🎪bruh-fart

[gleaming grove]

Show the reticle

[visual stirrup]

the only reason they invited me is because I constantly rip into iedy here in brainfart
and Delight fucking hates iedy

[lusty hazel]

russian version of the armson OEG

[gleaming grove]

Damn not bad

[lusty hazel]

battery powered

[heady crow]

you forgot the cover on

[lusty hazel]

OEG is fiber optic

[lusty hazel]

thing is

[heady crow]

[gleaming grove]

Wth

[lusty hazel]

that's the battery cap

[gleaming grove]

I dont speak Scandanavian

[heady crow]

i left the server after like 2 weeks of being there

[lusty hazel]

batteries go in there

[heady crow]

its not scandinavian

[lusty hazel]

you're meant to shoot with both eyes open

you'll see a dot in your field of vision where you're aiming

and the sight itself becomes transparent

[upper gulch]

give me how much you want and i'll buy it

[lusty hazel]

looking to get 120€ out of it but i can do a hundo

[gleaming grove]

Kinda wack that no game ever done this

[upper gulch]

okay give me 120 euros

[lusty hazel]

look in your wallet

[upper gulch]

i don't have a wallet

[lusty hazel]

yeah well it doesn't work in games, you don't have 2 eyes in games

[gleaming grove]

Ypu have any used XPS2 on hand that I can buy from US

[storm stream]

How would that even be implemented?

[lusty hazel]

it wouldn't

[gleaming grove]

By making it transparent

[lusty hazel]

won't really work

[gleaming grove]

With 2 blur image

[heady crow]

didnt you cop it for like 20e anyways

[gleaming grove]

Simulate looking 2 eyes opened

[lusty hazel]

ya

[heady crow]

:D

[lusty hazel]

mans gotta eat

[gleaming grove]

Anyway

[heady crow]

youre worse than gypsies flipping cars

[gleaming grove]

Do you have a Eotech

[lusty hazel]

although key difference, my shit isn't broken with hidden faults

[lusty hazel]

nope but i can get them

[heady crow]

sometimes i wonder how much these would go for on tori and shit

[heady crow]

[lusty hazel]

probably nothing considering they're free

and people don't like paying for stuff they know you can get for free

[gleaming grove]

HEAT head

[upper gulch]

i'll pay you -10﷼

[heady crow]

who tf kinda civilian is gonna get them for free

[lusty hazel]

trust me there's ways

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-and-jesse-pinkman-handshake-walter-and-jesse-handshake-gif-12675755010462311397

[gleaming grove]

Archduke Ferdinand

[upper gulch]

YES

[lusty hazel]

i got US .50 cal boxes for free

like 9 of them

[heady crow]

i suppose so, esp if you live around the armoured brigade

[lusty hazel]

sold them for 15€ each on the same day

[heady crow]

cop one for me cuh

[lusty hazel]

if i get more

[heady crow]

ones heat, apfsds and shrapnel

[gleaming grove]

Look man

APFSDS is mid

Let me have the HEAT

[heady crow]

[gleaming grove]

That looks like what

120 or 105

[heady crow]

120mm

[dusk raven]

floyd

[gleaming grove]

MRE

Can u send me an MRE to US please

🙏

[upper gulch]

husein kapetan

[heady crow]

our MRES is comprised of stuff you can find in regular supermarkets

[lusty hazel]

you don't want finnish MRE's

trust me

[gleaming grove]

Tbh I wanna try French MRE

[lusty hazel]

good luck finding one

[gleaming grove]

Lemme eat some PLA MRE and being in Coma for 3 years

Like SteveMRE

[deep topaz]

US mres are nice

Just don't get the vomelette

[heady crow]

fuck a MRE when you can make 3 star meals right on the campfire

[gleaming grove]

Constipation in a package

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-fox-girl-doodle-dance-kita-dance-gif-15706026116845869766

[gleaming grove]

Shoo

We are doing MRE talk

[deep topaz]

I've never understood the constipation from mres. Never gotten it myself

[lusty hazel]

true

[deep topaz]

They do give you laxative gum

[gleaming grove]

Well some US MRE are very high in sodium

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gothic-girl-goth-girl-catgirl-neko-cat-ears-gif-18564136

[gleaming grove]

If you dont have access to copium amount of water you are likely constipate

I know It can be cuz I suffered one like 4 years ago

[deep topaz]

Dog my diet is like 70 percent sodium

[gleaming grove]

I constipated for like a week from eating MRE every day

[narrow lotus]

[gleaming grove]

It was hell

[narrow lotus]

i mean doesnt it have any water

doesnt it have like EWR

the little packs

[gleaming grove]

It doesnt

No we dont have EWR

[narrow lotus]

how is that fuckin legal

[gleaming grove]

US doctrine is to bring water unit everywhere they go

But ya kno

[narrow lotus]

i thought mres have a small container or shit of water in it as well

for a quick sip

[gleaming grove]

It sometimes doesnt happen

[narrow lotus]

i mean it makes 100% sense yeah

[gleaming grove]

MRE provided to US doesnt have either water purification tablet or EWR

[heady crow]

im glad mres dont have fiber and shit. I survived some excerscises without shitting in the field at all and then exploding the barracks toilets afterwards

[gleaming grove]

It was hot af that field op so water supply was like

Constantly being burnt

[gleaming grove]

Id love them keeping the Creamy Spinach Fettucine around

[deep topaz]

They have drink mix pouches, but no raw water

[gleaming grove]

I got so mad when they removed it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/good-soldiers-starwars-clone-follow-orders-gif-15758659

Bruno on his way to shit after holding it during training

[spring quail]

tell me of this EWR technology

[heady crow]

sounds like a horrible combo for an mre. Ill take your word for it though

[deep topaz]

Sarge let me go shit so I'll qualify for weight

[gleaming grove]

Wdym technology

Its a vacuum sealed water

[deep topaz]

It's water in a bag

[gleaming grove]

Thats pretty much ot

[spring quail]

the more you know

[gleaming grove]

Think about soap in small pack

Replace soap w water

Thats EWR

[spring quail]

Emergency Water Ration?

[deep topaz]

By God she is cute

[gleaming grove]

Yes

[heady crow]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Emergency_Water_Ration

[spring quail]

i saw her first fuck off

[vestal needle]

It just means "emergency water ration"

[spring quail]

mfw

[heady crow]

stay away from iedys wife

[spring quail]

i saw her first fuck off

[gleaming grove]

Too bad im into cuckery

[spring quail]

also her head is MASSIVE compared to her body

[gleaming grove]

Anyway

[deep topaz]

Water bag

[gleaming grove]

https://youtu.be/Bkv37EPgcu4?si=BR3rDfchs87aaBLB

[gleaming grove]

Why does Brainfart makes Offtopic feels more brainfart than brainfart

[spring quail]

shes such a barbie girl

https://youtu.be/DnAAxbAh9HY?si=UwmFwSJX5tkiFlwQ

this is superior

[dusk meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/145700045008797697/1260823161902071829/convert.gif

[deep topaz]

If you want night ray you have to give me both of these

[gleaming grove]

Man

[dusk meadow]

beyond fatherless behavior

[gleaming grove]

I have to go to work to grind for an AN PVS14

😔

[spring quail]

you cant have cordelia

https://tenor.com/view/arar-shadow-ze-hedgehog-with-ze-gun-frfr-gif-7438640641996182559

[heady crow]

@lusty hazel the mre oatmeals were pretty goated though. I usually cold soaked them so kind of ass but they still had fucktons of sugar so
https://leader.fi/product/omena-kanelipuuro/

[deep topaz]

I'll settle for Luna bloom

[heady crow]

and somehow they had more calories than the usual meals

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFFn4crhLxM

[heady crow]

warfighter approved 😎. I always love when higher ups use some sort of archaic or silly terms like that for soldiers

what the hell is elbow macaroni though

[spring quail]

shouldn't those be stowed low, so the warm air doesnt rise and reduce shelf life

[spring quail]

next is FAFO-approved

[gleaming grove]

Bro...

[lusty hazel]

think I have a few

[heady crow]

fafo?

[spring quail]

"fuck around find out"

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopdogg-kiss-blow-kiss-gif-11433940311343970565

[spring quail]

kekseth likes saying it at speeches

[heady crow]

real gourme meal that one. My platoonmates were animals and always tore the mre bags to steal all the nuts and chocolates so i tactically reaquired the actual meal portions and took them home

fuck im bored of the bolognese ones especially

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-right-yeah-of-course-totally-gif-24784535

[pale ingot]

https://youtu.be/vI2eNeD-jWQ

[gleaming grove]

T something tank

T72?

[heady crow]

t55m

[gleaming grove]

U guys still using T55?

[heady crow]

nah thankfully not 😭, altough our modernised t55s were better than the base t72s we had

but rn we use leo2a4s and 2a6s

hoping for further modernisations within the decade because fuck operating a 40yo tank

[gleaming grove]

My branch has no tanks

Which is

Kinda suck

[heady crow]

that does suck, no other vehicle really matches up to them

do you guys atleast have any excerscises working with some tank units?

[gleaming grove]

Well there is

[heady crow]

[gleaming grove]

There is a vessel called human body thats capable of turning tank into scrap metal

[spring quail]

i miss old dark souls piano

[heady crow]

, but i meant more as in the vibe

[upper gulch]

meow

[gleaming grove]

But no US Marine works mostly around IFV

[fluid heron]

ds1 had the greatest sound design

[heady crow]

ive been on the losing end of artillery strikes and spike missiles

[gleaming grove]

Like LAV

We dont have uh

Tank or direct 120mm things

The US Army took them back

[heady crow]

yeah, didnt yall get rid of mbts like a year or two ago?

[stark gull]

Looks like a Lebanese

[naive bison]

[gleaming grove]

Like 5 yeats aho

Time flies

[heady crow]

oh fuck, really does

[gleaming grove]

They start defielding Abram when i got in

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[fluid heron]

thank god hes not popular

[naive bison]

guys remember hwo you two always talk about how you wanna be on TV and stuff

artem's iconic TV star dreams in tarkov vc

curious

[naive bison]

IS a pedophile

[gleaming grove]

He is?

[fluid heron]

eh you win some you lose some

[naive bison]

that's lacari bro

he leaked cp on his pc on accident

[gleaming grove]

Idk why there is a rule on Youtube lately

That youtuber either become a creep

Or a scamming scumbag

Only like 5% retired in peace

[fluid heron]

thats just modern platforms honestly

[gleaming grove]

Wait

Is Markiplier Iron Lungs out

[deep topaz]

Lebanon has cute goth girls????

[naive bison]

this video and quote are a classic in tarkov vc

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-lebanon-lebnen-gif-2485126067595912278

[deep topaz]

Always carry a grenade necklace so you can hold two men down and explode all three of you

[gleaming grove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RsxAkyBLI8o?si=VOU6LQBT6gpAU8v1

[heady crow]

i do

[upper gulch]

i do

[deep topaz]

Everyone should love cheese

[dusk raven]

true and real

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-wallace-and-gromit-gif-11822925

this is me asf

[dusk raven]

quaka in da club eating cheese

[spring quail]

which one do i buy

[deep topaz]

The weber if you want to cook with heat all around the item

[deep topaz]

Instead of just on the flame

[gleaming grove]

Lebanese has cool twinks too

[upper gulch]

they do

[gleaming grove]

I heard one of them sliced a US senator in million pieces

[upper gulch]

they all speak french though

[gleaming grove]

Something something cant fred over every egg

[deep topaz]

Interesting idea

[naive bison]

uh ohhhh

n word in meme

[deep topaz]

Synthetic cased tips so less barrel degradation

[heady crow]

if one man can hold you down

[gleaming grove]

Scream if you love Romania

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-scream-if-you-love-brock-lesnar-loves-brock-lesnar-gif-8607013991961401757

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-gif-2291869677917452302

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW6GSa14xXI

[tame halo]

I open brainfart

Bruno is posting kino

life is good

[heady crow]

i mentally and culturally belong on the kosovo un peacekeeping mission

too bad i dont have the training for it

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bosna-bosnia-herzegovina-hercegovina-ljiljani-gif-24415318

[tame halo]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-bosnia-and-herzegovina-military-military-training-strong-gif-26152745

all my homies hate serbia

[tame halo]

I like when they sing about warcrimes tho

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-bosno-bosnia-war-flag-bosnian-mod-gif-25325010

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/croatia-bosnia-bosnian-war-washington-agreement-hrvatska-gif-25325520

too bad most turbofolk is serbian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGrbny7yZqo

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/antidayton-antidejton-ljiljani-rbih-bih-gif-17578306822643204779

[upper gulch]

because its serbian genre

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-shit-shades-off-shocked-surprised-wtf-gif-214049199930703289

[upper gulch]

every store here plays it

or shitty rap

its so annoying

[heady crow]

which side of bosnia did you live again

[upper gulch]

serbian side

right on border with bih

[heady crow]

ah well yeah

[upper gulch]

its all ass

[heady crow]

i can imagine, esp on the side of Republika Srpska or however it was called again

[upper gulch]

ya republika srpska

[upper gulch]

what is that

[upper gulch]

bih has all tourist destinations and pretty cities and rs just looks like siberian parts of russia

and then our government is trying to split away from bih and make its own autonomous thing

because serbs will never be happy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/karjalaiset-karjala-karelians-karjalazet-karjalaizet-gif-19313760

karelia

[heady crow]

i dont think they will ever be happy

[upper gulch]

🇫🇮 🇫🇮

[upper gulch]

they won't

our flag was changed entirely because serbians felt it didnt represent them

in bosnia.

thats why we dont have the 90s flag

[heady crow]

the emblem on the white backround?

[upper gulch]

yes

its a bosniak cultural symbol for a bosnian flag

but serbians didnt like it so they had to change

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-loki-tom-hiddleston-sad-disappointed-gif-7488579296340882878

because why not

[upper gulch]

🇧🇦 so now we have this mess

[upper gulch]

you cant ever make serbs happy as long as non serbs exist

[narrow sorrel]

France is that you?

[upper gulch]

you split half of your country up for them and they want to make it autonomous

[upper gulch]

our old president was forced out of office by bosnian gov because he wouldn't listen to actual bosnian gov

he started to do authoritarian shit too its wild

he was given 1 year prison sentence that got pushed down to a fine

[pale ingot]

gg

[upper gulch]

and our local assembly even tried to disagree with nation gov that he should leave position as president

its all fucked 😌

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/monquavious-tangerine-monquavious-tangerine-can't-win-can't-win-with-gif-5548128297927791686

it just keeps getting worse

[upper gulch]

yup

[quaint ore]

I have mentioned this earlier today but my current government aint no better

Fuckers doxxed students who protested one of the main political parties during events and threatened to do the same to their parents

And in an open-closed text encouraged people to harass them

[upper gulch]

thats wild

[quaint ore]

Bro I fucking hope they get sued to shit by them

EU and constitutional court aint gonna let that slide for sure

[upper gulch]

our gov is all immature babies but they usually keep it in politics

back when bosnias nation wide highest court was made serbian entity tried to just deny that they meant anything and that they had no control in republika srpska

but they obv got overruled

there was a point like 2 years ago where lot of us thought another war was going to break out because president of rs threatened to break away and that would have involved nato and us again

i don't think our new president will be much better

[upper gulch]

they join gamma

[gleaming grove]

Fallout New Vegas

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escapefromtarkov-military-tactical-shooter-gif-23818300

[primal kayak]

I love when people break it down

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-juncker-escape-from-tarkov-eyebrow-the-rock-gif-27239992

[gleaming grove]

Girls grow up without parents love: I am so sad, I have been struggling my entire life

Boy:

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-tarkov-raid-tactic-gif-18287027600395956660

Whenever male is sad, we retreated to our

Edgy tacticool and strategically movement of life

[dusk raven]

get the fuck outta here cag tard larper

[dusk raven]

go play with your toy weapons

[gleaming grove]

Get the fuck out of here you mongoloid fuck

[gleaming grove]

Fuck you ruski

[dusk raven]

im going to china
im making moves
unlike you

sitting in your shithole island freezing and overpaying for plastic

[storm stream]

More plastics in the environment

[gleaming grove]

Shithole island

Oh man

China sure is underfunded for education

[dusk raven]

you live in cali bro

don't even try

[gleaming grove]

Its a landmass

Its uh

Connected to mexico

[dusk raven]

uhuh

[gleaming grove]

So how is that an island

[dusk raven]

i'll make it one

dumb fucking retard

[gleaming grove]

Man about to continentalize the earth again

[dusk raven]

china today

japan tommorow

[gleaming grove]

Winnie the Pooh?

[gleaming grove]

Siberian

[dusk raven]

lost cause

i go to sleep

[gleaming grove]

It was never found

How tf is it lost

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/he-just-like-me-fr-gif-25075803

[drifting mantle]

Played The Long Dark today
Spend almost 3 hours climbing down a ravine
This game is so fucking peak man

Last time I played it was 10 years ago lmao

[heady crow]

unc

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

Why you'd be like that Brüno?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-spongebob-gif-sad-spongebob-spongebob-gif-25853094

becuase im the same

i reminisce about destiny and league of legends way back in 2016 and so on

[drifting mantle]

Playing games that got content for years and years and years... Really make you feel old
It's peak, but you always get reminded how much time has passed

I remember the prepper catches being randomized in Mystery Lake...

Now not even the Wiki mentions that this was ever the case

[heady crow]

i wish i knew how good we had it

https://tenor.com/view/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-i-wish-wish-wishing-gif-4204955

[drifting mantle]

I still think we have it good

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

maybe not in terms of new games per say but yeah

[drifting mantle]

This reminds me of this (from another server I am in)

[heady crow]

same but books

[drifting mantle]

Fucking NERDS in here

[dusk meadow]

better than gooners

[ruby minnow]

me but with new vegas

but i guess its different

[ruby minnow]

no its different because

[heady crow]

book backlogs are crazy. Ive had war and peace rotting in my shelf for years now

[ruby minnow]

brand new and game-changing mods come out every new year

so experience stays fresh

[heady crow]

its like 1600 pages though?

atleast the finnish translation

[drifting mantle]

At least with games (like early access) they get cooked over time until you get your way around to finally play them. Have a few in my library that I played once, but are now waiting for them to finish.
Same with some games on my steam wishlist

Manor Lord for exampel

[heady crow]

[drifting mantle]

Great game, but I'll let it cook

[heady crow]

maybe, ill get to it eventually. Been reading more shorter novels lately, mainly been trying to find Kurt Vonneguts works in english after going through most of them in finnish

[gilded blade]

Because there is so much American politics in here

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[quartz ridge]

Too much retardation for your brain it overloads it

[quartz ridge]

You arent a chud so its normal to feel that way

[spring quail]

there is also an estranged russian obsessed with american eshitter drama

[gleaming grove]

Ah yes

[spring quail]

really gets the gears turning

[gleaming grove]

Too much retardation it automatically normalizes it to cope with the retardation

Man

[gleaming grove]

Watching the 3rd Kingsman is wild

And pretty fucking rad at the same time

[heady crow]

Integer overflow

[gleaming grove]

Just to find out that Adolf Hitler killed Tsar Nicholai

[quaint ore]

Watched a vid on bronze age bosybuilders makes me wanna repeat it

[gleaming grove]

Was wild

[naive bison]

JiDion being passed the torch by Chris Hansen of "the guy pedophiles are in fear of"

[gleaming grove]

Practice Hunting Mammoth 10 rep x 3 set

[quaint ore]

Fuck going to class meet tomorrow i am gon be recreating George Heckenschmidt

[drifting mantle]

What kinda stuff is youtube recommending to me?

[naive bison]

i am going to shoot him

[gilded blade]

Does Schleppa have some sort of special permission to post politics?

[drifting mantle]

Off Grid Jungle Muscle

[quaint ore]

Also estonians are not real people

invent bench press and pioneer bodybuilding
disappear off the earth till 1990s
lead the world in IT security sphere

[arctic pawn]

bro's classy

[dusk meadow]

no, he just fucks ledy enough to get away with it

[quaint ore]

This guy invented the bench press btw

[spring quail]

https://youtu.be/QGKiC2suCHQ?si=JrsjtHUJOVboqceg

[arctic pawn]

nice

also bro poses in a suit like a true gentleman

fit him pretty well

[quaint ore]

There is something in bronze age bodybuilders in suits

[gleaming grove]

Why bro looks like he has a dream 😭

Hes about to make the mother of all onelette

[ruby minnow]

onelette

[quaint ore]

Anyways

Imma sleep

[ruby minnow]

goodnight

[quaint ore]

Gotta regain the will to lift bit by bit

[ruby minnow]

my gains got fucked up

i got sick for 1.5 months

[arctic pawn]

damn what time is it in there

[ruby minnow]

only thing i could do is go for walks

[arctic pawn]

here's still 17:29

[ruby minnow]

its 12:30 am here

[arctic pawn]

nice

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/ynTGIty.png

https://tenor.com/view/old-bad-back-gif-7332169

[arctic pawn]

youre 1 hour in the past

btw am pm sucks

millitary clock is the superior one

its 16:31 in there

[grizzled meadow]

Which COD was this one

[gleaming grove]

Bo1 I believe

[gleaming grove]

2*

Idk why I typed 1 while I thought of 2

[thick geyser]

The entire industry should have just stopped making games after Skyrim came out

[gleaming grove]

Wrong

They stop making game after Oblivion Horse Armor

Now everything is just microtransaction

[thick geyser]

Your mom is a microtransaction

[drifting mantle]

Not me, but I hope for someone out there... I am that "worse person"

[gleaming grove]

Your father is a Fr*ch

[spring ledge]

Winner by knockout

[narrow lotus]

Me having to wake at 6 30 for work while others steal , sleep for 2 days, wake up and steal again

God bless

[heady crow]

youre romanian, you literially have an obligation to do the latter

[gleaming grove]

Just have a Romanian and an Italian together

They will think of some devious plans

[drifting mantle]

Being in your 20s is the most stressful shit ever, since you're literally building your life up...

[gleaming grove]

@narrow lotus

[heady crow]

[gleaming grove]

She is showing love

[heady crow]

altough my 20s have been great thus far

[gleaming grove]

To Summeria

[gleaming grove]

How old are yer

[tepid pebble]

black sea isnt there but ok

[heady crow]

21

[gleaming grove]

Fucking baby

[drifting mantle]

I achieved almost everything I wanted at 25

[heady crow]

you just mad i still got my childlike wonder and whimsy

[gleaming grove]

But welcome to the age where you can own pistol and drink

[gleaming grove]

Oh no im only 18

[drifting mantle]

Only thing left is my own house and lots of money lmao

[heady crow]

well, its a bit different for me since im not american

[gleaming grove]

To be fair

My 21 birthday was not that eventful

[heady crow]

and your own wood fired sauna in the backyard. Important

[gleaming grove]

But atleast I get to buy myself a pistol and a rifle

Very peak

[heady crow]

very peak, well i dont care about owning guns apart from inheriting my dads and ive been legally drinking for 3 years by now so

[gleaming grove]

My first drink was at 4 years old

My first official drink is at 22

[drifting mantle]

Naturally
But perhaps my family gets one... They all live in the same village, would make sense if everyone puts money together for that

[heady crow]

sauna very much is a family/communal experience so thats for the better

[gleaming grove]

What does the finn have for breakfast bruv

😭

[heady crow]

porridge 🗣️ 🗣️

i love slow digesting carbs to start my day

[gleaming grove]

Oatmeal

[narrow lotus]

I should sleep man jesus i cant

[gleaming grove]

MASHALLAH 🙏 🙏 🙏 🔥 🔥

[arctic pawn]

i thought she was doing something noti for a moment

like those cropped dreamybull videos

[ruby minnow]

dirty minded

fix yourself with some meth

[ruby minnow]

you're literally chinese

[drifting mantle]

Brüno is mongolian

[lapis zinc]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQncyCykUHU

[heady crow]

tf?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-guy-gets-it-nick-offerman-gif-14758472

[fading mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/memeplex-sol-solana-happi-happi-cat-gif-1908804548360088197

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-zyzz-dance-gif-25733033

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1465464390403887144/378f69a9a82743d89b389c8d3e78cb01.mov?ex=69793391&is=6977e211&hm=8849b79969170e9e50528c9c19beb0b78c7fb3d7cf437f633e85b4348b67b164&

[tepid pebble]

wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords

[deep topaz]

wordswordswords.

[deep topaz]

turnip beats

[tepid pebble]

well im fucking hungry

[tepid pebble]

doctors are full of fucking shit

[storm stream]

Medical research needs to be stopped. It's clearly being used for evil

[stoic girder]

Rich people will live to 120, the rest of us need to work no matter how long we live

[tepid pebble]

is this hyperborea thingy

[heady crow]

what no

why would it be

[lapis zinc]

no, but this is.

[tepid pebble]

what even is it then ? showing human achievements or something like that ?

[heady crow]

something larp

[deep topaz]

it feels hyperborea-y. Colors and factions with odd music in the background

[heady crow]

@frail scaffold

[deep topaz]

yellow means hurry up and run it

[drifting mantle]

Yes my lord
🚙💨

[tepid pebble]

theres defusing in cod ?

[deep topaz]

Search and Destroy

plant bomb, defuse bomb

[tepid pebble]

and ppl be like "animals are angels"

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/zvEDYRgUPgM

japan youtube be on something else

[deep topaz]

women are monsters

[lusty hazel]

@heady crow happen to be in the market for a soldering iron? i got a pinecil64 i dont need anymore

[heady crow]

nahh not really

thanks for the offer though

[storm stream]

I feel like Bruno aint the tinkering type

[glad carbon]

fallout if it was good

[lusty hazel]

I LOVE TINKERING!!!

[heady crow]

small electronics, wires and shit yeah

but i already got a soldering iron i use

[tepid pebble]

nothing a few mods cant fix

[glad carbon]

the modders are weak though

they only care about booba

[storm stream]

ah ok

[glad carbon]

where's my man goris at

[heady crow]

only when i have to

koss porta pros and their wires are the bane of me

[visual stirrup]

fallout isn't cyberpunk
not all of the mods are smut and shallow aesthetics

the FNV modding scene is still getting more powerful with every passing year

[glad carbon]

its very odd

since skyrim IS that

[upper shore]

DUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[visual stirrup]

horny people need their own seperate (but equal) mod sharing site

[glad carbon]

you can tell the health of a game's modding scene by how in depth their horny mods are

cyberpunk 2077 for example, its weak

[upper shore]

nexus mods, home of russians taking Chris Redfield's pants off since 2001

[visual stirrup]

and their water fountains should be dirtier and inconvenient

[glad carbon]

there is though

[visual stirrup]

lover's lab?

[glad carbon]

that one sucks to use though tbh

they need a nexus after dark

[visual stirrup]

you're the expert...

https://tenor.com/view/vorzek-vorzneck-oglg-og-lol-gang-gif-24901093

[glad carbon]

im shameless about it ofc, and

[upper shore]

doesn't nexus already have a blacklist or something so you don't have to scroll past 237 naked insert character here mods?

[glad carbon]

this is 100% true from experience

[glad carbon]

wait actually true

i just have it on by default so i kinda forgot

[upper shore]

yea

[visual stirrup]

that's not enough for me

I only have two hands, so none of the unapologetically horny mods interest me

[storm stream]

I;ve repaired my Sennheiser headphones like 4 times, including resoldering broken wires

[tepid pebble]

when will nexus overhaul translation mods

[lapis zinc]

never

[storm stream]

They're old asf

[tepid pebble]

i look for something and its 15 pages of "traduir br kekekekeke" mod listings

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fourleafclover-pepe-clover-girl-pepeclovernft-pepe-the-frog-pepe-gif-26726373

i bought hifimans with removable wires for that reason

[glad carbon]

also it really just ruins a modpack tbh

[heady crow]

cba to start soldering shit on 300 euro headphones and so on

[lapis zinc]

just filter them out

[tepid pebble]

just add them to the original mod page as translations

not listed as their own mods ffs

[glad carbon]

downloading an interesting skyrim modpack and they throw in porn mods for no reason

[glad carbon]

wabbajack lets you skip downloading em atleast

[tepid pebble]

"hey i made my own mod"
"oh what is it ?"
"i translated this popular mod to this obscure language"

[deep topaz]

any modpacks that are inherently non-modular are stupid

[glad carbon]

real

[storm stream]

I got the HD201

[visual stirrup]

I've mentioned this a bunch

but I find it funny that alexthedegenerate plays gooner games despite having only one functional hand

[thick geyser]

Human batteries

[visual stirrup]

it would be unhygienic even with two hands

[tepid pebble]

stop fucking with the bats

[glad carbon]

its impossible tbh

bats are like bugs

[thick geyser]

Is there a US election coming up or something?

[glad carbon]

theres billions of em

[glad carbon]

wait actually lmfao

[tepid pebble]

requires stonetoss

[visual stirrup]

I was incorrect

I guess he plays Coffin of Andy and Lely for the plot

[tepid pebble]

coffin isnt even a porn game

its uuhh

safe degenerate

[glad carbon]

real

its smut but only if you're retarded

its probably? not meant to be that but im sure some people go "waaaow" when they play it

[visual stirrup]

FNAF

English "people" are evil and disgusting
--->
"Many people will pay for one man's greed, pride, and hubris."

[river zealot]

That aged poorly lmao

[visual stirrup]

it aged immediately

[river zealot]

Alex has a weird fucked up second hand

[visual stirrup]

that's how I learned about his other hand

I must've been the last person in the server to learn

[river zealot]

I didnt know until recently tbh

[visual stirrup]

I heard a funny observation about the human metabolism

"Everything between your mouth and anus is still the outside world."

[tepid pebble]

its true

enclosed 3d space is still space

not even closed, surrounded

[storm stream]

It's just tubes and sacks

[tepid pebble]

holy shit i still do

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441778432767164427/1465486117754114212/image.png?ex=697947cd&is=6977f64d&hm=238a7a05338e8e3c4e813dd505f272b7a2d7b2a168f0648ba771055ee067597e

[fast belfry]

I hate the snow

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/jack840A/status/2015748598840062330?s=20

Jack Yakuza (Yakuza spoilers ahead) (@jack840A)

Here is the "Wassup!" scene from Scary Movie Japanese Dub.

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[fast belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-would-you-look-at-the-time-chudjak-nothing-always-bet-on-nothing-gif-7519736555744720052

[visual stirrup]

*bench that accommodates people in wheelchairs

[heady crow]

True

[visual stirrup]

reminds me a certain american airport that I often have layovers in.

The internal shuttle system has television screens that tell travelers how long it will take for the shuttle to arrive to their location. Written in four or five languages, plus a recording of an ASL interpreter who takes up half the screen.

if a person knows ASL, they can probably read english, right?

you can fit twenty translations in the space the recording of the interpreter takes up

imagine playing GAMMA one day, and the monolith and bandits start doing their combat barks in ASL at you

they even step out of cover so that you can see them

[storm stream]

What about ebonics?

[visual stirrup]

the polite term is AAVE now

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/tzarina-katarin-kislev-warhammer-gif-16080271226873428911

[tight rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324672337982787658/1465488444091531295/image.png?ex=697949f8&is=6977f878&hm=96fff477413ac14561ab4ede4a839dc03d4cf5feb7c66434578b3e60b6f9ca48

[visual stirrup]

I hope I don't sound like one of those people who get weirdly upset about things being made accessible to people...

but it feels performative and not optimal.

[fast belfry]

Global warming aint real, earth getting colder

[visual stirrup]

if warm, why snow?

checkmate, liberals

[fast belfry]

My truck was damn near up to the hood in snow

[little mirage]

Some cant due to some underlying issues so its a precuations over another precuation

But they usually have a care taker

[visual stirrup]

glad all two such individuals are accommodated

[little mirage]

Hey man if they exist, good thing it can help.

[fast belfry]

My dumbass almost said "If they can speak ASL then they can speak english"

Not even kidding

[storm stream]

It probably cost an extra 50k usd

[visual stirrup]

the first time I saw it, I just assumed that it was a requirement for some form of tax benefit

or maybe a relative of somebody who runs the airport owns the business that does ASL interpretation

[little mirage]

Might just be a government thing or org. America gets lots of shit but one thing I do notice about the state / western society that it accomadates alot for disabled people.

Atleast occassionaly then others

[visual stirrup]

russia is pretty bad about it, and the soviet union was even worse

[green schooner]

@pale ingot

[visual stirrup]

my uncle couldn't go to school because of how severe his cerebral palsy was

[little mirage]

cerebral palsy at a young age?

[visual stirrup]

yes

[little mirage]

He still around?

[visual stirrup]

no

I think he was around 20 when he died

paralyzed

illiterate

fucking nightmarish existence

[little mirage]

My condolences

[little mirage]

Bro

[visual stirrup]

he died before I was born

[little mirage]

Still. Very hard to live like that

[visual stirrup]

but the idea of living like that is a nightmare

I myself was almost 20 when I first learned about him

[sour inlet]

imma keep it real with you i posted that sticker to show a friend not realizing what the conversation was about

[visual stirrup]

later that day, I almost broke down in tears over the idea

being both paralyzed and illiterate sounds like a nightmare. A life lacking in stimulation.

Even Helen Keller, both blind and deaf, was lucky enough to learn how to read.

[gleaming grove]

Blind and Deaf sound like hell

[little mirage]

Both my grandparents ended up being immobile and unable to communicate near their passing. Though alot fitting near death, still incredible hard to handle saying bye when they aren't really responsive

Can we call #🎪bruh-fart
#remembrance-day-fart for the day. Ty

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-big-boss-big-boss-salute-mgs-snake-eater-gif-155838570054338632

[fast belfry]

I wanted to try the 7 days before or whatever mod but that shit was broken

[solar breach]

it is beyond unstable

its a miracle i even managed 2 playthroughs

[terse osprey]

https://youtube.com/shorts/o9SFKmkxhFQ?si=TA1QkEQ0D08Ub5xB

[terse osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-the-grand-tour-gif-24931916

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-memes-2023-jeremy-clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-and-hammond-laughing-trend-meme-jeremy-clarkson-laughing-gif-113544532166190977

[dusk meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/james-may-cock-gif-5513219

[green schooner]

lol

[grim sparrow]

Its a fantastic mod

running Chimeras and Shocktroopers is fucking awesome

[upper gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/149143570228445184/1426003085679001673/IMG_20251009_202646.gif

[feral kiln]

yup

[fallow trellis]

if you spam enough shit, its not turn based

it becomes a fighting game

where you spam the same move 1 morbillion times

[toxic sundial]

Conquest update

[ruby minnow]

today on top gear lads i will smoke crack hammond will crash into a tree at 200 mph and get hospitalized and james says hello

[gleaming grove]

Ok

I dont think u can ever fix Ashley Graves

[visual stirrup]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4128260/Highguard/

Steam

Highguard

An All-New PvP Raid Shooter
Highguard is a PvP raid shooter where players will ride, fight, and raid as Wardens, arcane gunslingers sent to fight for control of a mythical continent.

Team up, secure your base, then ride out across vast uncharted lands to loot, harvest resources, and upgrade your arsenal as you face off against a rival Warden cre…

26% positive reviews

what's it like to work on a project like this?

everybody knew it was shit just from the trailer, so all the devs must've known as well

do you think you can ask for your name to be removed from a game's credits?

[tepid pebble]

i think software devs are mostly fine

designers/producers/leads tho

[spring quail]

im watching the fnaf 2 movie

[tepid pebble]

i still hate all ue5 slops with a passion unless extremely optimized

[spring quail]

whoever is responsible for the chica costume spent too long gooning to the gooner model

[tepid pebble]

which ue5 game ive seen optimized well ? marvel rivals i guess

[visual stirrup]

Scott Cawthon has done damage to the development of children all around the world

[tepid pebble]

and thats because it uses a cel shaded style with simple graphics

[visual stirrup]

the correct amount of FNAF porn to exist is zero

[gleaming grove]

PvP Raid Shooter

Wait

This game is Extraction Shooter?

[vale sand]

nah

it's kinda like apex legends in that regard

or even that is wrong, it's a 3v3 and your goal is to destroy the enemy base

[tepid pebble]

wait wtf is a pvp raid shooter

isnt it objective/round based

[vale sand]

it's kinda like capture the flag if that makes sense

[tepid pebble]

nah it doesnt have extraction/inventory mechanics

they used "raid" in "match" meaning

[fallow trellis]

what's wrong with her

[vale sand]

the more i try to think of a way to pinpoint the actual game loop, the more i realise it's just a mixture of what made other games interesting

[fallow trellis]

league of legends

[vale sand]

somewhat but mixed with valorant, apex legends and overwatch

and the base walls reinforcement reminds of r6

[fallow trellis]

that has the capacity to be the most toxic game

add russian csgo

[fallow trellis]

Oh Shit its out

[vale sand]

and then you have fortnite aspects with like some rocks you need to destroy with a hit minigame and a vendor that you can buy guns from with the rocks you collected

[fallow trellis]

yeah ok first 5 seconds of gameplay

they already have that bunker layout from apex

battlefield apex legends

has some fuckable characters tho

[vale sand]

I think you can see why it's hard to actually pinpoint the gameplay loop

[fallow trellis]

gameplay loop is probably to shoot enemies, flame teammates when you die, repeat

[vale sand]

it's basically this image, the game

[fallow trellis]

I like the part where John Highguard says "Its highguard time" and he high guarded all the enemies

[fallow trellis]

Highguard gameplay is insane

[visual stirrup]

contraband from sralnya

[arctic pawn]

patrick star aah pet

[gleaming grove]

Im glad to tell you

Even after 10 years

I cant tell wtf is in this one

[stark gull]

China vs Taiwan?

[fallow trellis]

how to make atheists like sports

[spring quail]

people that dont like baseball should be set on fire

[fallow trellis]

India

Baisakhi Festival

[gleaming grove]

Huh

So the ball has foot

Foot Ball?

[arctic pawn]

trying to figure this iamge out gives me headache

[vale sand]

[umbral field]

3/4ths of these people would probably be pulled over by ICE

[arctic pawn]

ice T would be the one who wouldnt

i believe so

now ice spice, ice cube and vanilla ice

i feel like these 3 has something

i probably think this way because ice t was on law and order, therefore i tend to trust him more

[umbral field]

Not even a joke

You guys see that memo that tells agents they don't need a warrant?

[visual stirrup]

this is the kind of shit that gets servers taken down

drewski's next video is gonna be about how GAMMA is fucking joever because somebody made a joke about sliming gestapo agents

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-out-bunny-rabbit-im-gif-10075768982376662002

[vale sand]

private ones, yeah but community ones have a bit more leeway because we can't constantly monitor what is being said

that being said

[dreamy flax]

@umbral field (the8bits.) has been muted for 3 days for reason: It would be very funny if you could shut the fuck up about planning to kill federal law enforcement officers -3d

[spring quail]

damn i miss all the fun every time i put a movie on

[upper gulch]

why

[gleaming grove]

I tell ppl you dont need permission to get shot

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[solar breach]

Watching the 2023 tmnt movie rm ngl

Really not rocking with the character design

Art style is fine but

The characters are

Ew

[fallow trellis]

they are turtles

[spring quail]

this is the best ninja turtles

ill fucking fight you

[stoic girder]

@naive bison 's spirit animal.

[spring quail]

3000 calories per fish? i need to get on that

[stoic girder]

You think that's alot? Check out Uranium.

[spring quail]

how much protein is in uranium

[stoic girder]

About three fiddy,

[spring quail]

primitive war is so much better than the new jurassic world its not even funny

[fallow trellis]

dawg i wasnt even arguing on that

[clear vapor]

Never heard of it, sounds good?

[fallow trellis]

if that really is xalriders spirit animal, where is the part where it sucked a thousand dicks in one day?

[spring quail]

dinosaurs in vietnam war, i like it so far

[clear vapor]

ah nice

[spring quail]

the new jurassic world just rehashed the plot of the second anacondas movie from like 2004

it even has the same exact scene where the evil pharma bro finds a gun

[clear vapor]

Jurassic Park 3 was the last "decent" one

The reboots suck

[spring quail]

the lost world always has been my favorite

[clear vapor]

That was a good one I concur

[gleaming grove]

Do you know if your lower and upper lips meet together

You will shut the hell up

[little mirage]

Why dont you want to see chris pratt raise his hand up. Its so iconic

https://tenor.com/view/blue-chris-pratt-stay-back-jurassic-world-gif-14392488

[fallow trellis]

they made porn of that velocity raptor

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-bye-leaving-break-out-freedom-gif-16077483

[fallow trellis]

I fucking hate the world

[spring quail]

FUCK YEAH SPINOSAURUS

[clear vapor]

meh

[little mirage]

Why do you know that

[clear vapor]

I really hope not....

[fallow trellis]

I like the part where the Trex was ate by the Mosasaur

[fallow trellis]

Twitter

[little mirage]

Now that I think of it, the existence of scalies and furries and even just the existence of pokemon fans is the indicator

[fallow trellis]

Mosasaur is the apex predator if it could walk on land

but apparently its not a dinosaur

it was never in the jurassic era

so it never saw the trex

let alone interact with one

it ate alot of prehistoric shell fish tho

[little mirage]

Ask the genie to make prehistoric fish real and make the ocean into a barotrauma game

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dunkleosteus-gif-15348024572589783101

[scenic field]

Fancy

[stoic girder]

Blue?

[little mirage]

Anyways we all know that is just fantasy. We only existed 2000 years ago

[little mirage]

Not me, the velociraptor

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[fallow trellis]

yes

they made blue into a raptussy

Alpha Charlie Delta

but this mf was called blue because it cant be Beta

[little mirage]

Again explain in vivid detail how you know all of this

[gleaming grove]

HUH

[fallow trellis]

Twitter

[gleaming grove]

What

Aint no way

[little mirage]

Next topic before possible lockdown plz

[gleaming grove]

Damn

I didnt expect to learn this tonight

[fallow trellis]

the mods (lizard people) dont like to be sexualized

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-dexter-dexter-meme-gif-1302676710766719675

[spring quail]

me before work every day

where's the cool rug store i want a wall rug

[little mirage]

Date a girl with nose rings Steal their tapestry hanging on their wall. Repeat and collect as many then combine until it becomes a rug.

That rug though in the back is persian rug i think. Costs a fortune sadly

[prisma venture]

Morning gens

[spring quail]

there are better ways to get psychosis

[prisma venture]

How we doin in this shite hour

[visual stirrup]

especially now that there isn't a persia anymore!

"It isn't a Persian rug unless it's made in the Persia region of France. Otherwise, it's a sparkling mat."

[spring quail]

theres some good looking ones on amazon

i cant afford authenticity :C

[gleaming grove]

Lmao

Jack Doherty's charge just got upgraded from Aderal to Cocaine

What a way to go

[spring quail]

who knew the eshitter does drugs

im shocked

[clear vapor]

Many drugs are bad

But which ones ARE good?!

[gleaming grove]

Yeh think is Adderal was a stimulant that if caught will charge you as Misdemeanor

Cocaine however upgraded that to Felony

[spring quail]

its a prescription drug (adderal)

[gleaming grove]

Atleast in Florida where dude is being sentenced

[spring quail]

cocaine is always big illegal

[gleaming grove]

He has no prescription for it

[spring quail]

duh

[gleaming grove]

Kek

But yeh

Dude didnt show up to court case cuz idk

Apparently he is famous

So he doesnt have to

But so far idk he is going to plead this

Prob hes rich so house arrest or something idk

[spring quail]

muh justice system

law and order more like

lawncare and gardening

[clear vapor]

Heard if you take many of it, its pretty much the same as speed

[spring quail]

jesus theres still another hour in this movie

[clear vapor]

the one from earlier?

[spring quail]

primitive war yuh

2hr13m

[gleaming grove]

Vietnam War with Dinosaur?

[clear vapor]

yep