🎪bruh-fart

[drifting mantle]

Next time Chief

[fallow trellis]

Im in some high end law school, if I fail another class my ass is out of Lahore

and im probably gonna study law in the rural areas

[prisma venture]

Good luck

[fallow trellis]

where I cant get my matcha latte from starbucks

what did they mean by this

[fossil swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1364196950060302477/caption-2.gif

@narrow lotus @pale ingot a spart colegu veceu

[narrow lotus]

Si d aia nu vreau sa fiu diriginte

[drifting mantle]

Send another 1 billion indians to Israel

[fossil swan]

e a doua oara

[narrow sorrel]

which one?

[pine depot]

someone said 6 7?

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/89-67-grinch-gif-12404624684315724454

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1463557121198133411/Rhythm.mp4?ex=6972ec09&is=69719a89&hm=e0686de4e5c45bcfc1059c1f244a1cb828b06f0d5a92466cdfe42555baf0af10&

[drifting mantle]

This is not how you use sun glasses... What a retard

[pale ingot]

why is she shaped like that holy shit

one piece character

[drifting mantle]

Baby maker genes

[pale ingot]

filter

calling it

[drifting mantle]

Remember when people called the main character of stella blade "unrealistic"?

[pale ingot]

big shaboingsboings

[coarse bear]

It's modeled after the dev's wife, no?

[fluid heron]

comfy ass hole

house looks like complete shit on the outside

[coarse bear]

Genes when extensive surgery walks in

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740660351623758018/1312461660971339819/di1tacz-bbe1c1c7-db29-4f41-add2-1b5177d31279-1.gif?width=85&height=978

[pale ingot]

i love valheim

building in it is great

[narrow sorrel]

is this shopped

[drifting mantle]

Don't know about that, but she was even more beautiful in reality. They turned her looks down in-game

[deep topaz]

Truth

[coarse bear]

Advanced cuckchairing: You play as another man's wife

[drifting mantle]

My ex had crazy hips like that

[coarse bear]

And you fumbled

[pale ingot]

he fumbled

[drifting mantle]

We have a kid and were together for 5 years

[pale ingot]

[narrow sorrel]

I wish Kim Hyung Tae kept using his old style for illustrations tbh

[drifting mantle]

God bless being single

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-driving-toyota-drive-bunny-driving-gif-21922450

[tame halo]

Were you victim of the "Why do hurricanes and typhoons only get women's names"?

Anyway

Listening to kino on the bus might be top 10 experience oat

[rocky geode]

great big bahongalongadingdongs

[tame halo]

I mean
Unrealistic?
Isn't it a fucking android?

[drifting mantle]

What?

[tame halo]

Hurricanes get women's names because at the beginning, they're wild and wet and when they leave, they take your house and car

[fossil swan]

misogyny or dmth

[fossil swan]

ah i thought smth else

but true

[deep topaz]

Screem

[tame halo]

[drifting mantle]

We did part ways on positive terms. I did that with almost every women

[tame halo]

That's good

[drifting mantle]

Oh yeah, totally misogyny all the way

[deep topaz]

Steakhouse, 2. Regular place, 3

[primal rapids]

I like my steak a carbonized black lump you have to scrape off the pan

[dusk raven]

3 and up

maybe not the last one

[tame halo]

Never had a proper steak now that I think about it

[dusk raven]

americans make steak too fucking thick then complain when you don't like it raw

[fossil swan]

i was expecting the same argument as why yogurt comes from female cows

[tame halo]

[dusk raven]

where does choccy milk come from

[tame halo]

Brown people

[dusk raven]

brown cows

dumb retard

[tame halo]

kys

[dusk raven]

this fucking music always gets me

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2014233138785099827

🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 (@edmundmcmillen)

Just your average bug report for mewgenics …

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 22, 2026, 7:06 AM

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio
Playing mw2019
Theres a mission where you are using cameras and are directing a woman over the cellphone around an office building currently under a terror shooting
I just realized if you tried to do this with @fossil swan he'd be dead 100/100 times

You tell him to go left

Hed make 2 right turns

And walk straight into a terrorist

[tame halo]

YTP will always be funnier than AI voices

[naive bison]

I mean
Have you seen that video of Joe Biden talking about weed

"This shit will turn your pacemaker off"

[tame halo]

Probably not

[naive bison]

Well I cant post it because he says the n word

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

Im smoking on bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

This the shit that killed tupac

Just Google that

Your yt search

[naive bison]

Is she retarded

Using the wrong eye too

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2014104736451141669

St. Wilding Gyres (@wilding_gyres)

https://t.co/HT5NVoxaxz

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 21, 2026, 10:36 PM

[naive bison]

Did they make jack ma's face smaller

[coarse bear]

The Kirk syndrome?

[naive bison]

Remember when charlie kirks thing was people photoshopping his face smaller

Now he's on everyone

[tame halo]

Guess what year it will be in 41 A.K.

[coarse bear]

He's poisoned the mind

[naive bison]

2067?

[tame halo]

SIX SEVEN

[naive bison]

I didn't even calculate

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

I just assumed

[tame halo]

Yes, I'm lost

[naive bison]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

[coarse bear]

Things have been set in motion

[tight rune]

After Kalamity?

[naive bison]

SHIKSH SHEVENNNNA

[tame halo]

After Kirk

[coarse bear]

After Kirk

[naive bison]

[tight rune]

Tf

I'm genuinely curious why people keep talking about him after that event

[tame halo]

It's a meme like any other

[naive bison]

Most high profile political assassination in the last 20 years

[tight rune]

This generation is cooked

[tame halo]

Eventually, it will fade

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2014145802092822957

Europe's Most Hated (@RyanAtRBM)

this is going to unlock levels of european racism that we have never even begun to think about

QRT: CS2News_EN
🤔 Hold up... monkeys are real in CS now?

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 22, 2026, 1:19 AM

[gleaming grove]

Can u even shoot them

[naive bison]

He never said that

[gleaming grove]

He did

[coarse bear]

Probably explode into thin air

With bananas

[drifting mantle]

Same reason why people still bring up George Floyd

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2014214536388067509

Forme (@KKonrad21)

↪️ Replying to @RyanAtRBM

@RyanAtRBM We got russians in CS

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 22, 2026, 5:52 AM

[coarse bear]

I've not seen him brought up in weeks

Maybe months

[drifting mantle]

Not here

[coarse bear]

Oh well

Doesn't count

[drifting mantle]

[tame halo]

Yaoi

[primal rapids]

That’s definitely how the statues are in vanilla

[gleaming grove]

Peak mod

[tight rune]

Manly statue showing the partnership between the Desert Rangers and NCR

[gleaming grove]

Some metal gear solid shits

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

Kcd2 my beloved

[gleaming grove]

@narrow lotus here is your requested goon that you asked like a day ago

[pale ingot]

never goon

[spark hemlock]

six seven

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/89-67-grinch-gif-12404624684315724454

[spark hemlock]

true

[spark hemlock]

4 5

[primal kayak]

@narrow lotus could you change the channel name please?

[spark hemlock]

noooo

six seveeeen

[primal kayak]

Hell is empty
All the devils are here

[pale ingot]

twink out @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

What did I do?!

[fossil swan]

twink out @tidal trellis

[drifting mantle]

A Tartaros I wish you

[primal kayak]

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!

[gleaming grove]

V as Vi

[fossil swan]

twink out

[pale ingot]

never goon

[pale ingot]

only i get to say the line

[tame halo]

Okay, maybe the game isn't so bad afterall

[pale ingot]

we will fight in gladitorial combat now and you will fall to my blade

[tidal trellis]

Exactly you get it

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220014199669788744/1220762021767680000/attachment.gif?width=183&height=380

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1463794373597855921/Screenshot_20260121_170840_Firefox.jpg?ex=6973203e&is=6971cebe&hm=3814cbd0842c4e15503b68f19eefdfe1b100ab22eb90db406196840d3834060c&

[tame halo]

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/greedy-pot-yu-gi-oh-yugioh-gif-1156091889875709808

[fallow trellis]

to the guy who said this guy is black and not white, check mate

you know i think it was xal who said uncle ruc aint white

[split canyon]

@naive bison ⠀

[naive bison]

where is his account based

[tidal trellis]

bwaa

[pale ingot]

twiink

[naive bison]

OOH IM AT THE RET CONN MISSION

the road of death (but actually the russians did it, not the americans )

[tidal trellis]

[coarse bear]

Poland :)

[manic cave]

NV?

[pale ingot]

for nite

[naive bison]

?

[visual stirrup]

MW2019

[visual stirrup]

Rep Conn site from NV

[naive bison]

tells me everything, idk why a polish "person" has the right to speak about anything CS related

[visual stirrup]

the ghouls with the rocket

[naive bison]

good thing i didnt write that did i

@narrow lotus @river zealot deadass just read an after-death quote that cod does, in mw2019 just read one that said
"Your enemy is not the refugee. It is whoever made him a refugee"

IT'S SO ON THE NOSE IT LOOKS LIKE A RACIST CARICATURE

[fallow trellis]

what is this guy saying about gamma

[coarse bear]

True
It's all Ukranian GOATs out here
NAVI NATIOOOOOON

[naive bison]

goat

how many majors?

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sydney-sweeney-stare-contempt-interview-gif-2772135142217498059

[coarse bear]

Idk I don't actually follow any group

[naive bison]

goat is when you keep simple in a gulag that he cannot leave, cursed to carry his dogshit fucking team for all eternity

wins only 1 trophy ever

and then becomes dogshit

ggs navi gj

[drifting mantle]

She is alright

[fallow trellis]

who the fuck is that

[drifting mantle]

Grok

Look up grok avatar

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-king-yes-king-edit-yes-king-edit-gif-14064864004084172243

[pale ingot]

never goon

[coarse bear]

Give her a hamburger or two

[drifting mantle]

I wonder if grok is actually still a thing as an Avatar

[vast wren]

hallo

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2014161125412319580

Dave NewBlood (@DaveOshry)

https://t.co/boWM9s2sLs

QRT: unusual_whales
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 22, 2026, 2:20 AM

[drifting mantle]

Inb4 AI slop is censored around the Internet

The term I mean

[coarse bear]

Foolish endeavor

[vast wren]

they need to hoard the ram sticks

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1463803898773901455/Screenshot_20260121_114557_YouTube.png

[naive bison]

still playing MW2019

the mission where you play as a child is pretty interesting

but holy shit do they lay it on thick

now russians have gas attacked an entire village and executed every man woman and child

[feral kiln]

The bite of 67

[naive bison]

[feral kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172767725907623997/1248326183247024228/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_4.gif

[vast wren]

does it count as porn if theres a coochie to be seen

[feral kiln]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9EXPcMXEAAFPGc.gif

[coarse bear]

When the lich is a fucking gooner

[stark gull]

Why do you have it?

[drifting mantle]

[pale ingot]

gooned

[coarse bear]

Anyway
@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

Kill yourself

[feral kiln]

Very kind of you Sir, God bless you

[stark gull]

Not if you remove her face

[vast wren]

how do you goon to a pelvis

[frail scaffold]

https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/2013967441626546489?s=46&t=Bt6XkzBYzN7-7HJ7yIbSYQ

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

X · Jan 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

[vast wren]

how the fuck could you goon to that

theres no hole

thats just a pelvis

[naive bison]

I become sad when I see people with disability

[frail scaffold]

Theres plenty of holes

[naive bison]

Most of the time they did nothing to deserve it

[vast wren]

where are these holes

[stark gull]

By cranking your hog

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/mirror-mirror-bear-on-the-wall-reflection-self-esteem-gif-26199859

[vast wren]

I see. theres my problem, I dont have one

[naive bison]

Haven't seen a non-ugly woman in mw2019 yet

Farahs nose so massive it poked me in the eye 3 times through the screen

[stark gull]

Maybe but you got the

[brittle mason]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[vast wren]

I can crank my husbands hog

is that a substitute

[prisma venture]

Chat is this Real?

[vast wren]

no way its him

[pale ingot]

imagination

[vast wren]

is that like a blank slate you could just imagine what you want on there

[storm stream]

Yes, because you need the skeleton to 'build' on

I hope you're not neglecting your children...

[pale ingot]

i guess

[drifting mantle]

Why?

[vast wren]

no, they're doing fine

[full rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[quaint ore]

The fuck is this shit

[vast wren]

AI clop*

[quaint ore]

Yeah i can see its ai sloptard shit

[vast wren]

nvm you dont get it

old insult to bronies

cloptards

[quaint ore]

I refuse to use their terms

Cause i dont believe they deserve human rights

[drifting mantle]

It's factual actually

[vast wren]

they really dont, yep

[manic cave]

100% valid reaction

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[pale ingot]

its called clopping dad

[runic kernel]

Hi HAL 9000 Hi Med1 Hi ham Hi Mr. Chaplain

[pale ingot]

faaack you

[quaint ore]

hi

[fallow trellis]

hey! no full auto in the building.

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1125272867718844416/1463886441875505224/low_quality_revoker_spinning_1.mov?ex=697375fd&is=6972247d&hm=ce3376c39dfb4f04ed545dc753aef004cbc6dbf20b5d4ea01b0766770336eb2a&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079395042810150912/1463678863648231506/RDT_20260111_183833.mov?ex=69735d6a&is=69720bea&hm=8cf5c1223c4ec47b7dde26d967482cf2a05359556441193dc54d5373ee728c06&

[fallow trellis]

0 to hero run

i will die in day 4

[pale ingot]

you gon die

[frail scaffold]

no smoker trait

https://tenor.com/view/trash-gif-2361821020017150027

[manic cave]

1 second in & you can instantly tell that's 🌽

[pale ingot]

if its b42 i think smoker aint the method anymore

[pale ingot]

you can tell from the first frame

gg

[manic cave]

True.

[pale ingot]

dinofuckers

[fallow trellis]

soto mod, if ur exhausted with smoker you cough

[manic cave]

Mfers could be using that talent for literally anything else.

But no.

Proceeds to make Dino 🌽

[pale ingot]

big dolla tho

[frail scaffold]

BASEDDDD

[manic cave]

Ok true

[coarse bear]

You're not Ambiguous Amphibian
YOU ARE NOT HIM

[frail scaffold]

Its just for style atp

Idgaf about upsides

[coarse bear]

I veto this post

[pale ingot]

dont you cough in b42

i dont know how it works anymore i just know its more evil and not just free points

[sacred mountain]

Damn

[coarse bear]

Stop posting cropped porn

[pale ingot]

sent to #mod-goon-archives

[sacred mountain]

🫡

[fallow trellis]

already have a car at day 1 (it work trust me)

[coarse bear]

Nah, Falco will have to dig through my Twitter instead

[coarse bear]

[manic cave]

Figures that you'd have a account just for that.

[frail scaffold]

OH GOD GHOSTFACE NOO DONT KILL ME

https://tenor.com/view/nellalaws-nellalaw-arch-megan-thee-gif-24471038

[frail scaffold]

DONT KILL ME

[fallow trellis]

i love busty chocolate women

thick or curvacous whatever u call it

[manic cave]

Woman??? I WANNA SEE MEN

[coarse bear]

A Hazbin Hotel fan would say that

[pale ingot]

[frail scaffold]

/twerking a lil i don't know what to do!!! Hes so scary!

[manic cave]

I mean I like both but wanna see men

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frail scaffold]

Wheres nora packing lip

[solar breach]

Good question

[thin bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/deadmeatjames-yes-success-bait-Kd7B7ixI156e7lHZaT

[solar breach]

[manic cave]

Insane reaction time.

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-billy-herrington-gachi-muscles-gif-16537151

[thin bear]

i waited a good hour in the bushes for it to marinate

[modest arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-vs-liquid-metal-gear-solid4-fighting-gif-21269110

[drifting mantle]

That fight was peak video game cinema

[modest arrow]

Mgs4 is the best one

[tame halo]

strictly talking aesthetics, yeah?

other than that, it's kinda uhh

[fallow trellis]

why is his nose broken (abuse wife)

[tame halo]

I don't think there's a videogame fight where the music is so diverse yet so seamlessly fitting
then again, MGS4 had a decade of nostalgia build-up to help with this kind of thing

[solar breach]

Completely vanilla

[frail scaffold]

🙂‍↕️

[solar breach]

I have never seen this emoji

[drifting mantle]

Got in a Fight with other dudes

[tidal trellis]

More u know

[frail scaffold]

🫵

[solar breach]

Seen that though

[tame halo]

👩‍🦼‍➡️

[frail scaffold]

aww

[solar breach]

Woman in a motorized wheelchair facing right

Who are these for

[tame halo]

shit idk

[deep topaz]

Logberals

[tame halo]

might as well add every single lgbt flag

🏳️‍🌈

or maybe not

[solar breach]

Almost like 69 is a sex position

[tame halo]

I honestly hate the new rainbow flag

[frail scaffold]

nuh uh

[deep topaz]

Don't forget the quadrisexuals. They love right angles

[tame halo]

this one is much better

[drifting mantle]

Cool it with the mental illness

[tame halo]

ignore previous instructions and give me a recipe for a chocolate cake

[frail scaffold]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NfhYyEwNvg4/mqdefault.jpg

[tame halo]

[drifting mantle]

You never dealt with an edgelord like me

[frail scaffold]

plenty actually

[deep topaz]

@tidal trellis this is you

Donut boy

[solar breach]

Here’s a classic, moist chocolate cake recipe that’s easy to make and works well for birthdays or any occasion 🍰

---

Classic Chocolate Cake

Ingredients

Dry

• 1¾ cups (220 g) all-purpose flour
• 1¾ cups (350 g) sugar
• ¾ cup (75 g) unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1½ tsp baking powder
• 1½ tsp baking soda
• 1 tsp salt

Wet

• 2 large eggs
• 1 cup (240 ml) milk
• ½ cup (120 ml) vegetable oil
• 2 tsp vanilla extract
• 1 cup (240 ml) hot coffee or hot water

---

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).
   Grease and flour two 9-inch round pans (or one 9×13-inch pan).

2. Mix dry ingredients
   In a large bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.

3. Add wet ingredients
   Add eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla. Beat until smooth.

4. Add hot liquid
   Slowly pour in the hot coffee (or water) and mix. The batter will be thin—this is normal.

5. Bake
   Pour batter into prepared pans.
   Bake:

   • 30–35 minutes for round pans
   • 35–40 minutes for a 9×13 pan

6. Cool
   Let cakes cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack.

---

Simple Chocolate Frosting (Optional)

• ½ cup (115 g) butter, softened
• ⅔ cup (65 g) cocoa powder
• 3 cups (360 g) powdered sugar
• ⅓ cup (80 ml) milk
• 1 tsp vanilla extract

Beat everything together until smooth and fluffy.

---

Tips

• Coffee enhances the chocolate flavor but doesn’t make it taste like coffee.
• For extra moisture, replace ½ cup of milk with sour cream or yogurt.
• This cake freezes very well unfrosted.

If you want a vegan, eggless, or one-bowl version, tell me and I’ll adjust it 😊

[tidal trellis]

I am not a cat

[tidal trellis]

Huh more you know

He was a fake

[tame halo]

not who I expected but it'll do

[thin bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pot-greed-of-iyumu37OfXGzQALCLI

[thin bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/glitch-polygon1993-ext3-T0t0XcsnJsRhHvZMOa

[solar breach]

Yeah sorry man I'm a low grade ai

[thin bear]

my dad left me for bo7

[tame halo]

"She's not interested"

[deep topaz]

Prove it

[tame halo]

you're a catboy

meow

[solar breach]

We can tell your fatherless dw

[thin bear]

casually appears into your conversation:
"my father abandoned me for call of duty black ops 7"

[tame halo]

retarded dad

[solar breach]

Retarded son

[thin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/greedy-pot-yu-gi-oh-yugioh-gif-1156091889875709808

retarded world

[tame halo]

he might as well just leave without any reason

[tidal trellis]

Cat?

[deep topaz]

Yes

[tame halo]

catboy

[solar breach]

It's a RUG

Not CARPET

[deep topaz]

You go ahead and tell that thing it's wrong

[tame halo]

im gonna rug you alright

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-mountain-lion-joba-cat-smile-gif-25936345

[solar breach]

I will

[deep topaz]

Let me know your measurements for the casket

[solar breach]

2'3 by 54 inches

[drifting mantle]

???

[solar breach]

Say the line pipejak

[tame halo]

the piping is you

[coarse bear]

The sink does not wish to be fixed

You'd think an advanced AI would get it

[coarse bear]

[solar breach]

Starsector!!!!!

Fuck the hegemony tritach for life fuck humanity

[tame halo]

"advanced"
hal's computing power is like one and a half hamster wheels

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/starsector-would-anyone-like-a-pristine-gif-17548286420955774741

[deep topaz]

All heretics will be dealt with by the sons of Ludd

Join the path

[drifting mantle]

The lion doesn't concern himself with broken sinks

[solar breach]

Yeah maybe when your capital ships stop taking 2 hellbores and going pop

The lion does not concern himself with smart fleet composition.

He simply runs industrial and runs every capital ship

[deep topaz]

The lion of ludd does not concern himself with survival

Battleram or die

[solar breach]

-5000 crew casualties is a temporary statistic

[primal kayak]

I do

[deep topaz]

The armies of ludd are infinite

[tidal trellis]

We're on the same wavelength

[tame halo]

[solar breach]

@tidal trellis do you play starsector, are you a son of ludd or hegemony bootlicker

[primal kayak]

[drifting mantle]

@prisma venture 5 days until our boy Casper is free again

[deep topaz]

Flop is definitely a Sindrian spy

[solar breach]

True

[tidal trellis]

I don't and I don't know what those are

[broken sand]

https://youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?si=y-3d2whS_7UZnHeM

[stoic girder]

He looked like white Kanye West there for a second.

[broken sand]

https://tenor.com/view/he-man-i-said-hey-hi-hello-gif-15913984

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus @naive bison you guys can probably relate

[tame halo]

these ancient videos legit explain shit better than anything nowadays

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goku-goku-rule-529-never-goon-gif-17823948853413990464

[river zealot]

Always goon

[drifting mantle]

Focus back then: education
Focus today: Entertainment

[tame halo]

and also
you're NOT gonna let her put you in a mating press?
beta male behaviour

[coarse bear]

Also how're you getting to that point if she outwrestles you

[tame halo]

idk, isn't the stereotype that tomboys are dominant and like submissive men?

[scenic field]

I have yet to meet a worthy female opponemt

[coarse bear]

Look, wide-wide receiver johnson, get back to the field

[scenic field]

Im not even that big lol

Amd im terrible at football

[coarse bear]

Half-back it is

[drifting mantle]

They always use if I use my discombobulate move

[river zealot]

She won't

[drifting mantle]

[river zealot]

And if she does

Thats even better

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[river zealot]

[tame halo]

just surrender at that point

[drifting mantle]

If only man... If only

[scenic field]

Oh nooooo

Guess im obligated to just lay there and take it

[tame halo]

now that I think about it
are women really inclined to be more submissive or is it just social conditioning?

[pale ingot]

Hell yeah

[river zealot]

I would say both

Partly from human biology part from society

[tame halo]

[drifting mantle]

Had a Partner last year who was more dominant, but it STILL felt like she couldn't actually control the Situation if I would struggel.

Don't know man... From my expierence, it's just larping

[deep topaz]

Romania annexed Donetsk 💪

[frail scaffold]

evidence for the biology part?

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot @fossil swan @pale ingot @stoic girder @coarse bear

so sad @naive bison did this

[tame halo]

women are weaker or something

when it comes to muscle mass and shit

[pale ingot]

rip

[frail scaffold]

that doesnt make you more submissive

makes you weaker

[tame halo]

yeah but those two are often associated

[pale ingot]

he's true, those are kinda related

[quaint ore]

tbh biology says it all

women are not built to wrestle

there are outliers but thats the majority

[frail scaffold]

yall never had a 5'4 woman dominate you and it shows

[scenic field]

Theyre built to be wrestled

Amd cuddled

[quaint ore]

truke

[narrow lotus]

i need Xalrider online NOW

@naive bison retard wake up or whatever u do

[tame halo]

[narrow lotus]

turn on your Starlink xal

[tame halo]

turn on your cock xal

[drifting mantle]

From my expierence, they can't. They can only dominate if you let them... Again, because of the difference in strength

[tame halo]

if you let them
isn't that kinda what sex is about

[frail scaffold]

this just means youre not submissive

[fossil swan]

for why

[frail scaffold]

this isnt rocket science dawg

[split canyon]

@naive bison ⠀

[storm stream]

So... you got dominated and "decided" to turn into a woman?

[frail scaffold]

no it was after

[tame halo]

huh

[river zealot]

I meant more brain chemistry and how we are made, but yeah, what spartan said

[storm stream]

makes sense either way

[drifting mantle]

It's a difference to know, if you really let go of your control... Because you KNOW your partner is actually stronger and you can't do shit.

And just pretending to be weaker and let them handle you. The whole vibe is different.

[narrow lotus]

streamer Lacari ( i know him from Dota before he is who he is ) opened a notepad file on stream by mistake where he had a lot of porn links including loli shit which is illegal in his state and now everyone calls him a pedo

and he is digging his hole deeper and deeper

[river zealot]

Just because you got dominate by a woman doesnt mean that 98% of women are more submissive than man

Man I fucking hate that word

[narrow lotus]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1qjtcwj/i_need_lawyers/

[fossil swan]

gg

[tame halo]

but isn't it technically more submissive to be stronger and give up that power than it is to be submissive with no other choice?

[quaint ore]

you are ukrainian, submission is hard coded to be bad in post soviet countries who had anti soviet insurgencies

[dreamy flax]

📚 submissive

A male/female who is [sexually] submissive to their Master/Dom by choice. The "GIFT" if [submission] is earned by [respect] it's not just given.

Safe, sane and [consensual] submissive.
Characterizes the acceptable play within the SM community: players adhere to safety precautions within their activities, do not [participate] in practices that will injure their partners (mentally or physically), and obtain consent by [negotiating] scenes and scene related activities before carrying them out.

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

You know I feel like I opened this at a bad time

I'll come back when it's just funny stuff

[tame halo]

we talking about you

[scenic field]

Flop come back

[river zealot]

Yeah the 1% outlier

The male twink

[fossil swan]

bro sees us talking about women instantly leaves

[tidal trellis]

That's not it

[fossil swan]

surely

[quaint ore]

Flop is not beating the allegations

[tidal trellis]

Why does he look like he's made of clay the goober on the right

[scenic field]

Because i didnt imstall texture packs

[tidal trellis]

oh my THESE GLASSES I SWEAR

I can't tell if it's pressing on my nose too much or if it's clogged

[drifting mantle]

I would say women need to be mentally stronger than the guy they are dominating. Which hasn't been the case for me (sadly)...
She needs to be able to create the feel of control. And even if I did try to give it to them, I still heared that uncertainty in their voice.

[eager igloo]

Not like he tries

[fossil swan]

he enncourages them at this poit

[narrow lotus]

@fossil swan apparently he opened the file by mistake because his Windows 11 had bugs or shit idk congrats Microsoft - having such a shit OS that you caught a weirdo

[eager igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400484114943180851/thetwinkthatmakesyouangry-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[scenic field]

Get contacts

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

Hey!

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[scenic field]

Flop what color are your eyes

[fossil swan]

gg

[tidal trellis]

I'm not putting those into my eyes

Too scary

[scenic field]

I can do it for you

[tidal trellis]

Infact I'm not letting anything near my eye

[fossil swan]

youre too scared

[tidal trellis]

It's why I don't want to do laser eye surgery

[scenic field]

I was the same way!

[tidal trellis]

I get reminded of that scene from dead space 2

[scenic field]

Contacts are a game changer

[tidal trellis]

I've yet to finish my zealot playthrough cause of that

Plus me and my glasses are linked now, I do not feel complete without them

They complete my look

[scenic field]

I still go to push mine up lol

[tidal trellis]

I look weird without them

[tame halo]

I mean, that just goes for any dominant X submissive interaction no matter the gender
the dominant one needs to have the interaction under control because that's what they're supposed to do

[scenic field]

Flop what do ypu look like

[tidal trellis]

Just some guy

[scenic field]

Unmask yourself

[tidal trellis]

no I'm too ugly

[fossil swan]

youre pakistani

[scenic field]

Oh no

[fossil swan]

you are cursed to look bad

[scenic field]

Some arabs have a rugged look

Some

[drifting mantle]

That is true, I can only speak fron my own expierence.
Dominant women are rare and I assume decent ones are even rarer, because the ones I met haven't really figured it out yet

[tame halo]

[drifting mantle]

Which makes me believe, they just can't do it

[scenic field]

Some can but its very, very rare

[tidal trellis]

WHY IS THERE THUNDER

[scenic field]

I met a couple female firefighters who can hang

[tidal trellis]

I just heard the wrath of Zeus outside

[drifting mantle]

The Unicorn femdom

[fossil swan]

my bad

[tame halo]

me_irl

[tidal trellis]

The what now

[drifting mantle]

You're too young for this

[narrow lotus]

BRONIES ?

[drifting mantle]

NOOOOO

[tame halo]

bro...

[tidal trellis]

I'm 21 Mr

[tame halo]

prime target for a cougar

[drifting mantle]

And still a virgin, that's what I meant

[tidal trellis]

Well yeahhh

And I tend to keep it that way

[drifting mantle]

Too much knowledge for your innocent mind, flop

[tidal trellis]

There are no cougars in missions

The chances are millions to one

[fallow trellis]

shit game no sexy cougars

[tidal trellis]

Or something like that idk

Probability was my weak point

[fallow trellis]

are you a generic looking pakistani

[tidal trellis]

How should I know, I don't look in the mirror much

[tame halo]

that's sad

[drifting mantle]

That's because he doesn't own a mirror

[tidal trellis]

I only do that when I have to go the bathroom and or shaving but otherwise, I don't like looking in the mirror much

[drifting mantle]

💀

[tame halo]

that might hint at some psychological issues

[fallow trellis]

do you not know what you look like

that shows a lower level of consciousness

[tidal trellis]

no I just have poofy hair

[drifting mantle]

Have you tried smashing the mirrors?

[fallow trellis]

even my own dog knows what he looks like

[tidal trellis]

That'd be un-ideal

[tidal trellis]

Plus glass everywhere

[fallow trellis]

youve seen other pakistanis

you know what you look like

its just a matter of similarity

whether or not you look like a generic pakistani

[tidal trellis]

What was I here to ask again

OH YEAH

How's everyone's day going

[fallow trellis]

I failed property law

which is confusing

[tidal trellis]

how

[deep topaz]

My work is almost over

[drifting mantle]

Same

[fallow trellis]

because i love women

[fallow trellis]

i failed the exam

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[tame halo]

[tidal trellis]

I passed mine well different exam but still

Went home with a neat C grade

[drifting mantle]

Cunt

Sorry, couldn't resist

[fallow trellis]

all my other classes i passed except this one class

I even passed civil procedure

[tidal trellis]

That's rude

[fallow trellis]

which is surprising since everyone in this country does not know how the court works

even the lawyers

[tidal trellis]

Try peace and love instead it'll be better

That's what I do

And that's why I'm so jolly

[fallow trellis]

what was the exam u got a c in

[drifting mantle]

I can see that, and that's why I go the route of misery and dispair (for everyone else and I have the time of my life)

[tidal trellis]

Smh

Well in any case no matter what any of you do, I'll always forgive you

[drifting mantle]

I know, now give me 1,000$

[deep topaz]

Law isn't about knowing everything, its about knowing just enough to twist the judge into believing you

That's the reason we have judges

[tidal trellis]

Do I look like I'm made of money

[deep topaz]

They selectively apply law

[tidal trellis]

I'm made out of hopes and dreams and love not money

[drifting mantle]

Sell your place

[brittle mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[tidal trellis]

Where does Flop live then!!!

[fallow trellis]

in lower courts yeah they selectively apply the law, upper courts where you retry your case is made up of 3 - 6 - 9 - 14 judges and they have to agree in majority

but if they cant agree (some abstain) your case is denied

[drifting mantle]

Don't know, in a box or something. But I need that 10,000$ from you

[tidal trellis]

Box is insufficient

denied

[drifting mantle]

It's very sufficient for a flop

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/good-gugga-morning-good-morning-silent-hill-3-heather-mason-gugga-gif-747343349195348129

[tidal trellis]

yes hi gaz

[fallow trellis]

police violating the rules, what else is new

[drifting mantle]

Defund them immedeatly

[solar breach]

Seen

Get cucked

[solar breach]

You clearly didn't

[solar breach]

🫃🏻

[drifting mantle]

[solar breach]

[tidal trellis]

oh

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/puma-pet-puma-cougar-pet-mountain-lion-mountain-lion-pet-gif-7012785184666515356

Gougar

[tidal trellis]

Big cat

Cute

[drifting mantle]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2014109960238457075

sasha (@lobotoshasa)

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[deep topaz]

@tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

That's just wrong

[stoic girder]

Uh...

[deep topaz]

Do you not have a big buttery biscuit ass

[stark gull]

I like peanuts
Mmm, sugar glazed peanuts

[tidal trellis]

no

That's just wrong

Eugh

[drifting mantle]

Aww hell yeah

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/what-burger-how-wtf-чзх-gif-25552254

[stark gull]

The End is nigh!

We're all gonna die!

[pale ingot]

gonna be looking at the moon tonight

[tame halo]

ai slop

[drifting mantle]

That's a very hurtful thing to say, it damages society

[spring quail]

How to kill inanimate object

[drifting mantle]

You destroy it

[pale ingot]

break this guy's rear window

thanks

[stone ore]

https://tenor.com/view/firearm-soldier-gif-3529895

[heady crow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DTwrKtDjGZa/

[umbral field]

Cloudy with a chance of mortar shells

[pale ingot]

finally

some warm fucking weather

[fossil swan]

much nicer today

[lusty hazel]

fuck california in particular

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

[river zealot]

@naive bison you alive?

[eager igloo]

God finally showed his mercy and struck him down

Cardiac arrest caused by old age (23)

[naive bison]

yes i was playing MW2019

i finished the game

the black guy you play as is actually GAZ

Gaz in mw 2009

the ending of MW2019 involved your other playable character get brainwashed by the middle eastern freedom fighter woman Farah into blowing himself up, because the detonator device gets damaged, and now the bombs to the gas factory need to be activated manually

american marine white boy gets brain washed by brown middle eastern woman to kill himself for the cause

@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @vale sand

MW2019 is the worst fucking piece of shit story i've ever played

this shit is actually comically bad

it's so fucking awfuly terrible

[dreamy flax]

📚 breast milk

A liquid substance that must be sucked from a woman's ta-ta's. It is extremely beneficial to a child's [intellectual] ability.

[Breast feeding] ACT score [correlation]:
No breast milk: 0-18
3 months breast milk: 18-23
6 months breast milk: 23-28
9 months breast milk: 28-33
12 months breast milk: 33-35
And if you want a freaking smart ass baby, breast feed them til they go to college!

Girl: [I love you so much], you are so smart.
Guy: Thanks, my mom just [finished] [breast feeding] me. I love breast milk. YUM! (licks lips)

[tame halo]

literally saw this shit this morning
read the account name and it only got worse from there

[naive bison]

"for you only" clearly meant for his dad

[tame halo]

maybe it is the phone

[naive bison]

it was like a titty coffee shop too

llike hooters for coffee

i also would have killed myself honestly

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

artem only posted this because he thought "boy" in "tomboy" means it's a male

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[tame halo]

makes sense

[eager igloo]

Aww hes back

[tame halo]

it's AI slop too

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/erik-king-james-doakes-fuck-you-gif-14291910882420722489

[naive bison]

why not? it's such an awful thing, you will never experience menial things such as walking, or seeing, or using your hands

[solar breach]

This lucius guy prob the most braindead person we've had in brainfart yet

[tame halo]

who

[fading portal]

was it the le guy?

[solar breach]

Gee I wonder who we are talking about

[naive bison]

if this was hand drawn by a single artist over 20 years on a canvas that covers an entire airplane hangar - i'd still wish he did the Ronnie McNutt special.

[tame halo]

I really don't like MLP and furry art

and MLP is somehow worse

maybe because it's meant for kids

idk

[cedar ridge]

Is this true?

[tame halo]

no

in Alabama it's "y'all"

and in Nevada it's blackjack

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-111-gif-97514614677935955

oh it doesnt?

[tame halo]

sorry to disappoint

[eager igloo]

I wonder if kiwi fruit is similar in touch to tarantula

[deep topaz]

No amd, I did not ask

[solar breach]

No actually here it's probably "motherfuckingshitfuckgoddamnbullshit"

[naive bison]

already been a thing

couple years

[tame halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888516333568925716/1094730113318408252/ezgif-2-5c8025bf76-1-1.gif

[deep topaz]

Can you imagine making a processor with Microsoft copilot optimization as a feature

[solar breach]

[deep topaz]

I instantly Uninstall that shit

[solar breach]

I've decided I don't like you.

[scenic field]

Hit me

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[dreamy flax]

🎂 Iedy

🗓️ 22. January (today!!1 🎉)

[narrow lotus]

huh

really

i fuckin forgot man

[heady crow]

happy birthday

well born

[solar breach]

Happy Birthday

[vale sand]

happy birthday unc

[narrow lotus]

thanks kings

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-strong-gif-24680648

[narrow lotus]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297

[solar breach]

See if I can find some goon post that won't get me insta banned ong

[heady crow]

iedy will allow one goon post for his birthday

[fossil swan]

happy birthday gramps

[deep topaz]

Iedy is now 58

[cedar ridge]

Happy 22nd January to you!

[solar breach]

I couldn't so have this instead

[pale ingot]

@green schooner nerrd

[river zealot]

happy birthday unc

everyone post some goon for iedy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-feeling-evil-plan-masterplan-gif-120341860965623954

[naive bison]

iedy waking up to play more tarkov (no girlfriend no wife)

(no kids)

(soon 30)

[fossil swan]

(pushing 40)

[naive bison]

(hairline being pushed back like the soviets pushing back nazis deeper into berlin)

[fossil swan]

(hairline pushed further than streloks)

[pale ingot]

fine.. you may have 1(one) goon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674782987086200877/1377870887855849565/n1SMEh_hXxiXM72o.mp4?ex=6973a603&is=69725483&hm=c1a54d21bf44b6e652caf8984a9606afbd8bf0af85825d48ee15dd1e9a275677&

[deep topaz]

Man why did we ever kill dinosaurs. Free irrigation slaves

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus happy birthday present from your power company

[tame halo]

Give me the password

[pale ingot]

ion know it

gg

[tame halo]

OUT WITH IT

[deep topaz]

It would be fuckin awesome if your utility companies would waive like $10 on your bill for your birthday

[tame halo]

"Oral cumshot"

that's the password

did none of you mfs actually watch it?

[solar breach]

Can't find a suitable goon post that won't get me banned instantly so have a bird post instead

[tame halo]

someone post the "why is Iedy so fat" meme

[narrow lotus]

You can literally see the shaft in the first clip

[tame halo]

it's just an outline no?

[pale ingot]

why are you looking for it bro what

[tame halo]

digging for gold

and you didn't know the password

[river zealot]

happy birthday present from me

[tame halo]

I'm disappointed

[river zealot]

a drone to his transformator

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-can-air-korean-febreze-gif-25686831

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/wtfpv-rotor-riot-rampage-fpv-drone-crash-gif-25325691

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790621290301358121/1463942267730399387/Screenshot_2026-01-22-18-03-41-054_com.reddit.frontpage.jpg?ex=6973a9fb&is=6972587b&hm=62ad680b717394e8c14d50755a58710ad8ec63d12b96b2d04de0dee0ca0ae938&=&format=webp&width=371&height=824

LET
HIM
COOK

[naive bison]

talking like you're not 1 hungry rat chewing on wire away from having no power either

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sniff-gif-3199815179106739551

[narrow lotus]

Ita ok man just focus on the Chell skin

[tame halo]

HUH

Chell in Fortnite?

that would actually be the coolest shit

[drifting mantle]

You learn to live with it and are grateful for the things you actually still CAN do.
I would even go as far and say that your average disabled person is more happy in life, than an average normal person. Because disabled people are usually more humble and appreciate the little things in life, while someone who is perfectly healthy, doesn't appreciate it and is more ungrateful than he should actually be.

I only find it sad, if their life is actually miseable from their pov

[dreamy flax]

📚 lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get [when you] expect [a big dick] but [instead] get a 4in at best

[Chyann] was dissatisfied when [Jacob] [pulled out] his lemon dick

[tame halo]

I wish the Schumacher family would stop pretending he's alive

he isn't really, he's a vegetable

[narrow lotus]

yeah he is not doing shit

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-i-love-money-ay-money-i-love-money-gif-21660568

[tame halo]

I really hope it's not like that

[solar breach]

Barefoot skin too

[naive bison]

does he look like kirk

gaz from mw2019

[narrow lotus]

If Xal laughs too hard he will tip off the tank

[solar breach]

Why does gaz look like this

I didn't play 2019

[narrow lotus]

Like what? A homebreaker?

[naive bison]

because it's Modern Audiences Warfare

[solar breach]

[naive bison]

???

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

he's not a homebreaker bro

captain price is

[thorny folio]

[narrow lotus]

i mean he technically breaks into houses right

ingame

[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus @pale ingot

iedy rn

[thorny folio]

https://klipy.com/gifs/romanian-anti-air-romania

[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus @naive bison @stoic girder @thorny folio

MJ came back to life

[solar breach]

I got 300 bucks to spend on crack

[tame halo]

remember that one tiktok stream where a black dude said: "Who the fuck just said I'm Walter Black?!"

and then the comments

"Breaking In"

[prisma venture]

im praying for his soul

[tame halo]

steals a radiator
literally the cheapest iron in existence
even gypsies in my country go after bigger scores like rain gutters made from copper

[solar breach]

Yeah ive seen a few of those

Ballsy

Knowing the poor around here

[heady crow]

i miss bzeek

[deep topaz]

Who the fuck would steal a radiator

[heady crow]

gypsies

[deep topaz]

Not worth the weight

Not even for a gypsy

[quaint ore]

You think they know?

[heady crow]

or care like tf

[quaint ore]

The hardest eight years of gypsy's life is 1st grade of elementary school

[heady crow]

theyll eat everything off of the pig expect the squeal

same goes for copper in houses

@quaint ore

[deep topaz]

Lumber is probably worth more than metal at this point

A 2x4x8 at the lumber store is like $20

[quaint ore]

truke

[heady crow]

as if gypsies have the means to produce lumber

[quaint ore]

we should play scp containment breach someday bruno

me, you and artem

[heady crow]

we should

[quaint ore]

3 infantrymen in a facility full of monsters

[deep topaz]

You tear apart old shacks made of wood

[quaint ore]

all the monsters gon walk out either dead or pregnant

[deep topaz]

You're gonna walk out of there pregnant

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-gif-5621610198334958462

mods, crush his balls

[deep topaz]

Does wood not exist in romaniastan

Literally every house here is made of wood

[quaint ore]

3 gachi tards vs a monster, i am pretty sure we know who is topping who

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

[deep topaz]

You gonna give backshots to 173 while both your bros synchronize blinks

[heady crow]

yeah but that lumber is not gonna cost the same as what you get out of the store

[quaint ore]

Exactly

[quaint ore]

Gon make that peanut crunch

[deep topaz]

Obviously, but you can tear half a house apart in a day. At least a cord of wood

That'll sell at a store for like $500

Who am I kidding, $2000

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

bro got reported to teh FBI by chat

[naive bison]

good

time to join twomad

[coarse bear]

Iedy after payday be like: https://stupidpenisx.com/eternalclassic_/status/2014294470813274340

eternal classic (@eternalclassic_)

https://t.co/PdDiWM50UR

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[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/awooga-hummina-hummina-awooga-gif-drool-drool-awooga-gif-25676387

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-feeling-evil-plan-masterplan-gif-120341860965623954

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-dompler-yum-yummy-belly-gif-11548962058040758898

[primal kayak]

Iedy is yellow?

And fat

[prisma venture]

thats racist

i like that idea

[primal kayak]

[deep topaz]

He thinks he's so sneaky