#🎪bruh-fart

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arctic pawn
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its just awful

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literally avoid being raped the game

prisma venture
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yall remember bf6?

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what happend to that dog shit game ?

visual stirrup
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spoilers!

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I'm 20 minutes behind right now

umbral field
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Mewgenics any good?

pale ingot
visual stirrup
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The only place I watch any TV is the gym

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and there are tons of viagra ads

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does that mean that only boomers watch TV now?

high wing
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marathon server slam feb 26th

umbral field
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It's all either medicine or digital casinos

visual stirrup
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gross

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gambling is disgusting

lusty condor
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Made it

umbral field
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Robbing digital casinos on the other hand

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Is a net neutral action

high wing
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this state of play was dogshit

pale ingot
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dbd makes a man miserable and yet it has a hold like a siren call

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cant wait to hop back on the game tomorrow to get shit on by another team of survivors

little mirage
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A father? No it must be a predator

high wing
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iirc its established hes not the father

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he just finds her

fast belfry
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She cheated on me Wahh

little mirage
little mirage
fast belfry
little mirage
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Going to be a bit of time till you move over it. Sorry man. Just make sure you dont attempt to get back with her.

Thats a hole I can tell most to never fall back into

Good luck bro

sacred mountain
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DUDE

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DEATH STRANDING 2 ON PC

high wing
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yep

river zealot
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Nurgle?

fast belfry
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I'mma just go for a drive I don't know what else to do

brave bolt
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hey brainfart i'm looking to start my kpop arc what kpop group should i stan

little mirage
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Big time rush

fresh rose
sacred mountain
pale ingot
fresh rose
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I can schedule my death stranding hardest difficulty playthrough accordingly

sacred mountain
high wing
grave bronze
deft crescent
fallow trellis
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why is that black kid acting like an animal

fast belfry
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That was a nice hour or so drive

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Cleared my head a little

lost epoch
fallow trellis
lost epoch
gleaming grove
primal kiln
lost epoch
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Yeah, indians cook food burning cow shit

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Remember this next time you get "authentic" indian food

arctic pawn
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sonho

gleaming grove
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Bro bagged a baddie

spring quail
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Fellas

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SHE KISSED ME

gleaming grove
spring quail
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The girl I’ve been seeing

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That was the first time we kissed

gleaming grove
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Damn

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Time to delete discord for you

spring quail
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Probably when the id shit happens

gleaming grove
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Stop being a coward

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Get out of here

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Be a man

spring quail
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What kind of man listens to someone else about being a man

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Shut your face

gleaming grove
high wing
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lmaoooooo

toxic sundial
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dance like nobody is watching says the broke stripper

fluid epoch
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I don’t think even an American can comprehend this monstrosity

high wing
icy patrol
spring quail
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Why is there like a pecan log in the middle

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wtf even is that

fast belfry
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Im naming my firstborn weed

little mirage
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Marathon might make it to horizon timeline tho

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Isnt marathon just the finals? Or is this something completely different

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Nvm, looked like the finals

gleaming grove
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Dude didnt download CSS

high wing
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i just dont see marathon going the way of concord

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also for it to count as concord it has to be triple A budget and die less than a week'

arctic pawn
verbal needle
high wing
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demo is gonna be available in like 2 weeks so we will see

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you know what

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fair

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i hope it does well

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cause arc raiders burned me out

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i wanna dedicate to a pvp game and marathon so far is the one that interests me

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youre a good man mr.september

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i dont care what nota says about you

gleaming grove
deep topaz
silent pawn
pale ingot
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ive been praying on his downfall since day 1

stoic girder
silent pawn
dusk meadow
gleaming grove
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You guys are fucking Petard you kno that

stoic girder
spring quail
fast belfry
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I found out my gf of 6 years cheated on me

dusk meadow
fast belfry
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I gave her her shit and kicked her out, went on a drive, came home and got baked
I have no idea how to handle this

spring quail
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whatever you do dont start drinking

fast belfry
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Alcohol is gross

brittle fern
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just stay high and enjoy the silence. Peace is king

fast belfry
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I hate it

dusk meadow
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and yeah, enjoy the silence lmao

mortal canyon
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This your first girl or have you been heartbroken before?

fast belfry
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First relationship ending on a bad note

dusk meadow
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lucky mf

mortal canyon
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I had something similiar happen to me but after less time

mortal canyon
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time and place

fast belfry
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Dude
I bought her a 38 thousand dollar car not even 2 months ago

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Its in her name so I cant do shit about it

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I feel so fucking stupid

dusk meadow
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that takes effort and commitment, not some half-assed interests

fast belfry
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Ive been with 3 other girls since the start of high school, 26 turning 27 soon now, all those either didnt last or ended on a good note.
This is the first relationship that ended poorly, and it was a perfect relationship up till that point

fast belfry
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Never buying something super expensive for a girl in their name ever again

dusk meadow
stoic girder
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You are better without her king.

stoic girder
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Cheating bitch.

pale ingot
dusk meadow
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like I said, it can only get better from here, learn your lessons and move on, don't sit on it like a fucking idiot

pseudo robin
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Wasting time and money on foids moment

stoic girder
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Also gf for 6 years, why not wife?

dusk meadow
dusk raven
mortal canyon
# mortal canyon I had something similiar happen to me but after less time

Heres some advice from my experience it may not be entirely applicable so use what is. You are gonna love her for a while. For a bit she is going to be all you can think about and its going to suck. Try your best to not sink into the despair, stay doing things that bring you joy. Do NOT let your bad experience here dictate future relationships. You have loved so much and been loved in return that can happen again. Its going to hurt a lot for a while and eventually there will come a week were you dont think about her. After that week or so youre gonna think about her and that will suck. As time passes you will think of her less and less but when you do have those days or week long periods of thinking about her ir will hit like a truck. Keep your head up and know it will pass eventually

dusk meadow
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and that's not even bait, that's genuine advice

narrow lotus
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jesus

fast belfry
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I had it all planned man

pseudo robin
upper shore
coarse bear
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Why were you waiting for a special day

stoic girder
fast belfry
narrow lotus
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KekSkew fucking life man

stoic girder
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Don't tell me you bought the ring already.

dusk meadow
fast belfry
coarse bear
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Propose to her in a Wendy's next time

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Over a burger

fast belfry
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Bites down and its a fucking ring

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lmao

mortal canyon
spring quail
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man

dusk meadow
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yeah the first month is always the worst, afterwards you'll barely think about it

mortal canyon
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Time, friends, and pouring yourself into something you genuinely like are the only things that truly help

pale ingot
river zealot
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should have never played tarkov

fast belfry
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I have weed, gym, car, and a house to myself. Good friends too.
I think I'll be fine but this fucking sucks

dusk meadow
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it's the lifestyle change that hurts the most, learn to live with the different state of being and you'll survive through it

stoic girder
narrow lotus
dusk meadow
narrow lotus
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few games can break me now that i have almost 10k in tarkov

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food doesnt taste the same but it is what it is

mortal canyon
narrow lotus
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after tracksuit i lost my sense of smell

coarse bear
stoic girder
fast belfry
dusk meadow
pale ingot
narrow lotus
dusk meadow
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you made a good decision by making her pack her shit and leave

dusk raven
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it's so ass why do people even play it

fast belfry
pale ingot
pale ingot
pale ingot
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retarded

stoic girder
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Yes!

dusk meadow
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dead by daylight was good in the beginning stages, and people still cling onto the nostalgia and gaslight themselves into thinking it's like how it was

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and constantly take the cock and ball torture that comes with it

pale ingot
upper shore
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dead by daylight had a fun idea and then it turned into dog shit. you'd be better off inviting 4 of your friends and playing murderer in gmod

dusk meadow
pale ingot
dusk meadow
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lmao

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no wonder you're playing legion, the worst killer in the game

fast belfry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-478mpkAN2Q On a more positive note, what the fuck happened to gus? He's fat now

we really are in god's country
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dusk meadow
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no

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he's not

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genuinely dogshit killer

pale ingot
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skill issue talking

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theres worse

dusk meadow
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not really

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even trapper is better

coarse bear
narrow lotus
dusk meadow
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trapper at least doesn't require you to hit your ability 4 times before downing someone

fast belfry
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Why don't good people exist anymore

dusk raven
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they do

pale ingot
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idk all my legion games have been 3-4 kills so far but im not high mmr i guess

dusk raven
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you just hear about the shitty ones

coarse bear
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He says, when Eddy Burback is RIGHT THERE

stoic girder
narrow lotus
dusk meadow
narrow lotus
dusk raven
pale ingot
dusk meadow
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you're preying on all the people who saw the stranger things dlc and wanted to goon to vecna or something

stoic girder
fast belfry
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Imma be honest
After I learned about the whole thing I almost went and made a terrible financial decision
Almost went and bought a BMW

dusk meadow
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almost became a white mom

stoic girder
fast belfry
pale ingot
coarse bear
fast belfry
pale ingot
fast belfry
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E90 M3 Manual chefskiss

pale ingot
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but always those first 3

dusk meadow
pale ingot
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dumbass?

dusk meadow
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did they fix that???

pale ingot
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you can look around bro????

dusk meadow
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idk I haven't played dbd in years

spring quail
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Drip dropped

pale ingot
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legion is a decent killer man idk

dusk meadow
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I was a legion main too, my highest ranking killer omegakekw

pale ingot
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u can just turn the ability off and go into a regular chase at any point

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gg

pale ingot
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ur not getting flashlighted as legion is all i know

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unless youre mid pickup but thats all killers innit

fast belfry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v44ad7oBtpg There is nothing better then this, only thing that compares is a C6 Z06 with the LS7

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pale ingot
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no idea if this was around when you were playing but survivors can have a perk that gives them a literal flashbang

dusk meadow
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yeah if they made it so when you cancel their ability you don't get the frustrated grunt shit and getting stun locked for 4 fucking seconds then they might actually be playable

dusk meadow
pale ingot
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they drop it on the ground and a bit later it blows up and instantly blinds

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gg

dusk meadow
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kill all leon mains

fast belfry
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pale ingot
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kill all leons

fast belfry
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Dream car linup is an OBS 7.3 powerstroke, E90 M3 Manual, and a C6 Z06

dusk meadow
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kill the puerto rican bitch too, her perks are extremely broken last I played

coarse bear
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CoP Misery is a fucking blight on this planet

fast belfry
upper shore
pale ingot
spring quail
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like a trillion years ago

pale ingot
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the first time it hits is annoying

stoic girder
pale ingot
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head on is a bitch to bait because they have a deceivingly long range

narrow lotus
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oh shit i gotta go to wokr

fast belfry
pale ingot
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no mither is just a bitch perk because theyre forever 1 tap but they both dont make noise, dont make blood pools and auto revive from dying state after a little bit

spring quail
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getting misery support back then

fast belfry
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DInos are cool

dusk meadow
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yeah eventually you're gonna hit a wall that separates the new/casual player from the hardcore sweats and that's gonna be the point where legion becomes ass

coarse bear
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Misery had support? clueless

spring quail
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yeah it was watching one of those youtube videos with the blue screen and white text

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with 009 sound system

pale ingot
coarse bear
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Close enough

dusk meadow
pale ingot
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also recently got on deathslinger

stoic girder
pale ingot
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he's fun

spring quail
pale ingot
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i like having a gun

spring quail
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"hey guys"

dusk meadow
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deathslinger is respectable

spring quail
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"today ill be showing you how to install stalker misery"

dusk meadow
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(it's not doctor)

pale ingot
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got bubba before deathslinger

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its a miserable experience

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(leatherface)

dusk meadow
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one trick bubbas are a fucking menace

fast belfry
# stoic girder

I would get baked as FUCK in there ngl
Would be fun as hell, its already hot boxed

pale ingot
stoic girder
spring quail
fast belfry
# stoic girder

Have you seen the valorant vs tf2 when your streaming video

dusk meadow
pale ingot
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get run around the entire map on every single pallet dread

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all in all i think most of the skill issue is just me being new to the game tho i dont got the method

fast belfry
deep topaz
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Strange feed today

fast belfry
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I love the n word ❤️

dusk meadow
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they're up there with blight where a good one will absolutely obliterate an entire lobby in 10 minutes

fast belfry
little mirage
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Dont fall down the evil hole mr heart break

dusk meadow
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a good cenobite will do that too, completely fuck a lobby in minutes

pale ingot
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or played against

fast belfry
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I grew up on og black ops and modern warfare
I have heard every slur in the book

deep topaz
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Dude I was rolling like von back in the day with hillbilly and unnerfed deerstalker. I'd have a whole lobby on the ground in 3 minutes flat

dusk meadow
spring quail
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i learned what cum is from a counter strike source death run server

fast belfry
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Not a title I'd want to have ngl

pale ingot
fast belfry
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they tought me how to jerk off in an MW1 lobby

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Not even kidding

pale ingot
little mirage
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Roblox kiddies get groomed. Ogs got sexually harassed

dusk meadow
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hillbilly and bubba are the same kinda killer where a high-skill one will fucking obliterate every lobby, but they take a lot of time and committment to getting right

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and blight

fast belfry
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Who the fuck plays dead by daylight
its the same thing over and over and over and over and over

dusk meadow
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extremely high skill ceiling, there's some nasty shit you can pull with those 3

fast belfry
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Anyway, I'mma go to bed

pale ingot
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hillbilly is fucked to control

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i guess unless youre on a perfect straight path

dusk meadow
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you can get some nasty fucking kills with hillbilly

pale ingot
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I'd imagine

dusk meadow
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hillbilly takes a certain map awareness as well

pale ingot
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2v8 is active rn and i went with my friend on killer queue

dusk meadow
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some maps are really good with him, some of them aren't

pale ingot
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he was on trapper i was playing nurse for literally the first time

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we 8 killed

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nurse is cracked

dusk meadow
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I have literally every respect for nurse players

prisma quartz
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MGS4 is coming to pc officially

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no more rpcs bullshit thank god

dusk raven
dusk meadow
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idk my mains were legion, artist and fucking skull merchant when she dropped (KILL ME PLEASE NEVER PLAY HER)

pale ingot
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i wanted to learn huntress at first but its annoying to aim the hatchets
now deathslinger on the other hand

dusk meadow
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deathslinger is newbie's huntress

spring quail
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peacewalker

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NOW

prisma quartz
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WE STILL HAVE HOPE

spring quail
pale ingot
stoic girder
dusk meadow
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trickster is for cripples with one hand

prisma quartz
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at least bloodborne is way more playable on rpcs3

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mgs4 doesn't get past first mission

pale ingot
spring quail
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rpcs3

prisma quartz
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the other one

stoic girder
prisma quartz
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different letters then 4

spring quail
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the ps4 emulator doesnt workomegakekw

dusk meadow
prisma quartz
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on pc

spring quail
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vomit

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used ps4 is like 50 bucks

prisma quartz
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60 fps patch works really well

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yeah no lmao

dusk meadow
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there's only a few killers more braindead than trickster and it's trapper, doctor and michael

stoic girder
pale ingot
dusk meadow
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they're all 300lb sweats

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all the egirls play the goth witch

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or leon

pale ingot
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what about the feng players.

dusk meadow
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50/50, it's like walking into roblox

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either a pedo or a 12 year old girl

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or someone begging on onlyfans for money

pale ingot
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fair enough

dusk meadow
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feng players are sluts, femboys, or pedos, and there's literally no in between

pseudo robin
pale ingot
pale ingot
dusk meadow
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no all the trans mfs play the witch

drifting mantle
pale ingot
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idk bout sable players

stoic girder
spring quail
dusk meadow
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sable players are trans or egirls, but not the money whore kinds, the extremely gei egirls

pale ingot
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lowk theres a few killers i think i havent seen at ALL like EVER

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or maybe once at best

dusk meadow
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like the twins and hag

pale ingot
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ive seen like one singular clip of twins

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played against hag once

pseudo robin
dusk meadow
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twins got nerfed so hard into the ground it's the equivalent of throwing

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just play knight at that point

pale ingot
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i have a friend whos learning knight

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looks aight (painful)

dusk meadow
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knight isn't actually bad

dusk meadow
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they were op when they came out, and they got nerfed pretty hard afterwards

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but he was still decent last time I played

pale ingot
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he lowkey exclusively plays knight

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i play a bunch of shit

stoic girder
pale ingot
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he got dedication I'll respect it

dusk meadow
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honestly?

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knight isn't a bad onetrick

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it's not some stupid shit like xenomorph

pale ingot
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i do wanna learn bubba if anything

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then huntress or sm

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otherwise not many killers interest me

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deathslinger ig

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myers wouldve been interesting but he's unobtainable now

dusk meadow
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damn really??

pale ingot
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yea no i think the license is gone

dusk meadow
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oh shit right, they had something with copyright didn't they

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same with the stranger things shit if I remember correctly, except they got it back

pale ingot
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his perks are free to everyone now but myers is unplayable unless you already had him

stoic girder
dusk meadow
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if you wanna learn bubba but don't want to dedicate months to mastering him, try oni

pale ingot
high wing
dusk meadow
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oni is pretty similar and his playstyle is pretty smooth

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 gardevoir

A [pokemon] known as a waifu due to its [womanly] [appearance].

A: [Why do] you have a [frikkin] Gardevoir [waifu pillow]?
B: Nani!?

narrow lotus
pale ingot
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uurgg its friday the 13th kill everyone

narrow lotus
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Bruuh

little mirage
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 vaporeon

[The best] [water] type [pokemon].

Hey guys, did [you know that] in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding [versatility], Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.

Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on [prediction] for turns [without] getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of...

dusk raven
spring quail
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p!8ball will iedy ever post an actually good urban dictionary

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Maybe.

high wing
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0whose telling you to look up these things

spring quail
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xalrider

high wing
pale ingot
little mirage
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p!8ball will pokemon fans be casted into eternal hell fire?

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Hell to the no.

pale ingot
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p!8ball goon?

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: There is a good chance.

pale ingot
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NOOO

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bros asking ball

high wing
dusk raven
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new dbz season
goku dyies his hair and gets new pronouns

pale ingot
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i saw that

high wing
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dyies

little mirage
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p!8ball will I beat the wall of flesh?

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Hell, yes.

little mirage
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Lets go

spring quail
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p!8ball will the new dragon ball super anime be good

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Pfft.

prisma quartz
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me entering agartha

dusk raven
spring quail
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yeah fuck dbs

high wing
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hair dye

spring quail
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all my homies hate dbs

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z and gt my goats

dusk raven
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so what's the verb version

spring quail
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"are you going to dye your hair?"
"i am dyeing my hair i cant pick up the phone"

high wing
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goku dyes his hair and gets new pronouns

little mirage
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p!8ball Will bloodborne come out this year on pc?

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: I hope so.

spring quail
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p!8ball will peace walker be included in mgs collection 2

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Hell, yes.

drifting mantle
dusk raven
little mirage
foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Quite likely.

little mirage
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Fuck

fast belfry
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I can normally fall asleep in like 20-30 minutes
This is taking too long

spring quail
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p!8ball will the torment nexus from the hit cautionary tale and sci-fi novel "don't create the torment nexus" finally be created this year

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: There is a small chance.

sacred mirage
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Things would be more interesting if she was real.

little mirage
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p!8ball Am I the ubermenschm

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Maybe.

spring quail
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p!8ball will dry become wet

foggy mantleBOT
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:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?

drifting mantle
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It's called Übermensch

grave bronze
drifting mantle
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With an Üüüü

little mirage
gleaming grove
drifting mantle
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Smh

little mirage
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Ich sprechen ein bisschen deutsch and shit

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Now I am lisan al gaib

grave bronze
spring quail
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mild bobby sauce

little mirage
toxic sundial
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sometimes

drifting mantle
high wing
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du hast

little mirage
stoic girder
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 pit

Part of the drumline in a [marching band].
Not [incompetent] in comparison to those on the field. People with the hardest music. People putting in more hours than are in a week for rehersal. The only ones with the excuse " i havent GOTTEN the music yet " when asked if its memorized beacuse the drumline instructor is still writing it. Part of the band that could march but would rather play insturments that are too large to lift on there own. Carts are used in getting there equitment on the field. Electronics cart requires cords and 1000 extension cords to be plugged in. The closest people [in the band]. The family with the most creepy incest akward disfunctial problems. Those that " have a life " beacuse they call drumline there life. A group that gives up all there time but aproxamently 3 or 4 weeks of the year.

*** : can you hang out today ?
=: umm.. kinda busy unless you wanna hang out at 9 or later
*** : No.. we have school tomorow. [what are you doing] all day?
=
: Drumline.
*** : I didnt know you played drums and stuff
=: I dont play " drums and stuff " im [in the pit] i play 1st Marimba 2nd vibe bells [xylophone] Aux 1 oh and add a cymball roll or 2 to all those parts.
*** : uhh.. okay. your crazy.
=
: yeah. im in drumline.

clear vapor
narrow lotus
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Not me, if i was i wouldnt be here

clear vapor
drifting mantle
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The ability to mute, doesn't make you intelligent

clear vapor
coarse bear
stoic girder
spring quail
clear vapor
little mirage
spring quail
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i think suckerpunching an unknown party would be assault

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idk

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
drifting mantle
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Ha!

spring quail
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dog is klaus schwab

stoic girder
drifting mantle
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Fastest hand in the west

little mirage
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You tried to attack someone, you assaulted them.

You sucker punched a person recording themselves so that Hal could use it as a gif. Thats battery

narrow lotus
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!modassault

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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P!modassault

foggy mantleBOT
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narrow lotus
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pepeStare dwyyyyyyy fixx

high wing
spring quail
high wing
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can we turn that into an iedy command

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but change dumb fuck juice to tarkov

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cause this dumbass never stops playing it

clear vapor
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Iedy isn't a bot already???

narrow lotus
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Keep hating Marathon player

upper shore
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modder mogged

drifting mantle
stoic girder
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Did you know the original Marathon Trilogy is free?

drifting mantle
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Also better gameplay

narrow lotus
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Soon i think in march

little mirage
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More like wokathon

high wing
high wing
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its in march

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march 5th

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but theres a demo coming around the 24th

narrow lotus
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Dogshit game

drifting mantle
high wing
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says the one that gets scammed by a russian constantly by playing it

little mirage
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Not hopeful for optimization though

narrow lotus
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Artstyle looks like vomit of colours

coarse bear
high wing
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can you even see 2feet infront of you in tarkov

foggy mantleBOT
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Tag with the name modassault has been edited.

high wing
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unoptimized fuggin trasssh

coarse bear
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p!modassault

foggy mantleBOT
coarse bear
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There we go

narrow lotus
stoic girder
high wing
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is that all you see as soon as you load in?

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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Godd HowarDD

high wing
sacred mirage
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Codd howard

narrow lotus
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Me : Turns PC on

Gg todd i bought skyrim again on raspberry pi

high wing
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you know that shotgun in tarkov thats got like a little lcd screen

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its on that too

narrow lotus
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My heater screen can run skyrim as well

high wing
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lmao

narrow lotus
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Bethesda thinking they Rockstar by releasing a game every 25 years but its mediocre

sacred mirage
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All banking apps worldwide got hacked today. Any transaction made in the apps get funneled directly to Todd and you get another copy of Skyrim.

high wing
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god damn

sacred mirage
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Farting while he runs. This is why I shit myself before I start running.

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The toddlers had it all figured out man.

narrow lotus
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Tbf marathon runners can experience bowel.movement while running a lot

There was a case where a guy sued a marathon runner for shitting in his garden as he was running by

sacred mirage
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Yeah I would also be pissed if someone shat on my yard

little mirage
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Video of a marathon / olympic runner near the finish line mid diarhea

sacred mirage
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Extra propulsion

little mirage
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Wont waste time looking for it.

sacred mirage
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An illegal technique

little mirage
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Its just there somewhere

coarse bear
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Intense exercise can cause bowel movement, yes

high wing
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dry knows all about it

coarse bear
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There's photos of people clearing the finish line actively painting their legs

narrow lotus
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Everytime dry has to climb the mountain, he drops a fat one in the forest

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Thsts why the land is so fertile for shrooms

high wing
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Marking his territory

coarse bear
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Hell na, either go at home or explode

narrow lotus
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Dry when shroom camping

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Is it still frozen there

dreamy flaxBOT
high wing
sacred mirage
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Farting while running is an excellent defence strategy while fleeing from muggers.

narrow lotus
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You speed up

coarse bear
dreamy flaxBOT
sacred mirage
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However.. because it is considered self defence, that means it is illegal to do in countries that criminalise self defence.

high wing
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oh no the blum house game does the yellow paint bullshit too

narrow lotus
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Jesus

coarse bear
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Considering the recent rains and everything, going mushroom hunting just means slipping and falling into a thorn bush

narrow lotus
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Frozen thorn bush

coarse bear
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Gamers are braindead

high wing
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brother

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there is literally nowhere else for me to go

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i beg i dont need yellow paint for this

coarse bear
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You truly overestimate the average gamer

spring quail
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my favorite part of horizon forbidden west is the button that turns the walls yellow

sacred mirage
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I LOVE USING PAPER STRAWS TO DRINK SLUSHIES!!!!

coarse bear
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YOU might not need it

upper shore
high wing
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if the average gamer is the retard like DSP

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he needs a helmet

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have you seen how he uses utensils

coarse bear
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Funny you mention DSP

upper shore
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yellow paint man can never catch me

high wing
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yes i know they base it off on dsp

sacred mirage
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Who is DSP again?

coarse bear
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He's THE consideration for this design philosophy

high wing
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he is many things i want to call him

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but i cannot say

high wing
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the guy that jacked off on live cam

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without realizing

sacred mirage
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Ah yes.

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I remember

high wing
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i want to like romeo is a deadman

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but the gameplay is so fucking wonky

coarse bear
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Also couldn't figure out crouch jumping

high wing
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you will get free hits for absolute bullshit

coarse bear
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I mean
It's a Suda51 game?

high wing
coarse bear
high wing
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are you talking about cuphead

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or another game

sacred mirage
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Cup head tutorial area

high wing
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cause the one that got mainly bullied was a gaming journalist

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that was a gaming journa

coarse bear
high wing
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yeah thats half life

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im talking about cuppaheado

coarse bear
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Cuphead journalist clip is actually unfair to the guy

sacred mirage
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It took less time for a pigeon to solve a puzzle than it did for that retard to complete the cuphead tutorial.

coarse bear
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It was a "we let our least skilled guy play the game and he sucked, but he had fun"

high wing
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what about a goldfish beating darksouls

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iirc

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BRUH

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THE PAINT IS FUCKING EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEE

coarse bear
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Undeserved insults and hate kekl

high wing
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I CANT EVEN GO BACK CRAWLING WHY DO I NEEEED THIS

sacred mirage
coarse bear
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Doesn't matter, does it

sacred mirage
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I hate game journalism

coarse bear
sacred mirage
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Those people are cunts

coarse bear
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Why do you engage with it then

little mirage
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Game journalism sucks when its about vanity and performance like they did with fallout 4

sacred mirage
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Sometimes it just pops up in conversation in discord every now and then.

little mirage
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All about the intro and soy pogging

coarse bear
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"Sounds like you're feeding your children to the wolves"

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Only game journalism I've interacted with in the last.. 10 years?
Is the Yakuza Kiwami 3 nonsense

sacred mirage
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Whenever I see or have a conversation about game journalism, it's usually shit like this.

pseudo robin
spring quail
sacred mirage
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Either some self entitled fuckwit saying dumb shit because he is a "journalist" or someone who can't even complete a fucking tutorial

sacred mirage
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It has been replaced by another one but it's much lower quality.

pseudo robin
sacred mirage
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I haven't talked about game journalism for over 5 years

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I don't go looking for this crap

coarse bear
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Yet it still bothers you this immensely shrug
Iunno

pseudo robin
silent pawn
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Game journos are trolls, just ignore them and they have no power

dusk raven
coarse bear
high wing
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bro

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how old is this game

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WHY CAN YOU NOT AIM DOWN SIGHTS

pale ingot
dusk raven
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what game

high wing
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crisol: theater of idols

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that blumhouse game

dusk raven
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cortisol game

pale ingot
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bumhouse

dusk raven
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i dare you

high wing
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yes but that works

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this doesnt

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youre not fast paced in this game

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its slow

lusty hazel
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wake up 9 am, -11f outside (-24c)

dusk raven
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are you unaccurate

high wing
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its 2026 AIM DOWN THE SIGHTS

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doom doesnt need it cause hes cool

dusk raven
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looks close quarters

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reload animations are pretty cool tho

high wing
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your health is your ammo

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yeah im bored

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uninstalling

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feels like it wants to be bioshock

drifting mantle
high wing
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one of the reviews says it best at least for me

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"i put 30 mins into the game I couldnt get further than that due to how bad it felt. The ONLY good part of this game is the atmosphere. The dialogue feels rushed, poorly written, and acted poorly. There's no explanation, no good hook to draw you in. Your just thrown into a dude named Gabriel. your on an island, your a captain, and your headed for a cathedral. Thats it, thats all the context you get. Your powers arent explained, theres no general goal or purpose to your journey other than "Go Here". The gunplay and movement feels like this game was originally designed for VR then got switched due to scope. The first few enemies you encounter feel pretty odd to face and kill. it all just feels off. I feel like I just experienced a short fever dream of a game."

lusty hazel
high wing
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wait a minute

naive bison
# pseudo robin <@1463364410939805864>
AA

Find the original video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

The assassin stands at the door behind his victim, his gun fully loaded and cocked back. As he steps forward, the spurs of his boots rattle against the floor, drawing all eyes towards him. As his gaze shifts towards each of their tired eyes, he's taken aback by their simi...

▶ Play video
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@narrow lotus @river zealot wake up, grab coffee, open youtube

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"Why do so many muslim men marry their cousins?"

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i know what im watching

spring quail
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why cant you be normal

dusk raven
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his mission is to live in misery

naive bison
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im not married

pale ingot
narrow lotus
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Cryon and sween core

naive bison
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"excuse me, got a dollar?"
"Get a job - speakbigtrouble "

vast wren
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allo

spring quail
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oh boy the gang's all here

spring quail
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me n my girl

pale ingot
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whore @spring quail

vast wren
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I forgot the name of that cat

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what was it again

spring quail
naive bison
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bacon and eggs goated breakfast

spring quail
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this is your song for the day

naive bison
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not clicking that

spring quail
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dude just says francis baconegg with a smooth jazz backdrop for 3 minutes

narrow lotus
spring quail
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worst song on the album

high wing
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imma play a peak game

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lost planet

naive bison
# narrow lotus

Big J on the other side of the planet after learning people found out he aint dead

spring quail
high wing
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no thanks

spring quail
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i currently hate my life because of it

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i have to beat them all on hard

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there's no movement tech

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90% of the enemies are faster than you

spring quail
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the other 10% just oneshot you or are hilariously annoying

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 umamusume

It’s an anime series/Game taking references to irl Japanese racing horses such as Special Week, Slience Suzuka,Rice Shower and Gold Ship
The Anime have 2 seasons and 1 OVA
( at the moment I write this shit)
Umamusume is one of the games that have huge marketing in Japan, collecting over 10B of Japanese Yen in Different server (Japan,Korean and Taiwan)

The Anime series is good and [for the love] of god if you want to [piss yourself], DONT FUCKING [PLAY THE GAME], ITS A PURE PAIN

Hey [dude what] game you in?

Dude with heavy eyes bags, who haven’t slept [for days]: [oh yeah] I was just playing umamusume wanna come?

spring quail
pseudo robin
deep topaz
spring quail
deep topaz
narrow lotus
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Good

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Internet mommy knows her facts

spring quail
high wing
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?????

naive bison
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HE'S GONNA SUCK MY FEET AND DIRECT A MOVIE NOOOOOOOO

high wing
fallow trellis
jovial haven
spring quail
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no dont bump the shitty discussion

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stop

jovial haven
spring quail
drifting mantle
drifting mantle
spring quail
smoky frost
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War thunder

primal kayak
spring quail
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he should count his daying fucks

fallow trellis
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tf did homeboy go

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dissapeared in 1 frame

spring quail
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thats like a 90lb girl lmao

fallow trellis
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oh

fallow trellis
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im not racist

drifting mantle
spring quail
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thankfully my girl weighs 145lbs and can fight me

fallow trellis
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how much do u weigh

drifting mantle
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Rookie mistake

spring quail
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like 170-200 idk been a minute

fallow trellis
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whats that in kg

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90?

drifting mantle
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Around half

spring quail
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77kg-90

fallow trellis
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ok good weight

drifting mantle
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Fat boy

dreamy flaxBOT
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⚖️ 200.0lb (pounds) is equal to 90.718kg (kilograms)

spring quail
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im chunky

fallow trellis
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if its half then im 150kgs

drifting mantle
spring quail
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for the last 7 years i was 135lbs @ 5 foot 9 inches

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FINALLY i can jiggle again

narrow sorrel
pale ingot
drifting mantle
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The whole Channel is about to break because of you guys

spring quail
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but shes also 5 foot 9 so she looks really good

flint bay
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Im 5'7 what should I do?

spring quail
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find a tall gfclueless

naive bison
spring quail
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how i feel when she wears heels

fallow trellis
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xal whats ur skin color

drifting mantle
flint bay
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Not yet, my pet needs me

fallow trellis
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why do u think i like big black women

drifting mantle
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Dude, you're a boulder

coarse bear
spring quail
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i dont have bumper stickers

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people know im pulling up because of the gigantic vomit stain on the driver door

drifting mantle
fallow trellis
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fuck for all u know this 150kg is all muscle u wouldnt know

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but its not

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but it could have

pale ingot
drifting mantle
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150 Kg pure muscle wouldn't hang around brainfart. Too busy in the gym

fallow trellis
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my hands are actually callous

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not from deadlifts

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cuz i peel them off

flint bay
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Work?

fallow trellis
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nah i dont work

visual stirrup
pale ingot
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dumpster diving

fallow trellis
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im in law school

spring quail
fallow trellis
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weak sperm?

spring quail
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imagine calling someone else's gf a noob

primal kayak
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Only difference is that I like garlic

fallow trellis
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list all the garlic then

pale ingot
primal kayak
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Garlic 1

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Garlic 2

primal kayak
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Almost forgot this gif exists pepew

fallow trellis
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ok now do it on the other end

primal kayak
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Garlic 2
Garlic 1

fallow trellis
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what the fuck

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i shouldnt have asked

spring quail
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fucking retard

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im wariomaxxing irl

smoky frost
flint bay
smoky frost
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Congrats though

spring quail
pale ingot
coarse bear
spring quail
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or an m9a3

dusk meadow
drifting mantle
dusk meadow
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I can't believe I fucking typed that

spring quail
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or a psa ar

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probably has the bumperstickers to indicate loot

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i keep my lil 3" taurus 856 in my car but its in an unassuming adidas bag

drifting mantle
spring quail
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use their own gun against them

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retard dies a retarded death

drifting mantle
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If you can, sure