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Shalom my dear friend
Huh whats your deal
Released from the janny black site
Shabbat is on Friday 
So?
More people i piss of more happy i am
some dude got shot in the airport
i hope my flight wont get delayed
dude had a knife wanted to go out of the airplane
charged at the police
got shot by a 9mil
how did he get a knife past security?
inb4 pakistan lets you bring those on board
this airport is in the provincial areas
this place is a godforsaken place
they dont even tell you your boarding gate till the last minute
I tot it was a terrorist attack
confused about the knofe and alteraction part
but all i know is a cop shot him with a glock
it was only an isolated incident 
dad died
his funeral is here
also getting police reports
apparently his family that disowned him took his shit
when he died
thats my shit
i want it
Did he write a will?
theyre hiding his phone wallet and documents all evidence that shows they excluded him from the inheritance
Is pakistani inheritance law goofy? 
no he didnt he didnt expect to die that fast
i havent gotten to inheritance law yet
thats why i hired a lawyer
but a top shot city lawyer
gonna fly that fucker over here when they deny mt demand letter for my inheritance
You wouldve gone pro se if you took the course?! 
nah i wouldnt
even if i passed that already im not. lawyer yet
gotta pass the bar exam first
also im not representing myself in my own inheritance case
same level as presententing myself in a criminal one
plus there are people who literally specialize in this, they scrape their clients relative dry
so uh, did your dad have any other progeny that could claim the inheritance?
my only regret is that my mom didnt marry someone with a normal family
no he had no bitches
She still single? 
zero bitches
...what
extremely homophobic
She had you in her 50s?
and only just now in law school?
never too late for knowledge
do they still let old fogeys in?
in some places theyre like "nah not worth training" is why I asked tbh
besides men in their 50s is still good
besides young law students respect you more since seniority is ingrained in our culture
they kiss ass to me sometimes the same as they kiss ass to professors
professors find it hard to grill me since im either the same age as them or their parents
is it a psychological conditioning thing 
not sure if pity or respect 
theres a shitton of stories of poor old people going to college and graduating
but im neither old or poor
balding yes bald no
one of my old and gray looks like santa claus ass coworkers is going to school for nuclear engineering
boutta be richer (inb4 you will be old and poor by the time the inheritance resolves
my property law professor did not give a shit and failed my retarded ass because were the same age
hes 50 ish
also hes bald
so maybe thats why he didnt like me
Is he younger or older as far as profs go?
ok unc, let's put those pants on and make breakfast
jimmy neutron of law
teaches legal research
so they did not trust him enough to handle an actual subject
seniority prevails
fuck theyd probably give me something like criminal law if they saw my ass apply
https://youtu.be/ER1flPzSH0U?si=fW7nPXQM_AFdrKfJ @stoic girder
Remember when everyone posted it last yer
me when i see big booty black women
@stoic girder where you at white boy
Gotta go get some white monster.
well you got a white monster right here
got monarch and mango loco
white monster?
Mango Loco is peak
FAFO
why is there liquid xalrider now
what did she think was gonna happen
I had a dream where me and a bunch of people I used to know went into an abandoned GameStop in a mall. We broke in and i stole myself a 750W power supply
what gamestop even sells pc parts
Idk man its dream world
i keep ending up in the same "workplace" in my dream based on my job
This
it always looks the same and i know where shit is
Yes
Pepsi
Deaded
Etc
damn
Bro they even glow
and im still playing the game
i havent played 7d2d in a long while
surroundead has those
but thats also the easiest most chickenshit "survival" game ive ever played
unabomber ted ?
loot respawns as if people are still around and go to the grocery store
How long is that shit wip?
Fucking retards man 
At least she found out
N pic is cool

Ohh yeah
They blamed us for delay
how to blame playerbase for delay
single use storage containers are fucking retarded
i see why they call it the black ops now
She has the whole internet in her pocket and doesn't know Cheetas are the only large cat that won't kill you.
Tl;dr
They made biomes into crap smoothie game
Ppl got mad
They had to rework it
N on stream they did blame us for it
Floyd? Is that you?
i remember reading about the biome thing initially and how it made me not want to reinstall
Always carry firearms with you, for an emergency like that 
"NOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE ALL THE SHIT CHANGES WE MAKE ITS YOUR FAULT CHUD NOOOO"
is how that comes off
Yeah
N rework cut into dev time
They gave a snide remark
maybe dont shit the game up in the first place
Yo @naive bison
Did the dum dum explain on the you support terrorism bit or nah
I think VEIN is more what I'm looking for in terms of zombie games
Closest comparison is zomboid but 3d
Very granular, can do a ton of stuff. Simlike
And I thought these things are docile to humans because I'm in a server that keeps shilling them for some reason. Yeah, no, don't fucking interact with any wild fucking animal no matter how big or small
Wrong wild cat
Unless you go into a city
Also
Never turn your back to a cat
Shocking news, game stuck in alpha for 10 years suffers delays
Especially a house cat. They'll walk up to you and rub themselves on you. Terrifying
Cheetah is like
only exception from the wild cats
But they are retarded as hell soo
I'm glad they were in alpha for that long honestly. I started a long time ago and the game is completely different from when it started
I think it's in a much better place now
allo
Stella how many pets do you own
5 fluffy cats
1 is
3 out of the 5
but not that much of a bastard
I wish I had an indoor cat. Such fun little creatures
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i cant believe he decapitated cats to make biscuits
based
Pics or didnt happen
Silent hill fart
i got it and 2 in a bundle on winter sale for $40
lol
yeah that bundle
welcome to the modern age
And its shjt as well
code vein 2 has a $100 ultra edition
Silent mid
neither
the first 2 are kino
i did like the volga section of exodus
the rest was pretty mid however
It feels game is artifically made longer by those open world sections
it's got infinitely respawning enemies but limited resources/ammo
like that shit doesn't respawn
im finally out of that place
Yeah its a stupid design
The first 2 games are much better then exodus imo
I replayed them last week for the first time in ages shit is kino of the highest order

trvth
Truth Nuke
highguard
It's called the golden horde for a reason

ITS OVER , WATCH!
I GOT THE HIGH GUARD NOW
Finally
tohught it was brazil for a moment
It happens to the best of us
cute pumba
cutest killa eva
pumbober extremely angry
It obese
Why would someone keep a pumbomb
MORBIDLY A BEAST
To get eaten by it when they're asleep
Same with tigers and shit
This
Yuu gon mol mi??

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Like,...
bro is fuckin cracked
2b is she was good
gaeblade let it rip

I cant get over this graph
Vero
only for vero
i sneaked it in after the others were removed
In a just world falcoengine could react to every message however it wants
In another Server (very racist) I am in, they have a bot that just randomly drops words in the chat.
Shit like (laugh track)
yea but for a server this big it'll keep breaking
that's why the auto reacts were removed
it's really easy actually
never ask a racist the color skin of his gf

Huh
Always chasing what you can't have
send him to the bottom of the sea, thanks
@dusk raven thoughts on the song dynasty resisting the mighty yuan

What's that?
holy fucking peak
The house always wins chuddie

@quaint ore @heady crow us soon
@naive bison you too actually
just change m113 to bmp
look its going to happen anyway
no poing to resist it
what if we were in Donbass
and our vaporized remains touched?
M this, M that
How about you make up better names?
bro i wont even get a M113 i am assigned to fucking light infantry battalion

@drifting mantle @prisma venture
get a quadbike if youre lucky
best iwill get is a JLTV
what if we were in the trenches
and we had to double up in our sleeping bags to stay warm?
Fol the new wold oldel!
when you are flirting with a jewish girl
make sure to specify that you want her MOBILE number
drill sergeant mentioned that in basic training
and you have to get almost naked in the sleeping bag
i will 100% use that joke to see if she gets the humor or not
if she gets it then wife material
Clanker
oh yeah didnt @heady crow squad do that
contraband from sralnya
"Why would you think that you can defeat me by yourself?"
"I'm not alone."
It's beautiful
Honestly one of the worst boss fights I've seen
The absolute state of WT rn
South Europe when the snow hits and they got no heating
good or shit, call it
Shit
been more than a year since i dont play re4 remake
More than a year, since you didn't play it? So you're currently playing it or what?
did someone found a way to speedrun cyberpunk in 30 minutes yet
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still not playing it
beat the game twice, last one was on the hardest diff
I find the cutscenes and the dialogue cringe.
I prefer the OG
But I enjoy the gameplay of the remake
same
still prefer the OG
lol btw i was playing re5 with my nephew a few weeks ago, found a split screen mod for pc
I just want gameplay of the remake tagged on the og lmao

Do you have the Sheva Tribal costume?


you must spam "come on" with chris it is mandatory
i let him play with chris, while i "much appreciate" sheva's gameplay
alla is great
whats brotherly in the army is gae in the civilian life
imagine having no anus
@quaint ore

NO DICK
NO BALLS
bro's foraging it
in the bushes foraging for my little bean
@dusk raven type shit you would post
the french can't accept people in this community
the brits can't too

damn
disappointing his parents
Eric is busting it down sexual style
damn u actualy play japane and do the shit with islands? good shit
Average First Date Expierence
Yeah ive captured south east asia and india next step in australia and hawaii
Get btfo us navy
good luck
Japanese ships made of steel folded thousand times
don't expect much from getting australia
big fuckoff center has nothing
like 20 factories for the whole continent
I must capture my country
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delight got sniped for less
and dares to react with this

we all know he's downloading resident evil with 1 hand after watching that
@narrow lotus @pale ingot
new pfp and name ? hell yeah whats up nerd
how we doin
fallout 4
modded
lmao
seems about right
,
played it again just before that
shouldn't have done that now it feels like shit
im waiting for rematser to play it again
Shame bethesda games are written by actual retards
2 months earlier: "My son is missing"
Today: "yea fuck this get nuked shaum"
fuck yeah
gotta nuke them retards
I did a mojave brotherhood run in hoi4 old world blues
They were this close to make nate an actual badass and they immediately pussied out
Shit was peak
peak
einstein said similar shit about chinese women
also there is fallout mod for hoi4 @pseudo robin
u should give it a try
i made new texas
shit was peak
Why do you not ping me? Fuck you
happy?
This is why it's better than val

Yeah ive played enclave mojave brotherhood and legion
Yeah
unfathomably based
u played furries?

Pull up the Tumblr vulpes inculta fanart
Nah
vulpes is a pussy
lanius is the real one
i don't join the legion just to fight lanius
Lanius is that black muscular dude from im a 🦁 🍕 🐔 daddy vid
i allweys go say hi to cesar
(Speech 100) i bet you got no hands pussy run back to arizona
(When he gets wounded enough he runs away and calls for backup)
and then blast his face in like curt cobain did
What
tactical
Holy peak
Yup, love how hoi4 really makes you suffer through their resource shortage
would you let ET finger your ass
Panicking and throwing grenades
This is what a kino gaming experience looks like
Invisible (2021) by Duran Duran is the best song on the radio in F:NV (2010)
This some shit joshua might pull
Ive captured the east indies and all of india
Truly inspiring graham quote
I slept from 12 to 6, just not the correct 12 to 6 
Nice!
more darkfart reposts
Now sleep at other 12 too
Fdr chiang kaishek and churchill on suicide watch rn

Or i stay awake for 28 hours, i mean thats basically 16 hours of a regular day plus a hoi4 campaign
The visuals so fucked up I couldn't tell if it was stalker, hl2, or vegas
It looks like radar
"You're listening to Radio New Vegas."
"Has someone ever been unable to say your name? Have you ever felt invisible?"
(invisible.mp3)
mr new vegas is so peak
this awkward retard in fo4 is fucking annoying
Fo4 is so ass todd really should end it at this point
don't diss my goat

At least we can fix him
Fo76 radio operator
i've yet to go to diamond city
By far the worst
level 42
At least diamomd city isnt built around a fucking nuke
I want a remaster of fallout 1 and 2 shit would be peak
I think the idea around megaton is that the crater makes it more defensible
but they built those massive fucking walls
builds in a crater instead of on a hill

and I'm not sure it would get flooded (like many people say) because it is elevated
for the same reason that it's a bad idea to dig a well on top of a hill
Just thinking about how based harry potter was for leaving the weasles at live in poverty while he has a literal pile of gold
well they were ginger
didn't he marry ron's sister
Harry having money is some wish fulfillment shit
like the end of Back to the Future
imagine going to this magical world (and having a lot of money!)
50 Shades of Grey does the same thing
imagine getting graped by this psycho (who has a lot of money!)
how is the economy in harry potter not fucked
you mean to tell me broke wizards can't just conjure/transmute/teleport money
the magical people are aware of the muggle world
how haven't they robbed the muggles of all their gold?
Mr homeless
they can tell the difference between real gold and magically duplicated gold, and it doesn't last long.
There's a shower of leprechaun gold at the World Cup in the fourth book. Some of the gingers stuff their bags with it, but it turned back into junk after a few hours.
You'd think somebody who'd lived their whole childhood there would be aware of something so basic about their world
nah id be the wizard counterfeiting king
no shit its a fucking fantasyverse
smell gas
i mean in the fantasyverse
eat ass
you won't make it
The Irish don't deserve charity
you aint built for these enchanted hallways, cuh
The correct answer
they're english
is that better or worse?
look at it from harry's pov
Worse
Harry Potter and the Funny Green Frog
not like they had 4chan in the early 90's
I don't even think they had 2chan
oh yeah ?
daniel radicalcliffe
Daniel?
Your line was "Please be quiet, sir."
2chan was set up in 2001
I confused it with something else
the real 2chan launched in 1999
goon night gang 🤞
grrr I hate society better harm a bunch of innocent people
mathematical genius btw
kill everyone
didnt had the pleasure to know about opa riming
what is this
its peak lad
I made an edit of this painstakingly redoing his entire outfit to the partisan clothes for the colonial faction of Foxhole and it got 8 upvotes on reddit so I'm never doing that again
Lmao
that game is pog, saw it got airplane update finally
show
parachute insertion partisan missions in my near future
I stopped playing foxhole after me and my friends’ bunker got mass reported by a clan and destroyed cause they wanted to build a bunker there
We spent like a week on that bunker
what branch
all warfare is based
u dont know what u miss on
if on alpha branch deserved if on Charlie they were dicks
idk, I can't read or write this language
oh
english overwrote my brain
i tought you pakistan peopple talk that
but why is it only male getting its ass eaten
It was on charlie I think, i havent played in years
i dont like this shit
Also the bunker was like NOWHERE NEAR THE FRONTLINE
try it
We were making an arty/logi outpost
why would u eat male ass
gettautahea
u ask your gf to eat your ass
look, idk about others they prolly can but, english overwrote my brain

ok
its gae if u make it

yeah that too
he did good and i hope people start to be like him
please
dickheads then
Were just starting concrete
anyway how's everyones day going 
Im incredibly ill
depends, if it's on alpha and a larger org has a plan you kinda just gotta go along, it's all for the war effort
unlike i had to go to work
but yeah its okey
The bunker they built was abandoned after like 2 weeks
They made a checkpoint and that was about it
Ive played the game a fuckton I've seen both scenarios where the larger group were just being dicks for no reason or the smaller group were truly building dumbshit that got in the way
without knowing more I cannot say
Fair
i love sphinx cats
I've seen a 30 man group claim a comp field just to run it poorly for 2 weeks then abandon it
I've seen scrap fields so efficient by 3 guys they singlehandedly won a given hex or two
To the extent of my knowledge we weren’t in the way, and were in fact actually helping since it was a logi stop, and was actively being resupplied
the only thing I know for certain is that wardens eat babies
They gotta eat something up there
$90 for 850w psu
its so over
"Adolf Hitler, the failed painter"
That's really not that bad. 4 years ago or so I got a 750 nonmodular for $60
Same brand
It's modular. That always adds at least $10
i want a ballsack kitty
they probably sweat alot
specialy in brazilian summer
sweat mark with his balls all over the house
let me break it down for you mark
@drifting mantle https://youtube.com/shorts/bte45O1fLns
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"Better known for his revolutionary philosophical papers and his contributions to security and safety world-wide, his message still resonates to this day."
parts you can cheap out on; keyboard, case, maybe mobo
ai generated image of Ted to make him look more attractive
Never cheap out on mobo
Literally the heart of your system
that's what case is
Steal it
That would be the cpu
Im just thinking you get nearly same performance from a 130$ mobo as a 300$ mobo
practically speaking
Cpu is brain
damn
Psu is blood and veins
spend that extra money on a slightly better GPU/CPU/ram
mice aren't that expensive for a good one either
Wait wouldn't the psu be the heart
Usually the price difference is made up by more periph slots or wifi integration
I either use Ethernet or external wifi antenna anyways 
So do I, but some people just want an all in one solution
i have always bought sub $100 and never been disappointed. seems like cheap mobos are good as long as u pick a reputable brand. the trick is to know exactly what you want and not pay for extra capabilities you wont use
I probably wouldn't sub 100$ but still, you can run a cheaper mobo just fine for a better GPU CPU
Most people confuse cheap mobos from reliable brands and cheap mobos from Chinese nonames
I personally only buy computer parts from Alibaba so I know I'm getting the good stuff
if i go to google and the google chrome pop up interrupts what im typing one more time im bombing google hq
pro tip : just stop using chrome
google can gargle my balls
actionable threat ❌
conditional threat ✅
kill yourself
retards learn 2 words and can't stop using them
yes that is normal middle schooler behavior
the fuck are you talking about
shut the fuck up
ok 
@primal rapids
Flesh Tearers
"happiness can't be bought"
Idk thought anything related to piracy might have resulted in mods molesting me 
i love those "what would be your job in the communist revolution?" tweets and reading the replies
Thats not piracy but the subreddit is... 
Imagine being a clanker or a half-clanker (retarded cyborg) struggling to update your retarded cyberbrain while the absolute and pure superior human flesh only needs to eat a sandwich so his brain is updated to the latest version
as long as you don't post pirated content or links to pirated content, you're fine
what's a sw
sex worker

The "I'm going to be the communal diaper boy" dude 
no, regular common o garden whore
what the helly
Fucked up looking skyrim you got there
todd did it again
the most realistic reply lol
do not let this mf near children
"i'm good at cooking eggs"

why is it always these degenerate sex freak weirdos trying to get near children
CURIOUS
Cuz they have no chance at getting together with a normal woman, so they try to manipulate children

i'd be in a mass grave because i dont work well with idiots with power
Fuck them
you vill dig ze hole
lots of those would need to be dug if half your society is sex workers and the other is people reading books
Can i be the cia agent tries to undermine the regime
I want to be the person that beats people
no you can be the sacrifical pawn the cia uses to undermine the regime 🙂
you will be beaten
I want to be an autobot
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dont worry we can be mass grave buddies
bro i fucking love that crab
The Indias were so good at dancing that the Jews all the way in Israel heard about it and made it rain for them
The only thing I don't understand about the whole "you will work the mines" thing, is that we've already got people doing all those shitty jobs. Yeah, some people may be reallocated to those positions if they're needed, but we've already got a lot of coal miners, shit shovelers, etc
I hate that the original to this is a we live in a society joke
The pen on the sickle bro 😭 
✏️
Thiscord is acting up
pretty sure it's a pencil
destroyed by facts and logic
Fuck english bro fuckass language
I am going to stick a pen into your pencil sharpener
are stairs and ladder the same word in turkish?
Yes, unironically
isn't pen short for pencil
fucking awful
I've mentioned this a bunch
but they're the same word in russian
in the english dub of Metro: 2033, one of the characters tells you to find the stairs, but there's only a ladder.
I thought they would have corrected it in the rerelease, but they didn't
do they even still have the voice actors? 

for some reason in french:
pencil = le crayon
pen = le stylo
wtf happens in arabic?
they are different things tho
yes
this is what i mean
Yeah they're not the same.
*without
left is a pen, right is pencil
i thought it was one word
you telling me pencils dont have graphite?
lead 
inb4 hur dur "wax pastel"
No they have lead so that you can have a little treat once in a while
the beer in their hand of course
the words are completely unrelated
pen is ultimately from the latin word penna, meaning feather. some romance languages even use the same word for pen and feather today.
pencil is from the latin word penicilium, meaning paintbrush
they aren't even related in latin
Damn just realised "I like eating kiwis" has 3 meanings
dang
but pencil is related to the word penis
...they actually never had lead 
One could say a man can draw a child inside a woman
it was just graphite that they thought was lead
Ur telling me "Bleistift" was a lie?
if you keep talking like that, I'm going to draw on your face

Richtig
How do I avoid this physique?
eat food more than once a week
We should normalize being a little chubby like that 🥹
not get captured by the germans and sent to Auschwitz?
straight up ghouling it
you could punch this guy square in the sternum and hed died
he genuinely looks like a starving indian
He might be dead already
burn victim
dont starve yourself to death
good we dont need those genes floating around
Are those instructions?
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cus classic is chill
play it on a private server for free
legit my entire childhood
stop paying monthly for a 22 yo game
do u play turtlewow?
based
Twinkmaxxing
twinks are smooth thats a fucking dark souls hollow
Hi chat
depends on the server
highest pop
Ah nice nice
I can make some Arabic rice
oh yeah u level fast in asc right
yea
kill yourself

sounds like something Zach Hadel would say in an oneyplays video
is this an ss13 joke
Barotrauma yweywe
TBH at least they wrote a kind of silly story to introduce the weapons, with the doom stuff they literally just dropped it into the world







