🎪bruh-fart

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-meme-gif-26903765

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-cat-reversed-gif-16747359482824525043

[primal kayak]

Also

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jockey-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-zombie-chicken-gif-7732140811947937151

Idk where retards got that baby zombies ride baby chicken

I'm seeing my facebook filled with it

[solar breach]

do you know WHY 69 was funny

because its a sex position

67 is nothing

just dust scattered on the wind

[drifting mantle]

Who's the top left and right guy?

[sacred mountain]

https://fixupx.com/TheInternetFish/status/2018518302348452141

The Internet Fish (@TheInternetFish)

2 sticks of ram costs $900 because of ts btw

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FixupX · Feb 3, 2026, 2:54 AM

[thick geyser]

Because 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

[fast belfry]

I hate the stupid Agartha guy

[drifting mantle]

It's okay for the first attempt, but I think there is definitely room for improvement

[drifting mantle]

gotta be more specific man

[fast belfry]

This cunt

[drifting mantle]

The Pharao

He always cracks me up

[fast belfry]

Wait is Yakub supposed to be KSI

I am so fucking high rn'

[drifting mantle]

Yakub is Yakub

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-pharaoh-brainrot-egypt-monster-energy-gif-2877011004254854012

[visual stirrup]

2nd time seeing this

[visual stirrup]

only got it just now

[lusty hazel]

the pharao but he's retarded

[visual stirrup]

"It's over. He knows."

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-bay-harbor-butcher-it's-over-dexter-meme-gif-7815920268234567353

[drifting mantle]

[lusty hazel]

dexters autistic smile

[drifting mantle]

@dusk raven

[dusk raven]

[visual stirrup]

and I saw this one a dozen times before I got it

the joke is NTR

[violet breach]

Top right is Ronnie mcnutt and the left I lowkey forgot but he was basically an incel that killed somebody and then himself

[visual stirrup]

the joke will always be NTR

[lusty hazel]

elliot rodgers

[drifting mantle]

Based

[violet breach]

Yah yah

[dusk raven]

[dusk raven]

chud prime

the primordial incel

[violet breach]

Yeah that video was fucked.

“Hey guys guess that’s it”

Sad

That’s shits crazy to me, sometimes people survive that and they just live without a front of the skull

Yeah and just blow thier face off

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/brutal-metal-metalocalypse-dethklok-nathan-gif-9219183

[violet breach]

It’s a shame that people give up on life like that. I just wish more people would realize that is the most selfish thing you could ever do

[upper shore]

gotta love the wet dripping of liquid brain too

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired-gif-14029153

[drifting mantle]

I saw the Resident Evil 1 Intro cut-scene at the age of 4
I was getting scared at a very early age

[violet breach]

Yeah a blast like that the pressure waves alone would probably liquidate solids

[dusk raven]

the worst part of that is iirc his mom and sister were on call

[drifting mantle]

Bing told me the lethality with a shotgun is 99% (when you look up how to off yourself)

[upper shore]

if you ain't got anyone depending on you, and no one is left alive that cares, is it still selfish?

[dusk raven]

she broke with him which lead to that

[drifting mantle]

[fast belfry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Ronnie_McNutt

[violet breach]

Yeah I think so life is sacred and should be treated as such. Even if no one is close with you alls it does is a ripple effect of sadness. Strangers still have feeling for other people.

[upper shore]

google: suicide hotline
bing: suicide hotline 🇨🇦

[slender rock]

Mcnutt method RIP

That was sad tho

The poor doggo

[verbal needle]

I have the whole video

[slender rock]

😔

[drifting mantle]

Damn, my guy had no chills

[fast belfry]

Same

[verbal needle]

I remember watching it live

[slender rock]

The doggo was confused

[fast belfry]

Same

[slender rock]

Poor lil fella

[fast belfry]

Poor dog

[verbal needle]

There was a cat

[upper shore]

it has a fucking theme song. funky town level shit

[fast belfry]

I felt bad for the dog

[drifting mantle]

I never saw it (thank god)

[slender rock]

Was therem

Oh shit never seen the cat

[slender rock]

Yeah

[fast belfry]

Funky Town while the cartel cuts a dude into 10000 peices and caves his face in while hes still awake and alive

[slender rock]

Yeah probably don't ever

[fast belfry]

I have that shit vivid in my head

[upper shore]

brazilian cartels like to chop your arms off and beat you with it. brazilian police at least will just plug you.

[drifting mantle]

I'm past that age, that I wanna look up shit like this

[violet breach]

And the police coming in minutes later I think was the most sad part. Not saying it was in their power but they could have gotten there sooner and things could have been different. Who knows that dude could have been a top streamer or something.

[fast belfry]

I saw a video of an older indian guy tripping over a rotting cow, and getting his head poped by a truck

[slender rock]

Yeah it's not great to subject ones self to these videos not because of the gore but because enough times you'll feel nothing

[drifting mantle]

The Epstein stuff is bad enough already atm

[slender rock]

Once that happens you'll be numb to it all

Yeah repeated exposure eventually it fades into the background

[fast belfry]

Ive watched a dude die in real life. Not fun.

[upper shore]

there was two dude ls who slept under a semi truck (why???) and then the 1st dude woke up, started the engine and drove over 2nd dude's head

[fast belfry]

Like, not peacefully in the hospital either, I literally watched a dude get shot several times in the street while in LA

[slender rock]

I get it, that yeah don't forget the shit exists but one doesn't need to be repeatedly expose to it

[drifting mantle]

Psychology says, that watching videos about bad events actually has a similar impact on your psyche, as if you were really there

[slender rock]

Yeah, its smell of blood isn't there

[verbal needle]

The inside of people heads stink

[slender rock]

Yeah know of it but don't drown in it

[fast belfry]

I think everyone knows what blood smells like

[sacred mountain]

Is it that time of brainfart

[slender rock]

Not the kind of blood i am referring to

Tom said it

[drifting mantle]

Always is something in here

[fast belfry]

ive seen videos of dudes hopped up on drugs to keep em awake get shoved into industrial rollers.
Humans are evil

[verbal needle]

Oh I'm being literal

[upper shore]

human corpses are terrifying. saw a fresh one up close. feels like it could jump up if it has minimal damage. more damaged/rotted bodies are more of a, idk, existensial fear. one day i will rot like that too

[verbal needle]

It smells really bad

[slender rock]

I know mf

I know that you know that i know ya know?

[verbal needle]

I'm a combat vet and I've used grenades to kill and the smell of sulfur and burnt brain matter is nasty

[drifting mantle]

That's why I think, it's actually a good thing to portray how it is... Like your lung collapsing if you get hit in that organ...

[fast belfry]

I used to live in a bad area, I've seen alot of shit. I genuinely dont know why people think living in "hoods" and bad areas are cool.

[storm stream]

Borka?

[solar breach]

i have a zippo lighter i click on my desk and ive opened and closed it so much the spring on the clicker piece is already wearing out, its like 3 months old

[upper shore]

some people think atrocities make you cool

[drifting mantle]

It isn't seen as "cool" anymore, at least not by normal people I would say
Things changed from my observation

[dusk raven]

nah
just look at cagtards

[violet breach]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-21374085

[dusk raven]

they will unironically fight and die for satanic child rapists to look cool

[drifting mantle]

[fast belfry]

Rap has 100% died down quite a bit. Rap hyped up drugs and violence to teenagers these days. Its disgusting.

Old rap was so much better

Gangsters trying to be rappers, not rappers trying to be gangster

[drifting mantle]

Now we have Phonk

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-joker-respect-moment-phonk-edit-gif-6517909916720364824

[dusk raven]

that shit didn't even last 2 years man

at least it was cool around 2021

[drifting mantle]

I still listen to it

[dusk raven]

then tiktok kids ruined it

[drifting mantle]

I think it's great

[upper shore]

"hood is cool" people shall be sentenced to 25 listenings of Immortal Technique - Deal With The Devil

[fast belfry]

Lmao

[dusk raven]

brazillian funk and it's consequences

[dusk raven]

if you know where to look ig
most of it is just ass

[fast belfry]

Brazillian funk sounds like a sex position, or a weed strain

[drifting mantle]

Spotify banned most songs in my region, because the artist is from russia

[dusk raven]

it's basically a genre of music
some artist accidentally called it phonk and kinda killed the genre lmao

he did apologize tho

[slender rock]

Phony funk

Phonk

[fast belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0X4eovrzXxU?si=x8X7n0t0A1m5HR3G Coyote swapped Fox is a cool idea

I prefer the carbureted Windsor however

[fast belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEY3AchBLbs After the chat shit and whatnot too btw

[fast belfry]

Band name

[dusk raven]

wait is this real ??

[slender rock]

Yes

[dusk raven]

i thought it was a meme bro 😭

[slender rock]

Nope

[dusk raven]

until i clicked and saw charlie

[slender rock]

Human trafficking Roblox

[deep topaz]

Does tsunade canonically have huge tits or is it cope from Narutards

[dusk raven]

?

[fast belfry]

Surprise Butt Sex
The less unhinged version of OCD

[slender rock]

Big tits

For the ara ara dommy mommy genre. Its cannon because japan secretly obsesses on the western body type

[fast belfry]

I am willing to bet $5000 that Roblox CEO is both on the Epstein list and an active pedo

[slender rock]

No doubt

[drifting mantle]

Well... What's his name, I can tell you if he is

[visual stirrup]

ancient meme

[slender rock]

Im old

[dusk raven]

that's a cold take at this point

[fast belfry]

I feel like it has been a cold take for years

[slender rock]

Cold but valid, bitch

[fast belfry]

Roblox has literally always had this issue

[visual stirrup]

shut the fuck up

you're younger than me

[slender rock]

How much younger

[fast belfry]

I wouldnt ever let my kids play roblox

[drifting mantle]

He's a pedo, no doubt
Just don't know if he's on the list

[visual stirrup]

I don't want to say

you're 27-ish, right?

[fast belfry]

I'm old at age 26

[drifting mantle]

Maybe he's just anoter elon... Not cool enough for the club

[slender rock]

30

About to be 31 in a few weeks

[drifting mantle]

unc

[slender rock]

I remember 9-11

[fast belfry]

I turn 27 on the 18th

[slender rock]

I watched it on tv

[visual stirrup]

well, I am younger than you

and I have dementia, I guess

[slender rock]

One of my moms coworkers came over to have us turn on the news channel on

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmXq0Krhmsg

you will live in the pod

[visual stirrup]

channel didn't matter

[slender rock]

Nah just forgetful

[slender rock]

Well

[drifting mantle]

[dusk raven]

[fast belfry]

Preds really got an Age selector with the new update

[drifting mantle]

Chuds are in the Epstein Files

[stoic girder]

Trump has lost the Mandate of Heaven, it's so over.

[fast belfry]

I love this

[drifting mantle]

He's not wrong

[stoic girder]

Giving political power to a bunch of people (eunuchs) who have no skin in the game (progeny) must have been the most retarded shit.

[drifting mantle]

Is it? I mean... It worked for a long time lmao

[visual stirrup]

it worked for a long time

[drifting mantle]

And many empires did it

[visual stirrup]

it was desirable because eunuchs wouldn't have families and engage in nepotism

[stoic girder]

They were constantly collapsing.

[drifting mantle]

Talking like they only survived for a few decades max

[visual stirrup]

but they built their own corruption networks independent of family

[stoic girder]

100 million dead. Decisive Tang Victory.

[visual stirrup]

how long did the average european state last?

[drifting mantle]

The clanker said this:
Success of Empires Utilizing Eunuchs

Eunuchs played significant roles in various empires throughout history, often contributing to their success in governance and military affairs. Their unique status allowed them to navigate complex political landscapes effectively.
Political Influence

Byzantine Empire: Eunuchs were crucial courtiers, trusted by emperors due to their lack of familial ties and ambition for power. They controlled state administration and held significant influence over political decisions.

Ottoman Empire: The Chief Eunuch of the Imperial Harem held substantial power, overseeing the harem and influencing the sultan's decisions. Eunuchs were integral to maintaining the sultan's authority and managing court politics.

Military Contributions

Byzantine Military: Eunuchs often rose to high military ranks. For instance, Narses, a eunuch general, achieved notable victories against the Ostrogoths, demonstrating that eunuchs could lead effectively in warfare. Their loyalty was valued, as they were seen as less likely to pursue personal power.

Chinese Dynasties: Eunuchs like Zheng He led significant naval expeditions, enhancing China's diplomatic reach. Their roles in military and exploration efforts contributed to the empire's influence.

Social Stability

Eunuchs were perceived as less threatening due to their inability to establish dynasties. This perception fostered trust among rulers, allowing eunuchs to serve in sensitive positions without the fear of them creating rival factions.
Conclusion

Empires that employed eunuchs often experienced enhanced political stability and military success. Their unique position allowed them to wield power effectively while maintaining loyalty to their rulers, contributing to the overall strength and longevity of these empires.

[narrow sorrel]

conclusion is dubious

fucking clankers

what was your prompt?

[drifting mantle]

how successful were empires that used Eunuchs

[stoic girder]

More than fucking 4 years.

[narrow sorrel]

There's no comparison to empires to that didnt use eunuchs

what's the baseline?

[visual stirrup]

is 4 years the chinese average?

[gleaming grove]

"Iedy Tarkov posting" ahh type

[visual stirrup]

a-ver-age

[drifting mantle]

don*t know

[narrow sorrel]

open the pod bay doors HAL

[visual stirrup]

rather, average for the ones that were using eunuchs

and to be clear

[narrow sorrel]

4 years for eunuch users?

but they all fucking had eunuchs

[visual stirrup]

the practice of castrating kids is barbaric

castrating anybody, really

[visual stirrup]

that is what is in contention

[narrow sorrel]

oh you mean average age of castration?

[visual stirrup]

I am asking

please

just

scroll up to read

I dont even really want to continue this conversation

[storm stream]

Flop is one of them

[stoic girder]

0–15 years of relative internal/external calm on average, at least in China.

[visual stirrup]

okay

[narrow sorrel]

Literally (almost) all Chinese state dynasties had eunuchs, though their actual political power waxed and waned

[stoic girder]

Only time they had a lasting peace was 1660s–1790s when they limited the power of eunuchs.

[visual stirrup]

I'm not aware of any widespread use of eunuchs in europe

the only thing that comes to mind is them castrating choir boys to "preserve their angelic voices"

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8LtS5z1C4Q

[deep topaz]

Woman at owl exhibit

[spring quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

we're going to kill you

[visual stirrup]

me, five seconds ago

[narrow sorrel]

we are committed now

crashing this circus with no survivors

[fast belfry]

Thought it was a giant blunt

I was gonna ask you to share

[narrow sorrel]

wtf are them nails?

[narrow sorrel]

schleppa ruined it nvm

[fast belfry]

Wierd ass person nails

we all know women dont exist

[visual stirrup]

-impractical
-time consuming & difficult
-unattractive

[fast belfry]

Women thinggs

[visual stirrup]

I don't like it when somebody is more than one of those things

lazily going to the store in your frumpy pajamas?

👍

spending a lot of time on your appearance to be attractive?

[fast belfry]

I dont like seeing people in pajamas in public. I would feel nasty in that. I cant help but think you slept in them

[dusk raven]

to "stand out" and be quirky ig

[visual stirrup]

wearing ugly clothes with pockets?

[upper shore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077459634127913040/1248423439740567592/women.jpg?ex=6983322e&is=6981e0ae&hm=7d1ac395a684fc2a94e93fedab4ee57b95c34928e875c6ba71d9e243e5629a10&

[solar breach]

i dont give a flying fuck about the woman

why didnt you post just the owls

[visual stirrup]

those cuffs are pretty weird too

[fast belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coKPcj4xNNA

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laugh-funny-hilarious-drunk-gif-9612213

[visual stirrup]

going for that JRPG character maximalist look

[fast belfry]

Fashion is dead
Go outside naked

[visual stirrup]

I live near a school

so

that'll be a hard pass

[fast belfry]

Jokes aside
Going in public naked, I automatically assume you are a pedo.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1445594265798443028/ezgif.com-optimize-1.gif

[spring quail]

dinner is served

[drifting mantle]

Where is the butter?

I had bread with butter, Salmon, pepper and salt

[dusk raven]

steamed veggies and boiled eggs

[drifting mantle]

What about steamed hams?

[dusk raven]

idk the meme so insert line from that

[dusk raven]

aurora borealis ?

[narrow sorrel]

what is on the right?

[solar breach]

yeah

[spring quail]

almond butter flavor protein biscuit

[narrow sorrel]

yum

[spring quail]

they're crack

[visual stirrup]

boy dinner

[spring quail]

I had two microwave burritos and a 20g protein yogurt drink earlier

[visual stirrup]

did those burritos have beans?

[spring quail]

Yes

[visual stirrup]

good

[narrow sorrel]

Bro really is dr>gaz

[visual stirrup]

if you're taking in more protein, you need more fiber

beans are a great and cheap source of protein and fiber

slept on food

I cook them in broth

and I save the broth for other dishes

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-i'm-him-i-been-him-i-will-continue-to-be-him-gif-11190399534092412874

[fast belfry]

I had flame cooked Beddar Cheddars, chips, and a cup of milk

[visual stirrup]

I had winter salad

I made it for the first time in years just a few days ago

[fast belfry]

Russian spy

[fast belfry]

p!ifunny

[foggy mantle]

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[fast belfry]

bruh

[visual stirrup]

"10 tons devoured, and just as much is on the way."

[spring quail]

Is it really that good

I saved a recipe or two for it

[fast belfry]

I doubt it

It looks like school food

[visual stirrup]

it is a comfort food for russians, and other eastern europeans eat it as well

[spring quail]

I mean the ingredients list sounds divine

[visual stirrup]

there are loads of russian memes about being able to eat tons of it
and almost as many about being forced to eat the leftovers after the new year

[fast belfry]

Eastern Europe isnt real

[visual stirrup]

I can't find it right now
but there's a great meme about getting some Olivier at a russian deli

"Can I have 500g of Olivier?"
"Sure." (loads some into a container) "The scale reads 16 tons. Is that alright?"
"Acceptable."

[spring quail]

“Acceptable”

Like he wouldn’t mind more

[narrow sorrel]

salad olivier?

What items do you put in yours

[visual stirrup]

my family recipe is
-bologna
-eggs
-potatos
-pickles
-peas

but for this batch, I added carrots and onions as well

I understand that they're part of the "normal" recipe

I likewise recently found out that my family's stewed cabbage recipe is nothing like the normal recipe

I can understand why Busy doesn't like it if this is how it normally looks

[narrow sorrel]

looks like kimchi

[visual stirrup]

"nothing like" is a bit of an exaggeration

but I've never thought to add tomato paste, flour, or sugar to mine

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-gif-26734328

[visual stirrup]

@spring quail
I boiled the carrots, potatos, and eggs in the same pot for fifteen minutes

fifteen minutes after it starts to boil

just make sure you wash them all well

especially the eggs

it turned out well for me

[spring quail]

then you just make canned peas on a stove, i guess dill pickle, chop it all up and stir in mayo?

+ham/bologna

[visual stirrup]

you just pour the water out of the can

no need to cook the peas

the dish is eaten cold

[spring quail]

baby write this down

take a little note

[visual stirrup]

people cut the ingredients different sizes

but I put them all through the dicer and make them the same size

[spring quail]

i figured i could use a slap chop or something like that

[visual stirrup]

yes, exactly

anything that looks like this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Multifunctional-Mandoline-Slicer-Vegetable-Machine/dp/B0C88J6HZW

I think this is what I have

large volume container is useful

because you're gonna chop a lot

[spring quail]

https://www.amazon.com/Mueller-Austria-Vegetable-Chopper-Mandoline/dp/B08N9Q24M9

[visual stirrup]

some recipes call for frozen peas
obviously, if you're using frozen peas, you're gonna need to cook them

I've never had it with frozen peas or fresh peas

only canned peas

so I can't tell you if it's actually worth the hassle

[spring quail]

im a canned good god so ill use that

i fucking love canned goods

[upper shore]

are you a stalker in the zone

[spring quail]

no im an american saving money on food so i can buy cool gadgets and shit i dont need

[grave bronze]

I need to try and convince my arma unit to try a half life op god please

[spring quail]

show them this

[upper shore]

i guess you should just forget about freeman

[verbal needle]

I saw this now yall do too

[primal rapids]

Halfway through my long day at the long day factory

[verbal needle]

How long

[primal rapids]

Ten and a half hours, from 4PM to 2:30AM

[verbal needle]

12 hour shifts suck

I used to work 6pm to 6am

[primal rapids]

Thankfully I have 3 days off each week

[toxic sundial]

black diamond slopes all day mfers

breaking highway speed limits

[spring quail]

speak english

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-skiing-doge-gif-24439235

[toxic sundial]

90 meters in about 20 seconds

[thick geyser]

I’ve been feeding the crows

[narrow sorrel]

what kind of beer is it?

inb4 lager

inb4 ipa

[narrow sorrel]

it's

okay

Thanks gaz

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-moana-youre-welcome-maui-dance-gif-15810606

[toxic sundial]

3$ margarita night

I have been skiing for 9 hours I will be drinking 9 margaritas in the next hour

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-crocchè-pizza-napoletana-napoli-foodporn-gif-20129292

margherita pizza

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/mojito-cocktail-gif-21009823

fuck Italia long live espanol

[spring quail]

ill fuck you up

[verbal needle]

Where the marinara

[spring quail]

unseen sauce cup hidden behind the camera

[spring quail]

thats what im gonna do to you but with a fork

[toxic sundial]

yeah tell me all about what you're going to do to me

[fallow trellis]

p!funny

[fast belfry]

Hard images

[fast belfry]

p!ifunny

[foggy mantle]

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[fallow trellis]

oh ifunny

[fast belfry]

Newbies in the picture

[toxic sundial]

the FBI is entirely taken over at this point. Genuinely the entire agency needs to be cleaned out

like idk how they recover from complete political capture like this

[stoic girder]

If they could get just 5 or 10 of them, I bet enough dead man's switches would go off to fuck the rest.

[toxic sundial]

there is no getting anyone

director lied on the stand about shit

like I said

idk how this gets fixed

well I do know how but uh

[narrow sorrel]

and DHS?

[toxic sundial]

it's bad

it's real bad

it's gonna take decades to fix this shit if it even can be fixed

[lapis zinc]

acting like it hasn't been bad since its creation. wonder what that J. Edgar Hoover fellow was doing?

[toxic sundial]

[lapis zinc]

sure hope he didn't write threatening letters to people and then they die mysteriously

[toxic sundial]

awesome to think no one got punished for that and no meaningful changes have been made to prevent it from happening again

that's the worst part of it

oh bad guy did bad thing yeah but at least they got punished right?

At least we won't let it happen again right?

[lapis zinc]

yeah, it's because they made mob justice illegal

[toxic sundial]

dude I'm thinking

[deep topaz]

It's on sight

[narrow sorrel]

punished for what

mailing anthrax?

[deep topaz]

Is this bad I don't know balkan

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-patapon-gif-27450335

https://tenor.com/view/patapon-get-fake-loser-gif-27450334

https://tenor.com/view/hero-dancing-patapon-patapon2-gif-27609502

https://tenor.com/view/babyrage-yaripon-patapon-gif-27310030

[umbral field]

Patapon?

[little mirage]

No thats Universal Studio minions

[naive jacinth]

https://fixupx.com/Mericamemed/status/2018761408327160183?s=20

MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed)

Imagine it's 1986 Chernobyl, you are doing your 2 minute shifts by throwing graphite from the top of the roof, and your buddy is like:

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[narrow lotus]

[deep topaz]

Pata pata pata pon

[fast belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335450956405669995/1468464076740104316/aeggroll.gif

[fast belfry]

This CANNOT be a real location

[spring quail]

didnt you say this yesterday

[fast belfry]

Yes

[spring quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[fast belfry]

You are an AI

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-ugly-teamfortress2-tf2-engineer-sniper-gif-8299743

[fast belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QerGXV4tSFE

Can we reset humanity

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3qSDU6RN3c

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989

[narrow lotus]

@fossil swan scoala ba ca tb sa pleci

[naive bison]

"I hate Epstein"
TRANSLATING...
🔃
TRANSLATING...
🔃
"I was not invited to the island"

[narrow lotus]

americans have some meme names on their cities

[naive bison]

anyone's zero waste journey would start and end here

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[narrow lotus]

tbf we have it as well , Slobozia = Cumville

[fast belfry]

I love old shitbox fords

What I'm sayin

[spring quail]

slobbin

[fast belfry]

slob on zia

[narrow lotus]

:))))) ba cum plm sa avem un sat pe nume Fututa

:)))))))))))

[fast belfry]

She slob my on till I zia

[narrow lotus]

Sculeni - Iasi

[fast belfry]

Albania

[narrow lotus]

Dovada ca Romanii respecta femeile - numim sate si orase dp ele

[fast belfry]

KURWA

[narrow lotus]

[fast belfry]

Bober Kurwa

[eager igloo]

Yooo patapon

[naive bison]

what if it was freaky and instead called plapaton

[narrow lotus]

[fallow trellis]

wow that looks like a depressing place to live

[spring quail]

turn the sun back on

[fallow trellis]

i forgot to put spoilers

[solar breach]

Went to see iron lung

Markiplier shirtless

Very

For such a small team the VFX was good

There was one shot i won't spoil but it was fantastic

[fossil swan]

dece drq in rahova

free for all zone

[solar breach]

They also expanded on the game, a lot

[fossil swan]

sunt la scoala deja

am uitat ca incep la 8 plm stau ca handicapatu in clasa

mam dus la lidl si am alunecat

[solar breach]

Unironically my palms used to get itchy at blood I think the movie helped

[drifting mantle]

Epstein literally referencing other people to be pedos in the E-Mails (comments like "You coming as well? Or too many pedos in the room then?")
FBI: Too vague, no grounds for Investigation

Everyone who protects that shit, needs to be put behind bars

[naive bison]

wanted you guys to know that i took a gigantic shit

thought you'd like to know

[lapis zinc]

I'm shitting rn too, we are like brothers now

[naive bison]

size, thickness of a pringles can (the large one)

weight of like 5 big macs

[stoic girder]

Was that before or after your boyfriend widened the tunnel?

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

always gei sex with this one

[nimble thorn]

@narrow sorrel

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/memeblog-gachi-gif-18207743

[fossil swan]

youre not denying the allegations man

[drifting mantle]

Never is

And xal often disavowes within untrue statements

[stoic girder]

How old is Xal? He might have been on the island.

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/ocgFDnN.png

[solar breach]

They don't take slavs

[spring quail]

its not looking good

[stoic girder]

Russian models?

Hello?!

[solar breach]

Yknow I was trying to find a specific Shane gillis gif but it's not here

Joke ruined

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/cucui-cucui-ganon-ganon-ganondorf-terminal-montage-gif-23346173

[stark gull]

Oh, damn. What a beautiful girl

[stoic girder]

[drifting mantle]

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kirara-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-s3-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-hakari-gif-10609537208522802721

Check newbies
Guys I think one of yours got lost

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1468489760422232135/image.png

[spring quail]

send him in

[coarse bear]

The great Irish invasion

[drifting mantle]

You reap what you sow

Stupid elves

[stark gull]

Fuck elves! vs Fuck elves!

[subtle hull]

I HAVE DIVINE INTELLECT AND YOU DON'T WE ARE DIFFERENT YOU SHOULDN'T COMPARE ME TO OTHERS IM NOT A GLOWIE

[coarse bear]

See, I didn't even need to send em here

[grizzled valve]

youre cut, the big net owns you

[coarse bear]

Found the place by following the schizo vibes

[grizzled valve]

yea someone else did, im more impressed he had the mental ability to understand that

[coarse bear]

Oh, cheating

[subtle hull]

NO HE DON'T MY OPSEC IS LIKE LAYERS OF ONIONS, IMPENETRABLE UNBREAKING

[grizzled valve]

hes in your backyard, hes currently eating your copper wires

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-minor-minor-meme-gif-24627767

https://i.imgur.com/fwe53aS.png

[grizzled valve]

AHAHAHAHA

[subtle hull]

I don't gang scrap abandoned buildings I make and sell malware from my gifted intelligence of god i have connections with many deep web threat actor and they will make you gobble down your corn syrup

chud

[grizzled valve]

i am in europe, we dont use corn syrup you goy

should have known that with your intellect

[subtle hull]

Fuck

[grizzled valve]

Fucked up the gamble

[subtle hull]

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ARTICLES WRITTEN ABOUT YOU

NO

I THINK NOT

ok

[drifting mantle]

The fuck does a 16 year old on the 18+ channel?

[grizzled valve]

oh that was suprisingly easy

hams just really convincing

mogged his ass

[spring quail]

[dusk meadow]

his ass could NOT handle this chat

[full rapids]

Who?

[spring quail]

scroll up

[grizzled valve]

some low level shizo

[full rapids]

H?

[full rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/mine-finding-nemo-mine-mine-mine-thats-mine-lulugifs-gif-20827668

[spring quail]

dude came in here acting like jimmy neutron

[dusk meadow]

yeah and it would've been fucking hilarious

[upper shore]

You CAN'T change the current reality and brainfart KICK you out!

[dusk meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1339466418399215709/1465105023632539790/attachment.gif

[lapis zinc]

he was too young to be in here anyway

[full rapids]

Let me guess
30 is too old

[spring quail]

profile desc said 16

[full rapids]

Acted like 13

[lapis zinc]

no he is 16 channel is 18+

[spring quail]

@pale ingot the bouncer

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-time-skip-time-phantom-cigar-gif-6933960479127071462

we are an anti-epstein organization

[full rapids]

Nah
That isle accepts 12 or less only OR you rich af ... except Musk

[full rapids]

And yet
You pay taxes to em

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[grizzled valve]

dont pay taxes, steal everything and stay unemployed fr fr

[full rapids]

Yeah
They will take my organs then

[grizzled valve]

organs are hella overrated

[full rapids]

Ppl buy em still

[grizzled valve]

just live in the sewer

noones gonna find you in there

or wanna find you in there

shhh you gotta gatekeep that

think about the prices!

[spring quail]

i found $1 23g protein drinks

im gatekeeping the fuck out of those

[grizzled valve]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-speech-bubble-gif-25397532

[spring quail]

just kidding

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XFW5869

get strong fellas

[visual stirrup]

currently unavailable

nestle product

[spring quail]

i just bought 4 of them lmao

[visual stirrup]

Dr>GAZ rolls worst blunt, asked to leave club

[spring quail]

you can probably only buy it if you have an amazon grocery place ne arby

[visual stirrup]

that still leaves the fact that it's a nestle product

never let bro cook again

[spring quail]

half the fucking grocery store is

and the other half is another big evil conglomerate product

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-pharaoh-brainrot-egypt-monster-energy-gif-2877011004254854012

[visual stirrup]

i choose the lesser evil

https://tenor.com/view/witcher-3-bandit-geralt-slow-motion-charge-gif-7591030196695887350

[coarse bear]

Nestle literally caused infant deaths lil bro

[grizzled valve]

funnily enough because everyone knows that nestle is the embodiment of evil, they are likely only just as bad as everyone else now

in short they are all fucking horrendously evil cunts

[spring quail]

i learned about nike slave labor in school while wearing nikes

[coarse bear]

That's all clothing brands to be fair

[grizzled valve]

litteraly everything you own is worth its weight in blood

kinda the issue

[visual stirrup]

even my massive tungsten cube?

[grizzled valve]

especially your massive tungsten cube

[visual stirrup]

[spring quail]

thats like

4 tons of dead child slaves

[visual stirrup]

what about my diamond jewelry?

[grizzled valve]

thats like one american invasion of the middle east

[visual stirrup]

they're some rare diamonds

called

blu'hd diamonds

I dunno what that means

[grizzled valve]

are they tasty tho

[pseudo robin]

Send this mf to offtopic

[stoic girder]

Cute... you think they need a reason

[grizzled valve]

hes a low elo shizo

[grizzled valve]

they do and their reason is "lol, lmao even"

[stoic girder]

I mean what are you to them really? A meat automaton without a soul... a goy perhaps?

You are just keeping the organs fresh.

[grizzled valve]

you arent even cut

[full rapids]

Nah
Work/family
Etc
Means ppl will look for you

[grizzled valve]

brother they shoot people in the streets they do not care

I mean i love my country and i totally love my government do not blow up my mailbox

cant afford to steal one again

[visual stirrup]

@heady crow

[grizzled valve]

big cat

id still pat them

[visual stirrup]

can you say that again?

and louder?

[visual stirrup]

into my collar?

[grizzled valve]

i legally purchased this mailbox and my proof of purchase is documented in a folder i have safely secured at home

Long live Germany

[grizzled valve]

life gives me tests and then kicks me in the balls 17 and a half times

[grizzled valve]

TZEENTCH

https://tenor.com/view/tzeentch-my-beloved-tzeentch-my-beloved-gif-26809986

[grizzled valve]

men suck ass , they take other men from me ngl

[coarse bear]

Check brainfart
Tzeentch scum

Aight dust buckets

[grizzled valve]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[sleek zinc]

You're right we are scum, and we're going to be heros tommorow and the villians of the next hour.

[coarse bear]

Ain't that an Alpha Legion bit primarily

[grizzled valve]

Yes and no

[coarse bear]

They don't know either tbf

[grizzled valve]

but also more of a no and a bit of yes

[stark gull]

Wear your colours with pride, geiboy

Yaaaaas

[grizzled valve]

i will build a duga geydar installation in my village to twinkify the entire village

[sleek zinc]

Its whatever bit the whims of fate have chosen for me. The skein of fate has been pluck and pulled and I am now bound to its whims like a marionette. Though through being given this epiphany I will yank at the strings to dance.

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

[grizzled valve]

The whims of fate have chosen for you to play for honor

[coarse bear]

Genuinely killing yourself is the better option

[sleek zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436152879445446827/1436152879667875942/SlapOfARCCaption.gif

[grizzled valve]

i know

[stoic girder]

They already own your soul.

You are fucked.

[sleek zinc]

Post the ubishit stock price.

[grizzled valve]

but its time for another round of
getting fisted by a four stack and rage slamming alt-f4 and downing everything in the pill drawer

[sleek zinc]

Those frogs will soon wither and die like the husks you calously step over as you march from your car each day.

[grizzled valve]

i cant wait to find out which of my organs wont make it today

[stark gull]

I like Arc, but that punch is weak and smoll pp as fuck, man

[grizzled valve]

The unholy triumvirate of
For Honor
Dead by Daylight
Apex Legends

[stark gull]

And already better than them

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-gun-head-point-trigger-gif-10559330

[grizzled valve]

oh nvm i forgot rainbow was also on the list

[grizzled valve]

i already repressed those memories

[prisma venture]

Mornin

[thick geyser]

I actually started hearing what was released in latest Epstein batch, and dude, I no longer think let people believe or do whatever they want because God will throw their ass in hell forever. I’m actually sick to my stomach

[grizzled valve]

Fucking love R6
Pick thatcher
Get spawnpeeked by a guy whos married to his mother
and the random teammate from Azerbaijan screams "GOOD JOB THAAATCHER" into the mic

[grizzled valve]

oh yea you kinda gotta either lock em away for ever or just do the french classic

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/askorbinka-vikasskorbinka-gif-13453801265224915777

[thick geyser]

I used to say for the worst of the worst, just shoot them, but my grandma used to say hang them, I’ve come to realize that she was right, because you can reuse the rope

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1468448169565093969/InShot_20250515_113329620.jpg?ex=69840e6e&is=6982bcee&hm=b5b95a8bd63ade71e9401cb55504110b030195a6c871c3cebed6f5ff236730ad&

[grizzled valve]

cant wait for another round of "nothing ever happens" cause the system works as intended

[stark gull]

Possessed sword gf?

[coarse bear]

We've got to try you for war crimes

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[visual stirrup]

is this the message epstein got banned for?

pretty based, ngl

[coarse bear]

RimWorld mechanics ass sword

[grizzled valve]

I wont even resist, also make it a squad and add r6 cause i also played that shitshow at the same time

[coarse bear]

Skip the trial

[grizzled valve]

If youre gonna kill me for that, im complying

[thick geyser]

That’s truly what’s going to happen, because half of America, the only country that really matters, is so fucking retarded that it’s more important to protect child rapist foreigners over dealing with literal demons

[grizzled valve]

correction, thats every country lmao

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473028279092379668/1468441241690570772/1705061886016.jpg?ex=698407fa&is=6982b67a&hm=9f90eea9b02a64487c6a97d3fe455d6a4c36408d3db2659775858eeed1c9a59b&

[grizzled valve]

CAAAT

[thick geyser]

When I first first played this at release literally ended up sitting in the car silently for like 5 minutes, have a clip of it someone

[stoic girder]

There hasn't been a single grassroots politician in EU since WW2.

[sleek zinc]

"Nooo nooo you can't deport the criminals that leech off our country and create malignant cultural enclaves?!?!?! CNN and MSNBC said that if you enforce rules that they were in support of 20 year ago you're a NAZI."

[grizzled valve]

another funny thing, doesnt even matter lmao

the system will make sure you serve it in the end

thats how its build

[sleek zinc]

The beurecratic automatons in brussels who hardly know what or why they do things aren't elected.

[thick geyser]

I’m currently feeling jaded

[grizzled valve]

exactly, you hold no power to choose anything
you wont elect anyone that wants true change

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-political-now-are-we-gif-26908217

[grizzled valve]

i mean were gonna burn before we hit 2100 anyways so might as well shout my shit into the void before i die

[pseudo robin]

"He's moved to a new city across the country and is on a good career path"
World leaders: quickly lockdown his city for 2 years over a glorified cold, also ensure the company he works for now closes

https://tenor.com/view/crying-jessie-pinkman-breaking-bad-he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-5612942

[grizzled valve]

cant wait to get conscripted for the eastern front maybe ill find my granddads cooooorpse!

[stoic girder]

"Good, now import billion people so he can't get a job or a house."

[grizzled valve]

JACKPOT

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-soyjak-wojak-based-cringe-gif-19505018

[stark gull]

Mesmerising

[grizzled valve]

Being employed is a red flag

[pseudo robin]

"Perfect, now put his union is trouble with the goverment and import cheap third world labor to drive down construction wages"

[grizzled valve]

Like fuck you mean youre working so someone else makes money

Fucking pussy steal shit

or make the government pay you

ez shit

[stoic girder]

"He is venting online? Make him upload his ID online so we can track him"

[pseudo robin]

This mf is an neet

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/truman-show-perfection-ed-harris-gif-25906529

[grizzled valve]

Didnt know we were throwing out the Hard J like that ok

[pseudo robin]

I had to verify my age the other month to open brainfart

[pseudo robin]

"Perfect, now clamp down on his thought crimes"

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-stare-ryan-gosling-sad-isles-of-ma-gif-16836043425387284956

[pseudo robin]

!1984

[split canyon]

⠀

[stoic girder]

"Turbo autists online are making dossiers on sketchy shit we do? Shut it down!"

[sleek zinc]

https://youtu.be/jNiAy8T-MdE?si=iybVN9YBfmDK47Fk

[quartz ridge]

Americans are cattle its always larp

[minor cypress]

"Mr president, there has been another world of tanks leak"

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/wwdits-shadowsfx-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-fx-gizmo-gif-14520133860980547678

[stoic girder]

You are cattle too man.

[quartz ridge]

"Americans need to kill politicans and whatnot" THEY DONT CARE!!!

[quartz ridge]

yeah i am sadly

[pseudo robin]

"They're noticing we'te reptillian pedophiles who eat children, quickly invade iran"

[quartz ridge]

if i said anything i would prolly get arrested

[minor cypress]

Jarvis, search epstein files for "jerky"

[visual stirrup]

is that the cannibalism codeword?

[quartz ridge]

if any side actually started killing pedo politicans retards would be like "thats not what 2A is meant for" or "thats not correct justice"

[minor cypress]

Jerky capitalised. Jerky vs normal diet. Who puts jerky in the freezer?

You tell me.

[quartz ridge]

i have the best meme for this btw but i cant post it since it has a picture of hitler

like a short video

[stoic girder]

-# It's not jerky...

[grizzled valve]

system works as intended

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/soylentgreen-people-cannibalism-soylent-food-gif-5486936

[quartz ridge]

unironically a civil war is out of the question because too many Americans live in luxury compared to the rest of the world

[minor cypress]

Jerky doesnt need to be on ice in an insulated bag.

[quartz ridge]

they dont care about epstien the same way they dont care about how America's been bombing or threatning others

as long as THEY dont feel the pain of it theyre happy to ignore it

thats actually just modern society tbh

[quartz ridge]

literally its all larp

nothing is gonna happen

[grizzled valve]

not just americans lmao, germanys going back to conscription and has been starting a massive rearmarment campaign because "theres money to be ma-i mean were threatened"

[quartz ridge]

just pray that justice is taken care off in the afterlife

[spring quail]

https://youtu.be/GZjcxEFE9O4?si=NaHzkqjvYIXKmP6s

[grizzled valve]

and germans are jerking off to the thought of dying at the east front

[spring quail]

i see now

[quartz ridge]

quite literally yhe only way for epstien's victims to face justice would be going against the U.S. president

[spring quail]

they cultivated a society of babies

[quartz ridge]

nothing is gonna happen

[spring quail]

so they wont fight back because that means no more labubu and coffee

[quartz ridge]

that one chud said im retarded for saying both sides are bad

[visual stirrup]

Alex has a monopoly on sympathy

[quartz ridge]

both republican democrat are part of the same bird lol!!

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-kerberos-cop-kerberos-saga-the-red-spectacles-red-spectacles-gif-15355327324686447096

yeah i realized i lacked sympathy for a lot of people

its why im going back to becoming a paramedic

[visual stirrup]

damn

I think I would be a good paramedic were it not for the crazies

[quartz ridge]

when i went back to pakistan a bit ago the uncles in my village recognized me and gave me stuff for free and i legit cried because i realized that I would never see the same empathy in America

legit crushed my soul

[stoic girder]

Man, the new Marathon game is such a shitshow.

[visual stirrup]

I'm not scared of blood and I don't panic as bad as other people in some situations

but I just can't handle crazy people

[quartz ridge]

i can't either i once got attacked by a homeless guy on a college campus lol

fine with blood and all of that tho

wont stop me from trying to help people ig

[spring quail]

i only lock in during stress

[quartz ridge]

been thinking about getting back into boxing or smth because i know EMTs and medics fight crackheads a lot

[spring quail]

i was driving 65mph down a highway and all of a sudden a hornet bounced off my mirror and hit my in the chest like a bullet

[visual stirrup]

really wish this meme format took off

[spring quail]

it crawled down my shirt and proceeded to sting me a lot

i locked in

[grizzled valve]

i wish, at least we would have sick as implants
were just in one but without the cyber

[quartz ridge]

its so fucking retarded i hate how the local PD treats mentally ill people they just make the emts take them

[violet breach]

Moloch or ba’al either way outcome not so good

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562790985135030272/1468454595629158501/translation_20260204_085312.jpg?ex=6984146a&is=6982c2ea&hm=8d9ced8e95a2e1a4093a5ba0fbf2b227c0d3ae2c1c58e8404104acc81d718aff&

[spring quail]

crank up the heat goes insane

actually let me pull out the new sonic drip i just got

[quartz ridge]

i would get fired if they found out

[violet breach]

Glock with the switch

And the tiddy drum

[quartz ridge]

also the point of medical guys is that they arent there to fight theyre there to stop people from like dying from bleeding out or smth

[coarse bear]

Shivers, no

[quartz ridge]

theres a reason why its a felony to attack emts and paramedics and most SANE criminals wont

[quartz ridge]

they also know if they attack a emt or smth then the next time theres a call in a bad neighborhood and the local PD isnt there yet they are just not gonna show up lol

[violet breach]

Personally I just dirty bomb him to death

[quartz ridge]

it happened in that one CHAZ zone in oregon

where thepolice pulled out of that area and EMS refused to go inside of the area because they were afraid of being attacked by crazies

its why i lowkey dont fw the guys who wear body armor as EMTs or smth like

if im getting shot at im running away LOL 😹 😹 😹 😹

[eager igloo]

AI replaced coaches its over

[stoic girder]

That should be mandatory in America.

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1468492775375896702/community_image_1408911620.gif?ex=698437f8&is=6982e678&hm=f4e9fc678cf833290eb1f6f44c6a515f23eb400c7e4881cdd3f6174861e1fb96&

[quartz ridge]

yeah so when EMS shows up the retards in this country think theyre cops so they open fire

[sleek zinc]

Fuller auto engaged: Now my legs are okay.

[rocky geode]

sup bingbongs

[stoic girder]

Have it be low profile or read "EMS"... oh wait, those mfs can't read.

[sleek zinc]

https://youtu.be/qVqQW6_uSpA?si=1zUMGyLpX-V-p9xH

[minor cypress]

Or the secret option, the EMTs that also carry

[fossil swan]

yep

[quartz ridge]

i mean you can but then you get in nasty trouble if you're caught

[fossil swan]

he resists but cant resist the hot lead in his arm

[rocky geode]

fuck it mount a 50 on the ambulance

[stoic girder]

Imagine getting iced by the Trauma Team.

[rocky geode]

call it the whambulance

[stoic girder]

[sacred mountain]

Ambulances should carry at least an AT4 ngl

[spring quail]

25mm bushmaster turret

[minor cypress]

EMT + war vets combo goes hard. Usually super chill dudes under stress with the worst kinda dark humor

[rocky geode]

*racks 50 belt

THE DOCTOR IS IN

[rocky geode]

good people

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/tombstone-huckleberry-smoking-doc-holliday-gif-14786076

[quartz ridge]

dude everytime i hear "thanks doc" or anything simmilar i think of the piccilo comic IFYKYK

[minor cypress]

Damn it terry, did you white phos the crackhead again?

[clear vapor]

just like that

[eager igloo]

Not like they could be replaced with python script

[spring quail]

not pacific cooler, meme is fake

[rocky geode]

for a second i thought i was in the other discord tht has memes like this

almost posted some HIGHLY tos shit LOL

[quartz ridge]

have you seen the "wow this guy lost his marbles!" video?

[eager igloo]

Caprisun in carton with paper straw

Upon ye

[rocky geode]

probably?

[quartz ridge]

cant post it cause it has a image of big adolf init with autism puzzles around him

[rocky geode]

very probably then LOL

[upper shore]

nearly forget we're in the forward operating base of retardation and not the homeland

[eager igloo]

Never even had caprisun

[quartz ridge]

glowie

[clear vapor]

,lol

[spring quail]

not welcome in the cool zone

[rocky geode]

yea this is the fronteir town, my favorite gun youtuber is the homeland

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-8604871114477372485

[rocky geode]

(has a pink balaclava)

[eager igloo]

They ain't selling it here

[grave bronze]

Chat

My tummy hurt

[eager igloo]

Apart from like one place

[spring quail]

do you live in north korea

buy it on amazon its cheap as fuck

[rocky geode]

trust your next fart

[spring quail]

i got 120 pouches for $20

[eager igloo]

I am not buying anything on amazon

[spring quail]

oh well

[rocky geode]

hard mode

[eager igloo]

Im not american I have alternatives

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-blah-blah-annoyed-irritated-gif-5220026

https://tenor.com/view/america-truck-patriot-murica-gif-26712418

[sacred mountain]

Fym that IS brainfart's homeland

[visual stirrup]

shitty pfp

shitty take

[spring quail]

sid should have tried not being an ugly retard

[visual stirrup]

we shouldn't make fun of sid for blowing up inanimate objects, though

[minor cypress]

Give sid tannerite

[visual stirrup]

or villify him

[deep topaz]

It sure was a ride to hell, good thing we got our redemption

[spring quail]

retribution*

[stone blade]

Fun fact: the episode itself is called the rebel rabbit
and in that episode buggs actually cuts FLORIDA loose not california