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This server should be recreated on stoat
"on stoat"? Explain please
when I grow up I wanna be just like Shadow the Hedgehog
Discord clone that is significantly better
It still lacks screen sharing, but its better in just about every other way
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND
what a bitch LOL
Bitch thinks after 6 years, she can cheat on me
and leave some of her shit
5years is the limit got it
and come back and get it?
I always knew that Shadows was into Latinas
mooonkeeeh
thank you anon
there's this great greentext that I can't find
-went to McDonald's drive thru
-I ask for 4-piece "tendies"
-I actually said "tendies"
-fuck
-Please drive to the first window, anon.
-SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING SAID "ANON"
the fact that you responded, shows that it applies to you.
I've only posted there twice
and both times, they were way more retarded that redditors
i'm not comparing apples to oranges, anon is more than just a channer.
to me, anon is just another internet nobody, a zeitgeist of comraderie amongst netizens.
we are kindred, in eternal internet shitposting
get this gey reddit shit outta here
I'M FREEZING SEND HELP THERE'S 40 INCHES OF SNOW

brazilian posting using AI
smh
wtf
relax habibi that is just tahini sauce from Rakesh Curry Restaurant
why so strict
gray names be posting the darndest shit
cup is jestergooning as the kids say
mfs just be making up new words
The word jestergooning refers to; trying to be funny around women and doing so for a while
jestergooning:
attention-seeking behavior in an attempt to impress foids
Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels
incomprehensible words
you coulda just not
i feel like mason getting interrogated for what the numbers mean
White boys will drink monster and say these words like they are having a psychedelic trip
if someone said that to me in real life I think I might get activated like a sleeper agent and smash their head in with a rock
but at the same time the unscrupulous server doesnt add malware in their mods
in the cheek please 
okey
are those starsector discords?
didnt know there was a counter server
that makese a lot of sense
yeah they are
I just thought it was a meme lol
I remember getting insta muted by a mod because I posted a kiwi farm link and they called me a nazi
whaa
didnt even know what kiwi farm was, just knew about Chris Chan
I dont even know what that is
alot of people stopped donwloading mods bevause the authors got mad at one mod that adds sex (the criminal one) so they added malware in their mods
that was some random dude who got shot in the crossfire
All of that controversy and malware over the stupidest wall of text mod ever
So far the only good mods on starsector is Arma Armatura
all the old good ones are gone?
Nah, its a personal for me.
oh lol
I tend to have over 20+ mods
they added a mod which adds gambling
gacha you mean?
so modding scene recovered
same
no like you go to a casino and pkay poker or slots
post modlists
You like gundam but you dont have arma armatura on your load list.
Fake, poser, not real
the mod mafia started because one of the anime characters inone of the mods is a representation or a persona of one of their discord kittens
deleted for storage 
so the mod that makes them sexable made the mod authors/ moderators angry
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY 2GB
yes actually, all my shit is cramped in my ssd 500gb
gotta get an actual good harddrive
i dont need ship-sized mobile suits
the wanzers are fine
there is a mod you can find in the mod forum (not the index) which gives you unique wanzers
console commands are for WHEN my saves break, not if
my current save is just making my own faction in a far away area
because it always happens
like i called it space agartha or something
i console commanded all the planets to be super perfect and everyone hates me but every shitrock has a pristine nanoforge orbital works and stuff
i just instantly kill anything that shows up or anything attacking traders
the fucking gall of the independant faction to send their shitt cuck police force to my systems
tri tach commerce raiding fleet
instant kill them
is it the one that says your free ports are causing all the crime
so we will investigate your colony by force
maybe ill boot my save back up and wipe the indies off the star map
been a good 8 months
biggest gameflaw is having pirates and independent colonies under one faction
should have been a per colony relation
one indie colony shouldnt give a fuck what I do in another indie colony
in an old save i gave pirates all the blueprint packs and a pristine nanoforge
same for pirates
they slowly but surely ate the entire map
We'll see what they plan in the future, I'm betting an update by next 2 or 3 months

not me
Death by snu snu
I'm using a friends key from 2020
funnily enough I didn't see the sseth video until I had already gotten into the game
based
https://x.com/ScaarAT/status/2022357051163234563 gamma for some reason
I feel assaulted
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shit coming out with poop
i cant hear you youre blocked
why did it not swap to a big buff black man
My lungs hate me
rn
I normally just do edibles
But I just ripped a fat blinker off a 7g disposable
Imma be fucked up here in a sec, but damn it was not worth it
ill blow through half of one of those 7g pens in 2 days
you're just discovering this?
now?
after you're done with this, you should watch Team Four Star's abridged series
seent
that's a big rock
used to wake up before middle school and watch a team four star abridged movie almost every day
https://fixvx.com/eternalclassic_/status/2022372700283347302 does this to @toxic sundial
when i was a kid i enjoyed their hellsing abridged
now i do not like hellsing abridged
at all
deserved
fuck that guy honestly
Real shit
I mean, my friend gave it to me
I'm just constantly ripping this shit
Weed makes me happy
doesnt do anything for me anymore tbh
when i drink (which is 24/7) i hit it hard
i call it the stabilizer
like if im feeling nauseous i just hit that
real tbh
i understand why they called alcohol the liquid jew on 4chan now
i dont recommend it
im an expert drinker
leave the drinking to the experts
top 10 slippery slopes and its not 10-2
Weed is great
Never touch salvia, please do not
its terrible
Shrooms are fire if you know what your doing
Hit the fent fold
Beer tastes awful and I’m fully convinced everyone who likes it has Stockholm’d themselves into liking it.
Real
I like fireball and jack daniels
Somewhat of a retard myself
Modelo is the least bad tasting beer I've had
I love rum
But Alcohol always makes me feel sick
It’s pretty good
saving that one
dill relish is based
pickle haters will die soon
onion haters will die soon
pickle enjoyers will thrive
onion enjoyers will thrive
If you didn't grow to like pickles and still hate them you might as well still be sucking on that pacifier
for once can you shut the fuck up and post politics or some other shit that you always do
do not ever say that again
Just finished edgerunners
Fucking heartbroken man
Especially ironic that i watched it at valentines day
yet another invalid food opinion from the fan of collared greens and BK
Dude
2 tb?? 😭 what does it do, generate epstein files? 🥀
Hundreds of thousands of flash games
All emulated, perfectly
I found this too, for $10USD/Mo
Flashpoint also supports ruffle
so in theory, every flash game ever
300tb with 0 malware whatsover. No malicious content that could destroy / steal your data!!
Its a 300tb emu server
Its literally nothing
Its just so you dont have to buy 300tb of storage to do it yourself, which is why its 10 bucks a month(on sale btw, its normally like 40 bucks a month
https://retrosystem.store/ is very well respected in the emu world
talk shit about collared greens and ill fucking kill you
Shit about collard greens
I talk collared greens about shit
Yuck
my reaction when greens are cooking
I like this guy
pizzer
Well, my phone is completely fucked and unusable and I cant afford a new one
this sucks
gg
embrace the no phone life
become a hermit
I cant get paid without my phone
shiii
I am fucked
nvm
I cant message the gc to see if anyone has a spare phone
i wish i could send you the spider that fixes your phone
i just bought this
rip
What kinda job won't pay you unless you have a phone anyway?
Are you some sort of pimp
I clock my hours with an app
Hey what the
Can yall not
why are we yuri posting
Oh hes russian
@brittle mason #🚽сральня🚽 
Get outta here jeffrey epstein
Im a mechanic, but my hours are clocked online, I'm fucked
Nah this won't do
Talk to your boss about it
I'm pretty sure it's illegal not to have a physical means at the job to do this
I sent him an email about it
big jeff found alive in brainfart
He's chilling in tel aviv
it's you?
Tis not in the land of the free
It's probably legal there
I don't live in murica
Where is this
Anyway, murica hasn't been the land of the free since the 50's
More like land of the illusion of choice
The JFK bullet officiated this statement
captain america
Beat me to it
Israel killed jfk
Captain America. Captain Canada. Captain australia. Captain britain. Captai-
Infinite growth was promised to us 3000 years ago
Captain yiddish
Dont tell me my keyboard is buggin now
Bro just stop using tech forever
have you tried restarting your phone
You clearly ain't cut for it
I cant do the other side of this [
The crack in my screen finally went all the way
Cant
I risk hitting emergency call
if I try to restart this btich
goy 😭 🙏
garrys mod
im gonna get the biobliterator on you
yes its garbage next question
you would know
i'd fuck a robot
do it to assert dominance over clankers
That's what a clanker would want
fat chud eagle
Clankers are technically bottoms
turns your entire planet into clankers
Just watched discord teleport my gif below this
10 “gamer chuds” can identify more issues with your game in a weekend than an entire team of internal testers can in a year. Get your feedback from actual end users or you’ll get your reality shattered when your product hits the market
QRT: ArtOfPilgrim
Hit me with the harshest reality about game dev
I remember seeing an Easter egg in one of those games you had to jump over a lady a few time and her boobs would get bigger like a balloon
first game, blackwater city
the first game is objectively a terrible game
but
it has charm
the charm :
we got ratchet and clank (insomniac) and jak and daxter (naughty dog)
jak and dixter are in ratchet 2
@naive bison
Another Chud W
Rotisserie chicken is literally sold at a loss.
What do they want us to eat? Ze bugs?
Whatever the fuck they put in bread in USA
Most of it is classified as not bread 
All of the tourists going on vacation to EU and having better health is them just not eating garbage.
Sold my old turbo for this shit
Carbage is a good word
Phone screen isnt all thats kaput
Carbs garbage
went on a mutli nation trip when i visited Europe and lost 40 pounds lol
Lisban (Portugal), England, Turkey and Ireland
the food there tasted a lot better
Weight loss also came from lots of walking I assume
most countries just have better food than the U.S. because here its packed with a million chemicals
yeah but not 40 pounds worth
It amazes me how the US ranks 3rd or 2nd in food safety and quality
spent like a month there i actually liked Europe but i could never live there
smaller portions, more walking, less use of fats. chemicals are an issue yes, but it's not the primary source of the issues
america forces people to drive everywhere
that sucks
i love walking and the outdoors
also, tourists and people visiting other countries tend to walk a lot
20k+ steps a day
Ordered phone, arrives tomorrow
which can burn about 700-1000 calories a day
I now have $2.33 in my account
and then you include probably eating less than they normally do
I could easily see dramatic weight loss
i'd love to go to europe
It also helps the country is bigger then the entire continent pretty much(excluding russia)
Holy shit I didn't realize he was that old
He aged well
I have a phone
But nothing in my checking and gonna have to use my savings to get by this weekend
I will have a phone rather
I am not twinky enough to do that sadly
maybe if you didnt have freak ass muscles you wouldnt have brokebn your phone

With a case
not even on the screen
this thing has been dropped out of a car moving at 80 mph and been fine
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ive only ever used this line of cases
and in my 12 years of owning smartphones ive never fucked mine up
bros yoked
nice hairline fuckhead
Im not face dropping but my hairline isnt nearly as bad as it looks
I have a massive face
Thats actually funny
whatever, I go to bed, its almost 2am
My family has an incident we just refer to the door incident. We agree to never talk about it. We try not to even think about it.
No, I won't explain what the door incident is.
cocktease
Thoughts and prayers for the stone golem
hitlerX with the confederate battle flag
been posted multiple times before mods before

We are so cooked.
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bro
ahahaha
timecode
man i love this guy
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bro it splattered the little fuck across the wall
Man got an idea
@minor cypress You might find this interesting, new study researched a machine bias from LLMs
And the results are very grim
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2602.10117 or search "Biases in the Blind Spot: Detecting What LLMs Fail to
Mention" if you don't wanna click the link 
no
they just don't optimize games
Morning boys
happy Valentine's day or something idk
name 5
lemme finish this game

More or less
Bad devs are a part of the issue but engine is shit in general
thats what im thinking
Basically every ue5 game i've seen either runs like shit or is a blurry mess
Playing stalker 2 on release actually gave me headaches
I think people use it because it heavily streamlines the production process
It's just an easy tool
but with that you would THINK that would make things easier to optimize if its so streamlined
it was dogshit
i don't think it'll ever be good tbh
I played it for 10 hours and didnt touch it again, now im just waiting for mods
Gamma 2, grok get on it
ive fully beaten it twice
is smite still played?
eh i had fun but the graphic stuff and the missions breaking was indeed a huge pain
I used to drive past the HiRez office a lot 
||I wont forgive them for giving up on tribes ascend||
I mean I don't think the game is complete dogshit, and people complain about a-life even though the system was broken in the og trilogy, it's just that s2 is uninteresting
they couldnt be arsed to make another janky engine
that would definitely not consume thousands of enthusiast modder manhours
this
the new factions aren't interesting at all
low key hyped for the new star wars racing game
pod racer was my game growing up
then showing actual pod racers near the end just had me explode
e33
wukong
abiotic factor
avowed yea ik but it ran pretty good
satisfactory
also heard arc run rather well
im not saying it's the best engine
but optimizing it goes along way
it ran really good for me and others i talked with
never had performance issues whatsoever
Threat Interactive Video 18 deconstructs Clair Obscur's UE5 optimization failures to disprove the overwhelming internet claims hyping this game as a technical optimization masterpiece. We also take the unique stance of proving why realistic graphics are not problem in modern games, but rather the lack of actual realism brought in modern graphics...
im convinced retarded companies use it as a scapegoat
fuck this retard
keeps malding and talking about his "game" that's stuck in limbo
Ue5 deez nuts
I mean abiotic has very stylized graphics
Its not doing the hyperrealistic graphics everybody else is trying to do with ue5
yeah this game looks pretty fucking ugly
iirc devs themselves said they don't get time to do it
Also did satisfactory change to ue5?
Yeah
Mostly dead but yeah
Cause I think it came out before it was a thing
Maybe idk
Oh that makes sense
was it in early access ?
only heard about it with 1.0
It's quite fun if you enjoy that kinda game
The devs even used a certain user's save to test their optimization
Because he made a giant tornado out of belts
ue5 is only 2022
which brings up the question
It always looked like UEslop to me.
Weanus blastus!
I've tried it but its not my kind of autism
Same with factorio
good artstyle but dogshit anti aliasing
what the fuck was Serhii doing after CoP launched?
We're at the point where I'm surprised my computer hasn't caught fire and I think I've created a black hole from which no framerate can escape.
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That's 6 years ago
meanwhile highfleet "it's part of the aesthetic"
Hungry.....
Basically anime
Papa needs his protein...
Glup shitto's cousin + bobblehead cosmetic +500 glurbo credits: $80
On Valentine's Day? 

come vc allo
happy valtines day
Almost forgot if it was today or tomorrow lmfao
Waiting for my bf to wake up now
Hazelight games run on UE5 and they run pretty well
But I think they generally utilise it best
@fossil swan oushka
god bless
this is really good
especially the luck
Never heard
It takes two, split fiction etc
one out of thousand other games
eh
and tbf their games are pretty light
Shalom goy
shalom
My point exactly
furry posting
Eggward
”to be soup or not to be soup”
-Shakes Pear or something
Oh i do shake my pear 
@prisma venture
@pale ingot @fossil swan @regal thorn Gypsies killed each other for drugs 2 blocks from me ggs
gg

never had gypsies kill eachother here for anything only saw them light their bushes on fire
went to make connections with druggies made connections with god
true
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2022352886433558569
Taras Bulba moment
bro has 2 strands
BRO 😭
bro has 3 hairs
like this guy
3rd party them
free loot
Good day my beautiful people 
I hope you have a nice day 
nah he is only like 3 or 4 on the northwood scale @naive bison
it's Norwood, fakecel
cossack maxxing
@stoic girder @minor cypress i'm playing a fantasy RPG modpack on minecraft and one of the ambient sound effects is the intro to the Belmon Nickich hatewatch videos
"The legend of Homokich, will he make it to challenger?"
In the glittering high-stakes world of the Summoner's Rift Casino, every player is a gambler. But few are as deep in debt to the House as Nickich. Once a high-roller feasting at the Master Tier tables, he's now on a legendary cold streak, down to his last few LP chips. The game is no longer about glory; it's about survival.
This is the story of...
like this: timestamp
@naive bison
As an American
︀︀
︀︀I now see where the concept of Orks came from
Quoting Eat Biblically (@JglfReturns)
︀
British lads hit each other with chair (2017)
#agharta #slowedandreverb #slowed #reverb #instagramreels
I don't own this song!!!!
Yep, adding this one to the list 
WELL DONE, MY SON! WE ARE OPENING THE PORTAL TO AGARTHA FOR YOU NOW.
hello
give it a few years
slavic pattern baldness sneaks up on you
you'll be cosplaying strelok in no time
detroit
@pale ingot @naive bison @regal thorn @fossil swan @stone blade @river zealot
brother this guy is like
ultimate boss idk
this guy's finger is thiccer than Artyom's arms
oooookay
with how skinny artyom is the ancient greeks would've had a field day with him
hes gigantic bro
why'd he take a photo of feet covered with shoes
fake kojima
the one guy that can pin you down
Helloux!
hello
clip mysteriously cuts out
Kolerder posts smth , gets banned by ragequit
gets unbanned
posts the same thing again , gets banned again
concord ass build
repair time: 2029
was that an artyom..? drone strike his electricity again
he lives in my screen
codwaw vateran level of grenade spam
I killed like 5 people before that happened
artyom everytime he goes to store
And then i booted up squad
@river zealot i love how cryon is a drooler even in that clip
"there's gonna be people behind us"
"behind us???"
Do you have a gun with ammo?
This you?
Chibi Reviews guy shocked his gf cheated on him
That guy is like Lacari but white
the fact he had a gf in the first place is puzzling
https://youtu.be/JRHsrdwcyro?si=wk5x4wV37MqcCWvh
@narrow lotus music that plays in my head each time neighbour starts drilling
Awesome ingame music from awesome game Neighbours From Hell made by JoWood.
Enjoy!
Thank you i have been looking for this
joeyy my beloved
pff this is nothing
old clip me in me 2016 playing cod waw on veteran, the very game which gave me ptsd of every grenade n grenade symbol/callouts in all games
*I accidentally deleted my original channel losing this vid which originally had 1.1k views rip
#codwaw
#callofduty
#callofdutyworldatwar
Their people, their land, their Blood(OfSniper)
that one sniper convinced me single-handedly that Nazi Germany was evil
See, the problem is that Chernov never had to fight a German sniper
If he had done this, he'd throw away that shitty book and pickup a Molotov
📚 Pruney
Descriptive word for [something]/someone that's lame, naff, dull or in some way [prudish] or frumpy. Used in a [light-hearted] or comic way.
"My mum says I have to wear these [reflective] strips when I cross the road at night so cars can see me."
"[Oh my god], that's so pruney."
"[Christian rock] is complete prunes."
"Gillian McKeith is such a prune."

i think he means like
the thing when the skin on like your fingertips scrunches up when youre in the water for too long
He means tissue oversaturated with water
n shit

I think skin wrinkling when submerged in water is an omni-environmental human adaption, cause it's easier to grab stuff in water with wrinkly skin
That shit is actually meant to give you better grip to get out of the water.
Monkeys don't like drowning.
and it's your body's reaction to water, not a result of water soaking the skin
it doesn't happen to body parts that are numb due to nerve damage
Interesting
you can even check for nerve damage by sitting in the bath for 20 minutes
Ok, but now what would the advantage of this guy's dih wrinkling be in a survival situation.

I mustve missed a step
wtf are you talking abot
what the fuck
the context is just as bad
you're in brainfart reading greentexts.
@narrow lotus @river zealot why would israel do this to my boy tiggie
@coarse bear @river zealot

nah dude I'm playing war thunder with my discord open
benjamin netanyahu please castrate him
why is the cat tweaking
jesus christ
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dont tempt me
I would never
@narrow lotus @regal thorn
Because evil warlock destroys its mind
or fent?
📚 pela
[testicles]
[balls]
[tatte]
to pela re kukura [tinka]
to pela ku ghusuri bia
[maghia] to pela ku phatei [debi]....
Me when drunk cougars assault me
wrong type of cougar
har har
Shitty game
Don't know why people like it
fun multiplayer
@narrow lotus @river zealot @regal thorn
I didnt get the funny
Bwomp
contextmaxxing
einstein looks like epstein
epstein had a rape island
we should get 3 seasons of this
and make the ram cost 1800
ts is important to humanityt
New space program method.
what type of drip is this
Fallen Knight from DS3
drip or drown
Damn near everyone wore that set when they found it, it was a whole meme
@narrow lotus @river zealot
did bruno leave?
I can't believe Bruno fucking died
another gammacordian executed
it seems so
thats it, today i am restarting the 12th Special Purpose Brainfart Brigade's operations
gmod militaryrp
@river zealot We are restarting al-delight brigades
reserve troops from off topic
Reserve troops? I am fucking hanging all offtopicers
the gypsy is prone to stealing
"All fucking offtopictards must fucking hang"
if you get the reference you are the OG
once i get on my pc i will get to making a vid

bruno is gone? 
hold on that's a great name I'm making that my steam name
what.. fuuck
whos bruno
yo
Oh yeah he got smited last week for smth he posted.
Can't remember what though.
No I didn't repeat part of the song partway through to extend it to be the duration of the video that I already cut more than I wanted to in order to try and make this a thing so DON'T ask ;)
For PC: V318HSW2TQDM
The algorithm cooked for me today
where bruno?
did he just leave?
A while ago now
Well, who else is going to carry iedy in Tarkov is Cockrider leaves?
if xal and iedy did a little murder/suicide pact, quality of life would massively improve in brainfart
and nobody has to cary anybody else

They burn in hell for eternity.
oh yeah it's valentines day, nearly forgor
Me taking sanity damage whenever I heard that song while playing 2077

You gotta accept at least one of those men's proposals
I'm straight mr 
Straight up gae
Who was it that got smited then last week
I remember they had a purple name
Drive late at night irl with this on.
How can you say this, while also never wanting to touch a women?
liar
Nay
Nick fluentes?!
But awesome
Uh
That doesn't narrow it down
yall know any cool games im booreddd ...
Rimworld
Divinity original sin 2
Raising the Bar: Redux
Zero sievert
I think you misunderstood my fear of getting into a relationship with abstaining
they are not the same
Nick lives in celibacy and wants to save himself for the right women
Flop on the other hand, doesn't want to procreate at all
kill yourself
Go away!!
"for the right woman"
i dont think gei men love women
Caribbean legend
Your going to make all those men sad flop, you gotta accept at least one
Check out SiNiSistar

Flop, you literally said sex with a women is eww and don't want to bring kids into this world
So you won't fuck her either for fun or for procreation. Tops you get a friend for live and call her your partner...

I don't understand why this guy is popular
Told him the same, but he insists that he's straight 
I quite enjoy the game
Why is doing you know what such a necessity in your books
smh
oh okay
retard with over the top reactions. So he's at least better than wet napkins like moist critikal
he is also quite athletic
he stupid or sm idk
Hes just a dude who hit it big
And best is that he isnt a self righteous ass. Just a fun dude to be around
Yeah, find nearest staircase and slowly bleed out laying on it
Because that's literally what being gae, straight, or whatever is about
So if you say you're straight, while also not wanting to engage in that kinda thing at all (because it is all eww)
Your actual sexuality is asexual
Can't die, too many runny eggs left uneaten
what if u like slip and u fall down the staircase like a dumbass
Then you die a jester
Smh smh 
I do this
Whats that on the middle? Cheese?
Bread frame with egg in the middle
twice his size 
Mighty 4ft tall
Pretty big for a gnome
important note on my last message
HEIGHT. twice his HEIGHT
Decided to do a marathon of all the Souls games with the Moonlight to experience what those filthy Int users make such a fuss about.
I am not a lady but I say 1
thanks babe
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was number 1 and I strive to live by his example




