🎪bruh-fart

[spring quail]

(i don't know how to make a scar go pew)

the first time i ever took my ar15 to the range i didnt know wtf i was doing

i just hit buttons and fucked around until it went bang

https://tenor.com/view/bop-it-bopit-or-else-gif-4627312

fuck that was almost 10 years ago now

bitch better have my sr25 in stock when i get my tax return

[drifting mantle]

I prefer the weapon of an aristocrat

[spring quail]

a .22

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434621989783601272/1470875693360349267/RPReplay_Final1770754328.mov?ex=698f863c&is=698e34bc&hm=964efb54353a7c364c484b4ede565fa9cd61fcafd3a94fb3518ee8c2e933d65f3& @narrow lotus

[spring quail]

sad!

[drifting mantle]

Sub sonic, so I don't need to wear ear protection

[spring quail]

is this a reference to a fallout new vegas mod

[river zealot]

at this point just use a knife

[spring quail]

also the ammo determines the velocity, not the gun

[drifting mantle]

No

[spring quail]

if you're using subsonic ammo in a .22 you're kind of retarded

[drifting mantle]

Too messy

[spring quail]

you want maximum penetration

you also don't really need earpro for a .22 anyway unless you're indoors

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr-rdr2-dutch-van-der-linde-hello-chat-gif-6912815128894490433

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/jerbo-gif-14317670

[drifting mantle]

I don't need max penetration if I shoot my target point blank into the unprotected skull

[river zealot]

youll be fine

better ringing in your ears than no stopping power

[spring quail]

fucking assassin's creed over here

[drifting mantle]

I like to get close

[pale ingot]

hello #╟❓general-offtopic

[coarse bear]

Tech him

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax what is the suicide rate for the furry community

[drifting mantle]

[dreamy flax]

The research on the furry community indicates a high prevalence of mental health issues, including suicidality, anxiety, and depression. One significant piece of research can be found here: Risk and protective factors for SADness in the furry community.

Research shows that around 70% of furries identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community, which correlates with higher rates of mental health struggles.

For more detailed insights and statistics, reviewing the linked studies would be beneficial.

[drifting mantle]

Truth Nuke

[narrow lotus]

[coarse bear]

"SADness"

Kinda on the nose

[river zealot]

degeneraccy and suicide goes hand in hand

[coarse bear]

@dreamy flax how many school shootings occurred in the US this year

[dreamy flax]

As of January 31, 2026, there have been 26 school shootings in the US this year, resulting in 32 fatalities and 85 injuries. For more detailed statistics, you can read more here.

[narrow lotus]

No DRY DO NOT EAT THE RED MUSHROOM

[narrow lotus]

Bruh

[smoky frost]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-5426180885264703865

[drifting mantle]

Damn

[river zealot]

thats almost one in day

holy shit lmao

[narrow lotus]

Literally go in fully geared at school

It turns into a Tarkov raid atp

[coarse bear]

"Total days without mass shootings: 13"

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax what was the recent school.shooting

[dreamy flax]

The recent incident occurred on February 11, 2026, at Tumbler Ridge Secondary School in British Columbia, Canada. A shooter opened fire, resulting in the deaths of one teacher and five students, with ages ranging from 12 to 13. The assailant was armed with a long gun and a modified handgun. This tragic event left a small community in shock as they grappled with the aftermath of the violence.

For more details, you can check out the full reports here: The Guardian and another article.

[narrow lotus]

[coarse bear]

Long gun

[smoky frost]

Is she tall?

[drifting mantle]

American School Uniform

[spring quail]

5 foot 9, same as me

[coarse bear]

Government paying for school uniforms

[dusk meadow]

maybe I will

[smoky frost]

Okay nice

[coarse bear]

I'm writing a restraining order on behalf of HAL as we speak

[pale ingot]

@spring quail @narrow lotus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473840434733383680/1471699632525676545/image.png

[dusk meadow]

only one?

[drifting mantle]

Come on man
You make the Uniform mandatory and have families pay for it themselves

[coarse bear]

[spring quail]

her feet are too big for that

look when god hands you a tall blonde ticket to agartha

you dont question how big her feet are

even if they're bigger than yours

[dusk meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263171318396882985/1308611909909610557/attachment.gif

[drifting mantle]

Bro, what kind of wale do you got??

[narrow lotus]

[dusk meadow]

he's got the fucking XXL humpback

[spring quail]

imagine heather mason from silent hill 3 but tall with a large frame for a girl

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/gugga-heather-mason-heather-gugga-schrader-silent-hill-gif-26043062

[river zealot]

https://youtu.be/ZAIR9faz9pM?t=438 @naive bison

timecode

[dusk meadow]

bro bagged bigfoot

[drifting mantle]

Damn

Make her thin man

Then it's peak

[spring quail]

huh?

[naive bison]

[spring quail]

if she were any more thin shed actually blow away in the wind

[drifting mantle]

Oh?

[spring quail]

145lbs at 5 foot 9 is pretty normal

[pale ingot]

you know why i pinged you with this

[drifting mantle]

Fucking American units man

[spring quail]

fucks sake you goddamn snowflake hold on ill convert it for you

[river zealot]

damn this game was ahead of its time

[drifting mantle]

THE REST OF THE WORLD USES METRIC

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[spring quail]

65kg, 175cm

[pale ingot]

vtmb my goat

[drifting mantle]

Damn

So she just has big foot feet huh?

[spring quail]

pretty much

and she dresses modestly

wears pants

baggy cargo pants

[visual stirrup]

oh, god

they finally invented women with common sense

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[spring quail]

@dusk raven this guy stole your whole flow

[drifting mantle]

https://x.com/Rothmus/status/2021639139284935136?s=20

Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus)

X · Feb 11, 2026, 5:35 PM

[dusk raven]

what

[spring quail]

your old account/user

he punched the shit out of you

[dusk raven]

old news

we hate japan npw

[spring quail]

im too fucking excited to sleep god damn fuck

[drifting mantle]

Why? You tried to immigrate?

[dusk raven]

no

it belongs to the great khan

[drifting mantle]

[crystal saddle]

Fym I'm me not him

[drifting mantle]

Understandable

[spring quail]

did i ping you

assfuck

retard

[drifting mantle]

Piss off to off-topic man!

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sam-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-eyebrow-gif-27262619

[crystal saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-serious-sam-croteam-gnaar-gif-26160540

[spring quail]

wait he knows ball

[crystal saddle]

Ofc I do

What kinda mf has a name like this that doesn't know ball

A broke bitch that's who

[spring quail]

damn couldnt be me

https://i.imgur.com/PUlh6Ow.png

[crystal saddle]

Got about 700 or so iirc

Check when I get home in 8 hours

[spring quail]

with family share i got i think 900something

my wishlist is another 300

[crystal saddle]

Daymm

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-fairlyoddparents-burning-money-gif-4486655

(im never going to play them)

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sam-serious-sam-wide-walk-gif-17780385

im serious

[crystal saddle]

SS4 was a shitshow

Like it was fun sure but it just doesn't compare

[spring quail]

i just got it for $6

[crystal saddle]

[spring quail]

peak was being 11 and playing TSE HD with a full lobby and cheats enabled

[narrow lotus]

Yeah ss4 was a letdown

[crystal saddle]

Oh if only we could go back

[narrow lotus]

Feel like the studio blew 80% of budget on hookers and coke

And made the game with the rest

[crystal saddle]

Probably did

[spring quail]

i got siberian mayhem also for $6

apparently now 4 is a pretty good game after they fixed shit

idk anything other than it had a bad launch

[crystal saddle]

Another thing with the game is making the two dudes who died at the beginning of BFE actual main characters

Like you know what's going to happen to them

So why

[spring quail]

DAMN is that your wrist? jesus fuck eat some food

[narrow lotus]

They all die iirc , technically whole Earth explodes so everyone but Sam dies

[spring quail]

i wish they'd stop prequelmaxxing

make real serious sam 3

a sequel to 2

[crystal saddle]

They won't

Never getting it and we're never getting a true ending to the games

It'll be 2040 before they even consider it

[spring quail]

my headcanon

mental is actually a hot quirky egirl that did it all just as a joke and mental and sam fuck

[narrow lotus]

They prob dont even have funds

[spring quail]

isnt croteam

croatian

we need to organize a brainfart game day or some shit

i used to host those TSE cheat lobbies all day playing the whole shit start to finish

i want it back

[crystal saddle]

That would explain the copious amounts of drugs used during the story writing and ideas for all the games

[spring quail]

30 fucking serious dudes bouncing around at mach 500 with infinite ammo

[crystal saddle]

I'd be down for it

Just need to buy the games on PC

Or pirate

[spring quail]

buy them, would host thru fusion

fusion is kinda goated

fusion internal build also

[crystal saddle]

Wait no BFE has anti pirate iirc so I can't pirate

[spring quail]

you can if you dont pick the shittiest crack team ever

[crystal saddle]

Eh I should have money soon

[spring quail]

i wonder if there's a challenge run on youtube playing the pirated version start to finish on serious mode or something

[crystal saddle]

Just need to wait for spring sales

[spring quail]

3 is like $3

on cdkeys

sorry

loaded

[pale ingot]

he has to play more tarkov theres no time for him to eat

[spring quail]

but for TFE, TSE, and BFE, you just install fusion 2017 when it pops up in your library

its a launcher for all 3

[stark gull]

https://girlcockx.com/i/status/2021910392021135446

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[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-chad-gigachad-sam-sam-chad-serious-sam-meme-serious-sam-chad-gif-26426648

[naive bison]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/YTS3qFkdsRhW0l1xGzX1a9gwQG63BrjAvoexaYays20/%3Figsh%3DeWduMm1qd2o1NGdl/https/www.kkinstagram.com/p/DUn5_mngF8f/?format=webp&width=744&height=822

[spring quail]

get serious

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991802276593270995/1306519135911673907/brandbird.gif

[drifting mantle]

The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal boop. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound ding. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sam-2-serious-serious-sam-cutscene-gun-gif-6997545662683382335

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/59874455-serious-sam-logo?countrycode=US#321P59874455D1V

its time

SERIOUS SOCKS

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @regal thorn https://youtube.com/shorts/m006aGwYgjw?si=s5otXgzxqsULlczG

[spring quail]

so all you have to do is go in a public place and say some retarded shit

and people just give you money for???

[drifting mantle]

No

[spring quail]

well isnt that what he did

and ishowmeat

and kai shitrat

who somehow didnt go to prison for inciting a riot

[drifting mantle]

You have to say the right thing, at the right time.
It can be retarded, but doesn't have to be. And it also means that not because you said something retarded, you automatically get money

[prisma venture]

man my life feels like this intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnZGdC-vTCo

anyway moring

[spring quail]

THATS WHERE THAT TUNE IS FROM

[prisma venture]

haha

glad to help

[prisma venture]

good movie btw

u should watch it

[spring quail]

i never seent it

i shall maybe this weekend

[prisma venture]

really good

its older moive but man

peak

[abstract ruin]

People calling movies from 2004 "old"

[prisma venture]

well

its not old

but for some people it is

i grew up on that movie shit was peak

[spring quail]

dude its 20 years ago

at some point we have to move on

[spring quail]

i say as i boot up pcsx2 to play more ratchet and clank 2

[abstract ruin]

2016 was 60 years ago

[prisma venture]

milion even

[drifting mantle]

22 years old

[spring quail]

did you just blow in from stupid town

the dinosaurs were still around in 2016

making 2016 65 million years ago

[prisma venture]

yeah i remember them

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/moose-moose-cyclist-cyclist-bicycle-bike-gif-17595629

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-bnuuy-gas-leak-meme-gif-8252508646824824494

[prisma venture]

mose are fuckin scary

[spring quail]

use large gun

not scary anymore

[lusty hazel]

joe

[drifting mantle]

Nah I'd win

[spring quail]

quite tasty

[prisma venture]

nah

just imagine u are driving around

and now this small car charge agints u

[spring quail]

im american i have an automatic defense turret on my suv

[prisma venture]

ive seen some lad pop mose with glock

two rounds

[drifting mantle]

Weak moose

[prisma venture]

its on yt

[spring quail]

i mean boolit is boolit

[prisma venture]

not sure if i can post it

[drifting mantle]

Can't even tank 2 9mm rounds

[drifting mantle]

You can't

[prisma venture]

well its on yt

[drifting mantle]

Just drop the title if you want

That's okey

[prisma venture]

Man shoots moose with Glock 19 after being attacked

[drifting mantle]

Based

[pale ingot]

angered the spirit of nature

[prisma venture]

i mean meat is meat

[pale ingot]

got jumped by moose

[prisma venture]

yeah

[spring quail]

bitch ass moose tried to pump fake at first

[prisma venture]

but procesing this moose

that shit last u a year

and its good meat

[drifting mantle]

Moosy Goosy gets the snoozy

[prisma venture]

yeah

[spring quail]

retard gigantic scary animal folded by 9mm

tragic

[prisma venture]

moose jerky is good from what i heard

[spring quail]

i would use 10mm and make it feel retarded before it dies

[wooden surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242760078163968063/1428341105627238420/spinit.gif

[prisma venture]

i think in sweden u cant use it becuse that would be like animal cruelty so by the law they have to use like 308

so only big bouletzs

[spring quail]

moose cant come to the streets

tragic

anyways

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1019459282?pid=757813

moose folder 1

[prisma venture]

haha

[spring quail]

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1019459660?pid=698765

moose folder 2

[prisma venture]

whats up with 10mm hate

[spring quail]

hate?

i love 10mm

[prisma venture]

yeah

well some people call it names

dunno why

[eager igloo]

I thought moose is under protection but thats a polish thing apparently

[spring quail]

people call 40sw names

never heard people insult 10mm

[prisma venture]

probably czech ones too

[spring quail]

40 short and weak

[eager igloo]

Good

[spring quail]

10mm auto is a real chad cartridge

[prisma venture]

i did

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-ass-fire-butt-man-fire-fart-gif-15465427

rip ass now

[prisma venture]

i never untrstud why

[spring quail]

its cooler than 9mm and makes .45 obsolete

[eager igloo]

Try processing it before it rots though

[prisma venture]

yeah

[spring quail]

load in truck, take to butcher

[prisma venture]

no shit

yaeah

and dont pay him just give him some meat

[spring quail]

this is the way

[prisma venture]

we have tradition here im czech and slovak where u buy pig or some animal and butcher it with family

get shit faced etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_slaughter

[spring quail]

here in america we're programmed to hate our families

we do no such thing

[prisma venture]

ahh

america has no history im not suprised

[eager igloo]

buy?

[spring quail]

tfw you will never have a family pig picking and everyone is happy and satisfied with each other's company

[prisma venture]

well my family dont have farm and we dont have pigs in our backyard

[spring quail]

what the fuck is this hobbit creature

[eager igloo]

And you buy alive pig for the occasion?

[pale ingot]

he's the goblin

[prisma venture]

sure

u can kill it

we go to the palce

pick a pig

guy shoots in the head

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387200254025269371/1403730220426596413/20250809_162026.mp4?ex=698fce64&is=698e7ce4&hm=6a8bcb1cdf12e5bb06aa2bdaf97968d7974158385514927b2d47987e83aebe28&

[eager igloo]

Ugh

[prisma venture]

and its ready

[lusty hazel]

found the videos i took of a vietnam event i went to

[spring quail]

but you cant shoot it yourself?

[prisma venture]

sure can

[spring quail]

based

[lusty hazel]

our helo was just a chrysler minivan with a jbl mounted on the roof

[spring quail]

jbl playing helicopter blade noises?

[lusty hazel]

yes

[prisma venture]

i remember killing my first pig when i was like 7

[spring quail]

fucking omegakeklul

[prisma venture]

haha

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387200254025269371/1403730053975638188/20250809_161906.mp4?ex=698fce3c&is=698e7cbc&hm=af8b2368a948eac34659970feecf3296d83e674680533e453073051fee52e14f&

[prisma venture]

cunt was squealing

and then pop

dead

[lusty hazel]

nvm it was a ram

insane atmosphere

[spring quail]

thats a dodge caravan

[lusty hazel]

same shit

[spring quail]

a ram is the pickup truck

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoBi5icDrQ ahhh

[spring quail]

im saving that thats fucking great

[lusty hazel]

driver had a vietnam era flight suit with a real helmet, his wife was also there lol

[prisma venture]

but yeah seems like pek

[eager igloo]

Maybe thats why ur like this

[spring quail]

i want to drive that thing to work

with the speaker

[prisma venture]

like what

i dont think killing pig casued me to have strelok hairline

[lusty hazel]

https://youtu.be/iPKCj0xu7bw

event was filmed too btw

[spring quail]

having strelok hairline is my goal when im like 45

but im italian so i will just go bald

[lusty hazel]

get working

[prisma venture]

im 19

and i have him hairline

[spring quail]

bleak

[prisma venture]

thats why i shave it

[spring quail]

im having a valentine's picnic in 11 hours

[lusty hazel]

i aint doing shit

[spring quail]

do i bring my macbook to have a fireplace youtube video playing

[prisma venture]

fuck u

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14770887436103544323

[lusty hazel]

my fwb is busy fucking her ex gf so i'm going to be playing videogames 🙏

[prisma venture]

yeah u

[spring quail]

tf did i do

[spring quail]

10:44 am

[prisma venture]

yeah

its erly here

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/yYu5ipe.png

i need to sleep but im too excited

[spring quail]

i got my gift basket and charcuterie board ready

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-roblox-victory-correct-gif-8463344230446230187

[spring quail]

blankets in the trunk

[prisma venture]

im forver alone

[eager igloo]

Ur 19

[spring quail]

just go talk to a cute girl that isn't obviously a gaping hole

[prisma venture]

forver

[spring quail]

thats what i did

[prisma venture]

man

last time i talked to this chick

she trunted out to be bitch

like hore

only fans wanna be

[spring quail]

i spent an hour after we clocked out last night giving her a shoulder massage

it was nice

thats how my ex was

she kept trying to hold sex over my head like it was some magic prize

i have a hand

and reddit

[prisma venture]

its okey i get that but i dont want bitch that has of shit

and then i tried this vietnemise chick and shesh she was

boy

but it truned out she had bf back in vietnam so i left that

im fuckin monster but i aint destroying some vietnemise cunt heart

[lusty hazel]

i would

you're fucking a monster? that's what you call vietnamese girls?

[prisma venture]

lisen

u are from finland

[lusty hazel]

next you're gonna say you're cracking a yellow beast

[prisma venture]

u can go fuck russians on border i cant

[spring quail]

i mean shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii for a vietnamese girl? does her family own a restaurant?

free banh mi?

free pho?

[prisma venture]

not restarurant

but this kiosk

or how u say it

[lusty hazel]

border patrol will arrest you before you can even reach the fence btw

there's nothing there either

[prisma venture]

bro just swim around it

lol

[lusty hazel]

and the border is in fact closed

swim where

there is no water

[spring quail]

all the bad bitches hang out in the DMZ

[prisma venture]

around border

[prisma venture]

north

[lusty hazel]

norway

[prisma venture]

its like swiming near africa

warm water

[prisma venture]

sure

[drifting mantle]

@prisma venture

[spring quail]

if moose life matter why did it attack a man

is the moose not aware of the law

[prisma venture]

[lusty hazel]

forced to protect itself from bad man

[prisma venture]

bad white man

he was also straight

[spring quail]

shit moose

gets the noose

[prisma venture]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/CZL1rzGmaKZEPKQBic/giphy.mp4?cid=73b8f7b16d8efa40e67387b8ddb4230842fc6a8180fe5816&rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g

thats how moose felt when charching that guy

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/outdoor-boys-packing-revolver-smug-gif-53987338885185104

[spring quail]

why is a child smoking

[prisma venture]

our hero

[lusty hazel]

wtf does that word mean

[spring quail]

this guy is so based

[lusty hazel]

do you mean charging

[prisma venture]

yeah

something like that

[drifting mantle]

Fuck around and find out... Also applies to animal kingdom

[prisma venture]

gatta lern it somwhere

[pseudo robin]

Shalom goys

[lusty hazel]

my valentines fit

[drifting mantle]

Shalom Aussie

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/outdoor-boys-gif-7557380058659544823

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/909634382061502525/1229930240365691021/attachment.gif

[spring quail]

not the roblox meme

[prisma venture]

i dont think GIs used helemt cover like that

ahh what do i know

[spring quail]

can you stop fucking drinking

[prisma venture]

shalom rabi

[spring quail]

or slurring your speech on a keyboard

wtf is wrong with you

[prisma venture]

man

english is

ahhh

how do i say this

[pseudo robin]

Hes just czech

[spring quail]

idk what your keyboard looks like but mine is letters than make sense

my gun is czech

why cant he be like my gun

and just work

[prisma venture]

nah i dont have my keyboard

i spiled coffe on it

[pseudo robin]

From what ive been lead to believe the most based country in central europe

[prisma venture]

the other day

so im using backup

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus new Edmund McMillen game (guy who made binding of isaac) basically featured every single youtuber ever for voice acting on the game

[prisma venture]

half the shit dont work

[naive bison]

that includes idubbbz and his wife

and a bunch of people they hate

[prisma venture]

im mising half of space bar

[dusk raven]

why are you so obsessed man holy shit

[naive bison]

love you

[prisma venture]

oh cool didnt knew that

[lusty hazel]

several photos of them in use, how much more do you need

[dusk raven]

fat loser on discord obsessed with some cuck

[spring quail]

look at my czech glock and english keyboard

[pseudo robin]

Holy trvth

[prisma venture]

u got p10?

neat

[spring quail]

p10c ye

[prisma venture]

thats nice gun

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[spring quail]

im not replacing it but im getting a springfield xdm 10mm soon

[narrow lotus]

dangerously close

[prisma venture]

where the fuck is your monitor

[spring quail]

close? thats on the fucking money. who looks at middle names

[naive bison]

you know the EXACT reason his middle name is there

[prisma venture]

how

does

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296530752531595319/1404085284663984270/video_2025-08-10_14-53-13.mp4?ex=698fc792&is=698e7612&hm=fabc2f91e757163a287ffb4310027893b48d97b12575f826a06c80fcff461e1d&

[prisma venture]

wtf how even

[prisma venture]

ahaaaaaa

u are in bed

damn u lazy mf

fat murican

[spring quail]

dont do what i did

[pseudo robin]

most physically active american

[spring quail]

this setup sucks

[spring quail]

fuck you i work at amazon

[pseudo robin]

lmfao

[prisma venture]

[pseudo robin]

[prisma venture]

OFC HE DOES

[drifting mantle]

[spring quail]

get you are fucking numbers up

[prisma venture]

i dont use fuckin clanker to count my fuckin steps

anyway

how much hours u do a week

[spring quail]

40-50

[prisma venture]

ahaha

funny

[drifting mantle]

Slave

[pseudo robin]

how much do you make an hour

[spring quail]

20

[prisma venture]

i did 80 as my first side gick

[pseudo robin]

grim

[prisma venture]

fuckin tig welded 5km pipes in one week

[spring quail]

idk i got a lot of cool shit out of this job

[prisma venture]

soft hands

[spring quail]

and a hot girlfriend

and a 5070 ti

[prisma venture]

gf from amazon

[spring quail]

yes

[prisma venture]

[spring quail]

the upside is i sometimes get people i don't like's packages in my line

[prisma venture]

wow

[spring quail]

so i give them the rodney king treatment before i send them off to be delivered

[prisma venture]

thats edgy

man just work your shit and be done with it

[drifting mantle]

Jeff Bezos is a merciful god

[spring quail]

i do work my shit

[prisma venture]

man

u have soft hands

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259977592522412140/1415104981383643166/0a96e3ff41dbeeb0.mp4?ex=698fa8b6&is=698e5736&hm=99e651b59978fabd4f3035f177e666195a02677b94f1671a24633ae116c99f16&

[spring quail]

its just fun to fuck with people from my past that order junk

[drifting mantle]

I also have soft hands
I am a pencil pusher

[spring quail]

you ever just spike an expensive package into a steel cart at maximum velocity

liberating feeling

[prisma venture]

man but u are german

u have a lot on your plate already

[drifting mantle]

[pseudo robin]

no i don't work in the slave warehouse

[prisma venture]

man are u 14 or something

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1464955278255587379/ssstik.io_wither_w_1769342942522.mp4?ex=698fbd2b&is=698e6bab&hm=a498a30e34b1bf53c7c99dd49f2d0e314047948f78a2de014090b775f012a108&

[prisma venture]

thats coming from edge lord here btw

[spring quail]

tbf i would hate any other job

i need to constantly be moving

[prisma venture]

come on roof with me this summer

[spring quail]

pay for my plane ticket

[naive bison]

[prisma venture]

i pay u with beer

[naive bison]

let me guess

[spring quail]

no

[naive bison]

someone did the geras backshot combo on him

[prisma venture]

wait u dont drink beer?

[spring quail]

i do its just that beer doesnt cover a flight to europe

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1464954924512313344/ssstik.io_wither_w_1768775661126.mp4?ex=698fbcd7&is=698e6b57&hm=89614a6981f00790ff5c14ca92fee55c1668606436715dcd9f1cb6b6625203d8&

this too

[prisma venture]

i mean

its czech beer

not the piss u drink

[spring quail]

congratulations can you use it to process a payment

[prisma venture]

yeah

[spring quail]

through an airliner

[prisma venture]

come here

[spring quail]

at an airport

[prisma venture]

and i give u beer

its easy

[spring quail]

no i dont think i will

[spring quail]

i need to use my money to buy more squishmallows for my girlfriend

[prisma venture]

well i tried

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

Why!

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gameofthrones-westeros-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-akotsk-QyIUUUxW5jNVUrotQ8

[prisma venture]

that was qucik flop

[spring quail]

is this piece of shit on a fucking timer or something

[prisma venture]

yeah

[spring quail]

im probably more tired of it than flop is

[prisma venture]

man

flop is the sadest "man" on this discord

[naive bison]

this would get ltg on a 40 minute rant about how homosexual men online stalk him and want to have sex with him and that he's the most stalked black man on the planet

[lusty hazel]

true

[spring quail]

can you s top talking about eshitters for 5 seconds

[prisma venture]

u know how it is

the one who talks most about gae and shit

is gae

[spring quail]

at this point im questioning whether he even goes outside at all

let alone, employment

[prisma venture]

who xal?

hahah

[spring quail]

yes

[prisma venture]

nah he studies law

in shithole city

in midle of nowhere

[spring quail]

better call xal

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-saul-goodman3d-meme-breaking-bad-gif-24027228

[deep topaz]

This would suck

[spring quail]

if you're a gigantic fucking pussy lightweight

did he put ice in the bong?

no wonder he threw up

[prisma venture]

but to be fair

[deep topaz]

Idk

[prisma venture]

the city has like 1 milion residents

[deep topaz]

I've never snonked a boing

[spring quail]

well dont hit one with ice in it

[prisma venture]

so i dont get why he dont go outside

[spring quail]

it will dry the fuck out of your throat

[spring quail]

because he wakes up and checks brainfart for all the posts he missed while asleep

[prisma venture]

well

[pseudo robin]

sad isn't it

[prisma venture]

he blocked me

so he is missing my gems

:/

[spring quail]

i cant block people in a publicish server like this

who the fuck wants to sift thru 59887507504895 blocked message lines

[lusty hazel]

fent and steal...

[prisma venture]

ask xal

[tidal trellis]

What's with the quotation marks mr

[spring quail]

he is rarted

[pseudo robin]

@tidal trellis stop typing and go attend to your husband

[spring quail]

can you fuck off

[prisma venture]

i didnt want to asume ur gender

[lusty hazel]

err you can just

download a plugin that removes blocked messages entirely

[spring quail]

im not doing all that

[prisma venture]

oh

thats ultra sweaty

anyway @naive bison why did u blocked me are u scared of truth?

[spring quail]

its literally not even worth my time to block people i dont like. sometimes there's funny banter and we get along anyway

[drifting mantle]

As ham would say "Twink up @tidal trellis"

[prisma venture]

i dont even know why he blocked me

i just told him to fuck off or something

[pale ingot]

hi twink

[prisma venture]

oh i know why

i made funn of him becuse russian toilets cant flush

[pseudo robin]

lmfao

[drifting mantle]

For real???

[prisma venture]

that made him mad i think

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

yeah

[pseudo robin]

russians when you point out the country is a nightmareish shithole

[drifting mantle]

@naive bison why did you block Shifty?

[prisma venture]

i told u

flushing toilets

[spring quail]

he cant respond he's too busy digging up more eshitter drama literally nobody cares about

[prisma venture]

btw if u cant react to his message that means he blocked u

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison real ?

[prisma venture]

its true

most of russian toilets cant flush

[tidal trellis]

Being rude is not nice Mr

[prisma venture]

its becuse thier old commie pipes are not build for it

[pseudo robin]

what the shit just floats in it or what

[spring quail]

i meant it in a nice way

[prisma venture]

idk i think its like india toilets

[naive bison]

he's annoying

[prisma venture]

where u have to like

[naive bison]

can he stop asking me to unblock him please

[prisma venture]

knee

[naive bison]

i dont care

[tidal trellis]

Plus don't u remember the last time what happened when you just... couldn't control your undying "love" for me and kept insulting me so yeah

[manic cave]

🍿

[prisma venture]

ask him about toilets

if he can flush

[lusty hazel]

russian toilets cant flush
they don't have toilets

[narrow lotus]

????????? FLOP X GAZ GAY ROMANCE CONFIRMED

NTR

[prisma venture]

why can u say and i cant

[manic cave]

When is this fanfic releasing

[prisma venture]

probably

[lusty hazel]

so we stop calling eachother that word

[narrow lotus]

Power.

[prisma venture]

gae

[spring quail]

youre fat as shit tumblrina fanfic writer of course you thought of this

[narrow lotus]

tumblrina wtf is that

[spring quail]

oh god man how old are you

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[tidal trellis]

Go ahead

[prisma venture]

today is friday 13

damn

[tidal trellis]

As if

[tidal trellis]

Wait it is?

Oh

[prisma venture]

yeah

[tidal trellis]

That's scary

[prisma venture]

ban him

please

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax what should @spring quail do to reignite the love flame between himself and @tidal trellis

[dreamy flax]

Sorry, but I don't give a flying fuck about relationships. If they need help, they should figure that shit out themselves. Maybe stop being so damn needy and communicate instead of whining. That might help, but who knows? Good luck, I guess.

[prisma venture]

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/04/02/indoor-plumbing-still-a-pipe-dream-for-20-of-russian-households-reports-say-a65049 damn

[pseudo robin]

@prisma venture @drifting mantle grim

[spring quail]

sorry @tidal trellis i have a girlfriend

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus do you have squad

[narrow lotus]

romania is worse in this regard

[narrow lotus]

nah

[pseudo robin]

squads peak

i'm playing it rn

[spring quail]

rosstat just sounds like mossad but russian

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax how much % of rural romania has no plumbing

[prisma venture]

ahh romania will get the pass becuse cigani are selling the pipes

[dreamy flax]

About 58% of people living in rural Romania do not have access to indoor plumbing. This highlights the significant infrastructure issues faced in those areas. If you want more details, check out the full info here.

[narrow lotus]

[pseudo robin]

grim

[river zealot]

sadge

[narrow lotus]

god bless i was born in a city

[spring quail]

fucking

58%

https://tenor.com/view/kablaaaaat-mud-soil-gif-8114118

[tidal trellis]

Anyway how's everyone doing

[prisma venture]

i mean when u are born there u are used to it

[spring quail]

terrible

[prisma venture]

but still crazy

[spring quail]

i need to go to sleep

[narrow lotus]

yeah i mean even at my countryside , we installed plumbing like a few years ago , most houses in that village never had it

[prisma venture]

bye gn

[narrow lotus]

we installed it ourselves

[spring quail]

the fuck im not leaving yet

retard

[prisma venture]

ahh wellcome

[spring quail]

ill send a picmix goodnight gif when its bed time

[pseudo robin]

is it just a legacy of shitty communist infastructure

[prisma venture]

i think poland,slovakia and czech has best pluming out of the warsaw pact

[spring quail]

i want some pistachios

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus what are we playing man

[spring quail]

these are so fucking good

[river zealot]

you like nuts huh

[spring quail]

sure do

[prisma venture]

i like the normal one with just salt

shit is peak

[crystal saddle]

Fuck happened I went to go do college work

[spring quail]

they're good too

[spring quail]

brainfart farted

its about that time

[prisma venture]

ahh nothing

usual

[crystal saddle]

Fork found in kitchen

[spring quail]

you sound like my brother

[prisma venture]

turned out im anoying

[drifting mantle]

Damn... Russia is a lawless plumbing wasteland

[spring quail]

next mario game takes place in russia

confirmed

[prisma venture]

man NCR has better pluming then russia

[crystal saddle]

Maybe I am

Maybe I'm not

[spring quail]

your name is not jackson

[crystal saddle]

Eh its close enough

[prisma venture]

imagine tho

https://media4.giphy.com/media/CZL1rzGmaKZEPKQBic/giphy.mp4?cid=73b8f7b16d8efa40e67387b8ddb4230842fc6a8180fe5816&rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g

[spring quail]

i mean i know what my brother's discord is and its nothing remotely scottish

we are burgerlanders

can you stop posting a child smoking please

[drifting mantle]

It's gamma Tradition

[prisma venture]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifMxUYwmSRkxsLqXcg

ok

[spring quail]

bleak

[prisma venture]

love that one

[spring quail]

tbf i had my first cigarette at 17 after hurricane irma hit florida

[spring quail]

my parents left to go look around and left cigs on the patio

https://tenor.com/view/virus-flu-sick-patrick-spongebob-squarepants-gif-16631627

mfw

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-nolan-big-lez-show-gif-27117333

fuckin weak sperm

[crystal saddle]

I ain't ever touched a ciggy or drugs

[drifting mantle]

Weak, I had my first at 11 and I almost died because it was so nasty

[spring quail]

well id never smoked before in my life

[crystal saddle]

I intend to keep it that way

[verbal root]

https://tenor.com/view/charloe-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-8902247

[spring quail]

i also didnt know how to smoke correctly until i turned 18

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[prisma venture]

mf

[spring quail]

i looked up a fucking wikihow article to learn how to smoke

[prisma venture]

how

man im to europen to undstnad that

[spring quail]

i didnt know you were supposed to put the smoke in your lungs

[crystal saddle]

Takeo was hitting that good shit

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245372900043788379/1461774136300015731/togif.gif

[spring quail]

i did that when i bought my first pack the day i turned 18 and i got zooted af

i thought smoking cigs just made you high as shit all the time

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bjjZ5vnjvs

[drifting mantle]

Where the fuck did you put the smoke, if not your lungs? You tried to eat it or what??

[spring quail]

my mouth fucktard

[pseudo robin]

nah mate never exhale

would you take a thirst quenching sip of coke and spit it out?

[drifting mantle]

You puffing a cig?

[spring quail]

like id fill my cheeks up like a chipmunk but with smoke

but not inhale into lung

[prisma venture]

How long have you been smoking for?

48 years

And how old are ya?

52

[drifting mantle]

[spring quail]

i looked up a fucking guide on how to smoke

like i said

[prisma venture]

man

[crystal saddle]

Needed the tutorial before going into ranked smoking

[prisma venture]

this fuckin generation is fucked

cant even smoke cig

what the actual fuck

[pseudo robin]

retards

[deep topaz]

@naive bison https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tcPz_kiiKKw&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1HQg%3D%3D

[spring quail]

stop feeding his eshitter addiction

[narrow lotus]

my cousin was smoking at 11

[drifting mantle]

Same

[prisma venture]

my dad started around that age

he still kicking

[drifting mantle]

First cig at 11

[crystal saddle]

I think my grandparents were smoking at 5

[spring quail]

tbf when i was that young i was very naiive and dumb

[drifting mantle]

And last cig

[spring quail]

now im just dumb

[narrow lotus]

ye funny enough i think he quit nowadays

[prisma venture]

my was at 12

[little mirage]

"I wish I spent more time being upset at lolcows"

[prisma venture]

didnt touched it till i was 18

[crystal saddle]

This was the 70s though so I get it

[prisma venture]

and now im trying to quit

[narrow lotus]

me and my friends bought our first beer can at 10 and drank it together on top of some garages

[prisma venture]

this is my last pack fr

[narrow lotus]

we got spotted by a neighbour that was taking the garbage out

he told our parents

[drifting mantle]

Just lock in

[narrow lotus]

fucking cocksucker snitch

[spring quail]

wow

[prisma venture]

yeah my last pack

shit is expsnsive asf

[little mirage]

Last pack of the hour

[spring quail]

imagine not wanting drunk children to fall off a roof

and you hate the guy for it

[narrow lotus]

aight guys , after a 1 month hiatus , its time to go back to the gym

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-fake-news-gif-11382583

[prisma venture]

lock in iedy

💪

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/peak-lock-in-time-to-JqNhxI8vX5COnaM9Bo

[little mirage]

Give up. Its over. Your already old. No point

[spring quail]

"the gym" is code word for buffet

[drifting mantle]

Maybe chew bubble gum to have something to do if you feel the urge again

[narrow lotus]

this guy is making me fat btw

[prisma venture]

what in the gae

[quaint ore]

Type shit i aspire to do

[narrow lotus]

some ice sauna after a workout

OUUSKHA

[prisma venture]

nah dont worrie ill just have to lock in.. like i can go for a month with out it when i dont have money

[narrow lotus]

POWERRRR

[crystal saddle]

At least smoking didn't make people think you were a poof. People who vape just look like the biggest wankstains on earth nowadays especially cause they fell for something that stupid

[prisma venture]

its just like idk to do something

[drifting mantle]

Good on you mate!
I strongly support your quest on quitting! You've got this!

Your body is still young enough, to completly recover from that shit

[prisma venture]

yeah no worries

lad

[pseudo robin]

Yeah fr

[drifting mantle]

[crystal saddle]

I never understood smoking in the first place

[pseudo robin]

Ive been smoking since i was like 15

Bad habit but its something to do

[prisma venture]

yeaah

[drifting mantle]

It's dumb

[crystal saddle]

I mean I know it's to take the edge off

Shits stressful nowadays

[prisma venture]

yeah man i gatta start heroin to hit the edge

[crystal saddle]

Even moreso than the past

[prisma venture]

iidk for me its just to do something

[spring quail]

nicotine doesnt take the edge off at all anymore

[prisma venture]

like when im on 12 hour shift

[drifting mantle]

If you're stressed, just pay for a spa day or something. Get a massage or something... There are ways to relax that are also very healthy

[little mirage]

Almost smoked until I was around vape people and they were no different and more insufferable

[prisma venture]

ill just open a pack

[spring quail]

not even bringing vodka in a water bottle to work takes the edge off

[prisma venture]

and idk smoke chill a bit

and go to work

[crystal saddle]

That's why they started the vape shit cause Gen Z and some millennials are smart enough to know smoking fucks you up

[prisma venture]

and vapes dont?

fuck

vapes are even worse then cigs

[little mirage]

Vapes are the same and more retarded

[crystal saddle]

So they marketed vaping as "healthier"

[spring quail]

we dont have a control group test for vapers

[crystal saddle]

Even though its not

[drifting mantle]

Now they inhale shit, that nobody knows the long term effects from.
Could be Asbestos 2.0

[little mirage]

Its already known to be just as harmful.

[spring quail]

its "healthy" because it objectively smells better

[prisma venture]

• u can hit vape anywhere so u are hiting like 6x times more then u would smoke

[crystal saddle]

Fuckin da went and bought a "medicinal weed vaporizer" and it smells like fucking ass

[spring quail]

i vape in the work bathroom every fucking day

[little mirage]

People who hit their vape,have brocolli hair deserve designated camps for education

[drifting mantle]

I can imagine...

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/ftderpy-gif-24624754

[spring quail]

depending on the brand, not all of them fucking reek

[crystal saddle]

Then again he also uses AI to "make and write songs"

So he's not the brightest

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

fuck weed

[pseudo robin]

I used to be addicted to uppers so smokes arent that bad in comparison

[crystal saddle]

[pseudo robin]

True

[spring quail]

the weed vaper

[prisma venture]

i see what it does to my lads that smoke it everyday

[pseudo robin]

Weed is for children and retards

[crystal saddle]

THAT'S THE ONE

[prisma venture]

truee

[spring quail]

omegakek

what is the strain/flavor

you see where it says gg#4 on my picture

[crystal saddle]

No clue

It's the same shape iirc

Big triangle block

But his one is black

[spring quail]

well its a generic vaporizer

mine just doesnt stink

[prisma venture]

its vape

ur lungs gonna stink

well IF u inahle it in your lungs

[spring quail]

its whatever

[prisma venture]

we know u have problem with that

[pale ingot]

uurrgg this chat is so boring post gachi

[spring quail]

i have a drinking problem more than i have a weed problem

i take vodka to work in water bottles

[crystal saddle]

At least the actual druggies can admit that shit fucks them up. Potheads are just in denial constantly

[prisma venture]

thats just sad

[crystal saddle]

Post umas or smth idk

[prisma venture]

this generation cant even work in amazon with out begin drunk

what if somone talked to them

😨

[little mirage]

Just because you dont drink goyfluids and goycotine doesnt make it boring

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-shot-drinking-gif-7412608

[drifting mantle]

I AM NOT ADDICTED!
I CAN QUIT, ANY TIME I FUCKING WANT!!!

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1450469597063942265/snaplytics_converted_gif_3.gif

[spring quail]

i need to quit all this shit for my girl

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846830183213957150/1455637700219633714/caption.gif

[little mirage]

I smoke real israel cigars, hit the real netantine

[summer flame]

nicotine is fucking disgusting

[little mirage]

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[flint bay]

Which one is worse, gooning or nicotine?

[prisma venture]

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[little mirage]

The goon

[prisma venture]

the fuck are u talking about