#🎪bruh-fart

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stoic girder
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5 VR games doakes

deft crescent
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Do u have an external drive?

spring quail
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matter of fact

quaint ore
spring quail
stoic girder
quaint ore
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I will never play VrChat

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cause by god the people there scare me

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"people"

stoic girder
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It's kind of like going to the zoo to look at weird shit.

quaint ore
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I went there once and saw a literal 12 year old have an avatar full of porn

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like genuinely one of the emotes was to show screenshots from hentai

spring quail
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DISAPPOINTED A RANDOM ROMANIAN

quaint ore
prisma venture
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found one vid hold on

river zealot
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vrchat players are actualyl fucking weirdos

quaint ore
spring quail
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NOOOOO I HAVE PHANTOM SENSE AND PHANTOM PAIN IF YOU SHOOT ME WITH THE VIRTUAL GUN ILL DIE IRL NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i hate vrchat players like you wouldnt believe

deft crescent
quaint ore
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"We have an ability to use ANY avatar, a lot of room for creativity"

Players proceed to make the most degenerate and sexualised fanatsy shit

quaint ore
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ngl i lowkey wanna go with another friend of mine and just grief a furry lobby

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calling them slurs

deft crescent
quaint ore
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the resolution will fuck you cause you need to have a good sight distance

stoic girder
quaint ore
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especially if you play cold war planes like me

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mig-21 only having a 30 degree radar cone

deft crescent
# stoic girder

This article can be used to illuminate a whole neighborhood at night

prisma venture
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dont mind retarted music

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one retard made the edit

spring quail
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high school was like this for me 11 years ago

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except they lined the cocaine up on a key and not the desk

stoic girder
prisma venture
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he wanted to look "cool"

spring quail
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well they did cocaine in my school

prisma venture
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its just suger...

prisma venture
stoic girder
prisma venture
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i once wanted to take shit in school

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went in the toilet

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bro was shooting H there

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i was like "opa sorry"

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yeah retards honestly

naive bison
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i forgot this is twitch TOS

spring quail
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im glad school ended for me before bathrooms became the vape room

prisma venture
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but not its quiet all retareds when out

prisma venture
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people in my school normaly smokes in class

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and if i want to go on cig i just go outisde

spring quail
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over here kids would pack a lip full of dip in class

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or a snus pouch

quaint ore
# naive bison

we know hasan is a nepo baby who wont get punished cause twitch staff are braindead leftoids

spring quail
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i dont understand dippers

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i LOVE gum rot

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i LOVE my teeth turning black

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????????

prisma venture
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nah i dont do snus

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i do ciggies

deft crescent
prisma venture
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and doorkeeper lets me out he is my budd

spring quail
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snus doesnt fuck your shit up as bad as dip

prisma venture
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but the first week we had this old hag

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we made her quit

prisma venture
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but nah we okey class now

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we have good teaches so we nice to them

spring quail
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i rather just hit a zyn pouch if i had to but i cigarette or vape

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i can sneak vape at work lol

prisma venture
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i can sneak gun in my school

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vro

stoic girder
spring quail
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i mean same

prisma venture
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hold on

spring quail
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theres 900 "NO WEAPONS :C" signs outside the door at my job but 0 metal detectors

sacred mountain
spring quail
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security isnt armed and we're getting death threats from the contracted delivery drivers on the regular now

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im gonna start sneakin

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or call ICE

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i think im gonna actually call ICE

full rapids
stoic girder
spring quail
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ye im not taking that chance

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do the job you signed up for, or else walmart is hiring

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jesus christ

stoic girder
spring quail
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contracted gig workers are some of the most entitled pussy bitch babies in america

prisma venture
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hallowen

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i hide my soft ar in backpack no one questioned it

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lmao

spring quail
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i need to think about my complaint first

stoic girder
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Afterwards ask for a raise omegakekw

spring quail
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amazon has you on a hard plan for that shit

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50 cents per 6 months for 4 years

naive bison
full rapids
spring quail
naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot

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"i'm only into 2d hentai content"

link in his txt file was "real family nudism"

full rapids
naive bison
narrow lotus
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jesus christ almighty

naive bison
full rapids
narrow lotus
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Who the fuck is this

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!whotf @full rapids

split canyonBOT
prisma venture
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tf

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@naive bison this ur alt?

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @fossil swan @vale sand he's outside a kindergarten i assume

prisma venture
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both are typing at same time

river zealot
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@thorny folio

full rapids
river zealot
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he jinxed it so hard

prisma venture
vale sand
narrow lotus
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ah

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Overloading

river zealot
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kys

prisma venture
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"Epstein goons on diddy's mouth"

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what the actual fuck

dusk raven
prisma venture
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what even is my yt recomendetion about

dusk raven
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i keep getting russian dota 2 videos

prisma venture
prisma venture
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its n words

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but idk if i can post it

quaint ore
prisma venture
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yo are educated sometimes

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what is yakuza game about

full rapids
primal kayak
primal kayak
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But it's more about the side quests

prisma venture
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ah so borin

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gae

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and stupid

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i see

primal kayak
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Nah it's really funpeeposmile

sacred mountain
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can we change the brainfart's name back to original please

seeing the numbers 6 and 7 together wants me to commit arson at the nearest instagram cdn server

prisma venture
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bet

primal kayak
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Also the fighting is good

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And goofy

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Like wwe

prisma venture
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man

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i want to play some story game

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but idk what game

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giveme

primal kayak
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It's almost like japanese gta with less free roam

prisma venture
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something

primal kayak
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Uhhh

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I really liked playing nier replicant but idk if you'd like that

pseudo robin
prisma venture
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whats that about

prisma venture
full rapids
pseudo robin
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Same i replayed 1 and 2 the other week

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Shit is kino of the highest order

narrow lotus
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@naive bison

primal kayak
prisma venture
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wot

primal kayak
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I really liked the story tho

prisma venture
full rapids
prisma venture
pseudo robin
narrow lotus
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@naive bison

primal kayak
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I don't want to spoil that much

prisma venture
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we can post zelenksy?

narrow lotus
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Yes

primal kayak
naive bison
full rapids
prisma venture
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hell yeah

naive bison
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the tweet at lacari that just said "You are black and a pedophile" is still goated though @narrow lotus

primal kayak
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Watch the trailer and some let's plays

naive bison
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bro decided to just respond to him with 2 fun facts

primal kayak
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It's a really good game but not for everyone

prisma venture
prisma venture
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man i wish bethesda made new wolfenstein like they made wolfenstein new order

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that game was peak asf

prisma venture
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i dont think so

full rapids
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Bugth3sda published it

prisma venture
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nwm

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MachineGames did it

dusk raven
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it was machien games

prisma venture
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but still

dusk raven
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bethesda published it

prisma venture
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i wish they made it

dusk raven
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made what

full rapids
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BGS as devs suck ass

prisma venture
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new wolfenstein

dusk raven
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they are making one

prisma venture
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like new order was

full rapids
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🙂

dusk raven
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wolf 3 is in dev

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i think they learned from yungblood

full rapids
dusk raven
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new order still ontop

prisma venture
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even new colosus was gae

dusk raven
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i didn't like it

prisma venture
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like shit its about killing nazis dont need to bring woke shit into my game

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im here to kill people not to hear all political talk

dusk raven
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bro you're playing a game with nazis

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ofc you gon hear political talk lmao

full rapids
prisma venture
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well in new order it was good

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like look doom 3D was peak

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see no talk just killing

dusk raven
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it's not the political shit
new colossus just sucked

prisma venture
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true

dusk raven
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play return to castle wolfenstein

prisma venture
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did on christmas

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shit is cinema

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and them fraulein

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geez

dusk raven
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play dusk then

full rapids
prisma venture
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truly

full rapids
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Look at TF new blood publishes

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A lot of good stuff

deep topaz
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Game with nazis and counterculture
y so political

fallow trellis
dusk raven
fluid heron
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and i dont even find the fit atrocious

dusk raven
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fat chud maxxing

deep topaz
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The only complaint I couldn't get over with new colossus

prisma venture
deep topaz
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Literally every important member of the...group, is some sort of marginalized group

prisma venture
full rapids
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I like how Dusk dev shitposted
Interview after 69420 copies getting sold
Or soap buffed cuz someone said it does too much dmg

deep topaz
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Like I get it, you're going to have blacks and jews and such on the counter group, but blazko is like literally the only white guy. Fergus doesn't count he was grandfathered in

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And he's Irish

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And crippled

fluid heron
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he should be blowing up cars

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yet again another marginalized group

prisma venture
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just becuse he is irish

dusk raven
prisma venture
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i love that prick

dusk raven
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same was in new order

prisma venture
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max is best

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fr

dusk raven
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you got bj who had jewish roots
a cripple
hendrix

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max hauss

deep topaz
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Yeah but it just makes it look like these people are only fighting them because they're not the normal anymore

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If you had some regular white guys and gals it would be different

dusk raven
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they just botched it in new colossus

prisma venture
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true

dusk raven
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they did that in new order and it was goated

prisma venture
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and the only "normal" white guy is that kid

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who u can save

dusk raven
deep topaz
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Wyatt was cool

prisma venture
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dont know what is his name but he made him scared and shit

dusk raven
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i didn't like wyatt that much tbh

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always felt like he was secondary

deep topaz
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Completely inferior to Fergus though

prisma venture
dusk raven
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cause he was like 17-18 in the 40s

prisma venture
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so what?

dusk raven
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he is different after you go out

deep topaz
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But that's like saying mozart's 5th concerto sucks because he also made something better

prisma venture
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he strom the castle with rest guys

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and survived

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somewhat

dusk raven
prisma venture
dusk raven
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no they didn't lmao

deep topaz
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He was almost certainly a conscript

prisma venture
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  • i dont think they were normal army
fluid heron
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in the end im a racist and any diveristy in games makes my blood boil

deep topaz
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As was everyone

dusk raven
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they react to it when they see it

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he was scared in war
normal shit

dusk raven
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he changes later

prisma venture
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fellow racist

fluid heron
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thats really the meat and taters of it

lean oak
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I heard u guys

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Talking about

prisma venture
fluid heron
fluid heron
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like im gonna be real it doesnt matter if its done tastefully and not pandering i dont care

lean oak
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Hungarians in the game about Czechs???

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Kurwa magyars

full rapids
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Tbh
You can see how new wolf games went to shit
Youngblood ending up as girl power type shit
Not like game was any good

dusk raven
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yea the game sucked in both ways lmao

prisma venture
dusk raven
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fucking healthbars

prisma venture
lean oak
lean oak
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Konsti sraci

manic cave
prisma venture
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loud

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its loud guys

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watch out

pseudo robin
dusk raven
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mozart was into shit*

manic cave
pseudo robin
# manic cave

idk how to feel about the fallout show they obviously put a heap of effort into the sets and shit but the writing is ASS

manic cave
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Chops a fucking deathclaws head off.

pseudo robin
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not a bunker or anything

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just some shed

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it's such poor writing and that's just one little example

manic cave
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True. Like that shit wasn't raided????

pseudo robin
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exactly

lean oak
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Quite

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Fuck Hungary

prisma venture
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true true mylad

pseudo robin
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@manic cave it really could of been a kino show

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if they had even semi competent writers

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it feels like high school production tier shit at times

prisma venture
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man

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reddit and the czech subreddit

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man

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it gives me fuckin headache

lean oak
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Why

prisma venture
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libtards

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some ididots are going on protest agints our gov that just got elected and they love our commie president and they need to "defend" him

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man ill just try to get banned there

toxic sundial
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I should be given like a bajillion dollars I think

prisma venture
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true

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what in the actaul fuck

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what is roblox even about

lean oak
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Needs juice?

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What juice

prisma venture
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juice?

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🧃

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here

lean oak
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Juicy juice

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Thanks

prisma venture
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fuck it

fluid heron
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weapon swap setup done

prisma venture
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im downloading fallout 3

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never played it

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so time to play it

fluid heron
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just do ttw

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save some time

pseudo robin
fluid heron
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fallout 3 is ran off of fucking toothpicks and spit

prisma venture
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whats not good about it

fluid heron
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the engine is terrible the story sucks the intro is fucking cancer and almost an hour long

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and theres no new vegas

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if you wanna play fallout 3 set up a basic ttw install and the engine stability is way better

pseudo robin
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everything

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fallout 3 is dogshit

fluid heron
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just do this

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and try it out

fluid heron
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it just ports fallout 3 into new vegas engine

prisma venture
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fuck sake

fluid heron
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its not too bad

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once you get into wsg and putting shit on top is when it gets bad

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and it also lets you swap between the two

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goin from f3 to new vegas or vice versa

prisma venture
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yeah

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ive seen the mod

fluid heron
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just do it

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basically only way to play fallout 3 on modern hardware

prisma venture
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ill see

fluid heron
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ttw is insanely easy to install with the tbot guide

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you basically just run a ttw installation import through mo2 and install the engine mods required to make the game functional and youre done

prisma venture
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i manged to download fuckin gamma

fluid heron
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if you have enough reading comprehension to do gamma

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shit will be easy

pseudo robin
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crazy people struggle with installing gamma

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shit is super easy

fluid heron
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actual tards

prisma venture
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i just dont know why i dont see the gamma logo

fluid heron
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did you move the file location

prisma venture
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like shit

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my internet not the fastest and i have in on hdd not ssd

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took me like 1 hour and something

fluid heron
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you are going to want to do ttw on an ssd

prisma venture
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1 hour and 43 min or something

fluid heron
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i can get a ttw merge done in like 15 minutes

prisma venture
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my ssd is small

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only 19gb left

fluid heron
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on hardrives it takes like an hour and a half

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you have so many drives christ

prisma venture
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i got only one hdd :/

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i should invest

fluid heron
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i just got a 2 tb nvme and its fine

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my only drive

prisma venture
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nice

fluid heron
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that was of course before ai became a plague on us all

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and it only cost 120 buicks

prisma venture
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only

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im fuckin student

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im trying to survive here

fluid heron
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for my entire build

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including monitors and peripherals

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it was 1500

prisma venture
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jesus

fluid heron
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most expensive thing was a 3080 ti

prisma venture
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i wish

fluid heron
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that was because i worked a tip based job

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during christmas

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so people would just come in and hand me their wallet

prisma venture
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peak

fluid heron
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i had a guy come in and give 200 to me and my homie during christmas eve

prisma venture
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fuckin rich cunts

fluid heron
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and our cook

prisma venture
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good for u tho

fluid heron
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so he gave out 600 bucks

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he was a christian dude he just felt like it was part of his duty to give

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never saw him ever again

prisma venture
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bless that guy

fluid heron
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he didnt even want thanks

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shit i had to yell at him and ask for his name as he was trying to leave

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didnt even get anything and we were offering him food

fluid heron
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he said as he was pulling up the intersection outside he felt he had to come in and give

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fucking sick cunt

prime zenith
fluid heron
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fucking cool dude

prime zenith
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id go out and kiss them

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fr

drifting mantle
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 nudist

A person that [typically] prefers not to wear clothes [when the] situation permits. [Not to be confused with] streaker.

[If you ever] meet a nudist, [just look] them [in the eyes].

sacred mountain
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i saw that iedy

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you are not slick

sacred mountain
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/urban streaker

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welp

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/urban search:streaker

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yeah fuck you too alex

dusk raven
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at least he admitted

prisma venture
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guys is there any program that can deep clean my discs

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like for example my C i have only windows on that and some programs but shit is full

bold kettle
low atlas
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Check manually, use windirstat to find out what's filling it

prisma venture
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tf is windirstat

low atlas
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It could be caches, could be that you accidentally had gamma on your desktop

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Disk use statistics tool

prisma venture
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shit older then me

low atlas
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still works like a charm

prisma venture
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ill give it chacne

dusk raven
prisma venture
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why does pac eat my shit

split canyonBOT
low atlas
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It's processing

pseudo robin
dusk raven
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pac man eating yo data

prisma venture
prisma venture
tidal trellis
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I'm playing something!!!

low atlas
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Now go explore

prisma venture
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tf am i lookin at

split canyonBOT
tidal trellis
prisma venture
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😕

low atlas
# prisma venture

So the bottom side of the tab are color coded chunks of your drive visualised, you don't need to pay attention to that, go check your users folder and find out what's taking up 30gb

split canyonBOT
tidal trellis
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oh come on!! madge

prisma venture
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ty

tidal trellis
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oh yeah pepefridge @low atlas did u know busy vanished?

smoky sonnet
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omg hi flop @tidal trellis poggers

low atlas
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I still speak to him

bold kettle
split canyonBOT
prisma venture
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damn

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that is kinda peak

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ty

low atlas
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Anytime

drifting mantle
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When can I finally post bare tits in brainfart?

lean oak
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U can’t

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U have to

tidal trellis
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was he abducted by aliens

frail scaffold
low atlas
drifting mantle
stoic girder
drifting mantle
tidal trellis
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oki

tepid pebble
tidal trellis
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welp pepefridge time to play peak game

low atlas
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Truly blessed folk

tepid pebble
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holy shit its fast now

low atlas
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Yepp

eager igloo
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YOOOO ZIZKA

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My man

fallow trellis
drifting mantle
naive bison
fallow trellis
drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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me

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me

drifting mantle
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Why am I not suprised?

frail scaffold
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cars: streets are made for cars!

cops: you know you cant cycle on the sidewalk right?

me:

drifting mantle
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Sounds very American

tepid pebble
fallow trellis
tepid pebble
frail scaffold
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i need yall to know as someone who is also looked down on by these cyclist aliens they hate me too dont worry

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i just use it to get to work these guys are aliens

drifting mantle
tepid pebble
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you bike to work ? in all that sweat

frail scaffold
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only in the summer really

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and yeah it sucks so i usually just walk

tepid pebble
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we had one in the workplace

frail scaffold
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i can smell him already

tepid pebble
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buff meathead

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engineer too

frail scaffold
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we got one coworker who a lil fat and she got that fat stink™

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dreadful

tepid pebble
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do people really go to work without showering

frail scaffold
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yes

fluid heron
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the amount of times ive wanted to run over cyclists is too many to count

deep topaz
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Corn on the cat

frail scaffold
tepid pebble
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i cant even leave my house without showering

frail scaffold
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the only time yall wont run over something is if itll hurt your car

fluid heron
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people in georgia already barely know how to drive

deep topaz
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Cyclists think the whole road is for them

frail scaffold
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georgia country or state

fluid heron
frail scaffold
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my condolences

fluid heron
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im not eu

manic cave
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Lwk just drive as fast as you can into oncoming traffic

deep topaz
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Nobody within 50 miles of a city knows how to drive

frail scaffold
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the south is nice for one reason, no rock salt in the winter

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so your cars last longer

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thats it though

fluid heron
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zero rust

rocky geode
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nice

fluid heron
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and the engine is still goated

frail scaffold
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im gonna look into buying a sienna but ill just have to accept jack frost and all the salt he shits on the roads will take her eventually

fluid heron
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replaced everything on the car other than the engine

frail scaffold
tepid pebble
fluid heron
frail scaffold
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the engine great doe

fluid heron
rocky geode
fluid heron
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the engine still hauls

frail scaffold
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if you try to get it to 60 too fast you feel the transmission try to jump out of the hood and kill you

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its awesome

fluid heron
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things never blown a head gasket or nothing

drifting mantle
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It should be legal to run over cyclists with my car, if they use the street instead of the perfectly useable cycling lane

fluid heron
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we have no cycling lanes

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what they do is go 5 mph in the lane on a highway

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i got shit to do

rocky geode
frail scaffold
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just missing all the trash and debris

fluid heron
frail scaffold
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honestly this looks fun tho

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idk why this is on "worst bike lanes"

rocky geode
dusk raven
naive bison
fluid heron
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we dont have the gsp here

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cuz we arent in atlanta

dusk raven
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what kinda heat wave fucked it that bad

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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yeah cus you can kill people

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dump ass

tepid pebble
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what the fuck

dusk raven
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i think bikers are way more annoying than cyclists

fluid heron
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bro was in fortnite

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
dusk raven
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retards come to an empty street at night to rev engines

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hopefully

fluid heron
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fucking hate bikers

tepid pebble
dusk raven
#

?

frail scaffold
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every biker i know has either died or met a fate worse than death

fluid heron
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and not people who ride bikes you know who i mean when i say bikers

dusk raven
fluid heron
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those types

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motorycycler

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Bike / baɪk

-# aka. pedal, bicycle, wheel, cycle, motorcycle

  1. Ride a bicycle
  2. A motor vehicle with two wheels and a strong frame
  3. A wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved by foot pedals
deep topaz
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Bikers are the biggest personally closeted openly gae club there is

drifting mantle
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Bikes are wire donkeys

frail scaffold
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no one calls cyclists bikers tho so i think it works

fluid heron
deep topaz
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What about biker furries

dusk raven
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there was a dude working near a bakery next to my house who had a cool af harley
he used to park it next to my house

frail scaffold
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i wanted to get a motorcycle but ehh just too dangerous for me, instead i will learn to skateboard, thats clearly safer

fluid heron
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what about the of models that just have an ass cam and get in accidents

drifting mantle
fluid heron
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this is the entirety of the motorcycle community is closeted furries furries and of models

tepid pebble
frail scaffold
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that implies theyre all good looking

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when theyre NOT

dusk raven
fluid heron
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and post cringe ass videos

frail scaffold
fluid heron
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the motorcycle community has been appropriated by fucking lsoers

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like every community

deep topaz
fluid heron
# deep topaz

not even gonna look this up if he quoted this jeremy would just say tis shit

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we need some hammond appreciation in here

frail scaffold
dusk raven
fluid heron
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and when hammond got into the crash trying to break the land speed record

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and then got straight back to driving around after a near fatal incident

frail scaffold
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billy idol got into an accident on his motorcycle that literally killed him and he got resuscitated and made a song basically saying "im gonna keep doing what im doing till it kills me"

fluid heron
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or when hammond met his hero evel knievel and he turned out to be just a fucking piece of shit

primal kayak
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Fellas

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It's peak time

frail scaffold
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this either will go insanely hard or be the worst movie youve ever seen

tepid pebble
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is the pastor evil or good

primal kayak
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Probably good

tepid pebble
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"After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas."

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hes good

fluid heron
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if the next souls miyazaki foot fetish game doesnt have invasions

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its fucking over

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i will no longer be a souls fan

frail scaffold
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i dunno but theyre definitely trying to make invasions harder and harder which sucks

fluid heron
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seamless somewhats fixes it

frail scaffold
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cus it just attracts the aids players to invade an only them

fluid heron
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but you still have spirit ashes during an invasion

frail scaffold
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the average player will never win an invasion

fluid heron
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so if you are already fighting a stacked 3v1 they cna just summon mimic tears

frail scaffold
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so you have to play like a complete asshole to win

fluid heron
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its a higher skilled player

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against lower skilled players

frail scaffold
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its not though

fluid heron
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but if you have any knowledge over pvp in a 2v1 shit is easy as fuck

frail scaffold
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its 3 lower skilled players vs 1 higher skilled player

fluid heron
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true

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elden ring is probably the worst with it

frail scaffold
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another reason why invading sucks

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you will only invade ppl who have summons

fluid heron
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just from the ashes and spells being absolute spam

frail scaffold
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no one (unless they literally want to be invaded) will use the item to make them invaded solo

fluid heron
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like fighting a 3v1 in ds3 wasnt nearly as difficult or annoying

tepid pebble
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i remember dark souls 1 with games for windows live and salty messages

frail scaffold
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dark souls 3 had pontiff area which was fun asf for teamfights

fluid heron
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ds3 probably had the best souls pvp

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ever

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other than maybe ds2 which also had really good pvp but i aint playing that shit

drifting mantle
fluid heron
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and ds1 was just backstabs

frail scaffold
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ds2 was my favorite but i was a kid back then and still played pvp shiet

primal kayak
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Starts off strong

frail scaffold
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i wasnt fan of ds3 fighting

fluid heron
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idk elden rings pvp is just stale

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its all hyper armor bs

frail scaffold
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it is stale i hate it too

fluid heron
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or just spam l2

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theres no nuance

frail scaffold
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elden ring is just weapon arts it stinks so bad

fluid heron
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its either run an op setup or get your shit rocked on invasions

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yeah but on the flipside

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it makes you feel like god when you just shit on some people who do nothing but spam l2

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like even if the ash of wars are op as shit you still come out on top

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compared to ds3 its much more overwhelming odds

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and honestly seamless invasion are way more fun cuz they are actually challenging

frail scaffold
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dark souls 3 is a microcosm of when you give pvp players the illusion of a fair playing field and how insane they will really get

fluid heron
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the people who play it atleast have the basic concious to install a mod

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when i would play on console elden ring

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holy shit

frail scaffold
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like when the bugs started getting discovered like bow glitch and the one with gaels bow

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yeesh

fluid heron
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i would go on 50 invasion win streaks

frail scaffold
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when i was playing with my ex there was no invasions at all

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and i didnt want no invasions but i didnt want to be invaded every 3 minutes either

fluid heron
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on console i would just invade shit on everybody and wait for the next one

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in seamless i fight for my fucking life

frail scaffold
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but as usual theres no middle ground

fluid heron
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and seamless gives you all your flasks to

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the main issue i had with elden ring console pvp is how punished you were with your resources

stoic girder
frail scaffold
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did you know the elden ring invasion timer would start resetting after the invader joined, not after you killed him? so if you take too long to kill him theyll get replaced as soon as another player connects

fluid heron
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dont know i never summoned for dark souls games pve

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shit is easy

frail scaffold
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tune in for more retarded fromsoft facts

fluid heron
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invasions are just so hostile for newer players

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like i had to force myself to like it

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and now i cant stop doing invasions

pseudo robin
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Ive never played a souls game tbh

frail scaffold
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keep it that way

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if you do start at 1

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its the goat

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imo

fluid heron
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invaders should be learning that shit at lower levels

pseudo robin
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I tried to play ds2 but got filtered by the first boss

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If imma be real

frail scaffold
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bro.....

fluid heron
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less punishing and you dont get 3 shot

frail scaffold
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not last giant man

fluid heron
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are you like a lobotimite?

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do you not have motor function?

pseudo robin
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Just isnt for me i didnt enjoy it

frail scaffold
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more useless funfact: did you know if you die to last giant he gains new moves

fluid heron
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nobody would know

frail scaffold
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most players dont see it cus they dont die to him

fluid heron
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hes that fucking easy

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like even the elden ring dlc sure it beat my ass for the first 4 hours

frail scaffold
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ill admit ive died to him before and its usually just me being a retard

fluid heron
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souls games are just not that difficult

frail scaffold
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overconfidence is a slow an insidious killer

fluid heron
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maybe ive been playing games too long

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cuz ill see people fucking struggle

frail scaffold
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i remember the first game didnt click with me TILL the final boss

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i struggled the whole game and honestly it felt great

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i love cbt

fluid heron
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bro i was doing gravelord invasions back in 2020

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hard to fucking believe 2020 was 6 years ago

pseudo robin
frail scaffold
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no

frail scaffold
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id sooner stick my dick in an anthill

fluid heron
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realized way too late i play too much games to be spending all my time on tarkov

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then just dropped it

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that game is like being in a clan on rust its a fucking full time job

drifting mantle
rocky geode
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employed descion

fluid heron
pseudo robin
fluid heron
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most accesible

frail scaffold
fluid heron
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you can just straight up skip bosses and its intended

frail scaffold
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not a bad thing for some reasons but a reality

fluid heron
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you dont even have to fight margit bro

pseudo robin
manic cave
pseudo robin
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But i dont think its for me

frail scaffold
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when games get more popular they have to appeal to wider audiences

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well they dont HAVE to but the infinite growth model demands for it

fluid heron
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elden ring was the single most popular souls game of all time

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bro patch 1.2 shenanigans were fucking insane

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sword of night and flame

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you barely had to play the fucking game

frail scaffold
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cus if you make another game that didnt sell as much as the last title you might as well be hitler to your investors

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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its why AAA will die eventually

fluid heron
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its the most accesible dark souls game

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and the most input intensive

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other than maybe sekiro

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sekiro is all input no accesibility

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parry or get shit on casul

drifting mantle
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I thought souls games aren't for me as well.
Then I tried Dark Souls 1 Remaster and it clicked

fluid heron
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darks souls 1 is so fucking good

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its easy

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but man

drifting mantle
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Until I got to Ornstein and Smough omegakekw

fluid heron
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is the setting good

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i first tried o and s

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capra demon gave me more trouble because miyazaki loves having dogs be a galactic level threat

drifting mantle
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Capra demon was ez for me

fluid heron
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they teleport in ds3

drifting mantle
fluid heron
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cant imagine being a modern pokemone fan

drifting mantle
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Same

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Too many retarded Pokemon

fluid heron
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this is gonna sound controversial

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black and white was the last good pokemon game

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im sick of seeing hate on black and white

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that shit was fucking goated

drifting mantle
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Never played it lmao

fluid heron
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like the only hate i see spouted on black and white

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was that a single pokemon

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1

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was an icecream cone

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its always vanillice

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acting like the newer games dont have way more dogshit pokemon designs

drifting mantle
fluid heron
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this is what mfs are hating on

drifting mantle
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Number 582

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No wonder I never heard of it lmao

fluid heron
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you only know the gen 1s?

drifting mantle
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Yee

fluid heron
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lot of people like that

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i dropped pokemon after black and white

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played omega ruby hated it

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played x and y

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hated it

fluid heron
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and then he comes back and does sick ass flips in a wheelchair

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tell me polnareff isnt the goat

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also has the hardest pose

drifting mantle
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My favorite is still dio

frail scaffold
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this is genuinely an insane pose

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like actually try to hit this

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you cant

fluid heron
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physically impossible pose

frail scaffold
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i wouldnt say impossible but you absolutely gotta have some crazy core

fluid heron
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and he just hits that shit after monologuing about his murdered sister

frail scaffold
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and probably lightweight

frail scaffold
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which idk if those can coincide

fallow trellis
fluid heron
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my favorite characters in all of anime are sanji koichi and krillin

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koichi is the only official jojo character to get a hair job let that sink in

fluid heron
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shit i wouldve folded too if i had the button to blow 18 up

fossil swan
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it's true

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i played cards in the back of the class while my teacher got ragebaited asf

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and she ripped the cards apart

fluid heron
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i used to just sleep in class

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and get 90s on tests

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teachers fucking hated it

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had a teacher who hated me enough that i did a project and they said i didnt do it

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and they got pulled in by the principal and yelled at

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it was basically my entire family and the principal dog piling on her

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bro my fucking chat is a ghost town because im a grown ass man

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they rolled out the age chat shit

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cant even shit talk kids anymore

solar breach
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These are ancient fym

fluid heron
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those badges have been there for a minute

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i had body temperature iq and i could still sleep in class and pass

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i was just tryna get home and get on the game

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bro they are avatar items now?

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why?

drifting mantle
fluid heron
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fucking why

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havent spent a single robux on my shit

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before you ask i was cheating

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when synapse x was still a thing

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best 20 bucks i ever spent

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why

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the ceo is a fucking pedo im not even gonna hold you

drifting mantle
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It's over

fluid heron
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all the new chat restriction shit did is let pedos select their victims

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bro i scanned my face and that shit said i was 13 at 20

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i had a full beard

drifting mantle
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Is that... 🤢
A WOMAN'S FACE?! 🤮

fluid heron
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im boutta cop

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that shit is funny as fuck

drifting mantle
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@naive bison

fluid heron
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boutta slam on these two

solar breach
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My ionization chamber in my survey meter isn't warming up

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Pls don't be broken

fluid heron
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HOLY SHIT

drifting mantle
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OOF

drifting mantle
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Holy peak

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Thank god

fluid heron
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tempted to buy this shit just to troll people

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buy an isreali flag and a palestinian flag just to piss people off

drifting mantle
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The whole Israel Drip

fluid heron
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roblox attracts the most room temperature iq people ever

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i could be playing like ass and just because of my name they think im cheating

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and then i just get to troll the fuck out of them until they leave

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wouldnt cheat in roblox anymore considering every executor after synapse x is just poorly disguised malware

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no

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they got sued