#🎪bruh-fart
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Mewgenics any good?
The only place I watch any TV is the gym
and there are tons of viagra ads
does that mean that only boomers watch TV now?
marathon server slam feb 26th
I've seen the ads on my grandfather's TV
It's all either medicine or digital casinos
Yeah but
Robbing digital casinos on the other hand
Is a net neutral action
this state of play was dogshit
dbd makes a man miserable and yet it has a hold like a siren call
cant wait to hop back on the game tomorrow to get shit on by another team of survivors
A father? No it must be a predator
She cheated on me 
Scifi tlou 
Not worth your time then
We've been together for 6 years so now I'm kinda lost
I just sorta gave her all her stuff and kicked her out
Going to be a bit of time till you move over it. Sorry man. Just make sure you dont attempt to get back with her.
Thats a hole I can tell most to never fall back into
Good luck bro
Thank's man
yep
I'mma just go for a drive I don't know what else to do
hey brainfart i'm looking to start my kpop arc what kpop group should i stan
Big time rush
When
1 month
Finally
I can schedule my death stranding hardest difficulty playthrough accordingly
Mythical reel pull
why is that black kid acting like an animal
Why do they all?

The fuck
Yeah, indians cook food burning cow shit
Remember this next time you get "authentic" indian food
Bro bagged a baddie
Who is she
Probably when the id shit happens
The kind thats on Discord ig
dance like nobody is watching says the broke stripper
I don’t think even an American can comprehend this monstrosity
You’re right, I can’t
Why is there like a pecan log in the middle
wtf even is that
Marathon might make it to horizon timeline tho
Isnt marathon just the finals? Or is this something completely different
Nvm, looked like the finals
Dude didnt download CSS
i just dont see marathon going the way of concord
also for it to count as concord it has to be triple A budget and die less than a week'
A ripped hotdog bun
demo is gonna be available in like 2 weeks so we will see
you know what
fair
i hope it does well
cause arc raiders burned me out
i wanna dedicate to a pvp game and marathon so far is the one that interests me
youre a good man mr.september
i dont care what nota says about you
manifesting 3 kids and a cottage home for ya
ive been praying on his downfall since day 1
bro got the test gut bloat
this ass you post is the main reason that i pray for your downfall
*he
You guys are fucking Petard you kno that
me and my petard cock
Seems we had opposite days
I found out my gf of 6 years cheated on me
damn what the fuck
I gave her her shit and kicked her out, went on a drive, came home and got baked
I have no idea how to handle this
whatever you do dont start drinking
Alcohol is gross
just stay high and enjoy the silence. Peace is king
I hate it
honestly I wouldn't either, but at this point it can only get better, it's worst when it hits first
and yeah, enjoy the silence lmao
This your first girl or have you been heartbroken before?
First relationship ending on a bad note
lucky mf
I had something similiar happen to me but after less time
Dude
I bought her a 38 thousand dollar car not even 2 months ago
Its in her name so I cant do shit about it
I feel so fucking stupid
nah, first relationship on a bad note says something about your character
that takes effort and commitment, not some half-assed interests
Ive been with 3 other girls since the start of high school, 26 turning 27 soon now, all those either didnt last or ended on a good note.
This is the first relationship that ended poorly, and it was a perfect relationship up till that point
become a stone cold incel
Never buying something super expensive for a girl in their name ever again
Bro got hustled
Lesson learned.
it clearly wasn't perfect, so don't pretend like it was
🫂 damn bro
You are better without her king.
Cheating bitch.

like I said, it can only get better from here, learn your lessons and move on, don't sit on it like a fucking idiot
Wasting time and money on foids moment
never goon
Also gf for 6 years, why not wife?
worst thing a man can do is try and make sense of something a woman does
hindsight 2020 this would turn out worse
Heres some advice from my experience it may not be entirely applicable so use what is. You are gonna love her for a while. For a bit she is going to be all you can think about and its going to suck. Try your best to not sink into the despair, stay doing things that bring you joy. Do NOT let your bad experience here dictate future relationships. You have loved so much and been loved in return that can happen again. Its going to hurt a lot for a while and eventually there will come a week were you dont think about her. After that week or so youre gonna think about her and that will suck. As time passes you will think of her less and less but when you do have those days or week long periods of thinking about her ir will hit like a truck. Keep your head up and know it will pass eventually
and that's not even bait, that's genuine advice
never do it at all unless she is your wife
jesus
Trvth
I was going to propose to her on valentines
I had it all planned man


Why were you waiting for a special day
It sounded perfect in my head
yeah , mee too
a month later i got a 4070 with the ring money
fucking life man
Don't tell me you bought the ring already.
have some fun instead, don't focus on the shitty part
I was going to today
I wish someone had kept it real with me like this so yeah. Its gonna hurt like hell and somehow get worse in a month or 2 and then itll get better. Everything will remind you of her then slowly only very rarely will you see something that brings her to mind every couple months if that
yeah the first month is always the worst, afterwards you'll barely think about it
Time, friends, and pouring yourself into something you genuinely like are the only things that truly help
blablabla dont listen to the guy think about all the bad parts and sink into depression or something
made it 10 times worse
should have never played tarkov
I have weed, gym, car, and a house to myself. Good friends too.
I think I'll be fine but this fucking sucks
it's the lifestyle change that hurts the most, learn to live with the different state of being and you'll survive through it
i call it character development
getting absolutely ripped helps
few games can break me now that i have almost 10k in tarkov
food doesnt taste the same but it is what it is
thats the best mindset to have
after tracksuit i lost my sense of smell
10k hours?
He got that covid
This man eats shit so that food tastes better.
Agreed
ledy is indian confirmed???
get this guy on dead by daylight and watch him get an entirely different type of psychosis compared to tarkov
yeah unfortunate man , but you are young , you will get through this
Defo go no contact with her , she aint deserving shit
i heard that game is ass
you made a good decision by making her pack her shit and leave
it's so ass why do people even play it
I told the dude she was cheating with cause he had no idea, and blocked em both
ive been playing it a lot (mostly only killer) recently
can confirm
same reason why people play tarkov idk
Yes, King!
retarded
Yes!
zased
Fuck yeah, screw her.
dead by daylight was good in the beginning stages, and people still cling onto the nostalgia and gaslight themselves into thinking it's like how it was
and constantly take the cock and ball torture that comes with it
oh naw im a new player im just wading through the ass 
dead by daylight had a fun idea and then it turned into dog shit. you'd be better off inviting 4 of your friends and playing murderer in gmod
I hope you'll be able to get therapy soon
all of this because one of my friends was retarded enough to buy the game and he got me to finally boot the game up that i got on epic games for free years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-478mpkAN2Q On a more positive note, what the fuck happened to gus? He's fat now
we really are in god's country
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he's fine tbh
Everyone left him because he refused to acknowledge his gf being in a deadly pregnancy situation and basically abandoned her to go hang out 
trapper at least doesn't require you to hit your ability 4 times before downing someone
Oh so he's a piece of shit
Why can't any good youtubers stay good
Why don't good people exist anymore
they do
idk all my legion games have been 3-4 kills so far but im not high mmr i guess
you just hear about the shitty ones
He says, when Eddy Burback is RIGHT THERE
The good ones retire.
yeah thats actually a pattern with many youtubers
they start small, become big thorugh hard work aaaaaaaaaaand they are sex offenders
legion is a low elo stomper

they don't get in drama so youdon't hear about it
you literally dont have to do the ability 4 times and then get the 5th hit down to play legion tho
you're preying on all the people who saw the stranger things dlc and wanted to goon to vecna or something
Imma be honest
After I learned about the whole thing I almost went and made a terrible financial decision
Almost went and bought a BMW
almost became a white mom
It was a 2012 M3 with low miles and all the preventative maintenance done to it for 48 grand.
My literal dream car
every killer game the survivor lineup looks like this: eleven, feng min, meg thomas and then its either bill from l4d, leon from RE or another asian bitch
m3 goated
Buy a memecoin instead, be modern, be pumped and dumped
Whole E9X linup was goated
and they always is some bitches
E90 M3 Manual 
but always those first 3
and cancelling it makes you go into a long ass animation, idk how you're not getting flashlighted when that happens
your camera isnt stuck?
dumbass?
did they fix that???
you can look around bro????
idk I haven't played dbd in years
Drip dropped
legion is a decent killer man idk
I was a legion main too, my highest ranking killer 
ur not getting flashlighted as legion is all i know
unless youre mid pickup but thats all killers innit
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This car really does sound outrageous. I always forget how insane it is, but it puts a smile on my face very quickly. I love making these POV videos, if you guys enjoyed it, please hit that Like button! Let me know what video you want to see next in the comments!
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no idea if this was around when you were playing but survivors can have a perk that gives them a literal flashbang
yeah if they made it so when you cancel their ability you don't get the frustrated grunt shit and getting stun locked for 4 fucking seconds then they might actually be playable
yeah it was introduced with FUCKING LEON
kill all leon mains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_b262VeZBY E46 V10 would be cool too
Built by ProCar & For Sale: https://www.autoserviceprocar.nl/occasions/e46-m3-v10-dct/
New mods:
Syvecs traction control knob
Custom adjustable knob for DCT clamping force
Syvecs tiny dash
Launch control knob on steering wheel
Apex VS5 RS (brushed) 8.2 kg in weight
Black tag short ratio steering rack 2.5 ratio
AST 5300 suspension
M3 CSL knuckle...
kill all leons
Dream car linup is an OBS 7.3 powerstroke, E90 M3 Manual, and a C6 Z06
kill the puerto rican bitch too, her perks are extremely broken last I played
CoP Misery is a fucking blight on this planet
lmao
a copy of mein kampf (from misery) will appear in your inventory at 3 am (not clickbait)
all i know is
fuck: dead hard, head on, flashbang, no mither(no bitches) and theres probably some more i dont know the names of
i think misery was my first ever stalker experience
like a trillion years ago
learn to bait out dead hard
i know its easy but still
the first time it hits is annoying
o7
head on is a bitch to bait because they have a deceivingly long range
This is such a fucking vibe rn
no mither is just a bitch perk because theyre forever 1 tap but they both dont make noise, dont make blood pools and auto revive from dying state after a little bit
getting misery support back then
DInos are cool
yeah eventually you're gonna hit a wall that separates the new/casual player from the hardcore sweats and that's gonna be the point where legion becomes ass
Misery had support? 
yeah it was watching one of those youtube videos with the blue screen and white text
with 009 sound system
i am quite fond of the legion iri addon that auto breaks a pallet when you vault over it 
Close enough
lmao I farmed other killers for that fucking addon
also recently got on deathslinger
he's fun
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"hey guys"
deathslinger is respectable
"today ill be showing you how to install stalker misery"
(it's not doctor)
one trick bubbas are a fucking menace
I would get baked as FUCK in there ngl
Would be fun as hell, its already hot boxed
i gotta learn bubba ig 
fear
Have you seen the valorant vs tf2 when your streaming video
"This meme is mine now" - solider tf2
bubba fucking stomps any lobby if you dedicate effort into learning them
rn its just a struggle
get run around the entire map on every single pallet 
all in all i think most of the skill issue is just me being new to the game tho i dont got the method
This video is the greatest thing mankind has ever created
Strange feed today
I love the n word ❤️
they're up there with blight where a good one will absolutely obliterate an entire lobby in 10 minutes

Dont fall down the evil hole mr heart break
a good cenobite will do that too, completely fuck a lobby in minutes
dont think ive ever seen gameplay of that one
or played against
I grew up on og black ops and modern warfare
I have heard every slur in the book
Dude I was rolling like von back in the day with hillbilly and unnerfed deerstalker. I'd have a whole lobby on the ground in 3 minutes flat
they're not really played a lot since they're a pretty high-skill killer
Why do I see so many of these
i learned what cum is from a counter strike source death run server
Not a title I'd want to have ngl
Fucking 
i dont like hillbilly from my first game as him. he feels like, slippery to control. maybe if i dedicate time into learning him but i dont wanna
groomed in MW1 
Roblox kiddies get groomed. Ogs got sexually harassed
hillbilly and bubba are the same kinda killer where a high-skill one will fucking obliterate every lobby, but they take a lot of time and committment to getting right
and blight
Who the fuck plays dead by daylight
its the same thing over and over and over and over and over
extremely high skill ceiling, there's some nasty shit you can pull with those 3
Anyway, I'mma go to bed
i like bubba because you can actually relatively easily control him when youre doing the chainsaw sweep
hillbilly is fucked to control
i guess unless youre on a perfect straight path
you can get some nasty fucking kills with hillbilly
I'd imagine
hillbilly takes a certain map awareness as well
2v8 is active rn and i went with my friend on killer queue
some maps are really good with him, some of them aren't
he was on trapper i was playing nurse for literally the first time
we 8 killed
nurse is cracked
I have literally every respect for nurse players
idk my mains were legion, artist and fucking skull merchant when she dropped (KILL ME PLEASE NEVER PLAY HER)
i wanted to learn huntress at first but its annoying to aim the hatchets
now deathslinger on the other hand
deathslinger is newbie's huntress
and red dead 1
ok fair but deathslinger is fun
Cool, now do Bloodborne.
trickster is for cripples with one hand
at least bloodborne is way more playable on rpcs3
mgs4 doesn't get past first mission
ive barely seen trickster gameplay and dont care for him in the slightest
the other one
I should rewatch Redline.
different letters then 4
the ps4 emulator doesnt work
do you like jacking off to ada's ass as you chase her around and down her for the 30th fucking time?
play trickster, because you only need one hand to play him
i literally played it you complete fucking retard
on pc
there's only a few killers more braindead than trickster and it's trapper, doctor and michael
had a legion game yesterday where i downed an ada within the first 2 minutes she instantly DC'd

average ada player
they're all 300lb sweats
all the egirls play the goth witch
or leon
what about the feng players.
50/50, it's like walking into roblox
either a pedo or a 12 year old girl
or someone begging on onlyfans for money
fair enough
feng players are sluts, femboys, or pedos, and there's literally no in between

new feng meta dropped, its called transexuality

no all the trans mfs play the witch
@prisma venture
idk bout sable players
mfw the first time i ever did acid
sable players are trans or egirls, but not the money whore kinds, the extremely gei egirls
lowk theres a few killers i think i havent seen at ALL like EVER
or maybe once at best
like the twins and hag
me when discord comes for my facial scan
twins got nerfed so hard into the ground it's the equivalent of throwing
just play knight at that point
knight isn't actually bad
they were op when they came out, and they got nerfed pretty hard afterwards
but he was still decent last time I played
he got dedication I'll respect it
i do wanna learn bubba if anything
then huntress or sm
otherwise not many killers interest me
deathslinger ig
myers wouldve been interesting but he's unobtainable now
damn really??
yea no i think the license is gone
oh shit right, they had something with copyright didn't they
same with the stranger things shit if I remember correctly, except they got it back
his perks are free to everyone now but myers is unplayable unless you already had him
if you wanna learn bubba but don't want to dedicate months to mastering him, try oni

honest mistake coulda happened to anyone
oni is pretty similar and his playstyle is pretty smooth
📚 gardevoir
A [pokemon] known as a waifu due to its [womanly] [appearance].
A: [Why do] you have a [frikkin] Gardevoir [waifu pillow]?
B: Nani!?

uurgg its friday the 13th kill everyone
Bruuh
Do another
📚 vaporeon
[The best] [water] type [pokemon].
Hey guys, did [you know that] in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding [versatility], Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on [prediction] for turns [without] getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of...

p!8ball will iedy ever post an actually good urban dictionary
:8ball: Maybe.
0whose telling you to look up these things
xalrider
nerddd
p!8ball will pokemon fans be casted into eternal hell fire?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
p!8ball goon?
:8ball: There is a good chance.
new dbz season
goku dyies his hair and gets new pronouns
i saw that
dyies
p!8ball will I beat the wall of flesh?
:8ball: Hell, yes.
Lets go
p!8ball will the new dragon ball super anime be good
:8ball: Pfft.
me entering agartha
i was legit looking at it if it's dies or dyies
yeah fuck dbs
hair dye
so what's the verb version
"are you going to dye your hair?"
"i am dyeing my hair i cant pick up the phone"
goku dyes his hair and gets new pronouns
p!8ball Will bloodborne come out this year on pc?
:8ball: I hope so.
p!8ball will peace walker be included in mgs collection 2
:8ball: Hell, yes.
nerd
p!8ball is Shodan a real ai that exist today?
:8ball: Quite likely.
Fuck
I can normally fall asleep in like 20-30 minutes
This is taking too long
p!8ball will the torment nexus from the hit cautionary tale and sci-fi novel "don't create the torment nexus" finally be created this year
:8ball: There is a small chance.
Things would be more interesting if she was real.
p!8ball Am I the ubermenschm
:8ball: Maybe.
p!8ball will dry become wet
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
It's called Übermensch
With an Üüüü
Too hard. Just speak normally
your ball exploded out dolphins?
mild bobby sauce
I got a massive one, dolphins thought it was a hammer head and killed it
sometimes
"You're butchering my beautiful language. You'll practise harder!"
du hast
I have 100+ kills as Jäger in Sniper Elite 5. I pass
📚 pit
Part of the drumline in a [marching band].
Not [incompetent] in comparison to those on the field. People with the hardest music. People putting in more hours than are in a week for rehersal. The only ones with the excuse " i havent GOTTEN the music yet " when asked if its memorized beacuse the drumline instructor is still writing it. Part of the band that could march but would rather play insturments that are too large to lift on there own. Carts are used in getting there equitment on the field. Electronics cart requires cords and 1000 extension cords to be plugged in. The closest people [in the band]. The family with the most creepy incest akward disfunctial problems. Those that " have a life " beacuse they call drumline there life. A group that gives up all there time but aproxamently 3 or 4 weeks of the year.
*** : can you hang out today ?
=: umm.. kinda busy unless you wanna hang out at 9 or later
*** : No.. we have school tomorow. [what are you doing] all day?
=: Drumline.
*** : I didnt know you played drums and stuff
=: I dont play " drums and stuff " im [in the pit] i play 1st Marimba 2nd vibe bells [xylophone] Aux 1 oh and add a cymball roll or 2 to all those parts.
*** : uhh.. okay. your crazy.
=: yeah. im in drumline.
Jesus
Whos the smartest person in #🎪bruh-fart ???
But you have power....
The ability to mute, doesn't make you intelligent
goated quote
He believes having power is having brains
what a twist!
Battery gif 
Suckerpunching an unknown party means they just sucked
It's a strong right 🤓
@pseudo robin
@pseudo robin
dang
Ha!
dog is klaus schwab
Fastest hand in the west
Thought generally, assault was the attempt where as battery is the action being done
You tried to attack someone, you assaulted them.
You sucker punched a person recording themselves so that Hal could use it as a gif. Thats battery
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LMAO
dwyyyyyyy fixx
god i miss the old days
can we turn that into an iedy command
but change dumb fuck juice to tarkov
cause this dumbass never stops playing it
Iedy isn't a bot already???
Keep hating Marathon player
That game out yet?
Did you know the original Marathon Trilogy is free?
Also better gameplay
Soon i think in march
More like wokathon
no
Dogshit game

says the one that gets scammed by a russian constantly by playing it
Not hopeful for optimization though
Artstyle looks like vomit of colours
can you even see 2feet infront of you in tarkov
Tag with the name modassault has been edited.
unoptimized fuggin trasssh
Russian fent
p!modassault
There we go
I am.not looking for feet in tarkov man thats all ypu
why would you mention feet
is that all you see as soon as you load in?

Godd HowarDD
Codd howard
Me : Turns PC on
Gg todd i bought skyrim again on raspberry pi
its on your apple watch
you know that shotgun in tarkov thats got like a little lcd screen
its on that too
lmao
Bethesda thinking they Rockstar by releasing a game every 25 years but its mediocre
All banking apps worldwide got hacked today. Any transaction made in the apps get funneled directly to Todd and you get another copy of Skyrim.
Farting while he runs. This is why I shit myself before I start running.
The toddlers had it all figured out man.
Tbf marathon runners can experience bowel.movement while running a lot
There was a case where a guy sued a marathon runner for shitting in his garden as he was running by

Yeah I would also be pissed if someone shat on my yard
Video of a marathon / olympic runner near the finish line mid diarhea
Extra propulsion
Wont waste time looking for it.
An illegal technique
Its just there somewhere
Intense exercise can cause bowel movement, yes
dry knows all about it
There's photos of people clearing the finish line actively painting their legs
Everytime dry has to climb the mountain, he drops a fat one in the forest
Thsts why the land is so fertile for shrooms
Marking his territory
Hell na, either go at home or explode
Farting while running is an excellent defence strategy while fleeing from muggers.
You speed up
Absolitely still is
However.. because it is considered self defence, that means it is illegal to do in countries that criminalise self defence.
oh no the blum house game does the yellow paint bullshit too
Jesus
Considering the recent rains and everything, going mushroom hunting just means slipping and falling into a thorn bush
Frozen thorn bush
Considering the average gamer, the yellow paint is a necessity
Gamers are braindead
brother
there is literally nowhere else for me to go
i beg i dont need yellow paint for this
You truly overestimate the average gamer
my favorite part of horizon forbidden west is the button that turns the walls yellow
I LOVE USING PAPER STRAWS TO DRINK SLUSHIES!!!!
YOU might not need it
i find a movement exploit, jump on the rocks and leave the map
if the average gamer is the retard like DSP
he needs a helmet
have you seen how he uses utensils
Funny you mention DSP
ur an exploit
yellow paint man can never catch me
yes i know they base it off on dsp
Who is DSP again?
He's THE consideration for this design philosophy
Also couldn't figure out crouch jumping
you will get free hits for absolute bullshit
I mean
It's a Suda51 game?
no wasnt that a reviewer
It was DSP
Cup head tutorial area
cause the one that got mainly bullied was a gaming journalist
that was a gaming journa
DarksydePhil struggles with a game mechanic lost back in the 90s. The "crouch jump" is done by jumping and crouching while in mid-air. Watch as Phil struggles to pass this area for nearly 30 minutes.
You're the man, Phil!
Cuphead journalist clip is actually unfair to the guy
It took less time for a pigeon to solve a puzzle than it did for that retard to complete the cuphead tutorial.
It was a "we let our least skilled guy play the game and he sucked, but he had fun"
what about a goldfish beating darksouls
iirc
BRUH
THE PAINT IS FUCKING EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEE
Undeserved insults and hate 
I CANT EVEN GO BACK CRAWLING WHY DO I NEEEED THIS
Was he a game journalist or some random guy who never played a video game before?
Doesn't matter, does it
I hate game journalism

Those people are cunts
Why do you engage with it then
Game journalism sucks when its about vanity and performance like they did with fallout 4
Sometimes it just pops up in conversation in discord every now and then.
All about the intro and soy pogging
"Sounds like you're feeding your children to the wolves"
Only game journalism I've interacted with in the last.. 10 years?
Is the Yakuza Kiwami 3 nonsense
Whenever I see or have a conversation about game journalism, it's usually shit like this.
i like you are pfp
Yuo vill live with ze chicken
Either some self entitled fuckwit saying dumb shit because he is a "journalist" or someone who can't even complete a fucking tutorial
I can't find the original image on Google anymore unfortunately
It has been replaced by another one but it's much lower quality.
The ign reviewer of tarkov played one raid died then played pve

Learn to let go 
I haven't talked about game journalism for over 5 years
I don't go looking for this crap
Yet it still bothers you this immensely 
Iunno
@dusk raven
Game journos are trolls, just ignore them and they have no power


noob
what game
cortisol game
bumhouse
wake up 9 am, -11f outside (-24c)
are you unaccurate
your health is your ammo
yeah im bored
uninstalling
feels like it wants to be bioshock
Cortisol: Theater of Idiots
one of the reviews says it best at least for me
"i put 30 mins into the game I couldnt get further than that due to how bad it felt. The ONLY good part of this game is the atmosphere. The dialogue feels rushed, poorly written, and acted poorly. There's no explanation, no good hook to draw you in. Your just thrown into a dude named Gabriel. your on an island, your a captain, and your headed for a cathedral. Thats it, thats all the context you get. Your powers arent explained, theres no general goal or purpose to your journey other than "Go Here". The gunplay and movement feels like this game was originally designed for VR then got switched due to scope. The first few enemies you encounter feel pretty odd to face and kill. it all just feels off. I feel like I just experienced a short fever dream of a game."
hmm
wait a minute
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@narrow lotus @river zealot wake up, grab coffee, open youtube
"Why do so many muslim men marry their cousins?"
i know what im watching
why cant you be normal
his mission is to live in misery
flop has been looking to remarry recently
no sween and cryon core is
"excuse me, got a dollar?"
"Get a job -
"
allo
oh boy the gang's all here
me n my girl
whore @spring quail
cunt
bacon and eggs goated breakfast
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this is your song for the day
not clicking that
dude just says francis baconegg with a smooth jazz backdrop for 3 minutes
worst song on the album
Big J on the other side of the planet after learning people found out he aint dead
play serious sam on hard
no thanks
i currently hate my life because of it
i have to beat them all on hard
there's no movement tech
90% of the enemies are faster than you
the other 10% just oneshot you or are hilariously annoying
📚 umamusume
It’s an anime series/Game taking references to irl Japanese racing horses such as Special Week, Slience Suzuka,Rice Shower and Gold Ship
The Anime have 2 seasons and 1 OVA
( at the moment I write this shit)
Umamusume is one of the games that have huge marketing in Japan, collecting over 10B of Japanese Yen in Different server (Japan,Korean and Taiwan)
The Anime series is good and [for the love] of god if you want to [piss yourself], DONT FUCKING [PLAY THE GAME], ITS A PURE PAIN
Hey [dude what] game you in?
Dude with heavy eyes bags, who haven’t slept [for days]: [oh yeah] I was just playing umamusume wanna come?
cope
fucking filian
❌

me and @pale ingot
you speak that language the bad guys speak in call of duty right?
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is she serbian?
The humble hag
Gooners

count your fucking days
War thunder
What if he doesn't fuck
he should count his daying fucks
thats like a 90lb girl lmao
im not racist
That's all the justification you need
thankfully my girl weighs 145lbs and can fight me
how much do u weigh
Rookie mistake
like 170-200 idk been a minute
Around half
77kg-90
ok good weight
Fat boy
⚖️ 200.0lb (pounds) is equal to 90.718kg (kilograms)
im chunky
if its half then im 150kgs

aint no way she weighs 145lbs but hates garlic
fatty
The whole Channel is about to break because of you guys
she eats a lot of bread
but shes also 5 foot 9 so she looks really good
thats rich coming from me im 5'7
find a tall gf
kill yourself
how i feel when she wears heels
xal whats ur skin color
174 cm and 150 Kg??? 
ive accepted the fact that im fat
why do u think i like big black women
Dude, you're a boulder
i dont have bumper stickers
people know im pulling up because of the gigantic vomit stain on the driver door
Mobile lootboxes
fuck for all u know this 150kg is all muscle u wouldnt know
but its not
but it could have
soft hands on this one
150 Kg pure muscle wouldn't hang around brainfart. Too busy in the gym
Work?
nah i dont work
@spring quail
is this true?
im in law school
its not that she hates garlic, she has a sensitive stomach, and garlic agitates it
weak sperm?
noob
Ouch same
imagine calling someone else's gf a noob
Only difference is that I like garlic
list all the garlic then
but im right
Almost forgot this gif exists 
ok now do it on the other end
Garlic 2
Garlic 1
it is demonic in nature
Sir this is the meme channel 🤓 🤓
Im starting to think this is where some some people's fetishes came from 
Congrats though
imagine you actually run into the retarded chud that keeps a scar in his car
Whore
Is that not the standard purchase with a 1911
or an m9a3
holy shit is that leon and ada wong from the hit game dead by daylight???
Preferably not while breaking into his car 
I can't believe I fucking typed that
well you're breaking into the car because this idiot is keeping it as a car gun instead of like a cheapo maverick 88
or a psa ar
probably has the bumperstickers to indicate loot
i keep my lil 3" taurus 856 in my car but its in an unassuming adidas bag
Yee, but I bet someone who keeps a fucking Scar in their car... Also carries a big cal. handgun on them.
So if they catch yo ass, they probably just put a hole in you
If you can, sure


