rig stuff like pouches

[solar breach]

Who needs plates just don't get shot

[naive bison]

With no links to anything

[gleaming grove]

Get a 6B5

[solar breach]

Mmmmmm maybe

[spring quail]

from where

[gleaming grove]

Pouches?

You get like one for 8 bucks from surplus websites

I got 6 for 40

[naive bison]

Blackbeard

[gleaming grove]

6B5 is

Very based

👍

[spring quail]

i dont need all that

[fast belfry]

They were shit

had like

no affect

What I get for using cheap ass shrooms

So I smoked a shitload of weed instead

[gleaming grove]

Damn

😔

[fast belfry]

do it

[gleaming grove]

226 bones

[fast belfry]

No balls

[naive bison]

Yo

[gleaming grove]

I got my own helmet idk if I need a inferior version of it

[fast belfry]

But its russian

[gleaming grove]

Mine has cat ears

[fast belfry]

Femboy

[gleaming grove]

Nah

Catboy*

[fast belfry]

Same thing

both queer

[gleaming grove]

Wrong

[quartz ridge]

dont snitch xal

[gleaming grove]

Really?

[quartz ridge]

i have a gif for this but it will get me banned or muted

[gleaming grove]

1k for this piece of shit?

[fast belfry]

Was expecting to be one of those gifs that has gai porn when you click on it

[fast belfry]

[naive bison]

Kill yourself

[fast belfry]

Kill yourself

[gleaming grove]

You wanna forget it

[fast belfry]

You too, you kill yourself as well

[dusk raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291937134877347883/1450617329770696886/YTDown.com_YouTube_Family-Guy-The-Shining-Peter-axes-Clevel_Media_JuA5XZV0ZTo_001_720p.gif?ex=69963eaa&is=6994ed2a&hm=acc6e6c50c8d1f4262c0d8ba882a16e01570dad1de0c66fc9c0f725e6419ae6c&

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-spongebob-magic-conch-stare-commanding-gif-17677578479510478658

[fast belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[naive bison]

Kill yourself

[fast belfry]

Lets all kill ourselves

[dusk raven]

no thanks

[naive bison]

Are you retarded

[naive bison]

Kill yourself

[dusk meadow]

military enthusiast
gay as shit

checks out

[dusk raven]

cag tard more like

[gleaming grove]

Anyway

[gleaming grove]

Here is an AMX-10M

[fast belfry]

Blue lean

Im making blue lean with ts

[dusk raven]

he liked yuri it checks out

[fallow trellis]

they did this before, selling fallout soda

it did not end well

[fast belfry]

im gonna throw the bottles at people I dont like

[spring quail]

the soy warriors will overwhelm costco

[dusk raven]

they should sell power armor helmets again

[fast belfry]

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/oprah-gif-7762360757077439386

[dusk raven]

natural selection

todd was a visionary

[spring quail]

me and my friends after trying on the power armor helmet for too long

[fast belfry]

I bought some creed records

I dont even have a record player

[spring quail]

https://www.amazon.com/Victrola-Nostalgic-Bluetooth-Turntable-Entertainment/dp/B00NQL8Z16?ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.9fe8cbfa-bf43-43d1-a707-3f4e65a4b666

overspend

now

https://www.amazon.com/Victrola-Bluetooth-Suitcase-Turntable-Speakers/dp/B00UMVW4VA

[spring quail]

these are on sale for 50

quincy in espresso kinda fucks tho

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-jerk-fap-bust-nut-gif-20113701

[fallow trellis]

cant relate i only have "the bluetooth device is connection successfurri"

[dusk raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327797151732076606/1333538293710585896/attachment-4.gif

[dusk raven]

that's the car version

your speaker kills himself so you pull up and get a 5$ one mid drive

[fallow trellis]

i dont have a car

[naive bison]

serious sam has insane sound design

[spring quail]

serious* sound design

fucktard

[naive bison]

fuck you

glory to Mental

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sam-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-eyebrow-gif-27262619

now i want serious sam voice mod for gamma

too bad im retarded

give lurkers kleer sounds while we're at it

[naive bison]

no snorks

cause they do the kleer thing of charging at you

and you sidestep it

and they fly past

[spring quail]

well so do chimeras and lurkers

[spring quail]

i didnt even see the gun

[naive bison]

nah not the noisy cricket bro

https://tenor.com/view/хуёк-gif-21701625

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-chad-gigachad-sam-sam-chad-serious-sam-meme-serious-sam-chad-gif-26426648

[verbal needle]

I love serious sam, I should launch my serious sam the second encounter game

[spring quail]

play fusion internal build

[verbal needle]

I main rocket launcher

I get it at the start

Idk how many times I've beaten Mental

[spring quail]

pump shotgun or grenade launcher

i used to hate the grenade launcher when i was a kid

thing fucks

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sam-breakdancing-gif-gif-26163676

[verbal needle]

I usually like to use the beheaded kamikaze to blow up the other monsters

The twin revolver is goated

[spring quail]

i play on hard i aint got time for that

[coarse bear]

Bespoke hate

[spring quail]

i wish there was an official serious sam shirt

[verbal needle]

I'm sure you could make it

[spring quail]

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/63726-serious-sam?countrycode=US#321P63726D1V

i trust teepublic more than redbubble

wait there's no white color

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5811003-serious-bomb

ofc different listing

[verbal needle]

I play on serious

Though it's been many years

[spring quail]

that's seriously cool

[verbal needle]

I might replay it and see if I remember all the secrets

[spring quail]

i think fusion adds new secrets

to all 3 (tfe, tse, bfe)\

[verbal needle]

I've only played the first encounter and the second encounter

Because I own physical disc of them

[spring quail]

if you play fusion on steam play internal for fuck sake lmao

[verbal needle]

I remember online lobbies like that were chaos

[spring quail]

when i was a kid i used to host full ass lobbies with cheats enabled and we'd all run through the whole of second encounter in turbo mode

like 30 sams literally bouncing off walls

[verbal needle]

Lmao

[spring quail]

infinite respawns

fucking river of sams

[verbal needle]

I liked playing santa sam in the lobbies

[spring quail]

i played sam or one of the weird metal guys that look like mortal kombat ninjas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67QL3CHncFU

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989

[verbal needle]

My favorite map of the second game is where you walk through the mountain after doing this bullshit parkour over lava and fans and you get to this wide open arena the only thing to do is run

[spring quail]

fuckin same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYCZhTkad_A

https://tenor.com/view/yay-gif-582654785695353762

[verbal needle]

I wonder is displate has any serious sam items

[spring quail]

this dude fucks

he created the army of shield skeletons

100%

[fallow trellis]

he has a big stick

[little mirage]

Thats called a necromancer

[fallow trellis]

nah thats the top dog

[little mirage]

The real one

[fallow trellis]

i grew up in the rural areas of pakistan

we all know the guy who has the biggest stick is the top dog

for the sole reason of he can hit u but u cant hit him (shorter stick)

[verbal needle]

Yea but even on serious difficulty he's trivial its all the minions he spawns

Mainly the bulls on Cathedral

[spring quail]

hes got that shit on tho

[verbal needle]

He does

[spring quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220598915173580800/1471217506587775029/image0.gif

[little mirage]

When I play skyrim and edit my character he leans his head like epstein

Such an odd bug

[spring quail]

SOLID BABY OIL, UNLEASH

[naive bison]

i loved it

[little mirage]

Its over. Ai won. So much for being anti ai

[dusk meadow]

quitter talk

[spring quail]

man i got bored and used ai to deep fry the fuck out of the xalrider burger flipper image i had it make

[fallow trellis]

was his controversy being a fake cyber secutrity specialist just got burried under the rug

actually i dont even remember who he got beef with

this was when pirate software the transger guy was getting flak for doubling down on his takes

[spring quail]

where else are they gonna store the slop

[verbal needle]

I'm glad i built my pc when I did

I got spare parts too

I have 32gbs of ram just fresh in box never opened and a spare ssd

[spring quail]

bro just speculate bro come on bro please give me millions of dollars because i think something will happen

[spring quail]

i should have gotten spares

my ram is from 2021

all those tech recycling places are suddenly sitting on a pile of gold

100% bossman is sending the lowest rungs into garbage piles to find the ram

[verbal needle]

Just order off temu

Huh?

I'm not watching dankula, just in layman's terms what happened

[little mirage]

Feral crowd kills one man

Nothing happens.

[verbal needle]

Alrighty

Deleted?

You know, I'm a veteran right, and the government has been doing a swell job at making common Americans hate government related entities and former government employees to which I am so getting a job (because I'm bored) has been difficult

[little mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1445131582707859597/1supertiredofimbeciles7777.gif

[verbal needle]

What

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

It was far from ultra serious, it was like monkeys fucking in a bathtub

With the king of the monkeys just watching

Everyday was some horseshit

[dusk raven]

i should check if that comment is still there

[verbal needle]

It was like 90% dumb stuff and 10% fun

[dusk raven]

yep

[verbal needle]

The fun was me driving around in a abrams, striker, m113 or a bradley for master driver certification and the rest was sandbox shit

Only in the last few years of my service did I get out of the sandpit

Only to be sent to Japan for 6 months and then back to a fucking desert called El Paso

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-aint-reading-all-that-im-happy-for-u-tho-or-sorry-that-happened-im-happy-for-you-thought-or-sorry-that-happened-gif-16532884834168127420

[spring quail]

why cant we have a crazy cool ferry system and a calm inland sea like japan

https://youtu.be/dWMKNO7jpbM?si=KaXypRtNvZ27huJX

[verbal needle]

Because "they" need your tax dollars

[fallow trellis]

its funny because majority of them cant even navigate the webpage

[dusk raven]

yea it's from an s2 mod
they were talking about buckshot

[verbal needle]

I dont pay taxes

I keep my shit in perpetual motion and live off my government money

[fallow trellis]

do you buy things?

like a macdonalds burger

[verbal needle]

I hate thieves, that includes the government

I just don't pay income tax

[prisma venture]

Morning

Chuds

[fallow trellis]

the government is crafty

they make you pay real estate tax, tax on the house, tax on the registration of the land

tax on the certification on your car

[fallow trellis]

tax on your drivers liscence

[verbal needle]

Maybe where you live

[prisma venture]

Who could it be

[fallow trellis]

why do you think they invented centralized banking

[prisma venture]

I wonder

[verbal needle]

My state has no land tax

[prisma venture]

[fallow trellis]

value added tax has been prevalent in the entire world since 1926

[prisma venture]

Where tf are u from

[verbal needle]

No income tax either

[fallow trellis]

what kind of state doesnt tax people the land'

dude lives in an island or something

[prisma venture]

Are u from silly land

[prisma venture]

True

[fallow trellis]

i want to know this place because if its true its good

[verbal needle]

Texas doesn't levy property tax

[fallow trellis]

too good to be true

im not from texas idk if this is true

[prisma venture]

I doubt that

[fallow trellis]

texas must be really retarded not to tax property

[verbal needle]

The state doesnt

[fallow trellis]

thats majority of what people do in a non-communist state

[verbal needle]

Sounding really pro government here

Idk if I can trust you anymore

[fallow trellis]

i like stealing

i do it all the time

[prisma venture]

Bro

Who u are lying to

Fuckin Mossad again

[verbal needle]

The

[fallow trellis]

i looked at their tax revenue code, they dont tax on the federal level

[verbal needle]

Not levied by the state

As I said

[fallow trellis]

but they tax properites on a local level

[prisma venture]

Yeah ofc

[fallow trellis]

like county, cities, town or whatever u call them

which is aactually way worse

[prisma venture]

Yup

[fallow trellis]

but to be fair its no different from pakistan

we also do that

no state tax on property but its based on provincial

[prisma venture]

Bro

U aint from paki

[pseudo robin]

American tax code is very simple

[fallow trellis]

who knew texas and pakistan could have something in common

[prisma venture]

U are California girl

[pseudo robin]

70% goes to israel

[prisma venture]

Make it 80

[pseudo robin]

Sorry rabbi

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/katy-perry-katy-perry-katy-perry-california-gurls-california-gurls-gif-24890522

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1460573072380661791/togif.gif

[prisma venture]

Segs?

[fallow trellis]

on the bitch

[verbal needle]

Chlamydia

[verbal needle]

In your eye specifically

[prisma venture]

Man

Penis

[fallow trellis]

damn

its true

texas has no income tax on individuals

shouldered solely by busiensses then

[verbal needle]

Vindicated yet again

[prisma venture]

Make texas free again

[verbal needle]

No because then they would implement income tax

I dont need another person to scare away from my property

I already spooked the last 4 land adjusters who came out

I haven't seen them at all this year, they normally come out first or second week of January

Good news, jehovah people don't come to my house anymore, bad news is someone is a follower near me and every time they drive near my drive way, they pour salt across it

[spring quail]

throw tomatoes at their car, delete the paint

eggs on windshield

[verbal needle]

Baloney

[spring quail]

slingshot .50 caliber ball bearings into the windows

[verbal needle]

Bologna will eat paint

[spring quail]

no shit?

and i eat that almost daily

eat the bologna or it will eat you

[verbal needle]

Hmmm

[verbal needle]

Yep

[fallow trellis]

cool marble

[verbal needle]

Bologna will strip the Clear coat and paint off the car

[verbal needle]

It's is a .50 cal musket ball for my muzzleloader

This thing

[fallow trellis]

thats what i wanna see from an american

not the woke shit

[verbal needle]

It's technically not classed as a firearm

[fallow trellis]

the other day some other american dude was talking about buying cars

[fallow trellis]

does it still shoot?

[verbal needle]

Yes

I've killed deer with it

[fallow trellis]

with how some schools showed, the ttk of the musket is now irrelevant to be classified as a firearm

[verbal needle]

The ATF doesn't class them as firearms so therfore I don't have to fill out a form

Completely unregulated

[dusk raven]

imagine gangs using blunderbusses and shi

[narrow lotus]

@fossil swan @pale ingot @regal thorn

[verbal needle]

My local gun store has some percussion cap and Flintlock pistols for sale

[narrow lotus]

Ma culc in Romania ma trezesc in Antarctica

[pseudo robin]

Pull up n let the flintlock bark

[dusk meadow]

she california on my girl????

[spring quail]

ye olde f'lock with a switch

[dusk meadow]

was about to go to sleep happy, realized schleppa didn't kill himself

it would be miserable if you weren't a glowie

[pseudo robin]

Imagine paying pajeet to rub his curry hands on your head

[spring quail]

even he knows its bullshit

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/laugh-uma-musume-SIzTDKXuVJ6XelJsew

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

SADDAM HUSSEIN BOMB ALL UMAMUSUME FANS

[little mirage]

Bronies of the 2020s

Atleast they are women this time

[dusk meadow]

HOLY SHIT

[quartz ridge]

does he know

[dusk meadow]

I've literally never heard a truer statement in my entire life

[little mirage]

They are MtF?

[quartz ridge]

the horses are based off of real horses so 99% of the roster is related and infact male

[little mirage]

Atleast they are human

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-laughter-come-and-see-gif-24417813

i hate uma fans because they ruin horse racing for me

cant watch a single g1 race without the chat being spammed

like Wallahi do something else go ANYWHERE ELSE

[dusk meadow]

"what if we took the worst aspects of a gacha fanbase and attach it to something people enjoy"

[little mirage]

hate thing that turned into anime because weebs are retarded

[little mirage]

Weebs have three jokes and they revolve around sexual harassment

[dusk meadow]

gacha fans alone were already annoying as shit

[little mirage]

Nightmare epstein implies the existence of wetdream epstein

[dusk meadow]

and now I can't even see a fucking horse without uma fans shitting their brains out and cumming over it

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/tokai-teio-uma-musume-anime-funny-guess-who-gif-4074702077992035448

[verbal needle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125597010871992451/1250865992800665691/caption.gif

[dusk meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619690317620183064/796604490487824404/image0.gif

[verbal needle]

Hmm

[little mirage]

Go ahead say it.

[prisma venture]

@narrow lotus @stone blade

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/815227227754070017/1473409288536850472/image.png?ex=6996c395&is=69957215&hm=4205eca53bb029a8b97543ce47769e59ffbcc081ced3f1414a2e32fda40259b4&

[regal thorn]

la mine nu ninge si nici nu o sa ninga

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-horse-spongebob-funny-meme-gif-16254469561974657100

@deep topaz

[primal rapids]

https://stupidpenisx.com/wolfdetergent/status/2023833722819387686?s=20

Wolf (@wolfdetergent)

I combined every uma into one

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 17, 2026, 6:55 PM

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/trot-horse-on-my-way-prance-legs-gif-13783291

[prisma venture]

Kebab

Man horse meat is peak

[pseudo robin]

Is this true?

[jovial haven]

So theoretically you could enter zones w weapon bans w it?

[fleet silo]

I refuse to comment on this video. Thank you.

[tidal trellis]

Morning boys

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[narrow lotus]

always your mind on boys

[tidal trellis]

Why!

[tidal trellis]

What does that mean

[eager igloo]

Banger

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jude-law-drop-dead-drop-dead-gorgeous-drop-falling-gif-25394419

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/adultswim-smiling-friends-s3-pim-and-charlie-save-mother-nature-JQ07DCpk4YEFFrpwS0

[summer flame]

banjo music makes me happy

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MxPYXanRHjke7Cg5cL

[fleet silo]

I just saw a fucking shadow person in my room.

On my life I just did a legit double take

[prisma venture]

Yes

[drifting mantle]

I remember there being a scandal that all Lasagne in Germany is actually horse meat... Many many years ago

I thought "who cares, as long as it tastes good?"

[naive bison]

Its the "I thought the penis looked delicious" guy!

[naive bison]

Bill Burr when you ask him to not defend the Saudis (they gave him shitloads of money)

[naive bison]

We played ts in brainfart for like 15 mins it's unironically difficult

You have to drop into a major city's center

[naive bison]

Woah that last word
Cant call them that anymore

[naive bison]

I'm gonna give rainbolt money to triangulate your location
I'm coming.

[high wing]

Why would xal say this

[naive bison]

Reverse epstein files

Redact everything else to make me look bad

[naive bison]

No
It's 3 jokes
Gei
Pedophile
Incest

[naive bison]

Weeb joke rotation

[high wing]

Hes a pirate

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus I forgot to add insane rubberbanding to the list of bugs on eft

[narrow lotus]

oh yeah also the lag when player scavs spawn in

that can cause server issues as well

[naive bison]

I remember jumping across a gap, landing on the other side and walking forward, getting teleported back, retaining my momentum and walking off the edge

And shattering my legs to pieces

[naive bison]

FUCK playerscavs

[ruby minnow]

NETANYAHU

PLEASE LOWER THE RAM PRICES NETANYAHU

I WANT TO BUY A NEW PC NETANYAHU

[narrow lotus]

bad news Turk

we are soooo fucked

+1 millon RAM to AI

[drifting mantle]

RAM will go down in 2028

Until then...

[naive bison]

How tf would Big Ben do that bro

😭

[drifting mantle]

You underestimate his power

[sacred mountain]

Hdds got cooked too btw

Lmao

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-mandalorian-laugh-cry-gif-21495683

[spring quail]

supply & command

https://tenor.com/view/rickyisms-tpb-dixie-danger-rocket-gif-13520407

[drifting mantle]

Stop being poor I guess

[ruby minnow]

eh whatever

[sacred mountain]

What next, magnetic films being expensive?

[ruby minnow]

i'm buying a bike instead of a pc anyway

[sacred mountain]

Those fuckass rolling films that used in old ass computers

[drifting mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254636176485122108/1472431451919356106/memex.gif

[spring quail]

i want some fucking tacos

but its 4 am

[ruby minnow]

too bad buddy

its 12:30 pm here

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dbz-goku-good-bye-bye-gif-18249211191570635581

[ruby minnow]

also they serve

doner tacos in istanbul

was nice

[spring quail]

just give me crunchy corn tortilla shell

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus was browsing yt comments, someone brings up Vaush the cp guy that Robert was defending
A guy named "weebmaster" starts talking about how lolicon is not actually cp

Stop noticing

"The pedophile to weeb venn diagram is NOT a perfect circle, stop noticing!"

It's always who you expect the most

[quaint ore]

Btw jeffrey epstein was involved in black market weapons trade very intimately

Do what you want with this info

[naive bison]

Imagine getting slimed by the epstein glock

[naive bison]

Small cock gang embarrassed

[proud cipher]

i hoep ppl that made these low caffeine enrgy drink in my country to capitilize on law that makes the regular one 18+ are sleeping well

was in a rush, tried to grab couple stuff and energy drink and grabbed some dogshit ass low caffeine one which was the same price as regular one too

[quaint ore]

Do you need energy drinks that bad

[little mirage]

He can quite any time bro!

[drifting mantle]

He would inject it into his veins if he could

[proud cipher]

i literally just quit 4 years of vaping like that cause i wanted

[sacred mountain]

Can we bludgeon korean men activists with sledgehammers

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/mhm-mhmm-sure-thing-sure-doubt-gif-22192499

[sacred mountain]

Who cares, small weiners doesnt matter at all anyways, those guys are so porn brained bruh

[quaint ore]

I did hear that the culture wars in korea are fucking insane

Leftie feminists are outright misandrists and guys react the same way

[little mirage]

Someone hasnt been black pilled, red pilled, or taking vitamins

[quaint ore]

"Retarded, both sides are."
-Yoda

[little mirage]

It absolutely does matter thats why I got bone extensions

[coarse bear]

This dipshit got the dick bone extension

[little mirage]

You laugh but I also got lung extensions

[sacred mountain]

Mf chromed up tip to toe

[proud cipher]

In case you never seen a pig rolling down the hill

https://youtu.be/ICZG33IxtgE?t=35

[sacred mountain]

Hes like that cyberpsycho with plastic dick in edgerunners

[proud cipher]

now you do

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/david-yoinky-sploinky-gif-27001027

[sacred mountain]

David with doner cybernetic

[modern falcon]

this song hits different in 2026 when you read the lyrics. odd, very odd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q&list=RDQNJL6nfu__Q&start_radio=1

[rare mica]

https://fxtwitter.com/Jawes_WTMG/status/2023858585567195628

Jordan Hawes (@Jawes_WTMG)

Ah, now it makes sense. Steven Ma (Senior Vice President of Tencent) is on the Advisory Board of the Game Awards. That's why Geoff Keighley was pushing this so hard. Gotcha.

Quoting Wario64 (@Wario64)
︀
Game File: Tencent was the undisclosed lead financial backer of Wildlight Entertainment (Highguard) www.gamefile.news/p/tencent-highguard-wildlight-entertainment

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FxTwitter · Feb 17, 2026, 8:34 PM

[pseudo robin]

Chud chud chud youre a fucking chud @prisma venture

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/addition-to-mycollection-more-collection-gif-14095863

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[coarse bear]

Ramadan Mubarak, chat

[dreamy flax]

📚 Gallade

One of the coolest pokemon ever. Gallade is a dual fighting and psychic type that has high attack and special defense stats. It is an evolved form of a male Kirlia and is [the counter] part of its alternate girl-like evolution, Gardevoir. Gallade has razor sharp forearms that have a slashing potential as great as a Scyther or Kabutops. Gallade is a much much much cooler version of Medicham (which is also psychic & fighting). Because of its awesome appearence, powerful attack, and wide range of attack moves Gallade has gained a fan base as large as Flygon, Lucario, and Charizard fan bases. Any psychic type or fighting type trainers would be foolish not to consider including Gallade on their team. If [you don't know] what Gallade looks like then go on Google and search this bad ass [motherfucker]!

pokefan 1: "[Guess what] pokemon I just started to train"

pokefan 2: "What?"

pokefan 1: "A Medicham"

pokefan 2: "[Why the fuck] would you train a Medicham when you could be training a Gallade [instead]?"

[naive bison]

I will refrain from commenting or making Minecraft references

[winged chasm]

GALLADE

You retards

Gardevoir is where its at

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

I LITERALLY SAW THIS YESTERDAY

posted by @bulgaria btw

[drifting mantle]

@coarse bear

[drifting mantle]

[coarse bear]

South Korea needs more online bullying

[drifting mantle]

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1125272867718844416/1473619832774721568/Screenshot_20260218_115815_Instagram.jpg?ex=6996deea&is=69958d6a&hm=ee2946ec39d0c7c38a2e14caa588c956224fb807167495adb1d17ef2b6658e04&

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[drifting mantle]

@pseudo robin You vill live inside ze chip!

[pseudo robin]

I love ze chip!

[storm stream]

Probably a tool for disguising the fact that a person has been assassinated or kidnapped

[minor cypress]

And they'll charge you to keep the account "alive" instead of just mourning like a normal person.

Even in death, you will not escape flop saying guh

[fossil swan]

gg

i cant go out

the snow is almost up to my knee

[naive bison]

He absolutely did

Cheat

[coarse bear]

Yeah, but also the video going into Mark's cheating wasn't looking to take him down
It was a let's play, not a speedrun

[frail scaffold]

https://fixupx.com/awesomehalofan/status/2023948239179780378?s=46&t=Bt6XkzBYzN7-7HJ7yIbSYQ

awesomehalofan (@awesomehalofan)

frank remember to breathe when he puts it in

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FixupX · Feb 18, 2026, 2:30 AM

[manic cave]

Even fight

[quaint ore]

not for halo dickriders

i saw mfs claim that Master chief can hack a space marine's armor

[frail scaffold]

Like hes ever done that ever

[quaint ore]

id be more on line that a space marine and chief would bond in beatign the fuck out of aliens

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-sir-soder-gaming-troll-gif-19774783

[minor cypress]

Cheif would absolutely get rolled by a space marine

Halos entire plotline with gravemind and the flood is just an average tuesday in 40k

[quaint ore]

i tend to follow older canon of 40k which had space marines getting taken down by imperial guard stormtroopers

but the current lore makes space marines disgustingly overpowered

[coarse bear]

https://youtu.be/Wx5mH8lQ0wU

[frail scaffold]

They made the big bucks

[coarse bear]

Le funni low orbit book accurate Chief

[frail scaffold]

Theyre basically the barbies of 40k

[quaint ore]

Custodes at least make sense to be an end all be all, cause they are uber fucking hard to make and are constantly undermanned

[winged chasm]

Yoink

Now your 🫃

Fuck

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-save-your-tears-prince3236-kin-kane-gun-gif-6694170857021496713

[storm stream]

why?

[quaint ore]

I liked the PvE mode

its cool

[storm stream]

gg

[quaint ore]

and fashion is also nice in FH

I made a conquistadore lawbringer

[austere shadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DU4UWErAc-n/

[quaint ore]

this screenshot is from like

2023

[drifting mantle]

We have 2026 now

[quaint ore]

ye we're on the second half of the decade now

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-the-dark-ages-doom-slayer-lowtiergod-doom-the-dark-ages-lowtiergod-gif-18020507261648330109

[drifting mantle]

2016 was 10 years ago

Soon to be 36

My bones ain't what they used to be

[abstract ruin]

We are three years away from the events of ghost in the shell

[drifting mantle]

Same

[abstract ruin]

And seven years away from metro 2033

[drifting mantle]

30 years old in April

[soft mortar]

Is this peak

got bored at work

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/april25-gif-21318521

[primal kayak]

That's a lot of hair

[coarse bear]

Copper

[minor cypress]

Has it gotten any better? I dipped when the chinese pack dropped and everyone was busted.

[quaint ore]

no

the newest chinese character is disgustingly broken

mf gets health on grab

also its been fucking ages since the lot got a proper knight/viking/samurai

[minor cypress]

Definately not redownloading then

Last horror i remember was shinobi infinite grab loops

And cannibal womans healing pounce spam

[drifting mantle]

Don't let Iedy see this

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-scream-if-you-love-brock-lesnar-loves-brock-lesnar-gif-8607013991961401757

[stoic girder]

"My eyes are down here"

[pale ingot]

noob alert!!!!!!!!!!!

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @pale ingot @fossil swan

[fossil swan]

hoooly

@naive bison i need to grind for frostfang

as it turns out its the best weapon

in the entire pacck

it limits all bosses to do only 2.5 hearts of dmg

[naive bison]

it's not that hard to get tho

it's like

netherite

eyes of ender

[fossil swan]

i have everything

[naive bison]

uuh brightsteel

[fossil swan]

i think

[naive bison]

yeah just build it

[fossil swan]

yeah its cheap

ciscco just 1 shot me

i can tank shots from ignis but i cant tank him so

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/romania-scream-An0pRVWrwXwWTZ7x1w

[pale ingot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amor-lego-apaixonado-SYeAP17mD2FOIR2CzR

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2023664647686029453

Dave NewBaby (@DaveOshry)

Waiting til the last weekend of the month and doing it at all once because I'm a busy executive

QRT: stats_feed
Men should ejaculate an average of 21 times a month to help prevent prostate cancer

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 17, 2026, 7:43 AM

[unborn geode]

finally the kids are gone on this platform

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

hahahahha

i laughed out loud gg

[silent pawn]

it's over

[dreamy flax]

📚 gorilla grip

a new ice slide meta where you can get less slowdown when landing into one, by incurring the penalty before [the jump] [instead]. this is found [in the game] trackmanina

i [might be] able to [gorilla] [grip] this turn

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/emoji-drool-drooling-FqpdfBYC6YR4uEhjwu

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[naive bison]

every trans lesbian on twitter got mad when it was confirmed she's straight or whatever

[desert osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092102273594826772/1473388278790230239/good-answer-nephew-v0-px2i9aewapig1.gif

[silent pawn]

Doesn’t she have a kid as well?

[frail scaffold]

finally installed anomaly again

game doesnt even get to loading screen

what the fuck did i do

[stoic girder]

I'd let Bayonetta string me with her hair and just turn me into paste.

Sorry, lost my composure there for a second.

[silent pawn]

Wrong chat dumbass

[proven crown]

Most men would if they had any taste

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebaited-ragebait-rage-bait-rage-baited-guaracord-gif-1491053584965813827

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-archive-diem-angry-smoke-throw-gif-14966112203236833775

[coarse bear]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JajLeyXwAME

[tidal trellis]

Man that's a captain to, smh

[pseudo robin]

who let @tidal trellis out of the support mines

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

Why!!

[narrow lotus]

what if i tell the people in support channel to always use !flop when they have an issue

[tidal trellis]

That's a meme command plus rules say not to ping staff eitherway

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

[primal kayak]

Historically inaccurate

[drifting mantle]

@coarse bear

[toxic sundial]

got passed by a wood paneled pt cruiser on the highway dear lord

[solar breach]

The aura is palpable

[toxic sundial]

😭

[solar breach]

Also its ash wensday

I get to have ashes on my forehead all day

[toxic sundial]

seems performative

[timber spruce]

[solar breach]

Fellas is it performative to partake in a Catholic tradition

[solar breach]

What if he just wants a slice of urethra worm pizza

[drifting mantle]

Ash wensday?

[solar breach]

We receive ashes on our forehead

Annually

On this day

[drifting mantle]

Why?

[toxic sundial]

yeah catholics would never be known for being performative

[drifting mantle]

What's the believe behind it?

[solar breach]

To express an outward desire to be closer to Christ

[drifting mantle]

With ash on your head?

[solar breach]

Mhmm

Its a cross drawn in ash

Not very big

[drifting mantle]

Why not strap a cross on to your head instead?

[solar breach]

Probably because that's a really dumb idea.

[narrow lotus]

also religio- political chat ?

p!avatar 752095617437794314

[drifting mantle]

And ash on your forehead isn't?

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for chonkywof

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[solar breach]

No, I want you to partake in an experiment where you draw a cross in ash on your forehead and then the next day strap a cross to your forehead

I don't really care about the results BTW I just want you to waste your time

[drifting mantle]

It can be a small cross
One is messy, the other is a small hat

[solar breach]

"Messy" it's a blotch of ash on your forehead it comes off with water

[narrow lotus]

Just make a tattoo of jesus christ on your chest and scream I LOVE YOU LORD

[drifting mantle]

Hey man, if you wanna deal with ash on your forehead, I don't judge.
I would strap a small cross onto it

Because that shit is more permanent and brings me closer to christ the lord

[solar breach]

Mhmm

[drifting mantle]

It may look retarded, but that's how Faithfull I am

IF I were religious

[toxic sundial]

I have a cousin that just got a crucifix tattoo with a verse on his wrist really big, dude is 17 had to get written parental confirmation

[drifting mantle]

What's written on it?

Genesis 25:30 NASB

[toxic sundial]

don't remember and don't care

[drifting mantle]

Hmm... I love rice pudding!

[narrow lotus]

ok asian

[lapis zinc]

@prisma venture @pseudo robin

[narrow lotus]

[crystal saddle]

happnin

[lapis zinc]

You will like this since your a scot

[pseudo robin]

holy kino

[dim elk]

i may have already posted this if I did I apologize

[tidal trellis]

Falcooooo they're posting guns in fartbrain, get them

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[pseudo robin]

twink on it crazy style

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!!

[narrow lotus]

biggest snitch since Xally

[tidal trellis]

[pseudo robin]

these mfs who snitch on discord kinda people who'd snitch on you to the secret police in a heartbeat

[dim elk]

this is the second time this week somebody has hinted that ive broken a rule but didnt outright say it

what did I do?

I cant post cursed mosin in the meme channel?

I think this falls under “Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension”

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-nuke-trvth-nvke-big-boss-gif-15944112429945701902

https://tenor.com/view/randall-recess-snitch-gif-9625258

[lean oak]

Guys u remember this meme with compressed avatar image?

“July? Haha yes they always do”

[dim elk]

https://tenor.com/view/watto-star-wars-chefs-kiss-exquisite-i-need-money-gif-26964793

[storm stream]

@narrow lotus Could you please remove the "f" from this channel's name?

[dim elk]

They could have kept it as Cortana and the name alone may have carried it

but no. they poured gasoline on the pile of shit and lit it aflame

oh I love it when I come across that randomly lol

I truly wonder wtf Microsoft is even doing anymore like I can’t think of any field that they’re leading in other than having the OS market…and they’re only on top of that because there’s literally no competition

Like at the very least Alphabet/Google is probably 5-10 years ahead of everybody else in terms of data analysis and aggregation

[pseudo robin]

Buying game studios and producing slop

[dim elk]

Yeah it seems they’ve been desperately trying to make Xbox profitable and digging their hole deeper every time

[fresh rose]

I love Serbia

https://tenor.com/view/serbia-serbian-pyramids-pyramids-pyramid-ai-slop-gif-5656444826583564351

[solar breach]

[pseudo robin]

fr serbia is my fav fictional country

[lost epoch]

That's right

The enclave isn't real

The united states couldn't ever be so based

[lost epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095939106963468380/1473683711944818810/image.png?ex=69971a68&is=6995c8e8&hm=a77390ff0b4736a6f250c6d5679d0c62a183bd32cc77015a33c6005fb0228396&

[dim elk]

one of these flags hangs on my wall

:(

wait a second I just noticed Serbia is in there

[naive bison]

@drifting mantle @vale sand

[dim elk]

the decline of iDubbbz needs to be studied

I’ve never seen pussy change a man so drastically

[quaint ore]

Since when is iDubbz a vtuber

[naive bison]

idk since now i guess

it's a dragon

[pale ingot]

whats up big e @naive bison

[solar breach]

Yeah he's got a dragon model

For some fucking reason