#🎪bruh-fart
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No Monster Zero Ultras, absolutely disgraceful
He is NOT getting into Agartha
I was one of those guys, though that may also be because I worked at a gas station and didn't immediately kick them out
nO oNe CaN jUsT dEfLeCt ThE eMeRaLd SpLaSh
Those fumes will take you to heaven. No friction when you glide through the roof
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l3FSGUQmBOg Why dont they sell these cheap ass shitty mixes at my local gas stations
Gas station “liqour” here is watered the fuck down
Like 15% alcohol fireball or southern comfort or vodka
I raise you this
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Just got this bad boy
Yeah let me post my setup
credit to @minor cypress for the amazing drawing of my posture
Nice dawgs
Gooning to those toes
i have a scar on my left big toe from when i opened a cabinet and a large glass crock fell on the counter and shattered, and a shard went directly into my toe
Bet
💞 Love calculator
ham + Dr>GAZ = 41%
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Wowie
I'm playing something!! shoo!!!
Yo Flop check this out
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Dr>GAZ + Macan = 98%
That is presumably a child considering the person we are talking about.
Are you actually retarded?
?
what did he post
dm it
The likelihood of that being a person of age is pretty low because of the person we are talking about, everyone is to be considered a potential minor rather than an adult in those files unless proven otherwise.
Good point
Probably that thing with the uk's prince
Yeah the kidtoucher files probably have kids in them
The FBI at least isn’t supposed to release images of any part of an underage person
And the FBI Director isn't supposed to swear an oath to tell nothing but the truth and then subsequently continue to lie in court
Bro literally lied to our faces
They managed to fuck up the publishing of the files twice in a row, once by redacting everything but not removing the text, the second time when the files were publicly available before they were supposed to be accessible on the official fbi website.
I do not trust those people to properly filter what they publish.
NEXT TIME GET A BOARD THAT CAN HANDLE THE NEUTRON STYLE , HEH LATER N- aand legally I cannot continue that sentence
for the record he actually says later nick
Have you guys seen the supposedly last Interview with Epstein?
That Shit is wild man
"Do you think of yourself as the devil?"
"No, but I've got a pretty good mirror"

Later nickorama
hes got two caterpillars
im not gonna tell him, are you
Brezhnev has like, latent ape genes or something. Such a uniquely ugly face

Bad news pal, we didn't evolve from Monkeys
Venom snake furry talking about evolution was not on my bingo card
look up his bank account name

funny how people actually thinks this cracker is based
Mostly to troll people who get bent out of shape but then watch seriel killer shows on TV.
maybe those people are capable of differentiating fiction and reality
there is people who cant
I remember folks saying "Man that's show's too violent. Don't watch it." But then listen about real murders.
Like, what?
i use discord since idk 2019, 2020, i can confirm there is people who praise even worse crackers
like the dude from mosque massacre
trying to justify his acts n shit
I feel like you are mingling with the wrong people
Internet. Real thoughts don't exist here.
i disagree, on the internet your real thoughts are shown
remember the buffalo shooter
because a screen is protecting you
yeah i was in the wrong end of discord when it happened
hmm I think it also lowers inhibitions
indeed it does
its a double whammy
tbh i think we all just called him retarded cause he got psyoped so easy
lower inhibitions and anonimity, makes people act out
welp its not wrong
like I think he spent one day on 4chan and became "radicalized"
he is indeed a super retard
yup, why hiding the own thoughts if nobody knows who you are
easier
type of shit i used to do to my grandma when i was a kid
poor granny
i fuckin screamed bro
also is he eating it on burger bun wtf i've never seen lepinja look like that
These broads have no clue who builds and maintains their homes, plumbing, water supply, electricity, internet systems etc
The lion doesn't listen to dummies
The short men (dwarves) toil day and night to supply them their gold they flaunt
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pff boxers
as long as the trousers remain clean...
Idk man i never get any on my g strings

Holy based
I would prefer to not know what any of you sound like, thanks
It's always kinda unexpected
we donut fucking care
also I'm not in that clip of the VC
thankfully
Finally... some good fucking music
🗃️
I really fucking hate how i sound in clips
you sound fine
we need a command and its just all the most unhinged discord messages
in english, or in general?
I sound like a fat fuck
fat chud
In general
it's just that you hear yourself different cause the voice is coming from inside
lookin cute
hating your own voice in recordings is exceedingly normal
everybody does
indeed
I hate all races
IN SKYRIM
IN SKYRIM
and hating how you look in recordings
dark elves get a pass
hating yourself is normal
kill all other elves

we're used to hearing ourselves through our own heads and seeing ourselves in the mirror
dark and wood elves are chill
we're mirrored in the mirror
depends on the wood elves but yea
ok socrates
whats next
the sky is blue?
btw its out
i tried it for a bit

yeah
and game seems easier ?
thats what i heard
but overall i think it'll be great
that bone reverb does a number on a mf
can't wait for more weapon mods
Old vid i Just found when did I take this
you two sound like redditors sorry man
fr
thanks king
everyone here sounds so young
not what i expected from brainfart
im 19
i sound old i think from what i think
i expected most of you guys to be like 30 year old geezers
20 in a few months
@lapis zinc you cunt do i sound like old?
im 31
4 more years
fuckin unc
1+4
July
we can post bashar ?
i dont know what bashar is
i didn't see
holy young mf
i just know the music is fire
i see u still have milk on your chin
dk what shiftys deal is
nah sorry swamp
~~insecure ~~ joking
u are good man
back pain in 1 year
knee pain in 3
im on internet i could care less lmao
same
this post was fact checked by real fat bitch lovers
surprisingly i got a good pose when i sit normally
dictator of Syria
good for u
man
if u guys gonna ever weld
buy respirator
never even thought about this video's lore tbh
that shit is fuckin nasty
well he got overthrown so thats nice ig
lmaaao
just after 5 or 6 hours welding on job i started to sneeze steel blocks
why did you delete that
badgers badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!
blast from the past
@arctic pawn @dusk raven
yeah all i hear is the audio
Yeah fair enough
offtopic anthem
I should know, I bought it hours within release
I had 43 hrs in the playtest
o-oh it has the f word
i forgot
damn youre right
i fucked it up
indeed
you fucked up now Mr. Ballsack
if you were just insecure in your english, I would send you a russian recording of myself calling you slurs
so you could feel better about your english

no thx we have xal for that
nice routine
Yes sir

well well well
Mr. Hitler
fancy seeing you at this hour
@arctic pawn (.mrballsack) has been muted for 7 days for reason: Really bad video in general + f slur at the end , really should stop mistaking servers i guess -7d
the other hitler got him
if his list wasnt as big as the cock he said he likes in that video , i would have let it slide
fly high , ballsack
AW I MISSED IT
what the fuck did he post
some gey video which had the hard F word in it
ggs
homophobic video
yeah he sent it to me
lmaoooooooo
fuggin idiot
can you send it to me pretty please
he flew to close to the sun
no
not even with a cherry on top
i leave to make food and something funny happens and i missed it because i was hungry
AGAIN
Post weight and height
5'9" 165lbs
the BMI is alright but it seems like you are american
lowkey the entirety of the tf2 playerbase
https://youtu.be/-jXYqwItoGw?si=NVl-ET904aG4fQzv&t=59
@dusk raven "I dont have a bmw in my garage , and I dont even have a garage"
early 2000s bulgarian rap was something else
SHAKESPEARE levels of poetry
sometimes the best thing is try not to understand the lyrics
lowkey these old 2000s bulgarian rap songs are hilarious
I open twitter and see a clip of pewdiepie showing his son the bridge moment and then he asks him what his favorite word is and he says the word 
twitter fucking sucks
So dont fuckign open twitter then
how am I supposed to get my daily dose of sea lion being a fucking retard
I open instagram and I'll probably get the same video in no time because it got stolen from there

That’s pretty based and redpilled

@stone blade
Person 1 : You little shit, i can see how the racism seeps through your skin
Person 2 : It hurts my dick ( i dont give a shit )

Gaslighting 
such poetic languages me and u have
@pale ingot @narrow lotus "are women genetically dumber as an ethnic group"

PAUSE

The wildest shit ive ever seen
How
also apparently to this retard women have their own seperate ethnic group
😭
ALO
Glory to Bulgaria
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More funny "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" Npc dialogues and meme stuff:
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Oblivion - Funny Moments II https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgn...
Mmm yes, as if half the planet is one separate ethnic group 
What's the weather like ove there?
more snow now
prob is i have to wake up at 6 30
same here
doesnt stop
to go fucking defrost my car
if i can even drive tbf if the roads are closed i am fucked
i literally just dealt with the same problem this morning
but without all the bellyaching
im not gonna walk to work fuck this
coaie
gonna call in
cum
Thats nothing
that pic was from 3 hours ago
ts ecen worse here
Speaking terrorist
mia inghetat maneru de la usa
da-ti un pumn in freza
nu pot sa deschid usa
fututi mortii mati
coaie a inghetat maneru ce plm
for warmth
Come on iedy I can do it you can do it
ancient heating techniques
if it's cold you are allowed to complain about it being cold
mfer
snow melted on it or smth
we are supposed to be monkeys living in trees not under 10 inches of snow
that is unholy and you are fully within your write to whinge
ur windshield will shatter
detonate even
only hot water, de icing fluid doesn't do that
So you drive a Mazda SUV in a suburb? 
huh then ggs
I do like the cold more than the heat, because you can deal with cold much more easily
his windshield will blow from external sources
like a stray round from the neighbors robber
Nippon car'u is based
my heater doesn't work and my back windows dont seal
uf
What the fuck
what the fyck
used to follow that guy on insta
Time for thick blankets

he has a "unique" collection
Can you fix it or afford to get it fixed?
he had one of this character
yes
well then
nah its just not a major issue
ill probably get them fixed when i go get oil change in like 3 weeks
I would have tagged cryon and ham but these younglings were barely functional in 2012
Damn im old
same more overpriced tshirts for a band no one knows about
tbf this shit goes hard as hell even if it wasnt a band
guys i don't think this whole "sprint at women" rizz is working
thats a man dude, no wonder
man i know mark im not that fucking young
hes one of the only english ytbers i watched and he contributed to me learning english
You're not sprinting fast enough
More muscle, more speed
i have max muscle 😔
need max lvl sprint
also need to be sneaky breeky
ambush works on everything
even on monolithians
@stone blade
Imagine sprinting at your enemies in Fallout 4 instead of magically teleporting to them through VATS and the Blitz perk
first time?
this shit gets locked down like weekly
not even
@narrow lotus @pale ingot @naive bison kanye isnt in the epstein files, maybe thats why hes the way he is
Mostly because idiots literally cannot stop talking about politics to save their lives.
we do that too
Thought I was joking 
no


first time for them?
i think weve had like
a few tens of lockdowns here
Avg day in this chat.
it's a super power

shrug
they could never be like us
we are far more retarded

I will pretend you typo'd.
i dont even stay in this shithole i just stay in tarkov
tarkov is zalupa
fuh is bro saying
Who is more civil, brainfart or toilet cyrillic?
thats ru fart
Toilet fellas.
In the grim dark of the future.
There is only shitpost.
damn we just have politics here sometimes
Sometimes? I thought it was "always".
depends
We have unknown artist, that's all what i can say.
70%
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
raaah
Охуеть.
Takes pride.
Weather fart
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@cedar ridge
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u live in nowhere
Ah

I live in #🚽сральня🚽

Son of a biscuit.

How yall doing?
Fuck the age of fire, we age of dark in this house
age of fire more like age of tires
burn rubber mfer he'll yeah praise dale raise hell mfer
what do i think of this product
Mocny gaz?
so he heard
holy shit
this figure i bought
i didnt think it would be that big
Master chief for scale
liquiiiiiid
Dey put the memster chiemf in de soder
loooool
That's cool
Playing through DS3 since I haven't done that in quite a while and holy fuck I forgot how ass some of the quest triggers are, especially Patch's and Siegward's quest stages in the Cathedral
Is it from titanfall?
Accidentally fucked myself out of Patches impersonating Siegward so I have to buy a key that costs 20k souls so I can buy Siegward's armor from him in the shrine
And God help me when I have to send Greirat to Irithyll without him fucking dying
no its from joytoy its like their own series of creations
I get teleported to my side yard, waist deep in snow
📏 10.0ft (feet) is equal to 3.048m (meters)
That or it's close enough to my house's wall that I clip into it and die
Cyka Blyat or something
3 meters
Okay I would die, because I would fall right into the entrance of Underground parking garage 
Id be teleported into my bed, sweet
Ynow that might actually be lore accurate
Spartans were supoosed to be BIG
📏 5,789,495.0mi (miles) is equal to 931,728,904,128.0cm (centimeters)
I thought bro was fatter than that, holy
Why?
Because of the beard?

Send in DMs
I want to laugh as well, explain please
I mean I can/could, but the team (and Reddit and internet) will cry about it
Can't find it anymore, probably got deleted in the other server.
It was about how Playstation Fans reacted, after Xbox Fans had Epstein in their own fanbase

They say it was an automated process because he was a registered sex offender and xbox had some shit regarding it 
God damn it, I really have to save every funny meme I come across
no
death threats

When you have so many sex offenders in your playerbase, that you need to create a system that auto-bans them

if you were playing on xbox in 2013 theres a chance big j himself told you he would fly out to you and send you to gods wifi
i open another server for 15 seconds
i see jeffrey epstein

nobody can be like big J
nobody can pull moves on his level or whatever
Big Josta
no not that fat german retard
i mean epstein
that mf couldnt pull himself up on a pullup bar for his entire worth
Every time I see Epstein, I need to think of this guy... Idk why
Same head shape
"egg-shaped"
Eggstein
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Yeah so basically Pizzagate is 100% real

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There are things I wish to say, but cannot
I still cant believe those crackpot conspiracy theorists were spot on with every single shit happening rn
Well, except a few
Hes all setup now
nioh 3
what
no
we are going back to the floating lump of rock named the moon
moon's haunted
we need the changesite-(y) for the new nuclear programs and we need it before china gets it
New space-race?
would be cool
ye
changesite-(y) is a mineral on the moon that contains helium-3
helium3 being fusion fuel
i believe
yes
gg
last thing you see before getting slimed out in yanov
https://fixvx.com/ppopy124/status/2018088993603428596/photo/1 @primal rapids i need this
“You have not been to cagsville, battle brother.”
CAGlandia
CAGadia
Goes hard
Finally getting back into darktide after letting them cook for 2 years, new crafting system and progression is so good
GW give me cag marines and my life is yours
Needs more skulls and seals
Tried out hive lord, reminds me of PD2 dodge builds, seems pretty weak early. Need to level more
i also tried it out
its very weak early
hive lord?
hive scum
Recon las vet still goes hard. Hold down leftclick, decimate everything
there's a chapter that practices much more tactical battle doctrine I just forget their name
you mean hive scum?
i preffered arbites by a long shot
Yeah that. Arbites seems insane. So much resists built in to the kit
Probably a better tank than ogryn
its really really good
i love the shock maul and shield
special attack staggers every enemy in front of you
Shock maul + blessings for dmg on shocked and staggered targets 
I run shock maul on my vet, see thicc enemy, spam taze jab until they die
Everyone swears the plasma gun is OP, it just feels awkward to use
Straight jorkin my shit
Autoguns feel like they could use a buff, feels kinda weak compared to las guns
Especially with that one perk that gives free shots on las crits
I can kill a whole beast of nurgle with 1 recon las mag and a bit of luck without reloading
Its disgusting
Idk how they could buff autoguns to compete.
Maybe add a perk where autogun crits do a small aoe explosion or shrapnel?
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No clue why we don't have a las shotgun either.
im chilling hitler
Or upgrade autoguns with something like plague bullets. On crit, poison an enemy, spread to X enemies. Could be OP, but they need some kinda defining flavor to em
Plague bullets, in a hive city being attacked by Nurglites?
The missile knows where it is
the missile wants head pats
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I don't know what I was expecting exactly, but that was pretty fucken good
i meant to go see it friday but i forgot i bought the ticket
Might give it a try
huge L
L de la massif
The last part sounded like it came from super mario
cause that shit was great
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
it was p good
like I said I didn't really know what to expect so
That fella a statue
mf dog ate my book on true and he ain't been false since
Just proves its courage
Theres a infinite courage glitch
it's called Jaegermeister
Nah its called black tar heroin
In a scale of 1 to 10. What you rate it. Plan on watching it soon.
you should
Would you even say it's better than Transformers 1?
transformers 1 ain't got the whole car talking about it on the ride home 

I have so many jokes that I don't wanna risk 
Play the new Yasuke simulator update on steam right now!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3272300/Yasuke_Simulator/
wtf is this 
It wants the cigarette
wtf
A new threat has appeared for the golden order to take care of
I got head in the back of my truck 
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You know lost planet? @spring quail some of the best mech designs
Sadly their models are lost to time
Or atleast fan made
i have lost planet 2 on ps3 but i didnt get too far
My favorite game, mainly its mechs are iconic
spent 45 minutes on one boss fight fighting the camera
(camera was balls slow, retarded child didnt know how to make faster)
Yeah capcom jank
Incredible coop in 2
Sadly cant get it but you can try lost planet 1 on steam
Mechs are cool to me personally
No major spoiler but there is a scene in 2 with mechs that would be considered an iconic video game scene if it were an actually popular hame
Capcom held a mech design that could have been an icon in the mech genre and just dumped it after 2 games
Skorpion is cool asf
fr goated eastern weapon
Video game stocks at a discounted price? Dont mind if i do
Heaps of fun to use in Squad
IMF raider kit gets a val and a skorpion
Shit is so good
what kind of cat is this
why are apex predators so cute
I think they don't do well outside of high altitudes
i will make it smoke weed problem solved
no i think is illegal for people
something about their immune system being bad at dealing with the bacteria and viruses at lower pressure
i will waive my human rights
piss cat
this cat looks like it wants to either
-steal
-ask if you have games on your phone
itll ask if you have games then steal
run them pockets

sloped armor? holy shit
genius
i can recognize an ah-1 turret from anywhere
the barrel on the right is a 40mm grenade launcher
also a mighty mouse rocket pod in the back left
@prisma venture gledaj sta mi se pojavilo na pinterestu
I actually learned to like fighting PCR once I learned his timings. Nowhere near as cancer as Jori or Senessax
ovako kad igram zivce
When I was I kid I loved to shove legos up my nose, but later (20 years) I relived that was dumb
are there still some legos up there?
prob
I feel them every time I fart, weirdly
Seven million Maxx C's, eat this man
you only get one in your deck chud stop cheating
mods asleep?
sniper can get you out of nowhere
almost like some sort of...
marksman
who makes long distance shots
on unsuspecting targets
what are you babbling about
that video is a mutable offense
where are my cheetos?
did you see them, mr. manul?
that meme is almost old enough to get a drivers license
ive no clue
pana la glezne si
ba
am 2 straturi de sosete si pantaloni
si nu mai pot
a trecut zapada prin mine
vesnic
am dormit 3 ore
gg
ce drq ai facut
gg
eu am stat in pat pana la 3
nu ma lua somnu
la voi a nins inca
gg
wtf is going on
tu poti merge cu masina
sau nu te lasa zapada asta
Tb sa vad
bafta
am iesit din curte zapada de 15cm
smr eu
mai inspre statie de autobuz era 10cm
its technically correct that any mention of any name does not imply guilt
i believe they are trying to drown the narrative collaboratively blaming everyone "mentioned"
bro got rejected once and made it his life goal to destroy everyone in the list
watch grok recite the epstein files page by page

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