#🎪bruh-fart
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the penis bone
broke my penis bone pray for me
bites lip you can be my boner doctor any day
what if you hire that one calisthenics mf and he hits your dick with the ring dinger
that reminds me of the guy whos a tailor and just molests the people who wears his suits'
i gotta find that guy that shit is funny as fuck
sams tailor
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i think it spread past the original dude because of cr1tikals video on it
yeah dude he's evil
bro that fucking ending
pantsgrab
Multiple this by 2 makes 67

You should just not vape, there are 0 regulations on what is put in, my firm has a case rn where a girl vaped from just a supposedly normal vape company, and it ended up having fentanyl making her od
i wanna watch naruto again ngl
drunk and dont wanna play any games and i wanna watch something
fuck this site im watching on is dub fuck that
river monsters maybe
i wouldnt know any good recommendations though
fucking love jeremy wade
because i dont watch anime i read manga
im still not going to read light novels though im not retarded enough yet
i checked out the anime for blame! and was very fucking dissapointed
i havent read much of blame! i should tho
it rocks
one of those stories you dont know what the fuck is going on but the setting is so intriguing you cant stop reading
the idea of an infinitely generating megastructure is such a good setting
i didnt know it was infinitely generating!!1!1 spoilers
and the guy who made it was an architect
gotta kill you now
you can take on peek at a panel and figure it out
really fucking good setting and then the people who did the anime made it entirely cgi
and were talking 2017 anime cgi
berserk levels of cgi
ive been thinking of rereading claymore
terrifying
yk claymore? its some evil berserk with women tier shit (but not really, it's its own thing)
i read it and theres a little jit who instantly gets groomed by a demon
i dont remember anymore its been years
sitting there wondering what the fuck im reading
i just know all the women are like pseudo demons
that are like edging their sanity or else they go full demon
fr
its like witchers but more fucked up and only female
i have shit approval so im assassinating the guy running against me
good thing i built 4 military bases next to my presidential palace
my mom is usually very good on making cornbread
and considering im a southerner
i know what good cornbread is
took a bite and my fight or flight reaction hit
do you like fried cornbread
fuck no
i dont know how cornbread in a cast iron ends up like this
usually she makes it and its like a cornbread cake its so moist this is like sawdust
this gets 0 big booms
holy
New Account Mate?
you just noticed
Yee
account banned for saying i was "too young"
😳
i know exactly who you are the thing is
i cannot remember what the fuck your account name was
no
Imagine getting banned again, for stating the reason why you got banned
youyou

that's the second account
idc at this point
also that retarded furry reported me "as a joke"
banned 1h later
so you need someone to do it
if i ever got banned off discord i prolly just wouldnt make a new acc
ive had this shit since 2016
Same
Well... They're furries, what you gonna do?
They're the most insufferable people on the Planet for a reason

10 years of discord got me acting unwise
Let people enjoy things bro
No
enjoy the napalm bomb with your fursuit on
"let people enjoy things" people when i skin them alive
Few years back one of those "people" who pretended to be a dog roamed our public park
Had to move parks.

if they didnt have a leash on they shouldve been uthanized
Canadians deem them just as capable of voting as me tho
Failed society
It count if I wasnt born and raised there?
i was born very close to the border
up in wisconsin
but i live in georgia now so very far
I visit my hometown once and awhile. More potheads and hippies
Indians are common too.
everytime i go back to wisconsin i wish my parents never moved down here
the cold just does not affect me
shits just pretty
i know the second im in wisconsing when i just see trees on the interstate and nothing else for 4 hours straight
you know the place is pretty when the interstate looks good
I luckly live near the forest areas.
i love wisconsin because i was born in the equivalent of a forested trailer park
with a neighborhood consiting of 3 houses
i would go over to my old ass neighbors and watch spongebob and get pushpops
Damn I used to walk all the way to my friends house. Waste hours of time playing Smash Bros.
fuck yeah
when i moved to my first house in georgia
my friends were right across the street
Had it walk through a street with nothing but trees
i didnt even know what a tierlist was
but i still knew metaknight was fucking broken
she has thoe horse chompers
she looks like she can eat an apple through a picket fence
WOOOOOOO GEORGIA
YEAH GEORGIA CANT DRIVE FUCKING NOWHERE
ONLY ATLANTA ROADS ARE BEING SALTED LETS GO
ONLY THE BISEXUAL MFS IN SKINNY JEANS CAN DRIVE ANYWHERE
i took a walk this morning and i could see in my neighborhood where people were losing traction
every turn you could that see that their back tires fucking slid out
did you grab their car and pick it up and put it back in their driveway
no the paramedic sirens were doing it for them
yep canton its about as rural as georgia gets if you arent living in the mountains
shit we just got new roads with no lane delineators
shits a choose your own adventure on the road
i saw a guy with a full swastika flag when i went in north georgia once
you people are crazy
happens
it has to be the altitude
i used to work in food service
those people i had to fucking kick out multiple times
everyone else is chill
ehhhh
if they come in wearing anything camo you are about to have a bad time
depends on who you are
pretty much
or those shirts that have that flag on sleeve that every racist or guy who got kicked out of military wears
let me find
not that im saying im not racist
cuz when people of a certain skin color come in they are on that stereotypical shit
oh yeah
if you arent wearing a white tshirt and jeans i already know you boutta be bullshitting me the whole time
people in north georgia use to be confused of me i think
i have regular white skin but i would have hijab on
sometimes those people with shorts and hoodies can be cool
idk why they will wear shorts and a hoodie it kind of defeats point but
i already have bad feeling when someone younger than me comes in
i already know they boutta be on some dumb shit
the mfs that would come in high as fuck were chill tho
especially when i wasnt busy i would just pull up a chair and talk about bullshit for hours
do you ever go to those stores that are just in middle of no where like yk kind
if you're driving up into mountains there's always stores just literally no where
ive been to gas stations where they got a jar of pickled pigs feet
thats only thing i like about georgia is that people would always talk
i would just pull up on someones table and drop elite game knowledge on them
only people who do that here are old people for some reason
young people never involve into random conversations
unless theyre a thug ig
yup
especially if they were truck drivers all they talk about is the road
acting like i dont drive half a mile to work
i like that though because no one here talks unless you're at a club or you know them
the really annoying young people would want my ig and snap and shit
some guy was talking to me about pissing in bottles i was like okayyy...
hes tryna convert you
yup
on that ltg shit
i did have someone pull me aside and tell me
i'm in america and i'm free to not wear a head covering 💔
i was like thanks bro for advise but
i get it
yeah wearing a head covering is entirely your own choice
they thought i was forced to do it ig
honestly its once mfs start trying to preach to random people
do whatever the fuck you want thats kind what america was built on
ive only had people up there do it
oh yeah
but ig also most people when i was in more atlanta area just don't talk
me too buddy
me too
ya
i fucking hate the city
i think my favorite city was marietta
oooo
it had really pretty city center
i dont live far from marietta
my city center looked like shit
Alright which is closer
marietta almost reminded me of europe
im only 30 minutes from marrieta
The buccees or the city?
thats epic
marietta city center you could actually walk in and there were towns and all that
ATL fucking sucks
Almost as bad as driving through Atlanta itself
I drove through the I-85/75 connector literally 2 hours ago
there's never anyone in atlanta that isn't a tourist
it was empty tho 
i don't think anyone actually lives in atlanta
What time was it
who up playin wit dey worm
us
called atlanta a shithole and my pc bluescreened for the first time in months
its the GBI
1 am and also everyone was off the roads because "muh freeze"
✋ ✋
GIB
the bisexual atlanta mfs caught wind
i dont remember name
i'm coming back to georgia though
yippie
i wont be in snellville anymore though ill be near marietta
I get to suffer in chamblee :d
Last time we had to evacuate for a hurricane we did it at 3 AM and the roads were empty. We'll probably do it that way from now on since I have a sleep disorder and can drive at fucked up hours no problem
i think being castrated would be preferrable to driving through atlanta traffic
its always just an annoyance that i have to get through to go to where im actually going
tfw not north fulton or gwinnett
bro norocross traffic is on another level
i like how atlanta looks though
less traffic than atlanta but the same amount of retarded drivers
mfs in georgia cant drive
there's no where like it where i live rn
I wonder if you can bypass Atlanta via the autotrain
where i live theres tractors going down the road
That might be worth a try some time
and safer
ya
bro i was at an intersection in atlanta and a homeless fucker with a pay terminal came up to my window
Georgiafart hours
did you tip
come up and ask me to put my debit card in
tomorrow all of yall will wake up in portland oregon, chained together
told him to fuck off
He got sick of hearing "I don't have cash."
im just the messenger
nope i'll wake up in bosnia still
you can't reach me
i'm in europe
bosnia would be prefereable to portland oregon
i agree
id stay here if i wasnt a georgia citizen
i'm only going back to us for school
Why are you in bosnia?
i'm bosnian
...did we work together? 
maybe
Our beardboy may be absolutely fucking retarded
But he can solve a murder
Why would you come back to Georgia for education 
there's ton of bosnians in gwinnett dekalb area
I need a cevapi joint 
what does this mean
i get discount for being citizen vs international and american schools i feel are more likely to be universal
bro using his fucking HOPE scholarship
ne
nope 😌
we didnt
if person working with you didn't have a hijab on
it wasn't me prob
idk if i'll go back to bosnia after school or what ill do is too far ahead for me to plan that
ababababababa
Oh no, a w*man
EEWWWW
ham pls
da ne
I cannot be in Oregon with a woman (derogatory)
dame yo
what
do bosnians even wear hijabs?
not really
its not rare but it isn't common
american bosniaks are even less to usually
but even here we dont
american anythings are less likely to do what their previous culture did
our culture was more influenced by spiritual parts of islam so we arent as strict for things like that as long as person believes internally
Aint no way american bosnians drink less
i returned to mordhau yesterday after a year of only chivalry 2 and i got spiritually molested bro these games are night and day
i topscore chiv2 i bottomscore mordhau
truth
mordhau is still way better than chivalry tbh
a lot of younger bosniaks were born there too
because their parents came in 90s
i knew a girl who had to redo medical school because america wouldnt accept her degree
Are there actual ex-Yugoslav-oriented in the metro ATL area?
fuck I missed a word
there's big bosniak community in gwinnett
ex-yugoslav-oriented MOSQUES
there's a mosque there
oh
literally as i'm typing that
in october they have a bosnian festival thing at the mosque
its cool
as opposed to arab or african or south asian mosques 
there is difference
racism is real in the Deep South
mosques don't really have a race or nationality assigned to them most of the time
at least in my area
Not officially 
yea not officially but they usually do
most mosques in atlanta area will be all blacks or all asians
and idk if i ever saw a non bosniak at that mosque
pakis, afghans, Fijians and arabs all go to my local mosques
some iranians here and there although they mainly go to the shia one
unfortunately we are racist here
e
but idk if they did or not
you can't be youre in dekalb
you have more black people then anywhere
you guys should be like new orleans level of co existance
show horse
in L-ville?
its kind of a ad to get local bosniaks known like they have lawyers and stuff but
there is also performances and food
people wearing dimije and all that
ya
there's a bosniak store near too
store/cafe
called euromart or something like that
euro gourmet
they sell ton of balkan/european stuff
oh no it's real!
Fuck bosnia
and cafe has coffees and food obv
you probably want to
Czech is bosina
wouldnt that mean bosnia control czech
learn syntax bro
Nah
🇲🇳 🇧🇦
Are there actually czech people named Henry?
Jindřich
good morning
Yeah
is that what the kcd2 protagonist's real name is?
good morning
& 
Ive been up sice 3 am this cunt
what sound is ř
I told u already no?
Well im at work so give me sec
this fucking guy
fall of a rooftop so i can know
your life is less important than me knowing this
Its winter i do roofs only summer
oh
Im in steel factory
As maintence guy
czech steel to make german products no
welding metal
I repair machine and shiit
Also yes
post the dwarf video i lost it
Search it
everything in balkans goes to germany eventually
Same here
even the people
BANGER VIDEO INCOMING
fatherland gets teh custody
new cs map
dark valley factory
yup
there's literally just german flags in sarajevo for some reason
it won't even be related to anything
How many people that went to France to go to a grande ecole do you know 
...actually do you have those in Algeria 
none
1 tried
algerians are french
kys
💔
mb
@upper gulch
that reminds me of my cities old hospital
yea
like the actual Grande Ecole vs. University distinction?
Sad ngl
yea
So is going to a regular university considered L?
depends on the major
I had a moroccan international classmate tell me this lol
it is
a lot of people redo bac just to do a better major
but we have new one yay
its literally in no where it looks so stupid
let me show you
actually he wasn't even in the class he was some financebro doing a class on auditing so he audited my class
its just in middle of no where
Which bac did you take @dusk raven
matheleme
do algerians use 3rabizi
Mashallah
i've never seen algerians speak arabic online
you already asked and yea
infact you asked me on the very first account iirc

cause you can't tell if they use the same language
This is our workshop
i just looted this place in fallout 4
honestly not that bad
Yeah
tbf most people use english not their own languages online
my whole town is industry and i've seen way worse
show us your lathes
yup
ya thats true
actually since it's a steel factory does it get hot in this cold
i havent met another paki speaking urdu on discord or anything
Thats in other buildings
i wouldnt understand them anyway since idk french
and idk darija
and i barely know any arabic
Do you have CnC machines too?
We got heater above us
If so, which manufacturer
just say nik zebi and you're good
i mean when working
Yes
which kind 
Depens but no its cold
2 different letters tho
jump
wait so lemme get this straight
i want jump in that
Sure go
yampire is some syrian from bosnia that grew up in metro atl?
Maybe
i'm mixed syrian and bosnik
or is yampire some bosnian from syria?
Also yes
prayers to you
Sorry to hear that
here we go
yampire really is the bomb
dick riding begins and i dont even have one for you guys to ride
my syrian family are christian ones
my bosniak family are muslim

truly the family tree of family trees
truth
fuck i love having a sharp ass knife
i can sell you world peace for 50$
i don't have a sharp ass knife 
i cut steaks with my pcoket knife at home cuz our kitchen knive are dull as shit
you're just going give me oil so america attacks me then claim world peace
love peeling apples with this thang
true maghrebi
mm tasty peach
got hit by a stray arrow whilst fighting the vikings
RIP
just bite out of peach why are you peeling it
nah i didn't announce it here
i cut it into pieces
i only peel apples
that's why i had to also post about it here
cuz it makes it taste better
i don't like apples
hell or hell pick one
go to brazil
here we go bro
id rather be in bosnia
Stay in murica
but thinking about family might have better choices in america
What here in EU
the only reason i still live in america is my entire family live here
you are in the eu
If u get a good job in the US i wouldnt leave i guess
otherwise i would go to an island an reanact naked and afraid solo
yea
but also i'm conflicted because i dont want to leave forever
Well there is time to think i guess
going on a walk this morning was so peaceful because nobody is outside other than me
i dont got to talk to nobody
you dont have to choose to stay in one country your whole life
i feel more at home here but i dont want to be selfish and be like no im staying here and my kids and family get to live in balkans because i want to
for sure
you can choose to make enough and live in Bosnia if you want
you have kids ???
i'm probably waiting till after school to really figure out
no
you don't always have to stay with the choice you make also
Cool
😭
nobody in this chat deserves children cant lie
i think it might be one of the weirdos that calls their cat or dog their kid

should i dig a hole in my backyard and plant this fucking pit
is this true
it would probably grow here
probably talking about future kids
but i would feel selfish that im choosing to put myself here and maybe have less opportunities for my family
ya this
send them money then
if you can make enough that is
omgea truthnuke
my grandpa came to america and made enough money to get the rest of the family here
it doesnt matter all of our stuff is priced like it's in usd but we get paid half
the ones he cared about at least
yea but if he had choice to stay in pakistan
and he did
how would you feel for that
he had choice to go to america and do that but stayed in pakistan
i can choose to live in either im still american citizen
you could just stay in the us
make money then retire back home
unless they get rid of dual citizenship then ik where i'm living
or smth
my job wouldnt be remote either so i couldnt do that
added to the list
trust me bro i feel you 💔
i no longer have my foreskin beacuse of my great grandparents
i dont either
cant lie if i would be disappointed
but then again Bosnia isn't nearly as shitty as Pakistan
i liked being in the village only because i saw how life in America is
when i lived there for a short time
no homo
but like that what i mean and its not like they can choose because if i raise kids in bosnia it would be worse to just be like "okay now that you're older you get to pick whwre to live" that's too much
yea i think some of mine is that too
but also there's just a natural feeling about being where your people are from
you could just have kids in America then when theyre old enough go back and they can choose later in life
poormaxxers win by doing nothing yet again
i'm hoping syria will reopen borders so i have at least one chance to go back
for me since i live in the capital of cali life was just tiring and it felt good being able to relax with my family
pakistan seems chill as a vacation place but not as living place
i liked being with my uncle's horses and farming with them only because i saw how stressful life in America can get if you don't do well in business or education
big portion of the world tbh
a pakistani guy i was kind of with wanted to move us to pakistan
my grandpa gets his taste of fermented fish from the swedish
i didnt want to
depends which region
and my dad too
in my region i would be fine with living in it
i barely sunk my fucking teeth into some fermented fish and it instantly triggered my gag reflex
truth
if it was in baloch or punjab i would kms and only visit for vacations
People make this video every year
didn't that happen last year
Islamabad
ya
its not a bad place cant lie
Ppl made it when Skull n Bone did not work out
Ppl made it when last AC game didnt work out
i didnt live there only visited but the surrounding area is beautiful
i dont speak any urdu i would hate that too
Another when Siege X didnt work out
at least i speak bosnian and english
people make it not cause they believe in it
it's because peopel click
it's that shrimple
ubisoft cant die because siege is like heroin
i speak urdu and a weird village dialect along with english so thats why i had such a good time
it ruins your fucking life but you keep going back to it
many games came and went
i wish i spoke proper Farsi and Pushto
for sure
if i went there it would just weird i feel like
be weird
people would prob look at me same way i look at saudis here
i feel weird going to other states let alone other countries
biggest kick in the balls is that BOTH SIDES OF MY grandparents knew Pushto but decided to not teach it to me or my siblings
real
WHY
always make your kids heavy nationalists
maybe not if youre european though that usually goes bad
i think im just gonna try to learn it on my own or with a family member who knows Pushto
you should
like theres some words in my village dialect which are from Pushto
anything you can do to connect with your culture and ancestors
you should do it
i'm glad that being in america there was cultural space for me and i didnt lose that
i did ig lose some of syrian part of me but i still try to connect to levantine culture
YES
and need to keep continuing it
based
i say do with family
Why?
there's burger place near me that i really want to go
i'm glad i had a lot of family here so i could also experience my culture before i started going back and forth from here and Pakistan
isn't it like 5am for you
im sad that i barley have any ties with my Afghani side
thats goodp
Understandable
Everything below the Elbe is Forgein for me as well 
cold and rainy i love it
yea i get you it sucks
but i'm glad you had something to connect with there
all states next to me get snow except me
fuck my chud life
the most i know about my Afghani side is that a lot of them were Mujahideen during the Soviet invasion and that I have ties to Kabul
where are you
try to find more from family if you can
bosnia
no
why
that's real
should i go back to where im born
no not really
(inb4 it's frostpunk)
we left when i was like 9 or 10
ya i have vague memories
most of my memories are from learning english and being in america first time though because it was genuinely traumatic
YES
i think some of where i was though got messed up during fighting
which sucks but it's reality
there is but not there
previous gov just got overthrown a bit ago
i'm sure would be safe but i think they have borders closed
Here ya go
sadly
yea borders were closed in like 2014 or 2015
to stop extremist fighters abroad from going in
they were going to open them again soon i think but then that gov got overthrown
yup
ty
Aura
i want to go to my grandmas village and facetime her there
Yall got any Mukuro Ikusaba ere?
kill yourself
I need mook
manul
Louis wan looking ass cat
don't hate manul
he look like he stupid
dumbass looking cat
he looks like he off the crack
could shake him and his expression wouldnt change
Mook

ugly ass
found flops alt
☹️
true
but this ones about danganronpa instead of omori
same shit either way tbh
same shit different day
its all twink shit
🥹
still just as much of a twink
oh my goddddd
go put your skirt on bubs
make sure you record it
nah
no film for you
you brainfart mfs would have to do several sexual favors for me before you get a dime out of my wallet
i have a car shotgun
i would simply let my buckshot respond
Also
What kinda dumbass robs someone without their own piece?
Jesus
Its the great equalizer
you seem like a hipoint user
If i could own a gun
Not a hipoint
If ya do a job
Do it PROPERLY.
You don’t need some fancy shmancy firearm
But don’t go for an overly cheap on either
Reliability amigo
Nyways
Where is that omori lovin fucker nyway?
bro i saw this and had a jumpscare
you play dont come near me by ricky bascom and they start leaving
favorite shit artist

Actually
Fuck you for reminding me flop exists
Should have you shot dead for that one
you know what im talking abt right 
I am blissfully unaware tbh
you'll like it
But you can give me a hint
best mg track that was never in mg
the man who gaslit the world
god the man who sold the world is such a good song
i literally started playing the shit the second you pinged me with thtat
OH NO NOT ME I NEVER LOST CONTROl
YOUR FACE TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
Stealthy
Now post Teto cover
You're face, to face!
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

im sorry but the midge ure cover of the man who sold the world is simply better
its like when alex turner released piledriver waltz and then artic monkeys shit on it except in reverse
agreed
same with the nirvana cover
stuck on the puzzle is still one of my favorite songs of all time
alex turner is kinda the goat
it's not like he had anything to worry about 

i thought the beat gonna drop after that tree started pinging
no need to apologize for speaking the truth brother
david bowie was on an insane amount of coke to think that shit sounded good
eh
I like bowie
but in this case, his version is worse
@pale ingot @stark gull
love bowie
moonage daydream is one of the best songs ive ever heard
ill be a rock and rolling bitch for you
theres some days where ill listen to nothing but elton john and bowie
fucking love elton john
Indieaner Jones
most because my parents would sing bennie and the jets because they named me after it
that song still goes hard as shit
if you havent heard bennie and the jets you are fucking tweaking
Elton John's 1974 hit "Bennie and The Jets" with lyrics below.
Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so ...
Sleeping with diverse women
@vale sand
...sleeping with multiple women?
Yes, but diverse can mean the same thing in German
I think so in English as well?
is that the double entendre?





