🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

now they're just eating the shit

dems are like "oh well"

[quaint ore]

I never thought I would genuinely hope for a second union of Lublin lol. Cause at this point it's the best bet for eastern europe to survive.

[slender rock]

useless fucking retarded ass goverment here

they grabbed two native people (i think lakota tribe) and now ice can't find where they sent them off to

[tacit mango]

could use geothermal to power it too

[slender rock]

because hrr brown = mexican with these idiots

[naive bison]

if this goes like twitter there's gonna be like 5 planes falling out of the sky

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-blunt-rotation-girls-band-cry-subaru-awa-gif-7673454704229159114

[naive bison]

a year

[tacit mango]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-gif-9831595

average day in elons america 2028

[quaint ore]

People say I always act like an extremist, and I can see why

what kind of a mentally deranged lunatic would have a licensed version of vegas pro 14?

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade President of Bulgaria resigned

[stone blade]

I saw

[slender rock]

i mean

[stone blade]

out whole government did iedy

[slender rock]

so uh

hows that compared to 12

[quaint ore]

didn't try it, so can't tell

[slender rock]

seriously

[quaint ore]

It didn't give out on me, crashing is kinda rare, but granted I worked on smaller videos

[slender rock]

🧓

[quaint ore]

Stock FX and plugins work quite well, audio manipulation is baller

[slender rock]

nice

I'm still rocking 12 pro

[thin cedar]

saar elon would hire skilled personell from global super power India

[slender rock]

but I hardly do shit with vidya much

[quaint ore]

if you do minimalistic video editing, it's just the right thing

[slender rock]

fuck yeah

hitfilm was like FXsomething

when it was still free

https://www-vg-no.translate.goog/nyheter/i/BxlKeE/krisemoete-i-nato-vi-maa-huske-hvem-som-er-trusselen?

oh fuck you google

[thick wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7aGjpVKHtXc

@river zealot

[river zealot]

saw it

[slender rock]

https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/BxlKeE/krisemoete-i-nato-vi-maa-huske-hvem-som-er-trusselen

https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/0pKA5g/kan-europa-forsvare-seg-selv-uten-usa

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-gif-16950672604112791872

That's my jam

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-simmons-aerobics-80s-exercise-gif-15096521359588326378

[simple ore]

insane tier list

sloplivion remake above khazan and metal eden

im gonna mald

[river zealot]

basketballword

[prime zenith]

🫙

[quaint ore]

This shit goes so hard

[heady crow]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2012895545317064896

iShowShitpost (@iShowShitpost)

https://t.co/l0JM3mxSCt

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 18, 2026, 2:31 PM

[deep topaz]

Does this cat look slightly wild or is it just me

it's almost 1947, and all the communist powers have declared war on the rest of the world. should I join?

[slender rock]

sure why not

[high wing]

Hes got murder in his eyes

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-simmons-exercise-fitness-aerobics-choreography-gif-21156727

[deep topaz]

honestly idk what help I'd be. I only have 31 divisons and they're all on coastline guard

[vague bear]

that cat is crazy photogenic what the fuck

[toxic sundial]

[stark gull]

It's just you
The cat is a very distinguished gentleman, look at the way he is sitting. Pure gracefulness

[naive bison]

the idiots in UK government did the one thing you should never do to people you hate

they gave them hope

(for a cute alt gf who shares your political values)

[stark gull]

Then why did it fail in Russia?

[naive bison]

did i miss something

[stark gull]

Альтушка с госуслуг

[naive bison]

who

[toxic sundial]

government mandated alt gf

[visual stirrup]

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine an alt gf running her fingers through your hair -- for ever."
- George Orwell, 1984

joke's on you, Big Brother

I don't have any hair

[toxic sundial]

I'm terrified of going bald

[heady crow]

i looked pretty good when bald

i kinda miss it

[toxic sundial]

my hair goes down to chest, if I lose it it's gonna be joever

[heady crow]

twink death

😔

[visual stirrup]

@heady crow
I have a question
do finns eat borscht?

[heady crow]

uuh no not really

atleast traditionally, granted ive never seen it on any restaurant menu either

[visual stirrup]

okay

[pale ingot]

not a real borscht enthusiast

[toxic sundial]

I've never seen a borscht in my life

[pale ingot]

gg

i grew up with it

[visual stirrup]

it came up in Alan Wake 2, a game with a few finnish characters that have influenced the town they live in

[toxic sundial]

where are you from

[pale ingot]

romania bro

[visual stirrup]

and Remedy is a known finnish studio

[toxic sundial]

gg

[visual stirrup]

do romanians eat olivier? winter salad?

[toxic sundial]

deserved

[visual stirrup]

stolichniy salad

[pale ingot]

i think so

[toxic sundial]

I like

[pale ingot]

i dont know it by that name but the ingredients line up with something we eat

[toxic sundial]

stew

fw stew heavy

brunswick style

[lapis zinc]

@grizzled meadow

[pale ingot]

is there an issue sir

[upper shore]

just sharing our accolades

https://tenor.com/view/medals-boss-serious-heres-my-cape-ready-gif-13584973

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-dotman3-gif-18657921

[toxic sundial]

pay gorn

[high wing]

isnt that cheese wheel like 20-30 pounds

WAIT THAT THING CAN WEIGHT UP TO 90 POUNDS

[toxic sundial]

cheese is dense

[high wing]

yeah but the way she holds it

i dunno i feel like that would not be comfortable at all

[deep topaz]

of course not

just gotta hold it for the picture

[upper shore]

i would fucking slobber all over that wheel of cheese for hours like a snail

[high wing]

yeah but as far as i know they dont ususally just do 1 picture

its multiple

[sacred mountain]

Swedes loved to pillage
Mongols also loved to pillage
Both of them sucked at settling down
Both of them got screwed right after having a climax of domination

Swedes=Mongols

[ruby minnow]

finns are asian already

[prime zenith]

i am mongol now

[sacred mountain]

Mongolcore

[drifting mantle]

Ah... Quality content

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[solar breach]

https://youtu.be/UGa5zmOOW7Y?si=EMtjtWdpUQO3n4JL

[drifting mantle]

Darkness I and II Soundtrack is PEAK

[grizzled meadow]

This is very old

[grizzled meadow]

There is at least one extra pic that I know of

[sacred mountain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562790985135030272/1462919632087154768/image.png?ex=696ff194&is=696ea014&hm=6680c49545a055c743b3ba5c8a25d61e9659371eed3c85e54abff32bd6e9c85a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=1455

[storm stream]

Yea, you would know

[solar breach]

need to get around to watching it

[river zealot]

sneezed 4 times

holy shit

[drifting mantle]

Yet you survived

Close one

Also bless you

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1462776929357660264/G-9AwnkXEAAecHZ.jpg?ex=696f6cad&is=696e1b2d&hm=a738a4b6d68e69685243c4f9c49824bdf072de2b68d209720156a6ec8e45610c&

[naive bison]

EWWWWWWWA

[sacred mountain]

[simple ore]

[naive bison]

i didnt know its gonna embed sth gross

my bad gang

[simple ore]

tabbed in just to see that

[naive bison]

[simple ore]

you can delete the embed

[naive bison]

deleted it

[river zealot]

bro

[naive bison]

its ok

[simple ore]

add < and >

[sacred mountain]

It wasnt that bad

[naive bison]

the joke is over

[river zealot]

i was looking at the picure uptop

what the fuck was it

dm

[sacred mountain]

Wikipedia bubonic plague article

[river zealot]

ah

[naive bison]

i just linked to bubonic plague wiki page when u said u sneezed 4 times and it showed someone's boils on their leg

as an embed

[river zealot]

what was that disgusting shit about pussy

[simple ore]

that bubonic plague pussy got me acting unwise

[river zealot]

something blue

[sacred mountain]

Dyk wikipedia has hardcore pr0n stored in it

[simple ore]

blue waffle

[river zealot]

yeah thats the one

one day some guy will have it embed

or some other shit

[deep topaz]

something less than ideal happened

[toxic sundial]

one day I will miss click in my saved gifs

it will be over

[river zealot]

wikipedia page for tits 100% has one uncensored

[simple ore]

[toxic sundial]

I mean it's kinda gotta

[solar breach]

my gallery on my phone is a minefield

[sacred mountain]

Bro I posted ball horse once and got a 3 day mute, better watch out lmao

[naive bison]

that shit was probably added second into ragebait bot detection list, right after goatse

[toxic sundial]

at a certain point not everything can just be banned

[simple ore]

true....

[toxic sundial]

[river zealot]

thats the reason they all speak french there irl

[toxic sundial]

yeah don't post ball horse

But also I have way worse than ball horse

[simple ore]

davai

[toxic sundial]

you cut the funniest part, it just redirects to breast

[simple ore]

yea lmao

[toxic sundial]

that's the full entire page

[drifting mantle]

Hmmm

Milkies

[solar breach]

https://youtu.be/FDS_JC2ddoQ?si=IhaBZEseMQ-inKiW

[sacred mountain]

Cant wait for the day when someone posts the recipe on how to make crystal in brainfart

[simple ore]

i posted the meth one

[upper shore]

got a glock in my rari

[stark gull]

Stop motion lewd bionicles animations...
WTF YouTube!?

[stark gull]

I'm with you on this one

I don't know what was that

Some busty tank girl shooting a penguin

[high wing]

he cant keep getting away with it

[pine depot]

fortnite balls...

[pine depot]

not bad at all for start of 2026

[river zealot]

Bro that cat almost turned her into a croptop

[pine depot]

oh hella wolkswagen das auto video

[naive bison]

someone post the outfit padme chose to reject anakin in

[stoic girder]

Fuck the jedi code man...

[strong crest]

Fucking incredible

[strong crest]

In a kids movie no less

[toxic sundial]

locomotion

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/JugoOnTheRocks/status/2013088340677972329 @simple ore

J. (@JugoOnTheRocks)

I hear what youre saying but I dont think I've ever played a Racing Game as violent as The Crew Motorfest

Keep your eyes on that white bugatti that got pushed off by the purple car
and watch who the white bugatti hits wwhen he decides to go for it AND look at the minimap

QRT: ShitpostRock
Honestly, this image combined with the total lack of car destruction are some of the main reasons modern racing games suck

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 19, 2026, 3:17 AM

[toxic sundial]

racingslop

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/AmericanRanger4/status/2013259814520934434

American Ranger (@AmericanRanger4)

Gm loves

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 19, 2026, 2:38 PM

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2013037849927373228

goo (@vulniccura)

having a nightmare about work and then waking up and going to work

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 18, 2026, 11:56 PM

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/unmanned-aircraft-din-air-drone-gif-11315512

[simple ore]

my goat

[high wing]

sounds like a fucking drone taking off

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/Wario64/status/2013285430347575648?s=2

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Marathon Collector's Edition up for preorder at PS Direct ($189.99) https://t.co/ydJffPZG2h #ad

NO GAME CODE - does NOT contain a physical disc or digital copy of the game*

X · Jan 19, 2026, 4:20 PM

DOESN'T EVEN INCLUDE THE ACTUAL GAME

[high wing]

i do not understand these collectors edition

[naive bison]

all that for stolen art

[high wing]

i would get like if theres an option if you want the game or not

[high wing]

yes stolen art but its been settled with the artist

only problem is we dont know what was settled

either money, being credited, etc

[simple ore]

wasn't this shit cancelled

[high wing]

no

[simple ore]

bruh

[high wing]

its also gonna be 40 dollars

[simple ore]

they really shooting themselves and finishing the job

[high wing]

arc raiders is currently their competition

[stoic girder]

Being credited... I wouldn't want to be linked to this piece of shit game.

Just give me the money and fuck off.

[simple ore]

they should just cut the losses

[high wing]

they prolly spent too much to cancel now

[stoic girder]

Just make a fucking halo game, how hard is that?

[high wing]

especially since destiny 2 is on life support

[high wing]

they dont work for microsoft anymore

[stoic girder]

I mean a halo clone.

It's what Marathon was anyway.

[high wing]

mmm

i dunno about that

wasnt it more a doom clone

[stoic girder]

It was halo before halo but you get my point.

[high wing]

it should not have been named marathon

other than the lore they are mashing together

[stoic girder]

Give it some more schizo lore and would have been good.

[high wing]

doesnt look remotely close to anything marathon related

[simple ore]

gotta squeeze every last drop

do you really think they give a fuck

100% none of the ogs who worked on it are there

just clearing the old ips

[primal rapids]

Durandal is texting me from an alternate timeline again, brb gotta kill the Pfhor in the past

[stoic girder]

Marathon has - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - A Multiverse.

[high wing]

marvel copout

"batman didnt die he died in universe 67"

or whatever

marvel dc sameshit different ass

[primal rapids]

Lucky of you to be able to sleep in until 6:00 AM

I have to wake up at 4:30

[high wing]

classic

btw that "co-owner" got removed

iirc for being a pedo

and he lied about being a firefighter

[stoic girder]

Crazy lore dump.

[high wing]

and it was not convincing in the slightest

it deserves to be known

dudes a massive retard

[stoic girder]

How do you know?

[high wing]

i watch proximity chat and other vrc troll videos

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[stoic girder]

Sure

[high wing]

huh?

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xn2ogboSeAo

[vast wren]

why does epstein look like he's had botox done, looks very uncanny

[pine depot]

goone forever*

[vast wren]

three days grace, aw hell nah I know that band

[pine depot]

who doesent

[vast wren]

gen z and gen alpha

[pine depot]

oh alr weare not tlkin bout this type shi gens

[pine depot]

okay try this

[vast wren]

bro I listen to her already

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-the-lighthouse-wake-laugh-wake-laughing-gif-16420751

[stoic girder]

You should.

[vast wren]

am I old? 💔

[pine depot]

nuh uh

[pine depot]

what a good music taste

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-part-3-jotaro-raise-gif-14714079223144935251

[pine depot]

i bet my dogs souls you are under 25

[vast wren]

26

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249394937942900829/1256527237654515762/attachment.gif

[pine depot]

NOOOO

MY DOOOGS

(i dont have one)

[pine depot]

[vast wren]

you just sacrificed the souls of skinwalkers

[pine depot]

what a sound bless my ears rn

[pine depot]

fr

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-beast-im-beasting-it-dying-light-the-beast-beast-gif-11619266736890528869

[vast wren]

you realize thats under your name

[simple ore]

yea

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-buddy-gif-8116719798137240245

[pine depot]

his plan is absolutely peak

[vast wren]

dam

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327797151732076606/1333538293710585896/attachment-4.gif

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-you-are-my-sunshine-tiktok-good-side-holy-gif-1666146645093941717

bless you by Lebron steel ahh balls James

[vast wren]

bronze jade

[pine depot]

fr who tehfuk invented this and accept

[pine depot]

this one meme older than you

[stoic girder]

I'm almost as old as commercial internet.

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[pine depot]

are you that old to use " ' " in messages

[stoic girder]

Is that some slavic thing?

[pine depot]

no you write "I'm" instead of "Im"

[stoic girder]

[pine depot]

maybe im stupid but... aa... nvm

[vast wren]

man what happened

is brainfart usually this quiet

[pine depot]

i killed every braincell in this chat

just by standing here

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

[upper shore]

it's official. grammar makes you old

grammar radiation decreases life expectancy, says experts

[pine depot]

elite ball knowledge makes you younger so destroy every braincell for stay young

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/shockwave-dotm-unicrons-giant-space-ugsb-gif-17850931189301309423

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-rahhh-meme-skeleton-shield-bash-skeleton-rahhh-gif-15474981862884946357

[steel pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fizzer1k-5597-3689-move-along-nothing-to-seehere-gif-12353147

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2013236605000044700

Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs)

In Kamchatka, Russia, it snowed so much that dudes are jumping out of buildings without injuring themselves.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 19, 2026, 1:06 PM

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-wesker-albert-wesker-resident-evil-4-resident-evil-gif-6288452723485402601

[rocky geode]

its called an apostrophe

bingus

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[rocky geode]

it represents a word being a short version

I am

I'm

its not an age thing its a not being retarded thing

[pine depot]

52 missed calls from big leagues of language

[rocky geode]

succ me

[pine depot]

but who doesn't love being retarded for some reason?

[pine depot]

nothing changed

[toxic sundial]

brianfart is currently respecting Martin Luther King day

slower activity Is to be expected

[rocky geode]

brainfart would never do that

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735670248715583528/1146915548567969932/caption.gif

[upper shore]

brainfarters are too busy wage slaving on Martin Luther King day*

[fast belfry]

Sex is cool

[fluid heron]

fuck it optimized dex build

[upper shore]

woah woah woah mate be careful, someone might send another penis gif

[fast belfry]

Shit

[upper shore]

and get shot

its a warzone

[fast belfry]

Another penis gif has hit the brianfart

[upper shore]

we've lost 12 good men already

[fast belfry]

Care to name them? In their honor.

[upper shore]

Delight, god rest his soul

[fluid heron]

didnt delight just leave

shit was a long while ago now that im thinking abotu it

[fast belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[upper shore]

we also lost ryry, he died in combat against anime gifs and furry porn

[deep topaz]

Amd fsr3 gif

[austere shadow]

Anyone got banned recently?

[fluid heron]

not that i can think of

[upper shore]

borka fat's alt got shot yesterday i think

[fluid heron]

eh who cares its borka

[upper shore]

i never saw him much. people say he was annoying. he got shot twice. thats it

[fluid heron]

he was

[upper shore]

was he fat

[fluid heron]

dont know

[deep topaz]

I have no opinion of this individual

[fluid heron]

but recently everyone who has been banned is just annoying as shit

[upper shore]

i thought you'd be an expert

[fluid heron]

which is why i dont remember them

[fluid heron]

why would i be an expert on if people are fat or not?

[upper shore]

i thought you'd have a fat radar or something man!

[fluid heron]

can garuntee if you are in brainfart and arent me

[upper shore]

fatraccoon it just makes sense!

[fluid heron]

you are fat as shit

[deep topaz]

You own a gravimetric radar array so that you can identify the cross section of a fatass discord user up to 1000 miles away

[fluid heron]

usually i can hear it in their voice

you can hear the heart palpitations when they attempt to speak

but i would rather be castrated than join the vc fuck that

[spring ledge]

i hope im next

[deep topaz]

You can hear the phlegm building up in their lungs

[fluid heron]

really easy to tell when their chair cries out in pain whenever they move

i have a mesh staples chair that ive sat in for 2 years and the mesh isnt even sagging cuz im 110 pounds soaking wet

[upper shore]

all you have to do is post a penis gif and then a mysterious creature known as "the moderator" will dome you with an RPG warhead like an Afghani sniper

[fluid heron]

god i fucking love this chair

[upper shore]

based

[fluid heron]

only chair with a headrest i can actually use

only chair built for short people

literally built for people under 6 foot

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/running-run-run-away-sprint-sprinting-gif-16061523757178522860

[deep topaz]

Basically same one I have. I love my no name generic Chinese ergonomic office chair

[austere shadow]

I can send you funny material to post

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-kiwi-bird-bird-running-away-funny-gif-3583877191952351361

[fluid heron]

i basically just found one of those youtube channels that does reviews on chairs

and i got an office chair specifically instead of a "gaming" chair

like you do not need to be sitting in a fucking race car bucket seat

and then i got it on sale for a hunnid

[fluid heron]

my friends got me playing that shit daily

that is the gameplay

throw a bunch of shit into a room and do that over and over

[undone wave]

Jeffery Epstien, are you here?

[fluid heron]

guys he said go to the island its spirit box

[undone wave]

Ghost writing is his little black book

[fluid heron]

hyken and the dexley are on sale

[undone wave]

That trend of the AI presidents playing games but they get implicated by ghost epstein

[high wing]

those are good chairs

[fluid heron]

i got the hyken

never had back pain from sitting in a chair since

office chairs are just better

literally designed to be sat in for long periods of time

bro they got heated mesh chairs?

oh my

ill wait in a few years when i finally destroy the mesh on this chaire

[solar breach]

wheres the yaoi

[spring quail]

we have the same chair

[fluid heron]

ah under 6 foot

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-vergil-dmc-monday-gif-16621886080979094247

[wind bough]

I would have taken scar for Charon but dang it got close

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2013255381519061055

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

X · Jan 19, 2026, 2:21 PM

[wind bough]

I see it

[wind bough]

Yo what the fuck

Bro asked me like 16 things

[narrow sorrel]

is still around?

[wind bough]

Who scar?

[narrow sorrel]

akinator

[wind bough]

Yes

[fluid heron]

bro he got killy from blame last time i did that shit

im 6 guesses

[wind bough]

lol he gave me killa

[fluid heron]

blame! has a netfix adapt>

?

might check that out actually

5.7 stars uh oh

oh right its 2017 netflix anime

so its all cgi

bro its all cgi

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

and it isnt even using the manga pacing

[fluid heron]

everytime i see that bean its always about the fact the nsa and government spies on everyone

or how to make meth

[high wing]

https://youtu.be/x4NBdBO5XaU?si=Gf84jEbijze3cZlz

[high wing]

i mstill waiting for the game to come out

[fluid heron]

has it not?

[high wing]

nope

[frail scaffold]

tag yourself

[fluid heron]

thats fucking crazy

[high wing]

no

[frail scaffold]

im the lute bunny

[fluid heron]

referring to yourself as a bunny is wild

[fallow trellis]

black women can beat goku

[fluid heron]

no

no they cant

[frail scaffold]

idgaf

[fallow trellis]

goku isnt that strong if a black woman can beat him

[fluid heron]

only person goku doesnt beat is beat goku man

his power is to beat goku

[frail scaffold]

goku vs prostate cancer

[fluid heron]

i feel cancer is a non issue there

they got entire houses in pills

[high wing]

no not any black woman

[fallow trellis]

goku is weak to the chocolate women

[high wing]

only ONE black woman

motifa

[fluid heron]

fuck motifa?

i dont think gokus got it

[high wing]

https://youtu.be/R1wQGmiWK4U?si=Xgv9oFHlmYRw5p0c&t=2337

[frail scaffold]

does anyone elses discord do this

[high wing]

im motifa

no more teefa

[fluid heron]

my favorite is when they turn franklin into a chimp and go oh no this is racist

[fallow trellis]

ngl im also weak to chocolate skinned women (the sexy ones)

[fallow trellis]

especially the ones with large curvaceous gluteus maximus

[frail scaffold]

what about the medius?

[fallow trellis]

the ones where when you slap it, you hear thunder reverberate in the room

[fallow trellis]

as long as its large and curvazeous

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-animal-crossing-true-morgan-freeman-truth-nuke-gif-14592641501130146737

[fallow trellis]

thin waist, large ass

any color

but i like women how i like my coffee

[solar breach]

love this dude

[frail scaffold]

spawning in and beer just appearing in the mug is crazy

[solar breach]

bitter and regret after every gulp?

[simple ore]

we do not discriminate when it comes to pussy

[frail scaffold]

chat should i order the kenshi sweater

[simple ore]

no

[frail scaffold]

too late

[fallow trellis]

how my dad tells me how he was born

[fallow trellis]

howd you know

[solar breach]

whats on it

[little mirage]

you'd read this in a fallout terminal

[frail scaffold]

dad telling stories from before he got nerfed (met mom)

[frail scaffold]

LMFAOOOOOO

[fallow trellis]

i love starwars

[solar breach]

sick

[little mirage]

This is tatooine coded

[frail scaffold]

yeah its cool

and i like knit sweaters

[solar breach]

i got a chernobyl safety team one

[frail scaffold]

hard

i like the blue

[frail scaffold]

expected yellow

[solar breach]

My family was very confused

My dad was the only one who knew what the surgery meter was

[solar breach]

I only saw the yellow after I ordered

:(

[frail scaffold]

i just knit my first thingy today (scarf for one of my plushes) i wanna make my own sweaters sometime

next up is a full size scarf

[frail scaffold]

i like blue more soo

[solar breach]

Old white lady maxxing

I would make a fantastic old white lady

I love antique shopping

[lost epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823272248882233384/1462994975489917085/image0.jpg?ex=697037bf&is=696ee63f&hm=dec968c4e9fabbfd83cd2adbea150c042b58f5bfd78df93b8139462fb769b0ed&

You like antiques for their vintage visual

I like antiques because modern products are shit

We are not the same

[solar breach]

true

[narrow sorrel]

acting like mlk sr. didnt exist

[solar breach]

i really need to take my geiger counter to a few antique shops

scare the fuck out of the shopkeeper to giving me a good deal

[lost epoch]

Buying fiestaware

I like uranium glass myself

[frail scaffold]

omg samee

[grave bronze]

theres an antique shop literally down the road

i visited it like

once when i was a kid and didnt even live in this town

now i do and i havent touched it in 15 years

[lost epoch]

Wish there were some here

[grave bronze]

i should go visit it

[solar breach]

you should

they can be good fun

[lost epoch]

Shame I've found none

Y'all cherish your antique stores

They're becoming rarer by the day

[solar breach]

one of our local ones uses baby doll heads with no eyes as decor

[grave bronze]

all i remember is that its cramped as shit in there

[solar breach]

just puts them everywhere

and a candy dispenser full of baby doll parts

[grave bronze]

its like in one of those old brick buildings and its narrow

i might go there tomorrow, idek if its still there i havent really checked

[frail scaffold]

kenshi sweater ordered

[grave bronze]

if it is and i do go ill take some pics

[frail scaffold]

god i love being employed

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026878868679827547/1164367109250359346/Nessie.gif

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[frail scaffold]

the moment i go into work tomorrow: fuck this. i hate being employed

[grave bronze]

im

still dreading getting a proper EMT job

[lost epoch]

Pros: being employed

[solar breach]

im already dreading tomorrow cause we went to prep a bit earlier today

[lost epoch]

Cons: being employed

[solar breach]

sheetrock dust and old staples EVERYWHERE

[grave bronze]

Cause emts get to see people die and make $17/hr

[fallow trellis]

what is emt

[frail scaffold]

paramedics basically?

[fallow trellis]

oh its medical shit

[frail scaffold]

yeah

[grave bronze]

emergency medical tech

yeah

basically

[fallow trellis]

con: you work for the medical institutes

[lost epoch]

Hope you're looking forward to getting shit pay, terrible hours and no social life

[frail scaffold]

actually help people unlike some other emergency services

[lost epoch]

Also health hazards

[fallow trellis]

con: youre sheep, a cog to the machine

[grave bronze]

they're what comes before paramedics

they have less training

but they still do cpr, basic meds, airways, bleeding

[frail scaffold]

everyone i know who is in emt enjoys it

[fallow trellis]

ew you have to kiss people?

[grave bronze]

Paramedics can start IVs, do more meds, use the manual defib

[frail scaffold]

and the people who do become emts are always awesome people

[grave bronze]

mouth to mouth actually isnt that common anymore

[fallow trellis]

might aswell just sell ur body in skidrow

[grave bronze]

id get better pay

[frail scaffold]

17 per hour starting is nuts tho

[fallow trellis]

if you do mouth to mouth?

[frail scaffold]

needs to be like minimum 25

[grave bronze]

17 is average

[fallow trellis]

youd get better pay if you do mouth to mouth?

[grave bronze]

it goes as low as 15

[frail scaffold]

dogshit

[grave bronze]

better pay selling my body

[fallow trellis]

17 us dollars?

[grave bronze]

five kromer

[grave bronze]

The class itself cost me $7000

the textbooks were $500

the test is $100 per attempt

[fallow trellis]

so it's a scam

[grave bronze]

while in class i had to pay a $200 deposit

to take a test

and yeah thats just american education

[fallow trellis]

its in the medicine field so im not surprised

[grave bronze]

btw people are complaining of an EMT shortage

i wonder why

[frail scaffold]

all im saying is i bet being a cop doesnt cost that much money

[grave bronze]

oh no yeah a lot of medical classes are expensive mostly because they want to take advantage of people's desire to help others

[fallow trellis]

if you wanna see alot of jews in one place, you dont go to the synagogue. you go to a hospitals board of trustees

the entire medical indistry is a scam, people go through the rigor to take part of the scam

[grave bronze]

Honestly yeah probably, it's also probably actually easier

[fallow trellis]

like pyramid scheme

[frail scaffold]

dont need to tell me that

[grave bronze]

ALSO

my state covers tuition if you dont have a degree

but

[fallow trellis]

being a cop is actually nice, you get to shoot all the acorns

[grave bronze]

my class doesnt count

[frail scaffold]

classic

[grave bronze]

but like, specifically my program, other people got theirs covered

i got grandfathered in basically because my program was phased out like a week after i got accepted

[little mirage]

Mods, this is a racial slur targetted against CANADIANS. Ban him

[frail scaffold]

i remember my sister being hit with thousands of dollars in medical bills during college from an asthma attack (didnt even take an ambulance) and the only way she was able to pay it off was cus her college's nuns fundraised for her

murica

[grave bronze]

Mods, tuck this man in and kiss his forehead

[fallow trellis]

the hospitals being run by jews not a canadian thing?

[little mirage]

Absolutely demoralizing thought

[lost epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507364684924452922/1462150844999798855/four_dabloons.png?ex=696fc896&is=696e7716&hm=818055555dfcd566792a458c1b7e7c8a4513231660498e7f997b47959f6d169f&

[grave bronze]

I hate america but like my friends are here and i cant afford to move away

[lost epoch]

God, I'd love to live in murica

[fallow trellis]

if you already live there, thats probably a better spot to stay than moving out

[lost epoch]

I cannot stand the third world shithole I'm in

[fallow trellis]

i would want to live in canada but they dont like indians and pakistanis

[grave bronze]

hou...se

[lost epoch]

Are you... Any of these?

[fallow trellis]

i am pakistani

[little mirage]

Which one

[fallow trellis]

living in a third world country is probably fine as long as you work for government (you get to do all the oppressing)

[lost epoch]

Wouldn't you like to know, blueboy

[lost epoch]

Oh i do

[fallow trellis]

like good gov job, not like dmv cashier or something

[lost epoch]

I work for a state bank

[little mirage]

SEA, Phillippines. Call it

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-blue-gif-15851792565936245960

[lost epoch]

I just can't stand this government

[lost epoch]

These people

[fallow trellis]

cynna is philippines

[lost epoch]

South america

Bit far blud

[little mirage]

Lie

[fallow trellis]

hes hiding his power

[lost epoch]

I ain't no damn filipinx

[fallow trellis]

its actually surprising how most people in this platform who are open about their location, race, residence are mostly from the philippines

[lost epoch]

Well i know nothing about asia

[fallow trellis]

i know alot about china

[solar breach]

this is why once i inevitably get diabetes, it runs in the family, im just gonna ignore it till i die

it really is that easy

[frail scaffold]

dont give shit to companies making profit off of you just wanting to live

[toxic sundial]

doesn't this guy do guitar song covers in youtube

[grave bronze]

yeah

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[spring quail]

putting visible wet tater in oil

lol

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00005KB37/?coliid=I8UMQZ7ODI0SR&colid=1PPE5YSXMMJ2B

[toxic sundial]

should air fry anyways

after boiling

and rinsing

[fluid heron]

even cpu prices are going up

im going to start making bombs for data centers

at my last straw you fuck me on the ram the graphics cards the ssds

now im being fucked on the cpu?

[solar breach]

Me looking at my cpu which hasn't gotten new thermal paste in like 3 years

[fluid heron]

god ai is a fucking plague on humanity

we have fucking companies bio engineering ticks to make you allergic to red meat

and they so happen to start infecting people when they didnt want to invest in their 3d meat printing

this tick that has a very rare disease that makes you allergic to beef and pork lets isolate that disease and commit bioterrorism

and now all of a sudden theres more reports of cases and its caused by climate change actually

buy our lab meat

actual cyberpunk shit

[scenic field]

Brainfart is.. dead?

[fallow trellis]

xal qaeda

[scenic field]

Not him

[thick wadi]

xalqaeda is insane

[broken sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/445106464739033090/1463019073423020217/facebook_1768881317182_7419225984181905484.jpg?ex=69704e30&is=696efcb0&hm=bed353e8bc463fd600e5de17cee084165ac028335d034e9b12711d5a98be8688&

[fallow trellis]

thats what ive been saying

[thick wadi]

whore

[spring quail]

im off for two days

[fluid heron]

lmao you can get level 1 invasions on seameless coop

[lost epoch]

the problem is not ai itself

It's the fuckheads running the circus

Like always

Bad use of technology will be our ruin

Also the fuck you mean by tick that make you allergic to meat

[sacred mountain]

He's going full conspiracy theorist ignore him

[fluid heron]

thats real

[lost epoch]

Do you uh

Got a source for that

[fluid heron]

it deposits a protien thats makes you allergic to red meat

alpha-gal meat allergy

and there was a press conference and a guy was talking about using it to bioengineer people to no longer be able to eat red meat while smiling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3QlfJZrFg

[lost epoch]

Chinese

Yeah sounds about right for what one would say

[fluid heron]

jamie pull up the chinese biologist with no morals

[pale ingot]

yeah we have to kill this guy

[lost epoch]

No

We have to kill the ones funding him

Behind every evil genius there are uh

<<<Investors>>>

They are the root of evil

[pale ingot]

we have to kill everyone

[fluid heron]

yall thought i was having a schizo meltdown

yeah having a bunch of cows around that do nothing but shit methane into the atmosphere is very envorionmental

this mod rocks for crafting pvp builds\

[spring quail]

im replacing all the fluids in your body with pepsi

[fluid heron]

i would end up stronger than ever

i would advise you dont for the general population

[pale ingot]

a new incarnation of pepsi man is born

[fluid heron]

pepsi man is the silver surfer but 10 million times more powerful

https://tenor.com/view/silver-surfer-surf-surfing-marvel-gif-9153393

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-for-tv-game-gif-22091093

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-pepsiman-mascot-drink-gif-17590979235826885445

i miss that logo design

this was peak

[lost epoch]

Being white and rich must be so easy bruh

[drifting mantle]

What has being white to do with anything?

[fluid heron]

yeah this mod rocks

annoying ass rl30 build incoming

[lost epoch]

I know where i live

Women here go crazy for white guys

[drifting mantle]

And where is that?

[lost epoch]

And i can bet it's the same for any of the countries he's visiting for "culture"

[lost epoch]

South america, brazil specifically

[drifting mantle]

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZSJWz3Z6zs

[fallow trellis]

being rich

[drifting mantle]

Blackout News and Wirtschafts Woche (Economy Week - News) are reporting that Leadership personell is losing Jobs and that they can't find new ones...

Public Broadcast News (similar to BBC) says there aren't enough Leadership personell and that many positions are not occupied...

Lmao, what is it?
Too much Leadership personell or not enough??

[fallow trellis]

I think

we should burn new casting channels

[vast wren]

allo

[rocky geode]

WHERE DO YOU LIVE

[rocky geode]

IM ON MY WAY

[lost epoch]

Read up lil blud

You're going to die but okay

[fallow trellis]

worth it

Brazilian women are worth it

[vast wren]

he's travelling to brazil on his own

[lost epoch]

Uh...

[rocky geode]

i hope i die between some brown cheeks dog

[lost epoch]

Yeah sure

[vast wren]

natural selection

[lost epoch]

Good luck

[rocky geode]

thanks bro

[rocky geode]

ill bring my guns

[vast wren]

future darwin award recipient

[fallow trellis]

correction sexy brazilian women are worth it

[vast wren]

lmao

[lost epoch]

Lol

[vast wren]

sure bud

[lost epoch]

Of course you are

Again, good luck

[rocky geode]

ill just swim there with them

ez

[vast wren]

who's gonna tell him?

[fallow trellis]

if you live in america they come to you

[rocky geode]

you guys are haters

[lost epoch]

Swim? don't tell me you're an euro

[prisma venture]

@drifting mantle @pseudo robin

[vast wren]

haters? sure

[rocky geode]

where is that on doordash

[vast wren]

yeah, okay, go with that

[fallow trellis]

like everywhere bro

if you have doordash its everywhere

now you just gotta wait to hide the thick big booty latina from ice

and she will be eterenally grateful to you and will bounce on it crazy style

[vast wren]

let it happen

[rocky geode]

holy fuck its that easy?

lets goooo

[fallow trellis]

stella is one of those women who arent for women

let the thick big booty latina bounce on it crazy style for the green card

respect the hustle dawg

[lost epoch]

I assure you, no sexy latina will be hiding from ICE

They all got their green cards as soon as they set foot on murica

[fallow trellis]

the ice themselves are hoarding all the sexy latinas

[lost epoch]

You'll have to stay with the cannons

[rocky geode]

ice are collectin them like pokemon

[lost epoch]

The lampheads

[fallow trellis]

ICE only deports the ugly ones

[lost epoch]

Or the druggies

[fallow trellis]

i should have seen it comming

[rocky geode]

"take her to the special prison" (its his house)

[fallow trellis]

the white blonde that the ice agent shot was probably mid then

[vast wren]

I dont like poeple

so

[rocky geode]

she was gross

[fallow trellis]

your kids are people, check mate

what now liberal

[rocky geode]

rip them kids

suck it limbral

[vast wren]

they're already in the process of ending up antisocial

[fallow trellis]

not gonna press on it anymore since i already won

[rocky geode]

yeah you dont need to

[spring quail]

stove

[rocky geode]

u owned the libs

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/292974288422699009/1461797270432387162/aKGZBVb_460sv.mp4

[rocky geode]

theyre cooked

[lost epoch]

they shot her because she tried to run one of them over with a car

[fallow trellis]

agartha 1 - liberals -10000

[stark gull]

Convenient shit

[lost epoch]

It's like being a bleeding heart liberal removes all your self-preservation instincts

[fallow trellis]

mid behavior (they get violent when they are mogged)

[eager igloo]

Stella jumpscare

Does this command still exist

!alex

P!alex

[foggy mantle]

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[fallow trellis]

retard

kys

[rocky geode]

mannn

[spring quail]

holy barcode

[fallow trellis]

chinese hacker username moment

[vast wren]

much worse than before aye

[stark gull]

Ew, french

[rocky geode]

liberty prime is fucked ALL up

[thick wadi]

retard bot killed itself

[lost epoch]

DAFUQ IS THIS

[thick wadi]

parade its corpse

[vast wren]

is that morse code

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-coffin-coffin-dance-funeral-funny-farewell-gif-16737844

[lost epoch]

!water

[split canyon]

💦 @vast wren is now hydrated for the day! 💦

[fallow trellis]

thats what it gets for cheating me off black jack

[vast wren]

watdefok

[rocky geode]

get hydrated binch

[lost epoch]

Trying to clean this frenchie

It's probably their first bath in the month

[fallow trellis]

no water cann cleann the french

[pale ingot]

wonder whos fault that is

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1463022217192538192/FB_IMG_1768881993733.jpg

[lost epoch]

Nah even the french can

You're thinking of indians

[fallow trellis]

being a parent is hard, especially if your retarded

[vast wren]

not even french, I'm a sicillian thats migrated to franve and got my culture replaced

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1463022251770380359/FB_IMG_1768881997403.jpg

[lost epoch]

Sicilian? you mean italian?

[pale ingot]

i can see that

[vast wren]

yes.

[vast wren]

I come from an island

is that a suprise

[lost epoch]

You're from those uppity dudes

[fallow trellis]

we all live in islands

[lost epoch]

"we are not italy"

[fallow trellis]

this fuckinng rock is covered in water

[lost epoch]

Sure thing italians

[vast wren]

autistic goth girls in adulthood I predict

[lost epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/p-club-gif-10002905524213067537

True

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/asuka-asuka-langley-soryu-asuka-evangelion-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-14194550398399523375

[vast wren]

italy is part of a continent, sicily is its own island, its an island

just like Corsica (which is right next to sicily ) is to france

[fallow trellis]

where are the autistic goth girls

[vast wren]

I have no idea

[fossil swan]

@pale ingot ba

esti viu

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-share-this-cat-if-you-already-lost-your-mind-insane-lost-your-mind-share-this-gif-11044010788421076558

[fossil swan]

coaie

e 8

si in spatele clasei

[pale ingot]

da

da

[fossil swan]

toate fetele sunt la barfa

[fossil swan]

si tot ce vorbesc este dece mu ar sta sa intre in relatie

si sar duce direct sa futa alte feye

fete

daca erau baieti

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[pale ingot]

gg

[quaint ore]

Already tired as fuck this week and its just tuesday

[fossil swan]

pentru 35 de minite

[fossil swan]

ma arunc pe geam

[vast wren]

is that romanian

[fallow trellis]

women

[vast wren]

oh

[fossil swan]

yes

[quaint ore]

Ye its romanian

[vast wren]

I couldnt recognize it at first

[fossil swan]

[pale ingot]

ce aș da să fiu liber până se încălzește afară @fossil swan

[fossil swan]

sunt rupt de iboseala

[lost epoch]

What a crazy year this was

Can't wait for it to be over

[fossil swan]

adevarat

[pale ingot]

nu vreau să ies la -15c

[vast wren]

2027 must be my year

[fossil swan]

pe cine ati injurat sa scada asa de rau

la noi e -9

[pale ingot]

its
its jan 20

[lost epoch]

Did i stutter

[pale ingot]

[vast wren]

its already over

[stark gull]

Ну всё понятно...
К твоему сведению, ты не единственный, кто знает несколько языков. Шах и мат, французик

[vast wren]

2027 must be my year

[lost epoch]

Also can you two talk whathever this is in the actual channels for this language

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOTiTVuizU

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[pale ingot]

nuh uh

[vast wren]

theres no channel for romanian

[lost epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-comic-like-a-boss-epic-very-epic-cartercodes-gif-1987316027778534164

[lost epoch]

Based

[vast wren]

there is one for russian though

[pale ingot]

porno

[vast wren]

oh my bad

[stark gull]

We should ask Iedy

[vast wren]

if he wanted to, it would've existed already

[lost epoch]

Good idea, ping ledy 82 times

[fossil swan]

no

[fossil swan]

pulled the monolith speech out