🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

Reminds me of little homie from the key and Peele skit

Something in the water

Just saw that, that was so soy

[spring quail]

i chose to not have a job for nearly 3 years it was the most boring time

well it was fun as fuck for the first 6 months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tniL4qlFjY

alright fellas the steakhouse and park date is tomorrow

[clear vapor]

[smoky frost]

Is this AI

[naive bison]

Netherlands imposed a 36% tax on unrealised capital gains

which basically means if you have a stock or sth like bitcoin

and it goes up by $100 but you havent sold it, so you dont have the money from it yet, youstill gotta pay $36

i'd rather just leave, it would render me fucking bankrupt

like lol?

they charge you money in tax that you don't even have

fuck the taxing the rich part
the tax itself makes no sense

the government imagines you winning the lottery in 5 years and makes you pay the $5 mil now

[spring quail]

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus i have a big long protruding grey hair on my arm

i will blame cryon

[high wing]

according to a comment it did get cleaned then later it got full of garbage again

so a big waste

[fast belfry]

Im enjoying 3 ish weeks of freedom

Wednesday I sell my house, move everything to idaho, and buy the new one

[spring quail]

well safe travels

enjoy your potatos

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

[narrow sorrel]

bleh

I think I accidentally distorted the image

@nimble thorn

[pseudo robin]

Shalom goys

[dusk meadow]

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2021441557782474752/vid/avc1/1080x1080/5iC2zAmFMLEAODOv.mp4

[flint bay]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-emoji-joe-gif-3274171126316749158

[quaint ore]

Woke up at 7am to go gym

Feeling baller rn

Final set till i am finished

[gleaming grove]

Clankers

[spring quail]

i just ate like a pound and a half of dirty rice

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gordo-luffy-gordinho-gif-25125796

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/капибара-gif-15656021286497190682

why are u eating dirty rice

clean it

[spring quail]

its like this but with ground sausage and black beans

red onion

[dusk meadow]

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2020994261236228096/vid/avc1/1280x720/Ec0XTpBaarJo4CcJ.mp4

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2018354520703508480/vid/avc1/1920x1080/yQs9aPeHI2bS9UMr.mp4

these joe shitposts are so fucking funny

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2018004837992984576/vid/avc1/1920x1080/mCNO3ER5u1KXGNgL.mp4

[dusk raven]

this is like tf2 fans making an sfm version of a meme

[spring quail]

sees or soos

[dusk meadow]

at least these are funnier than tf2 sfms

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-yee-haw-dosido-square-dance-engineer-dancing-gif-15569822

[stark gull]

AI slop

[primal kayak]

Good morning fellas

[naive bison]

@fossil swan small tip, these blazes in the regions with blue fires drop insane exp

killed these two and went from level 63 to 75 just now

[dusk meadow]

they're extremely well done for no fucking reason lmao

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[dusk meadow]

last one before I sleep

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2021441557782474752/vid/avc1/1080x1080/5iC2zAmFMLEAODOv.mp4

alright gn tards

[stark gull]

♻️

[pseudo robin]

I accidentally opened offtopic now i'm permanently retarded

[dusk raven]

you talked there too yesterday

demented retard

[pseudo robin]

Im becoming overpowered by the retardation

Fuck my retard chud life

[dusk raven]

cooked

2 more years of life

[pseudo robin]

2 years too long

[pseudo robin]

@dusk raven i'm playing gamma for the first time in ages i forgot how fucking grindy this dogshit is

[dusk raven]

lowk after playing it for a bit it starts to actually feel fast

[pseudo robin]

Grok on suicide watch when i debug myself a ak74 on day 2

[dusk raven]

tbf i stop playing or restart after bs

so i don't mind longer start

[pseudo robin]

I usually get to pripyat then lose interest

Cnpp is cheeks

[dusk raven]

i don't mind it until the fucking ladder

[pseudo robin]

That ladder is the bane of my existence

I had to noclip up it once

[dusk raven]

same

that shit is so ass

[pseudo robin]

I only did the sin dogshit in limansk once and i'm never doing it again

Magical bullet shield ass mfs

[dusk raven]

you either can't get on it
and when you do you get grenade spam like it's the reichstag in waw

[pseudo robin]

MILLER

THROW THEM BACK

[pseudo robin]

I remember playing waw on ps3 and being like these graphics are so peak

We'll never surpass this

[dusk raven]

true and real

[upper shore]

early 2000s stylized kinda-realism will forever be the most peak art style ever devised

[dusk raven]

also on pc
old cods used to run really well for how good they looked

[pseudo robin]

Trvth

[dusk raven]

i played bo1 2 and mw3 on a pc with no gpu

[pseudo robin]

I think i stopped playing cod after like

Mw2 or 3

[dusk raven]

i played all the campaigns so far

[pseudo robin]

Whenever it went to that future slop

[dusk raven]

only dabbled a bit on bo1 mp

[upper shore]

bo2 was pretty fuckin good

ghosts had some cool setpieces here and there but the overall campaign and mp was pretty boring and unbalanced

[dusk raven]

i think the campaign for bo2 is a little overrated

[pseudo robin]

Tfw reznovs ghost is watching me stroke it

[dusk raven]

bo1 was much better

[upper shore]

ghosts is still miles better than whatever the fuck we're getting now

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1473171495533543595/Hypnoticflashynutritious_44d13c_13024667.png

[upper shore]

It's overrated cause it was the last decent campaign we ever got

I agree bo1 is better

bo2 is still pretty fuckin good

[dusk raven]

yes

[pseudo robin]

When i saw theyre up to black ops 7 i felt ancient

[dusk raven]

just that muh choices don't really matter

and it was lowk predictable

[upper shore]

felt like that shit from back to the future where they have jaws 14 or whatever

[dusk raven]

the bo1 reveal was so fucking goated

[upper shore]

bo1 is probably my favorite cod in its totality

maaybe i liked bo2 mp better, but bo1 mp is charming

bo1 campaign and zombies is undisputed peak

[dusk raven]

i used to spend days playing on exclusively summit

never was really into zombies

played it a bit in waw

[upper shore]

bo2 zombies is also good on average. i really never hated tranzit or die rise or anything. i think hate for those maps is manufactured by youtubers with skill issues

[dusk raven]

mainly cause i was playing it solo and never liked infinite wave based shit

[upper shore]

i fucking love zombies bru

i still hop on zombies to this day

[dusk raven]

i like when stuff has an end

[upper shore]

fair

[dusk raven]

like 25 waves max or some shi

[upper shore]

did you ever get into mw2 and mw3 spec ops

[dusk raven]

like roguelikes that you can beat each run

i played a bit of it in mw3

mainly the first france mission

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[lusty hazel]

believe it or not they use buttons and the gap is wide enough between them for it to crawl through anyway

ur meme suck...

https://tenor.com/view/dog-holding-flower-gif-5334994179370395420

[stark gull]

Made me jump

[drifting mantle]

This one is for you brainfart!

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/nino-brown-meme-gif-12573636828218859098

It's been posted some time ago

I'm sorry, Hal

♻️

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901094857123192862/1472248940761055390/m2-res_854prs.mp4

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thejoecoin-joe-emotiguy-joecoin-dlazARSwvTloHKySPj

[cedar ridge]

Environmental storytelling

[narrow lotus]

@coarse bear do we mute for this

[coarse bear]

In the end, it is still a Happy Merchant

Shoulda drawn Benny Netty

[dreamy flax]

@stark gull (ommnis) has been muted for 30 days for reason: Happy merchant in meme + insane list of infractions - this one should have been a ban -30d

[naive bison]

I just saw that

Wtf are you thinking

[cedar ridge]

People need to make sacrifices to post something funny

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/playstation-helldivers-helldivers2-thegameawards-AALPoNMaUYaGlgXX0W

[cedar ridge]

I already was, dw

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[naive bison]

Sir you cant call people that

You are a moderator after all

Please act like one

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2022698146640670914

G-PA (@IndianaGPA)

In a World of “Karens” We need more Allen’s 😂😂 Wait till the end 🤣

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@narrow lotus @river zealot

Real bossman Allen

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zenlesszonezero-hoshimi-miyabi-r3icandy-imDM4Yd8faVxuOskb0

[river zealot]

why is she like that

[cedar ridge]

Solo vivo tranquilo

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

Cheaters on Interchange if Killa is up

Unheard gets Cultist Cloak , LTG gets the Gold Cloak

[drifting mantle]

OOF
FREE MY BOI!!!
mods hate happy merchants! This is outrageous! It's unfair!

[cedar ridge]

They just hate bearded men for some reason

[river zealot]

how about i take my motherfucking covenant, chase you down the motherfucking interchange

youre running, you see a bunch of us in black coats running towards you

[naive bison]

What if you want to get bronze pocket watch
But when you are unlocking the truck, me and my disciples run out from behind you
I have a gold cloak on

"ARTEM, GET HIM"

You keep running

I have sj6 on, I'm not even sweating

You're slowing down, you have level 5 endurance

I'm getting closer

"TAKE HIS PACA OFF"

[naive bison]

What does this mean
UE5?

[river zealot]

i call over iedy

iedy comes from behind you

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

He has the ref gladius ready

[drifting mantle]

Every time I start a game on Linux
"Compiling vulkan shaders"
Mf, I use Nvidia... Dafuq you mean Vulkan shaders? (AMD)

[naive bison]

BBC - BIG BLACK CLEAVER

[naive bison]

Vulkan works on everything

[drifting mantle]

For real?

[naive bison]

U could play doom 2016 or maybe even eternal on vulkan api

[drifting mantle]

I thought it was a AMD thing

[naive bison]

It runs like 2x better

I don't think so but if it is - amd tech works on everything, they dont gatekeep

[drifting mantle]

That would explain why it forces vulkan shaders all the time

[naive bison]

I'm gonna wear my unheard cloak now

I've seen the gif of him running

But I've never seen that video

It's so fucking funny

Theres like 7 separate rants after ltg bans someone in chat, about how he viciously and violently rapes that chatter

It's so insane

[narrow lotus]

what was he streaming on if he could say such vile shit

[quaint ore]

lowkey based

[naive bison]

My favorite is him talking about how his ex after they broke up

Said like

"I don't think you are genuinely capable of being in love with a woman"

"And yeah, I think she's right, because-"
Ltg Rocks (the guy from the cloak clip)
"It's time for men"

"No it's not time for men you fuckin black —————"

And then goes on a gei rant on how he fucks him in his mouth

[quaint ore]

my favourite LTG moment is the 4 minute story he made off the top of his head of how an interdimensional demon assrapes a black kid

that shit was so fucking out of pocket

and he read that shit like a bedtime story

[naive bison]

A guy in chat asks for a bedtime story
Ltg starts it off like a bedtime story about a naughty kid
Then what you said happens
Then he says "GET THAT ASS BANNED, DONT EVER ASK ME FOR NO MOTHERFUCKIN BED TIME STORY"

He literally does what the guy asks, invents a gei rape fantasy and bans the guy

What is actually wrong with him

[quaint ore]

there is a full on animation of that story

https://youtu.be/eFx042dw16Q

3:18 is fucking diabolical

something tells me LTG would fucking love MGE status memes and MGE Horror stories

[naive bison]

A little naughty
Little crispy
Little BLACK
Adolescent child

[quaint ore]

bro said that with hatred which would make hitler blush

[naive bison]

Something tells me he has unresolved childhood trauma involving sexual assault

Crazy reach, I know

[quaint ore]

also wasnt LTG like an OK dude back in the day

the fuck even happened to him that made him into a lolcow

aside from abandoning his daughter

[drifting mantle]

I think he's just a narcissist and can't cope with the reality he finds himself in.

[river zealot]

check tarkov vc xal

[naive bison]

Nooo no no no
He was even worse

Thats when you could say ANYTHING on twitch and yt and shit

[drifting mantle]

aka the good old days

[naive bison]

He invented the term "Rog" after he got banned for dropping the hard R on black people

Rog as in Balrog, a black guy from street fighter

[gleaming grove]

Fucking shit dude

I hate casual racism

Its so bad

[naive bison]

Dm it

Cant on phone

[gleaming grove]

Im going competitive

[river zealot]

hold on tarkov vc

[quaint ore]

He also made an entire ass BDSM fantasy of force feeding someone cum

https://youtu.be/yj6MtpK3ODY

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

My favorite ltg clips is either the one Ham posts with piano music as ltg explains why a chatter deserves to get hit in the street by a moving bus
Or the time a guy in chat types "lol"
And ltg says "I don't like your name, Leon Smith - it sounds black. Get that ass banned"

[quaint ore]

BASED????

[naive bison]

I think the time for men has began a long time ago

[naive bison]

Its the disciples from the woods run story

[quaint ore]

I refuse to believe that he didnt direct at least one homo porn

you need genuine fucking experience to make this shit up on the fly

I WAS WATCHING AN LTG VIDEO AND I GOT A RECRUITMENT AD FOR AZOV @river zealot

[stoic girder]

LTG subs in the trenches

[quaint ore]

LTGs true disciples out there chasing russians in the woods of kreminna

[river zealot]

youre running

i send chaplain after you

[quaint ore]

this will be extra fucking funny once I get sent to the light infantry battalion

[stoic girder]

That EMR camo ain't going to hide you.

[quaint ore]

Cause my entire job will literally to be chase russians through the woods

with no vehicle support

[river zealot]

i call over private chaplain

he pulls out his g36 jr

[quaint ore]

How 'bout I take my muthafuckin' god damn light infantry battalion, chase you down in the middle of the muthafuckin' snow-you're running. You see a bunch of us in camo cloaks running towards, you see me in a multicam cloak. Big, tall, muscular... evil ass motherfucker, running at you. First I start off like this, 'cause I don't need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up. Then I start speedin'. Then I just go-(hand gestures), and I just sic my whole battalion, and they're just chasing you. Runnin' at you like wolves in multicam... in multicam capes. They tackle you. Run, this is you right? I'm me, this is you. Tackle you-(jumps onto bed)(grunt). Grab you. I call over Chaplain, signal. Chaplain comes from behind you. I have all my battalion recon, rippin' off your clothes, you're ass naked in the snow, stuck... like this. You're stuck, and I hold you, and you're like(exaggerated crying). And I'm like, "Chaplain!" I make the snap, Chaplain, rips off his clothing, flops out his G36 Jr. On the fuckin' right ass cheek, on the left. While all my battalion recon hold you down, and he just forcefully FUCKS you, and chokes you. (Humping gesture). MMH. MMH. And you're like (exaggerated crying). And he just HUMPS you. BUSTING you. And just humiliating you, and I command my whole recon, to stand around you... and ejaculate and bust nuts all over your frozen body... while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow, bitch ass russian! Suck my dick! Thank you for that fourteen measly roubles too, RUSSKIE!

[coarse bear]

He really said

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[quaint ore]

When I make my next arma op, I will add a screenshot of this text onto some monitor

as an easter egg

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/jackosob/status/2023351435086479673

jacksob (@jackosob)

every thursday morning in llanelli

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[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2023653645246734622

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

https://t.co/h9sU4zAgPi

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[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQveRzD3sQ

[gleaming grove]

What is Master Chef doing 😭

[weak jackal]

Arbiter wrote him a letter

now he's off to find him

[gleaming grove]

What dish does master chef cook

[weak jackal]

meaballs

[narrow lotus]

@quaint ore chap what is the best alternative to a sauna

cold / very hot salt baths?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[quaint ore]

A good night's sleep.

But tbh I guess a hot tub is also a good option.

Never do that cause you are just going to get a heat stroke

[weak jackal]

Hot baths, make sure to bring use a skin cleanser as well as a loofa + scrubbing brush. Shampoo hair and wash out quick and with conditioner leave it in and rub deep into the scalp. Bath salts are optional but can be nice

[narrow lotus]

how long should u sit there

[quaint ore]

it really depends on what your body tells you

As long as you are not feeling early dehydration symptoms you can stay

[quaint ore]

15 to 30 minutes is the general rule

[weak jackal]

just don't have it too hot and you'll be fine

make it warm but not "hot" hot

[quaint ore]

unless you are a slav

then go full ham and whack the fuck out of your friend with birch branches

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wamoo-wamooo-soulpiercing-pf99BBdng0NZGfztU2

hmmm gatorade is good after a hungover i heard

[dreamy flax]

📚 electrolytes

[the substance] which [plants] [crave]

Electrolytes, it's what [plants] [crave].

[narrow lotus]

@regal thorn @fossil swan @pale ingot

[fossil swan]

gg

[narrow lotus]

the good shit is not on show

[weak jackal]

erika kirk reaction gif

incredible

as far as I'm concerned all insurance is theft 😎

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-schizobox-erika-laser-eyes-tp2lzxwG3OfMRyn5B5

[weak jackal]

Erika Kirk when her speaking event only has 20,000 pyrotechnics and fireworks instead of 50k

[narrow lotus]

Charlie would have wanted this

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-concert-jump-gif-7333607640150981348

don't forget to buy the commemorative Charlie Kirk dinnerware for $29.95 on your way out

[naive bison]

wut

what does that even mean

@fossil swan is dreadsteel gear unbreakable?

[fossil swan]

yes

the armor is i believe

[quaint ore]

@river zealot@naive bison

https://youtu.be/hUABPLbCCEQ

[fossil swan]

idk bout anything else from it

[naive bison]

@fossil swan the places with blue fire and those blazes in the nether, i found mending books there

[primal kayak]

An asteroid

[naive bison]

smal meatbol

i eat him

[fossil swan]

nicce

i have villagers

for mending

im going to make a good enchanting table so i need to kill alot of shit

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/slave-RmEBAiC7n03g4

[fossil swan]

they get paid nicely

one accidentally died in a "accident"

[quaint ore]

@river zealot The Yaz is a fucking psychopath

Motherfucker gets a BUFF

from killing retreating enemies

or wavering

[river zealot]

i like how half of his dialog lines ive already heard in combat footage

[quaint ore]

SAME

Plus Plus especially

[river zealot]

truege

[quaint ore]

Bro is actually Andriy Biletsky

He is of Russian descent, as evinced by his barks and dialogue, and is one of the if not the most vicious and ruthless mercenaries the Wayback System has ever known--a fact amply reflected in his Perk Tree, which revolves around slaughtering weakened foes at close range.

[naive bison]

@fossil swan

[fossil swan]

ye those are decent for lifesteal stacking

[toxic sundial]

one little miniature guy but he's 55$

im going to explode

[fossil swan]

but i think going for passive healing is better

because you want high dmg on weapon for later shit

[river zealot]

this is really good

the shields

[naive bison]

the shield thing i think is good because there is a stat that gives you chance to passively block

[river zealot]

shields love to break tho, idk if there are unbrekable ones in the modpack

[fossil swan]

the all curios +2.5% atk dmg can be spam stacked too

[naive bison]

like morrowind

[quaint ore]

The DShRG Rusich build ahhh

[fossil swan]

there are i think

i have one

[naive bison]

@fossil swan what counts as "jewelry" for the modpack btw?

[fossil swan]

absolutely no idea but i should check

maybe necklaces or rings

[naive bison]

reforge it to +% armor

[fossil swan]

i want insane hp tbh

[naive bison]

btw really funny reforge i saw

[river zealot]

one thing i dont like

[naive bison]

give bad omen on block

[river zealot]

about aphothesis mod

you can stack percentages

[fossil swan]

lmao

[naive bison]

you block an attack and start a raid

[fossil swan]

ye

im thinking to make uhh

[river zealot]

i think i had 900 hp in all the mods 9 before

[fossil swan]

darksteel knight armor thing

[fossil swan]

atm9 is wtv

you cant get 900hp with normal apotheosis

[river zealot]

wtv?

[fossil swan]

my minmaxed build was 200 hp in normal

[fossil swan]

whatever

i played it i didnt like it but its up to who plays it tbh

[river zealot]

on ma mama

i had

apotheosis

[fossil swan]

it has other hp buffs i think

[river zealot]

gemes that give like +30%

gems that give flat hp

it stacks a lot

i had an enderman farm for gemes

[fossil swan]

t5his would be good i think

[fossil swan]

not optimal

i had 4 maxed out spawners spewing out zombies for gems

[river zealot]

i am about to call you a slur

[fossil swan]

and sold iron ingots to blacksmiths for emeralds

[fossil swan]

double or nothing

bjorn's armor is nice

bro what

this good? @naive bison

[naive bison]

oushka

really good

[fossil swan]

also this

[naive bison]

iirc armor toughness is a thing to circumvent armor piercing

[fossil swan]

i can add gems too

[fossil swan]

yeah i looked in the stats stuff thing

[fossil swan]

idk how good it would be

i have 24.69

i need to make some bjorn armor

@naive bison whaT ARMor are u rocking

[naive bison]

just crafted dreadsteel, shoulda done it earlier

[fossil swan]

if you wanna upgrade for dmg go for bjorn

max armor out since it has special set bonus of like

+7% dmg for like some armor or smth

[naive bison]

my damage is alright, i need survivability

[naive bison]

i got one shot by a fucking buffed wither skele

[naive bison]

oushka

[fossil swan]

i can tank them but the wither kills me

[fossil swan]

its really cheap aswell

netherite armor + darksteel for fell king, then demonium ingots

[naive bison]

@fossil swan what level are u

[fossil swan]

47

i keep dying to piglin brutes cause i need to raid bastions

[naive bison]

whats in the bastions

im level 87

these blazes are INSANE exp

[fossil swan]

ring of withering

immunity to withering

needed to kill the wither

[naive bison]

you need to hit up these blazes @fossil swan

[fossil swan]

how much dmg do u do per hit

[naive bison]

you'll double your level in an hour

[fossil swan]

bro i farm blazes for the rods

[naive bison]

idk no way to check

[fossil swan]

i need so many for what im crafting

[naive bison]

yeah but the armored ones are mega exp

[fossil swan]

test on level 30 iron golems they have like 400 hp on base

[fossil swan]

where do i find those

[naive bison]

from 59 to 66 in ONE enemy

[naive bison]

these areas with blue flames

[fossil swan]

i farmed so hard for this bullshit btw

[naive bison]

looks like a plus sign

[fossil swan]

ohh i know where this is

i found one

while searching for bastions

[pale ingot]

gorila
oo aa

[naive bison]

@fossil swan killed two more and got to 78

[fossil swan]

wtf

i have 88 levels of xp cause i read like 40 tome things

they give 1-3 levels per

i need to mine for more netherite

[pale ingot]

i tink yuou ar suck at game @naive bison

[naive bison]

@fossil swan btw also small tip, if you get high food variety and want to keep buffs - it seems eating pumpkin pies doesnt change food variety

[fossil swan]

he will eat you

[naive bison]

so u can keep it forever

[fossil swan]

dam

my food variety is 1.6

i feel like im british

[naive bison]

get to crafting then

[fossil swan]

oh wait no i have 13.5

tf

[naive bison]

oh wait

[fossil swan]

idk i eat everything i see

[naive bison]

nvm

i thought you play as the guy who can only eat gold apples

[fossil swan]

no thats allee

this shit is so expensive holy

btw where can i find ghasts often

i need tears

[pale ingot]

$3

[tidal trellis]

morning boys

[primal kayak]

Good day Flop

[fossil swan]

bro

@naive bison wither is so fucking op like holy shit

i took 1 tap from a wither skeleton i lost 4 hearts

i died in 2 seconds to withering

i have 3 rows of hearts

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[naive bison]

i found a lot of tears in those blue armored blaze places

[fossil swan]

also it goes thru shields

[naive bison]

like 5 per chest

[fossil swan]

wtf

[quaint ore]

sees vide of a piglet
pings the ukrainian

what did he mean by this

[naive bison]

it's a cute piggy man

why would i not tag a buddy

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/H7leMctSTMc

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/helldivers-2-KJ6I3xgFpkWZ70bI2u

[naive bison]

coincidentally this is also how artem goes down stairs

isn't he like 167

[quaint ore]

NAHHH

i dont think he is that short

[naive bison]

sorry 170

same shit

[quaint ore]

i like how we would make a very comedic duo

since I am 193cm

[river zealot]

me xal and chap

zaporozhian cossacs

[stone blade]

we know which one xal is

[quaint ore]

i remember the fucking meme edit of a russian propaganda remake of this one

[fossil swan]

wtf

[quaint ore]

it went from "How russian cossacks were chasing banderites away"
to "How banderite cossacks were chasing russians away"

[naive bison]

i disavow the politically charged discussions of the russo-ukranian war

[fossil swan]

bro please

[quaint ore]

mf acting like he is leaking all of our data to FSB

[fossil swan]

i went to farm ghasts i got lit up

[fossil swan]

what the

[wooden harbor]

crush them. the reforging table HUNGERS

[fossil swan]

why am i fucking wearing

one boot

one boot

[fresh rose]

He got lava immunity

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus here boy

here

[naive bison]

as artem crouches down, holding a monster energy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-gif-2730111336305269567

[quaint ore]

i just checked out how for honor is doing

holy shit they keep adding chinese heroes and making them overpowered as fuck

WHY DOES THE NEW HERO HAVE A PASSIVE WHICH GIVES HIM ALMOST FULL HEALTH ON GRAB

WHO APPROVED THIS

[naive bison]

"i'm not saying you can't become chinese, i'm saying when the time comes - you wouldn't have to"

W Xi

W CCP

[narrow lotus]

French

[wooden harbor]

they are still updating it? wow i'm impressed

[narrow lotus]

For Saint George

[narrow lotus]

my honest reaction when i fart but its solid

[fossil swan]

when the fart is unusually liquid

[quaint ore]

the weirdest addition i saw

was the fucking pirate

who is clearly modelled after a carribean one

but for some fucking reason they made her a chinese woman with a british flintlock pistol from 18th century

Or the fucking Varangian

the sole hero which was supposed to be a somewhat faithful historical recreation of a byzantine honor guard

turned into a female only character

[naive bison]

@fossil swan

[fossil swan]

wtf is that a boomerang

god damn

[naive bison]

no a sword dingus

[fossil swan]

still strong

i cant find the structure for the life of me btw

[naive bison]

also is there any way to make the game not pause when alt tabbed? @fossil swan

[fossil swan]

f3 + p

[naive bison]

they look like this

[naive bison]

wow thank you so much

[fossil swan]

im trying to figure out cause i know i found one

its the one with the pushers and shit no?

[naive bison]

yeah

[fossil swan]

but i literally cant figure it out

[fossil swan]

i found it last night when i was going for bastions and i dont recall where it was

[naive bison]

use the map bro

[fossil swan]

i am

[naive bison]

remember when i told you my level last time @fossil swan

im up like 20+

[fossil swan]

but ive explored up so much

[naive bison]

if he lives in london i thought he's used to people not speaking english

[narrow lotus]

Sweden? Yeah , i've been there , Ankara is pretty hot in the summer

[fossil swan]

do u know the name of the structure

it gives a advancement but i cant find it either

[naive bison]

https://www.minecraft-guides.com/wiki/stalwart-dungeons/awful-ghast/

awful bastion or sth

yeah awful dungeon

[fossil swan]

nvm i found it

all the way up here it was gg

[naive bison]

@fossil swan

[fossil swan]

i knew i went thru it

[fossil swan]

holy wtf

thats insane ill go grab one of their spawn eggs if it drops

[naive bison]

why

what does it do

for spawner?

[fossil swan]

ye

i have capturing so like 0.8% chance they drop egg

[frail scaffold]

Minecraft ui if it was made by WoW devs

[fossil swan]

faah i died in 1 shot

i need to farm soulbound for all my shit

[naive bison]

to who

[fossil swan]

reinforced blazze

[naive bison]

how tf did u get hit

they are super slow

[fossil swan]

1 of them do like

80% of my hp

[fossil swan]

my weapon spapwns a banner that drags them to it

harbinger

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-monkey-worried-monkey-gif-3369917604023133717

-fart

[naive bison]

aw fuck i think i reached max level @fossil swan

115

[fossil swan]

wtf

i got a spawn egg

oh yeayh i got ghast tears i can go make op spawers

[naive bison]

@fossil swan

this resets skill tree

but you lose 20% of skill points

[fossil swan]

alr

gonna go move my spawner

or steal another one

[naive bison]

i need to hit the desert

in a video on the modpack page where some streamer guy played it for 100 days

the desert has a POI that has both a block of netherite

and end rods

which means i can craft the scythre

[fossil swan]

wtf damn

[naive bison]

scythe

[fossil swan]

is it op?

[naive bison]

its rly good

you can shoot projectiles

[fossil swan]

daamn

i have a weapon that lets me spawn souls

[narrow lotus]

shut the fuck up nerds

[naive bison]

MY BAD KING

[narrow lotus]

what if you go back to your minecraft house

and you find me in your kitchen

with my blaze rod on the table

[naive bison]

KEEP SEASONIN

[fossil swan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055202730391642132/1149939409291067482/togif-2.gif

[naive bison]

WOAH

[primal kayak]

Have you guys been to the end?

[fossil swan]

bro ive been looking like a retard for my silktouch pic

[fossil swan]

it's cbt to reach teh end

you need to get max level and have 1k dmg per hit

at minimum

i think edrag has like 200k hp

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-jumpscare-chewing-chewing-golden-freddy-fnaf-meme-gif-16501206565667789639

[naive bison]

not yet

[primal kayak]

Jesus christ

[naive bison]

@fossil swan did u beat the wither

[fossil swan]

no

its 20k hp at minimum for wither

40k at max

thats how much he can have

and its also distance dependant

im getting maxed armor and weapons before i even try him

[fossil swan]

@naive bison so i found something out

the higher the mobs level i think the more xp they give

[river zealot]

i will accept you in any way you are

[fossil swan]

because level 2 blazes give me only half ofa xp bar

but the ones in the fortress thing give me like 5-6 levels

[narrow lotus]

no shit

[fossil swan]

the reinforced

so im ujust gonna move this spawner like 8k blocks and farm level 80s

[river zealot]

i just took a fat shit

[narrow lotus]

welcome back , ivan 5kov

[river zealot]

second one of the day

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

I'm doing something! shoo!

[naive bison]

boybortion

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

why!!

[fossil swan]

raaagh

holy shit @naive bison its so op

i died and lost all my levels and im alr at level 100

they do instakkill me though

they broke the glass and brokek out raah

[fossil swan]

wtdf?

[narrow lotus]

iasi core

[fossil swan]

whar??

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

[fossil swan]

apparently they can spawn with THORNS

and becase i do so much damage i DIE instnatly

[narrow lotus]

use bow noob

[fossil swan]

and i got fireballed

now

no they broke out again

[fossil swan]

no they didnt break ouit THEY can teleport

[icy patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[fossil swan]

i just have to be careful which blaze i hit cause i fold like paper

[narrow lotus]

cryon hits wrong blaze gets pregnante

[fossil swan]

unironicallyw ith all the buffs they can have i wouldn't be surprised if they have something like

1up blaze of life poisoning and withering
revival impregnator

i leveled up like 35 times from just farming these blazes

[paper schooner]

1up legendary incendiary magma barrier energy shield life regen thorns bulky ranged immune blaze of life poisoning buff cleansing armour penetration magic damage ice imbued withering

[fossil swan]

literally

[primal kayak]

Random lady on the tram after it swayed and she almost fell over: "I shouldn't have drank that last shot"

[paper schooner]

you hit him one time with sword to see that he is phys immune and it just didn't fit on screen

[fossil swan]

and he puts you in cobwebs

drags you to him

breaks ur armor in 1 hit

fireballs you

and instakills you

[paper schooner]

I hate coweb spawning so much

also blind

also slow

also weakness and mining fatigue

[fossil swan]

you can negate those if u make a farm

just put carpets

[paper schooner]

u can negate entire game if you make a farm

[fossil swan]

true

[fading mountain]

https://youtu.be/kRaEXDJAEM8?si=yqXrvzNerzaZLIEn

[fresh rose]

get that kcd off there

its peak

[drifting mantle]

Most of the games on there are peak

[zealous elm]

just because its peak that dont mean its not chudslop

[quaint ore]

"You only play games because they are good, its qualityslop"

[zealous elm]

like half the games on there are peak

[drifting mantle]

Don't know if the creator of this meme meant to make fun of chuds

[visual stirrup]

if it's supposed to be good games

[quaint ore]

its ironyposting

[fossil swan]

why is soc there

[visual stirrup]

they shouldn't have included Tarkov

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[fossil swan]

only in india

[drifting mantle]

ironyslop?

[naive bison]

streamer? Nick Fuentes

[austere shadow]

It's ragebait

[zealous elm]

yeah its an insult to the others

[fresh rose]

[word]slop

[naive bison]

"Captain Save the White Race? You're browner than expected"

[naive bison]

quality slop

you only like it because it's good

[fresh rose]

no tarkov is on there

if you black it out its ok

[naive bison]

listen man

[tidal trellis]

why is eternal here

[zealous elm]

this is slopslop you only call it slop because its slop

[tidal trellis]

thats a good game tho

[drifting mantle]

They included it on purpose. So if you say "what the hell? These are all peak!"
they can say "you think tarkov is peak?? ahahaha!"

[drifting mantle]

most games on there are good games

[fresh rose]

like how you paused after this like the number 1 nikita dicksuck is about to happen

its being channeled through your body after the EOD purchase

[naive bison]

i said all i wanted to

[zealous elm]

i love doom eternal i love staring at the same 5 animations over and over again with 1 second breaks in between

[fresh rose]

Also total war sucks

I know because I play it

specifically the hammer

[tidal trellis]

yk you don't have to do glory kills all the time right

and don't you DARE tell me "oh but health" only do it for health then

instead of all the time

its do-able

[thick onyx]

chud without nazi shirt 🙄

[zealous elm]

theres like a mechanic where glory killing is the thing that gives you a lot of the ammo crazy right

[tidal trellis]

no thats with the chainsaw

[fresh rose]

okay from now on doom and eternal is banned

[tidal trellis]

glory kill is for health

[fresh rose]

because it makes flop type messages

and specifically kill this guy

[zealous elm]

nah im just hating btw 2016 is better

[drifting mantle]

The hell is a nazi shirt?

Like a swastika?

[thick onyx]

yes

[tidal trellis]

you can like 2016 all you want sure but saying its a better game than eternal objectively is wrong 💔

[drifting mantle]

Certified retard moment

[river zealot]

the fella that hates everything award

[naive bison]

@fossil swan you can trade for skill point scroll

[zealous elm]

what did you think it was gonna be

[pale ingot]

twink on it crazy style @tidal trellis

[umbral field]

I enjoy it but every time I play it I decide to go hardcore mode and get bored around the murder mystery

[tidal trellis]

go away

[drifting mantle]

I assumed he gonna subvert my expectations

[tidal trellis]

what why!

[fresh rose]

just lock in

[umbral field]

Bro

I have to navigate through the fucking bandit forest

Check my map every time I'm at a junction

[zealous elm]

yeah its fun game just half of the story shit gets super repetitive after a bit

[umbral field]

Maybe now that I'm older (and know to put music on in the background) I can handle it

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

ow my wrist, thats still in pain ow

aim training sucks

[narrow lotus]

damn he must be a lucky guy

[tidal trellis]

what?

no I was aim training mr

[fossil swan]

yeah

i know

idk if u can use them past lv115

[tidal trellis]

damn what he say

[river zealot]

eat the soy slop

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/iqzeusqi-gif-2881579087136669031

I miss the trains

[dreamy flax]

📚 texas red eye

when u moon [someone] and spread [your butt] checks open so they see [your ass] hole.

[texas red] eye!!! (while [mooning] them with [your butt] checks spread open)

[fossil swan]

opening the third eye

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1473331543903699179/ssstwitter.com_1771340006651.mp4?ex=6995d26d&is=699480ed&hm=8d1f3e38064f162957b7ea5732f43cc9eac55f6ac3ed44a664de83d682940859& @narrow lotus @naive bison

[narrow lotus]

[pseudo robin]

[naive bison]

fuck you

[naive bison]

asmongold

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

[vale sand]

Isn't Telegram mostly used in Russia and surrounding countries? Everywhere else it's just used for questionable activities lmao

[narrow lotus]

iirc since they kinda banned everything else , indeed Telegram was mostly used in Russia

well not anymore

gg

[vale sand]

Any information on if it's Russia blocking Telegram or Telegram blocking Russia?

[narrow lotus]

RU is banning it

On Tuesday, the government said it was restricting access to Telegram for the “protection of Russian citizens,” accusing the app of refusing to block content authorities consider “criminal and terrorist.”

Russia’s telecommunications regulator Roskomnadzor said in a statement that it would continue to restrict the operation of the Telegram messenger “until violations of Russian law are eliminated.”

[regal thorn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6JiOR-bfNzY?si=5gQvD8GaX6ycEGEp
@narrow lotus @naive bison

[river zealot]

they are using ai to filter for vpns apparently

blocked a bunch yesterday

[fossil swan]

wtf is that name

[vale sand]

That reasoning is completely and utterly retarded

[fossil swan]

it sounds like a skyrim town

[narrow lotus]

Yeah i mean its obviously fake for public only , they just want to brainwash and control the population

It's obvious

[naive bison]

just saying my university has an official bot that gives the schedule for the week using telegram

[vale sand]

Because the Telegram Bot SDK is pretty good, I would even argue it's better than Discord's

[narrow lotus]

not anymore pops , time to bring back town criers and horses

[fossil swan]

pigeon messaging

[vale sand]

Sure, it's a bit janky here and there but it is pretty good

[vale sand]

Well, if you don't care about any false positives and just want to forcefully remove the ability to use VPN's while also blocking several other resources, I guess that is a solution lmao

[river zealot]

bingo lmao

[naive bison]

@fossil swan what does warding do

[vale sand]

Why not just create a network like North Korea has it at this point because they are already blocking such a huge chunk of providers, once their AI implementation hallucinated enough, it might be even less resource intensive

[naive bison]

the roscomnadzor method

hunting a rat with a nuke

sometimes taking out bank servers

[river zealot]

maybe thats the end goal

[fossil swan]

warding?

defense maybe

[naive bison]

yes

[fossil swan]

defense or repulsion

[fossil swan]

Warding is a thread upgrade for Ars Nouveau armor that reduces the amount of magic damage taken by a flat amount per level. According to community analysis of the mod's source code, the damage reduction is 2 times the level of the warding upgrade. @naive bison

[naive bison]

OUSHKA

[fossil swan]

boosh

im upgrading my bookshelves

[quaint ore]

The leading factor behind the reason behind telegram's blockage is because Russia is literally on the verge of an economic crisis which will thundercunt it back to 90s.

[vale sand]

That's the thing, Russia already had Cloudflare blocked several times but it's the only anti-ddos solution that offers a free plan.

There is a Russian alternative though, called DDOS-Guard, very nice service, you pay 250$ base for one (1) website to be protected and the support takes about 1 - 5 business days to answer.

[river zealot]

i hate apotheosis enchanting

[vale sand]

And if you want to use their API, you have to get a Pro plan, which costs 500$ monthly

(while still only covering 1 website)

[fossil swan]

its complex and rewarding(not)

[naive bison]

@fossil swan HOLY SHIT BOSH

[fossil swan]

what the

[naive bison]

34% life steal

[fossil swan]

4 sockets on a weapon?

[vale sand]

I mean, they are already shut off from pretty much every global institution that allows for easy wire transfers, it literally does nothing but make the life of your average citizen marginally worse

[river zealot]

thats the thing

no reward at all

[fossil swan]

better enchants i guess

unb5 or smth

[river zealot]

its just not worth it man

[fossil swan]

bruh i have 67 coins

[quaint ore]

thinking whether i should play dayz

[river zealot]

no

[narrow lotus]

China

[naive bison]

@fossil swan

[fossil swan]

i think i got the best i can rn

[fossil swan]

wtf i need to get this

[naive bison]

boss drop

[fossil swan]

uuhhhghrthghh

i need a warden tendril

[river zealot]

he had to change his underwear after that message

[river zealot]

When youre putting them into the laundry

Remember to

Never mix the colored with the whites

[abstract ruin]

Peakguard

It's going to have a comeback I swear

[fading portal]

Look at my AAA game dawg

its washed

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[fresh rose]

[naive bison]

GOOD

[vale sand]

alright, i gotta watch that one lmao

alright, at least it only took 40 seconds to figure out it's clickbait

[narrow lotus]

i think its 2

no

its 3

Marathon is 2

[rare mica]

Caddicarus? No!

[fresh rose]

whatever the next last thing showcased at the game awards is

[rare mica]

Ascendant

Look it up

[abstract ruin]

Marathon didn't come out yet

[rare mica]

Ah so ascendant is 5th

[abstract ruin]

There is also a proto-concord in an old game called "Lawbreakers"

[dusk meadow]

hunters gathering? sounds like a mobile game name holy shit

[fresh rose]

shut up man

that game was good

you dont understand why it died

[abstract ruin]

Which is why its proto-concord

[fresh rose]

cause the CEO of the company

is a retard

the movement and characters were really fucking fun

[rare mica]

In that case we can call these overwatch clones or hero floppers

[abstract ruin]

Idk I just watched the crowbcat video

[fresh rose]

but he wanted to charge people 40 dollars

for a multiplayer only game

in 2017

so like it flopped

like genuinely when I played the game it was a fucking BLAST

[rare mica]

Then he made a battle royale

[fresh rose]

there was this character with a minigun and you just flew around and killed people

like holy fucking shit

[rare mica]

Lawbreakers was kinda good though

[dusk meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-emoji-joe-gif-3274171126316749158

[fresh rose]

other characters were fun too

but the CEO just sucked ass

[narrow lotus]

OH YEAH THAT GAME

ALSO THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTtCYpbviZ8

this shit

[fresh rose]

if the game was free to play it wouldve lived maybe a year or 2

[dusk meadow]

LMAO RELOOTED

[rare mica]

https://youtu.be/o6ogevccd7w?si=CYplM4SnC7QlqEeW

[dusk meadow]

I deadass forgot that was a thing

[dusk meadow]

nice source identifier

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-ip-gif-14713705772229163673

[fresh rose]

oh my god

I just found the funniest tweet ever

[rare mica]

Did we forget about the capture the flag game that's being made by the lead singer of imagine dragons?

Concord 7?

[abstract ruin]

If we're counting relooted you have to count Dustborn too

[dusk meadow]

yeah, haven't even heard of it

[narrow lotus]

jesus what dogshit

dude this Horizon game fits so well with the Concord trope

what the fucking travesty

[fresh rose]

it doesn't

[narrow lotus]

bro these devs should not find a job in gaming industry again

[fresh rose]

it fits with the sony trope of

we make something decent

give it a sequel

oh it sold well

its time to milk it

[dusk meadow]

hoping when marathon comes out it isn't just apex 2

[fresh rose]

the last of us infinite cash cow trope

[dusk meadow]

and they did actual work on the game

[fresh rose]

I would say they are trying to make horizon into the next zelda

just infinite games

[dusk meadow]

because aesthetically it literally looks amazing

but the gameplay is just your average battle royale

[narrow lotus]

it looks shit imo , many dogshit colours , the UI gets insane when battle starts

you have 67 effects on the screen

and yeah the loop looks boring af idk

it looks like a game that will not hold up past a few weeks at best idk

[spring quail]

wouldnt be too bad if each game is good as zd/fw but with new characters in different settings around the world

[dusk meadow]

visually it looks amazing

but yeah the gameplay looks ass

[spring quail]

but who the fuck wanted whatever the fuck hunters gathering is

[dusk meadow]

I hope companies stop producing unwanted games

[abstract ruin]

Who gives a shit about the horizon franchise