#🎪bruh-fart
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I'm assuming the average American has more firepower prepared then this ngl
no they usually dont
also these guns cost an arm and a leg
thats how i think homeless people look in america
it would be way more sufficient to have a cheap pistol and a trunk shotgun if you feel fancy
best youtube interaction i saw

no
he's a yokel
I live in the capital
we are not the same

or am I thinking about Delight?

I think delight is the kaimietis
shit, me thinks you're right
📚 yokel
A hick, [redneck], etc. [Commonly] referred to Niko by [Vlad] in GTA4.
Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. [What are you wearing]? Listen, [I'll call you back].
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an [annoying dick], you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

check news
EU defense commissioner is proposing to start a 100 thousand man joint EU armed forces
the defence commissioner is Lithuanian
Why am I not surprised
who better to lead the protection from Russia than it's #1 haters?
true
i am yet to see a country which has a bigger hate boner for Russia than Lithuania
Even Poles are not advocating for shit like our politicians are
I am literally a russian speaking minority russia is so keen on protecting and I want to see Russia balkanized
Na
well watch this
I did watch the first season
how much does this job
did you just come back from a stroke or start one?
job
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANNA USE OUR OVERLY EXPENSIVE USELESS SOFTWARE THAT'S LESS EFFICIENT THAN THE FREE STUFF?!"

Yo bro, you're harming the competitive market by going open-source!
When life rains down on you, you must smile
man i want to play a game where you are a mercenary during reneissance schwacking the fuck out of people with a flamberge
or a zweihander
the shit i'd do to have a good XCOM style game about baltic guerrilla war
but tbh i think that it wouldnt end up well cause the historical context is so fucking convoluted the game would get hounded by lefties and russians
Jesus would never say this
oh trust me there was plenty of war crimes
NKVD running death squads recruited from communist locals which massacred villages on mere suspicion of anti soviet sentiment
or running false flag operations to discredit them by committing massacres
the captured people were tortured to death
that is the reason why the KGB/NKVD prison cells always had fresh concrete floors
they hid evidence of torture that way
one of the bright examples is the commander of the southern guerrilla district Ramanauskas Vanagas had indication that his eyes were gouged out and ear cut off before his death
and his body was buried in an unmarked grave
Pretty sure he said this while flipping over tables with merchandise and whipping dudes
isp providers in pakistan is something else, be literally away from home for the entire day, internet broke
there's a lot of examples of them doing shit like this even to dissidents, not armed guerrillas
No no, RimWorld would be chanting over a bound prisoner and stealing his years to make my colonists 20 years younger, one by one, every 5 days
Bronius Laurinavičius was a dissident catholic priest who was literally murdered in the light of day
KGB agents came up to him when he was at a crosswalk and threw him under a speeding ural
in 1981
there's now a square to commemroate him
there's a lot more i can name but you can get the jist
oh and forgot to mention that there was a cultural genocide going on cause during the first and second soviet occupations they mass deported teachers, military officers, intellectuals, successful farmers etc. to replace them with either russian or middle-eastern populations

around 130 thousand people deported to siberia against their will
a chunk died
those who came back after stalin's death were marginalised by local communists
anyways dropping the fun topics
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took me a bit to understand the sheer weight of shit that happened and how much it crippled the country in the long run
Right before occupation Lithuanian culture and architecture/living standards were booming and rapidly growing to match the nordics
Then all of this ground to a halt and soviets basically degraded all of the people to being piss poor farmers cause otherwise they wouldnt be able to justify the occupation to their people
they had to make an image that they were a backwater shithole
which it wasnt even during the russian empire times
and being broke and tired from endless work makes you not want to revolt
Every school class (as in the group of students) had their personal teacher, who was responsible to determine who gets sent where
your entire life was pre determined by a person who likely disliked you
So a kid who is very good at let's say: Artistry and writing got sent to a trade school to be made into a concrete worker
also why societies like this hate artists cus artists choose to express themselves how they want and not conform to what they were taught
cause his parents were also concrete workers
Did your country ever recovered from these atrocities?
still is
and trade work destroys his hands not letting him fulfill his real dreams
COUGH my dad

A chunk of our older generation is stuck in soviet mentality cause the life there was so braindead you basically stop appreciating what having control over how you live feels like
i also dont think passing down skill to your kin isnt inherently bad as long as they have a choice in the matter
but ik the point is they usually dont
gotta feed the family
Soviet occupation seems grim
living in a totalitarian dictatorship in general is grim
In one of the Chingiz Aitmatov's books, he describes how the asian bandits brainwashed able and free men they captured, and drew parallels with the soviet treatment
The bandits shave the captive's hair and slap a skin of a goat on their head, and leave them under the sun without water, the hair grows into the head of the victim and basically turns them into a mindless drone, which literally the thing soviets literally did to other countries
Lobotomizing the intelligentia in the country, make them suffer so much till they accept being a mindless slave to soviets
Let's try communism one more time, just to be sure it really doesn't work

destroying any path to intelligence is a good way of keeping your people as slaves
if they cant think of anything better they simply wont
hence book burnings
95% of Lithuanian jewish population was masscred, which was around 190,000–195,000thousand people alone
the intelligentsia are the enemies of the proletariat 
And majority of that was done without any concentration camps
Germans recruited villagers who were already severely riled up cause of the first soviet occupation
who had a severe disdain for jews a fair number of whom collaborated with USSR
which led to pogroms the brutality of which would make any concentration camp story seem like a sunday horror story
My brainfart a history channel rn
its better than the usual ragebait contrarians
I disagree
i love ww2 documentaries
the most infamous massacres had stuff like infants being killed via. tree bashing as to save ammunition, or being thrown into the air by SS soldiers and shot at by machineguns as sort of a sporting clay shooting
that's my flavour of autism
mogged
a bunch of villages were literally burnt and leveled to the ground with the people who were in them.
I began to hate that shit when I was a Teenager... Fucking history channel
Every second show was about WW2
and theyre so proud of it everytime
Is that real?
and that resulted in a occurence that some fields in the country have a single, old tree standing as a improvised memorial
Yes I saw the massacre sites
the tree bark was stripped in some spots
i can't get enough of em
and the ground literally was cracked and dried out from the blood
after all those years
there is a monument in the country built to commemroate all the victims during USSR, ironically enough it also fits to commemorate victims of the soviet occupation.
carved out from wood
and it is MASSIVE
anyways enough history talk
i never knew about this, beautiful monument
They ripped that shit straight out of elden ring
that's kinda tight
big fuckoff thing made of stone or metal is already cool but doing that out of wood is dedicated
commendable work is commendable work
The universe is expanding
the manifestations of light and dark will eventually clash
it is only a matter of time
the devious mold spore
📚 nu metal
Honestly.
I'm quite shocked.
So, let's get this defined.
Nu-metal.
A form of metal that uses [influences] from rap, hip-hop and various heavy-metal genres.
At first, it was quite a good genre, but now that it is popular, and therefore 'Mainstream', people have this idea that it is a brainwasher.
Yes, I will admit there are some bands I want to throttle, alot of them nu-metal, but I hafta get this off my chest.
The First [Punching-bag] of the "MAnStR34m 1S 4 l0zrs Lol!!!1!" Brigade;
Slipknot.
A Nu-metal band from Iowa, save for their bassist, who's from somewhere else.
I'm [not a big fan], but their music's alright.
Korn.
A band from god-knows where, that I dont listen to them much.
I'm not that much of a fan, but I love the vocalist's mic-stand.
Limp Biz(s?)Cit.
I will admit I hate this band.
Look.
The point I'm trying to get across is this.
Give it a chance!
You might find something you like!
Because, if you go around claiming that all...
Me: Wow, this Slipknot's not bad, they got good sounds.
Friend: shmeh, I'm not into nu metal, but yeah, I'll [go with the flow].
That was a good example, here's what not to do:
Me: Wow, this slipknot's pretty awesome.
Friend: What? But they're nu-metal! That's so mainstream!
Me: And?
'Friend': And nothing! Stop [listening] to that and put on (Generic band)!
Me:...
Friend: Even though I bitch about equal treatment, I still think [everything] form that genre must sound bad becau-, Hey, whatcha doing with that chainsa- YEEAAARRGGGHHHBEEGHG!
So, give a genre a chance, and shut up.
Jesus, whiny c*nts.
I thought rapping was about drugs and sex
Only losers do drugs and sex
@pale ingot
It's only february
Chinese New Year on the 17th.
Ah
love this lil dude
\
You should ask in #╟❓general-offtopic no joke
They talk and play modded Minecraft 24/7
The mod that makes loose blocks to have landslides and cave ins, forgot the name tho.

The obito mod
They better add gabe logan next

You know, it's funny that they call themselves the National Hockey League
They sometimes let countries other than Canada play!
@pseudo robin @prisma venture @dusk sentinel Thiz one vantz to go back into ze pod
ze goyslop is yum yum!
The pod?
We should talk about it
he wants to go into the past not into ze future
living on a prayer
is that the teacher in pencil skirt from twitter
my favorite MGS OST
no its ai slop from twitter
CunnyX? That's new...
unfortunately not
would your teaching job be any better if this was the nurse or pe teach
it was sent plenty before
YES
Someone has posted before women rating themselves versus men rating them today
id go to work everyday
well sadly this is AI because its a well known fact women dont exist
yum yum
@spring quail https://www.dexerto.com/anime/mobile-suit-gundam-and-death-note-voice-actor-masaru-ikeda-dies-aged-83-3319456/

📚 door stopper
[A penis] so [huge] that it can stop [doors]
'Jacob: "[What is] slang for 'big [penis']? 'Door [stopper]?'"
Crowd: lololololololololololololololololol

lololololololololo
Women are fake?!
@thorny folio
there is a suspiosly shaped hole in the back of that pony
ben locked tf in
catto
What would you do if this happened in your country 
sad there was a hard politics crackdown in brainfart recently
more hasan piker slop dropped 
https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/1r6dzfj/paizo_x_stalker_so_i_kinda_made_a_stalkerinspired/
Stalker RP memories
facebook marketplace CANNOT be real

in the throne room straight farming it
and by it haha well lets just say
my aura
flexing while pooping his pants
it takes REAL AMERICAN COURAGE to utterly OBLITERATE your pants with a NUCLEAR SHIT in PUBLIC on LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION! IT TAKES GUTS! GOD BLESS THE USA!!!! RAHHHH!!!
i dont think its courage
he just couldnt handle his sphincter
blud so old his arsehole cant contain the poop inside his belly
i wish it was on purpose
@stoic girder im back
framemog him
the average american owns a shotgun and some sort of sidearm
so, honestly, its not too off
and we're pushing suppressors to be considered tax-free
what the fuck am i looking at
New stalker fans are such losers
especialist
oh i know this one is the chinese lore vid
I play... SEPTUM'S RING!
behead new stalker fans, roundhouse kick new stalker fans down into Agroprom Underground, throw a new stalker fan into a whirlgig, destroy new stalker fans' favorite faction, burn new stalker fans with artefact-powered flamethrowers, force new stalker fans to 1-life Misery, join mercenaries and shoot new stalker fans for money
Logan Paul just sold his PSA 10 Illustrator Pikachu for over $16 million dollars on live stream. He has also responded to the claims he scammed users who "owned" 51% of the card on liquid marketplace and denied the accusations.
Pokemon Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/@dolandarkrai
Main Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/c/dolandarker
Seco...
slam dunk baby stalker fans into an anomaly
its worth is from how much people wanna buy it for
technically 90% of things on the planet are "worthless"
the entire movie industry is worthless by that metric
movies also don't cost 853367 dollars to buy.
they also cost nothing if you're eastern european 
NOOOOOOO IT'S MISSING THE ACTUAL ENDING
retard take as usual
gotta find the ending then
thought this was the whole gig
the sound was louder than @river zealot explosion
man
why did americans had to fuck up their country
shit looks really nice aside from murican
yes
🥺
we had that story in like 3rd grade i was crying like a bitch man
ok commie
that post convinced me that schleppa has neon-colored hair
damn
no you're retarded for saying things only cost the materials required to make them
this means the value of a phone is only in the copper that makes up the wiring
that's retarded
or that the Mona Lisa is only worth the paint and the canvas it's painted on
if that was the case nothing ever would go up in price
schleppa, it's still retarded
@deep topaz what are you fuckin yaping about again
this is so ass
someone manages to kick the ball
uhh where is the videos
man wtf is happening brainfart is extra retard today
schleppa appeared
he's bringing down the average as usual
THANK YOU
Nihao
what is he even talking about?
why does that retard wanna buy bannaa on fuckin wall
it has shitty music and tiktok watermark 
how he doesn't believe art has value other than the material costs to make it
is he stupid?
very
he's always been retarded
how have you not noticed
damn i bet there is more than that
@deep topaz u retard what do u think of this
do u think this cost like 2k$ today or what
some of it is pubg shit tho 
it's worth what someone wants to pay for it, like literally all things
I bet he thinks it costs $20 because it's old and dried up
your apartment may be worth tens or hundreds of thousands (idk US housing market)
but if no one wants to buy it
its worthless
it's 100% mental retardation
pubg shit?
so random
u are moron
schleppa can't bait, his bait turns into mental retardation because he instantly believes whatever he says
u are paying for the skill of the man who did the painting
yeah and the "rest is subjective" is literally the entire economic system of the world
this applies to literally everything
if you think this is deep
you're a retard
everything could be art, literally, even poop stains in a blank canvas
isn't this the marxian theory of labour almost?
but there is good art
where the value of something is derived from the labour used to produce it
which means if i strain really really hard passing a kidney stone, it's actually worth a lot of money 
yeah, this is literally communist ideals at its finest, it's why I called him a commie earlier
yeah that's also retarded
Marx on suicide watch rn
rolling in his grave so hard he's generating his own electricity
lmao basically
bait actually takes some amount of thought, schleppa doesn't even have those
rolling in his grave would be too much effort
gotta be larping to believe in something like that
legit
what the fuck
wait until I tell you about the 90s...
also crafted product made inside a factory with the materials and reasources of the boss is the worker's propriety because they made it 
oh thank god schleppa left, he was clogging up my brain cells with unfettered ass
I can only ping azu if I want to find the full series tho
and he'll probably tell me to go do something better than watch bilibili
ngl tho this guy is the best on chinese tiktok imo https://www.douyin.com/user/MS4wLjABAAAAB1fW2xAktR_hBk36bxCPJSWPLyRQFebyrQqcEM6EvfqOD6gbI7ZW5sGIdEamuz0j
man that guy is peak
he allweys cooks some peak
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
there's shit tons of animations
imagine if they got it during siege's peak
doesn't feel too great now that siege is in the retirement home
@fallow trellis
that's like 2 antisemitic memes in 1 bro

chill
hey! 
now that im thinking, i never had an orange cat, mostly black, calico and siamese
i had an orange cat once. the shit ran away. thought he was too good for me i guess
i dont really like male cats, they can simply flip you the middle finger and go find another house
female cats are way more teritorial
and loyal
?????????????????????
idk ive had 2 male cats that were very loyal
It means pipe down vero
i mean ok its ur account
@river zealot @narrow lotus artem confirmed ranthrough
my sister's boyfriend had a male cat too and he was super friendly 🤷
one thing is being friendly
another is abandoning you
and finding other place to live
good
my sister has had 2 male cats as well now that i think of it. one died young tho they were both very loyal too
so im malecatphobic then
i really dislike male cats
so i'm not thinking we are outliers. maybe ur the outlier with bad luck with male cats hehe
This implies there were more before
cuz the 2 i had ran away lol
oof
i got 2 females that are still here, one is 13 years old
the other is 11 years old, its the daughter of the older
and a baby siamese that i adopted recently
we got a female too and i dont think our male would ever consider leaving cuz they luuuuv eachother so much
jade, the older, loves pets and being on my lap all day
the little one likes to lay down below my chair
old kittehs are great cuz they become lap pillows lol
and chase me everywhere i go
if i die, either cremate me or a box out of two by fours is enough
Gonna need a big box
kapu, the 11 yo calico, also likes me and sticks around, but only lays near me
ikr my dead ass dont need all that cushion
doesnt like to be petted so much
2x4 meters??
but i do it anyways
yeah?
What about the height?
bro you know you can join wood planks together?
are you reta-
she probably hates it
nevermind
hehe our female is like that. doesnt really like being handled much, but i pick her up anyway and she just has to deal with it
she's still young and we are training her to be more sociablke
the cat job is to be petted and treated like a baby
I was worried about the lid not closing. We all know how wide you are
pretty much, but a baby i can talk mad shit to
i wish
me when people don't understand american politics (they believe the slander campaigns)
molag ball
it's like they want to be a drauger death lord but they are all so incompetent they just look retarded
Can we get Hermaeus Mora?
leave him aloneee
lol DEFINITELY not enjoying that, but cute
of course not
That’s Miraak’s vp
i pull the ears of my 3 cats
..
rent paid
out of context that sounds wild
Then we vote Miraak fr fr
i used to pull my cat's tails to mess with them, but our male actually loves it lol
lmao
her*
fun fact males cant hav more than 2 different colors
they can
actually
but its super rare
like 1% chance
How do you know?
searched for it
I call it a myth
Like cows drowning in water, because they can't close their butt holes
searching thru my memory, all the males i have encountered were 1 or 2 colors.. 
Because males are simple yet effective
yeah leave it to women to overcomplicate what they wear
||I never played tarkov||
its pretty much like ur typical battle royale with that movement lol
so like if every gun was the LMG in CS
Huh
WHAT
second
u sh
see
thats bread
the first one is not
i hope we clear on that
the first one is not bread
thats what retards call it
its toast
not bread
it's ||multigrain||
what about toast unsliced?
toast
is that still bread?
Look at these man
from civilized country unlike u american fuck
if I take a slice and put it in a toaster, what does it become?
no its bread
No sane person would toast bread that isn't toast
bread (toasted) vs. toast (untoasted)
You bake pretzles
You buy them cold and put them in the oven
They're not unbaked
toast
is fuckin american shit
that has 300kg of suger
in it
toast
is for retards and kids
toast is toasted bread what are you even on about
ONE AND ONLY reson i buy toast is for this
Open chat
do you think we have pre-made toast???
who even are u
Retards arguing about toast
god damn we're really retarded today huh
yeah toast
and breads
whats up with that
true tho
You buy these... They are not doughts, they're almost finished. You just bake them until they're finished.
I just looked it up and their is no English term for "aufbacken".
It just translates to "bake", which means "backen".
But bake is something you do with something completly unfinished.
If you do something "aufbacken" it's 90% finished. You just do the rest and it's done.
You store a pretzel in the freezer, then put it in an oven for a few minutes and enjoy it
Can't believe you guys don't have a term for "aufbacken"
is it true that things arent labeled in the german bakery?
ive had these. they are pretty good
and you are simply forced to know?
They're tasty af!
fr?
Patria TRACKX represents a deliberate return to a category that modern armies quietly depend on, even as headlines focus on heavy infantry fighting vehicles and main battle tanks. Developed by the Finnish defense company Patria, TRACKX is a lightweight tracked armored personnel carrier designed to replace one of the most widely used and longest-...
they bake into something better than you would expect
looks cool
finland makes a modern mt-lb and its being compared to a m113 which finland doesn't have
wtf is this bullshit
i didnt knew it was this good how u talkin
You also buy frozen Brötchen! Just put em' in the oven for 15 mins and done

MT-LB
inb4 just walk
not pretzel shop good, but still pretty satisfying
thats right u havet he fuckin sisu nasu right?
or what ever is the name
masi i think idk
its like this cool tracked fucker
Tastes better on the pan
These are PEAK, best Brötchen you can get yourself in all of Germany.
I swear on my mother fellas
And I will fight you over that
but the masi is for primarily winter use
This sick PERVERSION of grilled cheese
there are also tons of wheeled APC's and tracked APC's
look how cute he is
test test
YUM YUM
🚃
such as BMP's, XA180's, Patria AMV (been inside one, comfy seats)

idk never had frozen pretzel
Yes, hello?
bevup
nvm
i thought my internet was out
Copy retard 1 this is retard actual, repeat last over
ten four over
@drifting mantle since we talk about food look at this yum yum cheese
its stinky cheese
but
yumm
it looks fuzzy
I'm not a big fan of cheese 
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hold on
this might bepeak
oh look hotdog
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You waste your lactose tolerance
I love milk tho
love me some gruyere
Good job mate
keep it up
Yes Klaus Schwab, I vill comply like ze good German I am
You quit
No more goynip, no more goystick
Hal was one of those germans on the side of the road heiling hitler when he drove by in that guess whos back show
yeah sometimes in school mylad let me borrow shit vape just for one puff but also no good
Quit it.
never touched goynip
thankfuly

working on that

But i love goynip 
i bet you have goystamps
Fuck my goycattle chud life
i would like a goystamp of rick and morty smoking goynip please
Common TeamSpeak L: https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2023428419342795059
"we don't spy on them" ok here's your own privacy policy on exactly how you spy on people:
QRT: teamspeak
@Official_nKr nononooo, you have to realize that's the only thing people can say since we don't spy on them or sell their data and don't have 3 trillion dollars in funding. It's all my fault posting on twitter!!
Wtf is teamspeak

yall remember skype?
Bro wasn't there
Yeah i remember skype
holy zoomer
Kys im 28
it was discord before discord
I only got discord like 3 years ago
okey
zoomer rotted
it's in the name
Bro, what did you do before Discord??
used to speak with your teammates
Yes fellow chud
Drugs
did you use game ranger
BRO USES VORTEX LMAO
Notice how it's BARE
for new vegas
use mo2
fuck that
nah fuck vortex
nah fuck u
Huh... Makes sense I guess.
Don't need to connect with others online, if you have your fellow crackheads and fent zombies with you
i had a friend who still used LOOT until like a some years ago
but i use teamspeak for arma
fuck vortex
"what if we made a mod manager that actively fucks over your mod load order"
Yes install another 300 mods ontop of anomaly nooooo not like that you arent meant to buy weapons!!!!
Yea pretty much tbh
You quit?
Ive been off it for 3 years
And got Discord instead

what goynip?
I have a lot of free time now ive not doing methhead shit everyday
You did meth for real??
Yeah for years
zased...
u are one of these cunts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p48-G4KmRXk
Sassy and his crew go out and do their thing.
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fr
Its way better then its portayed in bb
my step dad used make to make meth

bb is propaganda to stop using meth

@pseudo robin trippa snippa
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Why did you start taking it?
thats how u felt?
Cunt was i trippin for 3 days
Hahahah nah its next tuesdat mate its been 11 days
Its just what people do where i grew up

Then all of a sudden youre on the pipe everyday next thing you know ya selling it its a slippery slope
and that place was packed with cigans
still
is
my uncle beat up guy to death and shit like that was normal there
im glad i only started and now stoped smoking
but im hella racist and all that
Damn, I'm really glad I was such a nerdy loser that I rejected all that shit when I was at school
my parents knew that i was too much of a pussy to start smoking
You didnt miss out on much aside from thr most euphoric and exilerating high you could possibly imagine
Aside from that its not that great
Now im just a full time chud
u can end up like bear from gta san andreas
same brother 
I had one cig...
Then asked my parents what happens if you smoke.
They told me the most horrible shit.
I panicked and told them I smoked... Asked if I will die after that one cig...
They told me "Not after one cig, but after a whole pack perhaps!"
Never touched that shit again 
I starting smoking goynip and cigs at 15
i thought the same thing
so i tried smoking cardboard
almost died
Same
i was like 7
then i lost both oma and opa on lung shit well and not its taking out my father yeah ciggs are fuckin shit
They are, I had great parents... But horrible friends 
my dad used to do the equivalent of snus here
fucker lost all of his teeth
it's called chemma
sahh so snus
yea
gn chud
gn chud
Gn Aussie
u chud
go sleep at 9-11 pm
this aint no way to be working chud
!!!
bad chud BAD
Im not working til next month
why would urologist put fingers in your ass?
urologist is penis doctor

someones gonna smoke that tank
what ever it takes
the lights are on but no ones home
Bro hit him with a yakuza heat move
GUYS
this guy
is not Jackie Chan
but Chon Wang
my life was a lie
oh nwm
thank god my retard friend just raqe baited me
wouldnt that make you the retard
i am one
i never said im not retard
i openly say it
even
but if he rage baited you that means hes the intellectual
you have time to change that Shifty you still young
and many more
nah i want to be retard tho
its funn
i can lick electirc sockets and shit
nah nah nah
oh that was you i forgot
idk why i thought of Breezy
yeah iedy
no he was the one that was defending thots
breezy is moron
or whatever
im the real one here
fuck breezy
yeah
breezy got rage baited all the time
banned
he got banned
he left in a coffin
funny enough got banned by Skom , not by me
ofc it's iedy who kills all the fun
i think skom banned him to protect what was left of breezy lol
Skom told him to stop getting ragebaited, he kept going, skom muted him for 2 days or shit to chill , he went balistic in his DMs , Skom banned him
gg
big fat birdchud
why
oh
rest in piss
guy had me blocked but would bring me up every day
i was thinking of the other retard who does the same
busy
real life ledy
i miss busy
aww i liked talking politics with busy lol
another schleppa death
iedy is probably 300kg of pure redditor mod so idk why anyone would care if he insulted them
@dusk raven @dusk sentinel
im only 250
oh sorry, that was insensitive of me
@sour inlet
1 hour btw

oh yeah lmao it was 1 hour true
he literally lost it jesus
yeah better he is off the internet idk
and all of that because ted and i were talking about celeb crushes as kids
he called one his baby and breezy stuck to that like glue lmao
same
also bruno
cunt wont even respond to me
mf
fuck him
Rule number 1, if a mod mutes you; always harass him in his DMs
good tho
Oh you talk about breezy










