🎪bruh-fart

[pale ingot]

there was this severely, extreemely mentally ill Twitter journalist/vtuber that had asmr streams all about it

[drifting mantle]

Jesus Christ

And you heard the whole thing?

[pale ingot]

no i didnt listen to any of it this is hearsay

[stoic girder]

ASRM? What? Did she just read the book out loud or something?

[tepid pebble]

the collected money must not stay still ffs, its the collectors job to make it stay relevant

[stoic girder]

I wonder who handles the money

[tepid pebble]

dude, why are you accepting to get fucked

[stoic girder]

It turns me on

[tepid pebble]

dam

[pale ingot]

no i think it wasnt a book just straight up schizo rambling about how "all cis women should be imprisoned and put into facilities to be impregnated and forced to make babies" or some such (unrelated journalist is part of the lgbtq community and identifies as transgender iirc)

[stoic girder]

[drifting mantle]

Insane Schizo Material

[stoic girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1388033904493203646/1426335856871997561/togif.gif

[frail scaffold]

Trans person writing?
Look inside

straight male fantasy

[pale ingot]

[fluid heron]

[pale ingot]

it was a trans male to female individual for clarification

not saying that means anything

[tidal trellis]

Well that's alarming my first backup pair of glasses is starting to crumble

Un-ideal

[tepid pebble]

shouldnt a straight male fantasy be about having your own woman and children and family

[pale ingot]

gg twink

[pale ingot]

not in this day and age

[stoic girder]

Mentally stable straight male fantasy.

[fluid heron]

probably shouldnt be a gae male fantasy considering the woman part

[tidal trellis]

[tepid pebble]

but what

[stoic girder]

[river zealot]

sexual assault is bad

rape is evil

boooo

but

[tepid pebble]

meh

didnt this guy literally marry his own adopted daughter or something

[stoic girder]

BOTH of his biological children and their mother gave details, and the dude married his adoptive daughter.

[tepid pebble]

"BUT he is a j*w so calm down everyone"

[stoic girder]

Oh yeah, she was a goy so it's fine.

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/shabbat-shalom-shalom-shabbat-hebrew-hammer-hebrew-gif-14651463092687156896

[drifting mantle]

It means everything

[pale ingot]

if i speak big trouble

[drifting mantle]

Captain Kirk

[tidal trellis]

Time for backup glasses this won't be fun they finally broke

[drifting mantle]

Twink, what are your thoughts on busy leaving the server

[river zealot]

follwos

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313500516898308158/1462769981388230779/attachment.mp4?ex=696f6634&is=696e14b4&hm=4c1c4119df5cec4ca7adb8d110096b2a1aa40b04c4f89dfcf8456ec93141c24a&

[pale ingot]

#blessed

[tidal trellis]

I am not that!! but he left? Huh

More u know

[stark gull]

What happened?

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260085503525392396/1353329894985306162/unnamed.webp

we did this to him

[tame halo]

I really hope it's actually good

then again, it's bethesda

[primal kayak]

I'm still waiting for a new fallout in the snowy regions

Imagine listening to all the retro christmas songs

While blasting bandits and shit

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-alarm-festive-soyjak-wojak-christmas-gif-15139154506434105001

[tame halo]

anchorage was probably the closest we got to snow

but from what I've heard, the DLC as a whole kinda sucks

[primal kayak]

What's that

Ah

Dlc

[tame halo]

fallout 3 dlc

never played it myself
hell, I barely played fallout 3

[primal kayak]

Oh it's that one where you fight off the chinese

[tame halo]

yeah

[primal kayak]

It was fun

[tepid pebble]

true btw

[primal kayak]

Also you got that overpowered powersuit

[tepid pebble]

f3 and nv remasters then

[tame halo]

how good was the oblivion remaster anyway

[tepid pebble]

oh no

[primal kayak]

The flame atronach was hot so that's a plus

Other than that

[grizzled meadow]

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

[grizzled meadow]

Can someone ping busy in this one

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/good-old-days-sundowner-sundowner-mgr-mgr-metal-gear-rising-gif-25009322

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[frail scaffold]

I should play rising again

[pale ingot]

supposedly he left the server

[frail scaffold]

I still think i got it installed and setup to minimize stutters

[pale ingot]

im celebrating

[primal kayak]

Damn

[grizzled meadow]

Motherfucker

[frail scaffold]

Must of thought yall stopped being funny

🥀

[stoic girder]

I FUCKING LOVE WAR!

[pale ingot]

he never was g g

ripbozo

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/brapwatch-ripbozo-packwatch-gif-22300044

[frail scaffold]

Do they charge you to see in that country like america?

I break my glasses and i get sent to low income housing to afford another pair

[rocky geode]

🐴

[tidal trellis]

no but I'm using my last backup pair which are horrible cause with these glasses they hurt my ears and nose if I wear headphones

[frail scaffold]

The worst

[grizzled meadow]

10/10

[frail scaffold]

Its literal pressure points

[tidal trellis]

Last time I worse these, it caused bruising on my nose and earpain and I think a near headache

[frail scaffold]

Without my glasses i turn into velma

[rocky geode]

get contacts

just squint 4head

[frail scaffold]

Subscription glasses

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[rocky geode]

just have good vision

[primal kayak]

Call me a ghost buster the way I'm about to bust that ghost

[rocky geode]

like me

just don't have bad eyes

its that simple

[frail scaffold]

If you got good vision go waste your body in the army like all strong abled body men should

[drifting mantle]

How to get eye diseases
Speedrun any%

[frail scaffold]

And glasses make you look hotter

[primal kayak]

Also

[drifting mantle]

Glasses make your eye sight worse over time

[drifting mantle]

Abandon all glasses

[frail scaffold]

Whats the alternative, not see at all?

[primal kayak]

Yep

[pale ingot]

rawdog eyesight

[drifting mantle]

Yes

[pale ingot]

yea

[drifting mantle]

[primal kayak]

Get a guide dog too

[frail scaffold]

So ill take glasses

[rocky geode]

smh then theyre just more cooked

[drifting mantle]

Weak sperm

[rocky geode]

only way is to have good genes

[frail scaffold]

Ive also seen eyes getting worse first hand

But its slowed down

[drifting mantle]

Strong sperm

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-weak-sperm-weak-sperm-gif-22218729

[stoic girder]

If you don't see your country going to shit then you will be happier

[rocky geode]

blue eyes
20/21 vison into my 30s
what can I say

[frail scaffold]

Now i only need a prescription change every 3 or 4 years instead of every year

[rocky geode]

im just bill dipperely

[stoic girder]

Damn, what's your aspirin regiment?

[frail scaffold]

Are you drunk

Crying

Ive never seen it spelled that bad

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799676501507178563/1461719765063303259/Unemployment_rocks_real_memes_-_Jaydden_1080p_h264.mp4?ex=696edfdd&is=696d8e5d&hm=3308314d76997b12fbb2f2aa7aef534f9f41ee71f7c84254e10a9e3ff6890b1d&

[rocky geode]

no i just worked a 12 mf

im eepy

bill dipperely was on purpose

you philistine

[frail scaffold]

Chill drunkard i thought it was funny

[drifting mantle]

Do what our ancestors did
Bad eye sight?
Thug it out until you stumble down a cliff and die of old age (fall damage)

[stoic girder]

They were outside more so the muscles in the eyes didn't atrophy.

[rocky geode]

shine you need to get your eyes checked like the twink

u probably need cope glasses like him

[drifting mantle]

Meaning they could thug it out for longer

[tidal trellis]

Too scary to put in

[frail scaffold]

This dawg cant read

🥀

[tidal trellis]

I'm not putting those things into my eyes

[rocky geode]

do what our ancestora did
bad eyesight?
die of the plague

good eyesight?
die of the plague

[drifting mantle]

Also viable strategy

[tidal trellis]

Plus my look isn't complete without glasses

[stoic girder]

Dying of a small cut must have been wild.

[rocky geode]

have your boyfriend do it

[tidal trellis]

Me and my glasses are linked without the other, nothing is right

[frail scaffold]

Same

[tidal trellis]

I don't have one I'm straight!

[frail scaffold]

I do

[drifting mantle]

"knew a fella, got bit by a dog, died... An hour later"

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/черный-gif-8284575235000460429

[rocky geode]

you can still do that

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297321369788219412/1462429607004213515/Hoarse.mp4?ex=696ed1f4&is=696d8074&hm=198e0dedb995901cec17552c08e129cc8d3e113128561d29976a1dfbdf3a602a&

[tidal trellis]

Oh, neat

[rocky geode]

hiding your dismay

its ok we're here for you

[stoic girder]

Maybe in India.

[rocky geode]

🫂

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-players-alleyoop-dunk-nba-gif-11453933

u and me brother

i set u up

u dunk indians

simple as

[tidal trellis]

What dismay

[rocky geode]

its OKAY

🫂

you'll get over them

[frail scaffold]

Hes so chill with his arm being cut off

[stoic girder]

He is the Trial

[frail scaffold]

Is this stoicism?

[tidal trellis]

Flop has never been so confused

[drifting mantle]

It is, thug it out

[stoic girder]

They were built different back in the time.

[frail scaffold]

Built fuckin stupid yea

[stoic girder]

WW1 and WW2 weeded out the the stoic out of the genepool.

[rocky geode]

i think they call that bi-curious

[tidal trellis]

I meant confused as in what you're talking about Mr

U dingus

[fossil swan]

cant ever win with flop

[rocky geode]

whatever you tell yourself mr boywife

[tidal trellis]

Of course, I am victorious at every turn

Is only natural

[frail scaffold]

First time ive heard dmc music over warhammer

[rocky geode]

what do u mean my grandad absolutely did not get filtered after ww2

he just bombed germans and fucked bitches

[frail scaffold]

And they cut it off right at the lyrics

BOOOOORINGGG

https://tenor.com/view/frixstok-dante-fact-check-false-dmc-gif-14821560256626440591

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-charlie-morningstar-tears-about-to-cry-gif-2787872847002984905

devil may cry or something idk i didnt play it

[tidal trellis]

Oh it's charlie

[rocky geode]

btw flop hazbin was good but helluva is better written

change my mind (u cant)

[stoic girder]

What would I do to go Doomguy on all of the demons in Hazbin.

[frail scaffold]

I still forget which one is which theyre so similar

[rocky geode]

hazbin is theatre kid porn

[tidal trellis]

I like helluva boss smidge more cause of the interpersonal drama but hazbin I do still like

[rocky geode]

helluva is actually a good character study

[stoic girder]

Fuckers have a whole sector for cannibals.

[rocky geode]

flop i skip all the songs

[pale ingot]

oh it's twink

[rocky geode]

are u crashing out yet

[tidal trellis]

you're skipping like the best parts of it

Why

[rocky geode]

nah

musicals are for bottoms

im a top

[drifting mantle]

Hazbin Motel!

[tidal trellis]

[rocky geode]

fun fact our baby cat is almost a perfect crunchy cat twin

[tidal trellis]

Now to patiently wait for hazbin season 3 which will probably arrive in a billion years from now

[rocky geode]

same coloring and same lack of braincell

[tidal trellis]

The most I had was watching it and singing the songs

Was fun

[manic cave]

Its confirmed to be releasing 2027.

[fossil swan]

no ur not

[tidal trellis]

Gonna plan my suicide rq

[fossil swan]

ur losing more than me

[manic cave]

However we might be getting helluva S3 this year.

[tidal trellis]

Oooh

Nvm then

[manic cave]

Not gonna lie thought this year would be a nothing burger. How wrong I was.

[deep topaz]

I wonder what this is an allegory for, Sseth

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-glep-water-hose-inflate-gif-9137355246887873145

This is what we will do with you Flop

[tidal trellis]

Why!

That's mean

[drifting mantle]

And you too

[manic cave]

Get within 500m of me & Im filing for a restraining order

[drifting mantle]

You won't be able to

[stark gull]

Oblivion remaster is good from what I've heard

So there's hope

[manic cave]

Factual

[pale ingot]

yo mam

[drifting mantle]

@grizzled meadow

[manic cave]

RUN BOONE RUUN

[drifting mantle]

"They don't know that I have no poop hole"

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[tidal trellis]

oh

[frail scaffold]

Then we got rid of all the trains for CARS

🤢 🤢 🤢

[stoic girder]

@pale ingot

[stoic girder]

How the hell did you get your AI to be so antagonistic?

[drifting mantle]

Lots and lots of unemployed questions I assume

[unborn geode]

If you have seen it all, there comes another disturbing Crossover around

[fallow trellis]

i have never once gotten a broken bone

[drifting mantle]

Also, don't forget the best image of 2025

[pale ingot]

gg

dude last time i played i got bit on my upper torso through all my clothes

but somehow

none of them had a hole in them after that

pardon

???

how

[stoic girder]

They pinched the flesh off through the clothes.

[pale ingot]

yummers

[pale ingot]

but seriously wtf

id be less mad about it if all my clothes were ripped to shit afterward

[pale ingot]

but no

1 bite through all of them and the clothes are unharmed but im dead

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/shitpost_game/status/2012279946295529629?t=kremAuRnRSkkRxv0juqnHQ&s=19

[drifting mantle]

They cut off the access point fellas

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[drifting mantle]

[river zealot]

got The devil ending

[drifting mantle]

I would raw Judy, but Nexus Mod says no

[naive bison]

@river zealot wtf is your name

why

your last name was funi

[river zealot]

pronounce my new name for me

[drifting mantle]

b

[naive bison]

tverdiyznak

[fallow trellis]

I did the reaper ending and just gave my body to johnny

[arctic pawn]

Jesus

[fallow trellis]

the hardest part of the ending was takemura was angry at me

[drifting mantle]

His name is Lucas

[arctic pawn]

Lucas is a pretty common name in here

[pale ingot]

ez

[naive bison]

congratulations on your victory

[drifting mantle]

And that doesn't concern you?

[arctic pawn]

Lucas and other names that gringos cant pronounce right like Larissa, Renato, Priscilla

[pale ingot]

THX

[arctic pawn]

why would concern me

cracka i live in brazil

[drifting mantle]

1st Brazilian Empire

[arctic pawn]

lol an empire alright

[drifting mantle]

Just needs a few more Lucases

[river zealot]

@naive bison @vale sand come watch terminal

[naive bison]

btw you lost the race to airwing

[river zealot]

[quaint ore]

MORE TRICEP PUSHDOWNS

I NEED TO GET THIS DAY TO COUNT

[drifting mantle]

???

[tidal trellis]

Oh it's larry

[frail scaffold]

ai is so stupid as a concept

like seriously if i wanted to ask questions to something that always thinks its right id just ask my mom

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/Ng_a-lPiihg?si=XNgFPH4-xgYew48v&t=217 timestamp

[grizzled meadow]

Old but gold

The Pipboy is amazing

[drifting mantle]

Get this:

They push AI in hopes everyone uses it
AI makes components way more expensive
People don't upgrade their devices and probably use computers less frequent
Less frequent usage means no one uses AI

[frail scaffold]

thats NOT how it will go down

they want to push for consumer pc hardware to be a luxury (it already is but pushing it to be even worse) and unaffordable so youre forced to use cloud computing (IE using THEIR hardware)

thats the grift to make ai profitable

[drifting mantle]

I refuse to use computers then

[frail scaffold]

funny screenshot

laptops and phones are already being silently redesigned with less ram in mind

you will be stuck with 8gb and youll be happy

[frail scaffold]

scam altman needs another datacenter to tank the economy with

[drifting mantle]

I will steal the RAM from my work computer

[frail scaffold]

some repair shops rn dont even sell used laptops anymore theyre just ripping the ram out to sell and trashing the laptop

[eager igloo]

Doing everything in their power to see how mich they can inflate ai bubble till it bursts

[frail scaffold]

oh and dont forget storage is getting more expensive too cus of nand chips

[stoic girder]

Imagine paying to game like you do electricity

[drifting mantle]

I will steal the storage from my work computer as well

[frail scaffold]

thats what they want

most of the ram that was bought too isnt even in ram sticks yet they simply just secured the chips that are currently sat in warehouses

the supply is so low rn

and those chips that are waiting to be made into ram wont ever see the consumer market

[stark gull]

Would be a shame if someone would detonate emp bomb near llm data center

[frail scaffold]

good luck

[stark gull]

[frail scaffold]

most dont even tell you where theyre being built

(again, on purpose)

dont want targets to protest ofc

[stark gull]

[pale ingot]

oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa

[drifting mantle]

We doing a heist, we steal their shit

[frail scaffold]

"oh this wont be affected" ITS ALL AFFECTED

all computers need dram

no ifs ands or buts

consoles, phones, school computers, laptops, pre builts, industry hardware

[stark gull]

Don't worry too much about AI, Taiwan will get invaded in april/may

[drifting mantle]

They aren't exacly small

[frail scaffold]

yeah but not having a clear "where is this" still helps them

if it wasnt advantageous they wouldnt hide them

[drifting mantle]

We will rob them clean

Trust

[stark gull]

Do you have romanian blood in you?

[frail scaffold]

imagine being a government official for the west coast (a desert) and approving of something being built that sucks up more water than a small country

https://tenor.com/view/rompompom-bo-sinn-damien-soup-damiensoup-bosinn-gif-174572711575587414

[drifting mantle]

No, but @narrow lotus will be our advisor

I will plan

German planning

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[drifting mantle]

Blitz tactics

[stark gull]

Blitz theft

[stark gull]

It's romanian plane btw

[stark gull]

I don't understand why they don't go for enclosed system

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/money-money-gif-7248998810351434704

forcing everyone onto the train makes big bucks

[stark gull]

I'm talking about cooling system

[frail scaffold]

well your first mistake was thinking they want any of this to last long term

it just needs to last long enough

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1462684108487655485/FB_IMG_1768770982674.png

[drifting mantle]

Our time line: I have no mouth and I must scream

[eager igloo]

Its right though

[stark gull]

"Sorry, but can't generate your request as it goes against our policy guidelines"

[arctic pawn]

i love tame impala

except the less i know the better

worst music from kevin

2nd worst is the album version of borderline

kevin slaughtered the single version

into a goofy aah bassline

[frail scaffold]

oh another thing i forgot to mention, the people who will be most affected are people who need their computers to do their job

software dev needing to spend 2 extra days compiling cus hes stuck on dollar store ram

digital artist not being able to afford better tools to make their job faster\easier

people running their own businesses will have to resort to cloud subscriptions to have enough compute to run the business

as usual, the average person is most affected

[sacred mountain]

good. let them optimize the shit outta memory

[frail scaffold]

LMFAO

[sacred mountain]

[arctic pawn]

thank god i have my good ol 32 gb ram

[frail scaffold]

really hopeful thinking this will spark some new era of limitation breeding creativity

[sacred mountain]

I recently bumped mine into 48 gb threshold

Im smooth sailin

[arctic pawn]

i have a dreamybull meme for this

[frail scaffold]

it aint limitation if companies are not forced into these standards

[arctic pawn]

IM SAILING

YYAAARRGH

[frail scaffold]

nintendo needing to fit an entire game onto a 64kb cartridge because thats the best tech we had at the time is NOT the same as artificial limits that only affect the end user

[arctic pawn]

SURE

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-nervous-embarrassed-sparking-plankton-spongebob-squarepants-gif-5380761

[river zealot]

gorilla
watermelon

what did they mean by this

[naive bison]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DO_kytODgpG/

[naive bison]

gorilla
advertized by Khabib Nurmagomedov

what did they mean by this

[quaint ore]

I got 32 gigs of ddr5 and I am praying to god this shit lasts me enough for the bullshit thats to come

[eager igloo]

6k hours for this

[narrow lotus]

i have 9750

[eager igloo]

10k hours for this

[tame halo]

where is the why is Iedy so fat meme

[stark gull]

No life for this?

[thorny folio]

ggs

[frail scaffold]

i have my own favorite iedy image

:)

[deep topaz]

Lesbians be like "too small"

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

[thorny folio]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298440396463935660/1355422089888141382/togif.gif?width=683&height=854

[naive bison]

YOOOO

[thorny folio]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[frail scaffold]

genuinely wtf would make him react like this

[naive bison]

you

[thorny folio]

seeing you

[fossil swan]

seeing you

[stark gull]

Oiled up

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-true-10-year-anniversary-gif-7082519710552757928

[thorny folio]

[stark gull]

🥵 or 🏳️‍🌈 ?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/worse-than-epstein-swooper-omeg-worse-than-mario-bat-gif-2177744078806531313

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/worse-than-epstein-swooper-omeg-worse-than-mario-bat-gif-2177744078806531313

[narrow lotus]

This is a guy

https://tenor.com/view/trap-its-a-trap-star-wars-admiral-ackbar-gif-5740548

[frail scaffold]

https://stupidpenisx.com/fleshsimulator/status/2013113421357609241?s=20

Simulator di tutti i Simulatori (@fleshsimulator)

Im at Walmart whipping runts hard as hell at any kid I see

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 19, 2026, 4:56 AM

[stark gull]

So... 🏳️‍🌈?

[pale ingot]

dude i just saw re9 is dropping in like some 8 days or some shit

and it had leon as a playable character

https://youtu.be/FL6r8nrX-Pc

[tacit mango]

https://tenor.com/view/office-no-man-nope-gif-7299197

[pale ingot]

HE'S CRACKED

[frail scaffold]

wheres his thong

[tacit mango]

if that is a guy I'd rather him just be honest instead of wearing the Halloween costume fake tits

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/iedy-gif-15284789028345789433

[stark gull]

He is wearing costume

[tacit mango]

make him take it off

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12361655654679969287

[fresh rose]

time to take your meds pal

[pale ingot]

what we're gonna be doing to you

[lapis zinc]

People already do that when they buy Xbox live, PSN, and game pass

[spring quail]

Ok pork chop

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-tie-him-up-ltg-low-tier-god-kill-yourself-now-kys-gif-97316207949095273

[quaint ore]

Jesus fucking christ i open discord and this is the first thing i see

[pale ingot]

theyre stroking rn

[quaint ore]

Yeah

I am gonna go continue watching sam sulek and make a protein shake

[stark gull]

I still don't know how this man didn't rip his balls off

[solar breach]

I wish I could've been in school long enough to start wearing plate carriers

[river zealot]

and its a man too

[lapis zinc]

Weight vest if it was cool

[pale ingot]

it was obvious

[thick wadi]

so

[river zealot]

what did he mean by this

[thick wadi]

are we looking at the same guy

im just saying

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/philleotardo-puertoricanwhore-sopranos-thesopranos-vitojr-gif-20223042

[solar breach]

Should of bought steel plates

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[deep topaz]

I think armor inserts for backpacks are a pretty cool idea. Might help protect what's inside if it comes under fire, but that's only if it's on the front

[river zealot]

is cyberpunk story very small or am i schizo

[thick wadi]

i think carrying another 15 pounds of gear is so fire bro please carry more

[thick wadi]

if you just do main story its short as fuck

[lapis zinc]

Wouldn't wear steel if I don't have a collar or enough soft so spalling doesn't molest me

[thick wadi]

you are really supposed to go do side shit

[river zealot]

yeah i did the side quests

[deep topaz]

A 3a panel probably isn't any more than a pound

Kevlar is very light

[river zealot]

thinking im goinna finish this and gonna have like 20 more hours of gameplay

[prime zenith]

<t:1768837754:f>

[solar breach]

Spall is a myth invented by big ceramic

[river zealot]

than go do 2 story missions and its over

[pale ingot]

u got phantom liberty or naw?

[river zealot]

yeah

i did it

[pale ingot]

gg

[thick wadi]

gg

[prime zenith]

gg

[river zealot]

ive been lied to

by alle

he siad i wont get anything if i give up songbird

[deep topaz]

Honestly, if spall is such an issue, why don't we make concave plates

[thick wadi]

this is why cyberpunk fuckin blows part 237

[river zealot]

i would have given her up if he didnt say it

fuck her

she lied

[solar breach]

Seems awkward as hell

[pale ingot]

i think cyberpunk is cool

[prime zenith]

shut yo ass up

its peak fiction and you are mid

[lapis zinc]

Cheaper to have soft armor eat the spall

[thick wadi]

"haha le epic man made horrors within my mortal comprehension"

[river zealot]

cyber dystopia #359

[deep topaz]

It's cheaper to create a whole new panel than to just bend the steel?

[prime zenith]

cyber dystopia better than the other ones

yaya

[thick wadi]

"oh hey this game is pretty neat, wait its over"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[deep topaz]

Or, better yet, we make plates with a raised lip, or outline. That'll catch any horizontal spall

[lapis zinc]

If it was that simple it would already be done

[river zealot]

the idea is shit, the creation of it is good

forgot the saying

[quaint ore]

I wont even go in deeper, i am enjoying my protein shake and crackers

[thick wadi]

you are speaking to a tarkov player thats like a week lil bro

light work no reaction

[river zealot]

whole grand idea is shit

[prime zenith]

its two different genres and games u dumbass

[river zealot]

the small details and worldbuilding is great

[thick wadi]

and you are taking me far too seriously

[prime zenith]

yea i am

[deep topaz]

Just play dwarf fortress. Peak everything. Doesn't matter the genre

[prime zenith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/touhou-rereko-dont-even-joke-lad-JWzuZokgl6yy08KZdH

[river zealot]

its okay i guess

im just sad the story is small

[thick wadi]

yeah like idk its a 7/10

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

[river zealot]

because half the gigs are dogshit

go there pick it up

stealth(optional)

[thick wadi]

only half kek

[prime zenith]

its like an 8 or a 9

[quaint ore]

At least it isnt fucking skyrim

[river zealot]

id give it a

uhhhhhh

strong 6

[thick wadi]

lowkey my 7 is just because i like varied character creators and playing as women

caught

[quaint ore]

I liked the game, but man some parts are lackluster.

[river zealot]

all im saying is

[prime zenith]

100% u downloaded goon stuff

[river zealot]

if i see a trans flag in your bnio tommorow

[thick wadi]

i tried playing it modded and never made it past the early section of the game

[river zealot]

i wouldnt be suprised

[thick wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[deep topaz]

You can only get so creative with stuff inside a huge mega city. You can't be pulling off scorched earth shit across entire city blocks, or getting into a heated gunfight with hundreds of casualties

[quaint ore]

I only play as men and end up looking vaguely like a skinhead or some roidhead

[deep topaz]

That's the two paths every man has

[thick wadi]

if i wanted to beat my shit id go watch porn not play a game

[river zealot]

made a woman with a dick and no nipples when the game came out

like 5 years ago

just continued that save

[prime zenith]

why

just beat it while gaming

[quaint ore]

Why am I not surprised

That the ukrainians and russians

Always make chicks with dicks

[river zealot]

pull up the pornhub fetishes map chaplain

[thick wadi]

im goin whole hog

[quaint ore]

I know

Russia likes femboys a LOT

[river zealot]

my characvter looked like a black crackhead

[thick wadi]

doesnt change the fact that cp77 is mid

none of this does

[quaint ore]

I also shwacked adam smasher underleveled af

[river zealot]

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/2025-film-war-of-the-worlds-william-ice-cube-gif-7245609427467150190

[quaint ore]

It was weaty asf doe

[river zealot]

what he maen byt that

[river zealot]

idk i been lvl 60 for hlaf of my playthru

[quaint ore]

I dont think its bad and i dont think its amazing either

[river zealot]

there is a word for that

MID

[prime zenith]

these guys only play tarkov

tahts why its mid

[quaint ore]

I dont play tarkov

[prime zenith]

not you

🔔

[river zealot]

i played a good amount of RPGs

[thick wadi]

ive actually been having a good time on skyrim

mostly

[river zealot]

witcher 3 has way more and way more interesting content

[thick wadi]

i wanted to like witcher 3 but i couldnt

[river zealot]

every side mision

[quaint ore]

My fav rpg is mount and blade warband, so i guess my bar aint the highest

Also ye witcher 3 is goated

[prime zenith]

what do u rate witcher

[river zealot]

even the kill moinster ones

was interesting

[thick wadi]

that games story and shit is awesome, the fighting and general world navigation was so shit

[quaint ore]

True

[river zealot]

yeah

fgihting is mid

[thick wadi]

mount and blade mentioned

the goat

(im not spending 25 dollars on some fuckass boat dlc)

[quaint ore]

Turks were cooking with that one

[river zealot]

world is pretty

[quaint ore]

Bannerlord is fucking buggy as shit

[river zealot]

and has a lot of content

but traversing it is kinda boring

[deep topaz]

Mount and blade is awesome. I just can't ever get past the start. I'm too impatient for the long game

[river zealot]

fighting is just hold m1

[thick wadi]

i did not play enough of it to give it a real rating

[river zealot]

and parry

[prime zenith]

what does poop rate it

[quaint ore]

Dark souls 3 has good fighting

[thick wadi]

i loved the story shit so i know why people love it

but holy fuck it was like when i tried to play ff14

[quaint ore]

Except it will ream a 10ft long club up your ass if you slip up

[river zealot]

i mean

id give witcher 3 probably an 8

[thick wadi]

i know what people like about these games but i am not willing to dredge my way through shit for it

[thick wadi]

real

[river zealot]

combat gets really really boring half way

its more of dodging enemy attacks than attacking yourself

[quaint ore]

Lets talk eurojank

E.Y.E divine cybermancy

[prime zenith]

do you have something you give 9 with same or similar genre

[thick wadi]

theres like, golden age of early game in mnb, then a kinda lull in mid-late game, then it gets hype as shit near the end again

[solar breach]

At the floor trader picking up some padding and there's a fucking huge lifted truck with chromed out rims.

Can you guess what the owner does for a living?

That's right! He's a lawyer!

[thick wadi]

rouge trader 9.9 out of 10 i wish that game had bg3's budget

[quaint ore]

I hate GW too much to play a new game

[prime zenith]

what about first/3rd person

games

[quaint ore]

like i genuinely only get 40k games by either pirating or getting a key

cause i dont want any fucking money of mine going to that company

[thick wadi]

rouge trader is imo better than bg3 in a lot of ways

but bg3 has that gorgeous quality

both are good but i also hate bg3s story to an extent

[lapis zinc]

I enjoy it more than bg3 to

Got over 500 hours in both tho

[thick wadi]

im lowkey waiting for the other dlcs to play through again

[quaint ore]

i knew the company completely sold itself out when it banned fan animations then began pushing lore breaking shit to appeal to lore tourists

[thick wadi]

i played without them then bought the first two but havent played them yet

[thick wadi]

like rpg games that kinda shit

[lapis zinc]

There's so many builds to do that I can just do runs back to back

[solar breach]

You hate bg3 for valid reasons, I hate it for the people who play it.
We are not the same.

[thick wadi]

yeah we arent you are just retarded

[solar breach]

I am thank you

[prime zenith]

hesright

[lapis zinc]

The silver lining to that is it functions as a tool to filter "those" people away from my ttrpg groups

[fresh rose]

Bro did the same ending as me

THE WORST one

fucking hell

[river zealot]

idk about worst one tbh

the only one where you straight up dont die

except dlc one ig

[thick wadi]

the endings are all shit its cyberpunk thats the point

[river zealot]

yeah

[lapis zinc]

Panam one also doesn't kill you

[river zealot]

question is

[fresh rose]

its the most shit ending

[river zealot]

yeah yeah

why wouldnt it

you leave the city

with the chip still killing you

[thick wadi]

gg

[river zealot]

question is

is it like SOMA

is it your or a copy of you

the engram

[lapis zinc]

It doesn't because the 6 months time you get is used by Victor to cook up a solution

[carmine delta]

??

[solar breach]

6 months with panam? Fuck it

[river zealot]

honestly feels like bullshit

top arasaka cant save you

but viktor can

cmon

[lapis zinc]

YouTube dot com

[river zealot]

no im not telling you are

im saying the ending

is

[lapis zinc]

Oh yeah 100 percent

[thick wadi]

thats literally what happens in that ending?

are you deadass

[lapis zinc]

That's what vic says

[thick wadi]

whole game is fucking fraudulent

jesus

[lapis zinc]

True

[thick wadi]

game really is a 6/10 if that

[lapis zinc]

The game is mid because it doesn't let me kill 90% of the characters

They are so fucking annoying

[river zealot]

google dot com tells me he still dies

[solar breach]

cough skyrim cough

[thick wadi]

idk how people can play skyrim for as long as they do

in one playthrough i mean

[solar breach]

Idk it just happens sometimes

[thick wadi]

im playing modded right now and having a good time but like

[solar breach]

I get bored and proceed to make several characters

Burn out

And switch games

[deep topaz]

Eet is snowing!!

[thick wadi]

same shit over and over and over

[lapis zinc]

Go watch the ending Victor says something along the lines of "oh yeah just don't get sand in the internals and your fine"

[thick wadi]

im also trying to make the most of it bc im never downloading a 450gb modpack ever again

[solar breach]

Jesus

[river zealot]

yeah but people says he dies anyway

[lapis zinc]

I don't know what to tell you then. That's what I heard when I did that ending

[river zealot]

i think its like

50/50 if he dies or not

[lapis zinc]

Way better than being a slave to arasaka and not even getting a cure

[lapis zinc]

Skyrim players when the smallest hint that the game was Skyrim pokes through:

[deep topaz]

The endings exist so you can rp your character to them. Of course you're always going to pick the best one if you yourself want it

[river zealot]

is arasaka ending like soma

the engram

is it you or a copy of you

[deep topaz]

I think they copy what's left of you into a chip and then put it into a new body

Because your current one is dead

[pale ingot]

the whole dillema with that is that it isnt really you anymore

[lapis zinc]

You end up on space station and they run tests on you for a while then say "yeah we can't help you yet, but we can copy you and keep it in storage until we can solve the body compatibility problem"

[deep topaz]

Is a soma situation

[lapis zinc]

Dunno didn't play soma

[deep topaz]

It's a very similar concept

[fading portal]

I just did the ending where I shot myself

because sucide is badass

[bold kettle]

Hell yeah Brother

[lapis zinc]

Was tempted to pick that ending out of spite because Johnny was such a bitch

[deep topaz]

You had a brain scan done of you in the past, to help you with some brain problem. You lived and died as normal. Fast forward, the company was contracted to deliver these brain scans to some doomsday shelter at the bottom of the ocean, filled with the world's best remaining scientists. Something happened and the earth is cooked, literally. I think it was a solar flare or something. One scientist made a space satellite with a computer server on it, that has the brain scans living in a VR world. The goal was to send those copies out into deep space to basically live in heaven forever

The issue, at the end of the game, is that you're still stuck at the bottom of the ocean, doomed to die

But you sent a copy of yourself into space on a satellite, to be in virtual heaven

[unborn geode]

I was interested, how can you tell from the writing whether someone is underage 12-14 years? Since I'm on a server where there are almost only minors and I want to avoid any contact with it

[stoic girder]

Spoilers... HELLO?!

[river zealot]

2015 bro

[deep topaz]

Soma is like 10 years old

[unborn geode]

How the fuck are people with 12 years on Discord

[river zealot]

bible levels spoilers

[stoic girder]

[icy patrol]

if you haven’t played it now

[deep topaz]

By the way Judas betrays Jesus

[icy patrol]

you weren’t going to

[icy patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[lapis zinc]

By not being in the server

[stoic girder]

I mean.. it's in the name.

[unborn geode]

Well, difficult when it comes to Minecraft

[lapis zinc]

Not really just don't interact or better yet find a server without them

Never a good reason to talk to minors on the Internet that you aren't related to

[crude mesa]

brainfart rejects assemble

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/catpire-gif-18059911

[unborn geode]

Yes, I think so. Minors are exhausting.My nephew is enough for me.

[vast wren]

allo

[deep topaz]

Con them out of some fortnite gift cards then leave

[unborn geode]

sup

[narrow sorrel]

I NEED TO SCAM THEM WITH MY FREE ARMOR TRIMMING RACKET

[unborn geode]

Next Fortnite Map shoot minors on Epstein Island

[crude mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-jon-snow-battle-of-the-bastards-preparing-sword-gif-9409526

clearing nPP

be like

[vast wren]

you new around here?

[unborn geode]

no I'm sitting here for a while

[vast wren]

oh

my bad, I just dont go on here on a daily basis

[crude mesa]

nerd

what could be more important than being in brainfart comm

[vast wren]

kids

I'm taking care of twins

[unborn geode]

you mean on Epstein Island?

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750293136764567622/1462634888850178049/5f870b086ccd86bac4827fa1174cc93a.mp4?ex=696ee863&is=696d96e3&hm=8cc613d022bf1f2edfe52f6c0289eee03625350f1aae83714102269fc54badf7&

[vast wren]

no, my own

[unborn geode]

I have a nephew that's enough for me

[vast wren]

obviously not that way, I'm taking care of them, get your head out the gutter

[crude mesa]

clipped

[vast wren]

without the context

yep

thats gonna fly

[crude mesa]

yeah hhaaha

social media be like

[dusk meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394354690849902637/1449787101297119305/shame.gif

[vast wren]

christ I should really work on my phrasing

[crude mesa]

nah keep it up

[unborn geode]

Where are the Epstein files@vast wren

[vast wren]

with the CIA

(trust)

[deep topaz]

@vast wren look it's snowing

[vast wren]

nice

[unborn geode]

black humor after all

[vast wren]

okay its time to go, before I get any more radiation from this channel

[dusk meadow]

if you bothered typing here you're already fucked

[crude mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/tbnvks-cooked-you're-cooked-gif-10371140640825486100

[vast wren]

minimal amount of radiation

anyway

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340410957081870339/1462814732095455345/306948369.jpg?ex=696f8fe1&is=696e3e61&hm=35e118c9caec0e88b6541d5c38e903b032ab20c7cde9901d88595c90ba574e0e&

[dusk meadow]

"minimal" as if the dose isn't gonna cause 30 years off your lifespan

[crude mesa]

burgers per eagles memer here

[unborn geode]

I'm very comfortable here, because I know there are only adults in the channel.

[dusk meadow]

[crude mesa]

Only the top 0.1% of the populace resides here

[calm olive]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-sex211-211-okbb-rap-battle-gif-22785777

[dusk meadow]

*bottom

[crude mesa]

*subjective

[dusk meadow]

no my opinion is objectively correct

[crude mesa]

why tf this guy no pants and choking himself

actual *******

[solar breach]

Oh its beautiful

[eager igloo]

Warhammer 3 allies trying not to be retarded (impossible)

[eager igloo]

Trying my best to purge the elves but they are fucking stacked

And their dumbass donut island doesn't help

Mfs come from every direction

[solar breach]

Funny thing about that wall is that the elves are so incredibly arrogant they just ignore the times it has fallen

[deep topaz]

Tall armies struggle against elves cause they're basically the tallest you can get

Leverage your long range artillery

[eager igloo]

Don't have any though

Im playing fimir

[deep topaz]

What do you mean you don't have any

[eager igloo]

I got like

One laser beam eye

I guess

And a lot of very angry abominations

[deep topaz]

If you're playing humans at least 1/3 of each army needs to be heavy artillery

Or is that chaos

[eager igloo]

Lost Faction

From a mod

[deep topaz]

You either need a ton of magic or lots of explosives

[eager igloo]

I got kroll, shes probably enough

I managed to autoresolve my way for now but its just one army

[toxic sundial]

I mean it is called total war why are you doing riplomacy

it's not total war except a little diplomacy with similar races you're cool with

kill em all

[digital quartz]

you don't understand

the empire states AI is straight up suicidal

[eager igloo]

Together we can slaughter far more elves

[digital quartz]

You gift Nordland a free army and they use it to fuck with Middenland instead of fighting Chaos

[toxic sundial]

I only play empire and I kill everyone so idk

[toxic sundial]

this just reaffirms my point. Use said army to confederate nordland instead

It's total war dumbass

[digital quartz]

I like to have them stay alive until I can confederate

on legendary these chucklefucks get wiped out by turn 50 - 70

[toxic sundial]

that's why you wipe them out first dude

now I think you're the one not understanding

[deep topaz]

It's so crazy how the empire states will be like "this manifestation of all that is evil and unholy is at my border, preparing to invade. Welp, better go beat up my neighbor

[eager igloo]

Empire players

[eager igloo]

Empire is set in real life balkans

[grave bronze]

im gonna kill myself ive been playing too much ace combat and read that as belkans

[digital quartz]

holy roman empire during napoleons rise type beat

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/worse-than-epstein-swooper-omeg-worse-than-mario-bat-gif-2177744078806531313

[dusk meadow]

never living that shit down

[digital quartz]

is having kids really such an unfathomable concept?

[deep topaz]

a brainfarter having 2 kids is wild

[crude mesa]

Epstien was humbled when he met X_g1rl

[vestal needle]

Not just Victor. The Aldecaldos have an extremely close friendship with Biotechnica, who are exactly the people you'd want helping to find a cure

The whole point of the Aldecaldos ending is that there are no winners in Night City. The only way to get your happy ending is to leave and ride off into the sunset

[digital quartz]

nah I'd win

[vestal needle]

@river zealot

[crude mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[unborn geode]

You are really mean brat

[deep topaz]

man nothing interesting has happened in my Australia game

I don't think I'd even be able to do anything if I got dragged into this. I have 7 military factories and I've spent 3 years getting 30 civ factories

[crude mesa]

bro ur fighting the soviet union? didnt u learn fomr history

[crude mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/karen-scream-hilo-gif-20530468

alright karen

[unborn geode]

really genius

[deep topaz]

no I'm in the Comintern

[quaint ore]

Battle of piss and shit

[crude mesa]

Sarrr

i would win

[digital quartz]

can't you just like ... idk ... sit this one out on your island?

[deep topaz]

I think that's what's going to happen

[crude mesa]

aha

[deep topaz]

for some reason, Japan hasn't joined the Axis

they've spent all game trying to annex China

[stark gull]

Horizontal video in vertical format...
-100 social credit

[crude mesa]

TRUEE

[digital quartz]

state mandated content creation classes

[deep topaz]

that's what Threads does

blame that

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-kdh-zoey-zoey-kpdh-kpdh-gif-337381877436894849

[frail scaffold]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uw9Hs8k0rj8?si=8knKWNlXjZuYJ69W

[sacred mountain]

God please trump invade greenland i beg you

[stark gull]

Ooohhhh
That's bloody gei

[frail scaffold]

its the military

what did u expect

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-pipebomb-throw-you-gif-8675931137970734740

[frail scaffold]

humanities warriors have been fucking each other since weve had wars

[stark gull]

A drill sergeant to seize this

[digital quartz]

a "drill" sergeant? 🤔

[toxic sundial]

first 6 hours of vintage story

[primal kayak]

A drill ser"gae"nt?

[stark gull]

Yeah, they call him like that because he drills your balls

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-cbt-gif-24974467

[stark gull]

"Bop it", but with CBT

[tight rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996031348496154735/1462650764722831401/78ac79a0fb8f76bbdc7040f241417098.mp4?ex=696f9fed&is=696e4e6d&hm=a3b4149da0f2e16c943894878542827d8a81c0d1fde86aef7b90c9b89614cfe5&

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-get-it-dale-gribble-king-of-the-hill-revival-i-don't-understand-king-of-the-hill-gif-4741296097539338399

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[stone blade]

written like a facebook argument

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

perfect time to take greenland

[deep topaz]

all of south america getting put in the microwave

[slender rock]

My god

[narrow lotus]

Trump doing shit in Iraq - Congress Sleep

Trump doing shit in Venezuela - Congress Sleep

Trump threatening to take Greenland , directly entering conflict with Denmark - NATO Country - Congress : Aight man thats enough.

Aint no way in any realistic outcome the Congresss and shit accepts the Greenland job

Impeach this retard

[deep topaz]

I just have to wonder, why is he doing this

what is the ulterior motive

[stark gull]

Data centers

[narrow lotus]

Remember that Phil Leotardo did 20 years in the can?

You also need to remember that Trump ended 8 wars

[deep topaz]

open air AI center in Greenland, no cooling required

dear god

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-11954040389595096870

[fresh rose]

rare minerals

[deep topaz]

they're minerals, Marie

[slender rock]

Doj is bought by don

Congress bought by don

They're all pedophiles

They're all rich fucks that can't answer the question of should humanity survive

[pine depot]

1 soldier from Britan sent to defend the whole Greenland (peace of planet that looked like Iceland but named Greenland)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[narrow lotus]

Greenlander

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/gifgod-remasteredgifs-homelander-homelander-movie-gif-11234335859680943974

[sacred mountain]

I think it is so if america decides to kick the bucket, uk will cause a massive pain in the ass diplomatic crisis on em

Cuz they will attack their allied soldiers and stuff

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fkx4g8igKSM

[pine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[slender rock]

we already tried the impeachment

GOPtards keep blocking and delaying thinking they could control him