🎪bruh-fart

[lusty hazel]

would next question

[vast wren]

what could a robot get from sperm

[spring quail]

is that mega man's girlfriend

[vast wren]

sentry from tf2

[spring quail]

DAMN tf2 sentries look like that now?

[vast wren]

isnt canon but yes

poeple are wierd

[dusk raven]

ofc the mini sentry dude posting ai slop

[solar breach]

okay?

who tf is this dude

[vast wren]

no idea

must be new

[solar breach]

default settings

• is my favorite

[little mirage]

Robot canonically 14 as the artist said

[vast wren]

he must've attended atleast one diddy party

[dusk raven]

when we were kids we had a rumor that saying alibaba to chinese workers would make them mad

so we just say that and run away

[vast wren]

thered chinese kids where you live?

[dusk raven]

no

workers

we were the kids

[sacred mountain]

I wonder if there's double amounts the holes under there 😏

[vast wren]

tf when the convenient store I'm in gets robbed: (irl payday 2)

[solar breach]

aw fuck i was hoping i wouldnt have to hear this again

[dusk raven]

this hits at 5 am tho

maybe not this perticular song but yk

[vast wren]

have you heard what they listen to today on tiktok

even worse

[solar breach]

Yeah.... sleep token...

[vast wren]

abhorent

I may be a white woman, but thank god I'm not anything like those extroverts out there

[stoic girder]

I might regret asking this but what's that?

[dusk raven]

sounds like trailer music

[little mirage]

Most of songs now are just "im in a relationship but not really but actually it is but not really but-"

[vast wren]

or sabrina carpenter music

[stoic girder]

Just like every romance movie is just a woman cheating on her fiancé.

[little mirage]

The moral of the story is to never invest in a worth long career while your girl visits her home town for a week

[vast wren]

who do you think are the demographics for hallmark movies?

white women

[dusk raven]

we're getting white women insider knowledge

[vast wren]

I hate everyone equally, so it doesnt matter if I'm bringing down other white women

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-spongebob-magic-conch-stare-commanding-gif-17677578479510478658

[little mirage]

Can you tell me why white women like astrology

[vast wren]

two ways, its their version of religion and its a scapegoat for their horrible behaviour

[little mirage]

What about nose rings?

[vast wren]

its a way to make them truly feel comfortable with themselves or they pretend they do

notice how thats usually paired with dyed hair too?

[solar breach]

Shitty corpo pop metal

Sounds like ass

Their drummer is good

Vocalist is dog water

Yknow slipknot how they have the whole mask thing

Yeah these play into way too much

They have a ton of fans when they really don't sound good

At all

The best way to describe ST is Disney adult metal

[little mirage]

Disney adult metal is the worst description to ever be written on this channel

[dusk raven]

it is true

[little mirage]

"Disney Adult" is just the fitting insult for "millenial humor"

[solar breach]

Found an astro girl in insta comments one time talm about being a libra

[frail scaffold]

I thought you were shitting on sleep for a sec

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-dopesmoker-matt-pike-al-cisneros-dragonaut-holy-mountain-gif-26611435

[solar breach]

I told her averages based on star arrangements aren't a substitute for a real personality

They are like drones

[vast wren]

did she snap at you

[little mirage]

A girl that liked me said she wanted to date because of our star signs

[solar breach]

Never listened to them

[little mirage]

Dodged a antimaterial round

[frail scaffold]

Theyre cool

[solar breach]

She got a little pissy but not angry

[solar breach]

Yeah they are interesting ig but mfs fr be making it their entire personality

[vast wren]

the same reason she would cheat because she found another mans starsign more compatible with hers

thats a trap

its a scapegoat to justify their shitty behaviour

[little mirage]

I've experienced enough to follow my instincts. Like how one would naturally avoid bright colored animals, I follow it well

[vast wren]

the more colorful it is, the more venomous

[little mirage]

Indeed

[vast wren]

noticing really is helpful

[vast wren]

its not worth arguing with those type of poeple

its like arguing with someone too religious

no proof, just belief

[frail scaffold]

I don't i just think taking all of your publishers money and using it all on weed and recording 1 fucking song thats an hour long is hilarious

[solar breach]

Oh uh I was focused on the star sign convo that wasn't about them sorry

Also very awesome

[frail scaffold]

My fault

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126283787031019631.gif?quality=lossless&name=A_sneakskeleton&size=48

[solar breach]

Me and buddies should do the same thing

33/33/33

Mushrooms, alcohol, cigs

[vast wren]

I'd say I'm a tier 3 hater, I know what slur to call those poeple too

[solar breach]

The last 1% will go to the homeless

My dog still dosent quite understand the concept of a sliding door

He dosent understand it opens from the middle

[vast wren]

astrotards

[stoic girder]

Schizos who are obsessed with sacred geometry is where it's at.

[vast wren]

true

[dusk raven]

what's y'all fav angle

[solar breach]

90

Straight

Perfect

[dusk raven]

same

[solar breach]

To the point

No fucking around

[dusk raven]

30 is also great

[stoic girder]

It's the only angle that doesn't appear in nature.

[solar breach]

I've done 45s before with flooring

[stoic girder]

It's humanity's contribution to the universe.

[solar breach]

People who ask for 45s can eat a dick

[vast wren]

4d geometric shapes

[stoic girder]

Never mind, I forgot salt crystals. Fuck my Chud life.

[solar breach]

[solar breach]

I thought i lost these

[vast wren]

did you see these in a dream

[violet breach]

[vast wren]

fair enough

[violet breach]

This is what happens when you remove the glass cover from the microwave

Direct 5g assault to your nervous system

[vast wren]

did you see the hatman

[violet breach]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-beloved-my-love-hatman-the-hatman-gif-13021342398148998559

Yes

[dusk raven]

caleb from blood

[solar breach]

I'm suprised I never met him

My buddies met Satan one time on a bike while tripping balls

Completely dark said something I can't remember

Rode past on a bike then dissapeared

[dusk raven]

i see shadow people in the corner when i don't sleep

but that's normal

[deep topaz]

It depends on what you're trying to do, and the player. Me personally, when I'm playing an immersive RPG, I want everything I use to make sense

[violet breach]

Was he off the Benadryl? Or like shrooms or something

[solar breach]

My buddy has damn near fried his brain we'll be walking and he'll be seeing shit

[solar breach]

Shrooms

Our current theory is that shrooms just peel back the veil of our town

We've found multiple gateways to hell

[violet breach]

Lowkey sounds fun in a terrifying way

Shrooms make you feel like a scared little deer

[solar breach]

Yeah

Headlights n all

[violet breach]

I haven’t had a bad time on shrooms. But I had a hella bad time on acid when I was younger.

I took 1000ug and smoked hella weed

[solar breach]

Jesus

[violet breach]

Got caught in a thought loop that I was in limbo watching my body die

And I had to run to restart my heart n shit

[solar breach]

That's fucked up

God that would be absolutely horrifying

[forest raptor]

Ooh. Ouch, heck of a thing to walk into

[violet breach]

Basically I’m never doing anything like that again

Gave me visual snow for like 3 years

Would see glass bottles n shit being thrown at me

[forest raptor]

Psy emissions in stalker made a lot more sense to me after surviving a couple bad trips

[violet breach]

Fr u understand why they fucking scream

[solar breach]

Idk if I had a bad trip if I could survive that shit intact

When I took shrooms for the first time it went straight for my teeth and gums

Felt like they were falling out in chunks

[forest raptor]

Somewhere I still have the shirt I ripped off before trying to escape through my window when a thunderstorm hit and I thought that my house was getting bombed

[spring quail]

someone i know had a bad acid trip and put his arm through a mirror

now he cant use that arm to grab anything

[forest raptor]

Eegh

Controlled environment and good activities while not doing any other egregiously stupid shit is key

[spring quail]

my worst trip was also on acid but i just got into a depressive spiral

started fine

the next day, i went to go get food and the person at the intercom greeted me

i SCREAMED at them and drove off

[deep topaz]

Somebody stuck a person inside this little box

Horrifying

[spring quail]

no i want to think it was because i hadn't heard anyone else speak in like 9 hours while being fresh off psychedelics

[deep topaz]

Should've listened to some jerma. He could've brought you down easy

[spring quail]

i tried to watch tv during but i literally couldnt look at a screen

i've never been able to look at a screen while doing acid tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTte1scAm0

[pale ingot]

i got bitten through literally all my clothes on my upper torso a few days ago and when i checked NONE of them were ripped

[forest raptor]

Meanwhile I was at a convention and tried to hide it from the crowd, while my buddy was transforming into this self-destructive gorilla wearing nothing but his underpants and a biker jacket

The two spectrums of subtlety

[solar breach]

https://youtu.be/-_nQhGR0K8M?si=kLAWs6F7jetFD1DB

Also my buddy made me watch this when I tripped for the first time

Which was kind of fucked up on his part

[deep topaz]

Kind of?

A tool song on acid?

[solar breach]

Shrooms

[deep topaz]

That was fucked up

[solar breach]

That last minute dude fucked me up so bad

[fossil swan]

have yall seen the kingsman drama

[dusk raven]

what drama

[fossil swan]

comp players in a tournament

for 40k usd

[dusk raven]

the marvel rivals one ?

[fossil swan]

guy is in college and was hoping they coulf win

yeah

[dusk raven]

heard about it earlier

[fossil swan]

its just a shitty situation

dude was the only actual playrr on that team

[dusk raven]

will look into it if im bored

[fossil swan]

its not much other than team was made of girls

[fossil swan]

this guy is like top 50 on rivals tryna trll them a strat

[pale ingot]

tf this guy talm bout

[fossil swan]

they kept playing sniper on 200 ping

[dusk raven]

yea i heard about that

but i wanna see the full meltdown

[fossil swan]

kicked him out and built around sniper and lost heavily

[fossil swan]

she issued a apology

and it was

[dusk raven]

[fossil swan]

written by chatgpt

they were bitching abt the others usi g triple healer or whatever strats i think too

[vast wren]

hallo

[solar coral]

do not let this guy play dnd

also who told you starfield was a realismfocused immsimm

[dusk raven]

hell yeah

[spring quail]

"this is the gauntlet of chaos"

yet has no chaos emeralds

[fallow trellis]

no more space ig

[pale ingot]

looks like the gauntlet of dumbass to me

[little mirage]

Over before it even began

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_83lyguDNs

[sacred mountain]

Im gonna go insane because of sleep deprivation, literal chinese torture

Fucking kms cuz of this shift bruh

[eager igloo]

Kitsch holy grail

[pale ingot]

just sleep harder

[umbral field]

When does this game take place?

[little mirage]

Night shift. Larp as fnaf

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-ucn-camera-five-nights-at-freddys-runwithluna-gif-25298485

[little mirage]

2019

[pale ingot]

freddy five bear

[umbral field]

To my knowledge there were only two black female generals still serving in the army at that time out of 219

0.91%

[spring quail]

that lady is in any game she wants to be in tbh

[umbral field]

Accurate

[little mirage]

MW2019 had the grim dark reality of war theme for like 3 missions then went to fortnite dance for 80 dollars with twitch streamers who piss in bottles telling us how to have fun

I fear Hytale will become the new failure due to reddit worship

[umbral field]

Honestly, I don't see what Hytale has that sets it apart

[pale ingot]

it reminds me of valheim in a way but like

[umbral field]

Minecraft

[pale ingot]

not in a way that stands out much over it

[umbral field]

Minecraft Valheim

[pale ingot]

sort of

[spring quail]

i like vintage story

[pale ingot]

it doesnt have enough content to make me wanna buy it rn

[spring quail]

stocking a cellar full of food

so fun

[pale ingot]

vintage story is great

very autistic game but i think its fun

[spring quail]

i need to get back into it

winter started and i got scared

[umbral field]

Same

[drifting mantle]

Redditors hyped it up
It's okay, but doesn't look that interesting or engaging. It will dive into obscurity after some time

[umbral field]

It's a souped up Fear the Wolves but I like it

[spring quail]

me crops died

[umbral field]

Modded the fuck out of it

[spring quail]

me field froze

[umbral field]

I hope you got the fur clothing 🙂

And remembered to stock up 🙂

[spring quail]

im pretty sure i did

im just keeping the fur clothing tucked away til i need it

[grave bronze]

i love clair de lune over videos

[spring quail]

i got ive gotta learn shit again

[eager igloo]

Why are you planting in november

Idot

[spring quail]

i shouldnt hav e stayed away

[pale ingot]

it doesn't have enough content rn tbh

it is early access but like

just saying

its not very interesting rn maybe itll be better on full release

whenever that is

[grave bronze]

i wanna do vintage story with friends again but like

[spring quail]

maybe ill learn to vs after tomorrow

[grave bronze]

i miss my friends :(

[spring quail]

i miss knowing how to play

[pale ingot]

just waiting for the smithing update rn

[grave bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/vintagestory-vintage-story-vs-1in4men-gif-11988145225124604018

I love seeing the lil updates they post on bsky

gets me excited

[eager igloo]

Sounds like another server iteration

[pale ingot]

the voices

[grave bronze]

theyre adding like proper cabinets n stuff it looks like

also making worm grunting vanilla

[spring quail]

worm grunting

[grave bronze]

its an actual thing

worms come out when it rains because they sense the vibrations

[spring quail]

i believe you it just sounds funny

the opening of the 1998 godzilla had worm grunting

[grave bronze]

worm grunting is taking a stick with ridges, jabbing it into the ground, and rubbing the sticks together to make vibrations yeah

i love learning about stuff like that

i like learning in general

[spring quail]

i have a friend thats just doing college math courses for fun after work

[grave bronze]

not that kind of learning

[spring quail]

look at my shithole

[grave bronze]

I like learning about animals and biology and science

i hate math fuck math stupid fucking numbers i hate them

fucking chud numbers

[spring quail]

just do this

[naive bison]

good morning

[naive bison]

i was scared for a second that that was miniladd

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-worm-gif-7284497403484097816

[grave bronze]

worming it rn

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1463729850677461245/IMG_0699.webp?ex=6972e427&is=697192a7&hm=2f3312bf4872012fdc29e5a25e2aee1c079d843b39929d8847416597c3cffc18&=&format=webp

[umbral field]

What're they planning for the next update?

[deep topaz]

Magic and shit is fine if that's the expectation of the universe I'm in

Idk what starfield is supposed to be, but I think the guns look like ass

They don't make sense from a design or functionality standpoint

[solar coral]

you come into contact with a magic artefact within the first like 5 seconds lol

[solar coral]

i mean alot of them do to the extent you'd expect a normal game dev to create them

especially the gauss weapons

im not defending the quest design or procedural shit in game but the guns were pretty good, thats just a pretty lukewarm take

[deep topaz]

I've never played it but I've watched people cover the weapons. A lot of them are simply strange

[drifting mantle]

It takes talent to make a game about space exploration that boring and uninteresting

[solar coral]

its mainly cuz of the lore

you'r constantly being told about how interesting the universe USED to be

mech wars, old NASA, eldritch deities

but no, they're all gone now

instead you get the most boring alien plotline ever

"ermm actually its not aliens its uhhh multiverse"

which at the time is the most overused trope ever

im surelike in 2010 it wouldve gone hard but this was like after that shitty ant man movie came out iirc

[drifting mantle]

Surely. Quests that make you say "This could have been an E-Mail" while going through 5 loading screens surely aren't part of the Problem.

[solar coral]

i was referring to the uninteresting part lol

loresies

[drifting mantle]

The WHOLE game is uninteresting

From lore to gameplay, everything

The characters

[solar coral]

the combat and sidequests are pretty fun

and it looks really good

thas abt all i can give it

[drifting mantle]

That's the only thing that I can agree on

[solar coral]

its enough to make me redownload and do a playthru every once in a while like every other bethesda game but y know

[solar coral]

I think the guns get way too much hate, that was a rare W for bethesda's design team

yes some of the animations are fucked but come oooon

[drifting mantle]

Don't know what kinda trash someone is used to, if he thinks combat and sidequests look fun in Starfield

[solar coral]

the combat itself was just a better version of fo4 without vats

and the sidequests do have some good setpieces

[drifting mantle]

Ah, and there is the answer

[solar coral]

its the best combat system bethesda has made

and we know it

they do not know how to make FPS work in their engine

[drifting mantle]

I don't judge mechanics by shit Bethesda made, but what the industry as a whole made

[solar coral]

I mean when I play a bethesda game I am expecting bethesda level combat quality

so it having a fairly decent combat system with nice looking guns was nice

[thin bear]

I bought a subscription for an imaginary friend but because of regional restrictions I had to use a sequence of proxies, secret identities and shell-companies based in obscure Caribbean atolls with a permissive tax regime. My imaginary friend never received the code to unlock their subscription - please can I have money back in a brown envelope of used $10 bills?

[solar coral]

getting the game for free also helped

[drifting mantle]

Yeah and I think that's retarded as fuck.

[solar coral]

... to have expectations?

[drifting mantle]

If you call that having expectations

[solar coral]

having expectations is having expectations yes?

are you like

illiterate

[drifting mantle]

Watching Bethesda in a vaccuum isn't having expectations.
Comparing it to other games of the industry, that's having expectations.

[solar coral]

bethesda has never made a good combat system people play their games cuz of other reasons entirely lol
so the combat being good and the most everything else being bad was a surprise

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-ps2-face-angry-gif-10927442902725383980

I expect everything to be abysmal dogshit

[solar coral]

when tf did i say that

are you genuinely regarded </3

compared to the whole industry the combat in starfield is a bit better than most games that came out around that time, and the best combat system bethesda has made

how is that in anyway what you said

[drifting mantle]

You said, you expected Bethesda to do Bethesda stuff. Saying "the combat is fun" while it really isn't.
It's absolute dog shit.

But your Argument is "well if you ONLY look at what Bethesda did... It's an improvment"

So stop acting like you didn't made that Argument

[solar coral]

im just gunna say

you havent played the game

and the combat being good is a very lukewarm take surrounding it

[drifting mantle]

I did.
How do you know I didn't play it?

Certified Retard Moment

[solar coral]

Didnt you just say you did

[drifting mantle]

Point me to it

[solar coral]

oh i mistook you for the other guy because you're just that forgettable >/3

srsly you are the first person ive talked to who explicitly thinks the combat in starfield is dogshit beyond like saying it for jokes

[drifting mantle]

Well, I look at your profile and I can guess with what kinda people you hang around. I'm not suprised

[solar coral]

I understand if you've only played S tier games with S tier FPS combat like COD and shit you'll see it as substandard, but compared to the vast majority of what me and most people have played its alright

[deep topaz]

I've been saying this for years

[solar coral]

I dont have student loan debt 🔥

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1437679008497139752/downloadfile-2.mp4

[solar coral]

is this like a remaster of that one fuckennnnn

whats it called

why tf cant I think of the animated show with the really creepy black kid

[stark gull]

Not racist

Enough

[drifting mantle]

Also, I don't play CoD or Battlefield or anything like it. So I will stop engaging at this point

[solar coral]

anyway my chatGPT limit for the day ran out so i cant reply to hal anymore

can someone do it for me

[grave bronze]

i love this video he just says it out of nowhere

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/292974288422699009/1463639023653355794/dCR8VQz.png

[coarse bear]

Jarvis, post Dave x HAL slashfics

[coarse bear]

[stark gull]

We got a boomer over here

[coarse bear]

All our CD/DVD-RW drives burned in a lightning strike

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-zombie-gif-13623415952623823656

[naive bison]

i dont understand if his pants are down or if his legs are tiny

[coarse bear]

Pants gotta be down

[naive bison]

i have counted and this is about $140 on that sink

[coarse bear]

A fortune in Russia

[deep topaz]

Thug gangster. Pants are sagged

Which is hilarious because it's to signal to other gae dudes that you wanna fuck

[naive bison]

a day's pay in america

[stark gull]

Had to clear out my old games CD collection from our old house... Almost shed a tear

[naive bison]

bro got off work and flexing his take for the day

(he hasn't subtracted taxes yet)

[deep topaz]

Hopefully you used a CD ripper to get all the data off

[naive bison]

first time i hear of it
do you have any other esotetic gei knowledge you'd like to share with us?

[deep topaz]

Everyone knows what it means

Yns think it means they hard or for the streets or something

[naive bison]

whats yns

[deep topaz]

Young nephews

https://tenor.com/view/stamp-manul-pallascat-pallas-cat-gif-3999855190590061829

[coarse bear]

@tight rune

[stark gull]

💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

[deep topaz]

My camo for the spaghetti theater of war

[stark gull]

Was it 6 or 7 farts?

[coarse bear]

Pinoys boutta invade the Nether

[deep topaz]

Active nether portal spotted in Phillippines

[coarse bear]

Aether portal inactive though

[deep topaz]

One day we will discover the necessary science for an aether portal

[dusk raven]

pinoys are the only race strong enough to conquer the nether

[coarse bear]

Probably need Nether quartz on the corners

[quartz ridge]

young n words

soft A so its not racist

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/exes-exes3-beans-beans-bath-your-beans-gif-25555421

[coarse bear]

Average British royalty bath

[primal kayak]

Oh no

#🎪bruh-fart

https://tenor.com/view/jeonqmi-monkey-escape-gif-21816255

Literal hell

[tight rune]

Hell nah not the pizza camouflage 😭

[eager igloo]

Did first few hours of kcd2

Is Hans functionally retarded

His place is in a monastery locked away somewhere

[eager igloo]

Just glued it together

Its retarded on phone but eh

[coarse bear]

Public service

[eager igloo]

Do those people know what google is

[broken sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542572302194442240/1461313190993465434/image.png?ex=6972ab36&is=697159b6&hm=884fd46031435d729550eb492142ffb55d42a841ab8bdad228c5cd9a06759a9c&

[naive bison]

boooooooooo flag boooooooooooooooooo

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @river zealot @narrow lotus is it me or is this portrait in World at War looking like one of the devs put himself in a nazi uniform?

@thick wadi @stoic girder

like he does NOT look like a german officer

he looks like Joe Bob, the trucker

[coarse bear]

Jim Bob been applying for all sorts of odd jobs

[lost epoch]

Beard doesn't look up to military code either

[naive bison]

we gotta figure out who at treyarch put themselves in a nazi uniform

[lost epoch]

How will he properly put his gas mask once the nerve gas is deployed, huh?!

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot i am close to storming the BSG offices

[lost epoch]

Hmm, ppsh

[dusk raven]

calm down benjamin jr

[naive bison]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[dusk raven]

rutard moment

what can you do

[naive bison]

that's not nice

[dusk raven]

ok i'll start calling you indian then

since you love isreal so much

[naive bison]

@dusk raven are u ok

[dusk raven]

?

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204848159088709652/1456721622714028044/citizen67.gif

[full rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-67-scp-67-funyuns-funny-gif-75413186200073602

[ruby minnow]

assetto corsa superior 💪no music

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/67-jeffrey-epstein-sigma-gif-18167917204052892007

[tight rune]

Average russian activities

[naive bison]

the position of this PTRS outside the Reichstag is drilled into my brain

those damn germans and their machine gun bricks

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

we have achieved peak

[naive bison]

bro actually typing this up to a patrick bateman edit.

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-breathing-geebabys-gif-20700824

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

it's true i am a vampire

[tame halo]

[fallow trellis]

they got the pizza skin unlocked

ph is kina fire, they can wear whatever in gov meetings

[tame halo]

is that like city camo or some shit?

cuz I can't imagine what other environment it would work in

[fallow trellis]

idk man maybe the camo for their lil italy

they can hide amongst the ravioli

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

Elite ball knowledge

[naive bison]

how is that elite

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/fennec-fennec-fox-smug-smile-grin-gif-26029361

[naive bison]

i dont like this thing

[fallow trellis]

mean while im doing ts for free

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw

[narrow lotus]

Retard

[naive bison]

is that tony soprano

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fat-cat-stare-gif-12079643133866088173

[drifting mantle]

[spring quail]

retard stairs

https://tenor.com/view/stairs-of-learning-patrick-spongebob-gif-13518255

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[drifting mantle]

The stair of learing

[thin bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/looking-up-niche-green-goblin-owUiv0B5C2FUPuJYk3

https://giphy.com/gifs/jujutsu-kaizen-aoi-todo-PMNhDAGlxHbXj5VSUL

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

I'm so proud of the new generation

[thin bear]

btw... mind telling me what this camo is called so i can import it into arma 3?

[lapis zinc]

Cheetos

[thin bear]

why they tryna hide from the fire tho?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-wwf-the-rock-FVW4ni2wZ9dfy

[tame halo]

cuz uhh

don't let your enemy see you

[thin bear]

wouldnt that make it harder for rescue to find them with the nether texture?

[tame halo]

art of war or some shit

[thin bear]

like "idk where bro went he blended in so well with the fire 😭 "

[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus @pale ingot copil de 10 ani injunghiat cu cutitu de zeci de ori de colegi pt o kendama

[narrow lotus]

Ce plm

[fossil swan]

incercau sa il ingroape in zapada

[tame halo]

I think they wear these for environmental disasters and shit

[fossil swan]

il gasise un vecin

[thin bear]

makes sense ig

[fossil swan]

ambii aveau 10 ani

[drifting mantle]

De ce ar face cineva așa ceva?

[fossil swan]

hal trying his best

[drifting mantle]

[fossil swan]

out of extreme.violence i guess

these kids are ruthless nowadays

[fossil swan]

when i was 10 i was scared shitless of the 8th graders now 10 year olds will literally stab them

[lost epoch]

Uhuh, what place does this kind of uh

"10 year olds" live in?

[fossil swan]

romania

[lost epoch]

Damn, never fails

[narrow lotus]

Kids need a beating

Early

Preferrably from their father figure

[drifting mantle]

Friend of my co-worker had her kid threatend by another kid in Kindergarten. Said "I will stab you" while holding a scissor in hand.

The friend's kid left the room in order to get help. Got yelled at for leaving the room without permission and nothing was done

[narrow lotus]

They dont know consequences

[narrow lotus]

Parents should just go to the police and sue the school as well for covering up

[drifting mantle]

I don't know what happend after that, but this happens time and time again here in Germany

[lost epoch]

Simply do this

[tame halo]

parents' fault

any punishment of children nowadays is viewed as trauma enabling

[fossil swan]

truth be told they probably dont have a father

[narrow lotus]

Parents take 0 responsability nowadays school is just daycare for most of them , they think because their kid has the right of free education they also have to care for their kid 24/7

[lost epoch]

Germany? The parents would be arrested for "Xphobia" or some shit

[tame halo]

so now, you have a ton of kids who have never been told "No."

[fossil swan]

they wouldnt be this aggressive

[drifting mantle]

[narrow lotus]

I am trained in teaching not daycare , dont give a fuck if ur kid shits itself at school everyday, deal with it

If ur kid is violent , school should simply deny him.until he gets better, but sadly u cant do that here cause muh kids rights to education

[fossil swan]

or move to juvenile

[drifting mantle]

Should get duty in the acid mines instead

[tame halo]

child labor ❤️‍🔥

[drifting mantle]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[lost epoch]

Oh, you did the Praxis? (Or your country's equivalent)

[fossil swan]

tf is praxis

[lost epoch]

Never woulda thought we had a school teacher on gamma's mod team

[fossil swan]

like teachers exam

?

[lost epoch]

A certification exam for teaching, yeah

In the U.S

[fossil swan]

yeah we have collegrs for this

[lost epoch]

Similar to the BAR

[fossil swan]

pedagogic colleges i think its called

[fallow trellis]

xalphobia

[narrow lotus]

Ah yeah i did like college

3 years

Got a diploma.and everything for english stuff

[lost epoch]

In my country you need a whole ass postgrad diploma to be any kind of teacher for kids

[tame halo]

sadly, the problem with rude/violent kids is usually rooted in their parents
you can be the best teacher possible but if that kid comes home to a dysfunctional family, it won't do shit

[lost epoch]

It's also a ridiculously low pay job for the effort it requires, ironically

[narrow lotus]

Kinda same here ,im working towards the next level or whatever is called

[lost epoch]

It's almost insulting

[fossil swan]

are u the main teacher of any class

diriginte

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-gets-comfortable-sits-down-ready-to-listen-gif-14493886001721843346

[narrow lotus]

God no i was 2 years ago

[fossil swan]

god bless

[narrow lotus]

Horrible rly so much paperwork and pain in the ass, cant be fucked

[tame halo]

yep, same here
and if you can't get your postgrad, you've basically wasted 3 years because you can't teach

[lost epoch]

Why can't i have a manul as a pet? This is such bullshit

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

Yeah for Romania is acceptable as its much higher than minimum wage

But education quality overall is dropping , kids are brainrotted and they are not held accountable at all by the system

[lost epoch]

Can't believe fucking romania treats their teachers better than us

[narrow lotus]

Kids attention span is destroyed, they are so distracted by shit nowadays they cant focus for 5 minutes

[deep topaz]

I'm convinced that the modern kid probably can't even read a short chapter book

[narrow lotus]

Hah if only , currently its very bad rn , they cut a lot of Education funds this year etc

Its kinda bad

[lost epoch]

The one reason I didn't want to become a teacher for them crotch goblins is because it's horrible pay for too harsh of a job and education required

So i went with the most paid on my country

Banking.

[river zealot]

[lost epoch]

It's always banking

[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus au adus psihologul la noi in clasa

[tame halo]

a portion of middle schoolers from the US literally cannot read

[fossil swan]

nici nu stiam ca avem psiholog

[narrow lotus]

They cant , i saw a video like 40% of US kids under 4th grade cant read a phrase without at least 2 gramatical mistakes

And 70% of them do not understand the meaning of the words they read

[lost epoch]

Lotta factors for that

[deep topaz]

This is the intention of the machine

I just know it

[lost epoch]

Parents not having time to take care of their children due to work

[deep topaz]

How can you rebel if you can't read

[lost epoch]

So the internet raises them

And the daycares (schools)

The internet also being full of dumb shit worsens everything

[fossil swan]

usuallt badly

[deep topaz]

How can you coordinate if you can't read or speak

[narrow lotus]

Kids also started using internet language in everyday shit which hurts them in the long run because its just gibberish

[fossil swan]

brainrotted and shit

[tame halo]

my parents were busy too but at least they gave me a book or some crayons

[narrow lotus]

Had a kid write sigma and rizz in my test wtf is this

[fossil swan]

my classmates talk only in rom-english

[narrow lotus]

[fossil swan]

[lost epoch]

Normally, the mother could mitigate the problem of dad working all day

But now both parents must work to survive

On such a shit economy

[narrow lotus]

Back then yeah , now parents work both , kid stays with strangers most of his time

[stark gull]

Not very poggers indeed

[narrow lotus]

And many times his entourage is shit so he ends up rotten

[deep topaz]

It's sad how much babysitting has increased, not due to parents having more money, but it being a necessity so that both can work full time to survive

[narrow lotus]

Again, a kid needs a slap behind the ear sometimes from his parents

[lost epoch]

My brothers are both addicted to their computers

[narrow lotus]

Otherwise they end up entitled and carefree

I am addicted to pc as well cant lie

[lost epoch]

It's a bit sad to see they don't wanna do anything other than just be there all the time

I can't lie either and say I don't spend too much time on it

[tame halo]

my mom always forced me learn english vocabulary instead
so now I have a C2 certificate

[lost epoch]

But at least i do other stuff

[pale ingot]

nota 2 gg go next

[lost epoch]

I play guitar and read for leisure sometimes

[deep topaz]

Imo, the computer addiction problem is multilayered. Are they using the computer as a conduit to do other things, like learn, read, or interact? Or are they just playing videogames and watching nonsense YouTube slop?

[lost epoch]

Since there's normally nothing to do after work and chores

[lost epoch]

Second thing

Both on roblox all fucking day

[fossil swan]

yep

[pale ingot]

[stark gull]

What's the book you're reading?

[lost epoch]

My middle brother is 19

[fossil swan]

i am addicted to pc aswell id say but i use it to research more often than play

[narrow lotus]

I mean its normal.idk at 20 i was the samr

[lost epoch]

Currently Anne Holt's blind Goddess

[fossil swan]

i wanted to learn autocad shit recently

[narrow lotus]

Now tho i dont play only games on pc, i do my work, planning etc + watch interesting videos etc

Not just brainrot all day

[fossil swan]

@pale ingot @narrow lotus a venit psihologu ca e unu din alta clasa obsedat sever cu o fata din clasa mea

a ajuns la stalking

[narrow lotus]

Bruh

[stark gull]

Sounds interesting
What's the story about?

[fossil swan]

sa lasat de gagica lui pt fata asta

[narrow lotus]

Solutia e sa vina tatal fetei sa l usuce p ala putin

Si se lasa de stalk

[pale ingot]

la mine a venit psihologu doar că chiulea unu prea mult

[lost epoch]

I got a little collection

[stark gull]

Putin?

[fossil swan]

la noi avem unu cu alopecie

[fossil swan]

adevarat

[upper gulch]

he is so chill

[narrow lotus]

Puțin in Romanian = very little ( as in quantity )

[stark gull]

Funny

[pale ingot]

gg

[deep topaz]

Beyond cooked. Broiled. Seared. Butter basted

[drifting mantle]

Did this in politics class as a kid.
Don't ask me why...
I wrote my name and behind that (is not a terrorist)
The teacher wasn't amused

[lost epoch]

It's a mystery romance but with juridical themes

Anne Holt really cooks

The nords make great books

[narrow lotus]

Gave a homework once to have them relatr an activity from holiday break

Kid said he played with games and he called them n words and shit

[fossil swan]

[drifting mantle]

[fossil swan]

first time i had homework like that

[narrow lotus]

Like that is their level.of thinking man

Zero accountability

[fossil swan]

i wrote that i was making wine with my grandma

[lost epoch]

A politics class?

[narrow lotus]

Kid was never told its a rly bad word / language mode so he never thinks of it

[lost epoch]

What do they teach in there, how to embezzle?

[narrow lotus]

He will go to US call someone an n word and get shot

[fossil swan]

my classmate calls me the f slur in russian

[pale ingot]

[deep topaz]

Bushel of oranges

[fossil swan]

he learned it off cs and doesnt know the translation

he calls everyone it

[deep topaz]

Thwack

[lost epoch]

Not a single braincell in sight

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, you learn how different political systems work, how trade works, etc.

[drifting mantle]

And you talk about the news

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gubus-gumbusandgracie-yawning-cat-gif-14168074115097722602

[deep topaz]

Gumpus

[lost epoch]

Hm, they teach these on our geography classes

[pale ingot]

i got a classmate that plays cs daily that keeps saying shit like сука and other russian words and phrases unironically
last year he was singing erika often

[drifting mantle]

Geography was more environmental bullshit in Germany when I was a kid.
Shit was boring af

[lost epoch]

We didn't spend all time learning about the 20 kinds of woods or jungles

[drifting mantle]

We did

[lost epoch]

Our geography also covered geopolitics

[pale ingot]

"nuclear power bad remembr
coal always"

[fossil swan]

damn

[lost epoch]

I always thought they were hella boring because i was actually interested in the 67 types of mountains and bodies of water

[deep topaz]

6 7

[fossil swan]

my classmate saysbshit like that aswell

[lost epoch]

10 year old me thought that shit was baller

[fossil swan]

@pale ingot ai colegi care vorbesc pe romgleza

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-kiwi-bird-bird-running-away-funny-gif-3583877191952351361

[pale ingot]

he brought his laptop to school and was doing wingman during break (we got 10 min breaks)
he was losing 1-7 so i laughed at him and he made me play for him

[fossil swan]

i have 5 min break

[pale ingot]

i got 1 kill and died bc i havent played cs in half a year but i check his scoreboard and he had 2 kills 8 deaths

[deep topaz]

We got 3 minute breaks between classes where we had to sprint across the school

[pale ingot]

[pale ingot]

3 kills with mine included

[coarse bear]

Average silver lobby

[lost epoch]

Hello dry

[lost epoch]

!water

[split canyon]

💦 @coarse bear is now hydrated for the day! 💦

[drifting mantle]

10 year old me didn't understand that we were talking about German history when talking about Lutter, Friedrich the Great and Karl the Great... I thought "who the fuck is Prussia and why do we learn this shit??"

The Revelation that it was all German history was mind blowing to me

[lost epoch]

The rich story of Deutschland...

We did learn your stuff here because my country's story is basically portugal came here, enslaved everything, pillaged all the riches and fucked off back

Also gave the riches to england to settle their crippling debts

[pale ingot]

and he was shitting on me because i said i dont play this game but i was lauging at him for sucking

[lost epoch]

Grzyba

[pale ingot]

i dont need to play cs to tell how ass you are

[fossil swan]

@pale ingot

ai colegi care vorbesc engleza si romana amestecata

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reaction-michi-triste-crying-cat-reaction-sad-cat-hannicion-gif-17190162121303461099

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, when I learned that and that the Germans actually developed their colonies instead of robbing them all like the French and British.... I thought "how are we the bad guys?!"

Then came WW2 and I learned why

[naive bison]

we are so fucked

[pale ingot]

1 autist

[lost epoch]

Y'all are the bad guys because you got fed up with getting fucked by uh

[pale ingot]

cam atât

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-steal-gif-26457957

[lost epoch]

Certain organizations

[drifting mantle]

[lost epoch]

Also got too ambitious and tried to conquer all of Europe

[drifting mantle]

Europe was promised to us 3,000 years ago

[lost epoch]

The winners write history i guess

[fossil swan]

la noi

[lost epoch]

But nowadays this shit won't fly as perfectly like back then

[fossil swan]

sunt 3 fete care vorbesc asa

[drifting mantle]

The good guys always win

[fossil swan]

si nici nu vorbesc bine

[lost epoch]

Thanks to cameras everywhere

[fossil swan]

zic cacat ca

[lost epoch]

And the internet

[fossil swan]

omg nu mi vine sa cred wtf

si asa

[lost epoch]

Even the gaza shenanigans isn't going according to their plans

[fossil swan]

nici nu vorbesc correct

[lost epoch]

Because people are now aware the place is getting glassed

[pale ingot]

ok dacă zici așa atunci am mai mulți

câteva fete

[fossil swan]

dc drq numai fetele

[dusk raven]

still is

[dusk raven]

treaty or not they don't care

[lost epoch]

What are you two talking so much about in whathever language is this

[pale ingot]

[lost epoch]

Don't want us finding out your dirty secrets?

[heady crow]

Gypsie

[fossil swan]

easier

[lost epoch]

That's fucked up... More 8 trillion dollars to Israel

[fossil swan]

its romanian

[fossil swan]

ba si nu de alta

astea in fiecare pauza vorbesc asa

eu stau in spatele lor cu un coleg si sunt fortat sa le aud cum vorbesc asa

[pale ingot]

cinema

[dusk raven]

"cum"

[fossil swan]

its how in romanian

[lost epoch]

I want to learn more german but it's really damn hard to find decent material here

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/svakodobro-gif-18567365

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/israelites-iuic-12tribes-hebrews-black-jesus-gif-15090648

[dusk raven]

genuinely how this message reads to me

[lost epoch]

And youtube tutorials only go so far...

[fossil swan]

xiiaoaoosioioosoaooa

[heady crow]

With cum being the one thing you understand?

[dusk raven]

yes

[lost epoch]

Das ist so dumm

[fossil swan]

not even understand

[dusk raven]

i can read

[stark gull]

How cum?

🤡

[fossil swan]

,,how'' translates to cum in romanian

[lost epoch]

The cum is universal

[fossil swan]

[pale ingot]

yo soy doing yo mom @dusk raven

[fossil swan]

we dont have an actual word for cum in romanian i believe

[lost epoch]

What a weird name to have

[pale ingot]

theres a few i think

[fossil swan]

sperm

[dusk raven]

jokes on you i don't have soy

[lost epoch]

"cock water"

[fossil swan]

is rhe only on ei knw

[fossil swan]

[lost epoch]

[pale ingot]

[drifting mantle]

[dusk raven]

[drifting mantle]

Ey yo yo...

[lost epoch]

The best part of german is that it's not so hard to learn from my native language

[dusk raven]

as much as i shit on iedy this is the only good emote he added

[lost epoch]

I just get confused with the whole fusing a bunch of words into one

[fossil swan]

dutch?

[drifting mantle]

What's your native tongue

[lost epoch]

Porch geese

[dusk raven]

hardest language for me that i tried is french

[fossil swan]

damn

[fossil swan]

true

[drifting mantle]

I never knew

[pale ingot]

kill all french

[fossil swan]

we were forced to learn french here

[lost epoch]

French sounds retarded and i speak a romance language

[drifting mantle]

Rizz language

[lost epoch]

Like, how do you even write like that

It's easier to try and speak swiss german

[dusk raven]

they have like 4 variations of the present

it's so ahh

[lost epoch]

X-ray be like

[upper gulch]

thats shocking

you guys are usually good at french

[dusk raven]

cause it's thought in schools

[narrow sorrel]

bro has a perfectly good comprehension of English but cannot speak the language of his former colonial overlord

[dusk raven]

i legit spoke english before even starting to learn it in school
but i can barely speak french

[upper gulch]

good

[dusk raven]

i could talk to people in english when i was 10

[lost epoch]

Weren't those uhhhhh

[dusk raven]

too much ncis and other police shows

[narrow sorrel]

Romanian?

[drifting mantle]

The French made their language difficult on purpose, so peasants over other cultures couldn't speak it.
What happend is, that their language became retarded and no one wants to speak it

[upper gulch]

just delearn english and learn amazigh language

[narrow sorrel]

oh oops

[upper gulch]

then youll be epic

[narrow sorrel]

lusophone

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot just realized Reznov uses a Taiga to slice up the last nazi and to cut off the nazi flag over Reichstag

[narrow sorrel]

mb

[lost epoch]

Oh Belgium

[dusk raven]

i don't speak that either

[lost epoch]

I remember the name now

Diet france

[upper gulch]

you have to learn though now

[dusk raven]

no

[upper gulch]

YES

NOW

RIGHT NOW

[dusk raven]

no

[upper gulch]

why

you could be proud amazigh

[narrow sorrel]

The sun never sets on the anglo-arab empire

[lost epoch]

Don't learn French, you will start to understand what a bunch of africans say

[dusk raven]

last thing i need rn

[upper gulch]

FIRST THING YOU NEED RN

[dusk raven]

does he know

[naive bison]

it's crazy how russian game devs never made anything close to the epicness of COD WaW soviet campaign

[upper gulch]

and you can understand lebanese

[naive bison]

how did americans portray the heroics of the soviet people better

[lost epoch]

A lotta countries in Africa use french

It's insane

[dusk raven]

left over from colonialism

[lost epoch]

Better than clicking and visceral gargling

[upper gulch]

because average game from russian studios are like asset flips and rug pull games

[lost epoch]

But still, french

[naive bison]

hey why are you talking about cod mw 2019 to black ops 7 like this

[lost epoch]

Maybe it's just my mind that can't wrap around their writing

[prisma venture]

Who tf made this 67 fart

[upper gulch]

that was prob outsourced to indians not russians

[prisma venture]

Fuckin

Retards

[lost epoch]

French isn't that hard to understand for me

[prisma venture]

Get a job

Cunts

[drifting mantle]

[upper gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

[narrow sorrel]

I thought highfleet was p good tho

and I guess metro 2033

[lost epoch]

Idk why but usually slav electronic works always have issues

[naive bison]

highfleet is not a world war 2 game

and neither is metro

dumbass

[lost epoch]

Like, a random war event happening

[narrow sorrel]

oh a specifically ww2 game mb

[lost epoch]

Or the game progress stalls forever for some reason

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @coarse bear https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1463816724376981596/RDT_20260122_094442.mp4?ex=6973350f&is=6971e38f&hm=dd5c5f881fd70e3818e4aa217e61cdbeaf0e846cb46755e31ce7d68e43f569f2&
How turks deadass be looking at you while explaining how great Turkey is
(they are currently living in Berlin)

did it not embed

NOOOOOOO

[lost epoch]

GSC had to leave ukraine to go to Czech republic

[narrow sorrel]

They were too busy making il2 sturmovik

[naive bison]

i had a disc of that game in like 2010 and couldnt get it to launch the game so fuck that game

[lost epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397048791437414532/1463810347805966418/fdec2b032ca8c759fde9a57cdc5e19b5.mp4?ex=69732f1f&is=6971dd9f&hm=23c15ddfce660c7a7073b6e97dbeb25857eb713893b1105d3c26c78c5dde5a36&

Anyone here watch emesis blue?

What a movie...

[drifting mantle]

Vorsicht frisch gestrichen

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjpSOGJASZA

[upper gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800543937981972520/1194469760684003338/togif.gif

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-emote-crusader-emoting-father-bread-boys-gif-14310414949731074019

[coarse bear]

It did tho

[lost epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823272248882233384/1463758481445097545/image.png?ex=6972fed1&is=6971ad51&hm=66ae8ab6c3a0fb69e2b67dc233810f90825c5377aa04feb999b9e7399d398ac5&

[naive bison]

Just realized in mw2019 like 3 missions in Americans are sent to die for another country

Called urzikstan

Ts gotta be a psyop

I cant

[coarse bear]

Traditional american passtime

[lost epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823272248882233384/1463675650572554250/Screenshot_20260121_152341_X.jpg?ex=6972b1ac&is=6971602c&hm=dccb98747ac3fe4508089075b324ef0992ace614fcea9889c78118029d60b89d&

[drifting mantle]

Now I wanna see the fans react who never heard of FilthyFrank

[naive bison]

You know the guy teenage girls cream over? How cool he and his sad music is?

Well

Wanna see him eat a mouse burrito?

No? What about a cake made of human excretions?

It even has Joe Salads' piss in it

[toxic sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[coarse bear]

Chinese era is here
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2014067978157834640

eternal classic (@eternalclassic_)

https://t.co/7Z39fmdWig

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 21, 2026, 8:10 PM

[fallow trellis]

this is very relevant since there is an obesity epidemic rising in urban areas in china

who knew putting people in a 6am to 6pm (lunch not included) 6 times a week type schedule would affect their health

[fallow trellis]

i watched a documentary about it, the issue is very nuanced

[prisma venture]

Whats up quin how u doing

[fallow trellis]

I failed one of my law subjects

[prisma venture]

Fuck man

How come

[fallow trellis]

Professor was really hard

[prisma venture]

Fuck that guy

[fallow trellis]

Thanks

[prisma venture]

Next time u rock it

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