#🎪bruh-fart
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wtf is a flat
flats
the other one
A chicken breast??
A chicken breast
📚 flat
- The name given to an apartment which you rent weekly or monthly.
- The name given to someone who is not cool and is dull and boring
- The name given to a woman with no or hardly any breasts.
- [Something] which is level, does not decrease or [increase].
- The name given to [something] filled with air which is now de-flated.
- Wanna come back to my flat?
- Stop being so flat, come to [the party]!
- I realised last nite that my [girlfriend] was flat and she had been putting tissue in her bra, damn!
- This years profit margin was flat.
- Shit! How am i going to get to [the prom] now, the god damned tyres are flat.
tenders
Tender = chicken breast with crumbs
left is a flat
right is a drumstick
do you guys just not eat wings at all??
Oh a chicken piece
Why didn't you say that
hoe ass

Drumstick
flats, you get more meat
I mean I'm ngl I like both
It shows men, but if you look at most videos... It's all liberal white women 
Especially the most aggressive agitators
I liberal my white till I women
See protest abt anything
It's 90% women & half of them have blue hair.
Single women have literally nothing to do, that's why they're always at protests
Best Videos are, were they live in obvious big ass houses and complain how opressed they are...
It's like a parody, every time
no they're trying to hook up at protests
unironically that's what a lot of women do because leeching off of someone with the same political side as someone else works ig

Well, at least you'll know the political side of whoever you find
That's usually difficult to find out
I mean, not the worst way to hook up
hasan piker watching people with $2mil homes on youtube and saying "DUDE THIS IS UNIMAGINABLE WEALTH, THIS IS FUCKIN DISGUSTIN DUDE"
next year buys a $3mil mansion

hooking up wit the gambling addicted bitches at the casino 🤑
The mental gymnastics people pull off to justify this obvious bullshit is genuinely impressive
chicken wing
no cause listen theyre probably only gonna ask you for gambling money and then its an investment
cause if she wins big you do too
"dude it's a small house though"
iirc he legit said sth like "the pool is small"

Thats how you look when yapping
That's how people who support communism think society will end up... Everyone lives in a Hasan Mansion 
thank you! 
Handsome
3 dolla and a handful of rice get to work
(monthly ration)
watching people interview other people who lived through communism is heartbreaking as fuck
damn I hope you get better
bro no its fine communism here ended a while ago
oh I meant living in romania
Note, it was the communists who tried to starve out west Berlin in order to break them...
Not to create a real Utopia like they always claimed

damn that sucks
exposure therapy helps, just put a dollar on the ground and try your best not to pick it up
Damn... Gonna glue my wallet on to me if I ever visit Romania
cutting it off
wont help

this guy is slow
unfortunately I don't have that guy that lets a pencil fall over as he grabs like 30 lighters 
Imagine if it was called world of friendship
posting 0 like tweets posted at 8 am
With huge water gun fights
man woke up, picked his phone up and wrote that
Carpet bombing with water balloons
It's like people making memes with their Favorite fictional character, saying shit they agree with.

Doing gods work
yeah
Yes
Thanks, then I'll give it a try 
Its great music for chain smoking in a dirty room
REALLL
Been there
Why'd you post this when it says "loli"
but hitler was 56 years old when he dieded
that's a new one
and stop stalking the fart channel invisible lmao
"The little girl is actually a middle-aged genocidal fascist dictator from another timeline."
what i want to know more, is lolihitler on the good side or evil
dream come true
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio
Last message found on @river zealot phone before he entered labyrinth

The male urge to build my own log cabin in the woods
stupid meme, solar panels barely do shit in winter anyway
the first tree you chop down is gonna fall on you and kill you
I still see that as a win
Died while doing what he loved
we had this an its called Tanya the Evil, kinda

In the anime Hitler turns into a little girl, and you respond with this?
????????

@narrow lotus
Okay but if your 40 year old girlfriend turns into a body of a 6 year old
Would you still have sex with her
No
What kind of retarded question is that
Are you okay
Good
Its a far question
Where do you draw the line
posts gooner bait
"that's it I'm opening another ticket"
She still has the mind of the 40 year old
Robert give Artem his account back please
We know you love children
bro what the fuck are you talking about
Answer the damn question
I already did, Jeffrey
The hitler reincarnation anime?
No, this one
It's slop like much else
The loli argument is for closet pedos
Da Binky dog
"Jackpot"
The what now
the japanese tard term for underaged looking women
epstein called he wants his island back
Whats the argument
.
their excuse for sexualizing child looking characters was that oh actually it's a 3000 year demon in a body of a child or whatever
this is literally what people who goon to lolis use
how do you know
Yeah but we are on a different level here
Think of it as your real life gf
because one's right here @river zealot
Where would you draw the line
Artjom is still a minor but thinking of problems his future self will face
Brb gonna wipe my ass
is he busy's alt
that's because those people think the issue of cp is consent, it's actually because you're a fucking weirdo for wanting to fuck a kid
probably
Not enough yapping
i agree and the popular mangas right now are just as bad
Take that My Dress Up darling manga and has anime as well , sexualizing that Marin girl a fucking lot
in the end she is just 16 .
my mom actuallt did this to my basset cause of how messy eaters they are
Like the author ( woman btw ) drew a lot of fanservice of a 16 year old
Im back
Bro the author for dress up is just weird because he apparently gave the MC a haircut similar to himself so hes basically just fantasizing 
the "it's legal in other countries" argument when I tell them that online platforms have to abide by the laws of the country they're in
Look i asked a fair question
At least with 16 it can be considered a cultural barrier, since over there the age of consent is 16
I think
no thats the author of another shit manga
average Algirdas battalion experience
the author of dress up darling is a woman iirc
japan bumped it up to 18
rent a girlfriend is the one you are talking about
Same dogshit
another dogshit from what i heard , didnt bother reading into it
it was 14 and is now 18 which i think is good
What is this Jeffrey Epstein convo man
Avg practising for an arty strike on your shit
cause teenage pregnancies do not lead to healthy families and demographics
At some point it can no longer go any lower
Whats their birth rate now
bold of you to think the japanese birth rate crisis is going away
Like 0.6?
yes and no , age of consent is 16 but marriage and shit is still not allowed unless parents and shit sign or idk
Its not an age of consent problem lol
it's life quality problem
have you seen how fucked the work culture is there
Never said it was
that's the rent-a-girlfriend guy
Dont think changing it will change the demographics in any way
Only up from where they are
DOGSHIT IS DOGSHIT
Countries are like "we need higher birthrate!!!" But at the same time are like "minimum of 12 hour workdays!!! 5 days a week!!!"
Yeah having a family in Japan is tough rn
dude korea is worse
do not badmouth dress up darling in this house kid
cause their education system is incredibly hostile environment
jewish mafia was like 5x larger and stronger than sicilian mafia, but you see no films or series about them
Also, don't you dare flirt with your co-workers! It's weird!
The jews are always right behind the corner when youre in brainfart
it's not like "Oh i gotta do a few more tests" no, you basically are grinding the most ridiculous high education uni grade shit for 15 hours a day
Why would anyone watch that
It does end with good education
difference is boomers are retarded and they meant it in a retarded way
High IQ
And a broken psyche
Right answer, wrong path to get there
and emotional development issues
OCD is the tip for the iceberg for them
an foid
you can have a medium of two
Why did you post a pic of chaplain?
you dont need to learn 8 years of uni medical knowledge in a few months
I really doubt its THAT bad
I didn't know Chaplain was Gigachud
i was comparing, it isn't that bad but the amount of bloat they have in there is insane
I wear glasses and am a gymgoer
Now you know
and have short hair and a long face
simillar to one in the pic
nature is dying, the M1 was expressly designed to run over afghan children
Oh finally
I shit you not when i saw the og image the similarity was uncanny
Looksminimizing
like i was fucking preparing myself that someone is just gonna spam this image to me
cause i look like a chudjack
i am not like 1:1 but the general look is there, mainly cause i look like i am in my late 20s at 18
Thats a sign of high test, dw about it 
Its beautiful, same goes for snow camo via chalk paints for tanks
Hey man, as long as you got the physique you look awesome 
could be worse
you could be a soyjak like me and blurry
I have the shaved head, shitty beard, and square glasses
Me too girlie
only good thing about battlefield 6 is it has woodland camo
Omg hi blurry jerma
Woah, an actually good vest
i have a physique of a 1930s wrestler on the lighter side
I'm looking more like Woodie from Toy Story
also this is a baller image holy fuck 
Well
might need to get a bit more weight and some back/core size for the oompf
You need to edit the chud face on it and you basically got a selfie

Train neck for intimidation
No pencil necks here, only horse cock motherfuckers
army will take care of it with the heavy ass ACH strapped to my skull
I fucking hate high elves
Their armies are worse to fight than cathay
I survived our old ass ballistic helmet, itll be ok
Arvel the Swift should've been a companion ong
Fundamentally not fun
im sure you can make a mod for it
Damn David is all over him
or there is one already
he uses one of the default dark elf voices so
can even have him have voice lines
Yeah
it at least it isnt the steel pots
the estonian looks kinda cool
combo of PASGT and soviet shit
do you guys think foregrips were created so soldiers can practice holding dicks while shooting
why practice with a rifle when you got the barracks
hold on
i have access to everything in the photo
i was gonna buy surplus pants but boots is enough for me
that shit is like mega rare too
i want vietnam boots
don't buy the miltec ones
they suck ass
bought some for a vietnam event and the stitching split apart
inb4 americana pipedream buy a stock of those and charge 170 dollars + tax for the pants
that's if they can even find em
Hard as fuck winter gear photo. I miss our old cold weather jackets
even lithuanians have a hard time finding
yeah
i mean if i dig through our equivalent of craigslist i can maybe find some
but i found waffen ss uniforms more often that those
I mean german armys flecktarn pants should be affordable. Its what i use in the woods and so on
that guy is kuperjanov battalion btw
ye saw it from the skull
very recognizeable
my friend was in it, collects that stuff
nah i just think wearing camo can be odd as someone with no military background
ig
I think the PASGT is just the peak of helmet design
i dont care about boots tho the boots are too cool
good ears, uniform curved surface, moddable with addons
i saw a vid of early days of our underwater action team
perfect
ACH is more modular
source: own both
We talkin milsurp in here???
pasgt has a god awful chinstrap
I suppose, being in the woods i dont really care about how i look. But camos are a huge part of typical alternative wear, and flecktarn is a generic enough camo so it work
they look almost identical
pasgt has a brim and suspension, ach does not
Id never wear my countrys camo outside of army/reservist stuff though so i feel that in a way
ach uses chinstrap with pads, pasgt doesn't
having a brim is nice
I always cringe when i see m05 in civilian life
just take an ACH suspension system and put it on a PASGT
true, i think most people would probably see flecktarn and assume im not a german soldier (in america)
gentex made upgrade kits
but by the time they came out, ACH was already being issued
and the gentex kit is awful too
also you can't really fit earpro under the pasgt
with the gentex pads
source: my pasgt came with the gentex kit, i just put the original one back because of how awful and tight it was
Well, not sure how you look but if youre not like 6 feet 220lb of muscle with a shaved head and a camo shirt id say they would never assume you were of a soldier backround
original suspension fits my head better, just isn't very comfortable. same suspension as the m1 helmet
cx yeah im short and have hair past my chest
why not mod your own chinstrap on
:3, pretty safe then
the ACH one is the same design
but icba
i have kitted out my PASGT for invasion of panama kits
Period accurate mods (tape)
I'd hope the thing you're always supposed to wear would be comfortable
not always
ACH is comfortable because it's foam pads instead of suspension
Well, you say that but the army doesent often care
yeah they never care
well yeah, the brass couldn't give less of a shit, they don't have to wear it
here they do
someone doesn't know what "military grade" actually is
military grade is just a marketing term
made by lowest bidder
You seen our lv242 radio setup to be worn on our backs? That sucks so bad
i've seen just the backpacks yea
We called it rautahuora for a reason
Holy shit...
rifle for my 80's ranger kit
does bro got a martini henry
Sex
get some AP tips on that badboy. Shoot a hole through an APC
now i just need a surefire 660
they capture a lot of weapons from indonesian ''peacekeepers''
they've been seen with mp7's, m249's etc
Is that for elephant rifle?
Who even are they
no tis a martini henry cartridge
martini henries were WW1 rifles
even earlier lol
they were around for boer wars and alngo zulu war
that shit is OLD
he is dead
papua new guinea tribals
the only reason I know about the martini-henry is hunt showdown
I used it a lot in BF1
Badass, i was born in the wrong country
me with my diablo 2 discs
arent they like insurgents fighting against indonesia
tribals in their homeland
kiss you on the forehead and tell you it will be okay
are you trying to ruin my tough guy persona
the symbol of a great place to work is a suicide booth
@naive bison
we have one of these but its hidden because they dont want people to use it
nice background
bro got that usec jacket
yeah that was when the temperatures radically dropped to like -18c while a good amount of the lake was still unfrozen. Hence the steam in the backround
cant believe kanye made a song after Bruno's jacket @river zealot @naive bison
me giving the judge a surprise hug after acquitting me of manslaughter (the sheriff also joined the hugging) 
@naive bison happy birthday
Epstein's birthday making rounds as I can see
Vro no fucking way your birthdays today
it is
thank you

@narrow lotus @river zealot @coarse bear neonazi and homosexual venn diagram is a perfect circle
group of people who will uphold the future of the white race
looks inside
homosexuals who cannot reproduce
tbh white women are a lost cause
fake
i'm not gae
they'd rather fuck men than white women?
not yet publicly exposed as gei*
When I’m in a being homosexual challenge and my opponent is a right winger
OH GOD FIRST FRAME IS HIM WEARING WOMENS CLOTHES
nothing will make you fight harder than having your twink skirmisher on the frontline with you

putting a 6'4 black man and a dog in the same room as a white woman and she'll tear herself apart
hitler is generating 3.6 megawatt of power as he is spinning in his grave
"anyone thats gey or mixed race please leave the room"
it's only a question of who's sperm is going where
neonazi convention:
why even put a fucking window there man

and dont say "how else would you have seen the frog"
American thing
there's some graveyard in argentina that should have noticed
there's an actual name for that, I've seen a few houses that have that and I completely forget what it's for
that's so cool
you see a random plot of land in argentina glowing and heating up rapidly as another nazi online exposed as a trans chaser
also can confirm it's an american thing to put windows on basements near the ground for natural light
cracks knuckles
i think there is an argument to be made that neo-nazi/far-right groups are waaaay more inclusive than a group of white liberal women
they have geis, browns, blacks, mexicans, transsexual lovers, mixed people, christians, muslims, jews
it's an argument of salad bowl versus melting pot

inclusive once you are a different skin color or what
🤡
wha
nazis being exposed as gei is always funni


ledy spent too much time gooning to egirls
Been happening since the night of long knives
@river zealot
Did you guys see Fuentes and Tates and others go to a club on Kick?
It was so cringe.
gotta slime the haters one last time
bro he starts his response to the leaks with "So i have upset some jewish individuals"

who/what is a Vrillium?
combined with William
He then tried to say like "they found this account that was active all the way back in 2020-2023
so 3 years ago
not 2000-2003

just say you're gei man
I am freezing
@river zealot the gei nazi guy was baptized into an eastern orthodox church
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Hello freezing 
Does it come whit wheels?
Is this some Esoteric Far-right propaganda?
its nazi larp
its larp for sure, just not sure if nazi
you have never seen an actual nazi larp and it's for the better, the slop is insane.
im sad i cant send the actual slop here
I remember reading Lithuanian translation of mumi troll
barely remember the book
Hm i want to have it on a leach and call it hot fido with the pronunses "hot/box"
if you're brave enough you can put wheels on it
respect to the game for keeping record of all those decals
HEMAcore
surely it's not a nazi larp - there's no cocks to suck in it!

xal pretending to be a normal human being, again ?
?
what now man
how will i be slandered this time
Idk, if I had to guess it's about blood money and war because it just repeats "ohne rotes geld", which basically translates to blood money
that was me when i was a kid and my neighbor didnt want to play anymore
if I had to guess, merc larp
♻️
??????????????????????????????????????

H-WHAAT
Knowing MacBook users it's gotta be ai
hes getting an m5 asap so im getting this for art shit
I'm playing something!! 
what
i just ate a week old chicken nugget
lil waw suckA
My proudest gaming achievement still is beating COD 1 on the hardest difficulty
And its DLC
which one
boobytrapping dead bodies
bruh
mw trilogy and waw-blops have so many war crimes it'd make captain walker pop a nuclear rager
bro killed bigpipe
i found iedy's favorite song
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guys i might be nerd actualy
2025/26 1st semester
January 20, 2026 Praise from the homeroom teacher
Praise for excellent academic results in the 1st semester of 2025/2026
2025/26 1st semester
December 9, 2025 Praise from the school principal
Praise from the school principal awarded for effectively providing first aid to a classmate during workshop.
and im getting 90€ from school becuse of my grades
at last this last year im good or something
im playing so much fallout this reads like a fucking terminal lmaio
nice
maybe my teach will let me smash finaly 

What is Jeager doing in MW2?
heck i might do nother trade
i though of going to mechanic school for free driver licnecs and nother free weld certificets
@river zealot



why tf cant i react to his image
Did you get a gold star
i do not know nor wish to find out
yes
god damn, 10 million views
it's probably her doing the MR BEEEEEEEEEAST hands thing
somehow i doubt that
I thought that was over 2 years ago
guys how do I tell them
why did u blocked me
my 96 corolla fears the highway
anything over 90kmh feels a bit sketchy

request to hand over documents that may be evidence
not request
demand
i think its that shit where they store submarines
Are you feeling it mr krabs?
Mr krabs after the krusty krabs close down for good
Is bikini bottom a village or a town?
It's a city

With a population of 500
Around 500
Not anymore by the looks of it
Hols shit bikini bottom's fandom page is longer than most countries wikipedia page

polish filter vs mexico filter, so basically correct
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you can't
"FIRST RULE: TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED"
the first rule is to have fun :)
and be yourself ❤️
fak off
cunt
"You think because you do not kiss men on the lips, you are straight?"
nah i aint
i got my homeboy
rude
am playing game
what game
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi @quartz ridge you know the quotes you get to read when you die? I got a quote from the Talmud 
"Live a long life, it's the greatest revenge" or sth
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watch dogs 1 
nice, i should finish that game sometime
how is your health btw
u doin aright?
is fine 
peak
playing it bit modded so game is actually bit better

Trying to get into this game again
Tough mf
5 mins in, Wolf got my ass, rip first run
grown 28-year old man
your students would bully you to suicide if they saw this
and i wouldnt blame them
They can't
drake is a pedophile
stay safe artem
he might get you

I thought diddy is the pedo?
all of them are

get a job that you enjoy and youll never work a day in your life 
no need to thank me for that tip
Damn Brüno, you're so wise
thank you, sadly i dont follow that info myself but coaches dont play or something
Until your wages can't keep up with inflation and suddenly your life gets worse and worse.
If that happens, you know what you have to do
Little by little you realize you can't do what you want anymore and it's over.
why
i have posted it previosly 🤷
9/11
Whatever you say Sumo
it's his birthday he gets a pass
I do enjoy a 1911
its xals birthday?
My favourite pistol the 9/11
Billy the bartender, drinking his own supply
granted, theres nothing on the market to really beat warframe
anthem, destiny
all 3*
How could you convince a Warframe player to play another game?
They have sunk thousands of hours into it.
i dont think it's possible for a completely new game to have a value proposition even close to what warframe has
shitloads of content
best monitization system
free
actually fun
literally just kill yourself
1000*
but in case of warframe it's actually true
game is grindy but it's really good
fanbase stockholm syndromed itself
Their attempt:
destiny was good too but then they ended up shooting themselves in the foot with destiny 2
Titania with gauss subsume running level 30 extermination fissures
Destroying half the content randomly fucked them up.
Destiny was the suicidal thought, Destiny 2 was the execution of said thoughts
as i said if you played warframe, destiny's value proposition would never come close
i bought 4 dlc and the game itself. They made the game free and removed 3 of the dlc 
destiny for much of its life was:
Not free
DLC wasn't free either
And it had less content than existed already in WF
Destiny raids were fun.
you should try the first descandant 
The random puzzle shit made people fumble so hard it was actually funny.
i never mentioned any of that
only good thing i saw about destiny were the cool looking weapons
well i did
cool
the art direction in the first one was great
Tried destiny once...
I expected halo gun play and I got ass
imma be real
halo gunplay is overrated
i played the master chef collection recently
i do see the hype but it's overrated in some aspects
Maybe if you look at it today, but back then it was peak
still compared to games from back then there were better options imo
i liked all the games
I think the worst thing is how the plasma weapons were slowly gutted game after game
Like the plasma rifle was done so fucking dirty.
the only one that puzzled me was combat evolved
ngl i don't see the hype
awesome game
but it's so fucking repetetive and drags on for so long
and most guns were meh
i liked the pistol and shotgun
I liked that every gun in halo felt unique and had it's clear purpose. Most of them felt good... Can't really describe it
no other game had a better shotgun
from playing them back to back this is how i felt for rankings
reach > 3 > 2 > odst > 4 > ce
halo fans would kill themselves when they see 4 above ce
The opening of Red vs Blue's remastered Season 1.

also didn't see the hype for odst
the shield / health system was kinda ass
i liked the campaign tho
pretty sure it was the different point of view as in the playable character not being john halo
yea i got that
but it didn't feel that good
found myself just sniping with the carbine
Played Halo 3 at my friends House often.
Finally got my own Xbox 360, got Halo ODST instead of Halo 3.
Felt like I got the Discount version Halo 
Still liked it tho
halo 3 was the goat
This shit makes me go supercritical
Would be peak
Such a hilarious idea
Memories of time long passed
mold halo doritos 
the real origin of the flood
Our time is passed, John...

type shi

can i have a sip?
First Impuls should be to wall yourself in
stress and panic often cloud objective judgement
is hytale good
Looked good, but it's still early access from what I heard
But what's there is good
im just suprised that it finally came out
kill yourself
NOT IN TEH FUCKING WASHER CUNT
bitch
What is it with you posting puking?






